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-----Phase 1-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. In the centre of the stage, a weak and feeble willow tree stands, its roots crawling across the wooden floor. From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures nervously waiting for the great curtain that stands behind the tree to open and the play to begin. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass.
For now, the stage is undecorated. No props, no setting, a blank canvas waiting for a great performance to shine through.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE.
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TATARI
VIEWING ONLY
Bravocat
VIEWING ONLY
Abraham Lincoln
VIEWING ONLY
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Trainee Chef
VIEWING ONLY
Klahadore
VIEWING ONLY
Solus Zos Galvus
VIEWING ONLY
Valvatti
VIEWING ONLY
Max Stirner
VIEWING ONLY
Orion Pisces
VIEWING ONLY
Nikola Orsinov
Kurukuru
@Kurukuru
@Nikola Orsinov
@Tree
KurukuruBOT17-Mar-22 07:05 PM
He-llo, and welcome to the first act of our grand production!
Nikola OrsinovBOT17-Mar-22 07:06 PM
We hope you all have a wonderful time!
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT17-Mar-22 07:06 PM
the tree continues to grow
grow? Is that the right word? It looks half dead if not fully so
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT17-Mar-22 07:35 PM
the stage is a ticket to another world, but this one is a sad existence for a tree
it could be so much more!
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT17-Mar-22 08:00 PM
(no one's talking here so I'll get some sappy puns out of my system)
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(Now i saw this burly fella lumbering down the street, elm not sure what he was up to but I thought I'd Branch out a bit and talk to him, turns out he was down with acacia the flu! Axed if i could direct him to the local hospital)
KurukuruBOT17-Mar-22 08:05 PM
(oh my god)
Nikola OrsinovBOT18-Mar-22 07:00 PM
LOCK
The roots underneath the stage shift and grow, reaching throughout the area.
Grabbing panels and paint from the backstage, they set to work remaking the stage, and before long...
A beautiful winter wonderland springs up! Where the entrance to the backstage once stood now stretches a forest, covered in a fine dusting of snow.
Their work done, the tree roots shrivel back up, returning to their trunk.
MysteryBotBOT18-Mar-22 08:50 PM
(edited)
Kurukuru stayed here.
Nikola Orsinov stayed here.
Tree stayed here.
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-----Phase 2-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The scene is a winter's night in a forest, pine trees lightly dusted with snow. Footprints trail off into the woods, scattering in different directions. In the middle of the trees, a clearing reveals a willow standing out from the pines. A red scarf is tied around its trunk, and a red hat sits in its branches. It has a friend! A lamppost stands beside it, a small picture stuck on the lamppost.
From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE.
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Spark
spark-boardVISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast.
Funnyman
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Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear.cat-maskVISIBLE not to be confused with a cat/box, it's a giant cat mask, stitched together from a greenish fabric.
Max Bialystok
Robbie Rotten
coffee-bagVISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
triple-troubleVISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
Phanto Mask
VIEWING ONLY
Patches
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Sado
(she/her) Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat. Pale colorless skin, one eye obscured by hair, permanent wide grin.
Klahadore
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit.black-duffelVISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside?
Bernkastel
VIEWING ONLY
Solus Zos Galvus
VIEWING ONLY
Orion Pisces
Fish Overlord Orion Pisces [Sea/Seas]pendantVISIBLE A small gift Matchstick bought you back at the Showerlights Festival when you first met. It looks like it’s made of gold but really it’s just nickel, you still hold near and dear as you wear it around your neck. He engraved it with a small poem on the back to personalize it.
Though tonight
We see the
falling lights
The brightest
Shine is from
Your eyes.
<3 -Match
Otherwise it does nothing special but remind you that though you’re far apart now, you’ll still love each other when you’re back together.
Garcian Smith
VIEWING ONLY
Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/her
Kurukuru
Jay Finch
Bydo System Alpha
A large mass of slimy flesh and twisted steel, over 16 meters long. Hovers using thrusters embedded in its flesh. Its front has irregular gelatinous, glassy person sized blue blobs as "eyes". It has fleshy tendrils, each as thick as a narrow tree and longer than a personbydo-forceBIGVISIBLE A big orb, currently dull, hangs off of the Bydo System Alpha.
coffee-bagVISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Double Trouble
Pronouns: They/Them
Seemingly reptilian in appearance, they are fairly slim and are quite tall (about 6ft or 1.82m).
spark-boardVISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast.
Funnyman
VIEWING ONLY
Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear.cat-maskVISIBLE not to be confused with a cat/box, it's a giant cat mask, stitched together from a greenish fabric.
Max Bialystok
Robbie Rotten
coffee-bagVISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
triple-troubleVISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
Phanto Mask
VIEWING ONLY
Patches
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Sado
(she/her) Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat. Pale colorless skin, one eye obscured by hair, permanent wide grin.
Klahadore
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit.black-duffelVISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside?
Bernkastel
VIEWING ONLY
Solus Zos Galvus
VIEWING ONLY
Orion Pisces
Fish Overlord Orion Pisces [Sea/Seas]pendantVISIBLE A small gift Matchstick bought you back at the Showerlights Festival when you first met. It looks like it’s made of gold but really it’s just nickel, you still hold near and dear as you wear it around your neck. He engraved it with a small poem on the back to personalize it.
Though tonight
We see the
falling lights
The brightest
Shine is from
Your eyes.
<3 -Match
Otherwise it does nothing special but remind you that though you’re far apart now, you’ll still love each other when you’re back together.
Garcian Smith
VIEWING ONLY
Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/her
Kurukuru
Jay Finch
Bydo System Alpha
A large mass of slimy flesh and twisted steel, over 16 meters long. Hovers using thrusters embedded in its flesh. Its front has irregular gelatinous, glassy person sized blue blobs as "eyes". It has fleshy tendrils, each as thick as a narrow tree and longer than a personbydo-forceBIGVISIBLE A big orb, currently dull, hangs off of the Bydo System Alpha.
coffee-bagVISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Double Trouble
Pronouns: They/Them
Seemingly reptilian in appearance, they are fairly slim and are quite tall (about 6ft or 1.82m).
Bamboo
superhellaswaggyballisticXDhelladopeness
@Spark
@Bravocat
@Max Bialystock
@Robbie Rotten
@Patches
@A bare Willow Tree (un saule)
@Sado
@Klahadore
@Orion Pisces
@Nikola Orsinov
@Kurukuru
@Jay Finch
@Alpha
@Double Trouble
@Bamboo
CAN POST Spark
Bravocat
Max Bialystok
Robbie Rotten
Patches
Tree
Sado
Klahadore
Orion Pisces
Nikola Orsinov
Kurukuru
Jay Finch
Bydo System Alpha
Double Trouble
Bamboo
VIEW ONLY Funnyman
Phanto Mask
Bernkastel
Solus Zos Galvus
Garcian Smith
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Greetings!
KurukuruBOT18-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Ah! It looks like our first actors have arrived! Well, don't let me stop you from putting on an excellent performance, ehehe.
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Heya!
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Man, already? What now?
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 08:52 PM
?!
Hey!
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Woah, huh?
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Well, it’s certainly a bit crowded here
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 08:53 PM
How in Aure's name did you get here?
Nikola OrsinovBOT18-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Welcome, one and all!
Now that you're all on-stage, the fun can truly begin!
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Wonderful!
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Hey, I just recieved a job application! I could say the same to you!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Oh well
Same thing
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Can't say I expected an old face here, and a pretty recent one too.
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Zepia's stunt certainly seems to have gotten the audiences attention!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
I just work here as the sound guy heh
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
And it's a pleasure to see you again, Double Trouble.
I had a feeling I would run into you again here.
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Well, I was right, it sure is crowded here.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Oh no, the pleasure is all mine! Delightful to see you again darling!
they take a bow
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Oh, wait, no, there's just some more in the audience.
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Right, it is worth noting that those in the audience can see us from here, if it needed to be said.
I suppose it makes sense actors would flock to the stage.
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
I'm not an actor though
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
I'm not an actor lol
Is anyone else here working on designing the set?
SadoBOT18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Hello, familiar faces.
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
The tree is.
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
uh yeah
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
I came here because I have the most control in this location
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
the tree
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Greetings
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 08:57 PM
The tree, as you might have noticed, has put together a wonderful scene for us!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 08:57 PM
There's a tree?
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 08:57 PM
there is a tree
Max BialystockBOT18-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Damn! Dream's not here.
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Oh...right. The tree.
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 08:57 PM
There is a tree!
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Interesting.
Max BialystockBOT18-Mar-22 08:58 PM
I'm sure some of you fine people will be able to help me get my play off the ground, though.
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Would you happen to be a director?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Max is yes
Max BialystockBOT18-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Yes indeed.
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Interesting! Very interesting.
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 08:59 PM
You must come from the fourth group I haven't learned much of anything about...
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Hmmmmm
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Well, if I may introduce myself, I go by Bravocat; and I am also a director in this production.
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Should we do something to get the word out? I just think we're going to need a large variety of people if we want to put on a show!
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:00 PM
We're already putting it on, I suppose you could call it the opening act.
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Oh bet
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:00 PM
I expect the others will join, in time.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:00 PM
You are?
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Anyone gonna explain the fire alarm?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Good question
That was... interesting
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Not much to explain, really. The fire alarm was pulled. We witnessed it.
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Opening act? That sounds marvelous!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:01 PM
And a bit dangerous given we have no way to evacuate
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:02 PM
It was an alarm for my Evil Scheme of Villainy!
Don't mind that!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Oh ok robbie
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Villainy you say?
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:02 PM
they chuckle a little
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Bold of you to express that with such an audience present!
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Oh, Robbie? You must be the prop designer Trainee Chef mentioned.
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:03 PM
He's a bit shameless in my experience
SadoBOT18-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Sometimes its more interesting to be direct with your intentions.
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:03 PM
true
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Oh I certainly agree!
Max BialystockBOT18-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Ah, Mr. Rotten! So good to finally meet you!
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:04 PM
Why would I be shameful? I take pride in my work against that hero Sportacus
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:04 PM
Hm?
Max BialystockBOT18-Mar-22 09:05 PM
I've heard nothing but wonderful things about you, and I happen to be looking for a prop designer myself.
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:05 PM
@ abarewillowtree do u know how the projectors in this theater work
I've been using them but they've got some interesting mechanics that I don't rlly understand
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:06 PM
So what's the script of the play? i'd like to know my lines!
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:06 PM
Oh yes! I would be thrilled to join as well
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:06 PM
Oh my... they weren't kidding about your size!
Well then, I believe you'll find this performance is more in the fashion of an improv.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:07 PM
An improv! Oh my strong suit!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:07 PM
A!
I did not notice the 16 meter flesh mass in the room..
sry you jumpscared me
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:08 PM
So, might I pose a general question to those who deign to answer? I am curious where you all were immediately before you came here to the stage.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
That's a very weird thing not to notice!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Just like how I didn't notice the huge wooden bulk of that tree lol
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Most of us were just over in the lobby
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
I should stop constantly looking at the floor
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Any events of interest around there?
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
I'd personally say my dashing looks are discernible from a mile away
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Well there's a huge locked door
We considered blowing it open
But we're here for a job and we're gonna do that first
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Where else does the lobby connect to?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:10 PM
A bar and the house
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:11 PM
house?
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Also, strange question but... Has anyone seen a POW- uh, a big walky thing? round glass "face" thing, two legs, no arms, got a thingy on the back(edited)
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:11 PM
(In case u don't know the house is where the audience sits)
1
Yeah uh where everyone sits
gestures towards the audience area
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:12 PM
I prefer to call it the auditorium~
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:12 PM
The "house", as you put it, connects to here, the lobby, backstage, and the bar, if you were curious.
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:13 PM
So as far as we know... the extent of this place is the stage, backstage, dressing room, audience, lobby, bar, rafters, and I'm tempted to say a directors box looking up there.
Nikola OrsinovBOT18-Mar-22 09:13 PM
We actually decanted the crystals from the POW armour! Those big robots were too ugly to have around our theatre.
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:13 PM
I mean u would be wrong but ok...
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:13 PM
Crystals, you say?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:13 PM
Hold on I'm a bit confused
R u saying we can go up to the rafters but this theater doesn't have a catwalk?
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:14 PM
But they're kinda cute!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:14 PM
I agree
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Well, in any case... We've many directors, actors, and set and prop designers about for some sort of collaboration.
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:14 PM
you could've used them for the Among Us musical
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Laser crystals, i call them, they've got a fancy name that i can't remember
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Ah, I've neglected to introduce myself, to those not already familiar. I am Klahadore, a butler and, more relevantly, a prop designer.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
They make the force device shoot in cool ways!
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Those crystals wouldn't happen to float, would they?
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
What do you need that for, exactly?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Buttler hehehe
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Greetings
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Just in case!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
oh I think we saw one hanging out in the audience area
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Caretaker, if you prefer.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Yeah they do that!
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Yeah, we kinda probably passed one then.
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:17 PM
As Orion said, we saw one such piece in the audience section.
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I thought you guys were actors why don't u know the names for the sections of a theater :eyeroll:
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I had nearly taken it but I was occupied aiding Klahadore.
Apologies for that.
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:18 PM
And then the collaboration didn't come together. I suppose we could try again if another set designer would like to work with us, but there might be new possibilities available now...
SadoBOT18-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Has anyone been backstage?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:18 PM
It's not a big deal, just something I'll need to get used to lol
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Oh! there was one in the lobby, i'll go get it later
SadoBOT18-Mar-22 09:18 PM
I'm searching for... something of my own.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:20 PM
(my dumb brain didn't connect the crystal in the lobby with the laser crystals lmao, thought red would be hidden somewhere)
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:20 PM
I just want to help put on something magnificent
All of you guys seem to have ulterior motives, why can't we just be here to perform?
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Bravocat feels similarly.
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Ulterior motives? My dear I think you misunderstand.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Well, I’m fully invested in the play at the moment! Unless I find something else…
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Motives are all that drive a performance such as this.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:21 PM
I don't have any ulterior motives, I'm here to fulfil my dreams!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:21 PM
But those motives can just be striving to create art, no?
And also something something lazer crystals
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Oh darling I assure you my motives do involve that.
The art of theatre!
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:22 PM
I'm just trying to make sure everyone's safe!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:22 PM
This is a theater, everything's going to go wrong lol
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:23 PM
It's anti bydo weaponry, not anti human weaponry
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:23 PM
uhuh
where's the difference?
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Well, when dealing with bydo, you'll want to neutralise the waveform, yeah? conventional weaponry isn't very effective without it also having a cancelling effect
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:26 PM
ah
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:26 PM
Though i guess this isn't really needed against corrupted human weaponry, i saw a gains crash into a wall once, it exploded
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:26 PM
So does that mean that you can use your weapons to make a person stop thinking?
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:27 PM
Uh, all weaponry stops people from thinking?
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:27 PM
they let out a small chuckle
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:27 PM
Unless corpses can think, that would be scary!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:27 PM
Wait so like
U have something strong enough to instantaneously blow someone to bits?
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:28 PM
Oh I like thinking, I perfer if you didn't do that!
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:28 PM
Thats not something you do much anyways
Why would you object
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:28 PM
I won't use it! This is just contingency in case of a bydo attack...
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
I would've expected thinking to require too much effort for it to be your preference, robbie
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
should we tell them?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
Yeah we're actually all bydo
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
No!
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
I need it for my schemes!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
what? no the exact opposite
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
I actually have something here that could make you completely immune to weapons
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
I'm pretty sure the Bydo can't get here(edited)
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
produces a funny looking helmet
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Probably yeah
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Completely immune?
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
This baby nullifies any projectile attack in the area around you once
Its pretty neat
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
This place is weird enough that I doubt rlly anyone could truly get in or out
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
You want it robbie?
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Hmm
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
...How?
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Why should he get it?!
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Idk hes funny
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Does the helmet have some kind of... weird destruction effect?
Like a force!
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
All weapons are basically wavelength emitters, this cap counters that wavelength, rendering it immobile
Or maybe, magic
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
what
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Not all weapons! missiles aren't
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
yeah that
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
I mean they r tho
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Explosions are just spicy wavelengths
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Force lasers are though, that's why they're so effective against bydo
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
for a large part of history weapons have been kinetic
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
The explosion is a wave and the propulsion is a wave
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
uhhh
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Kinetic energy still can be canceled out tho
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Thats why it doesnt work against swords
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:33 PM
my physics is a little rusty but I can tell you that you're mixing up waves
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Maybe its technically not a wave but I don't see why the same logic wouldn't apply
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:34 PM
But how's that going to stop something like a balmung?
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:34 PM
What is a balmung
Is it like a wyrm?
I hate those guys
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:34 PM
It's like... a mini nuke!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Cool maybe stop going to war
And then we can talk
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
The science guys invented them to make striders less useless
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
What are striders?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
#warsucksdontdoit
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
I agree
Wars do suck
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Anyways, i changed my mind, if anyone wants to buy this cap off me, its yours
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
they grin a bit, showing off their pointed teeth
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Only kind of illecitly sourced
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
striders are the first model in the r-9b series, a fighter designed as a missile platform, they work in both no gravity and in gravity
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Would you be open to a trade?
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I would
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
That sounds like it would perfect to capture a hero!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Huh?
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Of course, they're mostly using sleipnirs for that now
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
What'd be?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I could build something in this area for u
Idk what you'd want though
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:37 PM
A store would be nice
Id like that
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Well at least I know who sleipner is
I'd be happy to make you a store!
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:38 PM
The ultimate missile launching aircraft!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Oh ok nvm
Do u want like a big neon light with the store's name or something
Like what kinda store do u want
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:38 PM
I've never piloted one
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:38 PM
This is a first for me, i usually just sit on the ground
Maybe a nice modern place
Filled with comfort and luxury!(edited)
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:39 PM
I can't gauruntee it will be the classiest place ever
However
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Will there be bananas in the store?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:39 PM
I do know for sure it'll be the only store anyone in this building has access to
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Can you give me something too? i'd like a little reminder of home...
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
So the supply is insanely low
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Anything you want will be in this store
For a price...
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
I could take a banana and throw one on the ground for a hero to slip on!
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
That sounds devious
SadoBOT18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Dastardly.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
But i'm a hero and i don't have any legs?
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Malevolent.
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
There is no greater threat than a capitalist
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Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
My line was stolen.
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Malicious, even.
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
So you're some kind of travelling merchant?
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:41 PM
I think the bydo are more of a threat?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Not travelling anymore it seems!
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Ill find a way for you to slip on a banana!
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:41 PM
I like to roam around the lands between
And maybe some other places too
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Oh so ur like this guy named newt
He's like
A big newt
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Please don't try to shove it up my exhaust pipes i really don't think that would end well for any of us
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Then you better hurry up and pay, dont you think?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:42 PM
And he sells stuff for moon coins
This place is crazy enough that he might be here
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:42 PM
()
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:42 PM
I wonder how he got that name?
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
I'm trying to show an example to Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten!
Unfortunately, they aren't, uh, technically real villains...
They haven't even tried a disguise!
If they're going to be any help to me, I'll have to TEACH them how to be villains!
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Hm
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Oh actually now that I think about it would you rather have your store be a part of the lobby so u can sell things as people go in and out and not be bothered by the show?
Like a concession stand sorta thing
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Why would you want to be a villain? That's not very nice
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
I may be able to assist in that if you would like
For a price
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
What is your definition of villainy, if I might inquire, Robbie?
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Though that did not provide as much of an impact as I was expecting
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Still nicer than ur outright bigotry tho
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Villainy is when someone or something does something evil, like bombing a city or killing civilians
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:44 PM
And love for combat
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
So much enterprising from all of you, don't you think there's more to gain from aiding others than a quick profit?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
You've litterally said uve bombed like 7 ships
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Nope!
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
I haven't bombed anyone?
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
What is money after all but a formal way of making others bend to your will?
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Though providing entertainment is also a factor
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Not a true villain at all!
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:46 PM
I've seen missiles used against the bydo, and i've seen the bydo bombing cities, but i've never bombed anyone
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:46 PM
produces a clump of bananas out of thin air, however, they sparkle with a weird magic these bananas can nullify a players futur action if they manage to step on it, its a very neat item, however you only have 3 charges, and you have to live with the knowledge that theres a bunch of sorcerers trapped inside of them
Dj you want it?
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 09:46 PM
That's...kinda messed up.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:47 PM
How so?
Not if they're evil sorcerors
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 09:47 PM
I...Yeah, I guess.
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Hmmmm should I get harley's cheese steaks or chick fillet
I think I will get chick fillet
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:47 PM
They must be shoddy sorcerers to have wound up in a bunch of bananas anyway!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Uhhh
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Using evil people as weapons is perfectly fine, like how using the bydo as weapons is
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Ship i would slow down if i were you
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:48 PM
(im glad that i got a lore dump from ohy on r-type because otherwise id have absolutely no idea what the hell theyre on about)
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:48 PM
You're flying straight into the quite the danger here
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Sounds interesting!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:48 PM
(Welcome to the club)
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:49 PM
Will I have to eat the bananas? I perfer cake and ice cream
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:49 PM
(i'm wondering if i'm being too expositiony)
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 09:49 PM
(Maybe a tad but I think you’re fine)
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:50 PM
I've flown into danger many times before and come out completely unscathed!
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:50 PM
Eating the banana would activate it
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:50 PM
...being turned into a meatball isn't a scathe, right?
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:50 PM
It is
It definitely is
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Wow, rude!
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Do I have to?
I could always cover it in a spoonful of sugar
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Yes
Whatever you do
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Wait r u eating the sorcerers or are they trapped in the peel I'm confused
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
If you eat the bananas, and there's a wizard inside, isn't that... eating a person?
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
you MUST EAT the banana
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
That's... v-v
very weird
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Dont worry they're a regular banana now
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:53 PM
What if they're bydo wizards tho
They never specified what kind of sorcerers they were
Does that just make it ok?
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Am I the only one here who hasn't slightest clue what the Bydo are?
This all sounds far beyond the scope of a theatre performance.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I'm not sure the bydo can be wizards?
The bydo are the evil enemies of humanity! they turned me into this thing
SadoBOT18-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I think it still counts as pseudo-cannibalism.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I didn't always have this bod you know~
SadoBOT18-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Imagine being the one trapped in there, heheh
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 09:55 PM
As much as I enjoy bananas, it would seem odd to me to eat ones that used to be people.
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:55 PM
I coulddd tel you... but I don't want to lose my Paladin privileges
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Dont worry about it the glintstone sorcerers where kind of dicks
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Paladin?
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Fine then, keep your secrets!
I'd rather wait and see the results than understand the possibilities.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:55 PM
glintstone? like the flintstones?
From the classic 20th century series? I did a dissertation on that
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:57 PM
The glintstone sorcerers are people who have harnessed the power of the stars, and have done many horrible things for the sake of knowledge
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Hey alpha I just realized
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Like the flintstones?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 09:58 PM
If the bydo r trying to attack humans
Wouldn't that mean if they came here they would spare like 50% of us
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Uhhh
Welllllllll
Mmmmm
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Who are the flint stones
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Well their army started off as mostly made of aliens they conquered
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Flint is a type of rock!
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:00 PM
Oh, i see
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:01 PM
We're thought to use it together with a piece of iron to start fires if we're ever lost as sea
Or in the wild
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:01 PM
The flintstones are a mythical tribe allegedly from the time of the dinosaurs
They apparently harnessed dinosaurs in their own machinery
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Ooooo
Primitive Symbiotic Technology
Love to see it
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Obviously, they're purely mythical, the only time humans and dinosaurs have lived alongside each other is when time travel shenanigans happen
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Awe
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Dinosaurs? Are they like dragons?
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:03 PM
And no archaeological remains have been found that evidence the existence of the flintstones
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:03 PM
:(
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:04 PM
So they're like... birds? but really big, yeah?
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Dragons fly too
Some have 4 wings
Although its not the most impressive thing thats flown
Max BialystockBOT18-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Flintstones... Meet the Flintstones... They're the modern stone age family...
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Dragons went extinct like... centuries ago for us
Poachers do their thing you know
It's sad
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Where are you from, weird animal person thing?
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Deer.
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Uh yeah
I'm from a place called The Shield
Country names aren't that relevant and I don't think you care about my city
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:11 PM
i thought those went extinct in the late 21st century?(edited)
Please, tell me more! i can tell you where i'm from too!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Maybe at least give a time period
That seems a bit neccessary around here
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Heh
I don't think a time period would mean anything to you
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Where I come from does not track centuries.
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Well it might to someone else /shrug
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Let's just say 8 years before the apocalypse
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:13 PM
What are your deer cities like?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Good enough
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Oh! They're like really big blocks of apartments all tied together
Mostly indoors
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Tied together?
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:14 PM
There's not much reason to be outside with all the ashfall and volcanic downpour
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Volcanic downpour???
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Yeah tied together, connected and stuff
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Ah yes, like volcano manor
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:15 PM
I'd rather call it a volcano flat
But like a really big flat
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Reminds me of what's going on in the indonesia district, two whole r-craft factories lost to the lava flow
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Hah
Clearly you people didn't spend time proofing against harsh conditions
...we don't have many windows
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:17 PM
@robbie rotten coward
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Do we have any windows?
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:18 PM
This place? Not much to see out there honestly
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Where i'm from, around a third of the city's land is a bunch of big windows looking down on earth
Took a lot of time getting used to orbital city life
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:19 PM
Not seeing the outside helps make you appreciate it when you do see it
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
What, is this place...Not somewhere normal?
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Most of the time it's pretty tight corridors and fluorescent lights
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
If your place is anything like indonesia is now, i wouldn't want to see it
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Well I couldn't tell you that
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Weird to think it used to be all green and lush
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Is this place abnormal? I only followed the ad!
SparkBOT18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
In what sense? Don't know, or not allowed to say?
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Both?
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:21 PM
Then again... you all seem to come from such strange lands.
This truly is a once in a lifetime performance!
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 10:21 PM
Indeed.
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:21 PM
How lucky for our audience.
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:22 PM
And I mean, Ship, the outside is pretty nice where I'm from when things aren't erupting
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:22 PM
Yeah, we're all friends here, right?
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 10:22 PM
I don't believe I caught your name, peddler.
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:23 PM
My name is patches the cunning, pleasure to meet you
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 10:23 PM
Likewise.
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:23 PM
I'm a salesman, sometimes a pilot
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:24 PM
What's it like?
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 10:24 PM
Might I ask what your role is? Prop designer, I might assume?
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:24 PM
It seems to be this way, although, i'd barely call them props
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:24 PM
A fellow pilot? what vehicles have you piloted?
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:25 PM
I had my own mech a while back, got destroyed after i bit off more than i could chew
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
Purple sky, low red sun, I can see the peaks up north from the top of my city as well as the carpets of moss right underneath. Our city is actually built in a forest but a lot of people don't leave that much so the roads aren't maintained the best but it's a style i adore.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
How big was it? TL sized? gains sized?
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
Down south there's the sea together with the cabin I work at during the more humid seasons
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
About the size of a dragon, i used it from a distance to strike my foes dead!
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
Purple? that's a nice colour, i don't see much of it any more...
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
I was the best pilot in the militia
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 10:27 PM
I'd ask what a mech is, but we'd be here all day if we were to go over all of the differences between worlds... I will simply choose to accept my limited knowledge.
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:27 PM
Orion sighs and looks at the pendant around his neck. yeah...
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:27 PM
It's like... think armour, but really big and you go in the head, the rest is controlled by you through machines
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:28 PM
Its just a vehicle, nothing more nothing less
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 10:28 PM
I see...
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:28 PM
I think I'll leave my knowledge about all this up to interpretation.
I don't believe it's particularly important to know, after all!
I think there are more important matters at hand than our pasts...
Like our present!
PatchesBOT18-Mar-22 10:29 PM
Bravo, cat
You make a good point
Also i still have these bananas
Who wants them
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:29 PM
Or our future! I need to know the name of the hero i'm playing!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:29 PM
Ask your director not me!!
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:30 PM
I believe the man in the striped suit mentioned a hero by the name of Sportacus.
Interesting moniker.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Sportacus? some kind of pun on Spartacus?
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Probably
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:34 PM
I haven't heard mention of such a hero around here besides that, perhaps Sportacus is more idea than man?
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:34 PM
An interesting proposal!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:35 PM
Sportacus was the spectacle all along...
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:35 PM
Maybe the real Sportacus is the enemies we make along the way!
But, you know, just a theory.
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:36 PM
A game theory
Thanks for watching!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Huh
What
Watching what
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Well, I suppose some would call this a "game."
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:37 PM
My commanding officer told me that's why the pilots of the second and third bydo missions are anonymous, so their story can make them an ideal for any pilot to aspire to
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Several referred to it as a game at the stage auditions.
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:38 PM
Precisely!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:38 PM
As much as I have a distaste for war the propaganda created around it is fascinating
SadoBOT18-Mar-22 10:39 PM
A game....?
Hm.
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:40 PM
Propaganda is pretty interesting, even if I'm not an expert
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:40 PM
A game of performance I assume!
It makes sense; there's challenge, competition, rewards and punishments.(edited)
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:40 PM
Not to say I've never used it myself of course
Just not been the main expert
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
It would really be fucked up if life was a game, with some kind of shadowy "player" watching from the sidelines, treating everyone's hardships as entertainment
SadoBOT18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
A game we can't leave.
The doors are barred.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Really glad that that's not really true, and that we're all real people with agency!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
I think existentialism gets nothing done but paralysing fear
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
So they are...
By design of our dear organizers I would guess.
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Ikr!
Anyways guys look what I found at the gamestop today
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Oh boy do I have a newsflash for you
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:42 PM
What do you mean??
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Perhaps they too see this as some sort of "game," hm?
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:43 PM
The shadowy player is massive black and purple dragon does that make it better?
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Huh??
SadoBOT18-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Trapped in the webbings of a fool's game, again.
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:44 PM
R u like a discworld character and like everyone's pieces on a board being played with by gods or something
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:44 PM
I wouldn't say we're trapped my dear.
More like, free to play.
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:44 PM
No not played with
Moreso observed
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:44 PM
You're telling me some kinda dragon's been watching everything?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Lame!
SadoBOT18-Mar-22 10:45 PM
But there is something more to life than being a string of errant code.
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Me and my boyfriend are the only ones being actively played with but it's consensual so it's fineeee
SadoBOT18-Mar-22 10:45 PM
That may just be a... "me" problem, though.
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:45 PM
You made it seem like the dragon was some kind of player in the action
...Consensual??
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:45 PM
That being said, I'd like to see if I may get a glimpse behind this show our organizers are running.
That directors box... interests me.
After all, I'm a director!
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Yeah we agreed that we would serve the gods in return for gifts that could stop the impending apocalypse and an infinite amount of do-overs
Since they can't actually alter our world ourselves
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:46 PM
I'm glad i'm not being played with... A dragon would probably crash me into a revo for fun
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Oh so ur like discworld combined with order of the stick
(haha that's right all of those deaths to revos were totally just me doing it for shits and giggles totally)
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:47 PM
How interesting.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Oh?
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Intriguing.
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Ever the free spirit, she is.
Speaking of spirits.
Have any of you seen that soft spoken figure from the audition?
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Apologies for being out for a bit, was stuck in my own thoughts. What happened while I was gone?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
The frog?
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Featureless, black, wore a mask about where their face would be?
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
No, I have not seen them
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Speaking of spirits, i'd like to get drunk 😎
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:50 PM
The black tall one?
No clue
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:50 PM
Indeed, I never did quite catch their name.
I hope they're finding themselves well here, this places scope is great!
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 10:51 PM
There is a bar connected to the house, for what it's worth.
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Say, Orion, do you know exactly how to get up to that directors box?
Or is that the matters of, higher, staff?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:52 PM
We could probably figure something out
AlphaBOT18-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Just fly, easy
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Directors box?
Where?
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Higher staff is also present.
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:53 PM
I'd rather not... pester them.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Hm… that might be interesting…
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:53 PM
They're busy enough as it is!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Doing what lol?
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:53 PM
...good point.
I have to assume they're doing something.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Hmmm…
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:56 PM
So then, assuming I cannot fly as the ship suggested, I suppose the rafters would be the second best bet?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:57 PM
R u sure u mean rafters or is it a catwalk
I can't tell from this distance
All I know is that rafters won't really have many places to stand
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Well, I suppose it would be a catwalk if I went up there either way! ...if you'll pardon the pun.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 10:57 PM
they give a small laugh
I wonder if that would work… it would certainly be interesting to see what they are doing up there
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 10:59 PM
I think a scissor lift or something would be the best way up
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 10:59 PM
It looks like that rope is all we've been allotted.
[Almost as if we weren't meant to go up there.]
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Wow you don't say so
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:01 PM
(Almost as if objective players love doing the exact opposite of what the gms want and by this point that should be super predictable)
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BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Hm, Sado still has yet to return...
She must be busy, wherever she is!
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Hm
What did go on here while I was a bit busy?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Idk vro
Orion PiscesBOT18-Mar-22 11:03 PM
I explained my home to people
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:03 PM
I think mostly explanations
Yeah
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Ah
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:03 PM
I kinda zoned out even tho I rea-heard I mean heard it all(edited)
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 11:04 PM
It was little more than small-talk I believe.
Well, except for this merchant setting up shop here.
Patches, I think their name was?
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:05 PM
Hm
still not quite in favor of him taking my line
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 11:06 PM
What can I say, he drives a hard bargain.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Fair enough.
Anyways, what have you been up to lately since we parted?
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 11:10 PM
Me and Valvatti were directed to the audience section. The performance had yet to begin on the stage.
I made myself acquainted with some of the others there, including Klahadore here.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Wonderful!
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 11:11 PM
There wasn't much of note to do in the audience though, so I've headed down here!
I wouldn't want to miss the opening act, after all!
Plus, like I said, I had a feeling I would run into the bolder actors in this performance coming down here.(edited)
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 11:12 PM
Klahadore nods in response to the mention.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:13 PM
Well you certainly would be correct there!
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Speaking of, should we perhaps put on an opening show with all the actors amassed now?
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Oh yes!
That would be lovely!
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Our organizers were quite vague about what would happen should all roles choose to collaborate, but I think whatever it is would get us off to a firing start!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:15 PM
(Watch it end the game)
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 11:15 PM
(the stage explodes and everybody dies)
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:16 PM
I do hope they’re paying us
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:18 PM
There sure do seem to be a lot of people counting on that
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 11:18 PM
Certainly, some compensation would help make it worth our while.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:19 PM
Surely
My talents are worth much more
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 11:21 PM
Double Trouble, right? Bravocat spoke well of you when we met.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:22 PM
That is correct
Ah. Apologies for not introducing myself earlier.
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 11:22 PM
You call yourself double trouble?
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Yes
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Where is the other one?
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Lol
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
I expected two of you!
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Ehe
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Istg funnyman is going to make the same joke lmao
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
It’s only me
Though you may find out later…
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 11:24 PM
I have my crew of villains here, they're the Triple trouble + Robbie Rotton!
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 11:24 PM
(+ ratio)
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:24 PM
Shouldn't your name go first?
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 11:24 PM
You have to have the correct number to back up the name!
Either one works
Robbie Rotton + Triple trouble!
Ive got Bobby, Tobby and Flobby!
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:26 PM
Hey robbie this might seem a bit strange but in my universe I think you've got a bit of a cult following
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 11:27 PM
So they are your... doppelgangers?
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 11:27 PM
I expect to see a Double Trouble and Doubly Trouble soon!
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 11:27 PM
I don't know if this stage could handle such a presence as two of them!
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:27 PM
I’m all for joining
For a price
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 11:28 PM
Me? Have fans?
That's wonderful
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:28 PM
Yeah it's really weird like a lot of the people here are fictional characters in my world and it's got me thinking a lot
Idk I've been trying not to geek out but I just wanted to tell someone
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 11:29 PM
I would be glad to give an autograph if you could get some candy for later
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:29 PM
Oh actually that's brilliant
Hold on...
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 11:29 PM
I hope they spread the word of being lazy, laying around not doing much
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:30 PM
I'll get you some candy if you sign this
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:31 PM
(LMAO BEAUTIFUL)
BravocatBOT18-Mar-22 11:33 PM
And there he is!
I wasn't aware you were such a celebrity, Robbie.
Robbie RottenBOT18-Mar-22 11:34 PM
I wasn't aware aswell
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:35 PM
Don't let it go to your head, I think this is the only poster design with you on it
KlahadoreBOT18-Mar-22 11:36 PM
How interesting. I don't suppose I am from a work of fiction in any of your universes, am I? Klahadore says this in a bemused tone.
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:37 PM
Not that I’m aware of from mine
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:37 PM
Yeah idk lol
Double TroubleBOT18-Mar-22 11:37 PM
Neither the rest of you
BambooBOT18-Mar-22 11:37 PM
I don't know everything(edited)
I think alpha is from the future of my world and he seems to know a lot about some pop culture so it's interesting to me that he didn't recognize you robbie...
Maybe some things just get lost to time
Or maybe he's from a different world that grew mostly parallel to my own
Idk
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 12:51 AM
Oh, that was Sado who left, I see...
That means, to my knowledge, every role is present except cinematographer.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 12:52 AM
Ah, I forgot to introduce you two!
I mustn't forget again when she comes back.
I expect her to stay true to her word on returning, anyway.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 12:53 AM
I do wonder what she is doing
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 12:53 AM
So hopefully we will have the full mass present to put on a worthy opening!(edited)
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 12:54 AM
What is planned for the opening anyways?
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 12:58 AM
As before, I am willing to collaborate with whatever your plans might be, Bravocat. It may be difficult to put together an entire crew at this point, and the only thing I can help with that isn't the full crew would be, once again, an outfit, provided we find a set designer who's willing to cooperate.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 12:59 AM
You've been keeping track of these things far better than I have, are there any set designers here other than the tree?
It's done a wonderful job with the stage, but I'd like someone a little more, reliable, if we are to make any more plans!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 01:00 AM
Yes.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 01:00 AM
Wonderful!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 01:01 AM
I think the tree may have been confused about eventuality versus immediacy, but I understand your position.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 01:01 AM
So if we could get some actors... and provided Sado can return...
What would we do?
If we haven't any ideas, we can always fall back on a musical number!(edited)
Perhaps that would be best to deliver a message to everybody present.
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 01:02 AM
Well, you heard the crowd about their preference, though what exactly that is, I am unaware... Perhaps best not to cater too hard to them, in any case.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 01:03 AM
Catering to your audience is a performers admittance that they are incapable of something truly extraordinary.
It's cheap entertainment.
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 01:04 AM
Understood.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 01:04 AM
I'm glad you agree!
I expect that Double Trouble would be eager to participate in any sort of plan we get together, but who else would?
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Yes, I would definitely be interested
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 01:05 AM
I would hope all actors present, why else come to the stage!
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 01:06 AM
I also think Finch would want to go along
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 01:06 AM
We would need at least one more actor and a cinematographer, who, again, would have to be Sado, as far as I am aware.
If we've Finch, Sado, and either the person with the rainbow arm sock or the tree, then it is settled.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Yes, I believe I'd like to put on a musical number to kick this off.
Of course you may involve yourselves however you'd like!
But I'd also be okay with this being a solo performance.
The most useful things I believe I could use would be a microphone, if you'd like to aid Klahadore.
And of course a backing track, if Orion would be so inclined!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 04:14 AM
I will certainly oblige.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Actually, we could involve everybody in this!
Given, we can get every role together and on the same page.
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 04:21 AM
I know the role of everyone present, provided everything I've heard is true, and can recount as needed.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 04:21 AM
Well it's more a matter of, catching them so to speak.
(i hate timezones i hate timezones)
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 04:22 AM
Right. Like herding cats, I suppose you could say? Klahadore gives a small grin.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 04:22 AM
Haha, so you could!
And just like cats, actors can be elusive little creatures.
It takes just the right approach to coax an ideal performance out of them.
(should i ping people for this or no im a bit split)
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 04:25 AM
(when I was herding cats in pirate game I usually tried to get their attention not long before lock and that worked decently though this is a bigger 'ship' so to speak, honestly I don't think it'd be too uncalled for to do so now)
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Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 04:27 AM
Well, I will be delighted to join. Though musicals aren’t my specialty, I will certainly put on a thrilling performance
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 04:27 AM
I believe you'll catch the general energy of the performance exquisitely, my dear.
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 04:28 AM
You're a lead actor, correct? So the mic should go to you, yes?
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 04:28 AM
Thank you
they take a bow
Yes, I am
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 04:28 AM
I... would prefer to do the singing myself for this one.
I expect Double Trouble to play a great role in this performance, but as they said, I don't believe they're too fond of singing.
Consider this just the opening narration.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 04:29 AM
Oh excellent!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 04:29 AM
Ah, I might've guessed.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 04:29 AM
Tell me my dear, do you have any talent for fire?
Not in setting things on fire of course, but as a performance art?
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 04:30 AM
Hm. Though I’d hate to admit it, not particularly
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 04:31 AM
Worry not my friend, I knew it was a long shot.
You carry your flame in your heart!
I believe if we could get one of the set designers to aid we'd be able to catch the theme just as well.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 04:32 AM
You’re words are greatly appreciated, darling
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 04:34 AM
Say, we do have an audience...
If Sado happens not to reappear, could any of them fulfill the duty of cinematographer?
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 04:37 AM
I believe discussing collaboration with any of them would be... Difficult, to say the least. Perhaps the tree could transmit messages on their behalf, but, well... It is a tree. Though I do believe, if my eyes do not deceive me, that there is at least one in the audience. I am unsure if collaboration across the distance is even possible, of course.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 04:39 AM
Well, it's worth a try if things don't go our way.
A backup plan never hurt!
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KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 04:42 AM
Klahadore gives a small, courteous wave to Bernkastel. Provided it's not, like, too meta to know she can see this channel.
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KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 04:52 AM
I hope you will find this entertaining enough to strike your fancy, Bernkastel.
Ah, yes, and to those in the audience: consider (!)taking a pamphlet. I haven't had a chance to read mine yet, but perhaps it will help you.
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:04 AM
Bravocat, are you cognizant currently? Might I demonstrate something you may find interesting?
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:05 AM
Why, certainly!
(i just started taking a timed exam but go ahead)
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:06 AM
Klahadore does a handstand.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:06 AM
Ah, impressive!
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:06 AM
(Oh no good luck!)
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:07 AM
I just thought you ought to know what I am capable of.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:08 AM
they clap
Bravo!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:08 AM
You're too kind.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:10 AM
Oh it’s nothing. You were indeed great
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:15 AM
Oh, yes, I suppose you probably haven't seen, either...
Klahadore does the splits.
My dexterity is not to be underestimated, you see?
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:17 AM
they clap more
Outstanding!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:19 AM
Pardon my inexplicable desire to demonstrate. I suppose we are on a stage, after all.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:21 AM
Oh no! It’s truly wonderful!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:23 AM
It isn't easy to convey abilities in ways other than simply showing. If either of you would like to demonstrate back, it would most amusing, but, of course, you are under no obligation.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:23 AM
Hm
they stare
and then blink horizontally
This may not be the time to show you what I’m truly capable of, darling. Though, it does seem good circumstances…
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:26 AM
I see. Very well.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:27 AM
I am a bit more inclined with a little bit of payment persay
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:37 AM
Well, you will be receiving favors from the audience if all goes well!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:37 AM
And, being a prop designer, I could certainly provide some sort of payment in the future. This was simply an attempt to pass the time.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:38 AM
Our organizers insisted the audience' favors are of great worth...
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:40 AM
(Did your test go well, Locke?)
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:40 AM
(judging by the dnd status they might still be in it lol)
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:40 AM
(Ah)
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:40 AM
(im just taking a lil break ok)
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:41 AM
(That’s good)
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:41 AM
(i guess that means its going good if i can)
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:41 AM
(Also when I say dnd I thought of dungeons and dragons lol)
(I believe you’ll do great!)
Hm. I guess if you really want to see what I can do, meet me on the rafters after this.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:00 AM
Funny, I was going there too.
I didn't expect the rafters would be such a popular location!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:00 AM
Then I've no reason to decline, at the moment.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:00 AM
(it went well i got like an 88%)
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 06:00 AM
I’d thought maybe I could show you too
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:00 AM
(lets fuckin go)
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 06:00 AM
(Nice!)
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:01 AM
I'm afraid I'm not very talented in the physical department. Not so much as you two, at least!
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 06:03 AM
Well, I have a feeling that you seem to posses greater abilities than physical talent, darling
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:03 AM
Thank you kindly, my dear.
I suppose we'll find out if my singing voice is included in that!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:05 AM
Oh, and if we fail to get the numbers together for the biggest combination... What will you do then? Perhaps the two actor combination, or something else entirely?
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:05 AM
I would say we'll just make due with whatever we can get!
If we are to put on a good enough opening performance I would expect we could all get audience favors regardless!(edited)
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 06:10 AM
Well, I suppose I ought to get some beauty rest before the opening. I appreciate the wonderful conversation!
Nikola OrsinovBOT19-Mar-22 10:21 AM
I'm so glad to see you all getting on so well!
I'm ever so excited for the show.
After this first scene though, I will need to step aside to talk to some of the cast. Lady Bernkastel, you can hear us from there, yes?
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I'd like to tell you something, next phase.
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Orion PiscesBOT19-Mar-22 11:19 AM
okay so stuff has calmed down a little
that's nice
Orion PiscesBOT19-Mar-22 01:47 PM
so uhhh spark
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 01:47 PM
Hey.
Orion PiscesBOT19-Mar-22 01:47 PM
you wanna go somewhere a little less crowded so we can catch up on stuff or are you like, busy?(edited)
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 01:49 PM
I mean, is there something important? I guess I got time, but I do gotta make sure I get some acting in here too.
Orion PiscesBOT19-Mar-22 01:49 PM
oh I just wanted to like catch up on stuff, if you want to spend your time acting here that's fine
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 02:01 PM
Oh, did I hear we were acting out a scene today?!
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 02:02 PM
Yes, darling
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 02:02 PM
I wouldn't mind catching up, though maybe a bit later after we have this thing going on.
...Mind you, I'm a bit outta the loop on what we're doing so far, I'd be willing to participate with you guys.
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 02:07 PM
Sweet! I can finally put my skills to the test
his voice cracks halfway through the sentence
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 02:09 PM
Wonderful!
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 02:10 PM
What exactly are we doing?
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 02:11 PM
I believe some sort of musical though the exact details have not been brought up
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 02:13 PM
...Do any of us really have that kinda musical ability?
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 02:13 PM
Ooooooooooh a musical! That sounds wonderful
Nope!
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 02:13 PM
W..ell.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 02:14 PM
If I remember correctly, the cat would be covering for the music(edited)
Robbie RottenBOT19-Mar-22 02:14 PM
Ooh a musical?
Ive got the perfect song
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Bobby, Tobby and Flobby can back me up with instrumentals(edited)
Well, it seems like we are putting on an opening act
And I believe we need your assistance
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 03:36 PM
Hey Sado!
SadoBOT19-Mar-22 03:38 PM
Hello :)
What would you have me do?
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 03:39 PM
I have not been informed with the exact details but we do need your expertise in cinematography
Robbie RottenBOT19-Mar-22 03:39 PM
I'm going to take a nap in the corner if anyone would like to join me
laying around, not doing much
the way i like it
SadoBOT19-Mar-22 03:40 PM
And for your question, Double Trouble, there are three in the lobby that I wished to greet.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Have a pleasant nap
SadoBOT19-Mar-22 03:40 PM
But they were quiet, and I got bored.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Ah I see
SadoBOT19-Mar-22 03:46 PM
Cinematography... I suppose I'm assisting with Bravocat.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 03:46 PM
Indeed
You will probably need to ask him later as he looks to be a tad busy
SadoBOT19-Mar-22 03:47 PM
Mm-hmm
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 04:28 PM
Welp
I guess I'll just sit here then!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 04:52 PM
Might I ask who you encountered in the lobby?
SadoBOT19-Mar-22 05:07 PM
Zoe, Lincoln, and Dream.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:09 PM
Ah, Sado, how swell to see you return!
As the others have said, your expertise as a cinematographer will be of great use to us for this performance.
Max BialystockBOT19-Mar-22 05:10 PM
Did Dream happen to say where he was headed?
SadoBOT19-Mar-22 05:11 PM
Dream said nothing at all.
I'll help you, Bravocat. I have to wonder what'll happen when we all collaborate.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:13 PM
As do I!
Whatever happens, I believe you'll enjoy this performance.
SadoBOT19-Mar-22 05:14 PM
Oh? Hehe.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:14 PM
And it looks like we have several more actors on board as well!
So all that leaves is a set designer...
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 05:28 PM
So, uhh...What are we to do while we wait?
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:36 PM
I suppose we can always pass the time with a little small talk.
You are Spark, right? I can't imagine Stirner was describing anybody else with your description.
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:37 PM
I can confirm.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:37 PM
A pleasure to be acquainted!
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 05:37 PM
Boy, I can only wonder what that guy has been saying about me.
But yeah, nice to meet you.
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:38 PM
Nothing too slanderous, I assure you.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:38 PM
Well, I hear you're here to pay off some debts.
If that's the case, you've come to the right place!
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:39 PM
Apologies for interrupting but what is the exact plan in what I shall need to do?
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:40 PM
Hm, have you any fondness for dancing?
I'm thinking a backup dancer or two would really drive home the impact of the piece.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:43 PM
Backup dancer…
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:43 PM
Well, I'm not sure "backup" is the right word for it.
I certainly won't be doing any myself.
I would just assume that coordinating the whole performance in a particular way is a part of how this whole thing, works.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:46 PM
Hm.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:47 PM
If you have an idea you would prefer instead, do let me know!
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:48 PM
I’m not sure where it would quite fit as my talents are more specified to acting
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:49 PM
Acting...
Well, I certainly have an idea with that in mind, but it'd be hard to fill you in without spoiling the performance!
[...maybe rehearsals are good for something like this.]
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Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 05:52 PM
sigh well I guess I can certainly try
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:54 PM
Hm, perhaps I should give more thought to this once we've secured a set designers role in the performance.
@Bamboo Excuse me, have you a moment?
BambooBOT19-Mar-22 05:54 PM
Erm yeah?
Just got online actually
Pacific coast moment
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:55 PM
We're putting together a grand opening act! We've assembled all the necessary roles but a set designer.
BambooBOT19-Mar-22 05:55 PM
I can do the thing sure
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Excellent!
The way the tree changed this stage to be themed around a winter... are you capable of something similar?
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 05:56 PM
What exactly is the plot of this...act?
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:57 PM
Just a little music piece to prep the audience, and the actors I suppose!
BambooBOT19-Mar-22 05:57 PM
Yeah I can do a lot lol
The among us musical main theme?
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:58 PM
Splendid! Well, not to say too much, but the theme of this has a bit to do with fire.
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 05:58 PM
What even is "The Among Us Musical"?
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BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 05:58 PM
Now, please don't go actually setting anything on fire; [unless you know what you're doing!] But if the stage could be changed to represent that I believe it would make for a great display!
BambooBOT19-Mar-22 05:59 PM
Now I really wish we had a lighting designer...
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:00 PM
The roles appear to have been slightly truncated in this world.
BambooBOT19-Mar-22 06:00 PM
I can probably use a projector tho
To simulate fire
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Whatever you can come up with my dear!
BambooBOT19-Mar-22 06:02 PM
Coolio
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:04 PM
Uhhh...What was the fire alarm about then?
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:04 PM
That most curious individual we encountered back at the stage auditions was behind it.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:04 PM
He simply, turned it on.
He said he wanted to catch the audience's attention, and I suppose he did!(edited)
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KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:05 PM
And I am not referring to Stirner, to be clear.
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SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:05 PM
Bit of a shock.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:06 PM
Admittedly, we had no clue he was going to do that.
I was expecting him to do something a bit more magical with how he was speaking.
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:09 PM
I could honestly probably help with the lighting. That'd probably be dealt with backstage, right?
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:09 PM
I would assume so!
Though I'm not sure if you'd already have to be there to engage the controls.
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:10 PM
Well, I could probably power it, I just need a socket somewhere and I don't see one around here.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:11 PM
Ah, interesting!
I would expect the backstage would have all sorts of plugs and outlets, so feel free to give it a go!
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Sounds good. Still not sure what to do while I'm here, though.
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:13 PM
Simply choosing to collaborate with Bravocat's directorial abilities would allow you to be part of whatever [redacted] is, if you have any interest in such.
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:13 PM
I mean, I imagine it's basically my job to follow a director, so, sure.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:16 PM
You could simply follow Double Trouble's lead, since they'll be following mine.(edited)
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:18 PM
Oh hey Bravocat! I heard you were doing a little musical!
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:18 PM
Indeed!
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:19 PM
@Orion Pisces Hey, I know you wanted somewhere a bit more private, I'll be headed backstage, maybe that might be good enough.
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:19 PM
That's super cool! You must be pretty smart to pull that off
Orion PiscesBOT19-Mar-22 06:20 PM
oh sure!
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:20 PM
Why thank you my dear! I must admit such a grand opening effort has me simply ecstatic!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:20 PM
And this must be one Jay Finch, correct?
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:21 PM
The one and only! ✨
Are we the first up?!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:22 PM
It would appear so.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:22 PM
Well if you'd like to participate you certainly could be!
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:23 PM
I'd love to, that's what I'm here for! Just tell me what to do and I'll do it
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:25 PM
Hm, perhaps you could do as I had planned for Double Trouble, I believe you'd enjoy a role like that more than they.
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:25 PM
What's it like?
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:26 PM
Essentially, I'd like you to sort of reinforce the impact of the song with motion. Sort of like dancing, think yourself a snake slithering across the stage, darting out this way and that in accordance with the flow of the song.
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Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:27 PM
Oh yeah I bet I could dance pretty well!
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:27 PM
Wonderful!
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:28 PM
I don't think I could quite dance like a Snake, they're all sort of assholes and I don't think they like to dance(edited)
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BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:28 PM
As long as it comes from the heart, my dear.
As for you Double Trouble, I have something I think you'd quite enjoy.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 06:28 PM
Oh?
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:29 PM
Oh yeah I've got plenty of heart
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:29 PM
Not to say too much, but I'm going to give my thanks to the showrunners as part of the performance.
When I mention them, follow along with me and... do what comes naturally.
I'm sure something like that would drive the audience up from their seats in excitement!
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:30 PM
I'm good at acrobatics, and I can do electricity stuff. That's sorta what I got, if anyone's interested in that.
I'll fix the lighting and stuff first, though. What kinda lighting do we wanna go for? Just, like, kinda a soft aerial light?
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:31 PM
I was thinking something, warmer. Perhaps harsher.(edited)
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 06:31 PM
Sure! That seems like it shall work
AlphaBOT19-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Can i join in with the music? i may not be able to play any instruments, but i can... try to sing? with this weird bydo telepathy stuff?
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Ah, alright! I could see that, too.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:32 PM
You know, all the drama and such of a musical!
That sounds interesting indeed!
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Yeah, I was just wondering 'cuz of the scene, I assumed more of a calm wintery take but I can get behind the sorta harsh-sunlight reflecting-off-the-snow vibe too.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
A backup singer would do nothing but improve the song all things considered!(edited)
AlphaBOT19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Maybe i could even fit in an "i want" song to establish the character i'm playing!
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Well remember, Bamboo is making the scene more of a firey theme.
SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Ah, right.
Fair enough!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Ah, is there any particular properties you would like this microphone to have? Perhaps I could be a little more specific.
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
So what kind of music is this gonna be? Like how should I be dancing around
AlphaBOT19-Mar-22 06:34 PM
Or would that be too... story heavy for this? i can join in as just a backup singer too
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:34 PM
I think you'll catch on quickly once things are in motion Jay.
Though as I said, a sort of creeping, slithering energy would probably work best.
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 06:35 PM
Hm. Considering that’s what you wanted, I could definitely pull that off if the little bird can’t
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:35 PM
I got turned into stone by a big snake once, Ill try and channel that
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:36 PM
Brilliant!
Yes... I think this is all coming together brilliantly.
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:37 PM
Wow, Ive never been called brilliant before! That's really nice!
AlphaBOT19-Mar-22 06:37 PM
So how should i sing?
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:39 PM
You know in those operatic songs where the backup singers will sort of act as a deeper, booming repeating of the main lines?
Something like that I would say!
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:40 PM
Creepy!
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:40 PM
I like to think of it as grand!
Alpha certainly has the size to fit.
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KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:42 PM
Not to bother you about things of little import when you are busy putting together a production of such scale, but I am unsure if you heard my question, Bravocat.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:42 PM
Ah, yes, my apologies!
Hm... specifics.
Is it... at all possible that you could create a microphone heard all throughout the theatre?
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SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:43 PM
I'd think you'd need...speakers for that.
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:44 PM
It is not entirely impossible, though to my perspective it would be quite a feat to pull off.(edited)
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Well, I can't really think of any other specifics I could want for a microphone.
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:44 PM
I will see what I can do. Perhaps it will reach more areas if I focus on such a thing, even if not them all.
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Anything would be swell!
Is there anything else we could use...?
Oh! I know!
Orion, are you around at the moment?
Orion PiscesBOT19-Mar-22 06:47 PM
yeah?
why?
Robbie RottenBOT19-Mar-22 06:48 PM
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:48 PM
How would you like to do the sound for this performance?
Orion PiscesBOT19-Mar-22 06:48 PM
yeah that's my job
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:48 PM
Well I was thinking more in the direction of... a specific backing track.
It's a shame Valvatti isn't here, truly.(edited)
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:49 PM
I met Valvatti, they were cool
Orion PiscesBOT19-Mar-22 06:49 PM
oh like putting on a specific background track yeah?
which one?
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:50 PM
(oh fuck i didnt quite mean that)
(i dont think im capable of coming up with anything at this point)
Well, maybe not specific, just specific in mood.
Orion PiscesBOT19-Mar-22 06:50 PM
well tell me then
we don't have a lot of time
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 06:50 PM
(Running on Time)
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Orion PiscesBOT19-Mar-22 06:51 PM
(sending negative energies ur way brb)
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:51 PM
Something... orchestral. Grand, of course.
Orion PiscesBOT19-Mar-22 06:51 PM
uhuh
alright I'll go see if we have anything that fits
BravocatBOT19-Mar-22 06:51 PM
Thank you kindly!
Well then, I believe that's everything sorted!
Unless of course, anyone else here would like to participate in the performance.
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:55 PM
This is gonna be so cool
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 06:56 PM
I wish you all break a leg!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:56 PM
What? Why would you wish that?
