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Theatre of the Absurd
EARLOG / earlog-stage
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Mar-22 07:03 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 17-Mar-22 07:03 PM
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-----Phase 1----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. In the centre of the stage, a weak and feeble willow tree stands, its roots crawling across the wooden floor. From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures nervously waiting for the great curtain that stands behind the tree to open and the play to begin. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. For now, the stage is undecorated. No props, no setting, a blank canvas waiting for a great performance to shine through. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
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Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
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Nikola Orsinov
Kurukuru
@Kurukuru @Nikola Orsinov @Tree
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Kurukuru BOT 17-Mar-22 07:05 PM
He-llo, and welcome to the first act of our grand production!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 17-Mar-22 07:06 PM
We hope you all have a wonderful time!
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 17-Mar-22 07:06 PM
the tree continues to grow
grow? Is that the right word? It looks half dead if not fully so
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 17-Mar-22 07:35 PM
the stage is a ticket to another world, but this one is a sad existence for a tree
it could be so much more!
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 17-Mar-22 08:00 PM
(no one's talking here so I'll get some sappy puns out of my system)
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOO 1
uncomf 1
(Now i saw this burly fella lumbering down the street, elm not sure what he was up to but I thought I'd Branch out a bit and talk to him, turns out he was down with acacia the flu! Axed if i could direct him to the local hospital)
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Kurukuru BOT 17-Mar-22 08:05 PM
(oh my god)
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 18-Mar-22 07:00 PM
LOCK
The roots underneath the stage shift and grow, reaching throughout the area.
Grabbing panels and paint from the backstage, they set to work remaking the stage, and before long...
A beautiful winter wonderland springs up! Where the entrance to the backstage once stood now stretches a forest, covered in a fine dusting of snow.
Their work done, the tree roots shrivel back up, returning to their trunk.
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MysteryBot BOT 18-Mar-22 08:50 PM
(edited)
🔸 Kurukuru stayed here. 🔸 Nikola Orsinov stayed here. 🔸 Tree stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 18-Mar-22 08:50 PM
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-----Phase 2----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The scene is a winter's night in a forest, pine trees lightly dusted with snow. Footprints trail off into the woods, scattering in different directions. In the middle of the trees, a clearing reveals a willow standing out from the pines. A red scarf is tied around its trunk, and a red hat sits in its branches. It has a friend! A lamppost stands beside it, a small picture stuck on the lamppost. From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Spark
🔹spark-board 👁️VISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast.
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Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear. 🔹cat-mask 👁️VISIBLE not to be confused with a cat/box, it's a giant cat mask, stitched together from a greenish fabric.
Max Bialystok
Robbie Rotten
🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans! 🔹triple-trouble 👁️VISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
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Patches
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Sado
(she/her) Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat. Pale colorless skin, one eye obscured by hair, permanent wide grin.
Klahadore
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit. 🔹black-duffel 👁️VISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside?
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Orion Pisces
Fish Overlord Orion Pisces [Sea/Seas] 🔹pendant 👁️VISIBLE A small gift Matchstick bought you back at the Showerlights Festival when you first met. It looks like it’s made of gold but really it’s just nickel, you still hold near and dear as you wear it around your neck. He engraved it with a small poem on the back to personalize it.
Though tonight We see the falling lights The brightest Shine is from Your eyes. <3 -Match
Otherwise it does nothing special but remind you that though you’re far apart now, you’ll still love each other when you’re back together.
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Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/her
Kurukuru
Jay Finch
Bydo System Alpha
A large mass of slimy flesh and twisted steel, over 16 meters long. Hovers using thrusters embedded in its flesh. Its front has irregular gelatinous, glassy person sized blue blobs as "eyes". It has fleshy tendrils, each as thick as a narrow tree and longer than a person 🔹bydo-force 💪BIG 👁️VISIBLE A big orb, currently dull, hangs off of the Bydo System Alpha. 🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Double Trouble
Pronouns: They/Them Seemingly reptilian in appearance, they are fairly slim and are quite tall (about 6ft or 1.82m).
Bamboo
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@Spark @Bravocat @Max Bialystok @Robbie Rotten @Patches @Tree @Sado @Klahadore @Orion Pisces @Nikola Orsinov @Kurukuru @Jay Finch @Bydo System Alpha @Double Trouble @Bamboo
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MysteryBot BOT 18-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Spark
🔹spark-board 👁️VISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast.
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Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear. 🔹cat-mask 👁️VISIBLE not to be confused with a cat/box, it's a giant cat mask, stitched together from a greenish fabric.
Max Bialystok
Robbie Rotten
🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans! 🔹triple-trouble 👁️VISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
Author icon Phanto Mask
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Patches
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Sado
(she/her) Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat. Pale colorless skin, one eye obscured by hair, permanent wide grin.
Klahadore
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit. 🔹black-duffel 👁️VISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside?
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Author icon Solus Zos Galvus
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Orion Pisces
Fish Overlord Orion Pisces [Sea/Seas] 🔹pendant 👁️VISIBLE A small gift Matchstick bought you back at the Showerlights Festival when you first met. It looks like it’s made of gold but really it’s just nickel, you still hold near and dear as you wear it around your neck. He engraved it with a small poem on the back to personalize it.
Though tonight We see the falling lights The brightest Shine is from Your eyes. <3 -Match
Otherwise it does nothing special but remind you that though you’re far apart now, you’ll still love each other when you’re back together.
Author icon Garcian Smith
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Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/her
Kurukuru
Jay Finch
Bydo System Alpha
A large mass of slimy flesh and twisted steel, over 16 meters long. Hovers using thrusters embedded in its flesh. Its front has irregular gelatinous, glassy person sized blue blobs as "eyes". It has fleshy tendrils, each as thick as a narrow tree and longer than a person 🔹bydo-force 💪BIG 👁️VISIBLE A big orb, currently dull, hangs off of the Bydo System Alpha. 🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Double Trouble
Pronouns: They/Them Seemingly reptilian in appearance, they are fairly slim and are quite tall (about 6ft or 1.82m).
Bamboo
superhellaswaggyballisticXDhelladopeness
@​Spark @​Bravocat @​Max Bialystock @​Robbie Rotten @​Patches @​A bare Willow Tree (un saule) @​Sado @​Klahadore @​Orion Pisces @​Nikola Orsinov @​Kurukuru @​Jay Finch @​Alpha @​Double Trouble @​Bamboo
CAN POST 💬 Spark 💬 Bravocat 💬 Max Bialystok 💬 Robbie Rotten 💬 Patches 💬 Tree 💬 Sado 💬 Klahadore 💬 Orion Pisces 💬 Nikola Orsinov 💬 Kurukuru 💬 Jay Finch 💬 Bydo System Alpha 💬 Double Trouble 💬 Bamboo VIEW ONLY 👁️ Funnyman 👁️ Phanto Mask 👁️ Bernkastel 👁️ Solus Zos Galvus 👁️ Garcian Smith
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Greetings!
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Kurukuru BOT 18-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Ah! It looks like our first actors have arrived! Well, don't let me stop you from putting on an excellent performance, ehehe.
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Heya!
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Man, already? What now?
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 08:52 PM
?!
Hey!
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Woah, huh?
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Well, it’s certainly a bit crowded here
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 08:53 PM
How in Aure's name did you get here?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 18-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Welcome, one and all!
Now that you're all on-stage, the fun can truly begin!
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Wonderful!
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Hey, I just recieved a job application! I could say the same to you!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Oh well
Same thing
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Can't say I expected an old face here, and a pretty recent one too.
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Zepia's stunt certainly seems to have gotten the audiences attention!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
I just work here as the sound guy heh
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
And it's a pleasure to see you again, Double Trouble. I had a feeling I would run into you again here.
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Well, I was right, it sure is crowded here.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Oh no, the pleasure is all mine! Delightful to see you again darling! they take a bow
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Oh, wait, no, there's just some more in the audience.