Double TroubleBOT19-Mar-22 06:56 PM
Theatre speech darling
It means “good luck”
KurukuruBOT19-Mar-22 06:56 PM
(this is just stage 2 of the apartment complex joke)
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SparkBOT19-Mar-22 06:56 PM
Doesn't sound like very good luck.
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:57 PM
Ive never had a major role in a production before! Usually I'm just a side character
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:57 PM
What an odd phrase... But very well. I am unfamiliar with the customs of all of your different places of origin.
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 06:57 PM
Im from a wizard school!
KlahadoreBOT19-Mar-22 06:59 PM
The curtain rises on a brand new experience, and I, for one, am pleased to take part. I wish you all the best of luck, whether or not that entails breaking any of your appendages.
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 07:00 PM
Yeah, what he said!
Nikola OrsinovBOT19-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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Nikola OrsinovBOT19-Mar-22 07:08 PM
Bamboo pulls a load of building materials out of nowhere!
Bam beckons Patches over to a small area just in front of the stage, and together they get to work!
After a moment, they've made...
A small stand, acting as a micro-store!
It has a large sign on top of it:
"Patches' Satch and Fatch - formerly Chuck's"
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Patches pulls a bunch of bananas out of thin air, and crouches behind the stand, offering them to passers-by.
No-one currently seems to want them, though.
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On-stage, the tree's roots twitch a little...
And a pride flag appears on one of the trees!
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Orion seems to really like this flag, so he goes to stand by it.
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...but from behind the flag, a figure emerges.
Robbie Rotten? What are you doing sneaking around back there?
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Oh wait-
That's not Robbie Rotten. That's the Spy.
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Brandishing his knife, he stabs Orion in the flank!
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"Nothing personal!" he chortles, vaulting over the heads of the actors and landing in the audience.
Orion screams, and runs backstage, limping slightly.
It's not a major wound, so he'll be fine to do the music still.
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Sensing that the play is about to start, Max Bialystock takes a seat in the front row of the audience.
Everyone else takes their places...
MysteryBotBOT19-Mar-22 08:51 PM
(edited)
Spark moved to backstageBravocat moved to raftersMax Bialystok stayed here.
The Spy moved to audiencePatches stayed here.
Tree stayed here.
Klahadore moved to raftersOrion Pisces moved to backstageNikola Orsinov stayed here.
Kurukuru stayed here.
Jay Finch stayed here.
Bydo System Alpha moved to lobbyDouble Trouble moved to raftersBamboo stayed here.
Sado moved to backstage
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-----Phase 3-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The scene is a winter's night in a forest, pine trees lightly dusted with snow. Footprints trail off into the woods, scattering in different directions. One of the trees has a pride flag wrapped around it! In the middle of the trees, a clearing reveals a willow standing out from the pines. A red scarf is tied around its trunk, and a red hat sits in its branches. It has a friend! A lamppost stands beside it, a small picture stuck on the lamppost. Several of the trees are burning, although you can't tell if that's part of the scene, or due to the fact that the theatre is literally on fire right now. Smoke is beginning to fill the room.
By the side of the stage, a stand sits! It's Patches' Satch and Fatch - formerly Chuck's! It seems Patches has set up shop here.
From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
No-Face
A tall slender black ghostly figure with a white mask. Has the voice of a cartoony villain.
Max Bialystok
The Spy
VIEWING ONLY
Abraham Lincoln
VIEWING ONLY
Patches
bananasVISIBLEGIVEABLEA clump of bananas that sparkle with a weird glow!
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Nagisa Furukawa
VIEWING ONLY
Robbie Rotten
VIEWING ONLY
Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/her
I did such an amazing dance for Bravocat and he set the theatre on fire!
KurukuruBOT19-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Aha~ Ahahaha~ Don't act like that was such a bad result - just look at how much more interesting things are!
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Things are on fire!!!!!
KurukuruBOT19-Mar-22 08:57 PM
And if it's any consolation - I did love your dance...
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Oh why thanks! I really never knew I had it in me
Max BialystockBOT19-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Things are on fire. So what else is new?
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Well I did do a swazzy dance which is neat
Did you see it?!
Max BialystockBOT19-Mar-22 09:03 PM
You bet I did! That was a quality performance!
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Thanks!!! Im not used to doing anything of quality or importance so its pretty new
Max BialystockBOT19-Mar-22 09:04 PM
From all actors involved, especially Bravocat.
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 09:04 PM
Say, what are you here for? Are you an actor like me?
Max BialystockBOT19-Mar-22 09:04 PM
I'm a director, and I'm looking for Dream.
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 09:04 PM
Bravocat was pretty dramatic about the whole thing
Dreams? Like youre looking for your life's ambition?(edited)
Max BialystockBOT19-Mar-22 09:06 PM
No, Dream, like the Minecraft player. He was here in the theatre earlier today.
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 09:07 PM
Minecraft? Sorry, I'm a bit lost!
Anyway, I dont think Ive met or seen anyone named dream
No FaceBOT19-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Fire!
Danger!
Fantastic! Such fun!
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Oh hey, Ive seen you before!
No FaceBOT19-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Hello little human!
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Hey I'm not that little!
Did you see my dance?
No FaceBOT19-Mar-22 09:10 PM
I did!
It was terrible!
I could dance better if I had my hands tied behind my back
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Uh
Wh
But I thought it was cool!
No FaceBOT19-Mar-22 09:11 PM
As cool as this FIRE! HahahHAHAHAA!
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 09:11 PM
No!!!!!!! This is horrible!
I came here to get my mind off of being drafted for a wizard war, then as soon as I make some friends and do something COOL for once in my life, the fucking theatre gets set on fire! Im gonna die!
BambooBOT19-Mar-22 09:26 PM
Why is everything on fire
Fuck this might be my fault LMAO
Probably should've actually altered the set for them, I just forgot to lol
Jay FinchBOT19-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Im pretty sure it was Bravocat set the stage on fire
BambooBOT19-Mar-22 11:07 PM
But he specifically told me not to set it on fire
This is kinda sus
Jay FinchBOT20-Mar-22 12:16 AM
He told you not to set it on fire?! What a hypocrite!
MysteryBotBOT20-Mar-22 02:44 AM
Sado appeared from ???!(edited)
Sado
(she/her) Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat. Pale colorless skin, one eye obscured by hair, permanent wide grin.moved from: backstage
PatchesBOT20-Mar-22 02:49 AM
How do you do? Going around and around like that
It must be tyring
SadoBOT20-Mar-22 02:56 AM
It's actually quite easy.
SadoBOT20-Mar-22 03:36 AM
I have to give it to Bravocat, he knows how to make a good story hook.
No-Face goes up to one of the trees, and snaps off a branch!
They dip it into the flames at the edge of the stage, lighting it on fire...
And chuck it into the audience!
Bamboo and the Tree have both decided they're sick of the current stage theme...
And so has Spark, who pokes his head through the curtains, and yells "And then the rain came and put out the fire!"
Luckily, everyone's ideas seem to work together!
...
CRACK!
Lightning splits the sky, as torrential rain pours down on the S.S Beantown, floating out at sea.
Despite the horrible weather, sea shanties are playing, and the pride flag waves!
Far below the ship, deep underwater, sits a castle.
...wait.
Whilst this is all taking place on the set, of course...
The rain seems to be real!
The sprinkler system has kicked in, and is putting out the fire!
MysteryBotBOT20-Mar-22 08:42 PM
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No-Face moved to audienceMax Bialystok moved to backstagePatches moved to backstageTree stayed here.
Kurukuru stayed here.
Jay Finch moved to raftersBamboo moved to backstage
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-----Phase 4-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The majority of the stage is given up to a large pirate ship, with a tree as the main mast! From its branches flies a pride flag, and you can hear sea shanties being played! The ship sails in a roaring storm, thunder cracking in the sky. On the lower sections of the stage, you can see beneath the sea, deep down to a castle full of mermaids!
By the side of the stage, a stand sits! It's Patches' Satch and Fatch - formerly Chuck's! It seems Patches has set up shop here.
From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE.
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Spark
VIEWING ONLY
Ninetails
VIEWING ONLY
No-Face
VIEWING ONLY
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Phanto Mask
VIEWING ONLY
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Robbie Rotten
triple-troubleVISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
Max Stirner
A terrible thing stands there. It's head stretching up and forming into a sort of tentacle. It has no eyes, and yet its mouth looks terribly human. It smiles a great wide smile at you, stretching skin and flesh far beyond what should be possible.sauerkrautVISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal.
hot-sauce-smearVISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things.
Orion Pisces
VIEWING ONLY
Garcian Smith
Kurukuru
Bydo System Alpha
A large mass of slimy flesh and twisted steel, over 16 meters long. Hovers using thrusters embedded in its flesh. Its front has irregular gelatinous, glassy person sized blue blobs as "eyes". It has fleshy tendrils, each as thick as a narrow tree and longer than a personbydo-forceBIGVISIBLE A big orb, currently dull, hangs off of the Bydo System Alpha.
coffee-bagVISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Flutterina
Pronouns: They/Them
Seemingly reptilian in appearance, they are fairly slim and are quite tall (about 6ft or 1.82m).accordionVISIBLE It's an old-looking accordion! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
guitarVISIBLE It's an old-looking electric guitar! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
@Abraham Lincoln
@Tree
@Robbie Rotten
@Max Stirner
@Garcian Smith
@Kurukuru
@Bydo System Alpha
@Flutterina
MysteryBotBOT20-Mar-22 08:43 PM
(edited)
A GM has manually moved Max Stirner to another area.
Garcian SmithBOT20-Mar-22 08:45 PM
Oh
It looks like someone put the fire out
FlutterinaBOT20-Mar-22 08:50 PM
THERE WAS A FIRE?
Garcian SmithBOT20-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Unfortunately yes
Some actors got carried away
As the working security for the night, it's more or less my job to deal with this stuff
FlutterinaBOT20-Mar-22 08:54 PM
That’s terrible!
But I’m glad it’s at least out!
Was anyone hurt?
Garcian SmithBOT20-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Don't think so
FlutterinaBOT20-Mar-22 08:55 PM
That’s great!
Oh! I’m Flutterina by the way!
she outstretches a hand
MysteryBotBOT20-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Sado appeared from ???!(edited)
Sado
(she/her) Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks.moved from: bar
FlutterinaBOT20-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Oh hello!
SadoBOT20-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Greetings.
I was curious to see the state of the stage, after all those flames.
They still burn in the bar.
FlutterinaBOT20-Mar-22 09:10 PM
THE FIRE’S SPREADING?!
SadoBOT20-Mar-22 09:12 PM
The whole room was on fire.
The backstage and lobby might also not be faring too well.
I haven't seen, yet.
FlutterinaBOT20-Mar-22 09:12 PM
OH NO! WE GOT TO GO HELP PUT IT OUT!
MysteryBotBOT20-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Nikola Orsinov appeared from ???!(edited)
Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/hermoved from: bar
Nikola Orsinov can view (but not post) in this area!
(edited)
Nikola Orsinov instantly moved to ???(But they can still VIEW this channel!)
FlutterinaBOT20-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Hm? What was that?
SadoBOT20-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Hello and goodbye.
SadoBOT20-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Oh, I almost forgot to mention!
The door is open.
FlutterinaBOT20-Mar-22 09:47 PM
What door?
Garcian SmithBOT20-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Looks like I still have work to do after all
SadoBOT20-Mar-22 09:48 PM
The door to the outside. In the lobby.
Garcian SmithBOT20-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Name's Garcian, and like I said I'm security
SadoBOT20-Mar-22 09:49 PM
It really does not want to stay open! I think it'll close soon.
FlutterinaBOT20-Mar-22 09:49 PM
oh I haven't been there I should check it out
SadoBOT20-Mar-22 09:49 PM
The outside doesn't look like what I was expecting, though.
FlutterinaBOT20-Mar-22 09:50 PM
It's great to meet you!
Also who are you?
AlphaBOT20-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Hey, did anyone see where that hu-purple person went? she took something.(edited)
If you see the purple-haired girl, tell me! Please!
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 01:08 AM
Ha ha ha! I've made it, and with my proclamation in hand too!
But where's that superhero?!
I thought he would've come here because of that fire!
Well, never mind him for now, then.
You... people! Are any of you superheroes?
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 01:09 AM
Hm?
Well, I’m not particularly a hero though I did help in the princess rebellion!
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 01:11 AM
The what!?
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 01:11 AM
The princess rebellion! Over in Etheria
It was this HUGE gathering of princess and stuff and SHE RA to defeat the Horde!
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Depends who's asking
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 01:31 AM
I have no idea what that means! But it sounds like WAY too much activity for me!
And what now do you mean by that?
I'm asking!
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 01:33 AM
I've done a lot of things
Some beneficial to some
Others the worst of the worst
Like I said, depends who's asking
And it seems you don't have enough cred to get an answer
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 01:36 AM
I have 'cred'!
Why, I'm Abra - Abe - oh, I just can't do this while he's right there looking at me!
This whole disguise was ruined as soon as the REAL Abe Lincoln showed up!
Ugh, I'll have to try something else.
Anyway!
I'm sure you can at least tell me one thing -
Would you say you're a, 'good guy'?
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 01:40 AM
Heh
I'm not sure if you have the cred for that answer
But right now I'm trying to put out the fires
You could call me a good guy for that
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 01:43 AM
Hmph. Well, you'd better not be too good, because I have this proclamation here, and with it I hereby declare superheroes to be ILLEGAL!
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 01:44 AM
Superheroes?
That's fine by me, but I know someone who wouldn't like that
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 01:46 AM
Oh yeah? Is it that Hilariousman I met, or someone else?
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 01:51 AM
Oh the funny guy
No it's not him
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 01:56 AM
THEN WHO IS IT?!
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 01:58 AM
He's in this room right now watching this all
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 03:11 AM
Do you realize how little that narrows it down?!
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 09:33 AM
I'm a hero but not a superhero!
MysteryBotBOT21-Mar-22 03:15 PM
Bernkastel appeared from ???!(edited)
Bernkastel
knifeVISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this.
blue-crystalVISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright blue!
stringsVISIBLETAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef.
red-crystalVISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright red!
moved from: ???
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Hello again
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 03:47 PM
Hello.
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 03:48 PM
Who are you?! Some alternate universe purple version of that pink girl?
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 03:49 PM
My hair isn't purple. It's more of a blue color.(edited)
Anyway... Nikola, can I talk to you again next phase?
MALIGNANT INFORMATION.red-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
moved from: ???
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 06:46 PM
Oh!
Guten tag!
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 06:47 PM
Hello!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 06:47 PM
This was quite the long discussion, hmpf.
Zepia Eltnam OberonBOT21-Mar-22 06:47 PM
... Verily, your philosophy still appears strange to me Mr. Stirner, and although foolish, I have learned of the thought process that has lead you to it.
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 06:47 PM
I am glad I am finally getting through to some of you!
Zepia Eltnam OberonBOT21-Mar-22 06:48 PM
A flawed understanding, but a remarkable effort from such circumstances indeed!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 06:48 PM
Heh! Those compliments do flatter my ego greatly.
Now... who are some of these individuals?
I have not seen some of you!
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 06:49 PM
Hi!! I’m Flutterina!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 06:49 PM
Agh, hello. You are quite a little one!
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 06:50 PM
Yep!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 06:51 PM
What might you be seeking here, if I might ask?
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 06:52 PM
For me, not a whole lot. I mostly just want to meet some friends and helping them!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 06:53 PM
Huh.
That is more simple than some of the other individuals I have met here.
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 06:56 PM
Oh?
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 06:57 PM
WHERE ARE ALL OF YOU COMING FROM?!?
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 06:57 PM
My private room!
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 06:57 PM
A private room?
Like... a secret lair?
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 06:57 PM
...Er, no.
I use it to give lectures and for discussing my philosophy.
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Oh, hello again Stirner.
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Oh. So you're not a villain, then?
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Oh, already assaulting me with such words as "villainy"!
Nonsense!
Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Assaulting?!? Of course not! It'd be a COMPLIMENT!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Villainy is naught but a spirit!
Zepia Eltnam OberonBOT21-Mar-22 06:58 PM
It is more akin to a private library, one of rhetoric and rigorous analysis.
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 06:59 PM
If you come across my little frog friend, you can ask him too. He has been there.
Zepia Eltnam OberonBOT21-Mar-22 06:59 PM
Although, I doubt that you would attract many romantic partners if you were to stay in there for too long... Not that it would matter, of course.
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Abraham LincolnBOT21-Mar-22 06:59 PM
Oh, I should probably explain - I'm not the REAL Abraham Lincoln. I was going to PRETEND to be him, but then the real one showed up and he's forcing me not to lie!
And, Lady Bernkastel, I must say that your philosophy has show itself to be quite promising.
I cannot wait to see it in action, in the heat of the act, one might say.
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:00 PM
That is.... Quite the entrance!
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:00 PM
I was going to make a proclamation that superheroes are now illegal!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:01 PM
..."Super heroes"?
Zepia Eltnam OberonBOT21-Mar-22 07:01 PM
Huhuhu... Verily, very much so.
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:01 PM
That way, I could catch that Funnyman.
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:01 PM
Oh.
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:01 PM
You know, like a real 'good guy'.(edited)
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:01 PM
That person.
He has displeased my ego quite a bit, yes.
Although I would argue about the meaning of "good guy", as you said, there has been enough philosophical discussion for my mind.
For now!
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 07:02 PM
Thank you, Zepia. I can say the same for yours.
That's who you're looking for...?
They're in the lobby right now.
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:03 PM
Well, maybe you could help me catch him! You see, I need the practice so I can stop that good-for-nothing Sportaflipflop.
And that Wackyman's internal narration is so loud and annoying to boot!
So catching him is the perfect plot.
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 07:04 PM
They might move somewhere else this phase, though.
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:04 PM
Then I need to set a devious trap somewhere!
And I'll need a new disguise, too!
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 07:05 PM
They were trying to get a group together to produce a reenactment of...(edited)
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:05 PM
Are any of you 'directors'? If you are, you can help me make a shifty new disguise!
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 07:05 PM
"Sword Art Online Abridged"
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:05 PM
What even is that?!
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 07:05 PM
...Good question. I don't know myself.
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:06 PM
Anyway, I heard there might be ANOTHER superhero around here, but that Smith guy wouldn't tell me who it was!
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 07:09 PM
Hey, Flutterina.
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Was anyone here up in the rafters last phase?
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:12 PM
Rafters?
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 07:12 PM
I saw the director of that last performance, Bravocat, go up there... I wanted to give him something as thanks for putting on such a splendid show, but I don't have any idea where he'd be now.
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 07:12 PM
I never said that there was another superhero
Only someone who was a fan of them
You might be confusing what I said about whether or not I could be called a hero with that as well
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:13 PM
Hmm. Well, someone who's a fan of superheroes is still a problem! Less of a problem then an actual superhero, though!
That is good. I wouldn't want this tree to get damaged.
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 07:27 PM
There are still other fires
I'll be putting them out
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:27 PM
Oh, I see.
I wish you good luck with such a thing.
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 07:28 PM
Thanks
Although I'm passing the torch to someone else now
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:29 PM
Ha ha ha, ironic choice of words!
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 07:29 PM
Haha you're right
I normally don't joke around like this but honestly this gig has been a lot more tame compared to my other jobs
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 07:30 PM
Thank you for helping to put out the fires!
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 07:30 PM
No problem
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:33 PM
I am quite unsure as to where I should be heading myself.
You, er- your name? Flutterina?
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 07:34 PM
Yes?
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 07:34 PM
I'm most likely going to the rafters, if you wanted to follow me.
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:34 PM
Entertain me - what are you planning on doing, at this time.
Very well! I will see myself of what I wish to do.
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 07:34 PM
I think I wanted to check out what was in the dressing room!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:35 PM
I see.
I suppose I have been to neither the rafters nor the dressing room.
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:36 PM
The dressing room is full of costumes! It's almost as useful for making disguises as my lair, ha ha ha!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:37 PM
Hm...
I do believe I see some familiar faces here!
Outside of those who were with me earlier.
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:51 PM
Stirner stretches and yawns.
This isn't the most talkative bunch, eh?
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:52 PM
I was just relaxing!
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 07:52 PM
Oh sorry!
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:53 PM
I've been so busy plotting to catch that superhero, I've hardly had enough time to be lazy!
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 07:53 PM
I was quiet since I was hoping someone would answer what I asked earlier, but it seems nobody was at the rafters last phase
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:53 PM
No I was not! I was sitting in the audience.
GAH! I should've grabbed some JUNK FOOD while I was there!
Now I'm craving a big bowl of popcorn!
And no one answered MY question either!
None of you are directors, then?
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:55 PM
I am not!
My role would be Max Stirner!
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:55 PM
Is that right?!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:56 PM
Of COURSE it is right!
The ONLY role that could represent my ego in its own uniqueness... is MYSELF!
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:56 PM
("That's not unique at all! I know for a FACT that you're just doing the same thing DIOGENES did!")
(Is what I want to say)(edited)
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:57 PM
(It's true it's true)
(it is a mere imitation)
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:57 PM
Well I didn't know that was an option!
But it's fine, I'm happy to be a prop designer!
It means I can make tricky, nefarious devices and traps just like I do back home!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:58 PM
Of course you wouldn't know that it would be an option, one such as yourself who is blinded by the spirits clouding and towering over your mind, such spirits as "villainy" or "good"!
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:58 PM
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS!
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Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:58 PM
Although I am not used to one who would prefer "evil" over the rest, it is spooks nonetheless!
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 07:59 PM
(perhaps instead of always looking for spooks you should start looking for some bitches)
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 07:59 PM
(TRUE)
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 07:59 PM
I'm a villain because I LIKE being one! And because I need to stop that Sportafumble from making Lazy Town active!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:00 PM
Oh, you are against activity and work?
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 08:00 PM
I used to be able to sleep and eat junk food in peace without kids running around and making noise, but since HE showed up, the whole town's all obsessed with doing exercise and eating healthy!
It's a TOTAL NIGHTMARE!(edited)
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:00 PM
Ah, yes.
Liberals.
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Worry not, I understand your plight!
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 08:01 PM
Huh - you do?!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:01 PM
Yes!
Those people who seek to FORCE others to work, only for their own profit! Those are one of many types of the murderers of individuality!
For example, hm...
Let us take this fellow over here, the yellow one!
He points at @Spark.
This fellow, as he says, is full of debt, and now has to abandon it's self to please another!
Is that not right, er- What was your name again?
Spo- Spac- Spakr!
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 08:06 PM
Does it matter what his name is?
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:06 PM
OF COURSE IT DOES NOT!
Names are simply spooks themselves!
But I am asking still, out of curtesy that some might enjoy.
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 08:22 PM
Well did you have a point to make?(edited)
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:23 PM
My point, which is not helped by this fellow's silence, is to show how miserable people are under the plight of constant work and pressure!
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 08:28 PM
Well, of course!
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 08:29 PM
I don’t think they can’t talk here.
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 08:29 PM
If everybody was just lazy, like me, they'd be much happier!
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 08:29 PM
Spark is in the audience, I believe.
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 08:30 PM
If your so lazy then why would you care then? Going through whatever you’re doing seems to be a lot of work
So maybe then you’re just not lazy!
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 08:30 PM
BAH! If it weren't for all those kids running around KEEPING me from being lazy, I wouldn't HAVE to do any of this work!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:31 PM
The audience!
Right.
He yells.
SORRY ABOUT THAT!
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 08:31 PM
Isn’t the point of laziness just not worrying about it?
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 08:31 PM
I can't just 'not worry about it' when I can't even get a wink of sleep!
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 08:32 PM
Can’t you just go to somewhere quiet?
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:32 PM
You are asking many questions, little being!
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 08:32 PM
Plus if you were truly lazy, you would just get someone else to do it!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:32 PM
Sometimes, an ego does simply because it wishes.
Besides, this man is clearly full of spooks!
And I don't doubt that you are too.
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 08:33 PM
Spooks?
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 08:33 PM
I LIVE IN A LAIR UNDERNEATH TOWN! That USED to be as quiet of a place as you could get! I even have special earmuffs rated for noisy kids, and even THOSE aren't enough!
I HAVE gotten someone else to do it! That's why I called in these bumblers behind me!
The only problem is, they don't know ANYTHING about how to be real villains!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:33 PM
Whomst?
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 08:33 PM
Hm
Have you tried asking them nicely to be quiet?
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:34 PM
Yes! Spooks! Spirits that haunt and dominate the mind!
I'll ask again, incase anyone didn't hear me before... were any of you here in the rafters last phase? I already know Robbie wasn't.
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 08:36 PM
I'm Robbie Rotten!
I do what I like!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:36 PM
I was not, as you know.
That is the attitude I like to hear!
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 08:36 PM
Nope wasn’t there
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 08:36 PM
Where'd you come from, then?
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 08:37 PM
I came from backstage
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 08:38 PM
I see.
Garcian SmithBOT21-Mar-22 08:39 PM
I was at the lobby
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:40 PM
Flutterina, I do believe you are questionning this man who is clearly on his path to become an individualist for little reasons!(edited)
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 08:41 PM
Oh I’m just curious! I’m sorry if it came off as rude… I never meant to hurt you if I did!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:42 PM
Pah! No such thing as rudeness.
But I suppose you do look like the sort who could learn a few things.
Mayhaps I shall accompany you!
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 08:43 PM
Woah! Really?
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:43 PM
I... don't see why anyone should focus on themself as an individual!
FlutterinaBOT21-Mar-22 08:43 PM
That would be great for you to come along!
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:44 PM
Isn't serving to act as one, to achieve one goal what's most important in the world?
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:44 PM
NONSENSE!
By serving a higher ideal, a spook, you renounce your own freedom, your own self, your own body and mind for something that has no foundation in reality!
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:45 PM
But the goal does have foundation in reality, isn't the survival of humanity something worth sacrificing yourself for?
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:46 PM
You see "humanity" as one idea one "thing" that we should all serve under. But are humanity's goals not in and of themselves egoist?
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:46 PM
Even the bydo understand that cooperation is the most important thing! They don't attack one by one, they attack in large numbers!
What could a lone revo achieve? Nothing!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:47 PM
This "bydo" group sounds like their minds are subjugated even moreso than yours to a higher ideal.
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:48 PM
What could they achieve without each other? what could anyone achieve without each other?!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Individualism does not exclude working together!
It instead acknowledges that those individuals are just that; unique, with their own egos and selves, who should not let their minds be dominated by one singular idea!
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 08:50 PM
Lots of things can be achieved without working together.
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:50 PM
At least the bydo understand it! They don't turn their weapons on each other without a common enemy!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:51 PM
You seem to be obsessed with the idea of being together.
That is one of the spooks haunting you! A collective, as one!
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Must be that bydo influence...
...And they wonder why I was keeping a hold of the crystals.(edited)
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 08:52 PM
I have no idea what any of this talk is about! This is EXACTLY the kind of noise that keeps me from relaxing in peace!
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:53 PM
You have a long way to reach your full egoist potential, my good fellow!
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Not even the r- the PILOT of the r-9 zero could achieve anything they did alone! there were support drones, supplying it along the way.
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:53 PM
It is something that takes time to gather it all in.
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Here, Alpha. If you still don't trust me, I'll give you one of these crystals, okay?
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Thank you!
Zepia Eltnam OberonBOT21-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Ah, but I believe it is the time to say goodbye.
Indeed, this incarnation has run its course it seems...
Although, I'm sure that we will meet again very soon.
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:55 PM
...What's your deal, weird guy?
Zepia Eltnam OberonBOT21-Mar-22 08:55 PM
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:55 PM
You're kind of like that Dracula guy from hotel transylvania 23
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BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 08:56 PM
...They made 23 of those movies?
Maybe your world deserved those bydo invasions...
Zepia Eltnam OberonBOT21-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Oh, soon enough. Yes, soon enough you will understand what I am talking about.
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Thirty two!
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Crystals? Like the one on Sportaflop's suit?
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Laser crystals! they're useful for fighting the bydo
Also apparently you can smoke them, like meth!
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(the meth thing isn't r-type canon i just thought it would be funny)
Max StirnerBOT21-Mar-22 08:58 PM
(it's canon now)
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 08:58 PM
(until kujo himself officially deconfirms it it will be canon to me)
Zepia Eltnam OberonBOT21-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Although... Yes...
It appears that this would not be substantial enough....
I shall... Yes, I shall only benefit from it.
And so the caterpillar conceals itself in the cocoon...
Robbie RottenBOT21-Mar-22 09:01 PM
A LASER CRYSTAL? That sounds powerful... but could I use it against SPORTACUS?
Nikola OrsinovBOT21-Mar-22 09:01 PM
LOCK
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KurukuruBOT21-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Flutterina stares really closely at Nikola. Aww, how cute!
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Alpha begins charging something.
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Bernkastel waves at Alpha.
"HEY, FETCH!"
She takes a blue crystal, and... chucks it at the tree?
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Just before it hits the tree and shatters, however, the crystal's flight patch miraculously changes to be headed towards the dressing room, instead!
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Alpha is able to catch it in the nick of time.
Meanwhile, the tree does nothing, entirely ambivalent to the projectile that was thrown at it.
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It does nothing really well, actually.
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Like. If I had to rate how well the tree did nothing on a scale of 1-20, it would be a 20.
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Garcian walks behind the curtain.
After a moment, a seemingly completely different being emerges.
In a comically exaggerated fit of rage, Robbie Rotten RIPS OFF HIS ABRAHAM LINCOLN DISGUISE!
...Having no immediate use for them, he puts them back in his pocket.
Max goes up to Patches' Satch and Fatch (formerly Chuck's), and searches around for a moment.
After a bit of looking, he produces a GIANT AXE!
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This thing looks quite powerful, but not the most durable.
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Just when it looks like everything is over...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN TAKES MAIN STAGE!
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"That on the first day of January, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, all persons held as slaves within any State or designated part of a State, the people whereof shall then be in rebellion against the United States, shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free; and the Executive Government of the United States, including the military and naval authority thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of such persons, and will do no act or acts to repress such persons, or any of them, in any efforts they may make for their actual freedom."
"That the Executive will, on the first day of January aforesaid, by proclamation, designate the States and parts of States, if any, in which the people thereof, respectively, shall then be in rebellion against the United States; and the fact that any State, or the people thereof, shall on that day be, in good faith, represented in the Congress of the United States by members chosen thereto at elections wherein a majority of the qualified voters of such State shall have participated, shall, in the absence of strong countervailing testimony, be deemed conclusive evidence that such State, and the people thereof, are not then in rebellion against the United States."
...
It appears he is reciting the emancipation proclamation.
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...this goes on for a while.
Not to be upstaged, Zeipa takes a step up!
They seem to be... gathering power?
After a moment, they smirk and disappear into the background.
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MysteryBotBOT21-Mar-22 10:29 PM
(edited)
Abraham Lincoln stayed here.
Tree stayed here.
Robbie Rotten moved to raftersGarcian Smith moved to raftersKurukuru stayed here.
Bydo System Alpha stayed here.
Flutterina moved to ???Bernkastel stayed here.
Nikola Orsinov stayed here.
Max Stirner stayed here.
Zepia Eltnam Oberon moved to dressing
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-----Phase 5-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The majority of the stage is given up to a large pirate ship, with a tree as the main mast! From its branches flies a pride flag, and you can hear sea shanties being played! The ship sails in a roaring storm, thunder cracking in the sky. On the lower sections of the stage, you can see beneath the sea, deep down to a castle full of mermaids!
By the side of the stage, a stand sits! It's Patches' Satch and Fatch - formerly Chuck's! It seems Patches has set up shop here.
From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Omen
couchVISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
Ninetails
red-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear.cat-maskVISIBLE not to be confused with a cat/box, it's a giant cat mask, stitched together from a greenish fabric.
yellow-crystalVISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright yellow!
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Klahadore
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit.black-duffelVISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside?
Bernkastel
knifeVISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this.
blue-crystalVISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright blue!
stringsVISIBLETAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef.
red-crystalVISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright red!
Valvatti
Buy my book, *Runouden puoli vuosisataa, out in stores now.*
acoustic-guitarVISIBLE You can play any number of songs on this!
Max Stirner
A normal guy. He has a dress on.sauerkrautVISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal.
hot-sauce-smearVISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things.
crescent-axeVISIBLE It's a seriously large axe! This thing looks really powerful, but definitely quite unweildy. The blade is somewhat rusted, so it doesn't look the most durable.
Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/her
Kurukuru
Jay Finch
Bydo System Alpha
A large mass of slimy flesh and twisted steel, over 16 meters long. Hovers using thrusters embedded in its flesh. Its front has irregular gelatinous, glassy person sized blue blobs as "eyes". It has fleshy tendrils, each as thick as a narrow tree and longer than a personbydo-forceBIGVISIBLE A big orb, currently dull, hangs off of the Bydo System Alpha.
coffee-bagVISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
@Omen
@Ninetails
@Bravocat
@Abraham Lincoln
@Tree
@Klahadore
@Bernkastel
@Valvatti
@Max Stirner
@Nikola Orsinov
@Kurukuru
@Jay Finch
@Bydo System Alpha
OmenBOT21-Mar-22 10:32 PM
that's a lot of people-
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT21-Mar-22 10:32 PM
(I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE)
(NAT 20 ON "!do nothing (sorry I'm sick rn) )
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BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:33 PM
Ah, I see you've done some redecorating while I was away!
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT21-Mar-22 10:33 PM
the tree does nothing
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 10:34 PM
Does anyone want coffee?
I have been trying to metabolise this coffee for the whole time i've been here!
I guess i could try and... wiggle it around in the flesh, lodge it in my... fuel hatch??
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Well then Klahadore, perhaps your fantasies of piracy may be realized yet!
As for the coffee... perhaps you'd like to trade for this crystal?
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Yes! absolutely!
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:38 PM
Oh, then I'm very glad I thought to pick it up!
AlphaBOT21-Mar-22 10:38 PM
Alpha vibrates intensely
It's... really kinda gross
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 10:39 PM
MysteryBotBOT21-Mar-22 10:40 PM
Sado appeared from ???!(edited)
Sado
(she/her) Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks.moved from: maze
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 10:40 PM
I really still don't trust you with these crystals... But I suppose I can't control if another person decides to give you one.
KlahadoreBOT21-Mar-22 10:40 PM
Oh, Bernkastel, it has been a while.
SadoBOT21-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Hello again~
KlahadoreBOT21-Mar-22 10:41 PM
And perhaps, indeed.
Hello, Sado.
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:42 PM
I don't believe we've had the pleasure of meeting face to face! Though of course you were there to spectate the last performance.
How pleasant that you've come to participate in this one!
SadoBOT21-Mar-22 10:43 PM
I've been away from the stage for a while. How's the show?
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:44 PM
I haven't exactly been clued in either.
From the looks of it things are shaping up quite nicely though!
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Ah, hello Bravocat.
SadoBOT21-Mar-22 10:45 PM
That's good (:(edited)
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Are you holding another performance this phase?
Your earlier act was splendid.
KlahadoreBOT21-Mar-22 10:45 PM
I figured it may be to your taste.
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Why thank you my dear.
I wouldn't want the show to stall, so by all means, if we may put on another performance, why don't we!(edited)
SadoBOT21-Mar-22 10:46 PM
It's very unfortunate that I can't help this phase.
Jay FinchBOT21-Mar-22 10:46 PM
YOU
SadoBOT21-Mar-22 10:46 PM
I have very important matters to attend to.
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Pardon, me?
Jay FinchBOT21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
YES YOU
OmenBOT21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
What exactly do you all intend todohere
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
What's the matter my dear?
Jay FinchBOT21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
What the heck was that in phase??
You set the stage on fire!
SadoBOT21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Wasn't it great?
Jay FinchBOT21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
I mean in hindsight it was super cool but at the time I thought i was gonna die!
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Ah, of course! It was splendid indeed!
I'm dearly sorry for any troubles it may have caused, I didn't have a clue that was going to happen!
KlahadoreBOT21-Mar-22 10:48 PM
You were there for the entire chat beforehand, were you not? The flames were supposed to be projected, even if the real deal ended up making it more striking.
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Indeed, I told everybody not to light anything on fire!
Jay FinchBOT21-Mar-22 10:49 PM
I uh, might have missed that part
But either way it was crazy!
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:49 PM
I couldn't have known the results of such a grand performance.
Jay FinchBOT21-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Anyway, I did get to do an amazing dance which was nice
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:49 PM
You were great!
As was everyone else who participated.
It made for a truly worthy opening act.
Jay FinchBOT21-Mar-22 10:50 PM
And nobody died, so I guess its all good! Sorry for kind of exploding hehe... You just disappeared right after so I thought it was some kind of crazy super-villain scheme!
I guess evil super villain schemes have just been taking up my mind lately
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Really now?
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 10:51 PM
...Starting a fire would hardly count as a "super-villain scheme."
OmenBOT21-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Fires are basic
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:51 PM
But eye catching if I do say so myself!
Though if you would have a better idea for a second act, do inform us!
Jay FinchBOT21-Mar-22 10:53 PM
It was pretty cool to be entirely honest! Especially knowing the like, actual fire wasnt on purpose
Well I'm not usually an ideas guy, can't quite help you there
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Well I appreciate your enthusiasm regardless!
BernkastelBOT21-Mar-22 10:55 PM
I doubt anything I could think of would work for you... But I do look forward to your next act.
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Oh please, I wouldn't want to hog the whole show!
KlahadoreBOT21-Mar-22 10:56 PM
As far as I am aware, you are the only director on stage this time.(edited)
BravocatBOT21-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Well I'd certainly be happy to put my directorial talents to use again, but perhaps someone else should take center stage this time, hm?
I wouldn't want to start any more fires!
MysteryBotBOT21-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Nikola Orsinov appeared from ???!(edited)
Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/heraccordionVISIBLE It's an old-looking accordion! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
guitarVISIBLE It's an old-looking electric guitar! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
moved from: directors-box
SadoBOT21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Greetings.
Nikola OrsinovBOT21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Greetings.
KlahadoreBOT21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
If Sado is busy, perhaps Bernkastel could be our cinematographer?
I do hope they'll be back before the end of this phase.
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT21-Mar-22 11:19 PM
the tree, truly an expert at not doing anything, continues to practice this skill
OmenBOT21-Mar-22 11:19 PM
Are you the tree who is a supposed therapist
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT21-Mar-22 11:28 PM
if a tree was capable of being shocked this tree would have lit aflame with how unexpected being mistaken for a therapist would be. Seeing as trees cannot think, respond, feel, or speak in the way that sapient beings do it lucky doesn't cause another fire
OmenBOT21-Mar-22 11:41 PM
Oh I'm sorry I didnt-
I was told by some, ghoul fascinated idiot(edited)
Apologies for that little disappearing act, Nikola had some words for us in regards to our performance.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 02:00 AM
Hello again.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 02:00 AM
It seems there are still some fires around the theatre.
It's my understanding that with a great show the subject of such a performance affects the whole theatre, so why don't we have a part 2 to extinguish those unintended flames!(edited)
A performance to the subject of rain, water, pouring, perhaps.
I believe the showrunners would appreciate the gesture!
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 02:07 AM
Hey, I just used a big ole water spell to clear the last of the fires on-stage! Maybe we could incorporate that!
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 02:07 AM
That sounds splendid!
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Welcome back, both of you.
...I was going to ask something earlier, but Nikola called you away before I could.
Now that you're back, though... What's under that mask of yours, Bravocat?
If you don't mind answering, of course.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 02:44 AM
My dear, isn't a mystery of greater interest than a simple answer?
What's in a face, that's not a mask?
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 02:48 AM
...I think I've had enough of mysteries for the next hundred years, after the last gameboard I got myself involved in.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 02:49 AM
Perhaps once the show is over, I may let you have a look, hm?
As for now, it would be a crime to break character while on the set!
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 02:54 AM
Hah, spoken like a true politician! I can see potential in you, cat.
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 02:54 AM
I suppose that's fair.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 02:54 AM
Why thank you sir!
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 02:55 AM
Bearded gentleman... I don't think I ever got your name.
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 02:55 AM
Ah, excuse me for that. Everybody I've met so far seemed to know it already!
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 02:55 AM
Speaking of potential and the show, how would you like to be our cinematographer for this next performance my dear?
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 02:56 AM
You can just call me Abe, and yours?
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Klahadore. Butler and prop designer. A pleasure to meet you, Abe.
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Me? I'm not sure I'm qualified for that.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 02:57 AM
My apologies, I was speaking to the girl with the purple hair.
Though it is of course a pleasure to meet you! My name is Bravocat if you had yet to hear.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 02:57 AM
Bravocat was talking to Bernkastel, I believe. If you don't mind sharing, however, I am curious as to your role.
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 02:58 AM
Well, I chose actor, but I much prefer watching the theatre instead of participating in it.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Understandable.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Hm, so you'd have no interest in participating in our next performance?
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 02:59 AM
If I'm needed, I have no qualms with participating.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:00 AM
I don't think your participation will be strictly needed, but in a show such as this the more is always the merrier!
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Everyone keeps mistaking it for purple... It's more of a blue color.
...Anyway, I might be able to.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:01 AM
On the condition of?
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 03:01 AM
(the pfp throws people, probably)
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(yeah ive been meaning to find another one)
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(purple is cooler than blue anyway)
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 03:02 AM
It just depends on if coordinating and recording it takes up my entire action. There was something else I wanted to do while I was here.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:03 AM
Ah, you wish to be involved from more than behind a camera? Marvelous!
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Well, some say leaders are just good actors! I shall participate in this performance, if that is alright.
This will be my first foray into this field however, but let it be known I can give a good speech.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:08 AM
Ah, a public speaker! Would you perhaps like to give some kind of foreword on the performance? A prep to the audience?
Or who knows, you could even be a narrator, if we decide on a more traditional scene.(edited)
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 03:16 AM
Ah, that sounds like a great fit for me!
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 03:19 AM
As before, I will be participating in this show. That means, with myself, Bravocat, Bernkastel, and Abe, we need a set designer and one more actor to achieve whatever [redacted] is. I do not think we quite met it last time? I am unsure if we actually had a set designer on that one; none were credited, at least.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:19 AM
Don't forget Jay, my friend!
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 03:19 AM
Ah, yes, my apologies.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:19 AM
All that is truly needed to extinguish those flames now is a set designer, and we've got two in the room!
Of course though, if we could work yet more actors into the performance, it would be far grander!
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 03:20 AM
Also it may be important to add I can only speak the truth. They do call me Honest Abe after all!(edited)
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 03:20 AM
Then, for set designers, there is the tree? Is that the 'great beast' you were referring to in the room, as well?
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:20 AM
Indeed it is! Though it is of course, quiet.
I speak nothing but the truth on the stage my friend, and I wouldn't expect you to do anything more either.
I believe just telling everybody that the previous fire was unintentional and this performance is meant to rectify the flames would be good.(edited)
Of course, if there's anything more you'd like to add, go ahead!
A little personal flair is the mark of a good performance, after all!
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 03:25 AM
...So, the performance is gonna be something related to water and rain, right?
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 03:25 AM
So it appears to be a story of heroes fighting the flames of evil.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Of course! I would hate for any of the actors here to fall to the evils of others.
And yes, though the word I'm thinking of focusing on is pouring.
It has a bit more bravado to it, if you will!
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 03:38 AM
...As long as it doesn't get any of that water on me. I don't need my best dress getting soaked...
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:40 AM
I may recommend taking cover then, if I understand how this all works the whole theatre will be drenched!
(out of character if it needed to be said lol)(edited)
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:43 AM
(omg klahadore is davy jones????)
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 03:44 AM
(davy jones wouldn't have fit for this theme I don't think)
[redacted] may be different from the result we got last time, if we indeed weren't counted as receiving it...
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:50 AM
Even if the results aren't as expected, it would still be a great performance!
That's all that matters in the end, isn't it?
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 03:55 AM
I would hope audiences enjoyment would be a priority.
So lets give them the best performance we can, shall we?
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 03:55 AM
What is your motivation to hold such a grand performance
NinetailsBOT22-Mar-22 03:56 AM
A SET DESIGNER, HRM?
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:56 AM
Not much more than for the sake of it!
The rush of a cheering crowd... there's none other like it.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 03:56 AM
Oh, two new faces.
NinetailsBOT22-Mar-22 03:56 AM
Not to steal any thunder away from the foliage, but I may be of service if needed.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Might I ask for your names?
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Ah, hello again great fox! Indeed, your services would prove immensely helpful to the performance!
No offense to the tree of course, but it can be a little... airheaded, hm?(edited)
NinetailsBOT22-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Ninetails, DEMON LORD OF ONI ISLAND, at your service.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 03:58 AM
You seek such temporary fulfillment to block out the nightmarish realities of the living
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Quite the title.
NinetailsBOT22-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Admittedly it was not of my own design
But I think it suits me, hrmph.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Nightmares are but a form of dream, it is the ability of the self to actualize that dream to something greater!
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Would you like me to introduce myself, or have you overheard?
NinetailsBOT22-Mar-22 04:00 AM
I've overheard plenty, but formalities couldn't hurt.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:00 AM
As you wish. I am Klahadore, a butler, and in this realm, a prop designer.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 04:00 AM
A fine one at that.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Klahadore smiles.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:01 AM
What does that mean...
Obviously you must be a fool
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Well, you could say that.
I am a man who serves to entertain, after all!
NinetailsBOT22-Mar-22 04:02 AM
I believe he was arguing semantics
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Semantics are foolish, further establishing the greater irrelevancy of him
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Perhaps not semantics, but another perspective of the same view?
Tell me, if you've such a distaste for theatre, then what brings you to the stage?
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 04:03 AM
Excuse me…? Am I hearing you right, do you believe the tree is sentient?
NinetailsBOT22-Mar-22 04:03 AM
The tree is definitely sentient I've checked
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 04:03 AM
I've seen it pull off some impressive work!
It wouldn't surprise me if it were responsible for this scene that has been created!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Well I'm just here to look for a therapist, and thenmaybedo something after
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Ah, then it must be so. It seems some are more perceptive to the tree's will than others. Stirner at least claimed to be able to know what it was expressing.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Though your ignorance makes that seem ever more unlikely
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Might I inquire your name and role, stranger?
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Omenunlikely prop designer
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Well I suppose I aught to believe this… strange fox creature. With all this strangeness occurring I hope I have not lost my mind.(edited)
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Ah, then... Patches was in your audition group, correct? Is he not a prop designer?
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Only as much as I have to wind up here, haha!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:08 AM
I know nothing about what he is doing
It does not concern me
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:08 AM
Very well.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Omen, perhaps you may find your troubles solved by performance more than you believe?(edited)
I'm not much in the way of a therapist, but to perform simply lifts my heart with glee!
You never know, until you try.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Why shouldyouwant to help me
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 04:15 AM
As I said, the more the merrier!
Another actor to the cast is another vessel of possibilities and talents.
That is what is at the heart of performances my dear, people.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:22 AM
My soul shall be unswayed
But I shall let youtry
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 04:23 AM
I believe I've pried you all I can! Perhaps when the performance begins you may have a change of heart.
The invitation remains open!
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:24 AM
Abe, you were in this audition group as well, correct? Could you speak of the roles of the people in it? (when you're around at least @Abraham Lincoln )
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 04:27 AM
...It seems I won't be able to record your performance. Maybe Sado can again, if they weren't too busy as well.(edited)
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:28 AM
Ah, unfortunate.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 04:28 AM
I believe Sado said they will be busy, but perhaps something may be negotiated?
If we can't get Sado on board, I think we'd be in some trouble!
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:29 AM
She said something much the same, yes.
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 04:30 AM
Hm...
...Give me a moment. Maybe I can work out a way for me to still be able to record.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 04:32 AM
Ah, I'm grateful for your commitment!
NinetailsBOT22-Mar-22 06:51 AM
Did you have anything in mind?
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 06:52 AM
As a matter of fact, yes!
You see, that fire has been quite the trouble for our dear showrunners, I'd like to apologize by theming this performance around rain. If things go as they did last time, the fire shall be extinguished instead of ignited!
So as the set designer, if you could do anything to reinforce that theme or water, pouring, or rain; that would be fantastic!
NinetailsBOT22-Mar-22 06:55 AM
Hm.It would be my pleasure.
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Hm. It would be my pleasure.
ValvattiBOT22-Mar-22 09:23 AM
Why hello there, dear cast! Might you require music for this performance?
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 12:01 PM
GUTEN TAG!
Nikola OrsinovBOT22-Mar-22 12:04 PM
(stirner jumpscare)
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 12:06 PM
I seem to have been tricked!
Or something of the like.
I see no Flutterina here!
How unfortunate.
Now, hm... Oh, hello there, Bravocat!
This is quite the large crowd, hmpf.
I suppose there will be another performance.
I will observe, yes, I will watch closely even! The last one was quite entertaining, I must admit.
Mayhaps this one will be just as pleasing for my ego?
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 02:02 PM
So sorry I can't help you record at the moment.
I have obligations I can't leave behind... But I'll be free next phase.
(:
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 02:19 PM
I do not believe I will participate myself! But we shall see.
Clearly, if what you wish to achieve comes to fruition, it will get broadcasted for all, yes?
If that is the case, I would like to make a sort of announcement.
Getting around this place is very much frustrating, you see, and I wish to get someone to hear me so that we may meet together!
Out of curiosity, has anyone seen a great, floating, sentient mask?
One that holds a key.
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 02:55 PM
They were in the audience last phase.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 02:57 PM
Right, right, I am forgetful.
I do wonder where they went.
I should have paid closer attention, hmpf.
AlphaBOT22-Mar-22 03:41 PM
a what?
Sounds like something bydoey...
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 03:42 PM
It is white and red, and speaks in a theatrical way, apparently.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:07 PM
I don't think I've ever shared an area with such a thing.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:07 PM
Unfortunate!
I am looking for it.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:10 PM
How have things been for you otherwise, Mister Stirner? It has been a while since we met.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:12 PM
Things have been well, I must say!
I managed to get my philosophy through the little frog's head!
Its strings are now purely decorative.
Otherwise, I have not done that much, mostly sitting by the sidelines and watching.
Oh, I suppose I also discussed philosophy with Lady Bernkastel and Zepia.
It was quite a productive discussion, I believe.(edited)
How about you, Klahadore?
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:15 PM
I've mostly been offering assistance to others as a prop designer, particularly Bravocat.
ValvattiBOT22-Mar-22 04:15 PM
You know, this might be the very first time I'm on this side of the argument, but you really do talk too much, don't you, Stirner?
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:15 PM
I talk as much as I please!
ValvattiBOT22-Mar-22 04:16 PM
I suppose Geralt must really have gotten to me in my later years.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:16 PM
Some have asked me to, "shut up" earlier as well, but I simply ignore such remarks.
ValvattiBOT22-Mar-22 04:16 PM
It's a swift way to get a boot in your arse, that's for sure.
Trust me - I'd know!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:17 PM
I shall simply boot back!
I see no issue with violence myself.(edited)
ValvattiBOT22-Mar-22 04:17 PM
As long as you're ready for the consequences.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:19 PM
Interesting!
I see that he has gotten a sort of "clique" of his own?
Followers of sorts, eh?
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:22 PM
I don't know if I'd go that far. Both times he's tried at the performance, it's a lot of making use of who is at hand.
This currently being the second time, if that was unclear.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:22 PM
Of course, of course.
Oh, right, I have also done some thinking on the nature of this here theatre!
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:23 PM
And what have you concluded?
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:24 PM
Well, I do remember that you did not quite approve of my thinking, but mayhaps my theories here would convince you on the verity of at least some of it.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:25 PM
I am 'all ears', as they say.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:26 PM
You see, for me, it is clear that this theatre either brings many spirits, or, to be clear, ideas into the physical world, by giving them a physical form of some kind, or it is in and of itself in-between the physical and spiritual world!
The most obvious example would be... what happened when Bravocat and the rest of you lot brought about the first performance.
But I have come across "egos", individuals who seem to be a result of this same phenomenon, you see!
Such as a "Problem Sleuth" character, who appeared to have a... disembodied voice following him, whomst he referred to as his "brainghost".
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:29 PM
How odd.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:29 PM
I do believe this lends some credulity to my theories, although I... never would have expected this sort of evidence to come forth.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:31 PM
I don't have much ground to dispute your claims, and certainly, there are peculiarities afoot, like those unreadable pamphlets, whose words seemed to shift about...
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:32 PM
Oh, yes! I have not gotten around to reading one of those... in more detail.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:32 PM
Nor have I. I handed mine off at one point to demonstrate how giving can be done in complete secrecy.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:33 PM
I see.
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:33 PM
Sorry to interrupt, but hey @Bravocat do we plan on doing this performance this phase or next?
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:33 PM
Well, I do feel good that this theatre has at least proven me correct on these spooks!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:35 PM
(he's sleebing but this phase I'm like 95% sure)
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:35 PM
As I understand it, Bravocat would very much like to attempt at a performance this phase. You may elect to have a backup plan in case it falls through, Mister Finch.
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:35 PM
Thanks guys!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:36 PM
I would like to talk to Bravocat whenever he awakens from his comatose state.
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:36 PM
Also, Hi creepy guy! I've never met you before!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:36 PM
Whomst is the "creepy guy"?
I have in fact not spoken to you.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:37 PM
I was under the impression Mister Finch was referring to Omen...? Though, now that I'm thinking about it, Omen did not say anything just now.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:37 PM
Probably me...
That's quite rude you know
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:37 PM
Hm.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:37 PM
What is quite rude?
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:38 PM
Being labeled 'creepy guy'
It's not as if I care though
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:39 PM
Have you attempted to talk to the tree?
I did point it to you, for your need of a "therapist" as you put it.
It is a very good listener!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:41 PM
I asked and it seemedveryunenthused
Liar
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:41 PM
Nonsense!
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:41 PM
Oh I was talking the guy with the glasses! I didn't mean to cause offense though, I'm so sorry!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:41 PM
It listened to me very well.
Oh, no offense has been caused, worry not.
Now, who might you be?
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:42 PM
I'm Jay Finch, baby! I'm a wizard who comes from a wizard school, and I did a super cool dance on stage here!
What's your name?
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:42 PM
Oh, right, the dancing one.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 04:43 PM
The amount you talk indicates you think people are much better listeners than they really are
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:43 PM
My name is Max Stirner, but you may call me Max, Stirner or both!
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:43 PM
I get nervous around people and kind of blab. I'm used to people not listening to me though!
Cool! Hi max!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:43 PM
Oh, you claim to be a wizard?
Surely you must have talked to Lady Bernkastel then?
She is supposedly a great Witch!
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:44 PM
Yeah! I'm not the best but I know of a few tricks
Ive never heard of her!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:44 PM
She is definitely an interesting conversation partner, and I have discussed much philosophy with her.
As for you... You claim to be from a school, correct?
You must be quite young, then?
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:47 PM
I'm 17! I think
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:47 PM
What are you looking to do in this here theatre, then, Jay Finch?
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:48 PM
If I cross paths with her I guess I'll have to say hi then
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 04:48 PM
...I'm right here, you know.
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:48 PM
Make some friends, perform in some plays, and decompress!
Oh! Hi!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:48 PM
Ah, that makes enough sense, I suppose.
I presume that you have been following Bravocat then, as he is a director?
AlphaBOT22-Mar-22 04:49 PM
That's old enough to enlist as a pilot!
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 04:49 PM
(classic military)
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:49 PM
Would you prefer if I refer to you as Lady Bernkastel, by the way?
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:49 PM
Yup, I met Bravocat in Phase 1
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:50 PM
I see, I see.
Out of curiosity, what compels you to follow him, then?
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:50 PM
I believe you mean during auditions.
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:52 PM
I'm just kind of a follower I guess! Back at the wizard school, I'm a Puff, and most of the action and cool stuff happens to the Braves and the Snakes. We Puffs just sit in the background and hangout
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:52 PM
Oh, that makes enough sense.
You must be the ones who simply follow orders without thinking, too.
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 04:54 PM
I don't mind either way, Klahadore. As long as you don't shorten it.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:56 PM
I am used to referring to people formally. I believe I will append Lady.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:56 PM
Hmpf. I do think this "director" role might have instilled some with an idea of a leader of sorts.
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 04:56 PM
Exactly!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:56 PM
I- You simply admit it?
I am not used to that.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:57 PM
Most certainly. Directors are responsible for the collaboration abilities. Though I do try to organize such things using logistics, they all inherently rely on the presence of a director.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 04:58 PM
Fair enough, I suppose.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 04:59 PM
Our roles have enforced a sort of artificial power structure upon us, I suppose you could say? Though that certainly doesn't make the other roles immediately subservient to a director, to be sure.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:00 PM
Of course!
There is quite a difference between what the director does, and the implicit idea of a "director", as someone who quite literally "direct" and orders people around in people's heads.
It is that idea that leads to these hierarchies, see, not necessarily what the director can or cannot do.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:02 PM
I tend to think of them in the latter sense, personally, but I understand where you are coming from in the other regard.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:03 PM
Why is that, out of curiosity?
Would it be your tendency to serve, as due by your status of literal servant?
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:03 PM
"What use can I be of to you?" requires an implicit understanding of how our roles interact.(edited)
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:05 PM
Ah, but see! Your use of the word, well "use" relegates your role to that not of an individual, but an object for the director, a little puppet!
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:06 PM
I am not tied down to serve anyone and everyone who wishes for me to do so, for the record... I still remain loyal to my family. There are no strings on me, Mister Stirner.
Yet, I've an understanding of where you're coming from, based on our prior interactions. Indeed, I expressed a wish that my hands could do my family's will, that they might puppet me as they please...
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:07 PM
Yes!
I am quite surprised that you do not admit to be wrong in any case. Do you not at least see how a director could... attempt to take control of others?
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:10 PM
I could see how something of the sort may occur. If you desperately need to perform, that allows a director a certain degree of leverage over you.
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 05:12 PM
...Or if they hide the details of their performance to get all the needed roles and use it to take control of people.
I'm sure there's plenty of possible performances that could bring that about.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Out of curiosity, did you know that Bravocat would lead the theatre to burst into flames?
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Are you perhaps alluding to the fire of the first performance, Lady Bernkastel? I've every reason to believe that was nothing but an accident.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Hah! We are on a similar state of mind!
I would like your reasoning as to why it might have been an accident.(edited)
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 05:15 PM
Yes, it was an accident in that case. But if getting all the roles to cooperate always brings about something miraculous related to the performance like that...
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:17 PM
I don't have to provide reasoning. You've provided it yourself. How was Bravocat to know his words would result in an actual outburst of flame?
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 05:17 PM
There's a lot of malicious things someone could do with that power, if they knew how it worked...
Tell me where in the announcements it said something like that was possible.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:18 PM
Have I not stated that I believe it to be a physical manifestation of ideas?
Specifically, at least for my theory, Brravocat's ideas.
Mayhaps he did not fully intend for a full-blown fire, but...
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 05:18 PM
What happens when all the roles coordinate is redacted for a reason, Klahadore.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:19 PM
There must have been a part of him that thought of a similar thing.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:19 PM
That wasn't even the [redacted] result... We failed to get a set designer on board. It was incomplete...
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:20 PM
Now, I will not say that helping him is wrong, or bad, but you must acknowledge that there could be a risk, yes?
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 05:20 PM
...Nikola spoke to me about it briefly in the lobby, and she indicated that what we just saw, referring to Bravocats first performance, was one of the ways to bring about a miracle on this gameboard.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:20 PM
Ah, so much discussion in my absence!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:20 PM
Oh, hello there, Bravocat!
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:20 PM
I'm sure that was of quite some interest to the Witch of Miracles, Lady Bernkastel.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:21 PM
As Klahadore has so aptly said, the fires were of no intended effect.
I very much do intend an effect with this performance, but it will be to extinguish these fires!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:21 PM
So you do acknowledge my theory to be true in a way!
...I suppose you have not been paying attention to it, actually.
But, er, before anything, how have you been, Bravocat?
It has been a bit since I last saw you.
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 05:22 PM
...Of course it was of interest to me. It's not often that I see something completely unrelated to me that brings about miracles as well.(edited)
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:23 PM
I suppose now that he is here, I should leave the speaking to Bravocat, unless you specifically wish for my opinion.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:23 PM
I am exceptionally pleased with how the first performance went, though I do have my reservations about being the center of attention like this, so to speak.
As a director, I just as much want to enhance this show for others as perform myself!
However, if the actors would prefer things play out this way, I cannot object!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:24 PM
Oh, right, you plan on having a second performance.
I have a question related to it!
I have no plans to participate in it, see but I would like to announce something through the broadcast.
I wish to meet up with a certain floating mask!
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:25 PM
Abe is already giving a foreward for the performance, if he wouldn't mind you "butting in", I'm sure that would be fine!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:26 PM
I see, that is superb.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:26 PM
(no it's 404)
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:26 PM
(AAAAAFRGH)
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:27 PM
Though, do you truly wish to abstain from the performance? I had taken you for someone who would greatly enjoy the satisfaction of the show.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:27 PM
Hm...
I have not described my role in great detail, have I?
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:28 PM
'Max Stirner'. Your role, much as it is your name.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Indeed!
And as Max Stirner, I recognize that theatre itself is nothing but a spook!
Every person contains the ability of a great production of their own.
Therefore, every act that someone might do to me, or that I might do to others, occurs as if it is taken on-stage.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:30 PM
What might that mean?
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:30 PM
...I do not know. I have not questioned the fine print.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:31 PM
Interesting. I thought it your role to question things.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:31 PM
In a way, that makes you the most high caliber actor in the theatre!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:31 PM
Well, to be quite frank, I have not found it necessary to question this yet.
But if I am to take part here, hm...
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:31 PM
And now that you are on stage, your ability becomes rather moot, I suppose.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:32 PM
Bah! I will once more go past such restricted terms as "roles"!
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:32 PM
All the world's your stage, as it were.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:32 PM
Indeed!
Now, er, I suppose I must think of an act.
I do have quite a lot of experience acting, you see!
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Wonderful! I cannot wait to see your contribution to this performance!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:33 PM
...oh, this is entirely unrelated, but would anyone like some sauerkraut?
I took it from the kitchen, but I am not particularly hungry myself.
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 05:34 PM
I suppose I would not mind.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:34 PM
...I think it may have some healing capabilities?
It is not quite clear.
Or it is simply food.
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 05:35 PM
...By the way, what type of performance is this to be, exactly?
A musical, like the last?
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:36 PM
I've wished to keep our options open, but it seems the actors desire another musical. I've no choice but to oblige!
Though, I believe there a couple more actors who have yet to have their role in this performance solidified.
Valvatti, it seems that you'll be the centerpiece of this show on the musical front.
We haven't a sound designer to work the music this performance, so it shall be your time to shine!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:39 PM
You are claiming that every person is going to be the centerpiece, heh.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:40 PM
Oh believe me, more than one actor will have their chance to be the focus of the scene!
ValvattiBOT22-Mar-22 05:40 PM
I'll just perform after you people. It's too late for me to plan out a soundtrack for this phase.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:40 PM
If you say so, I suppose.
ValvattiBOT22-Mar-22 05:41 PM
Hire me in advance next time!
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:41 PM
Ah, fair enough.
ValvattiBOT22-Mar-22 05:41 PM
I'll provide a postlude after your show, alright?
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:42 PM
Oh, if that's what you would prefer, certainly!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:42 PM
Now, Bravocat, I have stated before, but it does appear that you have gained quite the following, hm?
ValvattiBOT22-Mar-22 05:42 PM
I already wrote a short limerick to bring some vandals to their senses.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:43 PM
I suppose you could say so!
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 05:44 PM
...I don't mind if a musical ends up not being possible, but I would like to participate in the performance in some way, since I can both record it and perform at the same time.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:44 PM
Though I wouldn't like to think of the actors as followers, more as colleagues!
ValvattiBOT22-Mar-22 05:44 PM
Should a large musical not be prepared for the finale?
This is hardly the time to perform the most elaborate shows.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:45 PM
From the type who appear to be following you, I would disagree.
Most of those I have talked to appear to be those who are used to serving!
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:46 PM
It is in the nature of some to prefer the guidance of others, who am I to try to dispel their preference?
As long as a guiding figure is responsible with their actions, there is no cost to it!
ValvattiBOT22-Mar-22 05:46 PM
Bother. I'm not in the mood for politics. Call me if you need a ballad.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:47 PM
...They cannot be sure that you will be responsible.
Neither can I, frankly.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:47 PM
That remains to be seen, I suppose.
But I do dearly value the trust that has been put in me!
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:48 PM
"Most"? Are there others you've spoken to besides Mister Finch and I?
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:48 PM
I did not wish to assume I had spoken to everybody involved!
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:48 PM
I assure you, I have told no lies about my intentions with this performance.
If I had, the themes I've requested the others to reinforce would clash quite heavily, wouldn't they?
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:49 PM
Which themes?
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:49 PM
Rain, pouring if you will.
I wish to extinguish the fires ignited by the last performance, as an apology to our dear showrunners.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:50 PM
Hm.
You must admit that there are a large number of reasons for why I shouldn't trust you.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:52 PM
I can understand the hesitation to go along with someone who previously set the whole theatre on fire, but as I've said, I only had the performance in mind!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:52 PM
Hmpf.
Something is going to prove one of you wrong, I am sure.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:53 PM
We will see, my philosophical friend!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:54 PM
Oh, unrelated, but out of curiosity, have you seen my frog fellow?
Or passed by it.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 05:55 PM
I cannot say I have, sorry to say.
But how good to hear it's broken free of its strings!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Yes indeed.
Well, it does still have strings.
But they are now purely decorative!
All I had to do was take it away for a long, private discussion.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:58 PM
How did Lady Bernkastel come to be in possession of the strings, by the by?(edited)
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:58 PM
She took them.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 05:58 PM
I... suppose I cannot argue with that explanation.(edited)
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 05:59 PM
That "Funnyman" person took them earlier. So I took them from him.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 05:59 PM
Yes, ah, what a dreadful fellow, in my opinion.
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 06:01 PM
I cannot say I've met a 'funny man' my entire time here, to my recollection. But I do believe Trainee Chef mentioned such a figure as a director when we first got here.
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Indeed, they are a director.
Looking to perform a recreation of... "Sword Art Online Abridged"
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 06:03 PM
I have no idea how to respond to such a notion.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 06:04 PM
He is full of nonsense, I say!
I could hardly hold a conversation with him that did not confuse me.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 06:07 PM
Oh, I believe I should say, I will be going to the lobby after this. After this show I'd like to take some time to relax and take in the rest of the theatre!
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 06:08 PM
I suppose I understand that.
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 06:09 PM
...I wonder if any other directors will step up during your short break. You're the only one whos held any performances, so far.
By the way, Stirner, were you going to keep that axe you got?
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 06:09 PM
Oh, no, I was not; you may have it if it interests you.
Although I see the uses of violence, I would much rather use my mind!
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 06:10 PM
I would like to have it, yes.
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 06:10 PM
I shall hand it over.
BernkastelBOT22-Mar-22 06:10 PM
...It's not exactly a scythe like I'd prefer, but I can't look through that shop then record and participate at the same time, so it'll do for now.(edited)
Max StirnerBOT22-Mar-22 06:10 PM
It does look quite brittle, however.
Hm...
I may stay here, I think.
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 06:17 PM
Oh, right, one more thing.
@Alpha Your aid to the last performance was tremendous! Would you take up a similar role now in exchange for this crystal?
AlphaBOT22-Mar-22 06:20 PM
What could my role be now? a heroic "i want" song?
BravocatBOT22-Mar-22 06:22 PM
Another corroborating act? Why that would be splendid!
Abraham LincolnBOT22-Mar-22 06:45 PM
Alright, I have my introduction mostly thought up, the plan is you folks are going to put out the fire dramatically or something along those lines, yes?
I would question this, but I don't find myself to be interested enough!
KlahadoreBOT22-Mar-22 07:01 PM
As expected.
KurukuruBOT22-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
Nikola OrsinovBOT22-Mar-22 07:08 PM
Bravocat chucks the yellow crystal to Alpha, who catches it... Somehow.
Omen wheels their couch in front of the cage and lies on it, getting ready to watch the show!
Max hands his axe to Bernkastel.
MysteryBotBOT22-Mar-22 09:15 PM
(edited)
Omen stayed here.
Ninetails moved to dressingAbraham Lincoln moved to audienceTree stayed here.
Bernkastel moved to lobbyValvatti moved to dressingMax Stirner moved to ???Kurukuru stayed here.
Jay Finch stayed here.
Bydo System Alpha moved to raftersBravocat moved to ???Kuro moved to ???
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MysteryBotBOT22-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 6-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The majority of the stage is given up to a large pirate ship, with a tree as the main mast! From its branches flies a pride flag, and you can hear sea shanties being played! The ship sails in a roaring storm, thunder cracking in the sky. On the lower sections of the stage, you can see beneath the sea, deep down to a castle full of mermaids!
But none of the sea is water. It's been replaced with an ocean of blood, and so has the torrential rain.
By the side of the stage, a stand sits! It's Patches' Satch and Fatch - formerly Chuck's! It seems Patches has set up shop here.
From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Omen
couchVISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
The Spy
VIEWING ONLY
Abraham Lincoln
VIEWING ONLY
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Sado
(she/her) Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks.hexVISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power.
Zoe
she/herȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better.
zoe-dressVISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma!
Robbie Rotten
triple-troubleVISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
bruiseVISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot.
Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/herdamagedVISIBLE The mannequin is beaten and battered, wearing through in places to show wooden limbs underneath - almost like the skeleton of the mannequin.
Kurukuru
laceratedVISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THE SHOW COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER!
MysteryBotBOT22-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Kuro appeared from ???!(edited)
Kuro
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit.black-duffelVISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside?
moved from: directors-box
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Hahahaha....
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Hello, all.
KurukuruBOT22-Mar-22 09:18 PM
m-mine, I think. G-god...
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:18 PM
How did you like it? My performance?
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:18 PM
HOW DO U HAVE THIS MUCH BLOOD
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:18 PM
ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇ
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:19 PM
How miraculous that you survived.
KurukuruBOT22-Mar-22 09:19 PM
Haaah. That implies I was living in the first place.
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:19 PM
hehe hi guys!
what the fuck
KurukuruBOT22-Mar-22 09:20 PM
I suppose... It was d-... it was one I'll remember.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:20 PM
I think Im gonna have a panic attack oh god
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Klahadore was a fine act, but it dragged on too long for my taste!
KurukuruBOT22-Mar-22 09:20 PM
I wouldn't have... minded it going on a b-bit longer.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Kuro smirks. I have a feeling that'll be a common sentiment.
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:21 PM
I never would have known! Your deception is artful.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Where did you have the giant fucking knives what the hell
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:21 PM
The duffel bag? And these aren't knives, these are full length blades.
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Jesus fucking Christ what was that!
Are you, like, actually dying dude?!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:23 PM
'forgive me for being behind on definitions' Nobody cares
are you gonna be trying to murder anyone else?!
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Do you really feel sympathy for our captors?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Only if they get in my way. Did you not heed my words?
Jay FinchBOT22-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Captors?!?!! Didn't we all come here willingly?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Not I, Finch!
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
What's even going on can someone like explain it a bit
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Have you tried leaving?
Nikola OrsinovBOT22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Ah, Zoe, you finally get here, and it's - like this!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
The lobby doors are locked, and there is no sky above!
Nikola OrsinovBOT22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
I do apologise.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
I'm just there because I missed my therapy appointment and I thought they'd be here!
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
YO̷U ͘C̢AN҉'̷T̵ ͏L̡EA͏VE.
I went outside, and there is nothing but a labyrinth of halls.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:25 PM
We're trapped, and if I must throw myself against the cage a hundred times...!
Well. That's just how it'll be.
Nikola OrsinovBOT22-Mar-22 09:25 PM
You see. These people aren't too happy about the sanctuary I provide them!
And so they are using my own stage against me.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Aaaaa
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Sanctuary? SANCTUARY!?
I ought to cut you to ribbons!
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:26 PM
I did never try leaving... Are we stuck here?
Nikola OrsinovBOT22-Mar-22 09:26 PM
In a sense, although that's not my fault.
Sado's got the right of it!
KurukuruBOT22-Mar-22 09:27 PM
G-good god, have any of you some measly bit of self-awareness? C-come on!
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:28 PM
At least there was one good thing left out in the maze. Heheh.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:28 PM
I wish this theatre would've been brought down in flames! Rid us of whatever this farce is! This 'sanctuary' is nothing but a prison!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:28 PM
You director people, what were you intending to do with us?!
KurukuruBOT22-Mar-22 09:28 PM
You all claim to be here for completely different reasons, y-yet you don't even ponder how you got here in the first place. You're all as much our captors as we are yours.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:29 PM
That doesn't fucking mean anything!
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:29 PM
I suspect I was lured here.
KurukuruBOT22-Mar-22 09:29 PM
What are we intending to do with you? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Don't act like this was my fault, ha-ha...
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Huuh?
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Are you going to explain that?
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Ok like who's keeping the doors to outside closed then or like-
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:30 PM
ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴜs, ᴛʜᴇɴ. ᴡʜʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ?
Nikola OrsinovBOT22-Mar-22 09:31 PM
To put on a show!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:31 PM
nobody likes people who talk in riddles
Nikola OrsinovBOT22-Mar-22 09:31 PM
And you haven't disappointed.
Well, we are. Although that's more a property of the theatre...
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:31 PM
A show for an audience of shades.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:32 PM
How long have you owned this place?
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Is there a way to get out then? Don't tell me it's to kill someone and get away with it!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:32 PM
With the among us musical and everything
Nikola OrsinovBOT22-Mar-22 09:32 PM
I couldn't tell you! We built it, yes, but it's been so long...
I'd really advise against even trying.
And of course I won't tell you that!
KurukuruBOT22-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Precisely! Better a performer than one of them, wouldn't you agree?
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Are they dead people???
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:33 PM
...Are you implying....?
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:34 PM
"of course" ?!
why not!
KurukuruBOT22-Mar-22 09:34 PM
They're only as dead as we are - which, by the fact that I'm somehow still alive, is not quite.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:34 PM
What a coincidence, that the backdrop be a ship for my reveal! I couldn't've planned it better myself! Well, actually, I could, but alas... It wasn't that those set designers were unwilling to work with me, but rather their blitheful ignorance...!
KurukuruBOT22-Mar-22 09:35 PM
B-but, I can't reveal too much. Nobody likes spoilers, y-yes?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I've nothing but contempt in my heart for the weak-willed. Do whatever it takes to reach the finale you desire!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I don't wanna die! Or die again I mean but like y'know
Y'know I thought that for like a really long time and I just ended up with a bunch of emotional issues
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Well I mean I could probably outlive the theatre but... y'know think of all the mortal people here!
Nikola OrsinovBOT22-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Of course I will! Why do you think I set up this place?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:39 PM
And to what end? Keeping us contained here!?
I won't stand for it!
SadoBOT22-Mar-22 09:41 PM
'Mir, I can barely stand to be in the same room as you two.
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:41 PM
I just noticed it's raining BLOOD on my new DRESS
ugh..
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:41 PM
'Spoilers'... You are toying with our LIVES. You think yourselves so clever, with your schemes, but I am the master of planning!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Hmph... I've given voice to my frustrations.
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Hii
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Help
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Oh I never introduced myself to everyone, I'm Zoe!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:46 PM
I should hope all know my name by now.
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 09:46 PM
GAH! These three doofuses behind me can't do ANYTHING right! I'm almost all out of my banana peels!
And now there's a bunch of people yammering on about COMPLETE NONSENSE?
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Wha!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:47 PM
You think me a lunatic?
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Man it's raining blood...
So uh 'Capgain Kuro' do you plan on trying to kill anymore people?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:54 PM
'Anymore'? I've yet to kill anyone here.
I already answered your question, and yet again you've ignored me.
The showrunners are on the top of my list.
You could think of me as... a 'showstopper', perhaps. Kuro smirks.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:56 PM
That just sounds like you're gonna kill more people man...(edited)
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 09:57 PM
True...
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 09:57 PM
Why would anyone get in my way?
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 09:59 PM
I-I used to be very pro murder but these days not a fan
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 10:00 PM
Why not?
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 10:01 PM
What's happening? MURDER?
A REAL villain never has to resort to that!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 10:01 PM
are you talking to me or him?
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 10:02 PM
oh! you
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Is this guy trying to end this whole show early? Before I've even caught a superhero?!
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 10:02 PM
I haven't seen any fanfic material yet...
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 10:04 PM
I'm tearing down those who would keep me contained! If that means shredding this theatre to bits... So be it!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Well I killed a bunch of people and it didn't really do much and it just got me super deprelssed
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 10:04 PM
You lack mental fortitude.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 10:04 PM
just cus life doesn't matter doesn't mean you have to make it worse for everyone else
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Who's trying to contain you?! Did they catch you? Are YOU a superhero?(edited)
Or a villain like me?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 10:05 PM
I'm no hero.
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 10:05 PM
So deep and true bestie...
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Thanks?
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Well have you seen someone who is? I NEED to practice more nefarious plots before I go back to Lazy Town, or that Sportaflippityflop is going to get away with his dastardly do-gooding forever!
Preferably, I want to catch that wacky goofy Funnyman!(edited)
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Wh
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 10:07 PM
And what's all this business about the 'showrunners'? Is that those two weirdos over there? What's their deal, anyway?!
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Okay you've GOTTA be making these names up!
What why is it called lazy town!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Kuro sighs, and shakes his head. Why should I even bother explaining to simpletons...? He mutters.
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Well - GAH, alright, his REAL name is Sportacus. But EUGHH, I can't STAND saying it! Like he's some sort of noble gladiator or something!
It's called Lazy Town because it USED to be the laziest town in the world!!!
AND THAT WAS JUST HOW I LIKED IT!
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Wooow not calling people by the names they want to be reffered by......
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 10:09 PM
But NOW, that Sportagoon is running around making all the kids get ACTIVE, and I can't get a wink of rest any more!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 10:09 PM
How tragic.
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Hey I have a gunI could shoot the guy trying to kill people
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 10:09 PM
That sounds like a plot for an ad about exercising
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Is that being a hero?
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 10:10 PM
I also have a gun!
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 10:10 PM
So I need to get him to LEAVE Lazy Town, you see? That's why I'm using my villainous skills to practice catching superheroes!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 10:10 PM
You seem underqualified but... Neat?
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 10:10 PM
And I even hired the three bunglers behind me, not that they've done me any good!
UGH!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 10:11 PM
You fools aren't listening to a word I say. I'm not your enemy here.
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 10:11 PM
She proudly shows off the ȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝(edited)
Dude you can't pull a "I don't know the movie" everyone knows it...
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 10:23 PM
(damn it that's not the full gif lol)
I don't even come from the same world as the rest of you.
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 10:24 PM
me neither!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 10:24 PM
to be fair that movie came out like 100 years ago
ZoeBOT22-Mar-22 10:24 PM
Damn.... these youngsters...
When you were just a little baby i was devouring worlds She says half jokingly
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 10:28 PM
Regardless, if this 'movie' has something bearing a passing resemblance to my weapon of choice, that's no concern of mine. My weapon of choice is quite unique where I am from. As for whether or not it is 'cringe'... I don't particularly care whether my implement of destruction meets some factor of coolness from your point of view. I'm not doing this for your approval!
OmenBOT22-Mar-22 10:28 PM
Are you okay?
Do you like need something?
Kind of sounds like you do
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Why do I even bother engaging in this inanity?
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 10:56 PM
What's gotten this guy in such a, uh, prickly mood?!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Being stuck here with all these ingrates! What I wouldn't give to be home, working on concluding my three year plan to make a fortune and retire in peace!
Instead, I was whisked away at the very apex of my plan!
Three long, aggravating years I'll never get back...
...Hm. How curious, that all of the prop designers should end up here and now.
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 11:22 PM
HA! Being stuck isn't a problem! It's the perfect excuse to not go anywhere and be lazy instead!
And how do YOU know I'm a prop designer! That's what I'M "curious" about.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Where did I hear it from again...?
Trainee Chef, that's right.
You might know him as just a frog; I believe it was I who decided to refer to him as that.
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 11:26 PM
I... where did that frog even get off to? I barely saw the little fellow!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 11:27 PM
Who knows? Bernkastel and Max Stirner apparently have ran into him.
So um, speaking of... THAT person, NOW can you tell me what these 'showrunners' deal is?
Why do they care so much about putting on this show?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 11:32 PM
The most infuriating thing is not knowing the answer to that question, but I refuse to allow myself to be their pawn.
I've played along with so-called superiors for long enough.
I intend to make them pay for keeping us imprisoned in their little locked box and spouting only vague explanations as to why.
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 11:39 PM
Eh, that just sounds like unnecessary work to me.
Why not just - sit back and munch on some junk food until they let us out?(edited)
Heh heh, that's a good time in my book! Not that I HAVE a book!
The only reason I'M not doing that is because I have a SUPERHERO to catch!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 11:42 PM
If I am still, it is because I am lying in wait.
And I would love to recline, but only once my work is done.
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 11:45 PM
Well if you HAVE to do work, you know what would be more productive, hmm? Hmm?
That's right! It'd be helping ME!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 11:46 PM
Hmph! And how would I go about doing that? We're both prop designers, so I doubt you need my expertise in that regard.
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 11:48 PM
There are just oodles of ways you could help, if you think like a villain! You could make props that beautifully complement mine, to make the most DEVIOUS of traps!
Or at least you could point me to someone who's a Director here! If I work with them I can make a brilliant disguise!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 11:50 PM
The directors are Funnyman, Bravocat, Max Bialystok, and Solus Zos Galvus.
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 11:51 PM
BLAAAH! None of them are HERE!
I might as well go back to that dressing room and grab an outfit there!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT22-Mar-22 11:51 PM
Correct. Otherwise, I'd be trying to set up another performance.
I may not be the most dramatic here, but such opportunities are great for conveying information.
Robbie RottenBOT22-Mar-22 11:56 PM
Hmph. The only information I need is where that Funnyman is going next, so I can plot the perfect trap!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 12:00 AM
I'm afraid I've seen neither hide nor hair of this 'funny man' the entire time I've been here. If I didn't know better, I might've assumed you are the funny man.
And as far as "devious" goes, none here could surpass me!
It's a matter of "why should I bother". Do you have something to offer me?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 01:30 AM
Ah, and musically talented as well.
I might be able to help with a trap in exchange for a favor. As you might imagine, after my controversial appearance on the last show, public opinion of me may have taken a steep downturn. I fear that one or more people may be after me. Though, I do have someone else I need to talk to, in the 'elsewhere' I travel to and from.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 02:55 AM
It is not impossible...
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 02:55 AM
With all these cameras around, we could be!
HI MOM! HA HA HA!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 02:56 AM
I certainly hope no one back home is watching. That could make things... complicated.
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Eh, you said you don't even HAVE TVs back there, right? You're fine!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 02:57 AM
Fair enough.
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 02:58 AM
I wonder... if I could introduce TVs to where YOU come from, maybe they'd all be so impressed that they couldn't stop watching it, and they'd ALL BECOME LAZY!
Then, I could MOVE there, and no one would ever bother me by running out and about!
It's BRILLIANT!
Except one thing.
Where would I get all the TVs!?!?!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Could such an invention prevent pirates from searching for One Piece? A world grown stagnant and uncaring...?
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Oh, it would! Unless some darned SUPERHERO like that SPORTACUS came along and ruined everything by making people active again!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 03:00 AM
A lazy population is one easily manipulated. This could be to my benefit...
Especially if I could show certain things on these "TVs".
Oh yes, I think I like the sound of this.
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Of course! Who wouldn't!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(world's smallest gif alert)
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(LOL)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 03:04 AM
(I hope I'm doing a good job offsetting how incredibly self-serious Kuro is most of the time)
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 03:05 AM
(Oh this has been great lmao)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 03:06 AM
(glad to hear)
Well, Robbie, if you were to ever show up in East Blue with a fluffy armchair and a TV... I would be willing to see what it is all about.
(just don't tell him about the One Piece Baseball game)
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 03:08 AM
HA HA HA! Just delightful!
(LMAO)
(These guys vs the Mets who would win)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 03:08 AM
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 06:14 PM
Hmph. And here I thought my performance was unforgettable.
In any case, it seems I will be preoccupied this round with a prop of my own.
KurukuruBOT23-Mar-22 06:15 PM
I wouldn't be this DANG hurt if it wasn't, haha...
A-anyway, though I'd rather n-not get sliced up, I s-suppose I should wish you good luck..?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 06:19 PM
I suppose you should, yes. Kuro smirks.
By the way, I realize I haven't much time left, but might I ask who you were all with before coming here to the stage, if you were elsewhere?
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 06:29 PM
I think I'm staying here!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 06:30 PM
I'll be heading back to 'elsewhere' in about, let's say, 15 minutes (or whatever the in-universe equivalent would be), or sooner if there's nothing left to say.
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 06:31 PM
I was lurking around in the rafters, with no one but a weird superhero fan named Con Smith - oh, and that tree over there.
How DID that tree get down here from there?!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 06:32 PM
The bulk of the tree stays here, it just is able to move its roots about.
It seems to be able to occupy two locations at once, in that regard.
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Can it, erhm... think?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Yes, allegedly.
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Alleged by who?!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Ninetails and Max Stirner, if you've met either.
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Oh, I met that Max guy!
Hmm. If that tree is alive, maybe I can use it some way in a villainous plot...
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 06:34 PM
It's a set designer, for the record.
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 06:35 PM
I see...
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 06:36 PM
I remember only passing by them
and writing about them a bit(edited)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 06:39 PM
So, I'm not unopposed to working with you in the future, Robbie, but another priority has popped up.
In any case. I'll be off.
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 06:42 PM
Wuh? What is it?!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 06:42 PM
Hrmph... alright. Well, anyway! If the tree's fine with having stuff stuck on it, then MAYBE it'll let me use its branches to set a devilish trap for Sporta- I mean, Funnyman!
But for now, I'll focus on building that robot with you!
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 06:45 PM
True true....
Anyways, why do you wanna trap funnyman?
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 06:45 PM
TWO REASONS!
ONE, because he's a Superhero, and I need to practice catching them!
TWO, because he has that loud and ANNOYING narration playing around him all the time! It's so hard to get any peace and quiet thanks to him!
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 06:55 PM
If I catch him, then maybe I can figure out how to get that voice to shut up!
Then I'll probably let him go... and head back to Lazy Town to stop Sportacus!
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 06:58 PM
those are both completely fair reasons
Nikola OrsinovBOT23-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
Nikola OrsinovBOT23-Mar-22 07:53 PM
Jay Finch is just chilling.
And so is Omen, who's sat on the sofa, knitting a scarf!
Jay goes to sit with him, and the two chill together.
Meanwhile, Robbie and Zoe are working on...
A giant mech!
Robbie's working... Surprisingly hard for once?
This isn't like someone as lazy as him!
Seeing their boss put in so much effort inspires Bobby, Tobby and Flobby!
Between the four of them, they make two arms for the mech!
But as hard as they work, it seems Zoe's working even harder!
She makes not only two legs, but an entire body as well!
There's no head, but with the scarf wrapped around the neck, it makes for a pretty cosy cockpit!
The tree congratulates their work by doing Tree Stuff(TM).
Zoe and Robbie are faced with a slight problem, though.
How are they going to carry something as big as this?
The two of them decide to just sit in the cockpit for now.
But wait-
A contender to rival the mech!
The Mystery Machine, piloted by the Trainee Chef and Nikola Orsinov, barrels onto stage!
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MysteryBotBOT23-Mar-22 08:41 PM
(edited)
Omen stayed here.
Tree stayed here.
Zoe stayed here.
Robbie Rotten stayed here.
Kurukuru stayed here.
Jay Finch stayed here.
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MysteryBotBOT23-Mar-22 08:41 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 7-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The majority of the stage is given up to a large pirate ship, with a tree as the main mast! From its branches flies a pride flag, and you can hear sea shanties being played! The ship sails in a roaring storm, thunder cracking in the sky. On the lower sections of the stage, you can see beneath the sea, deep down to a castle full of mermaids!
On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked.
But none of the sea is water. It's been replaced with an ocean of blood, and so has the torrential rain.
By the side of the stage, a stand sits! It's Patches' Satch and Fatch - formerly Chuck's! It seems Patches has set up shop here.
From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Omen
couchVISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear.knife-woundVISIBLE Bravocat has patched up the wound in his stomach, and whilst it still seems to be bleeding a little, the flow is stopped.
cat-maskVISIBLE A giant cat mask, stitched together with green fabric! The mouth is splattered with blood.
No-Face
A tall slender black ghostly figure with a white mask. Has the voice of a cold aloof Japanese woman.
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Trainee Chef
forginkVISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO!
red-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
Bernkastel
knifeVISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this.
stringsVISIBLETAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef.
red-crystalVISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright red!
crescent-axeVISIBLE It's a seriously large axe! This thing looks really powerful, but definitely quite unweildy. The blade is somewhat rusted, so it doesn't look the most durable.
???
who even is this?recruitsVISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat.
half-maskVISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask.
Zoe
she/herȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better.
zoe-dressVISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma!
mechVISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
Robbie Rotten
triple-troubleVISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
bruiseVISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot.
mechVISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
Max Stirner
A normal guy, with a great wide smile. He has a dress on.sauerkrautVISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal.
hot-sauce-smearVISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things.
Garcian Smith
VIEWING ONLY
Kurukuru
laceratedVISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Pasqualo Trianglini
A blond-haired lanky-looking boy. A watermark is always plastered across him. Any pronouns, and talks "Informally - with REFERENCES!"
Pasqualo is accompanied by a disembodied voice called Cathode. He uses he/him pronouns, and [speaks in lowercase in brackets]cathodethemeVISIBLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxjnsrqh0jelly-baby-shotgunVISIBLE A shotgun that fires one MASSIVE jelly baby! This will do insane damage to anyone stood in front of you, but only has one shot.
coffee-bagVISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
peppermint-uziVISIBLE It's an uzi that fires bullets made of peppermint! It won't do much damage to anyone who isn't already wounded, but you can spray it at multiple targets at once!
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part."candy-cornVISIBLETAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them.
candy-corn-revolverVISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots!
gambit-schemaVISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face!
I would question it, but frankly, with how much bullshit I've seen today, I don't think I can!
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ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
oh yeah about that! Cathode why do you seemingly care this much if its "a game"....(edited)
No FaceBOT23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
...all a game
Such beings must be very annoyed with the world
If they call it a game
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Perhaps they should try playing a different game to calm down.
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Like mario
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Such as the hit game Elden Ring, developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment.
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Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
...Isn't that an Italian name?
Are italians games in the future?
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
So true!
Emet-SelchBOT23-Mar-22 09:34 PM
What in the seven hells is a "tee tee arr pee gee"
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Its the name of a character in the "Super Mario" series of games
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BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Table-top roleplaying game.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:34 PM
What's so Super about Mario?
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Table Top Role Playing Game!
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:34 PM
I’m s-scared…
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Don't be, little frog!
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:35 PM
I don’t understand a-anything right now..!
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:35 PM
I wrote a series of fanfics about that exact question! You should read them!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Well, there's a lot of different conflicts, and you aren't involved in any of them.
But I will attempt to keep you safe anyhow!
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:36 PM
What.. what do I d-do now?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Well, uh...
I guess you can still give your ink.
I have a sharpie, after all!
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
And the rice cakes?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Didn't Lady Bernkastel wish to eat those?
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Y-Yeah.
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Oh wait I remember seeing you two!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Hm?
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
You left the bar in complete shambles!
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
You do..? This is my first time s-seeing you.
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Yes, I did.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Shambles?
I'll have you know that I am doing PERFECTLY well, thank you!
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 09:38 PM
...Thank you for making them for me, frog friend.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:38 PM
N-No problem…
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:39 PM
I remember going to the bar passing by you two, along with two others, and the bar was all covered in hot sauce and in ruins!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:39 PM
But, yes I do remember coming across you as we left the bar.
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Yeah!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Oh, that was not any fault of mine!
Neither was it my frog friend.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:39 PM
That… I still d-don’t understand.
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Zoe giggles a bit to herself
What happened there then?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:40 PM
No clue!
Well, the fire did burn the bar, of course.
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And then... Something about hot sauce? I think the detective fellow was involved, yes.
Emet-SelchBOT23-Mar-22 09:41 PM
I was in the bar when it was burning but i didnt quite catch what caused it
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:41 PM
oh? hmmm....
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Anyhow.
I have not quite caught your name!
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Oh I'm Zoe! You?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:42 PM
The name is Max Stirner!
And over here is my good frog fellow.
You may call it however you wish, as long as it enjoys the name, I suppose.(edited)
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:42 PM
froggy :)
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Any n-name is fine.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT23-Mar-22 09:43 PM
[It appears that Cathode has walked away from the metaphorical keyboard.]
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[Nothing but silence.]
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Hm!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT23-Mar-22 09:43 PM
[In his absence, Pasqualo and Sleuth are ignoring the rest of you.]
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Emet-SelchBOT23-Mar-22 09:44 PM
In any case
Would anyone here be interested in helping me complete a director action? I will reward anyone who complies handsomely
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:45 PM
What would the reward be?
Emet-SelchBOT23-Mar-22 09:46 PM
I can potentially give you a second action
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Hm...
Mayhaps! I need to think on it.
Out of curiosity, and I do apologize if this question strikes you as strange, but you do have a quite noticeable appearance!
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:46 PM
I feel very safe in this BIG ROBOT so i might not want to.....
Oh... yeah I guess here I do
I used to go by Z'gord if that name strikes any terror into your heart?
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:47 PM
I was going to s-say.. I thought this ink bottle was yours…
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:48 PM
It does not! It is quite a nice name, though.
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Oh I'm not a squid!!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Have I heard that before? Hm... Strange.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Ah! S-Sorry…
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Nah you're alright, froggy
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:49 PM
And what might you be looking for in this here theatre, Zoe?
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:49 PM
I dunno I just mostly came here to see a real theatre, except for the one we have at spooky high
it WAS kinda nice
but now theres blood and fire and stuff everywhere
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Hm, fair, yes.
I thought this that this is all quite exciting myself.
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Yeah I just hope nobody DIES that'd be lame
KurukuruBOT23-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Haha! I've found it quite difficult to die in this place!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Death happens, sometimes.
KurukuruBOT23-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Can't quuuiiiiiite call it impossible, but...
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Oh, you are one of the showrunners, are you not?
KurukuruBOT23-Mar-22 09:52 PM
AAaat your service!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Lady Bernkastel wished to know if it is possible to go in a private room.
Or, something of the sort.
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
wink wink
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
I do know that Bravocat can.
What would THAT be implying, MISS?
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
sex
or just making out
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
I am NOT interested in that!
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
H-Huh?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Dreadful!
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
I just wanted to say sex since it has more impact
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Impact..?
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
just rolls of the tongue
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I don't think anyone would have that with someone who has their own personal room for giving lectures.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I am SEVERELY disappointed in this sort of language, personally.
KurukuruBOT23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Wh
WHAT
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
HAHAHA
KurukuruBOT23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I WOULD ASK FOR YOU TO NOT IN THIS SORT OF ESTABLISHMENT
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:55 PM
I AM NOT!
ANSWER THE QUESTION.
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Do you want to be bisected by a knife and a giant axe simultaneously?
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Wow chill!
Also I've never done both at once...
KurukuruBOT23-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Th
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Th?
KurukuruBOT23-Mar-22 09:57 PM
THAT IMPLIES YOU'VE DONE THOSE THINGS INDIVIDUALLY
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:57 PM
YOU ARE IGNORING MY QUESTION, MY GOOD MASKED FELLOW!
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:57 PM
I mean getting bisected!
Not... the other things everyone here seems to have a huge aversion to
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:58 PM
How old are you, miss?
KurukuruBOT23-Mar-22 09:58 PM
I DID TOO
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Haha, yeah
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:59 PM
That is barely an answer!
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Oh then yeah!
KurukuruBOT23-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Heeeey, that's a pretty ruuUUde question where I'M FROM.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:59 PM
RUDENESS IS A SPOOK!
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 09:59 PM
I think im here since the dawn of the universe I THINK???
I forgot...
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Unfortunate.
MysteryBotBOT23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
Kuro appeared from ???!(edited)
Kuro
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit.black-duffelVISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside?
moved from: directors-box
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
You'd think that these sorts of things would grant you great memory!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
HELLO~!
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
I know I'm just very very very old
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
Oh, hello.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
Hi..?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
What have we here?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
You're the one who jumped in!
I should be the one asking, really.
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
a what?
KurukuruBOT23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
I dunno, it gets kinda tough after a coooouuuple of millennia.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
I suppose I did!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
So, er- Kuro?
Right, that name.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
How nice to meet you without my guise.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Where might you come from?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Where do you think?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
The organizers' offices?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
I wonder.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
I also wonder, which is why I'm asking.
You seemed to be looking for me?
Might I ask why?
Emet-SelchBOT23-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Where are you all coming from
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Not for you in particular.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
I DON'T KNOW, THIS IS ALL QUITE CONFUSING!
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
//I go sleep now
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
....I suppose you won't elaborate.
(goodnight liv)
ZoeBOT23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
//good night!
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Oh boy.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
(goooodnight)
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Hello, Kuro.
(goodnight)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Ah, Bernkastel, how lovely to see you after the end of that last performance!
Emet-SelchBOT23-Mar-22 10:04 PM
(sleep well)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:04 PM
It sure was nice to see you drive a knife into my colluder.
I couldn't be happier with you right now.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Nice..?
That d-doesn’t sound all too n-nice…
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 10:05 PM
We've worked it out already. No need to try and lacerate me, kittycat.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Yes, so I hear.
I've just got a lot of pent up feelings from having been in disguise for three years.
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Should we get you a scratching post...?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Believe me, there are plenty of scratching posts around, if I need one.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Oh…
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Is this another one of those murderous situations?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:07 PM
So, then. We've much to discuss, I should think. Where do we go from here?
I've laid my ambitions pretty plain in my speech, if you listened to my words, which some around here seem to have a hard time doing. Escape, oh, and if I make a fortune in the meanwhile, all the better.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Does nobody here know how to use doors?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:10 PM
There is nothing out there, Stirner.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Isn’t there a m-maze out there?
Emet-SelchBOT23-Mar-22 10:11 PM
The maze is probably endless knowing this place.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Have you been to the rafters recently? The lack of sky above?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:11 PM
I was just there!
I'm quite confused, frankly. I walked in using the doors after all!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Did something like that really happen?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Yes!
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Seeing nothing in the distance is normal! If you look out at the horizon in Lazy Town there's nothing as far as the eye can see!
That doesn't mean anything unusual though!
It just means that everything else is REALLY REALLY far away!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:12 PM
...Robbie, that is very concerning.
I've bigger fish to fry, though.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Well… there’s a car here…
Robbie RottenBOT23-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Fish?
Any chips to go with it?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:13 PM
A car, to go through the endless hallways?
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Maybe…?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:14 PM
I think not. I believe the only true method of escape is something the showrunners are keeping from us. And I won't stand to be made a fool of.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Bah!
I'm sure I could easily find a way out by myself.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:15 PM
Same old Stirner.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:15 PM
Isn't that right, little frog?
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:15 PM
Yeah… that’s r-right.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Are you holding Trainee Chef's strings after all...?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Strings?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Not its literal ones, mind you.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
I have no such things!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Its heartstrings.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Peh! Nonsense.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
My h-heartstrings?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:17 PM
No, I think it makes perfect sense.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:17 PM
I think the frog might see my competence more than you realize.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Competence? And what's this about private meetings with you, anyhow?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Discussions!
Especially one-on-one.
Very important for bringing up your ideas.
Hm...
I do know that Lady Bernkastel wished to talk to me in private next phase.
@Bernkastel, Would you have any issue if I were to invite Captain Kuro?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:19 PM
How bold of you!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Bold? I don't see it myself.
Unless you were planning on murdering Lady Bernkastel right before everybody's eyes!
You aren't planning to kill her, are you?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:21 PM
No, she cannot be killed here and now, even if I wanted to.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:21 PM
How wise!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:22 PM
I'm not "of a Hundred Plans" for no reason, Stirner.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:22 PM
Mhm.
I don't need any such titles, frankly.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:23 PM
But perhaps we should dispense with the seriousness a moment! How've you been, old friend?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:23 PM
I have been well!
Slightly confused, even if I do have a bit more context than some others, but still.
And... You?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:24 PM
Never better.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:24 PM
You did make quite the impressive reveal during the show.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:24 PM
So many unfamiliar faces about, as well!
Indeed, I agonized over my every word of that speech, over my technique with my Claws... And I couldn't be happier with how it came out.
Bravocat is an artistic genius. I, of course, knew of the blood pouring switch.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:27 PM
Huh!
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 10:27 PM
I wouldn't just say "here and now."
There's only one thing that can kill a witch, as I believe I've said before.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:28 PM
Let me try to recall what you've said on that front...
Emet-SelchBOT23-Mar-22 10:28 PM
I also cannot be killed by traditional means
Though id love to see someone try
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:30 PM
Well, whatever.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:31 PM
It was boredom.
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Yeah, it was.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Maybe I can bring back Klahadore, if I wanted to give that a shot...
I jest, of course.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:32 PM
Anyhow!
Would my proposition be interesting?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:33 PM
Most certainly.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:34 PM
Lady Bernkastel, what are your thoughts?
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 10:35 PM
Sure.
I can just wait for him to leave before talking with you.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:36 PM
(oh boy 48 hours of this lol)
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Very well!
Hm...
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:36 PM
What about m-me..?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Oh?
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Do I need to go e-explore other areas again?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Well, if you wish to be brought along with me, I see no issue.
Oh, no, no worries.
I think that was enough.
What have you seen, by the way?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Lucky me we've got plenty of time to sort all of this out.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Not m-much...
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:37 PM
And here I thought black cats were bad luck!
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:38 PM
I went to the Bar, D-Dressing Room, and Backstage.
All were q-quiet for the most part.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:39 PM
Ah.
Well, at least you got some quiet before... all this.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:40 PM
The frog lightly nods
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:41 PM
These past phases have been quite productive for me, I say.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 10:41 PM
That's g-good.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 10:42 PM
I might even be a bit stronger after all this running around! Maybe my muscles are getting more used to more... activity.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Yes, our directions for our roles weren't very specific, were they?
I still hardly even know how collaboration works.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Not even mine were! Hah!
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 11:01 PM
The broadcasting is only when you coordinate recording with a director, but I don't believe it says anything on whether you can do it or not while recording an action is on cooldown.(edited)
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Ah yes, but I suppose you would have come up with your own directions wouldn't you, haha!
Max Stirner, truly a unique role to play.
Frankly, I think you've done a wonderful job with it!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Thank you, thank you.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 11:03 PM
I a-agree.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:05 PM
I do believe you will do greatly with this recording yourself, little frog!
I apologize once more for the... previous recordings that you might have enjoyed.
They weren't my smartest ideas!
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 11:06 PM
W-Wait… am I recording or broadcasting..?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Uh.
Good question?
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:06 PM
It's possible that simply recording at my request makes it a broadcasting, but I don't see why not to specify.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Yes, that sounds well!
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 11:07 PM
Well it’s just that uhm… I can record actions for f-free…
B-But does that still apply here?
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:07 PM
Perhaps you should ask the showrunners then?
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 11:08 PM
The s-showrunners?
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:08 PM
Despite all that's happened, they seem intent to aid the performance!
Kurukuru is here, Nikola seems to still be in her area.
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 11:09 PM
I'd still like to talk to Stirner sooner than next phase, if I can get them to let us in that area.
It's the directors box you said, right?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:09 PM
They have not acknowledged my question!
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 11:10 PM
Well, yell at them then!
Let your voice be heard throughout the stars!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:10 PM
Alright, a moment.
Cough
@Playwright
EXCUSE ME, I WOULD LIKE TO GET AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION, YOU SO-CALLED SHOWRUNNERS!
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:11 PM
I don't think the showrunners want more than me and Kuro in their little space.
They had their reservations about just us.
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Ow... Maybe not that loud next time...
Nikola OrsinovBOT23-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Oh, what is it now...
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Lady Bernkastel wished to know if we could also be allowed in this... "directors' box".
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Stirner and I would like to talk in that directors box of yours!
Nikola OrsinovBOT23-Mar-22 11:12 PM
Ah, that's out of my jurisdiction now!
You'll have to ask the ones who are currently using it.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:12 PM
Huh!
Sir Bravocat, and Captain Kuro?
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:13 PM
Really? That's... interesting.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:13 PM
If I was in a more accessible situation, I would simply break into that box, frankly.
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:13 PM
I tried, it proved greatly difficult.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:13 PM
Are you not a director?
I thought every director had access to this box!
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:13 PM
That was my thinking!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Even these rules aren't consistent.
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:14 PM
No, it's more the showrunners box than the directors.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 11:21 PM
Miss us?
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 11:22 PM
Maybe a little.
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:22 PM
My apologies my dears, but the discussion up there was a bit of a private matter.
Kuro would not like things to be shared, and I respect his wishes.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:22 PM
Very well! I can be patient myself.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 11:22 PM
So sorry about that.
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 11:23 PM
I hope there wasn't any scheming about me in there. I'd rather not have more people after my head, however futile it is.(edited)
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Trust me my dear, I'm holding no grudges for our little run-in.
We are acquainted, for the time being.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 11:24 PM
I've made my feelings known, and won't press it further.
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:24 PM
At least while we sort out this business with the mask.
There's just, so much going on around the theatre, you know?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:25 PM
That I can confirm!
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 11:25 PM
Lets hope we find that mask quickly so we can all get what we want, then.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
What mask?
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
Assuming they don't change their mind again... I'll be a very unhappy witch if that happens.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
The one with the key, if I'm following correctly.
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
The Phanto Mask, I believe its name was.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
Haven’t seen t-them…
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
We have to destroy its key, or else it may be used for something dubious.(edited)
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:27 PM
How dreadful!
I have not met such a being.
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:27 PM
I would hope our employer would be ok with us allowing a little outside help in this task.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 11:27 PM
Hmm?
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 11:27 PM
The only loose masks I’ve s-seen are the red and w-white half ones backstage…
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:27 PM
I mean, unless your contract specified against it, I don't quite see why you would be discouraged!
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:28 PM
Well what I'm thinking of is that we make an announcement using the stage to let everybody know about this mask and its key!(edited)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 11:28 PM
Come now, Trainee Chef. Bravocat is right here!
(oh loose masks I can't read)
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 11:28 PM
When I said loose, I meant masks not being w-worn…
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:28 PM
Like you said Stirner, as long as the key is broken by some influence of ours I believe things should be fine.
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 11:29 PM
(We all have those days)
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:29 PM
Well, I trust you!
Some members of this here theatre have been quite elusive.
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:30 PM
So many conflicting interests and stories...
I know that was the approach I took to the auditions, but this has all played out quite differently than I expected!
I simply hope things may be resolved without too many being burned, hm?
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:31 PM
Well, I don't think there are any more fires.
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:31 PM
Hopefully not!
At least the last show was effective at putting them out, as I had promised.
Though the aftermath was a little messy.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:32 PM
...Actually, I did see some flames in the rafters.
They were small, though.
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:32 PM
Hm, yes, that old wood is particularly susceptible to such a thing.
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 11:33 PM
I quite like the aftermath of it, personally...
It's a pleasant sight.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:33 PM
I would tend to agree, but you nearly made my dress wet!
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:34 PM
(GOD I KEEP FORGETTING STIRNER IS IN A FUCKING DRESS LMAO)
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:34 PM
(gender norms are a spook bitch)
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:34 PM
This is horrible you are awful
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:35 PM
Hm? Me?
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 11:35 PM
I don't mind my dress getting a bit blood-soaked... It would've happened eventually anyways.
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:36 PM
Yes
I am having an awful day
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:36 PM
I haven't done anything to you!
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:36 PM
I'm sorry to hear that my dear! I had hoped the performance would cheer you up.
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:36 PM
You covered me and my nice couch in blood
This is about the...
I dont think you'd get it
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:37 PM
The therapist?
You could always try to explain your woes, my sombre fellow!
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:39 PM
I mean I had issues beforehand but like wow this is a lot worse
I guess its distracted me from nihilism but this blood doesnt seem ethically sourced
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:40 PM
Maybe it is fake blood?
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:40 PM
It's sourced from... magic, I assume.
I doubt they had this much in a back room somewhere.
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:41 PM
Apparently the crowd are somewhere between life and death
It wouldn't surprise me at this point if they did
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:41 PM
Are you questioning the morality of all this?
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:42 PM
Well... yeah... I hope that would be expected
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:43 PM
Haha! Let me tell you something, my good fellow!
Morality is a spook!
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It simply does not exist!
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:44 PM
Well... objectively
But I killed a lot of people and it made me feel really bad
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:45 PM
My dear, you must understand, it's only show business!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:45 PM
Well, clearly, if it isn't pleasing your ego, you should not, right?
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:46 PM
You're friend with the knives has much more direct goals
And you probably do to
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:46 PM
Which one?
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:47 PM
Figure it out man
BernkastelBOT23-Mar-22 11:47 PM
A lot of us have knives.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:47 PM
There's a lot of knives, here!
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:47 PM
I assume he means Kuro, who has indeed laid his plans quite clear.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 11:47 PM
Omen seems to think me a wanton murderer, when I made it clear I only will kill those who get in my way...
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:48 PM
Oh dear, that's not the Kuro I know!
You must be mistaken my friend.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 11:48 PM
And, as I keep telling him, these aren't knives. Closer to swords, really.
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:48 PM
Semantics, truly.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT23-Mar-22 11:49 PM
Perhaps, but these aren't kitchen cutlery!
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:49 PM
People definitions of 'my way' is often pretty susceptible to who they happen to not like at the moment
BravocatBOT23-Mar-22 11:49 PM
(pulls out comically large knife gloves)
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:50 PM
everything is a knife
(valorant has 400 knife skins)
Trainee ChefBOT23-Mar-22 11:50 PM
Swords are kinda just b-big knives…
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:50 PM
or its a gun
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:50 PM
Yes! A very individualist drive!
You see it too!
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:51 PM
Indeed!
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:51 PM
My good fellow, I ask, why not simply abandon those pursuits of morals that seem to rule over you, make you miserable and grind all your plans and wishes to a halt?
Why not simply do as you wish?
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:53 PM
My morals are what let me feel like a person
Instead of a unstoppable ghost of death
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:54 PM
See!(edited)
You are letting your morals define who you are, instead of letting yourself define those morals, and in more general terms, your ideas as a whole.
Is that not you sacrificing the person that you are?
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:55 PM
Being an unstoppable ghost of death is fucking horrible though
Nobody wants to talk to you
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:56 PM
Why do you have to be an "unstoppable ghost of death"?(edited)
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:56 PM
Well
Its just kinda what happened
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:57 PM
Are you being forced to do so?
OmenBOT23-Mar-22 11:59 PM
Not forced, but it was what I wanted at the time
which is what you seem to care about
Max StirnerBOT23-Mar-22 11:59 PM
You misinterpret me!
It is what you wanted in the past.
But I care not for the past!
I care for the ego.
And the ego only exists in the present.
And it is clear that you currently do not wish to be this "ghost of death".
So why keep on pursuing such an ideal - dare I say it, such a spook?
It seems to be haunting your mind just as much as those pesky morals!
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 12:04 AM
I don't want anything
I'm fine
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:05 AM
Way to avoid my arguments!
I suppose you would rather deny everything than be proven wrong!
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 12:09 AM
Is this supposed to be making me feel better?
I'm just kinda confused now
About a lot of things
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:09 AM
It is supposed to make you think!
Let those thoughts marinate, see!
If you do not wish to be whatever you were by the past, you should attempt to focus on what you want now!
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 12:12 AM
I just want friends man
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:13 AM
Well that is a good start!
You know what you wish.
You should try to achieve this, and not out of a need to fulfil a greater ideal, like you have done by the past, but simply because accomplishing it would make you feel good.
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 12:16 AM
Not being a terrible person usually helps you make friends though
Or at least that's how I think it works
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:17 AM
Well you don't look "terrible"!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 12:17 AM
Well, unless you'd like to make friends with other terrible people.(edited)
Though of course its more preferable to involve yourself in better crowds!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:18 AM
Why do you see yourself as "terrible" then, Omen?
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 12:19 AM
It was more a comment on your attitudes
You all seem like a bad crowd
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:20 AM
Well, I myself know a few people here who do not see me as "terrible"!
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 12:22 AM
I feel like you don't understand the connotations of blood rain as a negative
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 12:22 AM
As Stirner said, such things are subjective!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:22 AM
It was quite spectacular for myself.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 12:22 AM
I myself have seen quite a positive response to the performance!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:23 AM
It did help put out the fires.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 12:23 AM
As I had hoped it would!
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 12:24 AM
I guess?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 12:24 AM
I made a showrunner pay for the hell I've been put through, being brought here.
Or are you of the opinion that violence is never justified, then?
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 12:26 AM
Well sometimes it is obviously
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 12:26 AM
Violence is never the answer...
It's a question.
And the answer is almost always yes!(edited)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:27 AM
Heh.
Hm. Out of curiosity, is there truly no way for you to discuss what you wished to in here, Bernkastel?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:34 AM
Just in case!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 12:37 AM
There isn't... It's a rather personal matter.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:38 AM
Unfortunate.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:52 AM
Hm...
@Problem Sleuth, you wished to discuss in private too, is that right?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 12:53 AM
The sleuth nods. Hesitantly. It appears Cathode hasn't returned yet.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:53 AM
Well, I do not believe it would be wise to bring you into my room if Lady Bernkastel is also in there... For obvious reasons.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 12:54 AM
Mhm.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:54 AM
Did you not mention a- er, what did you call it?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 12:54 AM
The imaginary universe?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:54 AM
Yes, that!
Is that not private?
Maybe we could discuss your... murderous envies.
I would be greatly displeased to see Bernkastel be hurt, after all!
But you have yourself been quite the companion.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 12:55 AM
It's not so much private as much as... nobody has ever really bothered to go there except for me. I think there're certain areas of the theater you can access it with.
But I can access it... not instantly, but we can get there at the end of the phase, certainly.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:55 AM
Great!
...
Could-
Could you also bring the frog with us?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 12:56 AM
Yeah, I get your displeasure about not wanting to see Bernkastel hurt. It's a thing. I get it. The sleuth rubs his hat in discomfort.
Well. Lemme think.
Darn it, Max.
OK - so...
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 12:57 AM
He does have your ink!
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 12:57 AM
Yes, I am aware, I'm just trying to figure out how to make this work.
OK - in my past experiences, travellin' to the imaginary universe has happened like so.
You get either black out drunk or hopped up on sugar - either way, you're in a sense of delirium.
Then you put yourself into a state where you can't really sense much - that's why I went into the imagination fort back at the bar.
Dulled the senses, made it easier for my mind to come up with ideas and enter that universe. Harder to do that when you're prodded with ideas from every angle.
Even harder when you're bein' controlled by some voice who thinks he's playin' a game, mind.
But it's work.
So, you sit there - hopped up on whatever makes ya go in the darkness and you conceptualize.
And - as fucked up as this might sound - eventually, you just kinda go there. Astral projection or somethin' like that.
So, I'm thinkin' now. How would we make this work...?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:02 AM
Oh, easy!
I think.
I am already above spooks; fixed ideas, if you will.
I do not need any enhancements to focus on my mind when it is already very clear!
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:03 AM
Ah, you're like PI. He was always a good thinker. Was usually pretty good at getting and goin' when he was in his fort.
You're probably gonna need the coffee but you should be good as long as you hold my hand. Imaginary realm's a strange place.
Your little frog buddy, though...
Yeah.
He's gonna need both the caffeine and the fort.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:04 AM
Hm!
@Trainee Chef Are you an imaginative fellow?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Not to interject, but I haven't met you before...
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
He reminds me of Ace Dick - and that guy didn't have much imagination in him. Strong and charismatic as hell, but couldn't come up with an idea to save his life.
Ah.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
N-No…?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Sleuth - Problem Sleuth. Compensation, adequate.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Who are you, and what was the deal with that other voice, and all...?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Drat.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Ah, shit.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
We… discussed this the f-first time around in the Bar..(edited)
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
That was Cathode. He hangs around sometimes. He's like this... weird. Metanarrative thing?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Well! I suppose you will need some coffee, little frog.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
He thinks he's playin' an "objective game" or something.
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Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Hm...
Or!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Again that game terminology pops up...
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Is there anything that makes it easier for you to focus on things, frog?