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Right, it is worth noting that those in the audience can see us from here, if it needed to be said.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Good morning group chat
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 08:55 PM
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 08:55 PM
And so many new faces as well!
Who might you be?
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 08:55 PM
oh it is
so
crowded here (edited)
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Lots of potential friends
Imo
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
I suppose it makes sense actors would flock to the stage.
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
I'm not an actor though
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
I'm not an actor lol
Is anyone else here working on designing the set?
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Hello, familiar faces.
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
The tree is.
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
uh yeah
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
I came here because I have the most control in this location
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
the tree
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Greetings
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 08:57 PM
The tree, as you might have noticed, has put together a wonderful scene for us!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 08:57 PM
There's a tree?
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 08:57 PM
there is a tree
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Max Bialystock BOT 18-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Damn! Dream's not here.
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Oh...right. The tree.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 08:57 PM
There is a tree!
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Interesting.
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Max Bialystock BOT 18-Mar-22 08:58 PM
I'm sure some of you fine people will be able to help me get my play off the ground, though.
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Would you happen to be a director?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Max is yes
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Max Bialystock BOT 18-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Yes indeed.
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Interesting! Very interesting.
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 08:59 PM
You must come from the fourth group I haven't learned much of anything about...
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Hmmmmm
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Well, if I may introduce myself, I go by Bravocat; and I am also a director in this production.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Should we do something to get the word out? I just think we're going to need a large variety of people if we want to put on a show!
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:00 PM
We're already putting it on, I suppose you could call it the opening act.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Oh bet
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:00 PM
I expect the others will join, in time.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:00 PM
You are?
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Anyone gonna explain the fire alarm?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Good question
That was... interesting
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Not much to explain, really. The fire alarm was pulled. We witnessed it.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Opening act? That sounds marvelous!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:01 PM
And a bit dangerous given we have no way to evacuate
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:02 PM
It was an alarm for my Evil Scheme of Villainy!
Don't mind that!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Oh ok robbie
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Villainy you say?
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:02 PM
they chuckle a little
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Bold of you to express that with such an audience present!
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Oh, Robbie? You must be the prop designer Trainee Chef mentioned.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:03 PM
He's a bit shameless in my experience
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Sometimes its more interesting to be direct with your intentions.
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:03 PM
true
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Oh I certainly agree!
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Max Bialystock BOT 18-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Ah, Mr. Rotten! So good to finally meet you!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:04 PM
Why would I be shameful? I take pride in my work against that hero Sportacus
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:04 PM
Hm?
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Max Bialystock BOT 18-Mar-22 09:05 PM
I've heard nothing but wonderful things about you, and I happen to be looking for a prop designer myself.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:05 PM
@ abarewillowtree do u know how the projectors in this theater work
I've been using them but they've got some interesting mechanics that I don't rlly understand
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:06 PM
So what's the script of the play? i'd like to know my lines!
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:06 PM
Oh yes! I would be thrilled to join as well
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:06 PM
Oh my... they weren't kidding about your size!
Well then, I believe you'll find this performance is more in the fashion of an improv.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:07 PM
An improv! Oh my strong suit!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:07 PM
A!
I did not notice the 16 meter flesh mass in the room..
sry you jumpscared me
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:08 PM
So, might I pose a general question to those who deign to answer? I am curious where you all were immediately before you came here to the stage.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
That's a very weird thing not to notice!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Just like how I didn't notice the huge wooden bulk of that tree lol
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Most of us were just over in the lobby
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
I should stop constantly looking at the floor
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Any events of interest around there?
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
I'd personally say my dashing looks are discernible from a mile away
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Well there's a huge locked door
We considered blowing it open
But we're here for a job and we're gonna do that first
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Where else does the lobby connect to?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:10 PM
A bar and the house
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:11 PM
house?
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Also, strange question but... Has anyone seen a POW- uh, a big walky thing? round glass "face" thing, two legs, no arms, got a thingy on the back (edited)
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:11 PM
(In case u don't know the house is where the audience sits)
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Yeah uh where everyone sits
gestures towards the audience area
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:12 PM
I prefer to call it the auditorium~
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:12 PM
The "house", as you put it, connects to here, the lobby, backstage, and the bar, if you were curious.
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:13 PM
So as far as we know... the extent of this place is the stage, backstage, dressing room, audience, lobby, bar, rafters, and I'm tempted to say a directors box looking up there.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 18-Mar-22 09:13 PM
We actually decanted the crystals from the POW armour! Those big robots were too ugly to have around our theatre.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:13 PM
I mean u would be wrong but ok...
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:13 PM
Crystals, you say?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:13 PM
Hold on I'm a bit confused
R u saying we can go up to the rafters but this theater doesn't have a catwalk?
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:14 PM
But they're kinda cute!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:14 PM
I agree
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Well, in any case... We've many directors, actors, and set and prop designers about for some sort of collaboration.
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:14 PM
you could've used them for the Among Us musical
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Laser crystals, i call them, they've got a fancy name that i can't remember
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Ah, I've neglected to introduce myself, to those not already familiar. I am Klahadore, a butler and, more relevantly, a prop designer.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
They make the force device shoot in cool ways!
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Those crystals wouldn't happen to float, would they?
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
What do you need that for, exactly?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Buttler hehehe
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Greetings
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Just in case!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:16 PM
oh I think we saw one hanging out in the audience area
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Caretaker, if you prefer.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Yeah they do that!
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Yeah, we kinda probably passed one then.
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:17 PM
As Orion said, we saw one such piece in the audience section.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I thought you guys were actors why don't u know the names for the sections of a theater :eyeroll:
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I had nearly taken it but I was occupied aiding Klahadore.
Apologies for that.
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:18 PM
And then the collaboration didn't come together. I suppose we could try again if another set designer would like to work with us, but there might be new possibilities available now...
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Has anyone been backstage?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:18 PM
It's not a big deal, just something I'll need to get used to lol
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Oh! there was one in the lobby, i'll go get it later
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 09:18 PM
I'm searching for... something of my own.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:20 PM
(my dumb brain didn't connect the crystal in the lobby with the laser crystals lmao, thought red would be hidden somewhere)
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:20 PM
I just want to help put on something magnificent All of you guys seem to have ulterior motives, why can't we just be here to perform?
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Bravocat feels similarly.
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Ulterior motives? My dear I think you misunderstand.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Well, I’m fully invested in the play at the moment! Unless I find something else…
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Motives are all that drive a performance such as this.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:21 PM
I don't have any ulterior motives, I'm here to fulfil my dreams!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:21 PM
But those motives can just be striving to create art, no?
And also something something lazer crystals
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Oh darling I assure you my motives do involve that.
The art of theatre!
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:22 PM
I'm just trying to make sure everyone's safe!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:22 PM
This is a theater, everything's going to go wrong lol
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:23 PM
It's anti bydo weaponry, not anti human weaponry
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:23 PM
uhuh
where's the difference?
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Well, when dealing with bydo, you'll want to neutralise the waveform, yeah? conventional weaponry isn't very effective without it also having a cancelling effect
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:26 PM
ah
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:26 PM
Though i guess this isn't really needed against corrupted human weaponry, i saw a gains crash into a wall once, it exploded
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:26 PM
So does that mean that you can use your weapons to make a person stop thinking?
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:27 PM
Uh, all weaponry stops people from thinking?
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:27 PM
they let out a small chuckle
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:27 PM
Unless corpses can think, that would be scary!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:27 PM
Wait so like
U have something strong enough to instantaneously blow someone to bits?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:28 PM
Oh I like thinking, I perfer if you didn't do that!
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:28 PM
Thats not something you do much anyways
Why would you object
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:28 PM
I won't use it! This is just contingency in case of a bydo attack...
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
I would've expected thinking to require too much effort for it to be your preference, robbie
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
should we tell them?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
Yeah we're actually all bydo
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
No!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
I need it for my schemes!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
what? no the exact opposite
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
I actually have something here that could make you completely immune to weapons
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:29 PM
I'm pretty sure the Bydo can't get here (edited)
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
produces a funny looking helmet
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Probably yeah
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Completely immune?