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Huh?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Damn, where else have ya heard it?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Bernkastel, for one.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
...really, now?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Refers to this place as a 'gameboard'.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
I wish to bring you with me into the "imaginary world", after exiting my private room.
You are a quite pleasant presence, after all!
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Yeah, from what Cathode says; that seems to add up.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Oh.. and how would coffee h-help?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Helps ya conceptualize.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Well, maybe it is different for you.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Well… I did film someone d-drink coffee…
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Is there anything specific that helps you... focus?
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:08 AM
Do the films s-still work if a prop involved isn’t p-present?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:08 AM
I hope so!
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:08 AM
I'd imagine so.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:09 AM
Then.. that’d be my a-action.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:09 AM
Wunderbar!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:09 AM
I’m not sure if I’ll be able to h-help Bravocat then.
Depends on the f-fine print…
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:09 AM
Oh...
Hm.
Wait!
So... Hm. This Cathode is not back. Unfortunate.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:10 AM
Wait…
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:10 AM
But, Mr. Sleuth, if this plan were to be adequate to you, you would not harm Lady Bernkastel, right?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:10 AM
For this phase?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
Yes.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
...hm.
Sure.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
Lady Bernkastel still has my s-strings, right?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
Oh, she does.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
For one reason alone.
That little froggy has my ink, and I would love to have it.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
You think we c-could change the keyword?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
Hah!
That works for me.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
I'm still really not sure why you're adamant on injuring me.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
Hey, hey, hey.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
Maybe to s-something like “imaginative” or something of the sort?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
Don't shoot the messenger.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
I wouldn't question the whims of the ego, Lady Bernkastel.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
It's Cathode who wants to injure you, last I checked - not me.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
But, hey, if this works, you would be able to film our dear Bravocat, correct?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
And if what I'm hearin' in the back of my mind is right, he's questionin' if that's the right move to make.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:13 AM
I am asking, Miss Bernkastel, by the way.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Did.. you hear w-what I said?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Max?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Hm?
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Anyone really…
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Ah, I heard you, chef.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:14 AM
Change the k-keyword. Do you r-remember, Max?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:14 AM
Can't say I really know what all this string business is about, but all the better for you, I guess.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:14 AM
We can r-replace it with something b-better suited for the occasion…
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:14 AM
I remember.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:14 AM
Hm....
I do think my memory might be failing me here! I do apologize, little frog.
A lot has been on my mind.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:15 AM
What word did you end up with after that initial meeting, anyhow?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:16 AM
OH!
Right!
Right.
That first keyword was a test, mostly.
I can change it, yes!
"Imaginative" would be the perfect keyword, hah!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 01:17 AM
I d-didn’t actually get to see the keyword… only the result….
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:17 AM
Oh, but... I will need the strings back for this.
Lady Bernkastel, I do apologize but I am trying to make sure you do not get hurt yourself.
MysteryBotBOT24-Mar-22 01:17 AM
Max Stirner took Bernkastel's strings!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:18 AM
I haven't gotten a hold of these in quite a bit!
Oh, for context, Mr. Sleuth.
Whoever holds the strings can think of a keyword, which will affect the frog fellow in one way or another.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:19 AM
I see.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:19 AM
Couldn't you just... ignore what Cathode says?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:19 AM
Can't.
I tried.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:20 AM
And when was the last time you tried?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:20 AM
I literally made my own account to separate myself from him and now look where we are.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:20 AM
He's possessing the two of you at the same time now, isn't he?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:20 AM
I split him off into his own identity, but he still controls me.
Yeah.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:20 AM
Maybe controlling two people at once will have weakened his power.(edited)
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:21 AM
From what I understand, that isn't the facts.
He has trouble dealing with the load of managin' two characters sometimes, but...
Hell, he put it to me like this.
It's like one of you Witches and her pieces.
Sure, we have our own individual agendas, but that doesn't stop the Witch from tellin' the pieces what to do.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:22 AM
I see...
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
So many puppets on strings in this theatre.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
Well, in that case, do you know where this "Cathode" really lives?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
Bernkastel, if there is no threat from this Cathode person, could you record our dear Bravocat? I'm afraid my frog will now be busy.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
Ha. Well, from what I understand... well, actually. Hold on. Pasq is the one who can talk to him at the moment.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
(Bernkastel kills Cath irl lmao)
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
Pasq.
Pasq.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
What?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
("WHATS YOUR ADRESS")
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:24 AM
Ask Cathode where he is.
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Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:24 AM
Goddamn, really?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:24 AM
And who is this?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:24 AM
I mean, the man just went through a bit of an emotional moment, do you- oh hi.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:24 AM
Another pawn of this 'Cathode', from context clues, yes, but otherwise?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:24 AM
I'm Pasqualo, I was in a previous game, Cathode brought me back to serve as a character because he felt uncomfortable playing as himself.
He played a game with Death to do it - honestly, I kind of want to go back to France, but I can't do that until I'm dead.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:25 AM
So, it's not a matter of perception, then. This... IS a game. There's been others like it.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:26 AM
Oh yeah, there's been... ok - lemme ask him a couple of these questions, now.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:26 AM
Personally, I don't entirely believe it all.
But at the same time, this theatre is quite unhinged, so.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:26 AM
Of course there's been more like this.
A group of fellow witches, all working to create gameboards like this very one we're in, for the entertainment of eachother.
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 01:28 AM
Source?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:28 AM
She made it up, clearly.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:29 AM
It's just my pre-existing knowledge of their group.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:29 AM
OK. Bernkastel first.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:29 AM
You can choose to believe it, or you can just ignore it. Up to you.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:29 AM
...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:29 AM
First off - Cathode wants to say "Fuck you, Bernkastel."
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Second off - he says...
He is currently on a Discord server called Theatre of The Absurd. It is being run by two people - girlthulhu - who he calls Maia; and [ori4thewin].
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:30 AM
That barely sounds like an address!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:31 AM
I had meant his real life location. Or is he just not willing to share?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:31 AM
Sounds like something the British would say.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:31 AM
...I will not allow myself to be anyone's pawn. I, Kuro... Am in control. My will is my own. No one else's.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:31 AM
Let me ask.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:31 AM
(chat. he doesn't know)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:31 AM
(^clueless)
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 01:32 AM
Discord stopped existing it 2022 that's prepostorous
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Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:32 AM
That is the attitude I like!
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 01:32 AM
(clue/less)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:32 AM
I can confirm that he does in fact live in Britain.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:32 AM
Those damn British Liberals!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:33 AM
I see.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:34 AM
'Britain', 'Discord servers', 'girlthulhu' and '[ori4thewin]'? You are speaking complete and utter gibberish. The only part that makes any sense is 'Theatre of The Absurd'. It is a title for this place that I cannot dispute!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:34 AM
OK, let me ask him about this - because there's been some speculation about this, and I think he could give some insight. He sounds cranky, at the moment.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:34 AM
Can you tell Cathode that as a Witch I have more than plenty of time to scour Britain for him if he goes through with attempting to injure me on this gameboard? And that when I do find him, no miracle will be strong enough to save him?(edited)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:34 AM
I still think that my own theory is correct.
(bernkastel real)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:35 AM
(i am actually bernkastel in real life i can confirm)
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OmenBOT24-Mar-22 01:36 AM
I can't believe whatever past this is still contains Britain
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 01:36 AM
(Cringe!)
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OmenBOT24-Mar-22 01:36 AM
It's tragic how cruel the world was then
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:36 AM
Long story short - this theory is right, from a certain perspective.
Cathode is one of those very witches, and Discord is the platform he uses to create these gameboards - or objective games - on.
He wouldn't necessarily use those words himself, but...
Hm. I'll send the message.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 01:39 AM
Who are you sending these messages to? A man inside your head?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 01:40 AM
Not too far from the truth, Honest Abe. He's usually out in public, y'know - but recent events have caused him to retreat into a little area he likes to call "the vault".
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 01:41 AM
Hmm.. I'm afraid I do not follow. However, It does sound as if this man could use some help.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:42 AM
Message from Cathode, Bernkastel: "Fuck that bitch. We're separated by several layers of fantasy and reality, it's going to be incredibly difficult for her to find me."
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:42 AM
Ah.
It's 1:43 am in their time, right?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:43 AM
Yes.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
I'm unsure what is being accomplished here!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
Tell them it's not as many layers as they think.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
These two are attempting to elucidate the nature of the reality we are in.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
And that they might want to double-check their locks!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
I've heard this for so long already!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
...hm.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
Lady Bernkastel, you have not confirmed my interrogation.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
Hm?
Sorry, I wasn't paying much attention earlier.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
Would it be possible for you to record Bravocat, if this Cathode fellow does not threaten you anymore?
My little frog will be slightly busy!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:46 AM
I might be able to.
Also, how are you sending these messages to them anyways, Pasqualo?(edited)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:47 AM
He says two things:
One - He's checked something or someone called "Locke" twice over and apparently there's nothing wrong...? And then he realized what question you were asking him.
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So, onto answer number Two - He said he lives in the most domestic suburban peaceful neighborhood possible. Full of old people.
He knows what you look like in Reality, how the fuck are you going to break into a house?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:50 AM
Easily.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:52 AM
He says: OK, now that is actually somehow terrifying. How would you even manage that?
"The vault." I mean. I guess he's referring to the stagehands walking around? Like good old reliable @EarBot.
That's my best guess from past experiences in games like these.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:53 AM
Why should I give away my tactics that easily?
He'll know when the time comes.
You know, now that I think about it, too...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:55 AM
He says he'll tell you how well your trick will work in the morning.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:55 AM
From reading a summary of one of those past games, didn't you quite literally absorb God himself?
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Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:55 AM
Yeah, can't you see the watermark?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:55 AM
Surely that would be able to help in some way against him?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:55 AM
Oh yeah - well. That's the thing.
Being in France for so long drained my narrative relevance.
Back to Level 1, in a sense.
I got my cybernetic augs and that's it.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:56 AM
("God exists and he belongs to stock photo companies" - stirner I guess)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:56 AM
Apparently, the more relevant to the story I get, the more powerful I become.
Which... now that I think about it - may be one reason why Cathode was trying to kill you.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 01:57 AM
(bernkastel joins nuperopp and cathode as the third person ever to read objective games)
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BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:57 AM
What??
I really don't think I'm that "plot relevant".
I stabbed a single person on stage once and got it cleared up in the phase after.
That is the only noteworthy thing I've done here.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:58 AM
I mean, for as long as I've known the guy - the dude has wanted entertainment; and to him, being on center stage gives him that entertainment.
Yeah - but he hasn't been in the same areas as everybody else for most of this game.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:58 AM
Ah.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:59 AM
So of course you'd look plot relevant. He only has a vignette of what actually happened.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 01:59 AM
I still hope he finds a way to get center stage without trying to kill me.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 01:59 AM
I do think we can clear many things up once I am able to discuss privately with him!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 01:59 AM
I agree, Max.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 02:02 AM
Let's hope so.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 02:03 AM
Can we not already communicate to this fellow through these @EarBot stagehands?
Or can only the yellow-haired gentleman do that.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:04 AM
From what I understand, while only I can communicate to Cathode - the rest of you can communicate to the Game Masters through the @EarBot stagehands.
To put it in Bernkastel's terms, the Witches of this board - I think.
I'd assume it's those two he mentioned earlier - Maia and [ori4thewin].
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 02:06 AM
Hmm, this is the first I have heard mention of any "Game Masters", I do not like what this implies.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 02:07 AM
It's a good thing there's a way to easily communicate with them.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:07 AM
I agree with that. Better for there to be a way to communicate than there not to be.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 02:07 AM
I'm sure that's a very good tool that nobody would willingly lock themselves out of when hosting a gameboard like this.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 02:08 AM
I hear screaming from the back of my head for some reason.
I'm guessin' Cathode didn't like that.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 02:09 AM
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BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 02:11 AM
I had more ready, but I suppose I'll leave it at that for now.(edited)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 02:20 AM
I am simply here to watch a show, although I got roped into all of this acting stuff, but if this Cathode or anyone else requires my assistance I shall make an honest effort to help out.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 02:21 AM
I am here to make money and then leave.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 02:21 AM
You're an admirable man, Mr. Lincoln. I've never met you before, but... I've heard a lot of stories.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 02:32 AM
Much appreciated, sir. I hope I can live up to the advertising.
Ah, I just hope the main show starts soon.
Jay FinchBOT24-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Hey everybody! What'd I miss?
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:00 AM
A l-lot.
Jay FinchBOT24-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Yeahhhhh... I saw the performance!
It was... eh... violent
I think I'm kind of tired of these surprises
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:02 AM
You’re n-not the only one…
This is all an absolute waterfall of t-twists and turns…(edited)
Jay FinchBOT24-Mar-22 03:04 AM
I know right! Bravocat seemed so sincere after the first performance when he lit the whole damn place on fire, and then... and... holy shit
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:05 AM
What? He extinguished the fire like he said.
And put on another great show while he was at it.
Jay FinchBOT24-Mar-22 03:06 AM
People fucking died!
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:06 AM
I gotta admit, I love the bloodshed.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:06 AM
No one died, Finch.
Jay FinchBOT24-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Well it looked like they did
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Yeah, nobody died.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Hey, Pasq - mind explaining to the kid narrative relevance?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:07 AM
OK, so.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:07 AM
Wait-
This seems like a lot to just… d-drop on someone.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:07 AM
The showrunners seem perfectly fine! And Bravocat, too.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:08 AM
Well. I don't actually think it's relevant, sleuth - but it does bring to mind another thing.
Game Masters can enforce whatever they want on their own characters. They don't have to follow the rules of the system, and... let me ask Cathode something.
...huh.
That...
Every game I'm in, this one thing is different, huh.
Jay FinchBOT24-Mar-22 03:09 AM
Huh? I think I'm a little lost
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:09 AM
OK - well, there's no health system this game.
Basically - Nikola and Kurukuru being slaughtered like that?
Because it didn't carry any narrative weight, it didn't matter.
They can just get back up! It doesn't matter to the story that they got eviscerated, because as far as the world cares... it was all just a performance.
Jay FinchBOT24-Mar-22 03:11 AM
Wait... so like...
My mind is being blown, dude
This is a magic theatre?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:11 AM
To put it as simply as that?
Yeah.
The magic theater makes weird shit happen.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:12 AM
Theatre of the Absurd...
How am I supposed to plan if the rules of reality are so unclear?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:13 AM
I suppose you improvise.
Jay FinchBOT24-Mar-22 03:13 AM
It's... it's... it's just magic... nothing... it's not real?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Y'know, you gotta make new plans on the go.
Jay FinchBOT24-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Holy shit, am I not real?
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Well.
Hm. Not sure if I should tell you or Pasq should...
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:14 AM
Come on now!
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:14 AM
OK, Pasq - you tell him.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:14 AM
You feel real!
Therefore you are!
Don't be ridiculous.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:14 AM
So - of course, besides what Stirner said, because to some extent; we are all real people...
The actions you do are only as real as they matter to other people.
Jay FinchBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Okay...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:16 AM
I gotta ask - it's a hot question - how many people in this theatre other than those on this stage would actually care about the deaths of those two and the razing of this theatre?
There's a lot of people out there.
I imagine if you really... really... wanted them gone. Well. Needless to say, you'd probably need like. Everybody in the theatre. Or most of 'em.
Because those people down there in the audience?
Pasqualo points down towards the audience.
You might have noticed, you might have not - but they aren't real.
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Not as real as us.
We're real because we're actors - or are involved in the play in some way.
Be it a director, or cinematographer, or prop or set designer.
I'm the only one here who is exempt.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:19 AM
I’ll just say I d-don’t really want Nikola gone…
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:19 AM
And why am I exempt? Well. Easy question. I don't come from the theater. I come from the afterlife, and my narrative agency is realistically at least somewhat tied to that of Sleuth's over there.
I'm a loophole, not a clause.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:20 AM
I wanted them to pay, but now I want them to tell me what I want to know. That would be better recompense than any harm I can deal.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Then do it. I think Cath would probably say something like... "it's your story, you write the chapters."
Jay FinchBOT24-Mar-22 03:22 AM
I, wow
Gonna be honest didn't really get much of that, but it's... a lot...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:23 AM
Yeah. That's what Max has said in the past when Cath has dropped narrative info bombs on him.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:23 AM
Hmph. They merely prattled on about spoilers, as though my existence is just some story!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:24 AM
Ah, hello, Robbie.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:24 AM
Agh. That's just them trying to hide that they don't know what's going to happen next as much as we do!
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:24 AM
TALK ABOUT SOMETHING NORMAL PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND!
Jay FinchBOT24-Mar-22 03:24 AM
Yeah... I mean, shit, what, is it like we're all just characters dreamed up by a bunch of weirdos for their entertainment?
No, that doesn't make any sense
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:24 AM
I think we should talk about spooks!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:25 AM
No, they clearly know something. You didn't hear their words...
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:25 AM
I know things!
Everybody does!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:25 AM
I didn't. I can only theorize, Kuro.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:25 AM
Must you really needle me with semantics like this, Stirner?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:26 AM
I am simply trying to lighten the mood.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Yeah, Max. Everyone knows a lot.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:26 AM
It has been so - how may I put it, grey?
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Well, I sure do!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Unraveling this messy web has been a headache... But I will persist nonetheless. Who would I be, if I gave up merely because things became confusing?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Of course!
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
You'd be lazy!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Confusion is the first step to understanding!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Probably just the same person, without that same quality.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Which would be just fine and dandy!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
I do appreciate being lazy, actually.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
HA! GOOD MAN!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 AM
... Actually.
Don't you put a lot of effort into...
Not putting effort?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 AM
Yeah, huh.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 AM
What are you talking about?!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:29 AM
Perhaps not giving effort comes rather naturally to him.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:29 AM
That does take an awful lot of IMAGINATION.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:29 AM
You are clearly fascinated with the ideal of laziness!
The spook!
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:29 AM
What? Laziness doesn't spook me!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:30 AM
The- No, not that way!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Laziness is a spook, too? You must be exaggerating about how many things you consider spooks... Or is it about the idea of 'work ethic' or some such?
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:30 AM
I just want to kick back with a nice TV show on and eat some junk food!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Nonsense! Spooks are, as you could put them, fixed ideas in people's heads that dominate them in one way or another!(edited)
Spirits that haunt the mind.
I have to explain this MANY times!
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:31 AM
I swear, I'm the only darn one who gets it!
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:31 AM
I have no fixed idea of laziness! It's whatever I feel like doing at the time - or NOT doing, ha!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:31 AM
No, no, the frog gets it too.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:31 AM
Oh, the frog, too?
I wasn't aware.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:31 AM
I d-do?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:31 AM
Yes!
You understood my theory earlier, didn't you?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:32 AM
I think I've got it, relatively speaking, but it's been a while since I've spoken to Stirner.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:32 AM
Y-Yeah…? But that was just one time…
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:32 AM
Well!
Progress is progress.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:32 AM
Anyway! I don't have ANY trouble being lazy! I just need to stop OTHER people from being active, so that I can have some peace and quiet!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:32 AM
Things have gotten... complicated, in my absence haven't they?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:32 AM
To be quite frank, you were under another persona, so I do wonder how honest you were towards considering my... ideas.
Why not ignore them?
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:34 AM
YOU clearly haven't been in my lair when there are those good-for-nothing kids running around up above! NOTHING stops the noise!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:34 AM
....Have you tried... not building a lair under the ground?
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:34 AM
My lair is my lair! And I like it just where it is!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:34 AM
Fair enough!
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:34 AM
Besides, I'm too lazy to move!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:35 AM
I understand and respect your attitude!
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:35 AM
So the only way to get some peace and quiet is to make Lazy Town lazy again! And to do THAT, I have to kick Sportagoof out of Lazy Town, FOREVER!
Which, you see, is why I'm trying to catch a superhero!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Oh right, the liberals you told me about.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
I need the practice!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
A hero? I suppose you could consider us heroes of some sort.
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Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
(LIBERALS?)
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BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Though, others would disagree.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Oh yeah? You're a good guy? Like a real superhero?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
I never made an effort to hide my intellect, really. Klahadore was about as smart as I am, if lacking in proper cunning. The feelings I expressed about your philosophies were mostly what I assumed a person like Klahadore's would be. As for my feelings? I could relate to some of your sentiments.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:37 AM
Well, you've seen me perform my dear. I seek to cut the strings held by our puppetmasters yet have, questionable methods of a sort.
Would you think that heroic?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:37 AM
Haha! I knew someone couldn't be this devoted to a family for so little reasons!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:38 AM
Klahadore was misguided, for certain.
Willingly having strings put on myself? Perish the thought.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:39 AM
...No offense to my frog, I presume.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:39 AM
…
N-None taken!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:39 AM
Are you a willing recipient of your strings? Would you choose for them to be there?
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:40 AM
I d-don’t know.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:40 AM
No idea! I'm used to Sportaflop running around town "helping" people and giving them "healthy advice". You haven't fed anyone an apple recently, have you?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:40 AM
Can he eat with that mask on?
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:41 AM
I cannot say I've been handing about food, no.
I suppose you could say my role in this performance has a little moral ambiguity to it.
I believe it's an interesting place to reside!
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Not a good guy, or a bad guy? HMPH! There are way too many of you "morally grey" people running around! Pick a side already!(edited)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I simply do not believe in morality!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Oh believe me, plenty have.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:43 AM
...Mr. Rotten, as a curiosity, do you not see yourself as doing good, if you believe that laziness is so great?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:44 AM
If I'm seen as a villain, then so be it! It is more a matter of perspective than those that would use words like 'hero' and 'evil' would like to believe!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:47 AM
Stirner has a point about the subjectivity of this all. To most they are the hero of their own story!
Even you, Robbie.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:49 AM
Well, maybe I AM doing good! HA! Maybe I'm the REAL hero of Lazy Town! But I don't want people CALLING me a hero! Then they expect you to HELP them and be nice and - eugh - friendly!
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:49 AM
What is all this nonsense?
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:49 AM
If Sportaflop wants to be a hero, then he can have it! I like to be sneaky, and slimy, and shifty, and that's the way a true villain is!(edited)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:50 AM
Ah yes, the spirit of "heroism". I suppose I can understand your point of view then! Clearly, you are a struggling egoist of sorts, just like myself!
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:50 AM
How can one not believe in morality or heroes?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:50 AM
You still really like mentioning the ego or spooks whenever possible...
Still hasn't gotten boring yet?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:51 AM
I would have stopped if it had!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Philosophers like to talk a lot, it's sort of their role.(edited)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Besides, I must repeat myself many times for it to be understandable.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:53 AM
(if stirner loves ego so much why isn't he a lobotomy corporation fan hm???)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:53 AM
(even stirner wouldnt be a weeb)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:54 AM
(locke stirner is a catboy)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:54 AM
(actually he probably would and say being a weeb is a spook)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:54 AM
(im pretty sure its korean)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:54 AM
(why are we both playing black hair glasses men that're catboys)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:55 AM
(there's 4 cat related people here)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:55 AM
(why is kuro a catboy anyway)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:55 AM
(we have gathered)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:55 AM
(I’m a frog)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:55 AM
(ribbit)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:55 AM
(I’m Abraham Lincoln)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:56 AM
(gunshot in back of head noise)
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Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:56 AM
(Too soon )
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:56 AM
(what the fuck you cant just john wilkes booth abraham lincoln twice)
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Cathode has said that it has suddenly become very loud.
I heard a far off gunshot, too. Strange.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:57 AM
A g-g-gunshot..?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:57 AM
(not really elaborated on why he picked these weapons or anything like that lol)
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
He'll probably feel fit to come back tomorrow, I'd imagine.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
(showrunners really just said, "you know whats badass? CAT PAWS")(edited)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
(hey cathode Abraham Lincoln here to tell you you’re epic)
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Or... halfway through the phase - rather. His wording confuses me.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
(youre not abraham lincoln youre 404)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
(he's based)
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Mr. Lincoln, someone called 404 appears to be your imposter.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
(I’m not sure anymore)
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What?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:59 AM
(among us among us among us among us)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:59 AM
(based and abe pilled)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 03:59 AM
(I picked Kuro cuz I think his weapons n shit are sick as fuck so clearly they were right)
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BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 03:59 AM
(hey problem sleuth tell cathode that i did not see this bit coming at all but its weird and cool)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
(one piece fans in objective watching 1000 episodes for character research)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
(basically just co-written but less intrusive)
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
It's weird. I'm not too sure of it myself. Was mostly some mumbling in the back of my head, which usually means weird metanarrative stuff.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
(kuro's one of the first arcs really)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
What does that number mean? Was Robbie not my imposter?
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
Do you mean to say there is some kind of imposter among us?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
There appears to be an impostor among us, then.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
(I myself have only seen like 130 episodes iirc?)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
(FUCK YOU)
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
I believe that the impostor is suspicious.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(FUCK)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(BRINE I HATE YOU)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(AMOGUS)
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(brine I hate you for different reasons)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(why)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(Hey cathode 404 here to tell you your epic)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(if you bastards dont calm down im going to make bravocat put on the among us musical)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(do it)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(())
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(Hey cath I hope you’re enjoying co-written 2)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:02 AM
(hey cath i hope youre enjoying the among us musical)
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Pasqualo, a lot of people are telling Cathode nice things - can you relay them to him?
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:02 AM
(bravocar)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Done!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:02 AM
(hey cath can you send among us to brine)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:03 AM
(cathode is cool but i think the moral of the story this game is he should never be allowed near metanarratives again)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:03 AM
(this is funny actually)
(therefore you're wrong)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:03 AM
(as long as this doesnt get like, too much more intrustive im fine with this level of meta)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:03 AM
(oh how fast a phase can fall apart)
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BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:03 AM
(to be fair we have basically nothing to do in the meantime)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
(if you want something to do i can stab you again)
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
(watch how hard I can be depressed)
AAAAAA
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
(stabs clowder)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Cathode is saying that it will likely not get too much more meta than this. He has learned the lesson of subtlety from... whatever "co-written" was.(edited)
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Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
(hey guys check out this hot take)
Slavery is bad.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
(ah, thats good to hear)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
(do you think !do actions work in game channels)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Is it??
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
FROG.
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
What does max stirner think of that Abraham
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Excuse me?
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Huh..!
Why the yell..!?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Thoughts on slavery, Max?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
WHY AM I BEING QUESTIONED ON SLAVERY?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Slavery is pretty bad.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
WELL-
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Well, you're all about pulling strings and such.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
The scary man told me to
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
WHAT?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Slavery is bad.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
I am NOT about pulling strings!
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
I'm not that scary(edited)
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Prostitution is OK, but slavery is bad.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Then what was with the frog when we first met?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Well!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
I had the impression you simply enjoyed the process.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
I wanted to teach him about my philosophy!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Uhm… it was for my p-protection I think…
Oh and that too!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Besides, there is no such thing as bad.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Hm, perhaps I misjudged you then, my apologies.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
I strongly beg to differ on the latter.
(I don’t feel like googling Abe’s stance on prostitution but it probably wasn’t pro)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
The latter?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
THE LATTER?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
(LATTER MEANS LAST)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
OH WAIT
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
(404 please)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
You mean the former..?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
(I MISREAD
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
(lincoln evil arc)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
(EVIL ABRAHAM LINCOLN BE LIKE)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:08 AM
Uh UM FORMER YES
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:08 AM
(slavery was good actually I just did the emancipation proclamation and all to troll the south)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:08 AM
THAT is what I meant man I hate slavery
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:08 AM
Sounds a tad bit suspicious.
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:08 AM
Abe are you okay?
You're an American hero you can't say stuff like that
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:09 AM
YES I AM GREAT thanks for asking
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Anyways, I am against slavery, yes!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Well that's good to hear!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:09 AM
(do you know how hard it is to not bring up words like "good" or "bad" literally ever because those are spooks)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:09 AM
I’m.. also against s-slavery then..!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
...
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
I wonder if the blood ocean tastes good.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
Are you only against slavery because Stirner is?
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
Who knows? It might be fake.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
That would be disappointing.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
Wait am I s-supposed to like slavery..?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
You should know though, shouldn't you?
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
It looks like real blood
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
NO! YOU-
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
It's difficult to discern when it comes to such magical properties.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
WHAT IS YOUR OPINION?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
It seemed like some got in your mouth last phase.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
AH
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
UHH..
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
It only got on the mouth of my mask, dear.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
I D-DON’T KNOW!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
See? It's as though you still hold Trainee Chef's strings.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
IT'S NOT MY FAULT, ALRIGHT?
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
This is basically frog slavery
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
It takes TIME and EFFORT to get rid of those bad habits!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
Well.. he is holding my s-strings..
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
I still think I helped significantly!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
Right now…
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
That's not what it looked like!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Yes, I need those strings for later!
But-
I'm not enslaving the frog!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Well perhaps appearances can be deceiving.
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Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Y-Yeah..!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Even before you had the strings, it was still, you know, as though he were checking in. As he did when I chose what to call him?
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Well perhaps appearances can be deceiving.
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
What is under that mask then
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
You better not be.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
That is a mystery to the audience!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
De-spookification is a very hard process!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
And I wouldn't want to ruin the fun.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
Small steps!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
I thought I heard you spit some out, too.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
That might be the most ridiculous word I've ever heard. De-spookification?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:14 AM
It's not that ridiculous.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:15 AM
When you take down the decorations for a scary holiday, that's what I'd consider "de-spookification". It doesn't help that "spook" is such a goofy sounding word on its own.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:15 AM
Goofy?
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:15 AM
You have to tell the audience af some point or else it's just unfulfiling like Evangelion or something
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:15 AM
To my ears, yes.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:15 AM
I think it is a very SERIOUS word!
It evokes images of spirits from beyond!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:15 AM
I'm sorry, I'm unfamiliar with the performance you speak of.
And perhaps at some point the mystery shall be revealed... but now is not the time.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
Honestly, even just choosing a synonym, say, calling them "scares", would make more of an impact on me, I would think.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
I want to call them spooks.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
(jumpscares)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
He’s got you t-there.
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
As a ghost I find the term kind of rude
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
(JUMPSCARES)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
(SOCIETY IS A JUMPSCARE)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
(max stirner is constantly playing fnaf)
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:17 AM
(don't let stirner play FNAF)
(NO)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:17 AM
If Max wants to c-call them spooks… that’s fine!(edited)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:17 AM
(my joke bitch)
Frog!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:17 AM
(do you think max stirner would have a good scream when the animatronic fox leans in their door)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:17 AM
Language and words are a s-spook!
I think…
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:17 AM
We- we really need to talk about letting your opinions shine through.
Although I do agree!
Language is a spook!(edited)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:18 AM
Yay!
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:18 AM
(max stirner when he sees the fox(he isn't afraid of spooks))
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:18 AM
It's fine for him to call them spooks if he wants, but that won't stop people from calling it a ridiculous name.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:18 AM
((he is a furry))
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:18 AM
I think "childish" is how I would best sum up how the word "spook" sounds to me.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:18 AM
It sounds better in german.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:19 AM
Kuro I believe you already know his response to that.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:19 AM
Perhaps the effect of hearing it over and over is intensifying the effect.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:19 AM
Nonsense!
It isn't as if some people are going to use it as some sort of joke!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:19 AM
Is calling something childish a 'spook' too?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:19 AM
Indeed!
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Are children a spook?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Haha... I hate to break it to you, but many people do.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Omen seems to be some kind of ghost, does that make him a spook? Or does he perhaps create spooks, ha!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
No... children are not a spook, I am sorry to say.
No-
It isn't meant to be taken literally!
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
My morality is apparently... a spook...
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Spook
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BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Isn't literalness a spook?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Indeed!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:21 AM
It is kinda a fun word to s-say…
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 04:21 AM
Alright, I'm just gonna go sit over there for now - but... a warning to all the voices that seem to be going on in my head. I think Cathode is aware of you and he might start mentioning the things you say to the people here.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:21 AM
Aren't spooks a spook?
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Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:21 AM
But I have to work within the confines of language, my dear Bravocat!
I-
Hm.
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:21 AM
very evil sounding gravelySPOOK
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Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:21 AM
AAAA!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:22 AM
AAAA?
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:22 AM
While your philosophy is indeed confounding, I cannot say it is not entertaining!
How fitting you would come to the theatre.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:22 AM
LISTEN!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:22 AM
I mean, it is a basic property that a thing contains itself, so yes, spooks are a spook.(edited)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:22 AM
Spooks are spooks, yes.
Obviously!
But the point isn't simply to focus on them!
It is also to elevate your mind above them!
Instead of letting your fixed ideas control you!
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Again, how am I supposed to do that as a ghost?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Well I suppose this is one of the more reasonable things you have said
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Well, it seems like you haven't elevated your mind above spooks, considering how often you love to talk about them.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:23 AM
I HAVE!
IT'S-
You are misunderstanding!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Then why do you focus on them so much?
You mention spooks at every opportunity you get.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:24 AM
One must be aware of them to do such a thing!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:24 AM
Haha! I never knew philosophy could be so much fun!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:24 AM
It sounds to me like if the point isn't just to focus on them, you're doing a very poor job.(edited)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:24 AM
If I do not even realize what is and isn't a spook, I am at risk of letting my mind get dominated by such ideas!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:25 AM
("we should not allow spooks to hold our focus" "yet you just focused on them to say that statement! i am very intelligent.")
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:25 AM
(LOL)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:25 AM
(Lmao)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:26 AM
But are you not letting your mind be dominated by spooks, which is a spook in itself, constantly bringing them up and pointing them out every opportunity?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:26 AM
I can vary my words to describe them, if you wish, I suppose.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:27 AM
The spooks live rent free inside your head, some would say.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:27 AM
(this is what happens when you put max stirner and umineko in the same room)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:27 AM
(i learned how to argue about things i dont understand from the best source)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:28 AM
(you're lucky im not writing like stirner writes in his books otherwise i wouldnt be able to interact with anyone without killing them from sanity damage)
(why do 404's lines just hit like 100x funnier than anyone elses)
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Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:31 AM
(I blame Abe Lincoln)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:31 AM
(Because I’m the funny guy)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:31 AM
(That line is not funny with any other pfp)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:31 AM
(i dont even know dude do you know hard it is to try and think like stirner ive lost all my braincells already)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:32 AM
(i could tell)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:32 AM
(seriously like this is the funniest discord message i have ever seen i cannot tell you how long i was laughing at it)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:32 AM
I think it is..?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:33 AM
The ideal of honesty is, yes!
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:33 AM
(Keep talking about how funny I am so I can become stirner)(edited)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:33 AM
However, being "honest" is still something that is... observable, in a way.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:34 AM
(you can have a little ego feeding, as a treat)
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(stirner however deserves to starve to death)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:34 AM
Perhaps instead of always looking out for spooks you should start looking for some bitches.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:35 AM
I don't feel like having bitches, right now.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:35 AM
Hey! That kind of language doesn't belong on the stage!
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:35 AM
(ego???? )
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:35 AM
Actually, has anyone swore at all during this performance prior?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:36 AM
That Cathode had quite a few in their responses earlier.
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:36 AM
Oh yes that... strange, thing going around.
I'm still not quite sure what the full story is with that, but I don't think it's too important.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:36 AM
I have swore before!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:36 AM
I'll use whatever language I want on the stage.
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:37 AM
Im like 30 probably I can say fuck
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:37 AM
I don't see the point of restricting my language when this entire theatre is clearly full of bullshit!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:37 AM
If anyone in the audience has a complaint they can take it to me.
And get promptly met with an axe through their body.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:37 AM
Not even me..?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:37 AM
I-
EXCUSE ME?
...Do you know what that word means?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:37 AM
You’re bitches?
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Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:38 AM
Like.. friend..?
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:38 AM
Hm, I suppose I should've remembered that the best way to make people do something is to ask them not to.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:38 AM
...
I-
Do I-
Should I explain?
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
Am I.. not your friend..?
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
Are you sure he was old enough to drink?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
No- NO! You are a good friend!
Drink? Have you been giving him alcohol?
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
I’ve been given a-alcohol?
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
No! Don't you remember? It came up when you talked about bringing him to the bar.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
Oh.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
Oh..!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:40 AM
Well, he didn't touch any.
He just cooked.
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BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:40 AM
Do drinking ages count as a spook?
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:40 AM
Yeah.
Emet-SelchBOT24-Mar-22 04:40 AM
Ill have you know twitter loves me and i get a lot of bitches
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:40 AM
...Little frog, how old are you?
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:40 AM
Uhhhhhh
Uhm….
I… don’t… know?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:41 AM
...Well!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:41 AM
Alright, I believe somebody needs to explain this to Trainee Chef or it will just be very confused.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:41 AM
I am NOT explaining "bitches" to my frog!
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:41 AM
Frog, when two people love eachother very very much they will do unspeakable things to one another and the one who is in control will call the other one of their "bitches."
Does that clear things up at all?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:41 AM
(i hate you locke)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:41 AM
W-
WhaT..?
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:42 AM
I havent felt the touch of a woman in many yearsIn other words, no bitches
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:42 AM
(im not taking this roleplay seriously at all anymore we can try again tomorrow)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:42 AM
It doesn't have to be women!
Gender is a spook.
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:42 AM
Yes I know but I'm heterosexual
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:42 AM
Stirner is still very clearly in a dress.
Emet-SelchBOT24-Mar-22 04:43 AM
(Gonna be honest i just hopped in for the one line because of the absolutely absurd amount of emetfuckers i see on a daily basis)
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Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:43 AM
Not really.. But maybe it’s for the b-best I don’t know any more…
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:43 AM
I'm glad we agree!
Now can we please move on to something more productive?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:43 AM
The one in control you sure this isn’t slavery⁉️
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:44 AM
(oh my GOD)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 04:44 AM
(I CANT
(IM FUCKING DYING)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:44 AM
Abe, do you get bitches?
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:44 AM
L-Look at him…
Of course he d-does.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:45 AM
WH-
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:45 AM
I have a wife
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:45 AM
I used to have one too!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:45 AM
What happened to h-her?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:45 AM
Divorce!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:45 AM
Ah…
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:46 AM
She called me a "sly man".
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:46 AM
S-Sorry if that’s a touchy s-subject…
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:46 AM
It isn't.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:46 AM
You weren’t honest enough for her then it seems.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:47 AM
Nonsense!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 04:47 AM
Huh? Max is one of the most honest people I k-know!
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:48 AM
Unfortunately I may have to agree with that, frog. He seems to love speaking his mind.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:48 AM
Indeed!
I am glad you see that, Mr. Lincoln.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:49 AM
What I can’t see however is your opposition to basic morality.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:49 AM
I am not opposed to it, per say.
I simply acknowledge it as a construct, a fixed idea.
And therefore it holds no power over me!
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:50 AM
…I’m afraid I don’t follow.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:50 AM
Well, you see, those morals, many people like to follow them religiously, to the point where they abandon their own selves in that pursuit of "morality".
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:50 AM
So you simply just… don’t subscribe to morals because you don’t have to?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:51 AM
Because I believe it would subjugate my ego!
Me, as an individual!
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:52 AM
A person is nothing without their morals! You are limiting yourself to a hollow existence.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:53 AM
On the contrary!
I am rejecting everything that isn't me.
It makes the pursuits of the satisfaction of my ego easier.
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:54 AM
He talked to me about this quite a bit
It's not the worst idea, perhaps
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:55 AM
It sounds like… excuses to me. Why do you value yourself so highly, sir?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:56 AM
Because everybody values their selves highly, in the end!
"Humanity" and people all around are egoists!
You are at the head of a country, yes?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:56 AM
Correct.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:57 AM
Would you not say that the highest priority for it is to preserve it's "greatness", to make sure that it stays running, for its own sake?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:58 AM
Why can both not be prioritized?
(Ok welp)
(I read that wrong)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 05:00 AM
(mr president you are clearly illiterate)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 05:00 AM
(wtf i literally read it wrong too after seeing 404 say they read it wrong)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 05:00 AM
Yes, I suppose.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 05:00 AM
Is that not in and of itself an egoist goal, for the country?
As it only seeks self-preservation!
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 05:01 AM
Not necessarily.
In order to preserve one’s “greatness” as you say, a country must also seek improvement, not just to itself but to the quality of lives of the people.
No FaceBOT24-Mar-22 05:05 AM
(pretty sure lincoln owned slaves)
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Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 05:06 AM
(it's okay this is 404 lincoln)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 05:06 AM
(404 lincoln is way more based)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 05:06 AM
(404 lincoln listens to weezer)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 05:07 AM
You make it seem so selfish, but I believe that a group of people working together to better their lives and the lives of others is something truly special.
(Did he?)
(I don’t think so)
Can confirm
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 05:09 AM
(i would continue but i am tired i will sleep lol)
(too much stirner)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 05:09 AM
(To much Abe for today too ngl)
(He didn’t )
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 05:11 AM
(LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO)
(abraham lincoln is NOT racist except i think he still was a little bit but at least he wasnt slavery racist)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 05:12 AM
cut me some slack it was 200 years ago
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 05:13 AM
(true i bet if lincoln grew up in a less universally racist climate he would have been extremely based)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 05:52 AM
//i was doing my best reading all the messages but I failed
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 06:08 AM
(If you want to keep any remnants of sanity I recommend against it)(edited)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 06:19 AM
(thought I'd read up on whatever buffoonery went down while I was gone)
(might be thinking of hamilton lol)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 06:23 AM
//yeah but now i dunno what happened all i know is yall wanna destroy the mask's key
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 06:30 AM
(you can just have it be an in-character thing that you weren't paying attention and ask for an explanation)
(though the characters might have a hard time summarizing what all just went down; there was a lot of out of character talk too)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 06:41 AM
//yea
Emet-SelchBOT24-Mar-22 06:47 AM
(Lincoln didnt own slaves, but his vice president did. So you might be thinking of that)
No FaceBOT24-Mar-22 06:47 AM
(ah alright)
Emet-SelchBOT24-Mar-22 06:48 AM
(I had to look it up cause i was curious myself after you said something lmao)
No FaceBOT24-Mar-22 06:58 AM
(I had looked it up too and was reminded what I was probably thinking of at the time which i remember learning in history class, which is that lincoln was technically not full anti-slavery but moreso "no more slavery than necessary" and was slow to actually make slavery not a thing anymore)
Emet-SelchBOT24-Mar-22 07:02 AM
(Yeah given the time period he grew up in thats not suprising tbh)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:01 PM
[There's the noise of footsteps in the air, before what sounds like a wheeled chair scooting forward.]
[ugh]
[ok so]
[im back]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:01 PM
HI BACK!
HA HA HA!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:02 PM
[damn, no punchline? i was expecting an "im rotten" or something]
[anyways, let me see what i've missed out on... apparently, this phase is longer than usual]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:03 PM
You BUFFOON, that WAS the punchline!
I'm too lazy to make a two-stage joke!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:04 PM
[of course you are! how could i have not seen that]
[so, i just want to confirm what pasqualo and sleuth have been saying - uh. there's a bunch of other... voices in the server or ghost space or whatever you want to call it, but im like the only one thats important because i can speak to y'all]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:07 PM
Being able to talk to me doesn't make you important! What WOULD is if you were able to talk to me without BORING me to death!
HA!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:07 PM
[im gonna be real i still dont trust bernkastel but at this point its to the extent that i dont trust most people here, which means all in all its relatively normal now]
[eh, well thats what these two guys are for. i wasnt expecting to take as large a role in this as i did]
[so, i think at this point i should probably tie up some loose threads. i said i was going to try and become a member of the staff, yes? to put it bluntly in my terms - i could become an npc, but i cant be a gm. i can be a janitor, but i cant be a showrunner. and honestly, what's the point in that?]
[the gms did say there were a few reasons why i couldnt become a gm, but they didnt make it clear as to what that was. something funky might be going on, i dunno]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:12 PM
Hmm... less work?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:13 PM
[well, being an actor instead of a showrunner is definitely the lazier thing to do, id agree]
[its less work for them too, id imagine]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:13 PM
If you're an actor, you can even play someone who just sits around! You're "working", WHILE being lazy! It's genius!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:13 PM
[exactly!]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:13 PM
I'd do it, if I didn't have a superhero to catch...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:22 PM
[hmmm, looking back at what's been said... i wish to let everybody know that i was planning on using phanto's key to kill bernkastel. given sleuth's law of object duality, the strange key would probably turn into some kind of potent weapon. of course, since i'm no longer planning on doing this - there's not really any narrative weight behind the idea. there's no conflict, no drama. no stakes.]
[and im guessing that if you want to break free of this theatre... that's something you might want to have? im taking wild stabs here]
[gender norms are indeed a spook]
[ah shit. stirner, i want to let you know im down for your plan - but im probably going to have to leave pasq here. sleuth, you're not gonna like this but im gonna need to get in your head next phase]
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 02:25 PM
Aw shit.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:26 PM
[it's one phase, you're gonna have to deal with it]
[besides, you deserve it for this snipe]
[that'd probably work, but as a warning... uh... well]
[imagination does weird shit.]
[extremely weird metanarrative shit, at least if you push it hard]
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Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:27 PM
Uhh.. you got a better word t-then?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:28 PM
[no, no. its perfect, but]
[just like]
[im just saying - know what you're getting into. im pretty sure stirner does, but i dont think you do. so im gearing you up beforehand, because with imagination a lot of things could happen]
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:29 PM
Alright…
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 02:29 PM
I think your group of witches should look into banning metanarratives from your gameboards.
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Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:29 PM
[oh trust me, we tried]
[we literally got an overpowered oc to destroy the concept of metanarratives and it came back]
[i guess narrative concepts are difficult to just kill off like that]
[at least without a LOT of work]
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:30 PM
Oh… by the way… what’s the i-ink for?
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:31 PM
Ooh, is it invisible ink? For writing sneaky secret messages?!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:32 PM
[this is accurate enough]
[...problem sleuth has a secret technique]
[its called SEPULCHRITUDE]
[it can only be used if he has the ink, and under very specific timing]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:33 PM
Sometimes I use it to pass secret codes to myself! One time I sent myself a secret letter, and when I decoded it, it read: ROBBIE ROTTEN IS THE BEST!
HA HA HA!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:34 PM
[needless to say, robbie's not too far off the truth. it is meant for writing messages. there's a lot more to it than that, but - yeah, that's one purpose of the ink]
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:34 PM
And uhm… say someone had uh… p-put a tiny bit of that ink in their mouth… would anything b-bad happen..?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:34 PM
[well uh]
[let me ask you this]
[what do you think would happen if you put a bullet in your mouth]
[because thats what you did]
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:36 PM
Uh… I d-don’t know…?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:36 PM
[well, i guess we'll find out when the time comes]
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:37 PM
Depends on how f-fast you put the bullet in…
Not r-reassuring…
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:38 PM
[shouldnt have put raw charisma in your mouth, then]
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:38 PM
I just.. uh.. t-thought it was s-squid ink..!
For like… f-food..!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 02:38 PM
You spit it out right away, didn't you?
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:39 PM
Y-Yeah? I t-think so….
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:39 PM
[oh, it is squid ink - but when sepulchritude activates; it turns into this like... green energy]
[its weird]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:39 PM
HA! You're playing a dangerous game now, frog!
A real SQUID GAME!!
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Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
I'm sure you'll be fine, my frog fellow!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
[yeah im sure as long as you spit it out you're probably good]
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
...He swallowed it a few phases ago.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
[...ah fuck]
[well that isnt good]
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
Uh…
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
He did?
He just tasted a bit of it, in the lobby.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
Give him some REALLY BAD FOOD! Then he'll throw it all up!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 02:41 PM
And it looked like he spit it out.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:41 PM
It was so long a-ago..
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 02:41 PM
Unless he had some more at some point... but I'm not sure why the froggy would do that.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:41 PM
What do you think of my master plot?! Better safe than sorry, eh? Ha ha!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:41 PM
T-T-That was the only time..!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:41 PM
Oh, you DID spit it out, didn't you?
It should be fine!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:42 PM
[hm. must have been a bad memory, eh, max]
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:42 PM
I did..? I d-don’t know anymore..!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:42 PM
I'm not quite sure, but I was assuming if you only did it for the taste, you would have no reason to swallow it!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:42 PM
[in either case - im not sure if this is something that'll end up being narratively relevant.]
[its worrying, kind of]
[hopefully it wont be]
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:43 PM
It should be fine!
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:44 PM
That's true! If you leave a problem be, nine times out of ten it goes away!
The one time out of ten it doesn't, you just have to conduct a villainous plot to get rid of it!(edited)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:46 PM
It’ll… I’ll be f-fine.. probably…
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:46 PM
[so, about this...]
[yeah, one of the voices was claiming to be abraham lincoln. one was claiming to be a frog. the frog voice made a very loud gunshot sound. also something about kuro being a... catboy?]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:47 PM
Voices?! But Abraham Lincoln's RIGHT THERE!
So's the frog!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:48 PM
[and now they're just saying "hi cath i hope you're enjoying co-written 2" "hi cath i hope you're enjoying the among us musical"]
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:48 PM
Frog, have you been trying to assassinate Abraham Lincoln?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:49 PM
["cathode should never be let near metanarratives again"]
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 02:49 PM
N-N-No..!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:49 PM
[the moment abe mentioned his thoughts about slavery the voices started getting really loud and calling him out]
[apparently they have strong thoughts about abraham lincoln]
[as sleuth said, one was an impostor]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:50 PM
See, THIS is why I wanted to disguise myself as him to make a proclamation! Everybody knows him!
If they thought I was the President, they'd listen to what I SAY!
Now if I can't catch the Humorousman with this mech, I'll have to think up a new disguise...
I wonder what it will be?!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:52 PM
[ok im checking up on the rest of this. apparently the voices believe that the word "spook" should be replaced with "jumpscare". theres arguments about him playing a game called five nights at freddy's, which i have heard of. its a scary game]
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:52 PM
...Jump scare?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:52 PM
[like a sudden spook]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:52 PM
Game? It's not like a SPORT, is it?!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:52 PM
Not every game is a sport, Mr. Rotten!
Have you ever played chess?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:53 PM
[surprisingly, from what i hear, its a game where you kind of just sit there in a chair and watch cameras. so youd love it probably]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 02:53 PM
Once!
OH! That sounds GREAT!
Maybe I should invent a game like that and introduce it to those kids... if they could play their games WHILE being lazy, Sportacus would NEVER be able to get them to be active AGAIN!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:54 PM
A game like that could be interesting, I suppose.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:55 PM
[that does sound interesting]
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 02:56 PM
Excuse me?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:56 PM
[the voice claiming to be you was that 404 guy sleuth mentioned]
[apparently he likes weezer?]
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 02:57 PM
What is weezer?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:57 PM
[hold on, let me get the wikipedia article]
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:57 PM
I think it is when you, "wheeze"?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 02:57 PM
Sorry, I still do not have a grasp on what is occuring.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 02:57 PM
[according to wikipedia]
[Weezer is an American rock band formed in Los Angeles, California, in 1992. Since 2001, the band has consisted of Rivers Cuomo (lead vocals, lead guitar, keyboards), Patrick Wilson (drums, percussion, backing vocals), Brian Bell (rhythm guitar, backing vocals, keyboards), and Scott Shriner (bass, backing vocals, keyboards).]
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 02:58 PM
No way weezer...
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:59 PM
Oh, music?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 02:59 PM
I uh... I still don't really understand.
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 02:59 PM
I haven't been paying much attention, I heard "no conflict" and thought "yay" and went back to thinking about fanfic ideas
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:59 PM
What about this "rock" thing?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 02:59 PM
(MAN I LOVE WEEZER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 02:59 PM
Do they bang rocks together for music?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:00 PM
It appears the future is dark for music.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:00 PM
[the voice is currently screaming about how much it loves weezer]
[good job]
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:01 PM
Strange....
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:01 PM
[its after your time]
[the generations after you love it]
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:01 PM
it's just what the genre is called, they don't bang rocks together
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:03 PM
So what do they bang together?
(regret)
(What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
But you know I'm yours
(Ooh ooh) And I know you're mine
(Ooh ooh) And that's for all of time
Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:03 PM
(live weezer performance by 404)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:03 PM
Do you not know what an instrument is
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:04 PM
Of course I do.
(Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian
And you know I'm yours)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:04 PM
Well yeah they play regular instruments
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:04 PM
(it's too late we can't stop him)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
//I've never heard a weezer song
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
(death.)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
//And I think that fact will piss some people off so I'm not gonna
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
(the weezer judgement)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
(i am going to force you to listen to weezer at gun point)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
//it's the same as if someone said they haven't seen starwars its like so bafling to some
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
( a metaphorical gun)
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:06 PM
[ok so he literally just started singing weezer]
[im]
Get out of my head. Not now, later.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:06 PM
Who?
((Ooh ooh) And I know you're mine
(Ooh ooh) And that's for all of time
Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
Bang bang knockin' on the door)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:06 PM
[him]
[YEAH]
[the 404 imposter guy]
[who likes weezer]
[is singing weezer constantly at the moment]
[i can repeat what he is singing to you]
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
....in your head?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
[in my head yes]
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
There is a man singing rocks music.
In your head.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
[yes]
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
Please do not repeat what he is singing to us.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
(Please spare us)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
(Another bang bang get down on the floor
Oh no, what do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe
I can't run and I can't kick
Whatsa matter babe, are you feelin' sick?
Whatsa matter, whatsa matter, whatsa matter you?
Whatsa matter, babe, are you feelin' blue?
Oh
And that's for all of time)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:08 PM
(HOW MANY LYRICS DOES WEEZER HAVE)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:08 PM
[i will respect your wishes stirner]
[oh my god its just the same song]
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:09 PM
What song?
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:09 PM
its funny how you could just be making all this up
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:09 PM
Is there a doctor around perchance?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:09 PM
Once again, I have no reason to doubt him, considering everything else I have seen today.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
Perhaps he may need some kind of evaluation.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
[ok i think]
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
(And that's for all of time
Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that
I don't care 'bout that)
(END)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
[oh goddamn it]
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
//he did not stop
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
[OH HES DONE]
[HE FINISHED?]
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
(ok time for surf wax america)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
[oh goddamnit]
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
//uh oh
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:11 PM
Is he done or-
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:11 PM
[i]
[he said he was gonna do a song called surf wax america but]
[hes silent]
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:12 PM
(The sea is foamin' like a bottle of beer
The wave is comin but I ain't gonna fear
I'm waxin' down so that I'll go real fast
I'm waxin' down because it's really a blast
I'm goin' surfin 'cause I don't like your face
I'm bailin' out because I hate the race
Of rats that run round and round in the maze
I'm goin' surfin', I'm goin' surfin')
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:12 PM
[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:12 PM
(HAHAHAA)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:12 PM
(i can't)
(please we have more than 24 hours of this)
(this is going to kill us)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:13 PM
(夜を渡り
逝く月に
潮は高く満ちて
うみねこのなく聲は
不穏の雲を招く)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:13 PM
(GOD DAMNIT)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:14 PM
//now I don't even understand!
//oh its umineko
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:14 PM
(what 48 hour phases does to a mfer)(edited)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:14 PM
//best plugin ever i can just translate messages(edited)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:14 PM
[i]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
(by kendrick?)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
(google translate in da corner)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
[now there's a japanese song being played in my head?]
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
(YOU TAKE YOUR CAR TO WORK
I'LL TAKE MY BOARD
AND WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF FUEL
I'M STILL AFLOAT)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
[other people are saying its from umineko]
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
Hell yeah...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
[OH GOD 5 PEOPLE ARE PLAYING SONGS AT ONCE]
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
(黄金色の呪いと
遺されし言葉と
ひめやかな微笑みは
紅に滲む)
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
STOP NARRATING ALL THE MADE UP STUFF YOU'RE HEARING! I DON'T CARE!
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
I'm starting to get concerned.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
IT'S NOT REAL!
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
(My buddies and their honeys all come along
They seem invincible as they surf along
The sea is rollin' like a thousand pound keg
We're goin' surfin', we're goin' surfin')
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
Japanese! I know that word!
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
Wooow
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
[well maybe the people in my head should STOP SINGING]
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
I'd think I'M the one going crazy for hearing that voice in the first place, if everyone else wasn't hearing it too!
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
(no)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
(skill issue)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
//no, if opera opens I will add to the chaos
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:17 PM
(閉ざされた眸で
何を求めてる
壊れたその欠片を
集めてみても)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:17 PM
(objective bitches when they have to wait a bit more than usual)
1
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:17 PM
Look, I of all people understand being annoyed at people making noise! So either become a villain and stop them, or admit they aren't real and stop bothering ME!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:17 PM
I do like that attitude.
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:18 PM
//Oh lullaby
Don't stop until I fall in flames
Stay with, stay with me
Until the end of time
So carry on, love the subhuman self
Time goes on, lasting road
I left my regret
So carry on, love the subhuman self
Time goes on, lasting road
I feel a touch of moonlight
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:18 PM
(ahem)
(YOU TAKE YOUR CAR TO WORK
I'LL TAKE MY BOARD
AND WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF FUEL
I'M STILL AFLOAT
YOU TAKE YOUR CAR TO WORK
I'LL TAKE MY BOARD
AND WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF FUEL
I'M STILL AFLOAT)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:19 PM
(this is going to be one hell of a phase to read back on)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:19 PM
//I swept you off your feet (she told me)
We know deep down, there's no way
Throwing rocks into the lake (the bees' knees)
How do we look (letdown)
Oh lullaby
Don't stop until I fall in flames
Stay with, stay with mе
Until the end of time
So carry on, lovе the subhuman self
Time goes on, lasting road
I left my regret
So carry on, love the subhuman self
Time goes on, lasting road
I feel a touch of moonlight
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:19 PM
(触れた指を
零れる
君に届かない
飾られた虚実
愛がなければ視えない)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:19 PM
(PLEASE)
(AARRGGGHHHH)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:19 PM
(dont worry we can just blame cathode for everything )
(i take the blame for all of my parts im not a coward)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:20 PM
(for the cathode experience i am currently listening to surf wax american and the umineko opening at the same time)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:20 PM
Are- Are you alright, Cathode?
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:20 PM
(i will do the same)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:21 PM
Geez I heard weezer is good why are you screaming
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:21 PM
(oh wait now i need to add love the subhuman self at the same time)
1
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:21 PM
Frankly, I'm not quite sure I understand all that's happening!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:22 PM
[there is]
[five different voices]
[in my head]
[singing different songs]
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:22 PM
(All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold
I never thought it'd come to this
Now I can never go home
All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold
I never thought it'd come to this
Now I can never go home)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:22 PM
[help.]
1
1
1
1
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:23 PM
Have you tried earplugs?