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
This baby nullifies any projectile attack in the area around you once
Its pretty neat
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
This place is weird enough that I doubt rlly anyone could truly get in or out
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
You want it robbie?
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Hmm
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
...How?
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Why should he get it?!
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Idk hes funny
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Does the helmet have some kind of... weird destruction effect?
Like a force!
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
All weapons are basically wavelength emitters, this cap counters that wavelength, rendering it immobile
Or maybe, magic
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
what
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Not all weapons! missiles aren't
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
yeah that
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
I mean they r tho
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Explosions are just spicy wavelengths
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Force lasers are though, that's why they're so effective against bydo
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
for a large part of history weapons have been kinetic
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
The explosion is a wave and the propulsion is a wave
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:32 PM
uhhh
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Kinetic energy still can be canceled out tho
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Thats why it doesnt work against swords
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:33 PM
my physics is a little rusty but I can tell you that you're mixing up waves
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Maybe its technically not a wave but I don't see why the same logic wouldn't apply
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:34 PM
But how's that going to stop something like a balmung?
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:34 PM
What is a balmung
Is it like a wyrm?
I hate those guys
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:34 PM
It's like... a mini nuke!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Cool maybe stop going to war
And then we can talk
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
The science guys invented them to make striders less useless
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
What are striders?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
#warsucksdontdoit
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
I agree
Wars do suck
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Anyways, i changed my mind, if anyone wants to buy this cap off me, its yours
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
they grin a bit, showing off their pointed teeth
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Only kind of illecitly sourced
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
striders are the first model in the r-9b series, a fighter designed as a missile platform, they work in both no gravity and in gravity
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Would you be open to a trade?
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I would
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
That sounds like it would perfect to capture a hero!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Huh?
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Of course, they're mostly using sleipnirs for that now
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
What'd be?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I could build something in this area for u
Idk what you'd want though
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:37 PM
A store would be nice
Id like that
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Well at least I know who sleipner is
I'd be happy to make you a store!
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:38 PM
The ultimate missile launching aircraft!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Oh ok nvm
Do u want like a big neon light with the store's name or something
Like what kinda store do u want
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:38 PM
I've never piloted one
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:38 PM
This is a first for me, i usually just sit on the ground
Maybe a nice modern place
Filled with comfort and luxury! (edited)
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:39 PM
I can't gauruntee it will be the classiest place ever
However
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Will there be bananas in the store?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:39 PM
I do know for sure it'll be the only store anyone in this building has access to
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Can you give me something too? i'd like a little reminder of home...
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
So the supply is insanely low
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Anything you want will be in this store
For a price...
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
I could take a banana and throw one on the ground for a hero to slip on!
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
That sounds devious
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Dastardly.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
But i'm a hero and i don't have any legs?
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Malevolent.
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
There is no greater threat than a capitalist
True 1
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
My line was stolen.
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Malicious, even.
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:40 PM
So you're some kind of travelling merchant?
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:41 PM
I think the bydo are more of a threat?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Not travelling anymore it seems!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Ill find a way for you to slip on a banana!
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:41 PM
I like to roam around the lands between
And maybe some other places too
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Oh so ur like this guy named newt
He's like
A big newt
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Please don't try to shove it up my exhaust pipes i really don't think that would end well for any of us
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Then you better hurry up and pay, dont you think?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:42 PM
And he sells stuff for moon coins
This place is crazy enough that he might be here
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:42 PM
(😳)
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:42 PM
I wonder how he got that name?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
I'm trying to show an example to Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten!
Unfortunately, they aren't, uh, technically real villains...
They haven't even tried a disguise!
If they're going to be any help to me, I'll have to TEACH them how to be villains!
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Hm
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Oh actually now that I think about it would you rather have your store be a part of the lobby so u can sell things as people go in and out and not be bothered by the show? Like a concession stand sorta thing
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Why would you want to be a villain? That's not very nice
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
I may be able to assist in that if you would like
For a price
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:43 PM
What is your definition of villainy, if I might inquire, Robbie?
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Though that did not provide as much of an impact as I was expecting
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Still nicer than ur outright bigotry tho
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Villainy is when someone or something does something evil, like bombing a city or killing civilians
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:44 PM
And love for combat
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
So much enterprising from all of you, don't you think there's more to gain from aiding others than a quick profit?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
You've litterally said uve bombed like 7 ships
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Nope!
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
I haven't bombed anyone?
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
What is money after all but a formal way of making others bend to your will?
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Though providing entertainment is also a factor
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Not a true villain at all!
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:46 PM
I've seen missiles used against the bydo, and i've seen the bydo bombing cities, but i've never bombed anyone
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:46 PM
produces a clump of bananas out of thin air, however, they sparkle with a weird magic these bananas can nullify a players futur action if they manage to step on it, its a very neat item, however you only have 3 charges, and you have to live with the knowledge that theres a bunch of sorcerers trapped inside of them
Dj you want it?
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 09:46 PM
That's...kinda messed up.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:47 PM
How so?
Not if they're evil sorcerors
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 09:47 PM
I...Yeah, I guess.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Hmmmm should I get harley's cheese steaks or chick fillet
I think I will get chick fillet
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:47 PM
They must be shoddy sorcerers to have wound up in a bunch of bananas anyway!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Uhhh
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Using evil people as weapons is perfectly fine, like how using the bydo as weapons is
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Ship i would slow down if i were you
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:48 PM
(im glad that i got a lore dump from ohy on r-type because otherwise id have absolutely no idea what the hell theyre on about)
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:48 PM
You're flying straight into the quite the danger here
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Sounds interesting!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:48 PM
(Welcome to the club)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:49 PM
Will I have to eat the bananas? I perfer cake and ice cream
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:49 PM
(i'm wondering if i'm being too expositiony)
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 09:49 PM
(Maybe a tad but I think you’re fine)
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:50 PM
I've flown into danger many times before and come out completely unscathed!
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:50 PM
Eating the banana would activate it
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:50 PM
...being turned into a meatball isn't a scathe, right?
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:50 PM
It is
It definitely is
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Wow, rude!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Do I have to?
I could always cover it in a spoonful of sugar
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Yes
Whatever you do
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Wait r u eating the sorcerers or are they trapped in the peel I'm confused
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
If you eat the bananas, and there's a wizard inside, isn't that... eating a person?
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
you MUST EAT the banana
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
That's... v-v
very weird
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Dont worry they're a regular banana now
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:53 PM
What if they're bydo wizards tho They never specified what kind of sorcerers they were
Does that just make it ok?
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Am I the only one here who hasn't slightest clue what the Bydo are? This all sounds far beyond the scope of a theatre performance.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I'm not sure the bydo can be wizards?
The bydo are the evil enemies of humanity! they turned me into this thing
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I think it still counts as pseudo-cannibalism.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I didn't always have this bod you know~
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Imagine being the one trapped in there, heheh
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 09:55 PM
As much as I enjoy bananas, it would seem odd to me to eat ones that used to be people.
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:55 PM
I coulddd tel you... but I don't want to lose my Paladin privileges
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Dont worry about it the glintstone sorcerers where kind of dicks
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Paladin?
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Fine then, keep your secrets!
I'd rather wait and see the results than understand the possibilities.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:55 PM
glintstone? like the flintstones?
From the classic 20th century series? I did a dissertation on that
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:57 PM
The glintstone sorcerers are people who have harnessed the power of the stars, and have done many horrible things for the sake of knowledge
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Hey alpha I just realized
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Like the flintstones?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 09:58 PM
If the bydo r trying to attack humans
Wouldn't that mean if they came here they would spare like 50% of us
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Uhhh
Welllllllll
Mmmmm
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Who are the flint stones
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Well their army started off as mostly made of aliens they conquered
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Flint is a type of rock!
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:00 PM
Oh, i see
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:01 PM
We're thought to use it together with a piece of iron to start fires if we're ever lost as sea
Or in the wild
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:01 PM
The flintstones are a mythical tribe allegedly from the time of the dinosaurs
They apparently harnessed dinosaurs in their own machinery
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Ooooo
Primitive Symbiotic Technology
Love to see it
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Obviously, they're purely mythical, the only time humans and dinosaurs have lived alongside each other is when time travel shenanigans happen
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Awe
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Dinosaurs? Are they like dragons?
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:03 PM
And no archaeological remains have been found that evidence the existence of the flintstones
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:03 PM
:(
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:04 PM
So they're like... birds? but really big, yeah?
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Dragons fly too
Some have 4 wings
Although its not the most impressive thing thats flown
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Max Bialystock BOT 18-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Flintstones... Meet the Flintstones... They're the modern stone age family...
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Dragons went extinct like... centuries ago for us
Poachers do their thing you know
It's sad
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Where are you from, weird animal person thing?
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Deer.
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Uh yeah
I'm from a place called The Shield
Country names aren't that relevant and I don't think you care about my city
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:11 PM
i thought those went extinct in the late 21st century? (edited)
Please, tell me more! i can tell you where i'm from too!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Maybe at least give a time period
That seems a bit neccessary around here
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Heh
I don't think a time period would mean anything to you
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Where I come from does not track centuries.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Well it might to someone else /shrug
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Let's just say 8 years before the apocalypse
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:13 PM
What are your deer cities like?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Good enough
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Oh! They're like really big blocks of apartments all tied together
Mostly indoors
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Tied together?
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:14 PM
There's not much reason to be outside with all the ashfall and volcanic downpour
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Volcanic downpour???
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Yeah tied together, connected and stuff
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Ah yes, like volcano manor
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:15 PM
I'd rather call it a volcano flat
But like a really big flat
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Reminds me of what's going on in the indonesia district, two whole r-craft factories lost to the lava flow
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Hah
Clearly you people didn't spend time proofing against harsh conditions
...we don't have many windows
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:17 PM
@robbie rotten coward
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Do we have any windows?
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:18 PM
This place? Not much to see out there honestly
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Where i'm from, around a third of the city's land is a bunch of big windows looking down on earth
Took a lot of time getting used to orbital city life
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:19 PM
Not seeing the outside helps make you appreciate it when you do see it
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
What, is this place...Not somewhere normal?
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Most of the time it's pretty tight corridors and fluorescent lights
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
If your place is anything like indonesia is now, i wouldn't want to see it
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Well I couldn't tell you that
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Weird to think it used to be all green and lush
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Is this place abnormal? I only followed the ad!
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Spark BOT 18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
In what sense? Don't know, or not allowed to say?
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Both?
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:21 PM
Then again... you all seem to come from such strange lands.
This truly is a once in a lifetime performance!
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 10:21 PM
Indeed.
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:21 PM
How lucky for our audience.
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:22 PM
And I mean, Ship, the outside is pretty nice where I'm from when things aren't erupting
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:22 PM
Yeah, we're all friends here, right?
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 10:22 PM
I don't believe I caught your name, peddler.
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:23 PM
My name is patches the cunning, pleasure to meet you
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 10:23 PM
Likewise.
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:23 PM
I'm a salesman, sometimes a pilot
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:24 PM
What's it like?
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 10:24 PM
Might I ask what your role is? Prop designer, I might assume?
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:24 PM
It seems to be this way, although, i'd barely call them props
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:24 PM
A fellow pilot? what vehicles have you piloted?
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:25 PM
I had my own mech a while back, got destroyed after i bit off more than i could chew
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
Purple sky, low red sun, I can see the peaks up north from the top of my city as well as the carpets of moss right underneath. Our city is actually built in a forest but a lot of people don't leave that much so the roads aren't maintained the best but it's a style i adore.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
How big was it? TL sized? gains sized?
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
Down south there's the sea together with the cabin I work at during the more humid seasons
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
About the size of a dragon, i used it from a distance to strike my foes dead!
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
Purple? that's a nice colour, i don't see much of it any more...
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:26 PM
I was the best pilot in the militia
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 10:27 PM
I'd ask what a mech is, but we'd be here all day if we were to go over all of the differences between worlds... I will simply choose to accept my limited knowledge.
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:27 PM
Orion sighs and looks at the pendant around his neck. yeah...
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:27 PM
It's like... think armour, but really big and you go in the head, the rest is controlled by you through machines
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:28 PM
Its just a vehicle, nothing more nothing less
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 10:28 PM
I see...
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:28 PM
I think I'll leave my knowledge about all this up to interpretation. I don't believe it's particularly important to know, after all!
I think there are more important matters at hand than our pasts...
Like our present!
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Patches BOT 18-Mar-22 10:29 PM
Bravo, cat
You make a good point
Also i still have these bananas
Who wants them
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:29 PM
Or our future! I need to know the name of the hero i'm playing!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:29 PM
Ask your director not me!!
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:30 PM
I believe the man in the striped suit mentioned a hero by the name of Sportacus.
Interesting moniker.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Sportacus? some kind of pun on Spartacus?
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Probably
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:34 PM
I haven't heard mention of such a hero around here besides that, perhaps Sportacus is more idea than man?
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:34 PM
An interesting proposal!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:35 PM
Sportacus was the spectacle all along...
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:35 PM
Maybe the real Sportacus is the enemies we make along the way!
But, you know, just a theory.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:36 PM
A game theory
Thanks for watching!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Huh
What
Watching what
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Well, I suppose some would call this a "game."
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:37 PM
My commanding officer told me that's why the pilots of the second and third bydo missions are anonymous, so their story can make them an ideal for any pilot to aspire to
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Several referred to it as a game at the stage auditions.
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:38 PM
Precisely!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:38 PM
As much as I have a distaste for war the propaganda created around it is fascinating
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 10:39 PM
A game....?
Hm.
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:40 PM
Propaganda is pretty interesting, even if I'm not an expert
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:40 PM
A game of performance I assume! It makes sense; there's challenge, competition, rewards and punishments. (edited)
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:40 PM
Not to say I've never used it myself of course
Just not been the main expert
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
It would really be fucked up if life was a game, with some kind of shadowy "player" watching from the sidelines, treating everyone's hardships as entertainment
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
A game we can't leave.
The doors are barred.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Really glad that that's not really true, and that we're all real people with agency!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
I think existentialism gets nothing done but paralysing fear
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
So they are... By design of our dear organizers I would guess.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Ikr!
Anyways guys look what I found at the gamestop today
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Oh boy do I have a newsflash for you
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:42 PM
What do you mean??
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Perhaps they too see this as some sort of "game," hm?
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:43 PM
The shadowy player is massive black and purple dragon does that make it better?
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Huh??
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Trapped in the webbings of a fool's game, again.
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:44 PM
R u like a discworld character and like everyone's pieces on a board being played with by gods or something
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:44 PM
I wouldn't say we're trapped my dear. More like, free to play.
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:44 PM
No not played with
Moreso observed
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:44 PM
You're telling me some kinda dragon's been watching everything?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Lame!
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 10:45 PM
But there is something more to life than being a string of errant code.
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Me and my boyfriend are the only ones being actively played with but it's consensual so it's fineeee
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 10:45 PM
That may just be a... "me" problem, though.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:45 PM
You made it seem like the dragon was some kind of player in the action
...Consensual??
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:45 PM
That being said, I'd like to see if I may get a glimpse behind this show our organizers are running. That directors box... interests me. After all, I'm a director!
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Yeah we agreed that we would serve the gods in return for gifts that could stop the impending apocalypse and an infinite amount of do-overs
Since they can't actually alter our world ourselves
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:46 PM
I'm glad i'm not being played with... A dragon would probably crash me into a revo for fun
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Oh so ur like discworld combined with order of the stick
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:47 PM
I have no clue what you're saying
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Sado BOT 18-Mar-22 10:47 PM
...I'll be back.