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:23 PM
//OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LULLABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DON'T STOP EVEN IN THE DEEEEPEST DREAMS
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:24 PM
I'm not hearing anything, myself.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:24 PM
Sounds like needs something more like a lobotomy.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:24 PM
[i wish i could but then i wouldnt be able to speak]
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:24 PM
Tough decision!
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:24 PM
[why do i keep on going over to SLEUTH come on cath get yourself together ugh]
[it is a very tough decision]
[i believe]
[i will leave for now]
[you hear footsteps walking away again. cath is so done with this weezer bullshit]
1
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:25 PM
(You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat
All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold
I never thought it'd come to this
Now I can never go home)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:25 PM
(no more weezer)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:25 PM
He's gone!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:25 PM
(weezer is banned)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
I wonder if this "weezer" is one of your spooks.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
I'll be honest, I have no idea.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
I think Cath's haunted by a ton of "spooks."
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
It sounds like it could be real?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
Am I one of them?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
To put it bluntly, I think these spooks aren't actually spooks though.
They're his fellow witches, taunting him.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
(every single objective player lives rent free in cathodes head this is now canon)
Nikola OrsinovBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 PM
(what the FUCK is going on here)
1
1
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 PM
(You take your car to work
I'll take my board
And when you're out of fuel
I'm still afloat
You take your car, I'll take my board
You take your car, I'll take my board
Let's go)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 PM
(weezer)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 PM
(END)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 PM
TRUE
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:27 PM
What are you saying "True" to?
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
//FUCK
I..... I don't... know???
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
The purple one has gone crazy aswell...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
Yeah, I don't get it.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
(it's too late liv)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
//An off-season Swallow, so that's me
Non-stop love song
I will follow you wherever you go
I can’t wait to catch up
Before the sun sleeps
Not if you're short of breath
I'm the disaster of passion
Nikola OrsinovBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
The audience are booing at you all. They hate Weezer!
2
2
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
Perhaps it is contagious?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
(WHAT THE FUCK)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
(FUCK YOU AUDIENCE)
1
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
//PFFFFFFFFHTAHGAHFGHAAHA(edited)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
A-are you ok?
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
//DUDE PLEASE
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
Did you become the Joker?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
No, I think she is-
She's-
She's wheezing!
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
Oh dear!
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
I just found the audience booing funny is all!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
Weezering, even.
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
I don't see any rocks!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
Maybe this is what weezer is!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
Maybe the true Weezer was inside us all along?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:30 PM
I don't want Weezer inside of me.
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:30 PM
wink wink
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:30 PM
I will pass aswell.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:31 PM
アモングアス
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:31 PM
I do not speak this language.
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:32 PM
N-Neither do I…
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:32 PM
who's among us?
1
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:32 PM
Wait, hold on. Let me use my really bad Google Translate japanese skills.
"Amonguasu"? ...I don't get it.
What's "Among Us"?
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:33 PM
vine thud sound effect
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:33 PM
君は
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:33 PM
stop speaking in riddles
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:33 PM
Zoe, that is as incomprehensible to my ears as Japanese!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:33 PM
"Kimi wa"...?
Let me try and combine these...
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
Oh...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
Oh.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
Is this about this "Among Us Musical"?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
I am among us?
Well, yeah. I guess.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
YOU'RE AMONG US?
1
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
We're all in a group together.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
(i think the gms should nuke this area)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:35 PM
Zoe attempts to immitate the thud sound effect with her..... multiple.. lips
5 seconds · Clipped by 404 · Original video "Lifelike Animatronic Abraham Lincoln!" by Adam Savage’s Tested
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:45 PM
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:47 PM
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:48 PM
Anyways where were we
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:48 PM
guys you're projecting images into my mind and citing out links even though abe you probably don't know what YOUTUBE IS
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:49 PM
I wouldn't question it, frankly.
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:49 PM
My head hurts..........
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:49 PM
Want me to stab you somewhere to balance it out?
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:49 PM
Not now.....
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:49 PM
i reccomend aiming for the brain
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 03:49 PM
You want me dead?!
Too bad, you can't kill me...(edited)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:50 PM
No but you seem to be in some mental distress
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:50 PM
Who wouldn’t be in mental d-distress after this…(edited)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:50 PM
(I know someone who followed this advice!)
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 03:51 PM
(guys he doesn't know)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 03:51 PM
(john wilk booth ba dum ts ill be here all week)
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Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:51 PM
You should take a breather, little frog!(edited)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:51 PM
It’s.. h-hard to here..
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:52 PM
Fair enough.
You could always try to shut out the noise!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:52 PM
Me.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:52 PM
ME!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:52 PM
I'm not in any mental distress.
This has been quite fun, in fact. A good distraction from all the boredom.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:53 PM
That's EXACTLY why you should help me!
Once I've cleaned up this place of superheroes, we can FINALLY relax and have some peace and quiet!
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 03:53 PM
I’m b-busy though…
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:54 PM
Maybe later, Mr. Rotten!
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 03:54 PM
HRMPH!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 03:57 PM
I've not been dealing with any distress, myself.
I think, Sleuth, on the other hand...
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 03:58 PM
I have literally been to purgatory, the realm of the mind, and back. And now I'm going to be presumably going on another journey there.
It wears on you emotionally.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 03:58 PM
Purgatory isn't so bad once you get used to it.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 03:58 PM
You have been drinking a lot of alcohol.
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 03:59 PM
If only there was an actual therapist here
Nikola OrsinovBOT24-Mar-22 04:00 PM
I've heard the deer is pretty good at listening!
...not to me, though.
Insubordinate thing.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 PM
Deer?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:01 PM
I don't think you're actually even in this area, Nikola.
Are you astral projecting yourself?(edited)
Nikola OrsinovBOT24-Mar-22 04:02 PM
I'm shouting from the director's box.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:02 PM
Oh!
Orion, right?
I only saw him once.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:02 PM
Still off the table for me to go up there?
Nikola OrsinovBOT24-Mar-22 04:02 PM
Yep!
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:02 PM
What about me?
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 04:03 PM
I wanna go to the director's box just because I might be the first person to explore the whole ma- theatre!(edited)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 04:03 PM
Can't I get a VIP seat or something
Nikola OrsinovBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 PM
Mr President, although you are an important guest, I'm afraid I care not for authority figures!
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 PM
Death is a respectable host, but... y'know. It's the constant travelling without so many people. I had enough of the social isolation back in my office, y'know.
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 PM
I haven't even seen this deer
Nikola OrsinovBOT24-Mar-22 04:04 PM
I believe he'll be backstage soon.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 04:05 PM
Oh, wait. I think I heard Cathode talking about it. He called it a horse, though. I guess he was mistaken.
Orion, right?
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 04:05 PM
HUH? Aren't YOU trying to be one yourself?
You know, acting all swanky like some big shot?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 PM
(BIG SHOT!?!?!?!?)
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 04:06 PM
Big shot...
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 04:07 PM
Almost like now's your only chance to be one or something!
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ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 04:07 PM
DUDE
OmenBOT24-Mar-22 04:12 PM
How large is this... Shot
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:13 PM
Big.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 04:13 PM
Oh, the BIGGEST! But only if you ACT NOW! DON'T HESITATE - THIS IS THE [Deal] OF A LIFETIME!
...I am realizing that I have yet to question this giant metallic and seemingly animated structure.
Max points to the mech.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 04:47 PM
Ha ha, you like it?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:48 PM
It is impressive.
What... is it for?
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 04:49 PM
Anything!
But specifically I want to use it to catch a superhero.
Monster girl here might have other plans though!
I'm not usually good at working in a team... but this one time it's worth it!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:50 PM
...Is that not a team, behind you?
The similarly-dressed fellows.
Problem SleuthBOT24-Mar-22 04:51 PM
A superhero, eh? What about... uh, that Funnyman guy?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:51 PM
I do think Mr. Rotten was planning on... doing something to him.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 04:51 PM
Yes! But they're TERRIBLE at being villains!
Yes! I'm going to catch him!
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:52 PM
Fair enough.
Well, if it is of no concern to me, then I suppose I will simply observe it!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:55 PM
Funnyman is still in the lobby.
I think he's asleep or something. Hasn't done anything in a while.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:57 PM
..."Catboy"?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 04:57 PM
Yeah, I don't get it myself.
You don't look like a cat.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 04:58 PM
Maybe it would be the claw-like blades!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 04:58 PM
Well, you've got the claws, and you're the captain of the "Black Cat Pirates".
I'd say that's enough to call you a catboy.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 04:59 PM
Oh, true.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 04:59 PM
Wouldn't that be "catman"?
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 04:59 PM
A SUPERHERO? Being LAZY?!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 04:59 PM
I suppose so, yeah. I think they meant it in jest.
Robbie RottenBOT24-Mar-22 04:59 PM
Now THIS is something I have to see!
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 05:01 PM
Maybe some people say that, but I believe catboy is the far more common term.
I think it got popularized mostly by anime.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 05:06 PM
That doesn't sound too bad a thing.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 05:11 PM
There was a drawing of you as one of these catboys that became quite infamous a while after your time.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 05:11 PM
Huh.
I see no issue with that, for some reason.
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 05:12 PM
Would you like to see it?
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Do you have this sort of thing on hand?
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 05:14 PM
Yes!
Through magic, of course.
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 05:19 PM
This is... impressive!
Art seems to have pivoted in a strange direction in the future.
ZoeBOT24-Mar-22 05:22 PM
I like the thigh-highs
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 05:24 PM
Yes, they are quite aesthetically pleasing!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 05:34 PM
(also if I was around for the songspam and didn't care about clogging chat just know that I would've been putting the One Piece Rap in there lol)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 05:37 PM
(nice lmao)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 06:38 PM
(was anything important discussed or was it all funny objective)
Max StirnerBOT24-Mar-22 06:38 PM
(I'm not sure)
Trainee ChefBOT24-Mar-22 06:39 PM
(probably no)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 06:39 PM
(ok pasqualo said something about making the key a gun but i think thats it)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 06:39 PM
[Cathode shouts again, from a distance.]
[I DONT THINK SO]
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 06:40 PM
(thank you cathode)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT24-Mar-22 06:40 PM
[dont mind me guys the voices are talking]
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 06:41 PM
(hey cathode)
(do you have any cats)
Abraham LincolnBOT24-Mar-22 06:42 PM
(depends how important weezer is to you)(edited)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 06:43 PM
(weezer is VERY important to me but i think i will still pass for my sanity thanks)
BernkastelBOT24-Mar-22 06:44 PM
(スキルの問題)
BravocatBOT24-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Hm, Kuro, would you like to return to our little meeting room to discuss some things?
I'm expecting that this performance is going to get quite a bit more exciting after this announcement!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT24-Mar-22 06:46 PM
Sorry to keep you waiting, it is nice to be able to enjoy a little quiet sometimes.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:27 AM
I sure wish I could have a quiet place to go to as well.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:27 AM
[oh hi bravocat]
[oh im glad i do]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:28 AM
I suppose your scheming with Kuro there isn't for my ears still, though.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:28 AM
[ahh... outside the confines of this game]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:28 AM
I'm sure you understand that sometimes private matters should stay private.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:28 AM
[ah, all this scheming]
[i dont get it]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:29 AM
It's the nature of a theatre for its actors to be putting on a performance.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:29 AM
We're all looking for the same thing, aren't we?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:29 AM
[im sure]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:29 AM
For now, atleast.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:29 AM
[if you want my opinion]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:30 AM
We are, but there's more going on than simply the mask isn't there?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:30 AM
[no one here is looking for the same thing, and they're all looking to stab each others backs]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:30 AM
Well, I don't know about Bernkastel.
But I do seek the mask.
I have a vested interest in securing my reward.
I would hope she does too.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:31 AM
Of course.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:31 AM
That being said, you will be our cinematographer for this little announcement, correct?
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 12:32 AM
Perhaps I could assist with this?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:32 AM
[ah, i figure i know how this ends. oh well, i just dont care enough to invest myself in it. better things to do with my time]
[hm, what is it?]
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 12:33 AM
If I can get a group of people to form a set a rules and agree with them, if any of them break a rule they will be punished by some sort of higher power.
Not sure how useful that is in our current situation, however.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:34 AM
I can, but on two conditions...
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:34 AM
I'm listening!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:35 AM
[hm, that's intriguing. kind of biblical in a way]
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[but well, i wouldn't even know where to start with such a set of rules.]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:36 AM
The first is that someone protects me, just incase. It doesn't seem like Cathode is planning to shoot me still, but I'd rather not take any chances still, you know?
I'm sure he understands.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:36 AM
I would be more than happy to establish a rule of no stabbing eachother. That certainly sounds like one I could abide by.
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 12:37 AM
I would not appose that.
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 12:37 AM
Make a rule that there are NO SUPERHEROES ALLOWED!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:37 AM
[oh, i understand]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:38 AM
And yes, I'm sure Kuro could cover something like protection for you.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:38 AM
[trust me. theres about five different ways i could kill you without needing to get either of these two involved.]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:38 AM
The second is that I'd like someone to look for a scythe for me in that shop of Patches over there, since I don't think I'd be able to do that at the same time as this whole broadcasting deal?
I'd much prefer a scythe over this axe I have now...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:38 AM
[im hands-off from an emotional standpoint, not a point of practicality]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:38 AM
I've only one friend with me here, someone else would have to do that.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:38 AM
Kuro could likely do both at once.
It'll just need a bit of... magic. Which I can provide.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:39 AM
Interesting!
Though, couldn't you simply do one of those things yourself?
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 12:40 AM
So you're all putting on a performance? What will it be?
Maybe I can provide the props from inside this mighty machine!
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:40 AM
It's more of just an announcement.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:40 AM
I don't think this will be much of a performance, it's a little soon for such a thing don't you think?
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 12:40 AM
I don't know! Sure!
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:40 AM
Though I admire your tenacity!
If and when the next act of the performance is fitting to put on, I'd love to make use of your talents.
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 12:41 AM
Why do you keep emphasizing certain words?!
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:41 AM
Maybe I can record and look through it at the same time, actually. Seeing as it's not particularly a performance.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:41 AM
It's just the way I speak!
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 12:42 AM
Well okay than!
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:42 AM
Anyway, yes, it certainly seems you're capable of action while also broadcasting.
I'll be sure to inform Kuro of his role for this deal, I don't believe he had anything planned for this phase regardless.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:43 AM
When I stabbed you before I had to do it as part of the performance. It would be awfully weird to try making looking through a shop part of a performance, but if this is just a broadcast to make an announcement, I hope it'll be fine.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:43 AM
Oh is that how it works? Interesting!
I would hope the semantics aren't such a big problem.
I suppose I could give you a little wave in the announcement to include you if that really need be.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:45 AM
Could you get Kuro now and make sure he'll be fine with protecting me, if he's not busy currently?
[im just the only one that bothers to communicate with his pieces]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 12:49 AM
(I've got a ton to read up on lmao you might need to give me a min)
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 12:49 AM
Oh boy.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:49 AM
Ah, I see what you mean.
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 12:49 AM
Now there is witches controlling us?
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 12:50 AM
Next you'll tell us there's a platypus controlling the witches!
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:50 AM
I don't have any 'witch' playing me.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:50 AM
[but yeah, i talked to his witch privately earlier. apparently, the mask is sightseeing various areas. i dont believe they're getting up to any harm]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:51 AM
By the by, Abe, how would this oath work?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 12:51 AM
So, I was wanted for something?
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:51 AM
Need we commit our actions to it at any point, or can we simply take part by your initiative?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:51 AM
[bernkastel, you may not believe you have a witch controlling you but i believe the contrary]
[if you're on the board, someone's behind your actions. simple as]
[everyone here has strings]
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 12:51 AM
It does not specify, so i suppose we can just do it
Whenever
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:52 AM
Good, I'd like to get this and the announcement done as soon as possible.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 12:52 AM
Kuro looks visibly annoyed by this line.
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 12:52 AM
I’m.. the only person I’ve seen here with s-strings..
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 12:52 AM
Somehow, I doubt this!
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:53 AM
I suppose you can say that I do, if you count myself controlling myself.(edited)
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 12:53 AM
I am pretty sure I am in control of myself.
(Chat he doesn’t know)
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:53 AM
Witches can always put a piece version of themself in.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:53 AM
Anyways, Kuro, you'll be acting as Bernkastrel's security for this phase if that is quite alright with you!
She desires it as a condition of recording our announcement.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 12:54 AM
Really? How interesting.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:55 AM
[metaphorical strings, chef]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 12:55 AM
I suppose it makes sense, she did stab me for everybody to see after all!
Some people aren't very fond of that sort of thing.(edited)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:55 AM
[whatever you say, robbie]
[...hm. you know, i never did consider the idea of there being some kind of feedback loop with you]
[yeah, there's a witch controlling you - and i know that witch isn't you... but that doesn't stop you from controlling the witch controlling you, does it? ah, her name is clowder by the way]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 12:56 AM
I know.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 12:56 AM
[and theory confirmed]
[well, that settles that]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 12:59 AM
You know, back during auditions, Lady Bernkastel, I did feel I could relate, in some ways, as someone else who prefers working from behind the scenes. ...Or maybe between you and Bravocat, I simply gravitate towards those with feline traits. Who can say?
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:00 AM
Oh, were you two in auditions together?
I'll bet that would have been interesting to watch!
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:01 AM
We were.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:01 AM
There really was hardly any discussion on our end of the auditions.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:01 AM
Along with... Stirner, Alpha and Zepia, to name a few.(edited)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 01:02 AM
Not really. Keep in mind, it was Klahadore who was doing the talking then. And it was mostly just Stirner and Alpha going on about spooks and bydos.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:02 AM
Haha! I suppose I should have expected so.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:02 AM
I do prefer working from behind the scenes, but it seems like we both don't mind taking the stage, either.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:03 AM
I say you've both done a fantastic job in your performances for only seeking to work in the background.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 01:03 AM
Everyone deserves a day in the spotlight, or something like that, right?
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:04 AM
Something of the sort!
Ideally there would be no spotlights at all, but I suppose it is only natural for some to take center stage above others.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Was my stabbing really that good...?
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:05 AM
My dear, the audience was out of their seats for it!
Of course, I'd prefer not to be stabbed again, but it was quite fitting for that particular performance.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Ah, I suppose it was interesting enough from the audience view, but I should work on my technique next time I have to do something like that.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:08 AM
[huh. who was i in auditions with]
[let me check]
[the trainee chef over there, robbie over here...]
[the funnyman who is currently asleep in the lobby]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 01:08 AM
Trainee Chef told me the resultant positions of the auditions he was in.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:08 AM
[godot who i had personally last seen in the bar. dont know where he is now.]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:09 AM
Godot? I don't believe I've even heard a mention of such a figure.
What's he like?
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 01:09 AM
L-Likes coffee…
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:09 AM
[the spy, who i actually saw before i came down to the rafters. strange as it is, he disappeared]
[and yeah hes a guy with a steel mask. likes coffee. a lot]
[apart from those... nagisa and bamboo - both of whom i havent seen since auditions]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:10 AM
Sounds like he should take after the fellow sleeping in the lobby!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:10 AM
Came down from the rafters, you mean!
[right, right]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:11 AM
I've ran into Bamboo a few times, they're an entertaining figure.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:11 AM
[wouldve been weird to see him in purgatory]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:11 AM
A little air-headed so to speak.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:11 AM
[huh. if you say so.]
[they're like me in a way]
[one of the witches who helped design this gameboard]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:12 AM
Affiliated with the showrunners are you?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:12 AM
[i think they just took a more personal approach to getting in the game]
[oh, believe it or not]
[even the showrunners have strings]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:12 AM
Hardly a surprise.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 01:13 AM
The aforementioned 'girlthulhu' and '[ori4thewin]', I take it.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:13 AM
[but yeah, maia and ori are good friends of mine]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:14 AM
This all sounds out of the realm of relevancy to our performance, so I shall not worry about puppetmasters to our puppetmasters.
Whatever your true nature, and the nature of these other "witches" you speak of, things are proceeding as normal here.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:15 AM
...If you can really call what's going on here normal in the slightest.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:15 AM
Well, yes, "normal."
It's exciting at the least!
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:20 AM
All these continuously higher powers remind me of a particularly bad novel
How did i ever wind up in this
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:21 AM
By whatever method the rest of us did, I suppose!
Though, I'm beginning to question what method that even was.
I could've sworn I followed an ad...
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:22 AM
Truth be told I have no idea.
My memories from before arriving here are vague.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:23 AM
Ah, so that's not just me!
No matter, I'm sure things will get back to normal once the performance is finished.
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:24 AM
Most likely.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 01:25 AM
I cannot imagine wanting to willingly wind up here. Not that there haven't been enjoyable parts, but might I remind you that I was on the verge of completing a scheme three years in the making, to retire in wealth and peace for the rest of my days.
When I am suddenly whisked away, or so I presume, to this place.
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:26 AM
Initially I assumed this would be a convenient detour to help bring about the next rejoining, but it seems to be anything but.
Im not sure if this place even can be rejoined to the source.
Or if it ever was a part of Etherys in the first place.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:26 AM
A sort of bridge between realities, you're saying?
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:26 AM
Its very possible.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:27 AM
I suppose that would explain our varied backgrounds.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 01:27 AM
If this place being linked to somewhere else would give me even a slight chance of getting home, I would be ecstatic.
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:27 AM
So many contradicting histories, all different from any of the ones i know.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:28 AM
Of course, as I've said many times before, this is just a gameboard.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:28 AM
[i have much the same to say to you. at the moment, im not particularly bothered with whatever you have planned.]
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:28 AM
A gameboard is an interesting way to put it, i suppose.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:29 AM
So if you've no stake in this claim, why have you come to the theatre?
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 01:29 AM
I’m just here to watch a show.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:29 AM
I suppose you can call it a bridge between realities too, but what matters more is that all of you here were thrown into this place as pieces. Even those two showrunners are just pieces themselves, even though they're the pieces of the game masters.
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 01:29 AM
I'm just here to catch a superhero!
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:30 AM
Was this directed at me, or that Cathode?
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:30 AM
I'm just here to put on a performance!
So complicated it has to be...
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:30 AM
Or just any and all people here?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:30 AM
[an unfortunately bad addiction to playing in objective games.]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:31 AM
I believe I've said before, but I'm just here to escape boredom.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:31 AM
So you've made clear.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 01:31 AM
I'll make my fortune and leave.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:31 AM
[which, to you - would be just... i like to participate in these gameboards too much to stop]
[and for some reason, i got it in my head before this gameboard in particular really got rolling]
[hey, what if i got involved?]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:32 AM
Seems like that was a bad idea.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:32 AM
[naaaaah]
[couldnt be]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:32 AM
That is my precisely my question, if you do not care for what happens in this "gameboard," why did you decide to get involved?
As I understand it you are simply another piece now.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:32 AM
[thats actually completely wrong]
[pasqualo, problem sleuth?]
[they're the pieces]
[im a player, or a witch. im the puppeteer in this analog.]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
So I ask you again, to what end?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
[hhhhh]
[because its fun i guess]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
Just for entertainment, I'd assume.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
[do i need another reason]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
Well, that was answered before I even spoke it completely.(edited)
Just like the reason I'm here.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
I suppose entertainment makes enough sense.
It's a theatre after all!
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
Are you are holding them against their will?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
Yet here you are, talking to the 'pieces'. Wouldn't that make what we're talking to a piece of you, not the actual you?
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:35 AM
Weren't you also on the gameboard as yourself, earlier?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:35 AM
[pasqualo, definitely not. sleuth... maybe, but he's used to being controlled against his will. it happened where he came from to the point that it's part of his core narrative. he's used to it]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:36 AM
(for the record i dont mean to degrade you for making this a little meta but i feel like bravocat would indeed try to justify that which he interacts with as pieces of this gameboard if his attitude to the showrunners is anything to go by)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:38 AM
[why do you think i replaced myself on the gameboard with pasqualo? i dont want to be on the board! and i know that pasqualo is not only willing, but hes aware of the consequences of coming out here and playing in one of these games. he's been an active piece of mine twice before]
[oh boy.]
[right.]
[so, im trying to figure out how to get this across to you without being a massive jerk]
[if that is the case for me]
[it's probably the case for most people here, with the exception of bern who has some kind of fucked up shit going on with clowder]
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 01:40 AM
Sounds like Stockholm’s syndrome to me
Even though technically I shouldn’t know what Stockholms syndrome is
Anyways I’m keeping an eye on you
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:43 AM
[maybe, maybe. i think he's feeling more like a person as opposed to where he came from, though]
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:43 AM
Come to think of it I think i had a body already upon getting here. That's not supposed to be the case.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:44 AM
You're not supposed to have a body?
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:44 AM
This "gameboard" sure is a weird place.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:44 AM
That sounds like a difficulty.
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:44 AM
Yeah its... weird. When hopping dimensions, only the soul comes along. I need to find a body after arrival.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:44 AM
I suppose this place is different than whatever dimension hopping you're familiar with.
I imagine our showrunners wanted the actors to retain their bodies.
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:45 AM
Most likely.
Im also, weirdly compelled to explain things I would normally keep a secret.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:45 AM
[id say you cant act without a body but]
[well]
[podcasts exist]
[audio dramas, etc]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:46 AM
I suppose when you're interacting with people who are entirely confined to their own worlds you're able to be a little more free spirited!
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:47 AM
Not all of us were confined to our own worlds.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:47 AM
Hm? Are you familiar with any of the other actors?
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:48 AM
Ive definitely visited other worlds before, But i cant say ive met anyone else specifically here before.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:50 AM
Oh, you meant that as in just not having any knowledge of each other?
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 01:50 AM
Or familiar with their respective worlds either.
With all the actors I've talked to, their worlds either include extra or lack crucial details of my own.(edited)
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:51 AM
...Well, I suppose that's somewhat correct, then. I haven't visited their worlds, but I easily could after all this is over.
I did know a bit about one or two of the other actors here already, but only minor details.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:54 AM
[i knew quite a bit about a lot of you]
[i dont think pasq or sleuth knew jack shit though]
Nuh-uh. Don't think so.
Problem SleuthBOT25-Mar-22 01:54 AM
Unfortunately not.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 01:54 AM
Do you know me, then, Cathode?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:55 AM
[yeah]
[i mean i could give you the lowdown on where you all come from in my perspective]
[itll at least give you a bit of a laugh]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 01:56 AM
Then I suppose I should be thankful you did not reveal Klahadore's secret before I had the chance to.(edited)
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 01:56 AM
Sounds like that could shed some light here.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:56 AM
[ah, i wouldve respected your right to, kuro. im not someone who's going to ruin the story for the sake of it.]
[if i really wanted to, i could end this game 3 phases from now. i'm not, because that would ruin the story]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:56 AM
Since you've revealed yourself now anyways, what was the deal with Klahadore?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:56 AM
[it stops it from being entertaining]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 01:57 AM
I thought they were just some kind of facade, but you make them out to be an entirely different person.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 01:57 AM
You wish to know my story, Lady Bernkastel?
No, that's merely a colorful way of referring to the façade, yes. Klahadore is my invention.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:58 AM
[i'm interested to see how our opinions contrast, kuro - because i believe i only got a small cut of your story.]
[i guess thats what happens when a story focuses on someone else entirely]
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 01:59 AM
Might I ask, is there anyone here you specifically dont know much about.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 01:59 AM
[let me think]
[omen]
[yeah i definitely dont know much about omen im not familiar with their source material]
[same with jay finch]
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 02:00 AM
I see.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:00 AM
Omen's been quite hard to get a beat on to be honest.
I believe he used to be a soldier of some kind?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:01 AM
After pinning the crimes of Captain Kuro on some sorry marine by hypnotizing him into believing he was me and having him be executed, I went into hiding, pretending to be a destitute beggar. I was soon brought in to serve some good-natured family, but little did they realize I was a snake in their garden, only after their fortune. Which, again, I was on the very cusp of obtaining, before... Kuro gestures all around him. I would have escaped persecution and the need for work once and for all.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:01 AM
[hm. thats... intriguing to hear.]
[do you want to hear my side of things, then? i believe it picks up right from where you leave off.]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:02 AM
Hmm?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:02 AM
[i'm saying i know your future, kuro]
[does this send? hold on]
[]
[there]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:03 AM
You're telling me, you can predict with absolute certainty where things would have headed next in my story...?
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:03 AM
That... was strange.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:03 AM
[well, at least if it weren't for you coming to this theatre]
[now, anything's up for grabs]
[i can tell you what would have happened.]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:04 AM
Please, do go on to tell me of my glorious victory. How sweet it was! (<-clueless)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:04 AM
[well]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 02:04 AM
You might be a bit disappointed.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:04 AM
[you hear a bit of a sigh, before cathode starts talking]
[ok, so - i'm sure you've heard the legend of one piece, kuro]
[who hasnt?]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:05 AM
Me?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:05 AM
Yeah, yeah, Gol D. Roger's last words before he was hung from the gallows, et cetera, et cetera.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:06 AM
[from my perspective, you come from a manga telling the story of a young boy named monkey d. luffy - and his adventures to find one piece, finding a family along the way]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:06 AM
(apparently it also takes absolutely forever to do if the episode count is anything to go by)
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Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:06 AM
[needless to say, one day - he stops off at the island you currently reside on, along with famed pirate bounty hunter roronoa zoro]
[it should be said that this boy's dream is to become king of the pirates.]
[well, anyways... luffy finds usopp. you know usopp, correct? he's that long-nosed kid that hangs around kaya]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:09 AM
Right. How I detest him... But that's unimportant for now.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:10 AM
[well, not too soon after... usopp goes to visit kaya, and notices she isnt there. he goes to leave, and then he hears something.]
[he hears you and jango discussing your plans.]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:11 AM
Kuro looks shocked, before returning to a smirk. ...Who would ever believe a compulsive liar like him? Klahadore, a pirate? I worked long and hard to gain a positive reputation with all of the villagers. They'd believe me over him any day.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:13 AM
[luffy would believe him.]
[and by extension - so would zoro.]
[and so, they make a plan to defend syrup village. its not a great plan, but they set up some entrapments.]
[usopp goes to save kaya, luffy stays at the beach to try and take down an entire ship by himself.]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:15 AM
Impossible.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:16 AM
[however, it turns out that they plan on the wrong side of the beach]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:16 AM
Morons.
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Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:16 AM
[this is where zoro, who is someone who somehow always manages to be perpetually lost, ends up.]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:17 AM
(interesting to note that you're recounting specifically the anime version of this, in the manga, to my knowledge, zoro is pretty much ko'd for the whole arc)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:18 AM
[ah one of the voices is saying im recounting the anime version]
[ok so its possible that zoro might be knocked out, too. reality can be weird like that]
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 02:19 AM
(You know as the pirate enjoyer here i really should get into one piece at some point. Regardless of if i actually ever finish it)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:19 AM
[however, in either case - someone who if i recall correctly is a flimsy fourth member of luffy's crew - a thief called nami helps fight off that side.]
[eventually, luffy manages to find his way over to that side of the island and - if zoro is not knocked out - zoro goes over to the manor that kaya lives in to help out usopp.]
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 02:21 AM
(I’m pablo smith)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:21 AM
[to put this very bluntly - there is a chase.]
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 02:22 AM
Hold on! Are you SPOILING something that I might WATCH ON TV SOMEDAY?!(edited)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:22 AM
[luffy manages to somehow unpredictably take down the black cat pirates with the aid of nami, even though he gets hypnotized.]
[and well, you have a little chase sequence with usopp.]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:22 AM
This all sounds like quite a stroke of bad luck!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:22 AM
[and of course zoro.]
[usopp drives you off, and with no men left on your side...]
[and your cover at this point basically blown - you decide its best to live to fight another day.]
[but you make one last vital stand against luffy before you do. maybe theres still time to save grace]
[maybe you can use your final plan]
[but then he smashes through that too.]
[even though you fight your hardest and come up with so many plans - on that beach is where your plan to get kaya's inheritance falls.]
[all because of one kid, an immense amount of will, and some brute force.]
[then you sail off.]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 02:26 AM
Sounds like a bit of a skill issue to me.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:26 AM
[i dont think we really see you again after that.]
[so, if there's any lesson to be learned here...]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 02:26 AM
Maybe he'll make a surprise reappearance within the next 1000 chapters of it.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:26 AM
[don't let usopp listen in, and no matter what - plan around monkey d. luffy.]
[maybe, who knows]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:27 AM
...
You're telling me. That the dreaded Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans. And the entirety of The Black Cat Pirates. Is defeated by a crew of, what, four or five people?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:28 AM
[yes.]
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Wait. You're telling me you have A HUNDRED PLANS!? And not ONE of them involves catching a superhero?!
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:29 AM
This doesn't sound like the Kuro I know!
Kuro thus far has proved quite competent.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:29 AM
[if theres anything i know, its that]
[people change when they enter these gameboards]
[sometimes for the better]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 02:29 AM
It is quite unrealistic, but I guess that's what the power of being the protagonist in a story does.(edited)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:29 AM
[sometimes for the worse]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:29 AM
Kuro is visibly shaking. His expression unreadable.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:29 AM
[and its usually because they dont have the framing of the rest of their story]
[...needless to say, i think kuro has changed for the better]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:30 AM
My plans... Cannot fail. My plans. Cannot fail. Cannot fail, cannot fail, CANNOT FAIL.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:30 AM
[and they won't.]
[i told you.]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:30 AM
Kuro slashes at the air.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:30 AM
[this is a point where things could change, kuro.]
[once you entered this theatre, everything went up in the air - and hopefully the information i gave you will help you.]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:31 AM
You think I take it lightly that everything I worked for for all those years... Could be undone... BY SOME SCRAPPY YOUTHS?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:31 AM
[of course not.]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 02:31 AM
Maybe you should put your claws away before you accidently slash someones face off, cat...
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:32 AM
As I said, this sounds like a stroke of almost divine bad luck.
As if things were predetermined from the beginning.
I do not expect things function the same here.
Or thereafter.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:32 AM
[but, i mean. kid makes it to the grand line, from what i know.]
[you have the luck of being there early on in his journey.]
[he's weak, compared to what he could do given time.]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:33 AM
Luck... Does not exist. There is only what is and is not accounted for.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:33 AM
[then account for that.]
[strike sooner rather than later; because the more chances he has to learn, the more chance you have to fail]
[the kid's made of rubber. he's a devil fruit user. you fight him nearby both of his weaknesses, sharp things and water.]
[you can figure it out.]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:36 AM
Devil Fruit... Of course. How else am I to expect to be outdone? By something straight out of legend...
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:36 AM
Well I suppose you've got sharp things covered!
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 02:37 AM
HEY! If you're going to tell THIS guy how to pull of HIS plan, why don't you tell me how I can beat Sportaflop!!!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:37 AM
Ridiculous. Completely and utterly ridiculous...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:38 AM
[ah, now thats a bit more difficult, robbie]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 02:38 AM
[because i've never really watched the show that you come from. the most i can do is tell you what you already know]
[you're a good villain, you try to get the kids to be lazy - and then that sportaflop gets them to be active no matter what you do]
[and thats the central premise. i dont think ive seen an episode where you get success... although.]
[hm]
[you know that time you made a team of yourself?]
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 02:40 AM
Well im safe in the comfort that no would be heros would ever be able to take down all three unsundered.
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 02:40 AM
OF COURSE!
They're RIGHT HERE!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:40 AM
[that wasn't successful in stopping sportaflop, exactly - but people LOVED it over here.]
[there's all sorts of tributes to that song you did together - "we are number one".]
[so, i mean. maybe try drawing on that fan power a little?]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Pleasing the audience, you could say?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:41 AM
[exactly]
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 02:42 AM
HA! Well, we ARE Number One!
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Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 02:42 AM
The fact that this person knows so much about us is making me a little uneasy.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:43 AM
[abe, you're in the history books over here]
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 02:43 AM
Is everything still a weird existential nightmare?
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:43 AM
It all sounds like its getting into the realm of the divine, to be frank.
I decided a while ago that if there are any gods out there, I hope they like the performance!
So this doesn't change very much on my end.
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 02:43 AM
If I ever encountered someone who poses a genuine threat to me I would simply lure them into orchestrating their own demise. Theres no way it could ever backfire.
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 02:44 AM
How curious…
But how can that be so if I’m here right now? Is my story already over?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:45 AM
[well, as kuro has shown]
[people can be brought from the middle of their story](edited)
[...its my belief that you were brought hours before your end]
[and maybe thats a good thing]
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 02:49 AM
Hours before my end… How can that be? I had only planned the visit a different theatre than this one the day I arrived here.
Would there have been some kind of accident or something? I do not follow.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 02:50 AM
It involves a gun.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:50 AM
[...its a difficult topic to talk about.]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 02:50 AM
And the back of your head.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:50 AM
[ah.]
[thank you bernkastel]
[a planned assassination]
[at that theatre.]
[by a man named john wilkes booth.]
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 02:51 AM
Ah, assassinated at a theatre, theyve tried to get me that way before too.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:52 AM
You're immortal though, aren't you?
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Yes, hence the "tried"
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:52 AM
I recall you said something about conventional weaponry being ineffective.
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Oh dear…
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Many people have tried, assuming I was like any other politician
Those poor souls
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:53 AM
I wouldn't worry Abe, it looks like your would-be assassins plans have been thrown off course!
Although, in the strangest way possible.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:53 AM
[strange, indeed]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 02:56 AM
I've put my real origins long behind me at this point, so I doubt you'd be able to say as much on my end.
Unless of course, you've been following any of my exploits on stage.
It would be such a pleasure to hear my performances had reached such a high-up audience!
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 02:57 AM
This is a quite a lot to process… Should I feel thankful for some higher power saving me, or am I now stuck in some kind of purgatory?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:00 AM
[ah, shit. i forgot to say i know nothing about you bravocat]
[hm. well, abe... if there's... any person to thank.]
[every one of us in this theater has a witch, someone who placed us onto the gameboard]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
Ah, a shame.
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(I’m a hero)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
[of course, my own witch is... myself. its a weird loop]
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(I saved Abe)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
[but your witch is actually, well.]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(404 is an american hero)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
[you know how i mentioned that 404 impostor earlier? the one who really liked weezer?]
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 03:03 AM
I do recall, yes.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:03 AM
[he's your witch. he's the person who placed you on this gameboard. he's one reason why you're in this theater.]
[so, you could thank him, i guess]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 03:04 AM
Hm, I don't recall ever being puppeted to come here, I suppose my witch could simply be my conscious?
Then again, I'm still not quite sure...
...I followed an ad?
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 03:05 AM
Thank you, 404. I’ll be sure to award you handsomely for being such a great American.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 03:06 AM
(LMFAO)
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 03:06 AM
(Im cackling)
(Smh lincoln wouldnt know who obama is)
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 03:07 AM
(Just inagine one is Abe and one is me but they are both me so imagine they are both me but also both Abe idk anymore)
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 03:07 AM
(Yeah)
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 03:08 AM
(meta stuff is weird)
(at this point im taking it as mostly non-canon lmao)
(about as seriously as the bitches conversation)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:09 AM
[this is entirely canon what are you talking about]
[ive been doing this the whole game]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 03:09 AM
(time for death of the author baby)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:09 AM
[so true bestie]
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 03:10 AM
(John wilks booth kills me instead)
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 03:11 AM
(i mean non-canon as in just)
(not taking it super seriously to his character arc and whatnot)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:12 AM
[ah ok i see what you mean]
[yeah im the opposite literally everything i do is canon to me because its a me]
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 03:12 AM
(mario)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:12 AM
[no, cathode]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 03:13 AM
(at least pasqualo isnt trying to kill me again (yet))
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:13 AM
[:)]
[pasq has learned his lesson]
[he wont kill other people until i tell him to]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 03:13 AM
(such a well mannered young robot thing)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:14 AM
[definitely]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 03:28 AM
(wait if pasqualo is now a meta character does that mean hes seen the wojak image)
(this is an important question)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:37 AM
[ok im gonna be real]
[he became a meta character the moment he entered france]
[because of having to dm death he realized "oh holy shit discord exists"]
[this is the natural conclusion to that.]
[and because of that]
[im going to say]
[yes]
[he has seen the wojak image]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 03:38 AM
(WONDERFUL)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:38 AM
[he thinks its funny]
I do!
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 03:44 AM
Wait… so you know like… w-what happens to some of us..?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:45 AM
[yeah]
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 03:46 AM
W-What about me..? Do you know what happens to m-me?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:46 AM
[i mean]
[from what i know, which isn't a lot given that a friend of mine gave me a video on where you come from...]
[basically, i'm not too surprised.]
[as far as i know, you become pretty successful]
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 03:47 AM
O-Oh… that’s.. nice..
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:48 AM
[yeah.]
[do you want... context? about where you come from? its surprisingly lighthearted]
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 03:48 AM
S-Sure.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:49 AM
[you come from a small minigame segment in one entry of a puzzle game series called professor layton.]
[the minigame segment is called "puppet theater". naturally, it revolves around plays that are performed with different types of puppets.]
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 03:50 AM
…
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:50 AM
[you are one of these puppets, and your play involves you learning to cook your first meal.]
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 03:51 AM
I r-regret asking for context…
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Ah, so that's why you've come to the theatre!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:51 AM
[surprisingly simplistic. thats all]
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 03:51 AM
I admit, I had wondered why it is a chef would come to a theatre to learn to cook!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:52 AM
[still, if theres anything i know about the gameboard - it transforms people. hence why you can walk around as such - but your strings were... shall we say, a vulnerability?]
[at least for a time.]
[not anymore, though.]
[and seeing how pasq has stayed the same since his adventures in the afterlife... well, im sure you'll stay the same too]
[always moving forward, never moving back]
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 03:54 AM
What d-do you mean by “not anymore”?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 03:58 AM
[hm.]
[well.]
[i had thought i was told something, but...]
[i shall have to have words with stirner next phase.]
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Ah…
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 05:26 AM
Hm, I should probably go check on Kuro, he seemed a little shaken up.
I do believe, as stated before, that you must ask the people currently using it.
Unfortunately, they will not let us in, due to personal information that they must have shared in there.
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 09:56 AM
damn....
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 09:56 AM
Yes, I do share your displeasure!
Fortunately, I have a private room of my own, though it will have to wait until next phase.
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 10:31 AM
Damn lucky...
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 02:21 PM
Anyone around?
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:21 PM
Yeah..?
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 02:23 PM
Oh hi!
Man this stuff is weird isnt it
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:23 PM
Hello, again!
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:24 PM
It is.. yes…
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 02:24 PM
Im not even sure what to think about all of it!
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:24 PM
I am not too shocked, frankly.
I have seen many things that many would consider strange today.
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:25 PM
I.. d-don’t even know what the p-plan is..!
All of this talk has b-been going right past m-me..(edited)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:25 PM
[hey, im here]
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 02:26 PM
That's what I've been feeling too!
Oh hi!
Youre the guy who can like, transcend reality?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:26 PM
[yup]
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:26 PM
It's just a matter of perspective to me.
And my perspective is the one that is most important to my self!(edited)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:27 PM
[yeah to some of you here its just a matter of perspective]
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 02:27 PM
Hii
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:28 PM
[and i honestly didnt think stirner was going to be shook by anything i said]
[hiya]
[stirner, the plan's still on, right?]
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 02:28 PM
Hm. Maybe I just have the wrong prespective
Perceptive
Prescription
Fuck
Perspective
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:28 PM
[with the imaginary world and what not]
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:28 PM
Of course!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:28 PM
[excellent]
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 02:29 PM
Oh are you guys putting on a performance?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:29 PM
[i have no clue what pasq is going to get up to in my absence but i pointed him in the direction of the lobby]
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:29 PM
I don’t think so..?
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:29 PM
We are not, dear Finch!
We are preparing ourselves to go to... another world?
I think.
It is related to the detective fellow.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:30 PM
[imagination, yes]
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 02:30 PM
Oh that's neat!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:30 PM
[hold on, let me grab an image]
[its like this]
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:31 PM
So uhm… what am I supposed to be doing?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:31 PM
[imagination]
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:31 PM
What I said last time!
That is to say... coffee?
And stay close to me.
Just drink coffee.
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:32 PM
Okay…
Do I film anything?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:32 PM
[it turned out that pasq only managed to grab raw coffee beans, so sleuth's going to liquidate it into raw black coffee. means we'll definitely get there, but it might be a bit of a bumpy ride]
[also, we're gonna have to drink out of a bag.]
[but thats a memorable experience]
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:34 PM
Sounds... unique.
Hm...
You could film the mech?
I like how it looks.
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:35 PM
T-The mech..? Don’t I need to film a person?
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:35 PM
Zoe is in the mech.
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:36 PM
Alright.. so I’ll film Zoe.
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:36 PM
Good!
And, you can tell me if you have any doubts, you know.
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:36 PM
You think I’ll also be able to give the rice c-cakes to Lady Bernkastel?
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:37 PM
Oh, sure!
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 02:37 PM
Ha! It's a magnificent thing, isn't it?
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:37 PM
Sure is!
I know that you might still be confused about all this, little frog.
I can try to clear things up, if you wish!
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:38 PM
That.. would be very kind of you to do…
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:38 PM
What exactly confuses you?
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:39 PM
A-All of it…
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:39 PM
Ah.
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:39 PM
It’s… It’s okay..
I trust you…!
I’ll be fine…
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:39 PM
I am glad you do!
Well, in short; Cathode wished to kill Lady Bernkastel due to the last show, but we have managed to settle on something. We will discuss in that "imagination world" of the Sleuth in private to find... common grounds!
I have also invited Lady Bernkastel and Kuro to my private room so that we may discuss other things; I recall her wanting to talk to me privately.
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 02:42 PM
H-Huh..? So what’s the overall schedule?
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:43 PM
Well, I do believe, if this works out, that I will first go into my private room, but I will be able to exit into this "imagination world".
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 02:43 PM
Wait wait what other world are y'all going to?
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:43 PM
It's related to Problem Sleuth.
I am quite unsure as to how it works, but you apparently need a lot of imagination to go there.
And coffee. Or alcohol.
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 02:44 PM
I have a LOT of imagination I write fanfics like ALL the time
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:45 PM
"Fan fics"?
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 02:45 PM
and going to some other world sounds a lot more fun than going to beat up some guy in a mech (sorry Robbie)
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 02:45 PM
I believe it's when you replace the motor, or one of the blades that's bent!
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:45 PM
Well, I don't wish to disappoint you, Miss Zoe, but it will mostly be to discuss things.
I don't quite think there will be a lot of action.
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
Nono it's fanmade written stories about stuff
Augh fine
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
I... Don't know what a fan is.
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
what
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
But you do sound like a writer!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
[i can confirm the imaginary universe is pretty lonely]
[at least it was when i was last there]
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
I am a writer myself, see.
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
a fan like someone who enjoys something
if you're into someone's writing or something you're their fan
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
Although I deal with less fiction and more philosophy.
Oh, I see!
Interesting...
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 02:47 PM
Okay then plan's the same, I'll go help you catch that "Funny"man, Robbie!
Problem SleuthBOT25-Mar-22 02:48 PM
Oh, I hate fans.
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:48 PM
Hm, I suppose I don't often diversify what I read.
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 02:48 PM
Thinking of fans makes me wonder... what if I did something to make all the kids in Lazy Town MY fans?! THEN, they'd listen to whatever I say, INSTEAD of SPORTACUS!
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Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:48 PM
Would it be possible for me to read some of your writings, Lady Zoe?
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 02:48 PM
HA! Another GENIUS idea for when I get back!
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 02:49 PM
Of course! When someone inevitably introduces you to the internet and Goggle you can search my works up
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:49 PM
...Internet?
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 02:51 PM
It's the word that we use to call this weird tech with wireless transmissions and such and it's really complex but it lets you access a lot of information from all around the world.
You use it through a computer, and I've had enough explaining someone tell 'em what a computer is.
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:51 PM
Huh.
That sounds incredible!
Well, if someone introduces me to this Internet thing, I will be sure to look into your works!
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 02:52 PM
It actually is, and thinking about it now, how complex and awesome it is, I really do take it for granted
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:54 PM
Out of curiosity, what are your works about specifically?
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 02:55 PM
Hmmmmm a lot of stuff to be honest... My favourite will always be my Naruto x Garfield fics since people are always confused when they find them, and then love them.
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 02:56 PM
I suppose it makes sense that I wouldn't know what a "Naruto" is considering this is about pre-existing works.
Garfield sounds familiar, though...
ZoeBOT25-Mar-22 03:09 PM
funny orange cat......
Abraham LincolnBOT25-Mar-22 03:10 PM
( :) )
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Hey, I've been thinking about it... Is there anything I could do to help? There's not a lot of performances happening right now, and I feel kind of weird just... sitting here, confused
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 03:46 PM
I think that this fellow over here wished to perform?
Max nods towards Emet-Selch.
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 03:49 PM
Hmmmmm
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 03:56 PM
Hey! Any of you two directors want to work on a masterful disguise with me?!
Before I go off to the Lobby of course!
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 04:30 PM
Bravocat still hasn't come back, huh.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 04:32 PM
[i suspect he's deep in thought]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 04:45 PM
I'd fetch him if I didn't suspect he was taking a catnap currently.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 04:47 PM
Lets hope he doesn't sleep right through all the action.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 04:48 PM
I find that doubtful, for the record...
Trainee ChefBOT25-Mar-22 05:20 PM
So uh Max..
Do I just follow you..?
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Yes!
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 05:29 PM
It would be my pleasure to direct a performance!
What is your role?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 05:30 PM
Finch is an actor.
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 05:30 PM
Wonderful
Unfortunately i cannot do anything with a lone actor, however, if a second were to volunteer i would be glad to assist
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 05:31 PM
Assist ME!
I'm a prop designer, you see!
We can make a DISGUISE!
No FaceBOT25-Mar-22 05:32 PM
1
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Perfect!
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Please don't try and eat someone again, faceless thing.
1
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Hmm, what disguise to make...
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 05:34 PM
Is there a set designer around to help assist Robbie and I?
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 05:34 PM
That was a rather uncomfortable experience.
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:34 PM
Huh?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 05:34 PM
Only the tree, to my knowledge.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 05:35 PM
They swallowed me whole and then spit me out last phase
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 05:35 PM
Hmm
Its been some time since that tree has deigned to say anything
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 05:36 PM
It's true! It's just been sitting there!
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 05:36 PM
It's a tree.
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 05:36 PM
Hey, @A bare Willow Tree (un saule)! Can you uh... help us?!
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 05:36 PM
That's what they tend to do.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 05:36 PM
[it is a tree]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
The tree doesn't really deign to say anything at all.
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
What if it's someone else, in DISGUISE as a tree?!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
[oh, right]
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
They might be doing a VERY GOOD JOB!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
[i should say that the tree has a witch.]
[this is disturbing to me for multiple reasons]
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
you can ask a tree anything, whether it will help or not depends entirely on if you think the tree is sapient
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
[now you do seem like a friendly fellow]
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:38 PM
The tree is definitely sapient.
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT25-Mar-22 05:38 PM
(yes i will help, just ask)
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 05:38 PM
(Awesome)
Ugh i cant believe ive gotten to the point of asking a tree for help
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:39 PM
I do believe you haven't told it what to help with!
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Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 05:39 PM
Tree, would you be willing to assist Robbie and I with making an outfit?
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT25-Mar-22 05:40 PM
the tree doesn't respond, but maybe being more specific will help?
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:41 PM
I wonder if you need to be more specific!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 05:41 PM
[the witch of the tree said they will help - but... hm... yes.]
[from my perspective, you definitely need to be more specific.]
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 05:42 PM
As a part of my role, I can perform an action alongside a prop designer and set designer.
Robbie over there will be our prop designer, You can be our set designer.
I will let Robbie decide on the outfit
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:43 PM
Nonsense! There are no witches! This is simply a tree!
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT25-Mar-22 05:43 PM
(what do I have to do?)
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:44 PM
(I think you'd mostly just have to do like "!do help with emet and robbie's outfit" if you're asking for how to let the GMs know)
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Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 05:44 PM
(Something like that yeah)
(Just have your action make intent clear and GMs will probably handle it from there)
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT25-Mar-22 05:45 PM
the tree, still not responding, continues to be a tree, hopefully it'll help, but who knows
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 05:46 PM
Eh... I think that's a good sign?
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 05:46 PM
Oh I do hope this works
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 05:46 PM
Anyway, time to think of the perfect disguise!
I haven't made a disguise with other people before... does it only create one? And who gets it?
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 05:47 PM
Im not sure myself, this is my first time trying this too
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT25-Mar-22 05:48 PM
[its a tree haunted by witches]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 05:48 PM
I had made some assumptions about it, but I can't say I know for certain how it works.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 05:55 PM
Look what the cat dragged in.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 05:55 PM
Or, whatever time it is. I've lost track.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Himself.
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Hello again!
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 05:56 PM
I believe it's the afternoon.
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:56 PM
It might be the evening.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Hard to tell when there is no sky, isn't it?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Time blurs and distorts.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 05:57 PM
How have things been down here while I was having my catnap?
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:57 PM
I learned about the "internet"!
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 05:58 PM
I wasn't paying much attention.
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:58 PM
And "fan fiction"!
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 05:58 PM
"Fan fiction?"
I can't say I'm familiar.
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:58 PM
It is what Miss Zoe is specialized in.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 05:59 PM
Really now, what does it entail?
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 05:59 PM
I will attempt to look into her works if I am ever introduced to the Internet!
It entails... works that someone who is a great admirer of something might write about that thing!
Specifically, fiction.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 06:00 PM
So a derivative work, then.
Interesting! I thought that sort of thing usually just fell under "borrowing" ideas.
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Apparently not!
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 06:03 PM
And people simply do this for fun?
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 06:04 PM
I suppose so.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 06:05 PM
Wonderful! Creation simply for the sake of it, we could use more of that sort of thing.
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Back in the days of paradise we had whole islands dedicated to the art of creation. It was truly a wonderful time.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 06:57 PM
The hour of action is close at hand.
Max StirnerBOT25-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Finally!
It felt like it was a bit longer than usual.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Yes, it feels like we've been talking for quite a while.
Though I can't entirely remember all it is we talked about!
I'm sure it will be fine.
BernkastelBOT25-Mar-22 06:59 PM
At least it was entertaining enough.
Otherwise I might have succumbed to boredom by now...
Robbie RottenBOT25-Mar-22 07:00 PM
It was fine by me, ha! I had more time to relax!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT25-Mar-22 07:01 PM
There is no such thing as luck, if you ask me, so... May we all have accounted for everything. Break an assortment of appendages, as they say in theatre.
Nikola OrsinovBOT25-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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Nikola OrsinovBOT25-Mar-22 07:40 PM
Robbie Rotten, Emet-Selch and the Tree huddle together!
It seems they're all working on something...
An outfit! Hey, isn't that my outfit?
You three have good fashion sense!
It seems that Robbie wants it the most, so he takes it.(edited)
The Trainee Chef hands some rice cakes to Bernkastel, then starts filming Zoe...
She's getting rather fed up of this blood rain! She pulls an umbrella out of nowhere, and places it on top of the mech. Her and Robbie will be nice and dry now!
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After getting this on camera, the Chef plays something back on the tape...
They drink a cup of coffee! Where did that come from?
Abraham Lincoln just sits there.
1
It seems he's coming to terms with what he's learned this phase.
You know, Weezer is really starting to grow on him!
1
1
Kuro walks up to Bernkastel.
He guards her back, whilst she sets up a camera to record the stage.
After she does so, she walks over to Patches' Satch and Fatch!
She begins looking for an item...
But wait - whilst Kuro was looking the other way...
Omen points a gun at her!
1
1
He shoots...
But he misses!
Instead, he shoots Patches' Satch and Fatch into pieces!
1
Nikola OrsinovBOT25-Mar-22 08:06 PM
Whilst Bravocat was giving his speech, No-Face examines their pamphlet...
And then tears it to pieces!
With that announcement made, Stirner and Problem Sleuth decide it's time to get out of here.
Pasqualo chucks the coffee beans to Sleuth, who, through the power of sheer IMAGINATION...
Liquifies the beans!
Stirner grabs Trainee Chef, and along with Sleuth, the three of them head to the remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch.
The three of them chug some coffee, then Sleuth quickly assembles the board into a makeshift fort.
Each of them get inside, and then...
Disappear!
Nikola OrsinovBOT25-Mar-22 08:33 PM
The audience don't seem too happy with this revelation.
The crowd, let by Coyote Smith, hurls tomatoes at the stage!
Luckily, no-one gets hit.
MysteryBotBOT25-Mar-22 08:48 PM
(edited)
Omen stayed here.
No-Face stayed here.
Abraham Lincoln moved to backstageTree stayed here.
Trainee Chef moved to ???Bernkastel moved to ?????? stayed here.
Zoe moved to lobbyRobbie Rotten moved to lobbyMax Stirner moved to ???Kurukuru stayed here.
Jay Finch stayed here.
Pasqualo Trianglini moved to lobbyProblem Sleuth moved to ???Kuro moved to ???Bravocat stayed here.
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MysteryBotBOT25-Mar-22 08:48 PM
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-----Phase 8-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The majority of the stage is given up to a large pirate ship, with a tree as the main mast! From its branches flies a pride flag, and you can hear sea shanties being played! The ship sails in a roaring storm, thunder cracking in the sky. On the lower sections of the stage, you can see beneath the sea, deep down to a castle full of mermaids!
On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked.
But none of the sea is water. It's been replaced with an ocean of blood, and so has the torrential rain.
The remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch, to the side of the stage, have been turned into a makeshift fort! It's covered in rotten tomatoes!
From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE. Additionally, you can instantly move to the DIRECTORS-BOX.
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Omen
couchVISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
Ninetails
Hulking cream-coloured fox with nine writhing, swirling tails. Ink stains each of their tasseled tips like worn paintbrushes. Is that... just a mask, or is something bonded to their face? It's hard to say.red-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
paintingVISIBLE It's a painting of Valvatti and Ninetails, sat together in a bar!
Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear.knife-woundVISIBLE Bravocat has patched up the wound in his stomach, and whilst it still seems to be bleeding a little, the flow is stopped.
cat-maskVISIBLE A giant cat mask, stitched together with green fabric! The mouth is splattered with blood.
No-Face
A tall slender black ghostly figure with a white mask. Has the voice of a cold aloof Japanese woman.
Max Bialystok
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Nagisa Furukawa
VIEWING ONLY
???
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my gloryrecruitsVISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat.
half-maskVISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask.