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MysteryBot BOT 18-Mar-22 10:47 PM
(edited)
🔺 Sado instantly moved to ???
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:47 PM
That's... new.
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:47 PM
(haha that's right all of those deaths to revos were totally just me doing it for shits and giggles totally)
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:47 PM
How interesting.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Oh?
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Intriguing.
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Ever the free spirit, she is.
Speaking of spirits.
Have any of you seen that soft spoken figure from the audition?
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Apologies for being out for a bit, was stuck in my own thoughts. What happened while I was gone?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
The frog?
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Featureless, black, wore a mask about where their face would be?
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
No, I have not seen them
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Speaking of spirits, i'd like to get drunk 😎
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:50 PM
The black tall one?
No clue
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:50 PM
Indeed, I never did quite catch their name.
I hope they're finding themselves well here, this places scope is great!
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 10:51 PM
There is a bar connected to the house, for what it's worth.
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Say, Orion, do you know exactly how to get up to that directors box?
Or is that the matters of, higher, staff?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:52 PM
We could probably figure something out
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Alpha BOT 18-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Just fly, easy
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Directors box?
Where?
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Higher staff is also present.
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:53 PM
I'd rather not... pester them.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Hm… that might be interesting…
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:53 PM
They're busy enough as it is!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Doing what lol?
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:53 PM
...good point.
I have to assume they're doing something.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Hmmm…
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:56 PM
So then, assuming I cannot fly as the ship suggested, I suppose the rafters would be the second best bet?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:57 PM
R u sure u mean rafters or is it a catwalk
I can't tell from this distance
All I know is that rafters won't really have many places to stand
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Well, I suppose it would be a catwalk if I went up there either way! ...if you'll pardon the pun.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 10:57 PM
they give a small laugh
I wonder if that would work… it would certainly be interesting to see what they are doing up there
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 10:59 PM
I think a scissor lift or something would be the best way up
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 10:59 PM
It looks like that rope is all we've been allotted.
[Almost as if we weren't meant to go up there.]
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Wow you don't say so
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:01 PM
(Almost as if objective players love doing the exact opposite of what the gms want and by this point that should be super predictable)
True 1
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Hm, Sado still has yet to return...
She must be busy, wherever she is!
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Hm
What did go on here while I was a bit busy?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Idk vro
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Orion Pisces BOT 18-Mar-22 11:03 PM
I explained my home to people
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:03 PM
I think mostly explanations
Yeah
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Ah
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:03 PM
I kinda zoned out even tho I rea-heard I mean heard it all (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 11:04 PM
It was little more than small-talk I believe.
Well, except for this merchant setting up shop here.
Patches, I think their name was?
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:05 PM
Hm
still not quite in favor of him taking my line
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 11:06 PM
What can I say, he drives a hard bargain.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Fair enough.
Anyways, what have you been up to lately since we parted?
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 11:10 PM
Me and Valvatti were directed to the audience section. The performance had yet to begin on the stage.
I made myself acquainted with some of the others there, including Klahadore here.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Wonderful!
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 11:11 PM
There wasn't much of note to do in the audience though, so I've headed down here!
I wouldn't want to miss the opening act, after all!
Plus, like I said, I had a feeling I would run into the bolder actors in this performance coming down here. (edited)
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 11:12 PM
Klahadore nods in response to the mention.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:13 PM
Well you certainly would be correct there!
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Speaking of, should we perhaps put on an opening show with all the actors amassed now?
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Oh yes!
That would be lovely!
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Our organizers were quite vague about what would happen should all roles choose to collaborate, but I think whatever it is would get us off to a firing start!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:15 PM
(Watch it end the game)
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 11:15 PM
(the stage explodes and everybody dies)
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:16 PM
I do hope they’re paying us
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:18 PM
There sure do seem to be a lot of people counting on that
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 11:18 PM
Certainly, some compensation would help make it worth our while.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:19 PM
Surely
My talents are worth much more
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 11:21 PM
Double Trouble, right? Bravocat spoke well of you when we met.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:22 PM
That is correct
Ah. Apologies for not introducing myself earlier.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 11:22 PM
You call yourself double trouble?
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Yes
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Where is the other one?
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Lol
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
I expected two of you!
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Ehe
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Istg funnyman is going to make the same joke lmao
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:23 PM
It’s only me
Though you may find out later…
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 11:24 PM
I have my crew of villains here, they're the Triple trouble + Robbie Rotton!
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 11:24 PM
(+ ratio)
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:24 PM
Shouldn't your name go first?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 11:24 PM
You have to have the correct number to back up the name!
Either one works
Robbie Rotton + Triple trouble!
Ive got Bobby, Tobby and Flobby!
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:26 PM
Hey robbie this might seem a bit strange but in my universe I think you've got a bit of a cult following
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 11:27 PM
So they are your... doppelgangers?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 11:27 PM
I expect to see a Double Trouble and Doubly Trouble soon!
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 11:27 PM
I don't know if this stage could handle such a presence as two of them!
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:27 PM
I’m all for joining
For a price
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 11:28 PM
Me? Have fans?
That's wonderful
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:28 PM
Yeah it's really weird like a lot of the people here are fictional characters in my world and it's got me thinking a lot
Idk I've been trying not to geek out but I just wanted to tell someone
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 11:29 PM
I would be glad to give an autograph if you could get some candy for later
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:29 PM
Oh actually that's brilliant
Hold on...
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 11:29 PM
I hope they spread the word of being lazy, laying around not doing much
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:30 PM
I'll get you some candy if you sign this pleading
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:31 PM
(LMAO BEAUTIFUL)
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Bravocat BOT 18-Mar-22 11:33 PM
And there he is!
I wasn't aware you were such a celebrity, Robbie.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 18-Mar-22 11:34 PM
I wasn't aware aswell
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:35 PM
Don't let it go to your head, I think this is the only poster design with you on it
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Klahadore BOT 18-Mar-22 11:36 PM
How interesting. I don't suppose I am from a work of fiction in any of your universes, am I? Klahadore says this in a bemused tone.
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:37 PM
Not that I’m aware of from mine
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:37 PM
Yeah idk lol
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Double Trouble BOT 18-Mar-22 11:37 PM
Neither the rest of you
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Bamboo BOT 18-Mar-22 11:37 PM
I don't know everything (edited)
I think alpha is from the future of my world and he seems to know a lot about some pop culture so it's interesting to me that he didn't recognize you robbie...
Maybe some things just get lost to time
Or maybe he's from a different world that grew mostly parallel to my own
Idk
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 12:51 AM
Oh, that was Sado who left, I see...
That means, to my knowledge, every role is present except cinematographer.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 12:52 AM
Ah, I forgot to introduce you two!
I mustn't forget again when she comes back.
I expect her to stay true to her word on returning, anyway.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 12:53 AM
I do wonder what she is doing
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 12:53 AM
So hopefully we will have the full mass present to put on a worthy opening! (edited)
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 12:54 AM
What is planned for the opening anyways?
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 12:58 AM
As before, I am willing to collaborate with whatever your plans might be, Bravocat. It may be difficult to put together an entire crew at this point, and the only thing I can help with that isn't the full crew would be, once again, an outfit, provided we find a set designer who's willing to cooperate.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 12:59 AM
You've been keeping track of these things far better than I have, are there any set designers here other than the tree?
It's done a wonderful job with the stage, but I'd like someone a little more, reliable, if we are to make any more plans!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 01:00 AM
Yes.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 01:00 AM
Wonderful!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 01:01 AM
I think the tree may have been confused about eventuality versus immediacy, but I understand your position.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 01:01 AM
So if we could get some actors... and provided Sado can return...
What would we do?
If we haven't any ideas, we can always fall back on a musical number! (edited)
Perhaps that would be best to deliver a message to everybody present.
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 01:02 AM
Well, you heard the crowd about their preference, though what exactly that is, I am unaware... Perhaps best not to cater too hard to them, in any case.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 01:03 AM
Catering to your audience is a performers admittance that they are incapable of something truly extraordinary.
It's cheap entertainment.
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 01:04 AM
Understood.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 01:04 AM
I'm glad you agree!
I expect that Double Trouble would be eager to participate in any sort of plan we get together, but who else would?
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Yes, I would definitely be interested
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 01:05 AM
I would hope all actors present, why else come to the stage!
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 01:06 AM
I also think Finch would want to go along
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 01:06 AM
We would need at least one more actor and a cinematographer, who, again, would have to be Sado, as far as I am aware.
If we've Finch, Sado, and either the person with the rainbow arm sock or the tree, then it is settled.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Yes, I believe I'd like to put on a musical number to kick this off. Of course you may involve yourselves however you'd like! But I'd also be okay with this being a solo performance.
The most useful things I believe I could use would be a microphone, if you'd like to aid Klahadore. And of course a backing track, if Orion would be so inclined!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 04:14 AM
I will certainly oblige.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Actually, we could involve everybody in this! Given, we can get every role together and on the same page.
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 04:21 AM
I know the role of everyone present, provided everything I've heard is true, and can recount as needed.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 04:21 AM
Well it's more a matter of, catching them so to speak.
(i hate timezones i hate timezones)
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 04:22 AM
Right. Like herding cats, I suppose you could say? Klahadore gives a small grin.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 04:22 AM
Haha, so you could!
And just like cats, actors can be elusive little creatures.
It takes just the right approach to coax an ideal performance out of them.
(should i ping people for this or no im a bit split)
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 04:25 AM
(when I was herding cats in pirate game I usually tried to get their attention not long before lock and that worked decently though this is a bigger 'ship' so to speak, honestly I don't think it'd be too uncalled for to do so now)
True 1
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 04:27 AM
Well, I will be delighted to join. Though musicals aren’t my specialty, I will certainly put on a thrilling performance
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 04:27 AM
I believe you'll catch the general energy of the performance exquisitely, my dear.
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 04:28 AM
You're a lead actor, correct? So the mic should go to you, yes?
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 04:28 AM
Thank you they take a bow
Yes, I am
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 04:28 AM
I... would prefer to do the singing myself for this one. I expect Double Trouble to play a great role in this performance, but as they said, I don't believe they're too fond of singing.
Consider this just the opening narration.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 04:29 AM
Oh excellent!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 04:29 AM
Ah, I might've guessed.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 04:29 AM
Tell me my dear, do you have any talent for fire?
Not in setting things on fire of course, but as a performance art?
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 04:30 AM
Hm. Though I’d hate to admit it, not particularly
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 04:31 AM
Worry not my friend, I knew it was a long shot.
You carry your flame in your heart!
I believe if we could get one of the set designers to aid we'd be able to catch the theme just as well.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 04:32 AM
You’re words are greatly appreciated, darling
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 04:34 AM
Say, we do have an audience... If Sado happens not to reappear, could any of them fulfill the duty of cinematographer?
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 04:37 AM
I believe discussing collaboration with any of them would be... Difficult, to say the least. Perhaps the tree could transmit messages on their behalf, but, well... It is a tree. Though I do believe, if my eyes do not deceive me, that there is at least one in the audience. I am unsure if collaboration across the distance is even possible, of course.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 04:39 AM
Well, it's worth a try if things don't go our way.
A backup plan never hurt!
True 1
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 04:42 AM
Klahadore gives a small, courteous wave to Bernkastel. Provided it's not, like, too meta to know she can see this channel.
👋 1
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 04:52 AM
I hope you will find this entertaining enough to strike your fancy, Bernkastel.
Ah, yes, and to those in the audience: consider (!)taking a pamphlet. I haven't had a chance to read mine yet, but perhaps it will help you.
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:04 AM
Bravocat, are you cognizant currently? Might I demonstrate something you may find interesting?
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:05 AM
Why, certainly! (i just started taking a timed exam but go ahead)
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:06 AM
Klahadore does a handstand.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:06 AM
Ah, impressive!
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:06 AM
(Oh no good luck!)
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:07 AM
I just thought you ought to know what I am capable of.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:08 AM
they clap
Bravo!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:08 AM
You're too kind.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:10 AM
Oh it’s nothing. You were indeed great
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:15 AM
Oh, yes, I suppose you probably haven't seen, either...
Klahadore does the splits.
My dexterity is not to be underestimated, you see?
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:17 AM
they clap more
Outstanding!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:19 AM
Pardon my inexplicable desire to demonstrate. I suppose we are on a stage, after all.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:21 AM
Oh no! It’s truly wonderful!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:23 AM
It isn't easy to convey abilities in ways other than simply showing. If either of you would like to demonstrate back, it would most amusing, but, of course, you are under no obligation.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:23 AM
Hm
they stare
and then blink horizontally
This may not be the time to show you what I’m truly capable of, darling. Though, it does seem good circumstances…
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:26 AM
I see. Very well.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:27 AM
I am a bit more inclined with a little bit of payment persay
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:37 AM
Well, you will be receiving favors from the audience if all goes well!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:37 AM
And, being a prop designer, I could certainly provide some sort of payment in the future. This was simply an attempt to pass the time.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:38 AM
Our organizers insisted the audience' favors are of great worth...
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:40 AM
(Did your test go well, Locke?)
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:40 AM
(judging by the dnd status they might still be in it lol)
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:40 AM
(Ah)
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:40 AM
(im just taking a lil break ok)
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:41 AM
(That’s good)
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:41 AM
(i guess that means its going good if i can)
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:41 AM
(Also when I say dnd I thought of dungeons and dragons lol)
(I believe you’ll do great!)
Hm. I guess if you really want to see what I can do, meet me on the rafters after this.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:00 AM
Funny, I was going there too.
I didn't expect the rafters would be such a popular location!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:00 AM
Then I've no reason to decline, at the moment.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:00 AM
(it went well i got like an 88%)
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 06:00 AM
I’d thought maybe I could show you too
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:00 AM
(lets fuckin go)
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 06:00 AM
(Nice!)
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:01 AM
I'm afraid I'm not very talented in the physical department. Not so much as you two, at least!
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 06:03 AM
Well, I have a feeling that you seem to posses greater abilities than physical talent, darling
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:03 AM
Thank you kindly, my dear.
I suppose we'll find out if my singing voice is included in that!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:05 AM
Oh, and if we fail to get the numbers together for the biggest combination... What will you do then? Perhaps the two actor combination, or something else entirely?
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:05 AM
I would say we'll just make due with whatever we can get! If we are to put on a good enough opening performance I would expect we could all get audience favors regardless! (edited)
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 06:10 AM
Well, I suppose I ought to get some beauty rest before the opening. I appreciate the wonderful conversation!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 19-Mar-22 10:21 AM
I'm so glad to see you all getting on so well!
I'm ever so excited for the show.
After this first scene though, I will need to step aside to talk to some of the cast. Lady Bernkastel, you can hear us from there, yes?
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I'd like to tell you something, next phase.
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Orion Pisces BOT 19-Mar-22 11:19 AM
okay so stuff has calmed down a little
that's nice
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Orion Pisces BOT 19-Mar-22 01:47 PM
so uhhh spark
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 01:47 PM
Hey.
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Orion Pisces BOT 19-Mar-22 01:47 PM
you wanna go somewhere a little less crowded so we can catch up on stuff or are you like, busy? (edited)
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 01:49 PM
I mean, is there something important? I guess I got time, but I do gotta make sure I get some acting in here too.
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Orion Pisces BOT 19-Mar-22 01:49 PM
oh I just wanted to like catch up on stuff, if you want to spend your time acting here that's fine
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 02:01 PM
Oh, did I hear we were acting out a scene today?!
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 02:02 PM
Yes, darling
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 02:02 PM
I wouldn't mind catching up, though maybe a bit later after we have this thing going on. ...Mind you, I'm a bit outta the loop on what we're doing so far, I'd be willing to participate with you guys.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 02:07 PM
Sweet! I can finally put my skills to the test his voice cracks halfway through the sentence
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 02:09 PM
Wonderful!