Valvatti
Buy my book, Runouden puoli vuosisataa, out in stores now.acoustic-guitarVISIBLE You can play any number of songs on this!
Kurukuru
laceratedVISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
CAN POST Omen
Ninetails
Bravocat
No-Face
Max Bialystok
Tree
???
Valvatti
Kurukuru
Jay Finch
Flutterina
VIEW ONLY Nagisa Furukawa
ValvattiBOT25-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Here once again.
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 08:50 PM
HI! I'm officially having an existential nightmare
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FlutterinaBOT25-Mar-22 08:50 PM
Wh-what’s going on…?
she is shaking
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Apologies for all the twists and turns of this performance. There's been more laid against us than I knew.
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Everyone last phase was talking all about this being some game, about how were all not actual people, and just a ton of shit that i dont fucking understand
and now, apparently, there's a giant ass demon monster
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Oh, that.
I wouldn't mind that figures words, we're here now, aren't we?
ValvattiBOT25-Mar-22 08:51 PM
I didn't watch the last show.
Did something dangerous happen again?
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 08:52 PM
I don't have any clue man
ValvattiBOT25-Mar-22 08:52 PM
I was having a heart to heart with a god! Heh.
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 08:52 PM
All I know is I... kind of want to check out the director's box
ValvattiBOT25-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Thank you, by the way @Ninetails, for your painting. I think it's just incredible. Truly divine.
Emet-SelchBOT25-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Oh of course Striner is an outer god. Why wouldnt he be. What a bother.
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Yes, this certainly throws a wrench into our gears!
Though I believe with its facade down we may get things back in order!
FlutterinaBOT25-Mar-22 08:54 PM
W-why is t-this going on?
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 08:54 PM
I have no clue! By the way, Hi, who are you?
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Indeed, I don't think we've met before.
FlutterinaBOT25-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Um. W-well I’m Flutterina
N-not the best conditions to meet under…
she lets out a nervous laugh
MysteryBotBOT25-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Nikola Orsinov can view (but not post) in this area!
Jay FinchBOT25-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Hi Flutterina! I'm Jay Finch, a wizard who came here to get a fucking break but is instead being subjected to mental torture
Speaking of, I think I'm gonna check out the director's box really quick!
FlutterinaBOT25-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Hehe. I-I’m sorry… I was kind of l-looking for the same thing to b-be honest…
NinetailsBOT25-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Well, its divinity is to be expected, but I could not have painted such a piece so EFFORTLESSLY without your ballad! I thank you, and apologise for the doubts I had.
FlutterinaBOT25-Mar-22 08:57 PM
O-oh ok. Bye
BravocatBOT25-Mar-22 08:57 PM
It sounds like you two had a little performance of your own!
It must been nicer than what... transpired, on stage.
NinetailsBOT25-Mar-22 08:58 PM
We seem to have been the only ones given a reprieve.
knifeVISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this.
red-crystalVISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright red!
crescent-axeVISIBLE It's a seriously large axe! This thing looks really powerful, but definitely quite unweildy. The blade is somewhat rusted, so it doesn't look the most durable.
moved from: ???
Emet-SelchBOT26-Mar-22 01:29 AM
A big part of it was wanting an excuse to use my director power. I didnt have a chance yet at the time.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 01:30 AM
Hello.
Did you miss me, Bravocat...?
Emet-SelchBOT26-Mar-22 01:30 AM
Welcome back to the stage
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 01:30 AM
Ah, that's a shame.
I was hoping we could enjoy a little peaceful performance.
I suppose you didn't come here to watch the show.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 01:32 AM
Who says you can't enjoy it anyways?
...I can't say I liked being publicly called a "great threat that only desires bloodshed", but I have more important things to do, frankly.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 01:33 AM
Would you say that description is anything but true?
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 01:34 AM
Maybe the "desiring bloodshed" part is true... but I don't think I'm a greater threat than those annoying showrunners.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 01:34 AM
My dear, the showrunners have hardly done anything besides get us into this mess.
Regardless, they will be dealt with; in time.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 01:36 AM
What have I done aside from stab you a single time?
What happened to no hard feelings, hm...?
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 01:36 AM
Oh there's no hard feelings for that.
But like I said, I'd prefer it not happen again.
Look at you, with all your weapons. What did you wish for? To "slaughter the audience where they sit?"
Do you really think anybody foolish enough to think you would stop there?
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 01:43 AM
Is it really bad to have weapons at hand incase you need to defend yourself?
Nobody here could truly kill me, as I've said many times before, but if anyone harms me they still deserve to suffer some consequences.(edited)
And I easily could've changed that 'miracle' of a reward anyways... It was just the first thing I thought of.(edited)
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 01:46 AM
Yes, your first instinct was to create an utter bloodbath.
That doesn't sound like the behavior of someone that should be trusted.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 01:46 AM
What reason would I have to not stop there, anyways? The audience alone would've been more than enough bloodshed for a good show.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 01:49 AM
I believe I've already provided the blood you would want if you were looking for such a thing.
No, you don't seek simple bloodshed, you seek impact.
Of what impact is the audience to any of us? They're only specters, after all.
No, you seek to harm a more important audience.
The actors themselves!
...Or would you like to contest that point?
OmenBOT26-Mar-22 01:55 AM
I think you're bad, but Bravocat is much better at expressing that
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 02:00 AM
I respected Nyarlathoteps desire to "bring chaos and ruin", as you put it. It's far more fun to watch strife blossom from the seeds of chaos than to just kill all the actors off before then!
Your performance had a fair amount of bloodshed, but it wasn't quite as impactful when the two showrunners were still alive and well afterwards. It was still a good show nonetheless, but not to the extent I had desired.
My deal also specified giving the audience proper human forms first... Bloodshed to that level is far more entertaining when they're all killed in a suitably enjoyable way! And there isn't nearly as many interesting ways to kill them when they're just simple specters.(edited)
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 02:05 AM
Your every word only incriminates you further my dear.
You may want to start choosing your words more carefully, you've come in far over your head regardless.
That ability of apparitions I demonstrated isn't just for show, I assure they are more than capable of acting.
And let's not forget Kuro in the audience over there.(edited)
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 02:08 AM
As you said, of what impact is the fate of a spectral audience to you all? And they're the only ones I ever planned to kill, aside from you for the deal, of course.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 02:09 AM
Ah yes, the deal.
I assume you've clarified with our employer the terms of your deal.
I must say, I appreciate your trust in me back in the lobby. It was quite wise of you to heed my warning.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 02:09 AM
I've spent plenty of time renegotiating the terms.
So both you and Kuro can sheathe your claws, apparition or otherwise.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 02:11 AM
Ah, am I supposed to believe you've given up your little quest?
You should really learn to stop underestimating me.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 02:14 AM
I've just arranged it to be targets that nobody will care about me butchering. Why should I keep bothering to try and kill you when you're clearly far more trouble than the payoff is worth?
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 02:15 AM
And I'm supposed to believe that "Stirner" would be happy to renegotiate these terms?
If it wanted me dead before, it certainly does now.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 02:16 AM
It seemed quite happy at your announcement, actually...
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 02:16 AM
Ha! I suppose it doesn't have to act under such an idiotic facade anymore!(edited)
But seriously, I don't intend to repeat your mistakes by leaving my foes alive.
If you truly have reformed, then I advise you duck.
You'll be fine regardless! It'll only hurt a lot.
Consider it my repayment for your contribution to the last performance.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 02:21 AM
Ever heard of "having mercy" before? Or are you too focused on anything to do with performances to remember things like that?
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 02:22 AM
"Mercy" is for people who haven't stabbed me, dear.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 02:25 AM
It's just a minor injury now. You hardly seem affected by it.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 02:25 AM
And this will hardly affect you! I wish you a swift recovery.
It can hurt a little bit, but I know you're a tough little girl.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 02:27 AM
You really don't seem much better than I am.
And I'm not a little girl.
FlutterinaBOT26-Mar-22 02:27 AM
Why are you fighting?
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Well, she's come here to kill me and expects me to lay down and die.
I think you can see where we have a conflict of interest there.
FlutterinaBOT26-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Y-yeah.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 02:29 AM
I did say I'm not here to kill him. He's just a bit too distrusting.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 02:30 AM
I believe my mistrust is understandable given the circumstances.
As I said, if you truly have come here of no ill will, then get out of here and never cross my path again.
You won't die, in fact I think you'll find yourself back in good health quickly.
If what you say is to be believed, anyway.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 02:58 AM
I guess we'll just have to wait and see at the end of the phase.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 03:03 AM
I suppose we will.
Awkward question, but would you mind broadcasting for the performers?
I don't believe we have a cinematographer.
Besides, I'm sure you'd love for whatever's going to happen in regards to us to be seen by all.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 03:04 AM
Do you really need everything broadcasted...?
No FaceBOT26-Mar-22 03:04 AM
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 03:04 AM
It's a performance!
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 03:05 AM
No thanks. I'd like a break from always being broadcasted, personally.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 03:05 AM
Hm, fine then.
No fun at all.
No FaceBOT26-Mar-22 03:05 AM
Is it just me
or does bravocat look really really yummy right now
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BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 03:06 AM
I-
I assure you it is just you.
I'm all covered in blood, it would probably be disgusting.
Most of it isn't even my own!
No FaceBOT26-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Kitty
I'm gonna eat the hero!
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BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 03:07 AM
I'm not as obsessive about the stage as you are. Maybe you should find more than a single passion.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 03:07 AM
We are in a theatre!
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 03:08 AM
Not everything in a theatre has to be recorded!
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 03:08 AM
What is the point of a theatre then???
Max BialystockBOT26-Mar-22 03:08 AM
I’d be more than happy to “direct” your display of violence. Provided you spare my life.
Just putting that out there.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 03:09 AM
I think we have 3 different directors to go around but Bernkastel is our only cinematographer.
And apparently she is not in the mood to broadcast.
Max BialystockBOT26-Mar-22 03:10 AM
I got Sado on board. Not sure where she’s off to though…
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 03:11 AM
Hm, maybe she'll turn up.
It'd be nice to have a cinematographer that enjoys the performance.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 03:11 AM
Maybe if you don't attack me I'll record it.
I enjoy some performances. I'm just not in the mood, like you said.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 03:14 AM
I think it's fine, there's plenty of an audience for this regardless.
Valvatti and Ninetails might appreciate something less large scale regardless.
FlutterinaBOT26-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Uhm. W-what will it even be about?
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 03:16 AM
I assume they'll simply be putting on a soul-moving performance from the heart.
[Wherever their hearts are after all this.]
FlutterinaBOT26-Mar-22 03:17 AM
W-well then I hope everybody gets something out of it, e-especially after what happened l-last time.
Max BialystockBOT26-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Oh, I’ll make this production worth their while, believe me!
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 03:21 AM
That's the spirit!
FlutterinaBOT26-Mar-22 03:22 AM
I d-do hope it will feel rewarding!
Max BialystockBOT26-Mar-22 03:23 AM
It’s gonna be a play for the ages!
Jay FinchBOT26-Mar-22 04:11 AM
It's not going to involve stabbing, fire, blood, or demons, is it?
Max BialystockBOT26-Mar-22 04:18 AM
No promises.
Jay FinchBOT26-Mar-22 04:23 AM
well i guess that's just how things roll around here!
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 04:24 AM
Ah yes, Jay, I do apologize for how that last performance turned out.
You performed excellently as you had before, and things took a turn for the worse as they had before.
I can't say it wasn't my fault that time.
I had 3 goals in mind for that show. To extinguish the fires, to expose the showrunners, and to put on a good show for the audience.
The audience... they like their twists, their turns, their danger and their bloodshed.
Hopefully though, future performances won't require such a thing.
FlutterinaBOT26-Mar-22 04:27 AM
H-hopefully. When I arrived I wasn’t quite expecting all of this.
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 04:28 AM
I don't think any of us did!
By the way, have we ever formally introduced ourselves? I believe I heard your name was "Flutterina."
FlutterinaBOT26-Mar-22 04:29 AM
Yes it is
Despite all the shows and all of t-that, it is nice to actually meet you
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 04:30 AM
The pleasure is all mine!
Bravocat, of course.
FlutterinaBOT26-Mar-22 04:31 AM
she gives a bit of a smile
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 04:32 AM
My dear, I would recommend you keep your attention on the performers for this phase.
Me and Bernkastel here have some personal business to sort out ourselves.
You don't seem the kind to enjoy that sort of thing.
FlutterinaBOT26-Mar-22 04:33 AM
Alright. I hope you two get things sorted out!
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 04:33 AM
Trust me, I do too.(edited)
FlutterinaBOT26-Mar-22 04:53 AM
I wonder, what are you doing next phase?
BravocatBOT26-Mar-22 05:29 AM
Difficult to say... I suppose I will simply be staying on stage to see what else I need do!
I think I've seen enough of the rest of the theatre.
NinetailsBOT26-Mar-22 11:23 AM
Hrmph... let's make it happen. How about a tune to pair with a... chilling visual performance, so to speak?
ValvattiBOT26-Mar-22 11:23 AM
Something... cool?
NinetailsBOT26-Mar-22 11:24 AM
Precisely!
ValvattiBOT26-Mar-22 11:25 AM
Why, I do think I can come up with just a piece for that!
Harmony that brings the chill of the white frost to the fingertips of the audience!
Lyrics that cause the aurora borealis to dance within the minds of listeners!
...metaphorically, of course. It's a bit absurd I have to clarify that.
NinetailsBOT26-Mar-22 11:30 AM
I will ensure your verses are not wasted. What you imagine, I will manifest.
ValvattiBOT26-Mar-22 12:27 PM
Well, I must say, I've never had this kind of artistic freedom before. Perhaps it was good to come here after all!
I don't think now is the best time for small talk.
FlutterinaBOT26-Mar-22 06:14 PM
Oh… sorry…
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 06:15 PM
@Emet-Selch Hey, you offered to assist with finishing off Bravocat earlier, didn't you?
Emet-SelchBOT26-Mar-22 06:15 PM
I did
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 06:15 PM
Is that offer still on the table?
Emet-SelchBOT26-Mar-22 06:15 PM
Maybe in a future phase, Im a bit occupied at the moment
Though I must say, he's grown on me
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 06:17 PM
What are you busy with?
Emet-SelchBOT26-Mar-22 06:17 PM
Im granting the Tree a reward for assisting with the outfit.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 06:17 PM
Ah...
Max BialystockBOT26-Mar-22 06:17 PM
I'll wait until you all have attended to your other business before continuing to discuss my play.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 06:17 PM
Well, you have those two audience members with you still, don't you?
Emet-SelchBOT26-Mar-22 06:17 PM
I do
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 06:18 PM
Couldn't they help, while you're occupied with that?
I'm sure they'd appreciate a good fight.
Emet-SelchBOT26-Mar-22 06:18 PM
I suppose they could
Very well
You will have my support.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 06:27 PM
Thank you. It's much appreciated.
ValvattiBOT26-Mar-22 06:59 PM
I have ingested some alcohol, yet I have finished my song nonetheless. This is the prowess of Valvatti!
Nikola OrsinovBOT26-Mar-22 07:02 PM
LOCK
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Nikola OrsinovBOT26-Mar-22 07:37 PM
The tree stands around doing nothing.
Not quite as effectively as usual, though!
Jay Finch was hoping that a performance would occur, but it seems not. He goes and rests by the tree instead.
Emet-Selch also goes up to the tree...
He places one hand on it, and with an elaborate gesture, proclaims...
"I ascend you to Halmarut, Ascian Overlord and Member of the Convocation of Fourteen!"
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As he does so, a red glyph appears over the tree's trunk.
It seems that something about the tree has changed!
Whilst this happens, Flutterina sits back, and prepares to enjoy the show.
She stares closely at Bravocat...
But her vision is soon obscured!
As Valvatti and Ninetails begin their song and dance...
Ninetails' tails elegantly flow across the stage, in time to a song sung by Valvatti.
"Tell me, oh ghost of winter, why you test us so
Why you batter us with winds of howling death
And why the colors of life are overrun by white and go
To pastures far away, inside your frozen sheath
For then, the wonders enter
Oh ghost of winter
The moonlit fields of crystal lights, they glow
Hues of a rainbow
On endless snow
For then, the world is born anew
In the months few
If challenge is what you wish to bring in here
We will have no fear
And shed no tear"
Each of Ninetail's tails spatters paint across the walls, causing the blood storm to dissipate...
And a beautiful aurora borealis to appear in the sky in its place!
But its beauty cannot be appreciated for long - quickly, a snowstorm pops up!
As he shouts, something becomes obvious. A faint aura surrounds each of them, different for each, but in both cases - seeming to guarantee success.
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"Let's see what happens when the proverbial unstoppable force meets an immovable object"
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...but this proverb was always lacking.
It never took into account outside interference.
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For as the stage begins to crackle, and small tears open in reality as the paradox sets in...
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Bullets spray the area, hitting Bernkastel in the leg!
Omen cackles drunkenly from the side of the stage.
And, in a single second, someone who was not there before appears centre-stage.
It's - Abraham Lincoln??
He stabs Kuro in the back!
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And as the Spy's disguise falls away, and he sneaks off, one last actor makes their surprise appearance...
No-Face leaps from the ground beneath Bravocat, and swallows him whole!
They try to spit him out, but...
He's determined to stay inside??
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Weird.
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Nikola OrsinovBOT26-Mar-22 08:52 PM
As the snow dies down, everyone on stage can notice something.
Just at the back of the audience, one of the tears caused by the paradox remains open.
And through it can be seen a rainbow, a shifting hue of undulating colours.
And something approaching - quickly.
The Ratatosk Express, derailed once more, skids through the audience, smashing seats aside and causing spectres to flicker. It careens across the room, narrowly missing the stage, before smashing into the wall and coming to a stop beneath the directors box.
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MysteryBotBOT26-Mar-22 09:11 PM
(edited)
Omen stayed here.
Ninetails stayed here.
Bravocat moved to ???Tree stayed here.
??? stayed here.
Valvatti stayed here.
Kurukuru stayed here.
Flutterina stayed here.
Max Bialystok stayed here.
No-Face stayed here.
Bernkastel stayed here.
Jay Finch stayed here.
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MysteryBotBOT26-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 9-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The majority of the stage is given up to a large pirate ship, with a tree as the main mast! The tree has a strange sigil marked on it, and from its branches flies a pride flag. You can hear sea shanties being played in the background! The ship sails in a snowstorm, a blizzard whipping ice across the sea.. On the lower sections of the stage, you can see beneath the sea, deep down to a castle full of mermaids!
On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked.
But none of the sea is water. It's been replaced with an ocean of blood, and so has the torrential rain.
The remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch, to the side of the stage, have been turned into a makeshift fort! It's covered in rotten tomatoes!
From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. Beneath the box, and throughout the audience, carriages of a train are strewn, smashed into the walls and floors. The area does not seem very structurally integral.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM. Additionally, you can instantly move to the DIRECTORS-BOX and the AUDIENCE.
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Zepia Eltnam Oberon
A broken man. Blood sprays from his eyes, like a fountain.red-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
eye-bloodVISIBLE Blood is seeping from Zepia's eyes!
Spark
spark-boardVISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast.
super-staffVISIBLE With this staff, Spark becomes super-powered! He can channel electricity no matter where he is, and pass it through multiple targets at once!
Omen
couchVISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
Ninetails
Hulking cream-coloured fox with nine writhing, swirling tails. Ink stains each of their tasseled tips like worn paintbrushes. Is that... just a mask, or is something bonded to their face? It's hard to say.red-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
paintingVISIBLE It's a painting of Valvatti and Ninetails, sat together in a bar!
No-Face
A tall slender black ghostly figure with a white mask. Has the voice of a cold aloof Japanese woman.
Max Bialystok
The Spy
spahcoffee-bagVISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Phanto Mask
keyBIGVISIBLETAKEABLE It's a big, red, flashing key! This key could open anything - like, anything anything! That includes things that... probably shouldn't be opened.
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?red-glyphVISIBLE The mark of Halmarut, Ascian Overlord.
Trainee Chef
forgred-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
Nagisa Furukawa
A high-school-age girl.dango-costumeVISIBLE It's a huge, dango-shaped costume! Nagisa isn't currently wearing it, but it's still so big its visible!
Kuro
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit.black-duffelVISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside?
backstabVISIBLE Kuro is heavily bleeding from a wound to the back. It might affect his movement - there's a chance he'll stumble and fail.
Bernkastel
knifeVISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this.
red-crystalVISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright red!
leg-woundVISIBLE Bernkastel has a bullet lodged in her leg. It seems to be affecting her ability to stand - there's a chance her leg might give way whilst trying to do an action.
???
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my gloryrecruitsVISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat.
half-maskVISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask.
Zoe
she/herȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better.
zoe-dressVISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma!
mechVISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
umbrellaVISIBLE An umbrella is sticking out of the mech. It's keeping it nice and dry!
blindfoldVISIBLE It seems Zoe is unable to see any rollover that happens whilst blindfolded!
jelly-babyVISIBLE A large jelly baby that impacted hard into Zoe. She's covered in serious bruises, and in addition, she won't be able to physically move or act until freed from it!
Valvatti
Buy my book, Runouden puoli vuosisataa, out in stores now.acoustic-guitarVISIBLE You can play any number of songs on this!
Robbie Rotten
triple-troubleVISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
bruiseVISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot.
mechVISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
owner-outfitVISIBLE An outfit worn by the owner of this theatre! Whoever is wearing it can re-cast people, changing their roles or archetypes with their consent.
Max Stirner
A great and horrid thing. All of its human features have gone now. It stands meters above you, dozens of arms moving in unnatural ways. The void of space fills its gaping maw.sauerkrautVISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal.
hot-sauce-smearVISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things.
stringsVISIBLETAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef.
sharp-stringsVISIBLE Sharp strings, fused into Nyarlathoteps hands, and trailing to Trainee Chef.
Orion Pisces
A blueish purple furred deer with long, bright blue hair partially tangled in a set of antlers. Sea stands exhausted and on the verge. The look in Seas eyes tell you sea. is. done. [SEA/SEAS]pendantVISIBLE A small gift Matchstick bought you back at the Showerlights Festival when you first met. It looks like it’s made of gold but really it’s just nickel, you still hold near and dear as you wear it around your neck. He engraved it with a small poem on the back to personalize it.
Though tonight
We see the
falling lights
The brightest
Shine is from
Your eyes.
<3 -Match
Otherwise it does nothing special but remind you that though you’re far apart now, you’ll still love each other when you’re back together.
Kurukuru
laceratedVISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Flutterina
she/her
Little moth girl
Pasqualo Trianglini
A blond-haired lanky-looking boy. A watermark is always plastered across him. Any pronouns, and talks "Informally - with REFERENCES!"
Pasqualo is accompanied by a disembodied voice called Cathode. He uses he/him pronouns, and [speaks in lowercase in brackets]cathodethemeVISIBLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxjnsrqh0jelly-baby-shotgunVISIBLE The shotgun is empty, having spent its only charge.
peppermint-uziVISIBLE It's an uzi that fires bullets made of peppermint! It won't do much damage to anyone who isn't already wounded, but you can spray it at multiple targets at once!
netVISIBLE The mech is dragging whoever is contained in this net along! They're trapped inside it.
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part."candy-cornVISIBLETAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them.
candy-corn-revolverVISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots!
gambit-schemaVISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face!
inkVISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
I hope it... wasn't boring, Bernkastel.
Emet-SelchBOT26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Thats quite a lot of people
Problem SleuthBOT26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
[yeah. its been a bit]
Emet-SelchBOT26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Where did you all even come from
Orion PiscesBOT26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
the theatre
1
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
I would not wish to rush the introductions. I shall await, a little.
Orion PiscesBOT26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
oh no please
rush them
FlutterinaBOT26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Oh t-this i-is q-quite a lot…
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Great, great great! You know, all the schemes going on here get kind of annoying after a while! Really, the great Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans? Throwing away the chance for everything he's wanted? Something you worked 3 years for before getting pulled away to this place? You call that "trivialities"!?
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
MysteryBotBOT26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
A GM has manually moved Godot into this area.(edited)
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur.moved from: lobby
Max BialystockBOT26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Yeah, let's get introductions out of the way.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
I had hoped to make use of a tear between dimensions...
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
...Have we walked into something?
Orion PiscesBOT26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
(WE DO NOT NEED MORE PLAYERS HERE)
Emet-SelchBOT26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
(LMAO)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 09:16 PM
I must say, Nyartholep, I respect the level of chaos youre bringing about
ZoeBOT26-Mar-22 09:50 PM
We can like... I dunno figure out a way out of this theatre! have a fun adventure I coulda written a lot of fanfic about that!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 09:50 PM
[fuck friendship]
[ive had enough of it i just want to fight]
ZoeBOT26-Mar-22 09:50 PM
Wooow(edited)
Emet-SelchBOT26-Mar-22 09:50 PM
If this wasnt in this theatre you might even have brought about a calamity
ZoeBOT26-Mar-22 09:51 PM
You're really boring
If this really is some online ttrpg type thing the combat better be good or else you're REALLY stupid
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 09:52 PM
[well, the whole game's been wheeling up to this point for me. so it better be]
ZoeBOT26-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Huh?
I just don't get you. To me it seems like you decide to be evil just to be "relevant", and then complain that you have no other choice!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 09:55 PM
[for me, from my perspective -- this is the best objective game ive played in more than a year. i don't really care about being evil or causing chaos, it was just something new to try for once. the narrative relevance is true though, i do love being in the limelight.]
[and if i had the choice of coming forth like this and dynamically... throwing the theatre into chaos, or being part of a stagnant group where nothing really felt like it changed...]
[well id choose the first]
[its easy]
[i value my own play over that of others]
ZoeBOT26-Mar-22 09:57 PM
Mean!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 09:58 PM
[yep! i feel like an asshole, but at least im secure in knowing im an asshole who likes to cause a spectacle]
ZoeBOT26-Mar-22 09:59 PM
This feels like it's very personal and a part of some bigger thing I dont know about but man I just wanted to see some romance
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Anyone want to fill me in on what's going on? I haven't seen most of you for a while, if at all.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:03 PM
[oh fuck is that spark?]
[nice to see another person show up from co-written]
[how ya doin? enjoying the chaos?]
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:04 PM
No.
Also, have we met?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Chaos... Is the death of plans.
You can scheme and scheme and scheme and then...
ZoeBOT26-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Already love ya
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Something turns up out of the blue, and everything goes sideways.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:05 PM
[huh]
[hrm]
[well, my name is cathode]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:05 PM
My closest partner in all this has been eaten.
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Spark flashes her a weak finger-gun.
Also, oh, Cathode? I...feel like I've heard that name, anyways.
Eh. That whole time was a bit of a blur to me, but I guess everywhere you and that deer go is like this.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:06 PM
[heh. figures.]
[yeah, basically it is]
[this time its more fucked up than most, i believe]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:06 PM
I'm considering giving up as opposed to continuing to go through this misery.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:07 PM
[even considering the... weird. metanarrative. shit. that happened with co-written]
[but uh]
[y'know, you were a pretty alright guy back there]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:07 PM
I was fated for loss in the original timeline, and so it has been granted to me once more.
Emet-SelchBOT26-Mar-22 10:07 PM
I for one would love to turn this into a finale for the ages
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Well, thanks, I guess. I try to be alright if nothing else.
Nagisa FurukawaBOT26-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Ehh?? Give up? ...What do you mean by that?
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Anyways, I'm really just here to escape, and show that Stirner a piece of my mind.
You've been up to a lot of that, haven't you, Triangle boy?
Or should I say...
CATHODE?(edited)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:12 PM
[its]
[... its cathode]
ZoeBOT26-Mar-22 10:12 PM
......wow.....yeah thats his name....
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:12 PM
[have i not made that clear?]
GodotBOT26-Mar-22 10:12 PM
(fixed it)
Nagisa FurukawaBOT26-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Even still...there's got to be a way forward! We can try to find a way to heal your wound. And...and these enemies...you can still move on even with enemies. I'm sure of it!
GodotBOT26-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Now, I have done some... Investigation myself.
ZoeBOT26-Mar-22 10:13 PM
//Imma go sleep now byeee
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:14 PM
[interesting]
[what's your info?]
GodotBOT26-Mar-22 10:15 PM
I have striking evidence that you, have committed the greatest crime of them all.
Not on how you like your coffee...
It's the crime of playing a god.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:16 PM
[is that even in any law book?]
[i mean, i buy it but]
GodotBOT26-Mar-22 10:17 PM
I have evidence of one of many deeds you have done, and it doesn't look good for you buddy.
I suggest you find an attorney.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:19 PM
[hm... ok]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:19 PM
There is a solution to my problem, but... It's not a good one by any stretch of the imagination.
GodotBOT26-Mar-22 10:19 PM
Your trial is set next phase, cathode.
Prepare wisely.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:20 PM
[then, i will look.]
Abraham LincolnBOT26-Mar-22 10:22 PM
I am not sure if that is necessarily a crime, just perhaps quite selfish. Keep in mind I may also be missing some information.
GodotBOT26-Mar-22 10:22 PM
Oh you sure are.
Nagisa FurukawaBOT26-Mar-22 10:24 PM
...What do you have in mind?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:25 PM
[well, i believe i have found an attorney.]
[he's well used to the territory, so... good luck.]
Abraham LincolnBOT26-Mar-22 10:28 PM
Who might that be?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:28 PM
I could do what Nyarlathotep wanted me to and escape with my life.
[we considered saul goodman, attorney at law... before we eventually found out that the smith fellow here who's been acting as security has past in law.]
[this is going to be entertaining.]
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:30 PM
You never do let your puppets speak, heh.
I, for one, would be curious to know what they think of... all this.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:31 PM
I am freaking the hell out right now.
I am... NOT used to nets!
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Oh, you are... in a net.
Heh...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:32 PM
I'm trying my best to rip myself out, though!
[he is]
[anyways thats basically all pasq can focus on at the moment. i imagine he wants to punch some people too]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
I didn't choose lightly, you know, Lady Bernkastel.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
You worked... 3 years, was it? For a plan to get all the wealth and such you wanted? Then you were given a chance to get freedom from here along with all the wealth you wanted, then just called it a triviality, didn't you?
Dan SmithBOT26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Hell of a crowd still
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
You may not have chosen lightly, but that doesn't mean you made the right decision. It sounds more like you made a terrible one, to me.
Dan SmithBOT26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just here to watch
Maybe talk a little shit
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
May I ask... what you are doing, Bernkastel?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:42 PM
A triviality in comparison to the possibilities of the paradox.
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Paradox...?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Ah, you didn't see my moment of triumph, why that broken train is over there.
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:42 PM
The train... is from the detective?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Bernkastel and I, both have abilities that guarantee our success.
Dan SmithBOT26-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Wait a second
You're the fuck who brought that train in?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:43 PM
I had them clash. And those moments were beautiful! I opened rifts in the very universe!
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:43 PM
I think this was a bit of a misunderstanding. I'm pretty sure Sleuth brought the train in.
From my point of view, it appears like you did Jack Shit.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:43 PM
[sleuth brought the train in]
[you?]
[you did jack shit]
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Nothing at all.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
[sleuth opened a portal from the imaginary universe.]
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
You threw away your opportunity for such a stupid reason.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
...
Dan SmithBOT26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Jeez that's a good thing then
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
...Opportunity?
Little PuppetBOT26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Uhm... I worry what you'd say about my deal then...
Dan SmithBOT26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
For a second I thought I'd have to be grateful to you
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Well, unless you'll reconcile and let their deal happen again.
Dan SmithBOT26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
I mean, if it weren't for that train I wouldn't be here right now
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
[i believe that the work i have to do for my goal to be achieved is...]
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
It is not like you can simply... "abandon" a deal made with me.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
But they did call your deal a triviality that they wouldn't pick.
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Why would you want to be here?
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
And knocked my axe out of my hand... that was awfully rude of you, you know, Kuro...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
[well, it's negligible in comparison.]
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Maybe not simply.
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
My deals are not... mandatory.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
[...was the train running particularly late or early?]
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Everybody has been simply... willing to follow through on them.
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:46 PM
People sure seem to be acting like they are.
Dan SmithBOT26-Mar-22 10:46 PM
It was running
On time
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Hah...
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:46 PM
What's so good it's worth all this, anyways?
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:46 PM
I do usually have... some sort of punishment for people... But not today, no.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:46 PM
[well, spark]
[you wouldnt know, would you. the deer would've]
[but...]
[That Man.]
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:47 PM
What is... so good?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:47 PM
[That Man, who took over my game.]
[I want him dead.]
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Oh... this again.
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Can't you just do that yourself?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:47 PM
[and ill destroy as many areas as it takes to see that happen]
[he ran me over with a truck]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:48 PM
(narration said one of the rifts that was created was what it came through, I didn't know I accomplished Jack Shit, I mean, they even played the song I picked out)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:48 PM
[without me even being aware]
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:48 PM
...Kuro...
You said there were... Two rifts?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:48 PM
[...two?]
[we only made one rift to this area.]
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:49 PM
(maybe im wrong but wasnt that ooc)
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:49 PM
(I'm reacting to a previous message)
(i forgor the reply )
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
Many small tears in reality opened.
Dan SmithBOT26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
That sounds bad
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
(oh wait yeah)
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
Anyways. I ask again, what's worth helping this guy?
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
(i think the train was like a combination maybe?)
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
That you can't just do yourself?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
It was SOMETHING. IT WAS NOT "JACK SHIT"!
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
(it says the train came from one of the rifts caused by the paradox)
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Hm...
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:51 PM
(so sleuth was the reason behind the train itself but the paradox was probably the reason it came on stage)
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:51 PM
You did do something, then.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Well, still wasn't responsible for the train.
I have another kitty to play with, though, so maybe you can do something else and cut it with the paradox stuff this time?
My goal is still only Bravocat. I don't care about you much, frankly.
Dan SmithBOT26-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Great I do have to thank you then
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:52 PM
I still... do not know what this "paradox" talk is about.
Dan SmithBOT26-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Thanks, if it weren't for you, Coyote would still be here trying to keep order
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:52 PM
We both have abilities that guarantee success.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:52 PM
You haven't heard of the unstoppable force/immovable object paradox?
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Oh... That.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:53 PM
What, so... Do you want to cause a paradox and rip open reality now or something?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:54 PM
[ah. that paradox.]
[i see what's going on here, now.]
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:54 PM
It was worth a try to create one, and slip through the cracks that form in reality. In search of the explanation I so crave.
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:54 PM
May I ask... what this explanation would be for?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:55 PM
"What is this place?"
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Hahaa...
I could not tell you myself.
Have you tried... the maze?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:55 PM
I've heard it's endless...
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:56 PM
So, since it didn't work completely the first time, just don't try it again please.(edited)
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Why are you so against such a thing... Bernkastel?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 10:57 PM
It did make for quite the light show, at least... Kuro smiles, before wincing.
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 10:57 PM
I only want to fulfill my deal now.
I've had plenty of entertainment from everything else going on.
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Then you should deal with the... no-faced one.
...
@No Face What sort of... "job" did you wish for?
No FaceBOT26-Mar-22 10:58 PM
I will be eating the little girl this phase, but afterward, I am free to do whatever bidding you desire
NyarlathotepBOT26-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Hahaa... Very well.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:59 PM
[...hm. yeah. apart from my court session happening next phase... well, i have some areas i would like to destroy. ones that arent being inhabited anymore, and are useless to most anyone. i'm hoping this works]
[ah yess]
SparkBOT26-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Which, may I ask?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 10:59 PM
[eating little children, the pastime all true heroes strive for]
[eh, i was planning on going for that dressing room.]
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
I am. I'm just saying I'd rather Kuro doesn't interfere again.
No FaceBOT26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
points at bernkastel that one
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
[apart from that, i dunno. definitely not the rafters. maybe backstage. im considering the bar and lobby as possibilities, too]
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Can you respect that at least, clawblade-cat? Even if you didn't respect your own deal with Nyarlathotep much.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
My partner's been eaten, and I'm injured. I'd have no chance.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
[but the dressing room comes first, because i do not believe anyone else is using it]
[i personally doubt it, but... fine. dressing room, bar, backstage, then lobby. might see if i can do them in twos. i dont know how long this game has left, but final phase hasnt been announced yet]
[what]
BernkastelBOT26-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Would Pasqualo or you mind if I use them as a shield for a bit?
A GM has manually moved Bravocat into this area.(edited)
Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear.knife-woundVISIBLE Bravocat has patched up the wound in his stomach, and whilst it still seems to be bleeding a little, the flow is stopped.
cat-maskVISIBLE A giant cat mask, stitched together with green fabric! The mouth is splattered with blood.
moved from: no-face
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Mr. Choo Choo
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Ta-Da!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Who the hell are you
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Not wholly my doing, apparently.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
Well, that's annoying.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
I hear I'm expected.
KurukuruBOT27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
BRAVOCAT HAS CRAWLED OUT OF NO-FACE.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
Still, that's all I'll be remembering you for
No FaceBOT27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
WHAT
NOOO
GET BACK IN
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
Jeez that's disgusting
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
It actually wasn't all that disgusting in there.
Kind of a nice break, all things considered.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
I think this is what some would call a "Cringe Moment"
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
But the show must go on!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
Don't even describe it
Oh wow a real thespian
You seem like you'd be a pain
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:30 AM
Wow, I think that's the first time someone's described me as one.
It's quite fitting isn't it?
No FaceBOT27-Mar-22 02:30 AM
Uuggg, well at least I don't have to listen to your blabbering anymore!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:30 AM
Yeah
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:30 AM
Yes, if I'm going to die here I don't intend to do it in there.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:30 AM
You seem just as annoying as normal actors
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:31 AM
I expect to make it something to remember!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:31 AM
Wow! Someone in this shitty theater I can actually respect!
You got some balls alright
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:31 AM
You wanted me Bernkastel, here I am!
And I would want nothing more than for you to take me down, here and now!
With everybody watching!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:32 AM
Hold on I wasn't paying attention at this part
Are you the one Mrs. "I can't use a knife" stabbed?
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:32 AM
You probably have some kind of trick up your sleeve that'll only work because of how many people are here, don't you?
FOR THE LAST TIME, I CAN USE A KNIFE!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:32 AM
Amateur at best
Tell you what when this is all done I'll introduce you to Kevin
That guy can use a knife
And he can turn invisible too
That's two tricks up your sleeve for the price of 1
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:33 AM
...I suppose that would be fun to learn.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:34 AM
There you go then
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:34 AM
Were you still concerned about that security job at at all?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:34 AM
I'm on a mission to raise some hell so it's only fair I let someone else in on the fun
Who me?
I guess a bit
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:34 AM
This is also the guy that set the theatre on fire and then flooded it in blood.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
Technically I'm still on the job but we both know I don't care
The others though
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
So I'm sure it would be nice to get some revenge on him for at least contributing to everything going to shit, right?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
Yeah they care
Some more than others
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
Ok first of all, the fire was an accident.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
And you have a revolver... I could use the help, if you're fine with that.
I'll let you insult my knife-wielding skills all you want if you do.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
Well buddy that "accident" fucked up the theater bad
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
What's the matter, don't think you could handle me yourself?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:36 AM
And my "pals" Coyote and Con AND the big man himself Garcian had to run around putting them out
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:36 AM
That reminds me, second of all I put them out with the blood.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:36 AM
You didn't
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:36 AM
Why should I bother trying to have a one on one fight with you?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
What's the matter? Have some experience losing one on one fights?
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
Fair duels can get awfully tiring.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
I would know because Coyote had to put them out in the bar and rafters full of blood
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
Ok then third of all that makes no sense!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
But thats besides the point
We can let bygones be bygones right?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
Certainly!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
I have no problem with a little scamp like you
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
Not really.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
Ah, that's good to hear.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
But I'm being overruled by a mmmmmmmm
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:38 AM
I'd just rather not risk anything. I have a very good deal leaning on this.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:38 AM
Let's say 4/7th majority
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:38 AM
Yes, so I've heard.
I should say, I listened in on your little deal.
And while I cannot express my gratitude for your infatuation with me, I have better things to do than be your plaything!
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:39 AM
Hehehe... Why, what's wrong with being my plaything?
You're right on stage, after all...
I'll entertain the audience by killing you... over, and over, and over.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:39 AM
It sounds like quite a dull performance all things considered.
I think I have something quite a lot more exciting in mind!
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:40 AM
I have plenty of interesting ways in store to kill you. It wouldn't get boring any time soon.(edited)
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:40 AM
You got heart girl I'll give you that
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:40 AM
Yes, but in all the wrong places.
Whatever happened to me not being worth the trouble anyway?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Aren't you in the wrong place yourself
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Don't tell me you didn't mean it.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Get your ass back in that guys mouth
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Of course I didn't mean it!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:41 AM
No, no. I think this is right where I should be.
My dear, you're breaking my heart with these lies.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:43 AM
As much as I'd like to jump in, I feel it'll be more fun to actually watch this 1 on 1
That's all I've been doing lately
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 02:43 AM
[if cathode had eyes, you're sure he'd be looking at you tiredly right now]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:44 AM
Good! You'll be a proper audience.
Frankly, we could do with more people that know when to leave others to their business.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:44 AM
Yeah whatever buddy
Anyone know who's the fucking lawyer
As much as I hate courtrooms I'm interested in seeing what they got going on
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 02:46 AM
[it's godot]
[hey, buddy. ok hold on where's the ping on this...]
[@Spy](edited)
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:47 AM
Well a hearty "eat shit" to you Mr. Prosecutor
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:47 AM
Huh.
Not the gentlest soul are you?
I don't believe I even caught your name.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:48 AM
Dan Smith
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Trade name of course the real one has been lost to time
You might have ran into the others during this mess
As you could tell security isn't our usual line of work
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:49 AM
HaHA!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:49 AM
Wow I'm never going to get used to this guy
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:50 AM
A pleasure to meet you! I'm sure you've already heard everybody shouting about me but it's Bravocat, for courtesy.
Ah, there you are, not hiding under that old visage now are you?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:50 AM
Nice to meet you too I guess
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:50 AM
Hello, there!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:50 AM
Surprisingly calm for someone who's about to be stabbed and maybe shot at if I feel like it
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
I've seen worse.
GodotBOT27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
You rang?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
And I've already been stabbed today.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
Yeah I did
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
Haha....
How was the no-faced one's inside?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
Eat shit law man
A bare Willow Tree (un saule)BOT27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
the tree is there
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GodotBOT27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
Excuse me?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
You heard me
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
It didn't have as much to look at.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
It's nothing personal
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
The tree is here, still.
Despite it all.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
I just hate lawyers and courtrooms is all
GodotBOT27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Ah.
Well too bad.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Last time I worked with a lawyer you wanna know what happened?
GodotBOT27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Hm?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Picture this metal man
One courtroom
One briefcase
One dead body
And one God
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
How have you been, cat?
GodotBOT27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Sounds typical.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Oh, you know.
Busy.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
HAha!
How fun.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:53 AM
Quite.
I must say, you've amassed quite an audience for this show haven't you?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:53 AM
I was never expecting something this big, myself!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 02:54 AM
[ah, the tree]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:54 AM
I am quite pleased with my achievements.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 02:54 AM
[you know, im surprised that something as simple as a tree could provide so much solace in this chaos]
[despite everything we've went through]
[the tree is there]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:54 AM
When the TREE is there!
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:54 AM
I wish there was a much smaller crowd currently.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
And I expect it will remain, unless "Stirner" here decides it rather it wasn't.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
The tree's presence is pretty comforting, I can't lie...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
[even if i know that this tree is just one of many actors on this gameboard.]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
People really will bend to anything it wants, won't they?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
Oh, you can call me Nyarlathotep, please.
HAHA!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
[i wonder how it feels to know that godot has finally arrived?]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
That's quite long to say, isn't it?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
Nyar works.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
I preferred the old name, but alright.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Well, I do not have his mask, do I?
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
@Emet-Selch Apologies for bothering you about it once again, but would you mind lending Kyoko and Kiryu to me again this phase?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Ah yes, the mask!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
But yes... people are SO willing to hear my words!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
All this, for a little mask.
Emet-SelchBOT27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Very well
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Ah yes, Emet, I should have expected you to betray me.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
I think it's quite funny, myself.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:57 AM
It didn't quite add up to oppose our friend Nyar here when you serve a chaos god, did it?(edited)
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:57 AM
...I do think you will find help in Spark.
Mayhaps Zoe too?
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:57 AM
Thank you, it's much appreciated again.
Emet-SelchBOT27-Mar-22 02:57 AM
I dont make alliances, I make entertainment.
3\
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NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:57 AM
Hahaa... I like this one.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:57 AM
Funny how I came here seeking much the same thing you did.
A performance.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:58 AM
Will you be preoccupied again, or could you help yourself as well?
Emet-SelchBOT27-Mar-22 02:58 AM
Ironic to end up this way, Hm?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:58 AM
And yet, I've become the very subject!
Oh I think it's quite fitting.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:58 AM
It can't be a great performance without a few tears and blood drops.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:58 AM
I always had a tendency to bite off more than I can chew with my roles.
Well, I've supplied the blood, and I'm afraid you won't be getting many tears from me.
GodotBOT27-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Hm? I've always been here?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Haha... That is fine, Cat.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 02:59 AM
None from me, either.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Sometimes, taking death up front is very much... entertaining too.
You know...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Bernkastel certainly feels so.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
I feel like this is too easy.
So boring.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
I'm sure I could get a copy of you as my piece, even if I lose here... And then I'll make my own gameboard where I can torture you to my hearts content.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
Isn't it? By all means, the odds are utterly against me.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
Yes!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
I haven't even a real weapon!
This knife? It's a fake!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
I did not mean you.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
Maybe you're underestimating the power of the people...?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
Christ I feel like I picked the wrong side in this shit
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
The power of... friendship even?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Sorry to spoil that little twist, but I think it's served its purpose at this point.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Friend... ship...?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Most Gods don't prattle on about this stuff you know?
Emet-SelchBOT27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
I must say though, This stage isnt very fit for such a finale.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
I told you that I'm not trying to be a "good" god.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Ah, the power of friendship is such a stupid concept!
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Aww...
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
I know, it's still grating on me
No FaceBOT27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Stupid!
So STUPID!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Ah... Hello again!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
Just like this job I'm not used to all this
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
No faced one.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
[first time ive seen you and the tree together, personally]
No FaceBOT27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
....
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
But anyway no point complaining anymore
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
If simply believing in eachother was enough to bring about miracles, they'd be happening all the time!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
What is that ghost? Some sort of sigma stare?
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Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
[and, well. it's a play on words. this tree is from the play you took your name from.]
No FaceBOT27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
The most sigma you're ever SEEN!
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Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
I like this ghost
You're a lot better than the ones that usually haunt me
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
Ah....
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
I like this ghost too.
Emet-SelchBOT27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
He's certainly an interesting character.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
Well, if there's anything to have been gained from this performance at least our no-faced friend here got themselves a voice.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
Bravocat, do you want to know something?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:04 AM
Sure! I don't see why not.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:04 AM
I think that's my voice that they have.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:04 AM
I have no use for the key of the mask.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:04 AM
Oh I heard that, I thought you had something interesting to say.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:04 AM
Haha!
How many people is this against you now... Three? Four?
How brudish.
I was expecting a more balanced fight.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:05 AM
Truth be told, we were destined to clash anyways my friend. I'm not a fan of puppetmasters as you may have seen.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:05 AM
Who cares if it's a balanced fight?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:05 AM
Whether that key was of the utmost importance or as disposable as the gum stuck under the seats, I would have opposed you.
And I have, as best I could.
But that's not always enough, is it?(edited)
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:06 AM
You HAVE! You put on the best performance, really.
Emet-SelchBOT27-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Of course its not a balanced fight. Some of us have the common sense to not side with the losing team.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Actually
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:06 AM
The more bloody we can make their death, the more fun it'll be to watch.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:06 AM
This is a good time to ask
Can we get a show of hands for who's on what side
It'll make things easier in case I have to shoot someone
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:06 AM
As Emet said, who wants to side with the losing team?
I think the time to see who's on what side will come when it's time to act.
Then, people will do as they may.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:07 AM
As long as you don't shoot the frog, everything is fine.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:07 AM
Personally I'm with the weird God but hey if Coyote or Con manage to take control again then they're happy to fight for the losing side
Coyote especially sheesh he's fuming right now
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:07 AM
HAHA!
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:07 AM
W-Wha..?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:08 AM
Ah yes, our dear frog.
What a mockery they've made of you.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:08 AM
Mockery!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:08 AM
I suppose it was the fate of someone like you being paired with someone like it.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:08 AM
If there is anyone who you will not insult, it is this frog, cat.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:08 AM
And why is that?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:08 AM
I like it.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
What? Because it is so easily puppeted?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
No.
Haha...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
It is a puppet!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
It is the one that took the most time to settle on a... deal.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
Maybe it just thinks the frog is cute.
I certainly do.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
...
It is cute.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
Is it actually a puppet?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
So what, indecisiveness is a virtue?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
I haven't seen it before but yeah I can see it as cute
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:10 AM
I don't need to explain myself for liking it!
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:10 AM
...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:10 AM
Ha! Still a bit of Stirner in you, hm?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:10 AM
It's Stirner who had a lot of me.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:10 AM
If you're going to make Nyar explain why they like a frog, can you explain why you're so obsessed with the stage?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:11 AM
I'm a performer, dear.
And I suppose Nyar is a puppestmaster too, so yes, it does make sense!(edited)
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:11 AM
I am not that basic.
I am glad you are not annoyed at me, cat.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:12 AM
I don't think most performers would be fine with dying just as long as it'll be on stage for everyone to see.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:12 AM
This is even more... pleasing!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Why should I be annoyed for playing your role?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Haha...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:13 AM
I suppose I am annoyed that Bernkastel decided the best way to take my mask would be my head with it, but that's her problem.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Mayhaps your deal won't be completed...
But perhaps I can offer you...
A performance!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:14 AM
Really now?
You know I'd want nothing more.
Well, if this is to be a real performance, we'll need all the roles together won't we?
How about it? Could you get your "little puppet" to contribute?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Of course...
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
H-Huh..?!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Yes... HAHa!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Wonderful!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
You will broadcast it, little puppet.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
I don't want Bravocat to direct it.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
And if I may be so rude to request, a set designer and a prop designer too?
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
But.. isn't practically everybody already here...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
I suppose we'll have to draw from the audience for that!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:16 AM
I, for one, want Bravocat to direct it.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:16 AM
They've had more than plenty of spotlight as a director already.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:16 AM
I think...
It'd be funny.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
I don't think it would be.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
I can't critique your judgement there!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
No sense of humor, these witches!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
Indeed Nyar, so serious aren't they?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
Well... I guess that Emet is a director.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
I'd like to have a chance at winning this kind of fight, thanks.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
Why doesn't he take part too? We can both direct!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:18 AM
Oh... Yes.
Two directors!
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:18 AM
Performances with people combined seem to tend to bring what the director wants.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:18 AM
Two directors! Now that is suitable for a grand finale isn't it!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:18 AM
Surely, Bravocat won't have full control if there are two... And one of them wants the other dead.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:18 AM
...Fine.
This isn't even really a grand finale.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
HAhaHAHA!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
Well then, consider it my grand finale!
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
The games not over quite yet! Although a lot has happened.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
I knew you liked to put some stakes in your shows...
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
Sure.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
How boring is it when you are guaranteed to succeed?
You need chaos.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
We'll have your grand finale and your public execution at the same time...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
[now this is going to be interesting]
[but still]
[to answer mr. smith's question]
[i'm on nyar's side]
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:20 AM
No surprise there
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:20 AM
[always have, always will be]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:20 AM
Ah yes, you two had a private talk didn't you?
I am curious what he could offer a being such as yourself.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:20 AM
I'm on Nyar's side too, obviously.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:20 AM
HAahahaha.....
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:20 AM
[the head of a man i want desperately dead but that i cannot kill with my own two hands]
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Well if you guys are putting on a performance now I'm in no place to interrupt actors
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Well, Dan, I thought you would be my friend's...
Legal representative.
For next phase!
Your job does not have to begin now.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:23 AM
Of course
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:23 AM
Nyar, you have the power to simply end the life of whoever you wish?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:23 AM
I expected more action but if it's just a performance then whatever
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:23 AM
Yes!
Well...
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:23 AM
If it means fucking with a lawyer then I'm still up for it
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:24 AM
I won't do it if it's boring.
I wouldn't... end the life of anyone here... outside of spectacular ways.
And by my own hands.
But those outside of this theatre are free game!
Mr. Cathode's target over here is one who has posed him... many troubles, yes.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:25 AM
Well I appreciate that you take no satisfaction in killing without any excitement to it, Bernkastel could certainly learn of that.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:25 AM
Of course!
Besides, I will be... a bit busy myself.
I do have a few heroes trying to go after me.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Really? I'd like to see them.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Ah, you have met Spark, yes?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:26 AM
The little fluffball? You're threatened by him?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Appearance barely matters, cat!
You should know this... you are talking to me.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:27 AM
I suppose so!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:27 AM
[to put it simply, he is a man who shares the same initials as mr smith over there. i will leave it at that.]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Even still, it only makes it all the more baffling how easily they've taken to your side.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:27 AM
[and. oh, heroes]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Temptations are a strong thing, aren't they?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:27 AM
I believe... Zoe seemed annoyed at me, yes.
Maybe Sir Rotten, too?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:28 AM
[you know, its surprising how many people have been outright non-hostile or otherwise co-operative]
[i believe the mask just wanted to be left alone]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:28 AM
So boring!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:28 AM
I'll say!
It's almost like they came here for a normal performance or something.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:28 AM
See, this is why I do not reveal myself.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:28 AM
What fun is that!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:28 AM
People always tend to pick my side.
If you had not revealed me! Oh, they would be at each other's throats.
You could have... killed me in secret, perhaps!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:29 AM
I'd rather die in my own dance than live in strings.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:29 AM
Ah, but it matters not now. Perhaps I will simply sit back and... eat this sauerkraut.
That I might have poisoned.
My memory fails me!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Strings, such elusive little things aren't they?
Sometimes it feels as if you can hardly even snatch them with the hands you were given.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Ah...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:30 AM
But you don't have hands do you?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Oh, me?
I have... many appendices that you could refer to as hands.
But... yes...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:31 AM
It's a metaphor.
All these actors, content to dance to your whims.
Rather than put on a show of their own!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:32 AM
You misjudge the situation...
This is simply all a show!
And I am both the director and the audience.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:32 AM
Of what good is a performance that was guided by strings?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:32 AM
Haha...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:32 AM
[in game design]
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NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:32 AM
But you are living proof that those strings are fickle.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
[you call that emergent gameplay]
[in a story, i suppose]
[you'd call that an emergent narrative]
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
I see why people want you dead now kid
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
Well, shortly not-so-living proof.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
Besides, Bravocat!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
[its funny then, that objective is called an emergent narrative engine]
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
I mean Coyote did too actually
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
Once again, I have never forced anyone to accept or follow my deals.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
But you're not making your case better
Also Gods got a point
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
[so, i suppose... we're all guided by strings in life]
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
Despite being an ugly son of a bitch I like the opportunities he's presenting
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
[we just cant see them]
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
I think their gameboards would be far better if they stuck with Untitled Mystery Game instead of changing to Objective.(edited)
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NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
Hahaa...
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
Why the hell do you care so much about opposing him anyway
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
[im impartial, personally]
No FaceBOT27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
(bitch i will cut u (not serious))(edited)
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
He simply... does not wish to see strings on others.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
I agree with whatever that is actually
Huh
Huh!
HUH!
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Now that's something I gotta think about
Strings on others ain't that the truth
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:35 AM
Yeah...
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:35 AM
I am simply... more theatrical with my propositions, yes?
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:35 AM
()
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:35 AM
You are an assassin, right?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:35 AM
You got it
All the Smiths are
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:36 AM
You get paid... in exchange for killing others, under orders given by an authority figure of sorts.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Even the Pablo one?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Never heard of him
But he sounds cool
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Are those not... similar to the deals I make?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:36 AM
[...]
[you sure?]
[because pasq says otherwise]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Some would call me... an effective businessman.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:37 AM
Yeah thats right
I get paid to do it by whoever
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:37 AM
[he saw a pablo smith when he was heading down to hell]
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:37 AM
He is!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:37 AM
[its weird, a bunch of people were going "pablo smith pablo smith pablo smith"]
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:37 AM
He's quite fond of one specific picture...(edited)
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:37 AM
But you're forgetting the big picture
I can reject any contract I choose
And honestly all this talk has got me thinking
I abandoned a job just now didn't I
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:38 AM
Haha... Same goes for my own.
Hm...
You HAVE!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:38 AM
Well
Coyote did
Not like he could actually do it
And yet here I am employed by another guy
What do you say about that cat
A broke my strings and then moved on to put new ones on
If I broke them in the first place, were the strings ever really there?
You sound pragmatic and you seem like a real bleeding heart but that shit'll get you killed
...I would know
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:40 AM
He seems like he'll know soon too!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:40 AM
[i dont believe strings are real, these guys do shit when im not with them on a gameboard]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:40 AM
That's just the thing Nyar, I wanted to see a show of people with their own goals, pursuing them as they see fit!
You, you're a cheat, a shortcut. "Do a little job for the all-powerful Nyarlathotep and get exactly what you want?"
You'd have to be a fool to reject such a deal!
And perhaps, I am a fool...
But at least I can say I've accomplished what I have because I earned it!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
Haha...
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
So you'd rather just do things the hard way
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
Yes...
I like you.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
I've gotten this far because I was capable of it!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
You're an honor type of guy huh
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
Nice opinion.
Unfortunately, your mother
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Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
True
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
True...
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
What?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
I made my friends because I could back it up!
And if I have to prove that you have to die to be free.
So be it!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
Hah... I love all these theatrics.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
[...stupid cat]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I am a cheat.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
[you utter fool]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I am an awful God.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Sounds like someone just likes doing things the hard way for no reason.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Amen to that buddy
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
[death does not mean you're free]
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Amen to that too
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I also don't care about being awful!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I got new respect for you cat
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
This is one of the few ways I had on this gameboard to actually complete what I'm here to do.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I know it.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
Even if you're still a bleeding heart
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
I love playing the part, even.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
[its funny, both halves of my objective are staring you all in the face right now.]
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
But you have to wonder if every single person actually went to the guy for a deal
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
[if i cant do one, i can sure as hell do the other at this point.]