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 02:10 PM
What exactly are we doing?
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 02:11 PM
I believe some sort of musical though the exact details have not been brought up
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 02:13 PM
...Do any of us really have that kinda musical ability?
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 02:13 PM
Ooooooooooh a musical! That sounds wonderful
Nope!
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 02:13 PM
W..ell.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 02:14 PM
If I remember correctly, the cat would be covering for the music (edited)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 19-Mar-22 02:14 PM
Ooh a musical?
Ive got the perfect song
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Bobby, Tobby and Flobby can back me up with instrumentals (edited)
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 02:25 PM
Bobby, Tobby, Flobby, and Robbie! What a bunch
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MysteryBot BOT 19-Mar-22 03:34 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Sado appeared from ???!
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 03:34 PM
Ah. Greetings!
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Sado BOT 19-Mar-22 03:35 PM
It was boring back there.
Did I miss anything important?
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 03:35 PM
Where did you head off to anyways?
Well, it seems like we are putting on an opening act
And I believe we need your assistance
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 03:36 PM
Hey Sado!
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Sado BOT 19-Mar-22 03:38 PM
Hello :)
What would you have me do?
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 03:39 PM
I have not been informed with the exact details but we do need your expertise in cinematography
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Robbie Rotten BOT 19-Mar-22 03:39 PM
I'm going to take a nap in the corner if anyone would like to join me
laying around, not doing much
the way i like it
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Sado BOT 19-Mar-22 03:40 PM
And for your question, Double Trouble, there are three in the lobby that I wished to greet.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Have a pleasant nap
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Sado BOT 19-Mar-22 03:40 PM
But they were quiet, and I got bored.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Ah I see
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Sado BOT 19-Mar-22 03:46 PM
Cinematography... I suppose I'm assisting with Bravocat.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 03:46 PM
Indeed
You will probably need to ask him later as he looks to be a tad busy
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Sado BOT 19-Mar-22 03:47 PM
Mm-hmm
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 04:28 PM
Welp
I guess I'll just sit here then!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 04:52 PM
Might I ask who you encountered in the lobby?
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Sado BOT 19-Mar-22 05:07 PM
Zoe, Lincoln, and Dream.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:09 PM
Ah, Sado, how swell to see you return!
As the others have said, your expertise as a cinematographer will be of great use to us for this performance.
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Max Bialystock BOT 19-Mar-22 05:10 PM
Did Dream happen to say where he was headed?
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Sado BOT 19-Mar-22 05:11 PM
Dream said nothing at all.
I'll help you, Bravocat. I have to wonder what'll happen when we all collaborate.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:13 PM
As do I!
Whatever happens, I believe you'll enjoy this performance.
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Sado BOT 19-Mar-22 05:14 PM
Oh? Hehe.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:14 PM
And it looks like we have several more actors on board as well!
So all that leaves is a set designer...
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 05:28 PM
So, uhh...What are we to do while we wait?
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:36 PM
I suppose we can always pass the time with a little small talk.
You are Spark, right? I can't imagine Stirner was describing anybody else with your description.
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:37 PM
I can confirm.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:37 PM
A pleasure to be acquainted!
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 05:37 PM
Boy, I can only wonder what that guy has been saying about me.
But yeah, nice to meet you.
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:38 PM
Nothing too slanderous, I assure you.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:38 PM
Well, I hear you're here to pay off some debts.
If that's the case, you've come to the right place!
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:39 PM
Apologies for interrupting but what is the exact plan in what I shall need to do?
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:40 PM
Hm, have you any fondness for dancing?
I'm thinking a backup dancer or two would really drive home the impact of the piece.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:43 PM
Backup dancer…
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:43 PM
Well, I'm not sure "backup" is the right word for it.
I certainly won't be doing any myself.
I would just assume that coordinating the whole performance in a particular way is a part of how this whole thing, works.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:46 PM
Hm.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:47 PM
If you have an idea you would prefer instead, do let me know!
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:48 PM
I’m not sure where it would quite fit as my talents are more specified to acting
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:49 PM
Acting...
Well, I certainly have an idea with that in mind, but it'd be hard to fill you in without spoiling the performance!
[...maybe rehearsals are good for something like this.]
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 05:52 PM
sigh well I guess I can certainly try
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:54 PM
Hm, perhaps I should give more thought to this once we've secured a set designers role in the performance.
@​Bamboo Excuse me, have you a moment?
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Bamboo BOT 19-Mar-22 05:54 PM
Erm yeah?
Just got online actually
Pacific coast moment
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:55 PM
We're putting together a grand opening act! We've assembled all the necessary roles but a set designer.
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Bamboo BOT 19-Mar-22 05:55 PM
I can do the thing sure
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Excellent!
The way the tree changed this stage to be themed around a winter... are you capable of something similar?
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 05:56 PM
What exactly is the plot of this...act?
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:57 PM
Just a little music piece to prep the audience, and the actors I suppose!
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Bamboo BOT 19-Mar-22 05:57 PM
Yeah I can do a lot lol
The among us musical main theme?
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:58 PM
Splendid! Well, not to say too much, but the theme of this has a bit to do with fire.
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 05:58 PM
What even is "The Among Us Musical"?
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 05:58 PM
Now, please don't go actually setting anything on fire; [unless you know what you're doing!] But if the stage could be changed to represent that I believe it would make for a great display!
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Bamboo BOT 19-Mar-22 05:59 PM
Now I really wish we had a lighting designer...
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:00 PM
The roles appear to have been slightly truncated in this world.
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Bamboo BOT 19-Mar-22 06:00 PM
I can probably use a projector tho
To simulate fire
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Whatever you can come up with my dear!
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Bamboo BOT 19-Mar-22 06:02 PM
Coolio
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:04 PM
Uhhh...What was the fire alarm about then?
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:04 PM
That most curious individual we encountered back at the stage auditions was behind it.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:04 PM
He simply, turned it on.
He said he wanted to catch the audience's attention, and I suppose he did! (edited)
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:05 PM
And I am not referring to Stirner, to be clear.
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:05 PM
Bit of a shock.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:06 PM
Admittedly, we had no clue he was going to do that.
I was expecting him to do something a bit more magical with how he was speaking.
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:09 PM
I could honestly probably help with the lighting. That'd probably be dealt with backstage, right?
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:09 PM
I would assume so!
Though I'm not sure if you'd already have to be there to engage the controls.
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:10 PM
Well, I could probably power it, I just need a socket somewhere and I don't see one around here.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:11 PM
Ah, interesting!
I would expect the backstage would have all sorts of plugs and outlets, so feel free to give it a go!
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Sounds good. Still not sure what to do while I'm here, though.
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:13 PM
Simply choosing to collaborate with Bravocat's directorial abilities would allow you to be part of whatever [redacted] is, if you have any interest in such.
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:13 PM
I mean, I imagine it's basically my job to follow a director, so, sure.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:16 PM
You could simply follow Double Trouble's lead, since they'll be following mine. (edited)
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:18 PM
Oh hey Bravocat! I heard you were doing a little musical!
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:18 PM
Indeed!
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:19 PM
@​Orion Pisces Hey, I know you wanted somewhere a bit more private, I'll be headed backstage, maybe that might be good enough.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:19 PM
That's super cool! You must be pretty smart to pull that off
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Orion Pisces BOT 19-Mar-22 06:20 PM
oh sure!
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:20 PM
Why thank you my dear! I must admit such a grand opening effort has me simply ecstatic!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:20 PM
And this must be one Jay Finch, correct?
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:21 PM
The one and only! ✨
Are we the first up?!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:22 PM
It would appear so.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:22 PM
Well if you'd like to participate you certainly could be!
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:23 PM
I'd love to, that's what I'm here for! Just tell me what to do and I'll do it
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:25 PM
Hm, perhaps you could do as I had planned for Double Trouble, I believe you'd enjoy a role like that more than they.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:25 PM
What's it like?