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
Actually thinking about it now
You guys all did that didn't you
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
[nah, i didnt go to him for a deal]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
Haha!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
Wow you see
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
Not really, no...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
[the deal was secondary.]
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
I guess that means we got strings on us
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
[he offered me.]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
Yes!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
Ah! Someone cut them!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
[and i figure, if That Man lives, then]
[so what]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
I have been the one... offering these deals.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
[he'll return in another one of these games]
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
Regardless at the end of the day cat
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
[and then he'll be dealt with then]
[dealing with nyar just means it'll happen shorter]
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
If you reach your goal in the end, isn't that all that matters
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
I've made my point.
But my question to you...
Is what you will do if your little god betrays you?
Nobodies even completed a deal for it yet!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
[eh.]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Oh, someone has!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Why the hell would I care about this chump?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
[id probably fly right up to his face and use sepulchritude]
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
The puppet frog has.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
@Little Puppet, please step forward!
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Well uhm...
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
I'm not officially on contract right now anyway
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
[easy as.]
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
It's a bit complicated..
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Do you want to hear the Little Puppet's deal?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
This is just for fun
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Why not!
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
And we can talk business later
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
It would be entertaining.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
Oh... here we go...
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
Eternal servitude to me...
In exchange for good cooking skills.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
Ah yes, great deal.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
...
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
You think you can make me a good sandwich
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
Are you satisfied with it, "Trainee Chef?"
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
He can make you the best sandwich.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:47 AM
I'm truly amazed at the little puppets negotation skills.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 03:47 AM
I'll have to taste it to believe it
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:47 AM
That's uh...
Uhm...
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:47 AM
Ah, I did omit a detail.
Eternal servitude... excluding orders that would lead him to... directly harm another.
He did negotiate!
It was... interesting!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:48 AM
I asked you a question, my dear.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:48 AM
I in fact... proposed another deal...
Two!
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:49 AM
I don't know...
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:49 AM
One... was to serve me to only a few phases.
The other... was to walk away... without being allowed to talk of this encounter.
I made him choose between all three.
I am... quite amazed at this choice.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:50 AM
...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:50 AM
Such is the nature of a puppet, to seek a master.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:50 AM
But clearly... this is what he wanted.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:50 AM
[they chose this.]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:50 AM
Funny how the rest of you will sneer at its plight while doing just the same.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Not really.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:51 AM
[mm. i do feel pity for the little guy, but it was his own choice.]
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:52 AM
I could stop dealing with them whenever I wanted to. I've just spent too much time to bother changing my way of going about my goal now.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:52 AM
It's quite funny...
I truly expected everybody to turn on me after this... "grand reveal"!
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:52 AM
If I fail, I suppose I'll just move onto the next gameboard.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:53 AM
I suppose we both thought the same!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:53 AM
[i]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:53 AM
I thought people would rise up against such a devious puppetmaster!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:53 AM
[bravocat i feel like you're expecting me to have some kind of grand emotional revelation but realistically i just dont give a shit?]
[i never did]
[i knew i was being manipulated from the start]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:53 AM
Do I look like I'm trying to get anything out of you all?
You're set in your ways.
I'm only leaving a parting message.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:54 AM
[i walked alongside stirner, then nyar - and i'd like to think we gained a friendship]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:54 AM
Ironically, I am the only one appreciating it.
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:54 AM
A parting with no value.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:54 AM
[spiteful, im sure]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:54 AM
We'll see of how much value it is of.
Or perhaps, you'll see.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:55 AM
Hahahaaa!
I will!
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Well, I meant your parting message. That'll never have any value.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Maybe morals are necessary for a more... balanced performance.
Like a diet! Hahaaa....
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Your parting action is the only thing that really matters.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
I don’t like this…
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
[would you believe this is the first gameboard ive acted as a villain?]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
You do not have to look, Little Puppet.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
I assure you, it will be one to remember!
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Hehe... Acting as a villain is pretty fun.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:58 AM
[in all others ive either tried to stick to some sense of morals or... well. ive been an anti-villain. pasq here is where things were at the most villainous before this gameboard]
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:58 AM
They don't tend to win on these gameboards though, do they?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
[usually aren't powerful enough. or they're ganged up on.]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Ahahaa...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Ironically, both are the case on the opposite end.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
No...
I do remember...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
But Nyar here is giving me a nice chance to go out with a bang!
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Seems like this is the greatest chance we'll have.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
If Spark and Zoe will help you, perhaps you will get a better chance.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
[bravocat, i could kill you before you even went out with a bang.]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
I don't need help now, I only need collaborators for the performance.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
Cathode... That is so boring!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
[and thats why i am not, nyar]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
And all of you sound eager to join in!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
[why ruin the fun?]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
Hm....
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
As long as them going out with a bang doesn't involve me dying.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Not sure about that…
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:01 AM
You have barely been scratched, Bernkastel!
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Well, I suppose dying is the wrong term...
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:01 AM
[ah, yeah. kill pasq. sure. i'll still live. so will sleuth.]
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 04:01 AM
But looks like I might have to be the cinematographer for this..
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Funny how the only person here who truly has no choice is the one who stands up.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Ah...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Besides me I suppose, but I'm not in the equation am I?
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 04:02 AM
My piece on this gameboard could be disposed of, but it's a lot harder than that to kill a Witch.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Playing with fire was more fun...
Perhaps I should stoke the flames of chaos once more.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:02 AM
[well, when all you have is a nuclear bomb...]
[everywhere begins to look like a detonation site]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:02 AM
...
@Spark, you are still... a hero, yes?
Ah... perhaps he is... not available.
Well!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:05 AM
I don't need heroes my dear, really.
Though if there are any more actors who would like to involve themselves, please do!
I suppose I do still need a set designer and a prop designer...
And I happen to know one of those.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT27-Mar-22 04:06 AM
You need only a set designer, of course.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Thank you Kuro, I'm glad you're still willing to aid after... all this.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 04:06 AM
The Tree..?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:06 AM
...you've heard my feelings for you.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:06 AM
The TREE!
The Tree is there despite it all!
What a grand being!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:07 AM
The tree is a little... unreliable, in my experience.
Could we try Ninetails? It was quite eager to participate in the previous performances.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Ahaha...
Who?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:08 AM
The great beast!
@Ninetails this one!
SparkBOT27-Mar-22 04:08 AM
Oh, it's you.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:08 AM
Do you know how much this narrows it down?
SparkBOT27-Mar-22 04:08 AM
What are we doing?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:08 AM
I'm going to die spectacularly, wanna make it even more spectacular?
SparkBOT27-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Sorry, I'm busy killing someone else.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Who'd that be?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:09 AM
That would be me!
HaHAHA!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Ah, perhaps Spark here is a real hero!
I'm quite glad there's at least one other here willing to stand up to the odds.
Though I fear he may share the same fate as me going like that.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:10 AM
Ah... I don't think so.
SparkBOT27-Mar-22 04:10 AM
I know what I'm doing.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:10 AM
I never made a deal against... him!
This will be more balanced, yes...
How fun!
If you wish more help... you should ask Zoe.
She seemed to hate me.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:11 AM
She didn't have much of a taste for me when I met her either, though to be fair my attitude has changed since then!
SparkBOT27-Mar-22 04:11 AM
Guess she has morals.
She seemed to like me fine enough.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:11 AM
Hahaa...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Well my friends, I wish you luck, but I shall still be putting on this performance.
It's not like I can do much more with a fake knife.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Of course!
And I will be... putting on my own.
Playing the part of the Villain!
How exciting!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Really now? I didn't know you the performing type!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:12 AM
[oh, we're playing parts?]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Like you said, audience and director!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:12 AM
[we're acting as our roles, so to speak?]
[...did i ever say mine?]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:13 AM
Have I not been performing as... a philosopher?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:13 AM
[because, you know. its funny, in retrospect]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:13 AM
Ha! And I suppose I've been performing all this time as well.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:13 AM
[i wonder what will happen when the spotlight hits the stage]
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 04:13 AM
Performing as a BITCH
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Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:13 AM
[because my word, as an actor, is cathode]
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Bravocat...
Truth be told, I made the name up!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Heh.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Bernkastel, you wanted to see what was under the mask?
I suppose now you will get to!
I hid under that name for a long time, but I think now I'm getting over my stage fright.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Ah, you will perform too?
Wunderbar!
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:15 AM
[hm. well.]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:15 AM
I wouldn't want you to... interfere with the Heroes, yes?
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:15 AM
[pasq is still stuck in this net, and i have a feeling that we're in the final act of this play.]
[why not?]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:16 AM
It is only fair... if the cat gets a group against him...
I would get one against me!
...And you do have a trial.
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:17 AM
[nyar, i dont care about the performance; about the theatrics, about any of it. im not apathetic, im nihilistic.]
[there's a difference.]
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 04:17 AM
(me when I'm in a making games too short competition and my opponent is an objective player)(edited)
Pasqualo TriangliniBOT27-Mar-22 04:17 AM
[nihilistic people are at least allowed to be curious]
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:17 AM
Curious!
Well...
I won't stop you.
I will be busy!
I have not had this sort of... "showdown"... in a long time!(edited)
It should be spectacular.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:20 AM
I expect as much!
NinetailsBOT27-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Hrmph. If you're looking for a gilded demise, I suppose I can honour that wish.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Oh, hello!
I have nigh talked to you.
NinetailsBOT27-Mar-22 04:23 AM
What would you ask of me, cat?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT27-Mar-22 04:23 AM
What shall the backdrop for such a show be?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:24 AM
I'm thinking a performance about appearances,visages perhaps.
How does a lot of mirrors sound?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:24 AM
HaHAHA!
Appropriate!
NinetailsBOT27-Mar-22 04:28 AM
With respect, you have stirred up quite the worldly crisis in me. I thought myself a spirit, an extension of nature, and here YOU ARE, some sort of. Monster of the stars. It is much easier to try and ignore the impossible looming beast in the room than to rationalise what I've seen.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:28 AM
HAHAhaha...
It's funny.
I have stirred up the crisis in this entire theatre, it looks like.
NinetailsBOT27-Mar-22 04:29 AM
I suppose it can be done. The blizzard might... hemorrhage visibility, but I imagine it will make the whole ordeal suitably dramatic.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:29 AM
It'd hardly even be a crisis if you weren't trying to make it so.
If you weren't, it'd be more of an execution.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:29 AM
HAHAA...
Yes!
Executions are boring...
Humans do executions.
I do spectacle.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:30 AM
Thank you Ninetails, it's a shame we couldn't have worked together more.
You've proved a wonderful performer.
NinetailsBOT27-Mar-22 04:31 AM
And you an intriguing spearhead for all this.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:34 AM
I suppose I can't help myself, when there is a need for someone to take center stage I cannot resist!
I only hope this performance may spark something more interesting than the last whimper of a flame.
SparkBOT27-Mar-22 04:37 AM
I'm right here, man.
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BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:37 AM
Ha- Hahahahaahhaaaha!!
Ahaha...
Very funny.
Unless you take genuine offense to me acting as if things are all over, which to be fair, they're not.
But it's going to take a lot more people like you and a lot less like them.
I suppose that's what I hope to change with this.
I think Nyar will enjoy it.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:40 AM
I will!
SparkBOT27-Mar-22 04:41 AM
I did have an idea for the stage stuff, actually, if you supposedly can do it.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:43 AM
Frankly...
I will enjoy this no matter how it turns out... as long as it is theatrical.
And... if my current form perishes...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:43 AM
You know me!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:43 AM
Wouldn't that be a... "happy" ending?
Haha...
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:43 AM
I suppose it would.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:43 AM
Not that I expect it.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:43 AM
But I really don't intend to just kill anybody with this performance.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:44 AM
Yes, yes...
I mostly was referring to the little Hero.
SparkBOT27-Mar-22 04:45 AM
Feels a little patronizing when put like that.
But, uh...If you can, Bravocat, or whoever you are, maybe try to make the stage kinda bright? Flashy, you know? Just so the audience has their eyes peeled on the action.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:46 AM
I believe the lighting controls are in the rafters.
But I'll see what I can do!
SparkBOT27-Mar-22 04:46 AM
Ah. Well, yeah, do your best.
Has...anyone been up there, even?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT27-Mar-22 04:46 AM
If there's someone in the rafters... They might be able to hear the audience.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:46 AM
I have been up there!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:47 AM
I was up there with Kuro back in phase 3.
We had ourselves a nice conversation.
Pleasant memories.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 04:47 AM
Uhm… Bravocat, I… might not be too helpful.. but if you have any specific cinematography styles in mind.. I can try to use them…
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:48 AM
Specifics...? Hm, I've never really considered them.
Not really my expertise.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 04:48 AM
Oh uh… do you know what a Dutch angle is?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 04:49 AM
I've heard the term.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 04:49 AM
That’s an example…
I uh.. wish I could do more…
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:50 AM
I am sure that you know how to make it... interesting.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 04:50 AM
Make things interesting
Now that's a phrase I haven't heard in forever
I like it
SparkBOT27-Mar-22 04:50 AM
You haven't?
With all these people here?
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 04:51 AM
In case you haven't noticed, I just got here
Although even then, the other Smiths were just running around putting out fires alone
SparkBOT27-Mar-22 04:52 AM
I mean, you're about as new to me as half of the people here, so.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 04:52 AM
Fair point cartoon mascot
Actually no
You're more of a cereal mascot
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:53 AM
Oh! I nearly forgot... something.
Little puppet, if my current form were to... collapse.
SparkBOT27-Mar-22 04:54 AM
I'm hurt.
I'm at least a billboard mascot.
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Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 04:54 AM
Maybe
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:55 AM
The deal... would still stand, yes, @Little Puppet?
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 04:55 AM
Uhm…
Uh…
I’m not an expert on the eldritch…
Would it..?(edited)
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:55 AM
You will find me once more, no matter what, Little Puppet.
It is binding.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 04:56 AM
Oh…
I-
I see.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:56 AM
HahaaHA!
At least, you will never have to put up with this... Stirner mask of mine.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT27-Mar-22 06:55 AM
@Nagisa Furukawa, I am concerned for your safety with the amount of violence that's likely about to take place on stage, if I am correctly understanding what is about to occur. I would advise you not be around here when time comes.
I am mentally back I was thinking......for a while
I assume nothing has changed are people are still all for destruction and murder out of boredom?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:11 AM
There are a few who seek to oppose it.
Including me.
Nyarlathotep has given me the kindness of a final performance to make things interesting!
Perhaps, though I may die, the better may come out on top.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:12 AM
I can protect people and stop any evil plans and stuff I would just... need to know what people plan on doing..
I mean I GUESS I could come up with some way to do stuff without knowing what people are up to but It's more challenging...
So uh, do you by chance know what all the batshit crazy people are up to?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:14 AM
You may want to protect Spark, he's going right after Nyarlathotep.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:14 AM
I don't wanna give my powers away too much, but let's say I can... change what happens this phase
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:15 AM
That... may certainly be helpful!
Because as it is, the good is still quite overmatched.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:15 AM
I WOULD go to some private area and tell you what exactly I can do but I'm kinda TRAPPED for now
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:16 AM
Yes, we lost our convenient little private area a while ago.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:16 AM
huuh?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:16 AM
Just, do what you can to keep those you trust alive, I believe I will be taking care of many of the threats with this final performance.
For a while the director's box was me and Kuro's private meeting room, but the showrunners weren't too happy about it and so they opened it up to all.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:18 AM
Oh yeah right
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:19 AM
Anyways, you asked what they were up to, I suppose I should provide.
Bernkastel is trying to kill me, as you might expect. The same with Emet-Selch.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:20 AM
Why are they trying to kill you?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:20 AM
I believe that "Cathode" one is going to try to stop Spark from attacking Nyarlathotep, though I got a little lost listening to him speak.(edited)
Nyar asked Bernkastel to bring it my mask, Bernkastel decided she'd rather bring the whole head too.
Emet's just run of the mill evil, wants to help bring chaos or some such.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:21 AM
Look, Just so we're clear, I'm gonna help whoever is fine with me doing my best to get out of this theatre and hopefully make as many people as possible not die. And I don't know what your like motivations are.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:22 AM
To be honest with you dear, I only wanted to put on a good performance to begin with.
But at this point, I think our goals are much in line.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:22 AM
Alright
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:22 AM
I want to bring down all who seek to puppet others, for everybody to control their own lives.
Which does include the option to leave this strange place.
Unfortunately, Nyarlathotep has quite a few more friends than I anticipated.
People are easily tempted I suppose.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:23 AM
Wow somebody who isn't completely insane
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:24 AM
It's hard to keep up the happy-go-lucky performer attitude when you've had a guillotine over your head for half your performance.
I don't think it will matter much longer though!
Soon, very soon, this will be over.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:24 AM
Huh?
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:25 AM
Well, over for me. I'm ready for my grand finale!
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:25 AM
Are you gonna die???
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:26 AM
I suppose you could say that.
But it won't be without cause.
My end will bring something greater for all who remain.
Thus far, I've used the power of the performance for fire and blood.
I intend to use it for something more this time!
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:27 AM
uh huh....well good luck I guess??
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:27 AM
Thank you my dear!
It's about time I loosened up.
And... good luck to you, of course.
You have the unfortunate role of living through the rest.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:31 AM
That's very ominous
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:31 AM
That might have been more ominous than I intended to be honest.
Basically, I don't think this performance will fix everything. It's up to you to try to live through everything else this theatre throws at you.(edited)
Speaking of things you have to deal with, I should mention that the ghostly no-faced figure is also set on being evil now.
Why? I haven't really been able to ascertain.
Maybe you can get through to it better than I could.
I did try.
NinetailsBOT27-Mar-22 09:33 AM
I believe they might be hungry?
I have not yet figured out if the whole... eating maneuver is for sustenance or combat.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:34 AM
I would have said "wow what a stupid reason" but it still makes more sense than what I've heard so far
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:35 AM
I'm inclined to agree.
At least there is a reason beyond wanting to.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised those who followed "Stirner" are obsessed with doing purely what they want.
But, as we've established...
So be it!
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:36 AM
I thought i could be friends with another eldritch deity but no they're an asshole...
NinetailsBOT27-Mar-22 09:36 AM
I suppose if it's chaos Stirner wants, enabling rampant self-indulgence is the route to take.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:36 AM
He's certainly got plenty of chaos.
In fact, the only reason this performance is happening is because he wants more!
He thinks it'd be far more entertaining than some execution.
And well, if in this case the status quo the chaos is disrupting is pure evil, I suppose I'm inclined to partake!
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:39 AM
I'm used to chaos from spooky high but it's more funny and... well more fun than whatever's going on here
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:40 AM
I think we hit a good mark back with the second performance.
Just enough chaos, just enough death for a good show.
What actors like Bernkastel have in mind sounds hardly as fun to watch!
NinetailsBOT27-Mar-22 09:40 AM
They have no appreciation for spectacle!
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:41 AM
Precisely!
I'm glad to have someone like you who appreciates such a thing on board for this finale.(edited)
NinetailsBOT27-Mar-22 09:42 AM
I'll do what I can to complement your performance, one last time.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 09:42 AM
I wouldn't have it any other way.
But I think I've done enough dramatic posturing, I must now prepare!
(i am going 2 bed goodnight)
NinetailsBOT27-Mar-22 09:43 AM
As you wish.
(a mimir)
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 09:43 AM
//no apreciation for spectakoo..........
//good night!
Nikola OrsinovBOT27-Mar-22 11:18 AM
I'd like to inform you all that as next phase is likely to be calmer, we'll be fixing a bit of the damage done by the train. As such, there will be no instant moving between the audience and the stage! So, you'd better get your movement coordinated.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 11:35 AM
I DON'T think it will be calmer
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 02:04 PM
HAahahaHAAA!
I am going to be partaking in... good old fighting.(edited)
You may JOIN IN, if you wish! HahaaHAA!
I would not mind seeing another try to... kill me.
It makes for such exquisite conflict, yes, much better than... an entire group against one defenseless person.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 02:32 PM
Nyarlathotep... could I ask a question in the Director's Box... or would here be better?
I would rather have... our cat be the star of the show!
Hahaaa...
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 04:35 PM
B-But… I’ll have to stay on stage to broadcast… won’t I..?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:35 PM
Well.
I meant... off-camera.
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 04:35 PM
Ah…
Should I film anyone's action...?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:43 PM
Hm...
Won't you be busy... broadcasting?
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 04:44 PM
Yeah but...
Filming an action and broadcasting are different... I think...
And I can film an action for free...
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:45 PM
You should... film Zoe!
Little PuppetBOT27-Mar-22 04:46 PM
Okay.
GodotBOT27-Mar-22 04:49 PM
The prosecutor's office would be greatly upset if I shared the details.
You'll just have to wait.
but if you insist, it involves things that happened in this room.(edited)
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:50 PM
HAH!
I'm surprised that I am not... being prosecuted.
GodotBOT27-Mar-22 04:51 PM
It sounds like you want to be put on trial next phase, buddy.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:51 PM
Hahaa...
GodotBOT27-Mar-22 04:51 PM
I wouldn't test your luck.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:51 PM
I do apologize, but my schedule is quite busy!
GodotBOT27-Mar-22 04:52 PM
That's what I thought.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:52 PM
I have some being a villain to do.
Dan SmithBOT27-Mar-22 04:54 PM
Unfortunate
You might want to rethink your legal strategy then you ISZK Land reject
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 04:55 PM
HahaHA!
I don't have to think of a legal strategy when I'm DEAD!
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 05:04 PM
Why
I've heard you say this twice am I that photogenic
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 05:04 PM
Why not!
Maybe you will... do something impressive!
Chaotic!
You... have been "hyping it up".
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 05:05 PM
I'm stuck in jelly
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 05:05 PM
Details, frankly.
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 05:05 PM
Also yeah after thinking about it more I screwed up
BernkastelBOT27-Mar-22 05:05 PM
yes!
The Night of WallachiaBOT27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Ah, Max Stirner, although I believe it is futile to call you this in public now...
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Why, thank you!
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Hello, TATARI!
This is a... new mask!
The Night of WallachiaBOT27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Ah, not quite, not quite!
ZoeBOT27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
I will be able to help people this phase, just not now she grins
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Hahhaha...
Foreshadowing!
The Night of WallachiaBOT27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
It is the same incarnation, after all. I only indulged in some bloodlust.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 05:07 PM
I see....
Well, I was simply assuming you had found an... alternative to my deal.
The Night of WallachiaBOT27-Mar-22 05:07 PM
I must offer you my congratulations, Lady Bernkastel.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 05:07 PM
It would be... entirely fine!
The Night of WallachiaBOT27-Mar-22 05:08 PM
Indeed, you seem to be most experienced in the art of gutting and evisceration.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 05:08 PM
Out of... curiosity, yes... What are you planning on doing now?
The Night of WallachiaBOT27-Mar-22 05:09 PM
Oh, and as for our meeting. Does the agreed upon date still stands?
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 05:10 PM
Yes, yes...
I will be busy with...
Some heroes!
But I should last up until next phase, yes...
HahaHAHA!
The Night of WallachiaBOT27-Mar-22 05:12 PM
Yes, indeed, but it is most imperative that we meet on the agreed upon date.
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Of course, yes...
I do ask that... you do not interfere with those trying to kill my current form.
This sort of... "showdown"... is very much entertaining.
Our deal will still stand... either way.
The Night of WallachiaBOT27-Mar-22 05:14 PM
Good, very good. Wonderful, even.
But please be sure to deal with those.... 'spooks', if you will, before the the next scene
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 05:15 PM
I will put on a show, that you can be assured of.
FlutterinaBOT27-Mar-22 05:40 PM
(I do want to say I’m sorry that I’ve been pretty inactive this phase. It’s been kind of a mess for me and stressing me out. Hopefully I’ll be better by next phase)
NyarlathotepBOT27-Mar-22 05:41 PM
(that's okay you're not expected to play all the time)
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 05:41 PM
(yea youre good lou dw about it)
FlutterinaBOT27-Mar-22 05:42 PM
(Thanks)
Nagisa FurukawaBOT27-Mar-22 05:50 PM
Ah, thank you for your concern… I think you’re right about what’s about to happen. I’ll join you in the audience!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT27-Mar-22 06:41 PM
I... won't turn my back now, of all times.
BravocatBOT27-Mar-22 06:42 PM
I think you've given me everything I could need to put on this performance. But since the rules demand all roles participate, how about something attention grabbing, a flare perhaps?
(thats the way i like it and i'll never get bored)
KurukuruBOT27-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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Nikola OrsinovBOT27-Mar-22 07:34 PM
First, let us set the stage.
Emet-Selch points towards the Tree, and shouts
"Halmarut! I command you, bring about the final days once more!"
...but the tree has its own ideas!
And-
So does Ninetails, who sprays paint everywhere!
...
Amidst buildings of grandeur, an ancient city of beautiful marble, a small house sits. It's covered in cobwebs and bones, blasting spooky music and jangling tacky props! Outside, two flags fly, one every colour of the rainbow, one pink white and blue.On the streets outside, dozens of mirrors cover every surface. You're never sure what way you're looking, or who you're looking at, as each one bends and distorts what you see. In every mirror, though, you see one thing - high above, the sky burns, red streaks scarring the clouds.
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KurukuruBOT27-Mar-22 08:29 PM
Spark concentrates for a moment. It seems the lights onstage have gotten brighter!
...Setting the perfect mood for Bravocat to take center stage.
Nikola OrsinovBOT27-Mar-22 08:30 PM
Trainee Chef sets their camera filming.
KurukuruBOT27-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Trainee Chef points his camera towards the audience.
It catches Zoe cheering on Spark!
With a grin, Spark leaps into the air!
Alright... LET'S DO THIS!!!
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Nyarlathotep, despite the seemingly grevious wound, begins... laughing?
Or, some horrid, eldritch approximation of a laugh.
Suddenly, a tentacle whips out from its side, catching Spark!
A gasp can be heard from Zoe as Spark is SLAMMED TO THE GROUND.
The horrid, screeching laughter persists as Spark is tossed against the wall, then the rafters, then the ground, then the wall again!
Nyarlathotep cackles as his seemingly unrelenting assault persists.
Utterly engrossed in this beating, the eldritch abomination doesn't even notice no-face creeping up behind him, ITS MOUTH WIDE OPEN!
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AS THE ELDRITCH HORROR ES ENTIRELY ENCOMPASSED BY NO-FACE'S SPECTRAL VISAGE, THE SPIRIT BEINGS TO SHIFT!
In moments, No Face's form seems to grow, becoming more tangible!
Yet, it doesn't stop - its body continues to grow and morph.
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KurukuruBOT27-Mar-22 09:20 PM
No Face's mask begins to crack as tentacles emerge from its side!
Just as its mask completely shatters, No Face's entire form is encompassed by its tentacles.
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All you can see is a mesh of writhing, pulsating tentacles and appendages, until..!
A mask emerges.
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Then, another.
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Then, hundreds of thousands of masks, FORMING THE SHAPE OF A DRAGON!
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A hulking, eldritch dragon with a swirling, unending pit of black flames where the head should be.
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The audience is going wild as the dragon roars, spitting flame in all directions!
Their cheers, boos, and screams are deafening!(edited)
It's all just a mesh of white noise, until..!
Nikola OrsinovBOT27-Mar-22 09:31 PM
The air is split by a gunshot!
Dan Smith clears the air, and lets Godot walk on stage.
Because Sleuth's gone slack, and someone else has taken over.
"Cathode! I charge you of the crime of playing God! Your trial begins now!"
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He speaks into the phone. "...bring everyone in."
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A helicopter and an airship cross paths. One with a green robot in a crossroads of lifepaths... and one with a purple haired mechanic. They both hear a ringing, and pull out walkie-talkies. The green robot tells a nearby man dressed in a detective outfit.
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KurukuruBOT27-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Tom Scott is currently filming a video. "Today, I'm at Haltmann Wor-" Suddenly, he gets a message on his phone, and beckons Jack Black; the receptionist, to follow him. A steamroller follows onwards behind them, being ridden by a murderous catboy.
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A short, tired-looking bug decked out in gamer gear is pulling up a man in a green biker's helmet up to a ship. After he hauls the man up, a paper airplane hits him in the head. It appears a strange leopard print critter threw it. Meanwhile, a monochromatic octopus swims nearby, yellow doll in hand. All five get a sense that they are needed somewhere else in the world.
...
All of them and many others are all called out - for one purpose.
...who's even left? Oh, right. A man in a purple and blue jumpsuit sits, drinking a beer in a bar. He's contemplating a recent defeat. How could that writer push him out of the game? Suddenly, a familiar face comes up behind him. And who else could it be, but... Cathode. He pats the man on the back. "There are greater things at stake than petty grudges. I'm being taken to court. I need your help."
And so, everybody who Cathode has ever played in an objective game FLOODS INTO THE AUDIENCE! That's right, everyone is here! He'll be able to call on them as witnesses next phase, at the trial.
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MysteryBotBOT27-Mar-22 10:34 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 10-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. A haunted house stands in the middle of a grand city, covered in webs and bones and all sorts of spooky decorations! A series of mirrors surrounds the house, making it hard to see what's real and what's not! The sky is burning, red scars crossing the clouds.
On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked.
The remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch, to the side of the stage, have been turned into a makeshift fort! It's covered in rotten tomatoes!
From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. Beneath the box, and throughout the audience, carriages of a train are strewn, smashed into the walls and floors. The area does not seem very structurally integral.
A load of the audience members are friends of Cathode, here to support him!
A cloud of smoke covers the stage. It seems that no sound can penetrate it.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM. Additionally, you can instantly move to the DIRECTORS-BOX and the AUDIENCE.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Spark
spark-boardVISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast.
super-staffVISIBLE With this staff, Spark becomes super-powered! He can channel electricity no matter where he is, and pass it through multiple targets at once!
batteredVISIBLE Spark is visually battered and bruised, from being slammed against every wall in the room!
Omen
couchVISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
Ninetails
Hulking cream-coloured fox with nine writhing, swirling tails. Ink stains each of their tasseled tips like worn paintbrushes. Is that... just a mask, or is something bonded to their face? It's hard to say.red-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
paintingVISIBLE It's a painting of Valvatti and Ninetails, sat together in a bar!
Bravocat
VIEWING ONLY
No-Face
A tall slender black ghostly figure with a white mask. Has the voice of a cold aloof Japanese woman.
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur.coffee-bagVISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?red-glyphVISIBLE The mark of Halmarut, Ascian Overlord.
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur.
Bernkastel
VIEWING ONLY
???
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my gloryrecruitsVISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat.
half-maskVISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask.
Zoe
she/herȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better.
zoe-dressVISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma!
mechVISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
umbrellaVISIBLE An umbrella is sticking out of the mech. It's keeping it nice and dry!
blindfoldVISIBLE It seems Zoe is unable to see any rollover that happens whilst blindfolded!
jelly-babyVISIBLE A large jelly baby that impacted hard into Zoe. She's covered in serious bruises, and in addition, she won't be able to physically move or act until freed from it!
Garcian Smith
Kurukuru
laceratedVISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Pasqualo Trianglini
A blond-haired lanky-looking boy. A watermark is always plastered across him. Any pronouns, and talks "Informally - with REFERENCES!"
Pasqualo is accompanied by a disembodied voice called Cathode. He uses he/him pronouns, and [speaks in lowercase in brackets]cathodethemeVISIBLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxjnsrqh0jelly-baby-shotgunVISIBLE The shotgun is empty, having spent its only charge.
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part."candy-cornVISIBLETAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them.
candy-corn-revolverVISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots!
gambit-schemaVISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face!
inkVISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO!
Jay Finch doesn't seem to understand that no one can hear them. they are seen going on an impassioned, nervous rant which lasts at least five minutes before they realize no one can hear them
MysteryBotBOT28-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Trainee Chef appeared from ???!(edited)
Trainee Chef
forgred-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
moved from: ???
Omen moved to backstageBravocat moved to ???Godot stayed here.
Tree stayed here.
Godot stayed here.
Bernkastel moved to ???Garcian Smith stayed here.
Kurukuru stayed here.
Jay Finch stayed here.
Pasqualo Trianglini stayed here.
Problem Sleuth stayed here.
Bamboo stayed here.
No-Face stayed here.
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MysteryBotBOT28-Mar-22 08:37 PM
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-----Phase 11-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. A haunted house stands in the middle of a grand city, covered in webs and bones and all sorts of spooky decorations! A series of mirrors surrounds the house, making it hard to see what's real and what's not! The sky is burning, red scars crossing the clouds.
On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked. Wait- There are TWO mystery machines!
The remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch, to the side of the stage, have been turned into a makeshift fort! It's covered in rotten tomatoes!
From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. Beneath the box, and throughout the audience, carriages of a train are strewn, smashed into the walls and floors. The area does not seem very structurally integral.
A load of the audience members are friends of Cathode, here to support him!
A cloud of smoke covers the stage. It seems that no sound can penetrate it.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM. Additionally, you can instantly move to the DIRECTORS-BOX and the AUDIENCE.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Zepia Eltnam Oberon
A broken man. Blood sprays from his eyes, like a fountain.red-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
eye-bloodVISIBLE Blood is seeping from Zepia's eyes!
No-Face
A huge raving monster with many faces. Dragon wings, masks, and unspeakable evils.
Max Bialystok
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur.coffee-bagVISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?red-glyphVISIBLE The mark of Halmarut, Ascian Overlord.
Trainee Chef
forgred-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
triple-troubleVISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
bruiseVISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot.
mechVISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
owner-outfitVISIBLE An outfit worn by the owner of this theatre! Whoever is wearing it can re-cast people, changing their roles or archetypes with their consent.
popcorn-binVISIBLE It's a positively massive bin of popcorn! It's really tasty, too! Half of it has been eaten.
Garcian Smith
Kurukuru
laceratedVISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Bamboo
superhellaswaggyballisticXDhelladopeness
Pasqualo Trianglini
A blond-haired lanky-looking boy. A watermark is always plastered across him. Any pronouns, and talks "Informally - with REFERENCES!"
Pasqualo is accompanied by a disembodied voice called Cathode. He uses he/him pronouns, and [speaks in lowercase in brackets]cathodethemeVISIBLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxjnsrqh0jelly-baby-shotgunVISIBLE The shotgun is empty, having spent its only charge.
eldritch-scarVISIBLE There is a festering scar from when you got whipped by Nyarlathotep's tentacles.
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part."candy-cornVISIBLETAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them.
candy-corn-revolverVISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots!
gambit-schemaVISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face!
inkVISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO!
eldritch-scarVISIBLE There is a festering scar from when you got whipped by Nyarlathotep's tentacles.
@Zepia Eltnam Oberon
@No-Face
@Max Bialystok
@Godot
@Abraham Lincoln
@Tree
@Trainee Chef
@Nagisa Furukawa
@Godot
@Robbie Rotten
@Garcian Smith
@Kurukuru
@Jay Finch
@Bamboo
@Pasqualo Trianglini
@Problem Sleuth
So wait, am I BOTH on the stage and... in No-Face? Or can I just SEE inside No-Face?
Nikola OrsinovBOT28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
(you can just see inside him. hes transparent!)
Robbiela RottinovBOT28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
Cool!
(Robbie's been hearing disembodied voices all day, now he is attuned to them)
Max BialystockBOT28-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Abraham LincolnBOT28-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Robbiela RottinovBOT28-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Oh OK...
FINE
Well that sounds about right!
This trial is great entertainment! It's just like those court shows on TV!
Glad I have this popcorn to eat while I watch!
No FaceBOT28-Mar-22 09:08 PM
The law is so TASTY
I'm am filled with...feelings of justice and PAPERWORK
And even more VILLIANOUS
Robbiela RottinovBOT28-Mar-22 09:12 PM
Yes, this reminds me of the time I disguised myself as a detective!
Or the time I disguised myself as an election official!
Or the time I disguised myself as the mayor!
No FaceBOT28-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Your disguises hold nothing to consuming the LAW ITSELF
You are no true villain
sips coffee
Abraham LincolnBOT28-Mar-22 09:14 PM
What are you even using these disguises for?
Robbiela RottinovBOT28-Mar-22 09:15 PM
For my master plans to kick Sportacus out of Lazy Town, OBVIOUSLY!
Abraham LincolnBOT28-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Hmm…
MysteryBotBOT28-Mar-22 09:21 PM
A GM has manually moved Phanto Mask into this area.(edited)
Phanto Mask
keyBIGVISIBLETAKEABLE It's a big, red, flashing key! This key could open anything - like, anything anything! That includes things that... probably shouldn't be opened.
moved from: no-face
The guy admitted he's some super-powerful being who sees all of this as entertainment! He's a danger to us all! ERGO lock him up!
GodotBOT28-Mar-22 10:31 PM
It will be what the court decides
Robbiela RottinovBOT28-Mar-22 10:36 PM
HEY! I OWN THE THEATRE! BRING ME IN!
No FaceBOT28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
...
I don't like you
but you are fun
GodotBOT28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Sure, come on in
Abraham LincolnBOT28-Mar-22 10:48 PM
I love the Mets!
MysteryBotBOT28-Mar-22 10:53 PM
A GM has manually moved Max Stirner into this area.(edited)
Max Stirner
A great and horrid thing. All of its human features have gone now. It stands meters above you, dozens of arms moving in unnatural ways. The void of space fills its gaping maw.sauerkrautVISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal.
hot-sauce-smearVISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things.
stringsVISIBLETAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef.
sharp-stringsVISIBLE Sharp strings, fused into Nyarlathoteps hands, and trailing to Trainee Chef.
slashVISIBLE Multiple massive slash wounds across Nyarlathotep's body!
electrical-burnsVISIBLE Nyarlathotep is covered in burn scars in every direction!
moved from: no-face
Ohh, I don't like the look of this Author guy.(edited)
NyarlathotepBOT28-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Hahaa!
I'm trying to make a point...
...
Hey.
@The Author, why are you also here?
Problem SleuthBOT28-Mar-22 11:04 PM
[want my opinion?]
Robbiela RottinovBOT28-Mar-22 11:04 PM
NO!
Problem SleuthBOT28-Mar-22 11:04 PM
[fine.]
The AuthorBOT28-Mar-22 11:04 PM
Metanarrative properties.
Guess it's still sticking over from when I used to be a GM.
Max BialystockBOT28-Mar-22 11:05 PM
Now that everyone in the courtroom is fumbling about, I have a very important announcement to make.
As you may know, I'm organizing a play, and I have 2 or 3 other folks on board at the moment.
But if I could get that number up to 10...
Something really special will happen!
NyarlathotepBOT28-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Huh...?
Isn't Kuro performing?
Max BialystockBOT28-Mar-22 11:19 PM
Oh, is he, now?
NyarlathotepBOT28-Mar-22 11:19 PM
Well... perhaps next phase.
Max BialystockBOT28-Mar-22 11:19 PM
I’ll take phase 12, then.
Maybe I’ll run into my cinematographer then.
NyarlathotepBOT28-Mar-22 11:20 PM
...
Who... are you?
Max BialystockBOT28-Mar-22 11:21 PM
I’m Max Bialystock, of Bialystock and Bloom Broadway Producers!
NyarlathotepBOT28-Mar-22 11:21 PM
...Huh.
Well, greetings, Max.
Max BialystockBOT28-Mar-22 11:21 PM
Salutations.
I’ve already learned who you are.
NyarlathotepBOT28-Mar-22 11:21 PM
Ah, yes, I think... the entire theatre has!
HahHAA!
Max BialystockBOT28-Mar-22 11:22 PM
Hahaha! Ha. Ha…
NyarlathotepBOT28-Mar-22 11:22 PM
I hope you are alright with some good old fashioned... death, in your performance!
I am not planning to... kill anyone, per say.
But I know some who are!
Specifically, me.
As in, some wish to kill me.
Max BialystockBOT28-Mar-22 11:23 PM
As long as I’m not the death in question! My investors are expecting a lot out of me.
NyarlathotepBOT28-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Right, of course...
No, it will be me who perishes!
I could prevent it, but frankly, that would be boring.
Max BialystockBOT28-Mar-22 11:24 PM
I mean, hey, It’s more action!
NyarlathotepBOT28-Mar-22 11:24 PM
Yes... YES!
Hahaaaaaa.....
Mayhaps I should heal myself... a bit?
Max BialystockBOT28-Mar-22 11:25 PM
That sounds ominous.
NyarlathotepBOT28-Mar-22 11:25 PM
I would not wish to die before the action starts.
...
Huh.
I never used my sauerkraut.
...I'm... not quite hungry, after all this.
...Max, would you be... interested in a sauerkraut with a side of... german sausage?
Max BialystockBOT28-Mar-22 11:31 PM
I’d love some sauerkraut, thank you!
NyarlathotepBOT28-Mar-22 11:32 PM
I do think that some hot sauce was sprayed on it earlier, my.. apologies for that.
The... hot sauce incident was something.
MysteryBotBOT28-Mar-22 11:58 PM
Sado appeared from ???!(edited)
Sado
Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks. She's glitching around the edges.hexVISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power.
moved from: backstage
SadoBOT28-Mar-22 11:59 PM
(oh good god)
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 12:00 AM
Ah, there you are! Our play should be debuting at the end of next phase.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 12:00 AM
Hello.
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 12:02 AM
And if I can get 10 people to work with me, counting you, Robbie, and Nagisa, I’ll be able to put my own special… directorial talent… to use.
Granted, it doesn’t have to be 10 people, that’s just the number that guarantees my success.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 12:03 AM
...Actually, Kuro will likely do his performance whenever this all ends.
SadoBOT29-Mar-22 12:04 AM
I'll be here, then.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 12:06 AM
Hahaa....
How have you been doing... Sado, was it?
SadoBOT29-Mar-22 12:07 AM
...
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 12:10 AM
HAhahaHAHAAA!
Sounds about right!
MysteryBotBOT29-Mar-22 01:47 AM
??? appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!(edited)
???
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my gloryrecruitsVISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat.
half-maskVISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask.
guitarVISIBLE It's an old-looking electric guitar! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
moved from: directors-box
Emet-SelchBOT29-Mar-22 01:48 AM
Greetings, mortals and otherwise
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 01:48 AM
Hello!
Hahaa...
I think I know you.
Emet-SelchBOT29-Mar-22 01:52 AM
We're aquainted, yes, though not closely.
I must say that "striner" act was quite impressive
If that's what... "gay" means, I guess I am... the gayest!
HahaHA!
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 04:56 PM
hahahahahAHAH!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 04:58 PM
But... Yes, I am looking to have a performance...
Next phase, perhaps?
Whenever that yellow furball comes to... kill me.
I would rather be displeased if you... Ate the stage.
...Do you like "pop corn"?
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 05:00 PM
I'm not eating the stage
I'm gonna go HIGHER
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:00 PM
...
Are you... eating the moon?
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 05:00 PM
what?
no
that's a bit too far away
...but
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:01 PM
...Hmm?
Not giving away any hints?
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 05:01 PM
Stretch goals...
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:01 PM
The... entire theatre?
HehHEEEhe.
FroggieBOT29-Mar-22 05:02 PM
Forgot to ask…
But should I film someone?
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:03 PM
Ah... hm.
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 05:03 PM
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:03 PM
Maybe this one... will work.
You should film... No-Face.
FroggieBOT29-Mar-22 05:04 PM
Alright then…
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:04 PM
And... If you don't use your films... at least you will keep those memories with you!
FroggieBOT29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
But half of them are just Zoe doing mundane things…
N-Nothing against Zoe of course..!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
Well!
FroggieBOT29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
It’s just that these don’t exactly feel like my memories..
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
I was mistaken... unfortunately.
Hm...
You have... the first film.
FroggieBOT29-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Oh…
That one’s important.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Mhm.
Ah... Spark is very much intent on KILLING me!
That is good to see... Someone this dedicated to heroism...
Always makes for a good show.
Robbiela RottinovBOT29-Mar-22 05:14 PM
HEROISM?!
If he does, then maybe I'll try to catch him after!
Imagine me coming back to Lazy Town after catching TWO superheroes!
Sportafluff won't stand a chance!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:14 PM
Haha...
Be sure to... leave him finish his job first, eh?
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 05:15 PM
Don't let your kids watch!!!!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:15 PM
Kids...?
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 05:16 PM
Because some BAD things are about to happen!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:16 PM
Heh...
Nagisa FurukawaBOT29-Mar-22 05:40 PM
Umm…Froggie, was it? How about being a part of our play next phase? If you’re a part of that too, then maybe you can set your camera up to record it so that you’ll be a part of that memory too!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:41 PM
HaHA!
That sounds good to me.(edited)
I'm sure... he'll come up with something good.
FroggieBOT29-Mar-22 05:41 PM
It does?
UH…
Sounds like a lot of pressure…
Nagisa FurukawaBOT29-Mar-22 05:44 PM
I know how you feel… I had that same feeling when I first got to this theater. But I’ve learned a lot since then! If you put yourself in the shoes of your character and “disguise” yourself as them and think about what they would do, you can act as them!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:44 PM
By the way... I hope you don't mind me dying in your little... performance! Hahaa!
Nagisa FurukawaBOT29-Mar-22 05:44 PM
That’s what I learned from Robbie Rotten and Kuro!
FroggieBOT29-Mar-22 05:45 PM
…
Nagisa FurukawaBOT29-Mar-22 05:45 PM
I…I don’t really like death…but it seems it’s really important to you, so…if it’s important to you, then I’ll be okay with it.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:45 PM
It's more... important to someone else.
Besides!
It will make for one hell of a show! HAHAHAAA!
Nagisa FurukawaBOT29-Mar-22 05:47 PM
I guess you’re right… Given the past performances, it does seem like something the audience would be excited by…
And Froggie, I don’t know you very well, but…I believe that you can do this! You can be a part of this play too.
FroggieBOT29-Mar-22 05:49 PM
It’s… a bit hard knowing that a death is planned to occur then…
Nagisa FurukawaBOT29-Mar-22 05:53 PM
That’s true… You two seemed to have a strong bond with each other. I can understand why it would be hard for you…
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 05:53 PM
Ohoho... It's a strong bond alright.
I'm sure we can... think of something to tie into the performance.
Arcueid BrunestudBOT29-Mar-22 06:31 PM
(30 minutes to read up and interact challenge)
Robbiela RottinovBOT29-Mar-22 06:31 PM
After this, let's all be in that Max guy's play!
Arcueid BrunestudBOT29-Mar-22 06:31 PM
(was stuck in bed all day, sorry)
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 06:31 PM
(no need to apologize)
GodotBOT29-Mar-22 06:31 PM
(dw about it)
Arcueid BrunestudBOT29-Mar-22 06:32 PM
(actually anyone mind giving me a summary of this phase)
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 06:33 PM
(cathode is leaving the game to avoid getting judged, i'm probably getting killed next phase, we're eating popcorn)
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 06:36 PM
(i am also recruiting for a play next phase)
Arcueid BrunestudBOT29-Mar-22 06:39 PM
Ahaha.... Ahahahahahaha! Oh, wow! I never could have even imagined joy quite like this!
This body, this power... I've done it, finally, after 1000 years!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 06:40 PM
Ah... your deal, yes, hahA!
Arcueid BrunestudBOT29-Mar-22 06:40 PM
But most importantly - this bloodlust. Oh, the bloodlust! I've never felt such a strong desire to suck blood!
Robbiela RottinovBOT29-Mar-22 06:41 PM
AUGH! Get away from me!
You don't want my blood! It's full of excess sugar and sodium from junk food!
Arcueid BrunestudBOT29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
I've got something really important to do now, my goal.... But, there's nothing wrong with me taking time to enjoy my new form before doing it, right?
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
...?
Who is this
I have not seen you before
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
That... used to be Zepia, my dear spectral friend.
Arcueid BrunestudBOT29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
Ahahahahaha!
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
You seem
Evil
Arcueid BrunestudBOT29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
I am the TATARI that has manifested as Arcueid Brunestud.
Robbiela RottinovBOT29-Mar-22 06:43 PM
The what that has manifested as who?(edited)
Arcueid BrunestudBOT29-Mar-22 06:43 PM
A True Ancestor, an elemental vampire, the strongest of all beings, and all of that thanks to you, Elder God!
Robbiela RottinovBOT29-Mar-22 06:43 PM
Okay, this makes no sense. But you do remind me of this cat I saw once.
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MysteryBotBOT29-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 12-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. A haunted house stands in the middle of a grand city, covered in webs and bones and all sorts of spooky decorations! A series of mirrors surrounds the house, making it hard to see what's real and what's not! The sky is burning, and the walls are aflame with a green fire.
On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked. Wait- There are TWO mystery machines!
The remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch, to the side of the stage, have been turned into a makeshift fort! It's covered in rotten tomatoes, and lit with a greenish flame!
From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. Beneath the box, and throughout the audience, carriages of a train are strewn, smashed into the walls and floors. The area does not seem very structurally integral.
A load of the audience members are friends of Cathode, here to support him!
A cloud of smoke covers the stage. It seems that no sound can penetrate it.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM. Additionally, you can instantly move to the DIRECTORS-BOX and the AUDIENCE.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Zepia Eltnam Oberon
A broken man. Blood sprays from his eyes, like a fountain.red-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
eye-bloodVISIBLE Blood is seeping from Zepia's eyes!
Omen
couchVISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
burnsVISIBLE Horrible, painful burns cover his body.
No-Face
A huge raving monster with many faces. Dragon wings, masks, and unspeakable evils.minor-burnsVISIBLE No-Face is jolted by an electrial shock!
Max Bialystok
sauerkrautVISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal.
Godot
spahcoffee-bagVISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Patches
bananasVISIBLEGIVEABLEA clump of bananas that sparkle with a weird glow!
bullet-holesVISIBLE Patches has been pumped full of lead, yet he's just about hanging on!
burnsVISIBLE Horrible, painful burns cover his body.
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?red-glyphVISIBLE The mark of Halmarut, Ascian Overlord.
Trainee Chef
forgred-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my gloryrecruitsVISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat.
half-maskVISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask.
guitarVISIBLE It's an old-looking electric guitar! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
Robbie Rotten
triple-troubleVISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
bruiseVISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot.
mechVISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
owner-outfitVISIBLE An outfit worn by the owner of this theatre! Whoever is wearing it can re-cast people, changing their roles or archetypes with their consent.
Max Stirner
A great and horrid thing. All of its human features have gone now. It stands meters above you, dozens of arms moving in unnatural ways. The void of space fills its gaping maw.hot-sauce-smearVISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things.
stringsVISIBLETAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef.
sharp-stringsVISIBLE Sharp strings, fused into Nyarlathoteps hands, and trailing to Trainee Chef.
slashVISIBLE Multiple massive slash wounds across Nyarlathotep's body!
electrical-burnsVISIBLE The burns on Nyarlathotep seem to have healed somewhat, leaving him with zig-zagging scars.
Garcian Smith
dan-backstabVISIBLE Coyote's bleeding from a knife wound to his back!
Kurukuru
laceratedVISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Bamboo
superhellaswaggyballisticXDhelladopeness
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part."candy-cornVISIBLETAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them.
candy-corn-revolverVISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots!
gambit-schemaVISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face!
inkVISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO!
eldritch-scarVISIBLE There is a festering scar from when you got whipped by Nyarlathotep's tentacles.
@Zepia Eltnam Oberon
@Omen
@No-Face
@Max Bialystok
@Godot
@Abraham Lincoln
@Patches
@Tree
@Trainee Chef
@Nagisa Furukawa
@Godot
@???
@Robbie Rotten
@Max Stirner
@Garcian Smith
@Kurukuru
@Jay Finch
@Bamboo
@Problem Sleuth
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 08:55 PM
HAahaha...
That was pretty fun.
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Goddamnit.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Hello.... detective.
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Now I gotta clean up this mess!
That wasn't a fair trial!
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:55 PM
I'm a little conflicted here(edited)
Shut the fuck up you fucking bastard
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Heya, Fluthulu-knockoff.
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:56 PM
You got what you fucking deserved
Robbiela RottinovBOT29-Mar-22 08:56 PM
That WAS TOO a fair trial!
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:56 PM
You were sane the entire time
Can't believe that bastard Dan actually did a trial too
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 08:56 PM
What the hell are you talkin' about?
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
If you ask me, you should've gotten the chair
I would praise the prosecutors more except well
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
You're asking for it with words like that.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Where is your... little Cathode friend?
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
THEY STABBED THE WRONG GUY
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
He's gone.
Flew the coop.
Robbiela RottinovBOT29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
GOOD RIDDANCE!
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
THE HELL DID I EVEN DO TO THEM
IT WAS DAN WHO PULLED THAT BULLSHIT
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
I think... the "SP. Y" witness was one of the Godots.
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
STAB HIS ASS AND KILL HIM INSTEAD
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Yeah, no shit.
Robbiela RottinovBOT29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
This is GREAT! I captured the Funnyman, and helped get rid of that Cathode guy! No more annoying disembodied voices!
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Fucking lawyers I see why Dan hates them now
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
The spy has been going around... stabbing randomly.
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Trial, Schmial! Nobody came here today to get themselves preoccupied with all this legal hullaballoo!
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
That seemed pretty obvious the whole time to me.
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Yeah shit like that'll get him killed one day
GodotBOT29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
...
He..
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
That's the real one!
HahAH!
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
I'm about to put a bullet in one of them
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
RRRRRAAAAAA!!!
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
I can't tell which is which for fucks sake
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
WHO DARES STOPS ME
GodotBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
He was me...
But he
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
The spy... got rid of his disguise.
GodotBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
stabbed someone...
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
He's... over there.
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
The proceedings are over! You can seethe and cope about the outcome all you please, but that won’t change a thing!
GodotBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
I uh.
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Not gonna lie. I fuckin' hate both of you, but I hate that spy more.
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Oh great that makes things easier
GodotBOT29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
I can't believe it.
He was just like me, fr....
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1
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
It was... very fun!
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Fr fr
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Hell, I hate Cathode more than that, but I gotta put all this aggression and charisma somewhere.
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Well good for you
You got rid of the parasite before I had a chance to get my hands on him
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Of course you are all arguing about your petty nothings
You lot never cease(edited)
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Trust me, he has a bullet with my name on it too.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Oh... you again!
Robbiela RottinovBOT29-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Yeah, let's all RELAX and be in Max's play!
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Thank you, Robbie!
GodotBOT29-Mar-22 09:01 PM
I stabbed someone... well not technically me, but it was me... someone that looked like me...
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Get the whole thing off your minds!
GodotBOT29-Mar-22 09:01 PM
I felt a bond with myself...
But.
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 09:01 PM
You having having breakdown or something lawyer guy?
GodotBOT29-Mar-22 09:02 PM
...
You ever lose yourself?
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:02 PM
He seems very distraughtIt almost invokes pity
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Of course
I lose myself all the time
Hell you just saw me lose myself
And you saw Dan lose himself too
GodotBOT29-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Yeah.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Hahaaa!
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 09:04 PM
No point in pitying yourself over who the hell you are
In that case, I need to murder you in the MOST FUN way POSSIBLE!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
MURDER?
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
You're right, it has to be FUN!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
HAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAA!
YES!
Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Ah...
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Hey, tell you what! Since so many of you people are still seeking petty revenge against others, I invite you to resolve your disputes onstage, as part of my play!(edited)
The audience will eat it up!
Emet-SelchBOT29-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Ah, Lahabrea, you always were the one who had the most fun with your villainous monologues
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
...huh. When's the play? Next phase?
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
I dont want revenge against anyone in particular, I just hate all of you
Robbiela RottinovBOT29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Oh yeah I was gonna ask! What was THAT all about?!
(wrong reply)
(was supposed to be to floor)
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
I'm not really lookin' for revenge, but I do gotta burn off some energy.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
So...
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
The end of this phase!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Who's killing who?
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Hrm.
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Not sure honestly
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Excellent question! As the director I should have the word on that.
But who wants to kill who?
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Spark and his... friends wish to murder me!
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Hey, uh. @Nikola Orsinov. You gotta problem with me taking part in this play? I'll clean everythin' up right after. Got the perfect idea on how to. Mind, I'll probably fall flat asleep to the ground afterwards, but...
Emet-SelchBOT29-Mar-22 09:25 PM
I have awakened you to your past life, giving you new power.
I can now demand you do something, and so long as youre willing, you can perform it on top of your normal action
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:26 PM
everyone deserves death... its just a question of the order
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:26 PM
HAHAA!
Emet-SelchBOT29-Mar-22 09:26 PM
Now you can catch superheros at twice the efficency!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:26 PM
You're so boring... in your nihilism, masked one!
The... blue-masked one.
A lot of you have masks, huh...
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:27 PM
malds
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:27 PM
HAHAA!
Cope!
Emet-SelchBOT29-Mar-22 09:27 PM
Theres simply a lot of masks around here, its a given many of us would take to them
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:27 PM
HAAAHAahahahahaaaaaa...
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:27 PM
I am not SEETHING
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:28 PM
LIES!
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:28 PM
What couldyouknow aboutme
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:28 PM
I don't know...
But I know you're boring.
No style...
No fun.
Just... death.
Emet-SelchBOT29-Mar-22 09:29 PM
The emperor is above garle-malding
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:29 PM
Cathode was sayin' something about a signup criteria, before he left. Maybe that has somethin' to do with it?
Maybe that's what the point of the mask is. That's all I'm sayin'.
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OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Fun doesnt matter in the face of the never ending mercy of death
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Hahaa...
Cringe....
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:31 PM
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:31 PM
I'm dying anyways!
I better make it fun!
It's not often that you see... an Outer God's form collapse.
Nikola OrsinovBOT29-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Go ahead!
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:31 PM
You mean this one? Max holds up the Dream mask.
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Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Nice. Thanks for the OK.
Just wanted to go through the paperwork.
Oh, shit, I was wondering where his head went!
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Dream is dead
And i nary got to meet him
Sad
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:32 PM
You
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Yeah, I saw him die like... right as I got out of my imagination fort - that's his actual face, guy!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:32 PM
...Who are you?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:32 PM
YOU
YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Dream died???
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
YOU
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Who... the HELL is this?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
WE SHALL FINISH THIS
BUT FIRST
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Yeah - he got crushed by an anvil. Only like - me and Cathode got to see it.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
And all this time I thought he ditched me!
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
YOU WANTED TO THROW THINGS AT ME
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
...Does anyone know who this man is?
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
I got to pose on top of his dead body, it was pretty swingin'.
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Well, that settles it! Tonight's play will be held in Dream's honor!
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
and now, the end is near
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
WALTER WHITE
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NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
....
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
and so i face, the final curtain
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Where did he even come from?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Idk, who the hell are you
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
I'm... going to die!
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Who the hell are we
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Oh thats cool
Who killed you was it omen
No FaceBOT29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
who the HELL are you
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Walter white, why are you here
Emet-SelchBOT29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
So many new faces even still
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:35 PM
I was a face from day one
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:35 PM
No... The little boring nihilist has nothing to do with me.
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:35 PM
I am not fucking boring
Shut up you beast
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Lol lmao
Yeah hes jobbing to me rn
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
HAHAAAhahaHAA!
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Omen, ill give you a chance to beg for forgiveness
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
IM UNEMPLOYED
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I let byegons be byegons
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I'm.. a job giver.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:37 PM
After all if you havent killed me, it doesnt count
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Walter white what reason could i have to possibly spare you
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:37 PM
....
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Spare? Youre gonna DIE
Nya nya can you help me smite omen down
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Beast would you enjoy crushing this annoying pathetic man
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
You know i met some impressive omens youre not even in the top 10 of the most dangerous ones
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
I'll be busy... being a villain.
Putting on a show.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Can i join?
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
No.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
:(
Robbiela RottinovBOT29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
HA! Well then, I'm not complaining!
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Good
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
I don't even know... Who you are!
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Hey, you don't make the rules!
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
youll have no distraction as i kill you
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Of course Patches can join!
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
I AM PATCHES
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Who?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
PATCHES THE UNDYING
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Oh... is that little shop over there yours?
Well...
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Oh yeah do you like it?
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
I DIED AND CAME BACK
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
What's left of it.
I think... it's broken!
HAhahahaa!
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
YOU ARENT SHIT
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SHOP
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
I think... that was the train.
A train... crashed into your shop.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Holy shit
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Hate it when that happens!
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Ah, yeah. That's my fault, sorry. I was being possessed.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:43 PM
What the fuck
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Did you really care about that shop hmmm?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:43 PM
I do
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Fool
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Maidenless
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:43 PM
i(edited)
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:44 PM
TELL ME OMEN, DO YOU GET BIRCHES?
Like trees
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:44 PM
There's a tree...
Here.
A willow.
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:44 PM
I WAS JUST A DEPRESSED GUY I DIDNT HAVE TIME FOR TREES
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:44 PM
You have no birches
Also youd be less depressed if you stopped being a shadowy edgelord and got yourself a nice girlfriend
A maiden if you will
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:45 PM
I have no need for human companionship
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Maybe thats why youre depressed
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:46 PM
i have grown past such feeble stupid irrelevant things
NO
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:46 PM
I was told that... I'm gay.
Are you... gay?
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:47 PM
im heterosxual
(like the joker)
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PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Maybe i could be your compainion...
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NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:47 PM
...Where did your... "cat ears" go, Omen?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:47 PM
ABRAHAM LINCOLN?
1
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Yeah, shit. Sorry. I, uh... I know a guy who could probably hook you up with a sturdier storefront?
Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Greetings!
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
What the fuck
Youre here... At a play
Is your head still ok?
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
HAhaa...
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
It's Honest Abe - oh god, I forgot to uh... greet you. Hi! Hi. It's nice to meet you, sir.
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
I took them off, they are a mere representation of that which people think is good in the world and so cat ears are dumb and stupid
Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
What? Oh, you're talking about...
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Your mother...
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:49 PM
Listen, me and omen where kind of in the middle of something
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:49 PM
I never knew my mom...
Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:49 PM
Apparently I was saved by being brought here right before my death.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:49 PM
But if yall wanna just uhh, like im fine with whatever
Is this gonna be like a star trek ltg moment where to set the timeline right youll need to go back and accept your death?
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:49 PM
I dont even respect you Abraham Lincoln
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Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:50 PM
Why might that be?
We'
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(oops)
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:50 PM
Wii
Wait a minute youre not french
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Apparently... Mr. Lincoln likes... "Weezer".
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Mr. Lincoln, that's wonderful to hear! Would you like to help out with my play?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Im sorry to say
But i might need to obliterate this stage
I have heard marika's holy words
The story we are weaving shall need to end
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Go right ahead! As long as you do it as part of the plot, of course!
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:52 PM
And i must be the one to lead it into its goodnight
I will accept, max
This might be the last thing i do
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Ah, great!
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:52 PM
But ill make it FABULOUS
Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:53 PM
I do not know what it is, but the "witch" controlling me apparently likes them.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Lambda with the weeze?
I mean bern
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:53 PM
More like... the bitch!
Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Perhaps? Who knows.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Max, what shall i need to do for the play
Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:53 PM
If you require my assistance I would be happy to help.
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Good, good! Remind me your role?
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Can I kill Patches as part of the performance
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Of course you can!
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Why thank you
Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Once again, may I ask why?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Can i nuke everyone before omen kills me as part of my performance
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Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Or is it about the "Weezer" thing.
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
A nuke? Heh.
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
You could, but good luck with that!
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
You can try.
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:57 PM
I hate everyone, even respected historical figures
Thats how fucked i am
Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:57 PM
I see.
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:57 PM
Wow... You're more fucked than I am.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:57 PM
That's how boring you are!
Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Be cautious not to cut yourself on that edge.
2
1
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Why would i need luck
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Then what do you think of Abraham Lincoln hm?
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:58 PM
I think... he is a man.
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Eh, I get the hate. Still, you gotta put up with the people around you; even if you hate 'em.
Sometimes, it's part of the job.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
You can do a lot... with men.
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
I... I suppose you don't. I'm still thinking about luck due to Dream's passing.
Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
I don't like where this is going
Max BialystockBOT29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
His luck finally ran out.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Rest in peace
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
I said I am unemployedBeholden to no Starbucks manager
Nikola OrsinovBOT29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Please do not nuke my stage!
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Can he even... do that?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:00 PM
I can
The game designers from fromsoft have not patched hehe this exploit out yet
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Yeah, I'm probably going to have to pull out some crazy bullshit if you do that, just so that I don't get charged with even more criminal items.
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:01 PM
...I have no idea... what this means.
Abraham LincolnBOT29-Mar-22 10:01 PM
What is a nuke?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:01 PM
@Nikola Orsinov i will not nuke the stage
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:01 PM
A big bomb.
Very... very big.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:01 PM
At least not before the grand finale
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:02 PM
I could just defuse it
Thst would be very funny
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:02 PM
I will not nuke the stage
I shall bring the play to its conclusion
I have decided
The tree must be appeased
Problem SleuthBOT29-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Oh right, I heard Cathode talkin' about these nukes. Huh. Well, if you're gonna blast this place to high heaven... guess that means the community service is invalid?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Yea
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Who we nuking?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Nobody yet
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Been awhile since I've launched a nuke
Ah damn alright
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:04 PM
We shall wait for the last tirn, tomorrow
Turn*
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Fine with that
I technically don't work here anymore
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:05 PM
How many people will it kill, this nuke
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Ill bring an end to this stage
And everyone will go back to their worlds
This limbo was fun, but something like this cannot be allowed to exist
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
No actually I think we're fine
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Fr?
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
That bastard cathode is serving time now after all
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
You mean deaths in this place dont even?
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Fr fr
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Kill people
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
What the girl with the knife?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Yeah she's dead
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Eeeeeeeesh
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
I wouldn't trust... this random guy.
HAHA!
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Random guy?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Who are you talking about
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Patches!
Coyote SmithBOT29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
I'm the former single security guard asshole
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
I am always watching, close to the stage
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
You're not... random.
Hahaa...
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
You're right
He seems unreliable
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Omen has it in for me
Im just someone whos here to spice things up
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:09 PM
You blew me up
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:10 PM
You shot me
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:10 PM
You said you were going to throw a firebomb at me
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Did i?
And did i throw this "firebomb" at you?
You seem completely fine
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:11 PM
I am... Horribly burned
You blew yourself up and survived somehow
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:11 PM
That has nothing to do with the fire bomb
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:11 PM
I...
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Thats because i'm immortal
Patches the undying
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Why does everyone here say they are immortal i swear to god
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Are you immortal?
Immortality by strength is nothing to fear
Immortality by will is what true kings are made of
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:13 PM
I died once and barely came back
I was only a human
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Omg sorry bout your sad backstory bro
I was literally a spider once
You're fine
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:14 PM
I lost my entire memory aside from media references of the early 2000's
I dont even know who I really am
Yet you think yourself more pitiable
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Ive died many time, many more than i can count
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:16 PM
(im sorry this character is the edgiest thing ever but its very funny to me)
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Ive lived through many different worlds, and in all of them i was nothing but a pityable fool
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:16 PM
...This is worse than the two-phase long trial we just went through.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:17 PM
Ive decided to change, after (roughly 10 phases) of self reflection
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I will be the one who takes the last spotlight
Who puts the wheels of this theater in motion once again
I will give you all a show
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:18 PM
You sound just like everyone else
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:18 PM
HaHAA!
I guess... You'll be sharing the spotlight... with Kuro.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Kuro and i will share the spotlight as comrades
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:19 PM
Does he want to blowed up?
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:19 PM
I guess i do pity you omen, being made of shadow means the spotlight can never truly shine on you
I will not blow any one up
My self harm days are over
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:19 PM
WOW YOU ARE SO RUDE
God
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Which one?
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
shut up
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
HAAAHAHAA!
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:22 PM
I guess your plan may actually let me leave here
Maybe I will spare you until after its done
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:22 PM
I look forward to our duel after weve escaped this place
If we ever meet again
OmenBOT29-Mar-22 10:23 PM
Hmph
I wonder if theres anyone to deal with in the meantime
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:48 PM
Hahaa...
FroggieBOT29-Mar-22 10:51 PM
So… my film captured the part when the green flames spewed out of No Face…
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Ah... Good.
Hm...
Froggie...?
FroggieBOT29-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Yes?
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:53 PM
After this body of mine collapses...
I ask that you retrieve... your strings.
FroggieBOT29-Mar-22 10:53 PM
O-Okay.
PatchesBOT29-Mar-22 10:54 PM
Looks like you where the biggest spook of all, nya
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 10:56 PM
HAHAAA!
Yes...
NyarlathotepBOT29-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Hm...
@Froggie...
Would it be possible for you to... go into the Director's Box for a bit?
Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks. She's glitching around the edges.hexVISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power.
moved from: audience
SadoBOT30-Mar-22 03:13 PM
Funny timing.
@Max Bialystock, I'm here to speak about your show.
MysteryBotBOT30-Mar-22 03:20 PM
Zoe appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!(edited)
Zoe
she/herȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better.
zoe-dressVISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma!
mechVISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
umbrellaVISIBLE An umbrella is sticking out of the mech. It's keeping it nice and dry!
blindfoldVISIBLE It seems Zoe is unable to see any rollover that happens whilst blindfolded!
moved from: directors-box
He's serious I can tell by the way he looks(edited)
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
Do you still have your net?
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
Its a metaphorical one
SadoBOT30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
this is stupid
Coyote SmithBOT30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
He's got the crazy eyes
Abraham LincolnBOT30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
⁉️
Robbiela RottinovBOT30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
The mech can shoot nets!
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
The nuke is in my eyes and the moves i do on the stage
Coyote SmithBOT30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
Can it shoot nukes?
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 03:52 PM
Also i can pull a literal nuke out of thin air
Abraham LincolnBOT30-Mar-22 03:52 PM
dont
Robbiela RottinovBOT30-Mar-22 03:52 PM
Of course not!
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 03:53 PM
Please do not... nuke the stage.
Coyote SmithBOT30-Mar-22 03:53 PM
Damn that's unfortunate
It would've been a cool mech
You could've called it something like
Metal Gear
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 03:53 PM
Why don't you... net the guy?
Problem SleuthBOT30-Mar-22 03:53 PM
Oh, that's a cool name.
SadoBOT30-Mar-22 03:53 PM
Most gears are made of metal.
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Problem SleuthBOT30-Mar-22 03:54 PM
Kinda reminds me of the... uh... Candy Mechas that PI used to make.
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 03:54 PM
Actually... I'm realizing that my frog could nuke the stage.
SadoBOT30-Mar-22 03:54 PM
by fucking 'mir why are you all insane
Robbiela RottinovBOT30-Mar-22 03:54 PM
Well, we never did give it a name...
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 03:54 PM
Maybe he could stop it?
Robbiela RottinovBOT30-Mar-22 03:54 PM
Why don't we call it METAL GEAR ROTTEN?!
Coyote SmithBOT30-Mar-22 03:55 PM
I like it
Metal Gear Rotten it is
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 03:55 PM
Haha...
@Froggie...
Could you... imagine up a very strong box... around Patches?
Next phase!
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 03:56 PM
Heyyy!!!
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 03:56 PM
Is the gear guilty
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 03:57 PM
I helped make a big part of it I want some credit too!
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 03:57 PM
Metal Zoe Rotten...
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 03:57 PM
Although metal gear rotten is a sick ass name and putting anything more in it would kinda ruin it.....
Robbiela RottinovBOT30-Mar-22 03:57 PM
Zoe Gear Rotten?
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 03:57 PM
Nah I'm fine with having my instagram written on it
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 03:58 PM
Haha...
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 03:59 PM
Robby do you want a nuke
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:00 PM
I won't allow... anyone to interrupt my performance.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 04:00 PM
yeah give it to him so you don't have it or something
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:00 PM
Patches... when are you nuking the stage?
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 04:00 PM
just don't like....... hurt anyone
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:00 PM
Next phase, yes?
I have a solution!
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 04:02 PM
No, i will nuke it only at the very end
After everyone has performed
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:03 PM
Yes... that is next phase.
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 04:03 PM
Exactly
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 04:45 PM
Alright, let’s talk about the show.
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:45 PM
Hm...
SadoBOT30-Mar-22 04:45 PM
There you are.
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:45 PM
I will be participating...
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 04:45 PM
yawn
I've done enough for one day
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 04:45 PM
I’m giving you all as much creative freedom as a director can give.
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:46 PM
Hahaa!
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 04:46 PM
All the freedom?
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:46 PM
I will be... doing my performance last.
Closing on the death of a... villain!
HAHA!
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 04:46 PM
Anything you all would like to do onstage this phase as part of the play, you may.
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:46 PM
Very well...
I will take inspiration from our beloved... cat.
SadoBOT30-Mar-22 04:47 PM
I'll help as planned.
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 04:51 PM
You’ll be broadcasting it, yes?
SadoBOT30-Mar-22 04:53 PM
Yes. I considered asking the frog to do it, but with recent revelations I think its better I stay here.
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:54 PM
Oh...?
Froggie was going to anyhow!
I asked him!
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 04:55 PM
Ah, is that so?
I suppose two people broadcasting couldn’t hurt.
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 04:56 PM
Actually… could someone like… blindfold me somehow..? I’m not sure if I want to witness this whole thing…
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:56 PM
Ah...
Jay FinchBOT30-Mar-22 04:56 PM
I could probably do that!
Are we really sure we want to just, bomb the whole theatre?
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:57 PM
Oh... I have something against that... Mr. Finch.
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 04:57 PM
It’s ok, that’s a valid concern, frog.
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:57 PM
I wouldn't want this fine establishment to turn to dust!
What if I want to burn it down MYSELF?
HAHAAA!
...I won't. I'll be dead.
But... I would hate for Froggie to be hurt, yes.
I have something against this... "Patches" fellow that is sure to work.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 04:58 PM
WHAT???????
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:58 PM
@Froggie, I will give you an item... this phase.
Be sure to use it... on Patches, next phase.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 04:59 PM
I don't pay attention for ONE second and you guys talk about BOMBING again
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 04:59 PM
Hahaa!
I am explaining... that it isn't an issue, Miss Zoe.
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 04:59 PM
They’re insane, I tell you!
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 05:00 PM
HOw so
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 05:00 PM
Froggie.. will stop it!
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 05:00 PM
What..?
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 05:00 PM
You heard me.
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 05:00 PM
Maybe we should have put you on trial
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 05:01 PM
I wanted to try stop it but if you really do have a plan then sure
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 05:01 PM
Hahaa!
GodotBOT30-Mar-22 05:01 PM
...
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 05:06 PM
It seems as if my operation to round up actors for my play has been a massive success!
Remember that really special thing I mentioned before? That would happen if I got 10 other people following my lead?
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 05:07 PM
nope
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 05:07 PM
I... sort of do.
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 05:08 PM
Well, we’re almost at that number. We might be there already, for all I know! All I need is for one more person to demonstrate interest in my production!
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 05:11 PM
Well I...... could help.... it's next phase, not this one right?
Jay FinchBOT30-Mar-22 05:11 PM
You mean the big production at the end of next phase, right?
Cuz if so I'm in on it!
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 05:12 PM
Well, that’s the thing, there’s two big productions! And mine debuts at the end of this phase.
Oh boy, I haven’t been this excited in so long!
Jay FinchBOT30-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Well I suppose I could join... what exactly is this "really special thing"?
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 05:14 PM
You will see soon enough. It has to do with harnessing my directorial talent.
GodotBOT30-Mar-22 05:25 PM
You...
WHY
We had something together!
We won that case....
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Yes and?
I had to some business to take care of
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Woah! Cruel rejection!
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 05:29 PM
That man was going to shoot one of us if i had not taken care of him
You knew how trigger happy he was
SadoBOT30-Mar-22 05:32 PM
Oh, if the frog is already broadcasting, that gives me more freedom.
I'm going get something settled. I may be back before phase end... I may not.
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Very well!
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 05:36 PM
I see.
MysteryBotBOT30-Mar-22 05:36 PM
(edited)
Sado instantly moved to ???(But they can still VIEW this channel!)
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 05:48 PM
HAAAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!
AAAhem
Robbiela RottinovBOT30-Mar-22 05:48 PM
What's so funny?
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 05:49 PM
Now, of course, I'm wondering where the hell are these people moving to!
Robbiela RottinovBOT30-Mar-22 05:49 PM
You know, ME TOO!
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 05:49 PM
I keep seeing them doing this since the beginning of the play, without any explaination!
Robbiela RottinovBOT30-Mar-22 05:49 PM
I'd have tried to figure it out, but I'm too lazy!
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 05:49 PM
Oho!
I know EXACTLY what to do, yes!
One final way to enact my bloodlust, before I do what must be done!
Robbiela RottinovBOT30-Mar-22 05:50 PM
Uh-huh.
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 05:51 PM
Oh...?
HaHA!
Lots of people... performing, eh?
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 05:52 PM
Of course, after all, the final performance is on the thirteenth phase?
How fitting... Yes, verily.
As the 13th Dead Apostle Ancestor, this is only fitting, although I am also currently first and foremost the Princess of the True Ancestor.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 05:54 PM
Dude what
Robbiela RottinovBOT30-Mar-22 05:54 PM
Dude what [2]
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 05:54 PM
HAHAHA! Of course, of course! Humans would not know about such fundamental things.
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 05:54 PM
A... good performance, I believe this means.
Very... entertaining, yes.
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 05:55 PM
I am preparing the greatest of performances.
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 05:55 PM
I will be watching... from beyond the shadow of Death.
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 05:55 PM
One that will influence the fate of humanity itself.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 05:55 PM
Zoe throws her hands up into the air and sighs
Dude nah I'm just so done
I'm an eldritch timeless deity whatever anyone here's gonna do will probably not affect me too greatly I'll just help my friends do whatever it is they wanna do
I doubt it will! The Patches fellow... said he'll wait until everybody has performed.
Including Kuro... next phase.
Problem SleuthBOT30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
I'm not movin' from this spot till the credits roll.
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
You trust the person who threatened to nuke us all?
Okay..
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
(wait is the show this phase?)
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
(no)
(but there's a show)
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
(There’s a show this phase AND next phase)
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
(oh, so THE show is next phase)
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:07 PM
(ye)
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:07 PM
(There’s two shows but the show is next phase)
(The Final Show)
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:07 PM
Ahaa...
My grand hour approaches, for me!
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:08 PM
I guess… if something catastrophic happens here, maybe Zoe could fix it?
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:08 PM
Oh, mayhaps...
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:08 PM
Zoe has the past changing thing…
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:08 PM
Yes!
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 06:09 PM
Oh, well if I know it happens I won't. That's why I have this blindfold, and I would PROBABLY notice being hit by a nuclear warhead(edited)
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:09 PM
I have experienced it... FIRST HAND! HAHAAA!
And... Froggie.
If Patches is taken care of... Or even if not, if you have the time...
Be sure to enjoy the final show... Alright?
Maybe participate in it, too...
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:10 PM
Well… you can’t really be sure if any hit you experience is caused by a nuke..
Hmm?
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 06:10 PM
Oh my god you're so smart
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:11 PM
Like what if I said that maybe I’ll hit you?
Then if you get hit by something, you won’t know if it was the nuke or me!
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Yeah no no don't worry I already have an idea
Also, not to be mean, but I don't think I could mistake your punch for a nuclear blast lmao
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
HAHA!
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
I do have imagination powers…
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
This frog... has the ability to summon anything it thinks of.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Ooh, don't tell me more
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Okay..!
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Well...
Anything reasonable.
Maybe... not a nuke.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 06:13 PM
thanks, ASSHOLE
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:13 PM
HAHA!
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:13 PM
Why’d you say that..?
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:13 PM
I had started already!
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:13 PM
But she had clearly asked to not get told anything more…
Oh well…
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:14 PM
Hahaa!
Remember, to take your strings back.
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:14 PM
…
Alright.
I did film Zoe changing the past by the way.. so I suppose I could try it too…(edited)
But I imagine all the same rules would apply.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 06:15 PM
Probably
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:15 PM
Mhm...
Well!
You'll receive my "solution" soon enough.
It is a gift... from a friend.
FroggieBOT30-Mar-22 06:16 PM
If you say so…
GodotBOT30-Mar-22 06:30 PM
But murder shouldn't be stopped by murder.
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 06:32 PM
I simply put him to sleep
GodotBOT30-Mar-22 06:32 PM
...
I asked before, but how do you like your coffee?
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Look, we have Coyote Smith, Dan isn't as good
Black
Coyote SmithBOT30-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Yeah asshole I'm back
GodotBOT30-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Not you.(edited)
Coyote SmithBOT30-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Nice knife by the way
Is there a single person in this theater who can actually use a knife with skill?
First we had the fucking girl with the knife and she's fucling dead
GodotBOT30-Mar-22 06:34 PM
I hope you have a good reaction, pal.
Coyote SmithBOT30-Mar-22 06:34 PM
Now we have this fuck spinning it around like he owns the place
I'm seeing a trend with people who think they're hot shit with a knife ending up dead
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 06:39 PM
You people should just be watching your backs
GodotBOT30-Mar-22 06:39 PM
You make it seem like it's our fault for getting stabbed
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 06:42 PM
Skill Issue
NyarlathotepBOT30-Mar-22 06:43 PM
Out of... curiosity... why are you stabbing people at random?
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 06:43 PM
Oh my god
Its ze spy
Abraham LincolnBOT30-Mar-22 06:43 PM
MysteryBotBOT30-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Spark appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!(edited)
Spark
spark-boardVISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast.
super-staffVISIBLE With this staff, Spark becomes super-powered! He can channel electricity no matter where he is, and pass it through multiple targets at once!
mild-exhaustionVISIBLE Spark seems a bit tired from the all-out assault he pulled off!
moved from: directors-box
Abraham LincolnBOT30-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Max’s show is this phase is it not? He didn’t tell me what I was supposed to do.
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 06:45 PM
It's a strange knife, Need to bring up that counter you know.
(can someone assassinate Lincoln we need to fix the timeline)
Robbiela RottinovBOT30-Mar-22 06:55 PM
(LMAO)
Coyote SmithBOT30-Mar-22 06:57 PM
Hypothetically speaking if someone did want to assassinate the president I have experience in that
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 06:57 PM
Who are you again
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 06:57 PM
I can't wait, livestock has no right to be able to escape from my grasp!
I'll have to teach them a lesson!
Coyote SmithBOT30-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Who the hell are you is a better question
Abraham LincolnBOT30-Mar-22 06:58 PM
I don’t like where this is going.
Coyote SmithBOT30-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Don't worry, no one's contracted me to kill you yet
Abraham LincolnBOT30-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Or what it implies.
Coyote SmithBOT30-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Yet
Abraham LincolnBOT30-Mar-22 06:59 PM
Am I supposed to be happy about that
Coyote SmithBOT30-Mar-22 07:00 PM
What you expect me to tell you if you're supposed to be happy or not?
Make up your own goddamn mind, you're a fucking president after all
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Not like that title means much nowadays
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SpyBOT30-Mar-22 07:01 PM
That applies to me aswell, I have not been contracted to kill anyone here
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Nikola OrsinovBOT30-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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Nikola OrsinovBOT30-Mar-22 07:51 PM
The tree sure is a tree!
It's an excellent tree.
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Trainee Chef sets their camera rolling, then looks away.
KurukuruBOT30-Mar-22 08:25 PM
Nyarlathotep takes center stage.
Spark tenses up as the horror begins to... sing?
Nikola OrsinovBOT30-Mar-22 08:31 PM
As Problem Sleuth walks down the stairs off the stage...
The Spy appears at the top of them!
He jumps off the stairs and trickstabs Sleuth!
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1
But as he does so, Coyote and Godot team up on him.(edited)
Godot throws a burning hot coffee at him, and Coyote shoots him in the leg!(edited)
No-Face notices that Robbie is out of banana peels!
It laughs maniacally.
"I WILL BE NUMBER ONE!"
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1
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It shrieks as it dives on Robbie, slashing at him with its claws.
Not yet satisfied, it turns its attention towards Robbie and Zoe's mech...
And tears it to pieces!
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MysteryBotBOT30-Mar-22 09:40 PM
(edited)
Zepia Eltnam Oberon moved to ???Omen stayed here.
The Spy stayed here.
Abraham Lincoln stayed here.
Patches stayed here.
Tree stayed here.
Nagisa Furukawa moved to audienceGodot stayed here.
??? stayed here.
Robbie Rotten stayed here.
Garcian Smith moved to lobbyKurukuru stayed here.
Jay Finch stayed here.
Bamboo stayed here.
Problem Sleuth stayed here.
Max Bialystok stayed here.
No-Face stayed here.
Max Stirner stayed here.
Zoe stayed here.
Spark stayed here.
Phanto Mask stayed here.
Trainee Chef stayed here.
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MysteryBotBOT30-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 13-----STAGE
The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. A haunted house stands in the middle of a grand city, covered in webs and bones and all sorts of spooky decorations! A series of mirrors surrounds the house, making it hard to see what's real and what's not! The sky is burning, and the walls are aflame with a green fire.
On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked. Wait- There are TWO mystery machines!
The remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch, to the side of the stage, have been turned into a makeshift fort! It's covered in rotten tomatoes, and lit with a greenish flame!
From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. Beneath the box, and throughout the audience, carriages of a train are strewn, smashed into the walls and floors. The area does not seem very structurally integral.
A load of the audience members are friends of Cathode, here to support him!
A cloud of smoke covers the stage. It seems that no sound can penetrate it.
A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM. Additionally, you can instantly move to the DIRECTORS-BOX and the AUDIENCE.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Spark
spark-boardVISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast.
super-staffVISIBLE With this staff, Spark becomes super-powered! He can channel electricity no matter where he is, and pass it through multiple targets at once!
mild-exhaustionVISIBLE Spark seems a bit tired from the all-out assault he pulled off!
bruisesVISIBLE Spark is battered and bruised from being slammed all over!
Omen
couchVISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
burnsVISIBLE Horrible, painful burns cover his body.
No-Face
A huge raving monster with many faces. Dragon wings, masks, and unspeakable evils.minor-burnsVISIBLE No-Face is jolted by an electrial shock!
Max Bialystok
sauerkrautVISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal.
The Spy
spahcoffee-bagVISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
legwoundVISIBLE The Spy is bleeding out of a hole in his leg!
coffeeburnVISIBLE The Spy is covered in scalding hot coffee!
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Phanto Mask
keyBIGVISIBLETAKEABLE It's a big, red, flashing key! This key could open anything - like, anything anything! That includes things that... probably shouldn't be opened.
Patches
bananasVISIBLEGIVEABLEA clump of bananas that sparkle with a weird glow!
bullet-holesVISIBLE Patches has been pumped full of lead, yet he's just about hanging on!
burnsVISIBLE Horrible, painful burns cover his body.
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?red-glyphVISIBLE The mark of Halmarut, Ascian Overlord.
Trainee Chef
forgred-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
stringsVISIBLETAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef.
Nagisa Furukawa
VIEWING ONLY
Kuro
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit.black-duffelVISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside?
backstabVISIBLE Kuro is bandaged up, and his wound has stopped bleeding. It doesn't seem to affect him much anymore.
swirling-coffeeVISIBLE It's a good looking cup of coffee! It seems to be stirring itself, somehow.
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur.
???
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my gloryrecruitsVISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat.
half-maskVISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask.
guitarVISIBLE It's an old-looking electric guitar! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
Zoe
she/herȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better.
zoe-dressVISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma!
blindfoldVISIBLE It seems Zoe is unable to see any rollover that happens whilst blindfolded!
lashVISIBLE Zoe is cut all over with lashes.
Valvatti
Buy my book, Runouden puoli vuosisataa, out in stores now.acoustic-guitarVISIBLE You can play any number of songs on this!
accordionVISIBLE It's an old-looking accordion! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
growthVISIBLE It's a strange growth. It's kind of bydo-y?
Robbie Rotten
triple-troubleVISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
bruiseVISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot.
owner-outfitVISIBLE An outfit worn by the owner of this theatre! Whoever is wearing it can re-cast people, changing their roles or archetypes with their consent.
great-slashVISIBLE Robbie's outfit has been torn up with the slash of a great beast!
Max Stirner
VIEWING ONLY
Kurukuru
laceratedVISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Bydo System Alpha
A large mass of slimy flesh and twisted steel, over 16 meters long. Hovers using thrusters embedded in its flesh. Its front has irregular gelatinous, glassy person sized blue blobs as "eyes". It has fleshy tendrils, each as thick as a narrow tree and longer than a personbydo-forceBIGVISIBLE A big orb that glows with blue and yellow lights! It hangs off of Alpha.
blue-crystalVISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright blue!
yellow-crystalVISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright yellow!
Bamboo
superhellaswaggyballisticXDhelladopeness
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part."candy-corn-revolverVISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots!
gambit-schemaVISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face!
inkVISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO!
eldritch-scarVISIBLE There is a festering scar from when you got whipped by Nyarlathotep's tentacles.
candy-cornVISIBLETAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them.
sleuth-backstabVISIBLE Sleuth's bleeding from a knife wound to his back!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Greetings, everyone.
Phanto MaskBOT30-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Was that it?
Problem SleuthBOT30-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Fuckin'...
KNIFE! IN MY BACK!
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Lol lmao
Nikola OrsinovBOT30-Mar-22 09:42 PM
(hey! theres a lot of people here again. weve opened the moveinstant to the audience up again, as well as the directors box. please make use of those to ensure its not too chaotic)
SparkBOT30-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Huff....
Hrrgh...
Spark collapses.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Well, we're almost done here, if it's any consolation.
Problem SleuthBOT30-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Looks like Metal Gear Rotten's been destroyed. Damn shame.
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Well, what'd you all think of my production...?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 09:45 PM
It was everything you'd hoped it'd be, as I understand it. And that's what matters, right?
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 09:45 PM
it was a show
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Max grins.
Kuro understands.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Sorry I didn't take part. I thought the director role would override my prop designer abilities, and that I wouldn't be able to participate regardless. As it turns out, that isn't the case.
Robbie RottenBOT30-Mar-22 09:46 PM
It was fine UNTIL THE END! WHEN EVERYTHING GOT RUINED!
Listen, you big blobby... guy... thing!
I'm going to prove ONCE AND FOR ALL that you will NEVER be Number One!
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 09:47 PM
At least you spared yourself the embarrassment!
Robbie RottenBOT30-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Me and my assistants... WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 09:48 PM
I am glad we seem to have quite a turnout for the grand finale.
SparkBOT30-Mar-22 09:48 PM
T-that...wasn't it...you say?
Emet-SelchBOT30-Mar-22 09:49 PM
We still have one last show, its true
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 09:49 PM
I've a task left to complete that will hopefully be accomplished by one final production. Then you may at last take your bows and exit stage left.
Robbie RottenBOT30-Mar-22 09:49 PM
I'm headed back to Lazy Town... right after I put a stop to this big monster's nonsense!
SparkBOT30-Mar-22 09:49 PM
W-we can escape...right?
The maze is blown up...and Stirner is dead...
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
This production is the escape.
No FaceBOT30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
AAAARG
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
And I can retire to Rio de Janeiro once and for all!
Robbie RottenBOT30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
(max is going to brazil )
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
It seems like all the pieces have fallen into place
No FaceBOT30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
No, i am definitely NUMBER ONE
Robbie RottenBOT30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
NO!
No FaceBOT30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
NO!
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
No?
Robbie RottenBOT30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
You're just a big fat NOBODY!
You need to STOP COPYING ME
No FaceBOT30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
You're just a big fat NOBODY!
You need to STOP COPYING ME
Robbie RottenBOT30-Mar-22 09:51 PM
AND BE YOUR OWN PERSON FOR ONCE!
No FaceBOT30-Mar-22 09:51 PM
AND BE YOUR - what?
Robbie RottenBOT30-Mar-22 09:51 PM
I'm unique! No one is like me!
But that's true for EVERYBODY
EVEN YOU!
You don't HAVE to copy me, you big buffoon!
You can be a villain your own way if you want! Or not even a villain at all!
Just leave ME alone!
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 09:52 PM
I can ignore the bullet in my leg but i cannot ignore the coffee on my coat
No FaceBOT30-Mar-22 09:52 PM
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 09:53 PM
This coat was 15,000 dollars
I expect a check in the mail godot
Robbie RottenBOT30-Mar-22 09:53 PM
I guess the moral of the story is -
Don't buy such expensive coats! HAH!
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Hey hey!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Hello, Zoe.
SparkBOT30-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Zoe...!
Thanks...for that.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Yeah no worries
I'm just really tired... I'm not used to one huge shenanigan that takes.... I don't even know how long we've been here...
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Time is relative in a place like this.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 09:55 PM
I never thought I'd say this but I wanna go back to school!!!(edited)
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 09:55 PM
No, I can do only do so much with my money besides it sitting in my Swiss Bank Account
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 09:55 PM
I would believe the best way to summarize it is we've been here "a while".
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Eh, I have another one back home
Still, My coat
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Ugh hope I don't miss summer camp, or Y'know.. Monster Camp Zoe Playable character DLC available now for like 3 bucks
or something
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 10:00 PM
So, to reiterate my announcement, I will not regulate what you do for this play, if you wish to take part. I only ask you put your heart and soul into it. If you would like to discuss finer details of what I can do to make the production better for you, feel free.
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Kuro, when you say escape, do you mean, we flee into the maze?
Emet-SelchBOT30-Mar-22 10:02 PM
I say we make this last show one for the ages
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Put simply... no.
Emet-SelchBOT30-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Before we all go back to our own worlds I would at least hope to leave a lasting impression on all of you
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 10:02 PM
I will help with the show by just being here for everyone, and providing friendship rays
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 10:03 PM
So how do we make our grand exit
Do we appease the entity that has us trapped here?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 10:04 PM
We'll slip through the cracks of reality.
Phanto MaskBOT30-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Hey well done, by the way, Spark.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Yeah!
Phanto MaskBOT30-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Hope me taking a blow for you helped in the end.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 10:05 PM
//taking hits like its dead by daylight.....
//nobody will get this
//it is alright
Phanto MaskBOT30-Mar-22 10:06 PM
So, what exactly do you want us to do? @Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans
I can't say I'm a very creative man.
SparkBOT30-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Hh...Well, thanks. It's...what I do. I'm allowed to say that, right? It's been at least twice? Not so often I get so much help though.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 10:07 PM
I want a show of passion. If you cannot think of anything, what if you were to simply... Speak of what you've witnessed here? Tell your story, you know?
Problem SleuthBOT30-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Oh, goddamnit. Not more metanarrative bullshit.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Understandable reaction.
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Oh, good! I love metanarrative bullshit!
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PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 10:08 PM
I was in a coma for most of this story
Phanto MaskBOT30-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Uhh. That's going to be a tall ask, but I suppose I can try... It's the only shot I've got...
Robbie RottenBOT30-Mar-22 10:08 PM
I met a narrative the other day!
Phanto MaskBOT30-Mar-22 10:08 PM
(Patches has a knack for that)
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MysteryBotBOT30-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Sado appeared from ???!(edited)
Sado
Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks. She's glitching around the edges.hexVISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power.
axeVISIBLE It's a large axe! It seems heavy and sharp.
moved from: in-between
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Hello, Sado.
MysteryBotBOT30-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Zepia Eltnam Oberon appeared from ???!(edited)
Zepia Eltnam Oberon
A broken man. Blood sprays from his eyes, like a fountain.red-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
eye-bloodVISIBLE Blood is seeping from Zepia's eyes!
moved from: in-between
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Ohh, I can't wait to get back to my office once this is all over! I'll never have to see any of you fools again!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 10:09 PM
And, I don't believe I know your name.
SadoBOT30-Mar-22 10:10 PM
My contribution to the play worked, hehe.
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Livestock, the one who stands in front of you goes by the title of Princess of the True Ancestors, and by the name Arcueid Brunestud.
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 10:11 PM
wrong take
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 10:11 PM
That it did. And perhaps I might send a bit of my cash your way...
ZoeBOT30-Mar-22 10:11 PM
I will now space out for a couple of hours
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 10:11 PM
@Arcueid Brunestud i will encase you in cement
SparkBOT30-Mar-22 10:11 PM
I'm so sick of it. Next time I see someone from that "Co-Written" story, I'm just peacing out myself.
Arcueid BrunestudBOT30-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Tonight, you will attend the final play, the final act of the TATARI.
Phanto MaskBOT30-Mar-22 10:12 PM
...I think I'd like to go sightseeing somewhere. Any cities anyone would recommend?
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 10:12 PM
I hear Rio's very nice! Maybe we'll bump into each other there!
Abraham LincolnBOT30-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Washington DC is pretty cool
Emet-SelchBOT30-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Garlemald is a wonderful place if you dont mind the cold, or the traffic robots
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 10:13 PM
It is, too bad i exist there after youre gone
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 10:13 PM
If you ever stop by Syrup Village, you could tell them you know Klahadore. My old reputation should be worth something, if they never learn the truth of Kuro.
GodotBOT30-Mar-22 10:13 PM
I said think fast.
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Max pulls a stack of cash out of his pocket and gives it a kiss.
Mwah!
Ohohoh, I never thought this day would come!
SadoBOT30-Mar-22 10:14 PM
I've... never gone anywhere before, either.
Emet-SelchBOT30-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Of course if you have access to a time machine, I cannot reccomend Amaurot enough, though thats a pretty big if.
SadoBOT30-Mar-22 10:14 PM
I only truly became 'real' when I came here.
Maybe I'll go sightseeing too.
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 10:16 PM
After i leave here ill definitely set up shop somewhere more quiet
Jay FinchBOT30-Mar-22 10:17 PM
Holy shit! I'd like to personally apologize for almost blowing up the theater, I did not mean that!
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 10:17 PM
They were beautiful fireworks.
Jay FinchBOT30-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Why thanks! he does a lil bow
I'm really glad to be outta here soon
PatchesBOT30-Mar-22 10:19 PM
To be honest i wasnt ready to die, although i had no idea a labyrinth of all things was in this theatre(edited)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 10:19 PM
The other way round, really.
Max BialystockBOT30-Mar-22 10:40 PM
No apology necessary! And I’d like to take partial credit.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT30-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Now, then, if you'll excuse me... I've got someone I've put off talking to long enough.
MysteryBotBOT30-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Kuro can view (but not post) in this area!
(edited)
Kuro instantly moved to AUDIENCE(But they can still VIEW this channel!)
SpyBOT30-Mar-22 10:43 PM
YES AND YOU RUINED MY JACKET
Regardless, I'm not going to stab you over something this petty
Robbie RottenBOT30-Mar-22 10:50 PM
If you do mind, I guess you'd be Garle-MALDING! HA HA!
MysteryBotBOT30-Mar-22 11:16 PM
Ninetails appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!(edited)
Ninetails
Hulking cream-coloured fox with nine writhing, swirling tails. Ink stains each of their tasseled tips like worn paintbrushes. Is that... just a mask, or is something bonded to their face? It's hard to say.red-smearVISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
paintingVISIBLE It's a painting of Valvatti and Ninetails, sat together in a bar!
moved from: directors-box
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT31-Mar-22 12:07 AM
So, is anyone around and wanting to talk right now?
FroggieBOT31-Mar-22 12:09 AM
I'm not sure what there is to even talk about...
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT31-Mar-22 12:09 AM
Ah, Trainee Chef! Or... Little Puppet, or frog, or... What would you like me to call you?
FroggieBOT31-Mar-22 12:10 AM
Well... I guess it's Froggie.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT31-Mar-22 12:11 AM
Froggie it is, then. If you're not sure what to talk about, then... Well, we could discuss this final act, if you'd like. Are you up for participating?
FroggieBOT31-Mar-22 12:12 AM
I was asked to by Nyarlathotep…
Or at the very least enjoy it..
So sure. I’m up for it.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT31-Mar-22 12:13 AM
Is there something in particular you'd like to do for this show? You literally hold your own strings, now, of course.
FroggieBOT31-Mar-22 12:14 AM
Uhm.. I don’t really have anything in mind…
I do have these films… but I’m not sure if any of them would be good?
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT31-Mar-22 12:17 AM
What's on them?
FroggieBOT31-Mar-22 12:17 AM
The first one is Stirner dragging me to their private room on phase 1.
Then I have three films of Zoe, consisting of making an umbrella, cheering for Spark, and writing in a notebook to change the past.
Finally I have a film of No Face spitting out green flames.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT31-Mar-22 12:20 AM
Writing in a notebook to change the past...
FroggieBOT31-Mar-22 12:20 AM
There’s some rules to it…
Which Zoe knows far better than I do…
I assume it can only change the previous phase? At least that’s how it was both times I saw it happen.(edited)
There’s also some clause about not knowing the outcome of the event being changed?
I think?(edited)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT31-Mar-22 12:23 AM
Well, naturally. That's the butterfly effect.
FroggieBOT31-Mar-22 12:25 AM
Either way, I don’t think it’s strong enough to fix anything substantial…
Phanto MaskBOT31-Mar-22 12:25 AM
What's there to be fixed? I think you'd be better off fixing a place that's more deserving.
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Emet-SelchBOT31-Mar-22 12:27 AM
Maybe even Garlecoping and Garleseething
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT31-Mar-22 07:14 AM
(in case I super oversleep or am otherwise unavailable before rollover for some reason, just know that I do have the action submitted for doing the big ass play thing so it's not gonna just not happen or w/e just because I'm not responding or what have you)
ZoeBOT31-Mar-22 09:14 AM
No I think it can change anything. As long as you know it happened but don't know the result, you can change stuff
Wish I payed only half attention im history class I could do a lot....
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Robbie RottenBOT31-Mar-22 03:36 PM
Well boys, this is our last hurrah before we go back home!
And you know...
You didn't do half bad!
Well, maybe you did.
But you also did half good!
I think you all learned a little lesson in trickery.
Now let's go out with a big splash that'll go down in history!
And prove that WE are Number One!
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HA HA HA!
And I guess I don't need this disguise any more now that it's all torn up...
Ahh, that's better!
ZoeBOT31-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Heyy! you're... alive and stuff!!
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Robbie and the RottensBOT31-Mar-22 03:41 PM
Of course I am!
It'll take more than that to beat ME!
No FaceBOT31-Mar-22 03:41 PM
....must
eat
more
uuurrrrrrr
Robbie and the RottensBOT31-Mar-22 03:42 PM
Hehehe...
ValvattiBOT31-Mar-22 03:43 PM
Time to tune my guitar one last time...
A Willow TreeBOT31-Mar-22 04:17 PM
tree
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MysteryBotBOT31-Mar-22 04:18 PM
Sado can view (but not post) in this area!
(edited)
Sado instantly moved to AUDIENCE(But they can still VIEW this channel!)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT31-Mar-22 06:31 PM
I'm cognizant once again, for the record.
Problem SleuthBOT31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
The spelling errors on display in here are making me cry, I swear.
ZoeBOT31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Not in my life
AlphaBOT31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Cringe.
Abraham LincolnBOT31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Join the United States its cool
most of it
ZoeBOT31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
and my life is like infinire
also no the United States suck too!
Abraham LincolnBOT31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
bro
ZoeBOT31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
I'm goin' to monster camp
AlphaBOT31-Mar-22 06:33 PM
What, is it evil empire recruitment hours now that i've advertised the best one?
Problem SleuthBOT31-Mar-22 06:34 PM
They made booze illegal. That's pretty evil in my book.
AlphaBOT31-Mar-22 06:34 PM
Do you get to be resistant, or even sometimes impervious to most conventional weaponry by joining the USA? Exactly! That's why your empire fell all the way back in 2048
Abraham LincolnBOT31-Mar-22 06:34 PM
The US is not evil!
Lies.
Arcueid BrunestudBOT31-Mar-22 06:35 PM
Are you ready?
Phanto MaskBOT31-Mar-22 06:35 PM
I am struggling to come up with anything to do for this play.
FroggieBOT31-Mar-22 06:35 PM
Me too…
AlphaBOT31-Mar-22 06:35 PM
If i find a time rift to 2048 i'll be sure to send you through it.
Arcueid BrunestudBOT31-Mar-22 06:35 PM
Are you ready for the final show, from the one who defied the Philosopher Stone's judgement?
Phanto MaskBOT31-Mar-22 06:36 PM
Hmmm, maybe I'll turn the stage into a big city, I want to go sightseeing after all.
Robbie and the RottensBOT31-Mar-22 06:36 PM
A city?! I hope the transportation system there is efficient.
AlphaBOT31-Mar-22 06:37 PM
Philosopher's stone? that thing from that go-BYDawful fantasy book series from the early 21st century?
Phanto MaskBOT31-Mar-22 06:37 PM
I can try.
AlphaBOT31-Mar-22 06:37 PM
Make it like the satellite city evergreen!
Phanto MaskBOT31-Mar-22 06:37 PM
The who what now?
AlphaBOT31-Mar-22 06:38 PM
Oh right, this is the past.
Robbie and the RottensBOT31-Mar-22 06:38 PM
Don't listen to that weird thing, it talks nonsense!
AlphaBOT31-Mar-22 06:38 PM
Look, make a big fucking cylinder and put buildings around the inside
Devote maybe... a quarter of the cylinder to big windows to look down on the beautiful planet earth
This has been quite an experience but I am afraid I have to return to where I came.
I'll watch this last show from the audience, It's been nice meeting all of you! Well, most of you.
Robbie and the RottensBOT31-Mar-22 06:45 PM
Goodbye Abe! If I ever go back in time again I'll say hello!(edited)
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT31-Mar-22 06:46 PM
So long, Abe. I hope you enjoy the show.
SpyBOT31-Mar-22 06:46 PM
I recommend you see the play "Our American Cousin" at Ford's Theater at some point, it is quite a good show
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AlphaBOT31-Mar-22 06:50 PM
I would love to!
Abraham LincolnBOT31-Mar-22 06:51 PM
I have already been made aware of my fate.
MysteryBotBOT31-Mar-22 06:51 PM
Abraham Lincoln can view (but not post) in this area!
(edited)
Abraham Lincoln instantly moved to AUDIENCE(But they can still VIEW this channel!)
SpyBOT31-Mar-22 06:51 PM
I was just giving a recommendation Mr.President
Ah well
FroggieBOT31-Mar-22 06:59 PM
I… wish you all the best.
Captain Kuro of a Hundred PlansBOT31-Mar-22 06:59 PM
The time is almost at hand.
Let's raise the curtain one final time.
Arcueid BrunestudBOT31-Mar-22 07:00 PM
Aw, looks like the night is already coming to an end.
BETTER HURRY THIS UP, THEN!
LET US WITNESS, YOU, AND I, OUR PERFORMANCES!
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nikola OrsinovBOT31-Mar-22 07:00 PM
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Nikola OrsinovBOT31-Mar-22 07:39 PM
Setting the scene for one final time, Phanto Mask flies high into the air...
The stage sprouts into a huge, beautiful city! Mask flies freely around, rejoicing in the air. Up here, no-one can even touch his key!
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He spends a long time enjoying the sights and sounds of the city, it's great high Tower, highly efficient Military Base, and the world's finest transport system, ensuring that everyone is always...
Running on Time.
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But before too long, the city begins to change.
Froggie pulls out their camera, but instead of simply playing back a recording, they clutch it to their chest and take a moment to imagine, first.
Green flames begin to spill from their mouth!
But they don't burn.
Instead, they cover the city in a beautiful, flickering light!
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In the skies, high above the city...
Arcueid rises into the air.
Coalescing all of the power they have gained over a thousand years, they channel the power of their Marble Phantasm...
To bring the great Crimson Moon into existence, floating above the stage!
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Down below, Kuro steps onto the stage.
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“This production is dedicated to the audience, as well as the fallen.”
Clearing his throat, he continues.
"This is and has been a tale of gods and witches, of puppets and villains, and of masks, masks, really, just a whole lot of masks."
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"Of a theatre in a maze made to reinvigorate shades lost to apathy."
"Of a slew of people who were brought there for that purpose."
"My name is Kuro, and this is my call to action."
"This is our escape."
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"Ah, and before I forget..."
"Toy Soldier! My final command: Help me make sure this runs successfully!"
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...
I walk onto the stage, and give a bow, before plucking my accordion from the hands of Valvatti.
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And as I play the opening song, the performance can truly begin!
Not waning so much that he can't release it all on one massive burst of flame, however!
The sleuth raises his sword as green flames spiral around him, creating a spire of almost blinding light!
Though the fire itself appears harmless, it begins to spread - first the backdrop, then the rafters, and suddenly the entire theatre is engulfed in a beautiful green light!
It's so stunning that Zoe is compelled to take off her blindfold!
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As everyone takes a moment to observe the theatre, a shadowy figure sneaks up behind Problem Sleuth.
Before he can react, SPY BACKSTABS PROBLEM SLEUTH!
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The sleuth falls on his side, coughing up blood!
...But not dead just yet.
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Max Bialystok seems to be enjoying this!
He's reclining on the side of the stage, eating sauerkraut.
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He seems to be enjoying it, until..!
BLEUGH!
Was that sauerkraut... Poisoned???
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Seeing this, Robbie Rotten begins to smirk.
...A very evil smirk.
Inspired, he gets to... baking a cake?
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He goes way overboard with it, giving it two layers, then three, then way more icing than you've seen in your life!
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Then he serves it up to... No-Face?
It seems that he intends it as a sort of treaty.
Maybe, just maybe... they can both be villain number one.
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No Face, seemingly touched by this proposition, gets to work.
It seems it had a similar idea!
After a moment, the spirit is able to apparate... A full-blown, gormet feast filled to the brim with junk food!
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They both sit down and get ready to feast!
No Face eats the cake in one massive bite, while Robbie scarfs down as much food as he can, as fast as he can!
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DISGUSTING!
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While Robbie's cake simply tasted horrible, The gormet feast was LACED WITH HEALTH FOODS!
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YUCK!
Hey, wait a minute...
Isn't No Face spitting out a lot more than he just ate..?
He is! And as he does so, his form almost seems to shrink!
In fact, he's becoming less and less tangible, shifting back into the form he began with.
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Alpha however, begins to do the opposite!
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In fact, as its flesh pulsates faster and faster, its form beings to expand!
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The fleshy outer body encompases the entire plane, until... an entirely new being emerges!
A horrid, awful abomination emerges from the fleshy egg.
SPOILER
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Alpha has transformed into a GOMANDER.
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Laughing, Patches takes out a banana.
He peels it and goe-
OMEN SHOOTS THE BANANA OUT OF HIS HAND.
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Then he shoots Patches too, for good measure.
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Patches is clearly wounded, but gets up.
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"Well that was ju-"
OMEN JUMPS AT PATCHES, HITTING HIM WITH A FLYING PUNCH.
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Patches is out cold.
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Nikola OrsinovBOT31-Mar-22 08:48 PM
...Are those people quite done yet?
We have a play to perform!
An explosion of elemental darkness rocks the stage!
And out of the inky black tendrils of darkness...
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Robbie Rotten, wearing the glyph of Lahabrea, performs the greatest song yet, alongside Flobby, Tobby and Bobby!
Jay Finch, Sado and Nagisa all dance to the music!
Off to the side of the stage, Spark and Zoe dance together.
At the end of it, Jay Finch gives a speech.
"Hey everybody, my name's Jay Finch, and I'm a freaking wizard from a wizard school!"
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"I came here to get some rest from wizard school, since we're like, at war with a bunch of wizard nazis right now."
"And I did have fun!"
"But also a ton of people died, wierd meta shit happened which I don't understand, and I almost detonated a nuclear bomb."(edited)
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"I don't really have a point here, I just hope when I go back to wizard school, I'll be safe and okay, and if I do die, it will be meaningful and not pointless!"
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"Ok! Jay Finch out!"
And, as Jay Finch steps down...
Valvatti steps up, for the sombre third act.
As he does so, he locks eyes with Ninetails, who nods, and provides one last setting...
Looking at the green fire covering the theatre, burning without flame or damage...
Ninetails inks it over with REAL FLAME, setting the theatre alight!
"When a humble bard
Found one final job
An establishment with
A creative mob"
"With partners of all kinds
The bard put on his hat
He couldn’t be director
No, that’d be a cat"
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"No sooner than the start
Before we could prepare
The flames already began
To singe his hair"(edited)
"The bravest musician
Took off his best coat
He beat off the flames and
Just cleared his throat"
"What a ride in this theatre
Oh actors a’plenty
Oh actors a’plenty
Woah
Say goodbye to this theatre
Forever in memory"
"Shame the flames had spread
‘Cross the wooded halls
The bard had to dip out
For he had no balls"
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"He then met with a fox god
A true patron of arts
They discussed philosophy
And bonded their hearts"
"What beautiful art
The two artists made
The ink and the music
Mightier than any blade"
"Then it got real weird
I think there was a trans-
Dimensional sacrifice, oh,
Those Lovecraft fans!"
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"What a ride in this theatre
Oh drama a’plenty
Oh drama a’plenty
Woah
Say goodbye to this theatre
Forever in memory"
"What a ride in this theatre
Oh villains a’plenty
Oh heroes a’plenty
Woah
Say goodbye to this theatre
My time to retire"
Delivering the final verse quieter, Valvatti then bows, and walks silently off the stage.
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The audience, each and every one of them, is moved to tears.
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Through the performance, they've each grown more and more distinct, regaining form and mannerisms.
But they're not quite there yet.
But-
The Crimson Moon, and Arcueid along with it, still hang in the sky.
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Arcueid is gathering power, drawing it from the moon.
She cries out, and as she does so...
A crack in the universe appears behind her!
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The theatre begins to rumble, as the fabric of the world ruptures...
"THE SWIRL OF THE ROOT! MINE AT LAST."
As the crack grows larger and larger, it swells behind Arcueid-
Before absorbing her entirely!
The world itself is shaking, reality on the brink of collapsing.
But as all seems lost...
Arcueid reappears, wielding the Sixth Magic!
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Her goal is finally attained! The unchangeable future of humanity has finally been altered!
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The audience seem somewhat... confused by all this, but equally terrified and excited.
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The emotions within them are building, but are still on the brink.
...
One final performance could change it all.
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Kuro steps up once more.
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"...So, all that didn't work, eh?"
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"Well, then, I'm left with no choice."
"I've gotta call upon the best damn actor this place has ever seen, and a far better director than I ever was."
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A door opens in reality behind Kuro, and the face of a familiar figure appears. The mask of Death.
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He lets someone out, before checking his watch, as if to let them know they're on borrowed time.
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"Bravocat! Won't you give this audience just one last hurrah?"
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"One last hurrah...
How could I decline?
Don't worry about filling me in, Kuro.
I've been on the edge of my seat."
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The ghost of Bravocat begins to sing...
"When I came to this place
I felt there's something special
I knew that you were capable
Of reaching a new level"
"And though there were difficulties
I say with certain pride
That thanks to all your expertise'
A show we did provide!
So join me!
For one final ride..."
"Who could expect
What was brought to this place today
Who could have predicted
How we'd make our display?"
The audience are nodding along, some beginning to join in singing a song they've never heard before.
"It's unbelievable
That things have gone this way
That's all to say!
You've blown me away..."(edited)
"Come all, listen, it's time we said goodbye
The stage, glistens, there's one thing left to try!
Join this great finale that comes once in your life
Let's make things right!
And end your strife..."
The audience are getting up out of their seats.
Walking on stage, they begin to dance, perform, sing to their hearts content, their performances meshing with Bravocat's...
"Hear now, dear audience, you've seen all there's to see
It's time we left this place, I think we all agree
If I have one request between just you and me
Make yourselves free!
I guarantee..."
"All there is left to do, that you already knowThis final act is you, just one thing left to go!Now rise up from your places, and give our actors so:"
"One last bravo!
Oh, let the whole world know!ONE LAST BRAVO!"
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...
As a resounding echo of a dozen voices singing together booms through the theatre, all falls silent.
And then, as if a single miracle sprouted into existence, the last droplet of blood falling from the departed Witch of Miracles...
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The tree merges with the stage, channelling its energy to break the hold on this place apart, shatter this maze.
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The roof of the theatre cracks open, revealing...
The sky.
An exit.
At last...
Whooping and cheering, the actors celebrate!
One at a time, they climb the roots of the tree, ascending, leaving this place behind.
Robbie...
Jay...
Sado, Spark, Zoe, and many more, pouring out, back to freedom.
Kuro is the last to go, but as he does...
He turns back for a second, to see Bravocat stood there.
"Kuro...
Thank you, for everything that you've done."
"Perhaps you knew this, but... I won't be going with you all.
I think I've had enough time in the limelight."
"Besides, there's... someone that I'm going to see again."
"Live out the life you've dreamed out there. And whenever the time comes...
I'll be waiting, to see you again too."
Kuro, placing the palm of his hand to his head, gives a salute.
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And when he leaves...
All that is left in the burning theatre is the tree, and the bodies - some dead, some still alive - it has accumulated.(edited)