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:26 PM
Essentially, I'd like you to sort of reinforce the impact of the song with motion. Sort of like dancing, think yourself a snake slithering across the stage, darting out this way and that in accordance with the flow of the song.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:27 PM
Oh yeah I bet I could dance pretty well!
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:27 PM
Wonderful!
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:28 PM
I don't think I could quite dance like a Snake, they're all sort of assholes and I don't think they like to dance (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:28 PM
As long as it comes from the heart, my dear.
As for you Double Trouble, I have something I think you'd quite enjoy.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 06:28 PM
Oh?
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:29 PM
Oh yeah I've got plenty of heart
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:29 PM
Not to say too much, but I'm going to give my thanks to the showrunners as part of the performance. When I mention them, follow along with me and... do what comes naturally.
I'm sure something like that would drive the audience up from their seats in excitement!
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:30 PM
I'm good at acrobatics, and I can do electricity stuff. That's sorta what I got, if anyone's interested in that. I'll fix the lighting and stuff first, though. What kinda lighting do we wanna go for? Just, like, kinda a soft aerial light?
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:31 PM
I was thinking something, warmer. Perhaps harsher. (edited)
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 06:31 PM
Sure! That seems like it shall work
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Alpha BOT 19-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Can i join in with the music? i may not be able to play any instruments, but i can... try to sing? with this weird bydo telepathy stuff?
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Ah, alright! I could see that, too.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:32 PM
You know, all the drama and such of a musical!
That sounds interesting indeed!
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Yeah, I was just wondering 'cuz of the scene, I assumed more of a calm wintery take but I can get behind the sorta harsh-sunlight reflecting-off-the-snow vibe too.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
A backup singer would do nothing but improve the song all things considered! (edited)
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Alpha BOT 19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Maybe i could even fit in an "i want" song to establish the character i'm playing!
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Well remember, Bamboo is making the scene more of a firey theme.
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Ah, right.
Fair enough!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Ah, is there any particular properties you would like this microphone to have? Perhaps I could be a little more specific.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:33 PM
So what kind of music is this gonna be? Like how should I be dancing around
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Alpha BOT 19-Mar-22 06:34 PM
Or would that be too... story heavy for this? i can join in as just a backup singer too
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:34 PM
I think you'll catch on quickly once things are in motion Jay.
Though as I said, a sort of creeping, slithering energy would probably work best.
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 06:35 PM
Hm. Considering that’s what you wanted, I could definitely pull that off if the little bird can’t
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:35 PM
I got turned into stone by a big snake once, Ill try and channel that
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:36 PM
Brilliant!
Yes... I think this is all coming together brilliantly.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:37 PM
Wow, Ive never been called brilliant before! That's really nice!
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Alpha BOT 19-Mar-22 06:37 PM
So how should i sing?
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:39 PM
You know in those operatic songs where the backup singers will sort of act as a deeper, booming repeating of the main lines?
Something like that I would say!
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:40 PM
Creepy!
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:40 PM
I like to think of it as grand!
Alpha certainly has the size to fit.
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(ORI I SWEAR TO GOD)
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:42 PM
Not to bother you about things of little import when you are busy putting together a production of such scale, but I am unsure if you heard my question, Bravocat.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:42 PM
Ah, yes, my apologies!
Hm... specifics.
Is it... at all possible that you could create a microphone heard all throughout the theatre?
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:43 PM
I'd think you'd need...speakers for that.
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:44 PM
It is not entirely impossible, though to my perspective it would be quite a feat to pull off. (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Well, I can't really think of any other specifics I could want for a microphone.
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:44 PM
I will see what I can do. Perhaps it will reach more areas if I focus on such a thing, even if not them all.
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Anything would be swell!
Is there anything else we could use...?
Oh! I know!
Orion, are you around at the moment?
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Orion Pisces BOT 19-Mar-22 06:47 PM
yeah?
why?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 19-Mar-22 06:48 PM
😴
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:48 PM
How would you like to do the sound for this performance?
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Orion Pisces BOT 19-Mar-22 06:48 PM
yeah that's my job
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:48 PM
Well I was thinking more in the direction of... a specific backing track.
It's a shame Valvatti isn't here, truly. (edited)
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:49 PM
I met Valvatti, they were cool
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Orion Pisces BOT 19-Mar-22 06:49 PM
oh like putting on a specific background track yeah?
which one?
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:50 PM
(oh fuck i didnt quite mean that) (i dont think im capable of coming up with anything at this point)
Well, maybe not specific, just specific in mood.
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Orion Pisces BOT 19-Mar-22 06:50 PM
well tell me then
we don't have a lot of time
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 06:50 PM
(Running on Time)
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Orion Pisces BOT 19-Mar-22 06:51 PM
(sending negative energies ur way brb)
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:51 PM
Something... orchestral. Grand, of course.
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Orion Pisces BOT 19-Mar-22 06:51 PM
uhuh
alright I'll go see if we have anything that fits
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Bravocat BOT 19-Mar-22 06:51 PM
Thank you kindly!
Well then, I believe that's everything sorted!
Unless of course, anyone else here would like to participate in the performance.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:55 PM
This is gonna be so cool
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 06:56 PM
I wish you all break a leg!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:56 PM
What? Why would you wish that?
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Double Trouble BOT 19-Mar-22 06:56 PM
Theatre speech darling
It means “good luck”
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Kurukuru BOT 19-Mar-22 06:56 PM
(this is just stage 2 of the apartment complex joke)
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Spark BOT 19-Mar-22 06:56 PM
Doesn't sound like very good luck.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:57 PM
Ive never had a major role in a production before! Usually I'm just a side character
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:57 PM
What an odd phrase... But very well. I am unfamiliar with the customs of all of your different places of origin.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 06:57 PM
Im from a wizard school!
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Klahadore BOT 19-Mar-22 06:59 PM
The curtain rises on a brand new experience, and I, for one, am pleased to take part. I wish you all the best of luck, whether or not that entails breaking any of your appendages.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 07:00 PM
Yeah, what he said!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 19-Mar-22 07:01 PM
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 19-Mar-22 07:08 PM
Bamboo pulls a load of building materials out of nowhere!
Bam beckons Patches over to a small area just in front of the stage, and together they get to work!
After a moment, they've made...
A small stand, acting as a micro-store!
It has a large sign on top of it:
"Patches' Satch and Fatch - formerly Chuck's"
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Patches pulls a bunch of bananas out of thin air, and crouches behind the stand, offering them to passers-by.
No-one currently seems to want them, though.
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On-stage, the tree's roots twitch a little...
And a pride flag appears on one of the trees!
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Orion seems to really like this flag, so he goes to stand by it.
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...but from behind the flag, a figure emerges.
Robbie Rotten? What are you doing sneaking around back there?
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Oh wait-
That's not Robbie Rotten. That's the Spy.
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Brandishing his knife, he stabs Orion in the flank!
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"Nothing personal!" he chortles, vaulting over the heads of the actors and landing in the audience.
Orion screams, and runs backstage, limping slightly.
It's not a major wound, so he'll be fine to do the music still.
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Sensing that the play is about to start, Max Bialystock takes a seat in the front row of the audience.
Everyone else takes their places...
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MysteryBot BOT 19-Mar-22 08:51 PM
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➡️ Spark moved to backstage ➡️ Bravocat moved to rafters 🔸 Max Bialystok stayed here. ➡️ The Spy moved to audience 🔸 Patches stayed here. 🔸 Tree stayed here. ➡️ Klahadore moved to rafters ➡️ Orion Pisces moved to backstage 🔸 Nikola Orsinov stayed here. 🔸 Kurukuru stayed here. 🔸 Jay Finch stayed here. ➡️ Bydo System Alpha moved to lobby ➡️ Double Trouble moved to rafters 🔸 Bamboo stayed here. ➡️ Sado moved to backstage
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MysteryBot BOT 19-Mar-22 08:51 PM
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-----Phase 3----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The scene is a winter's night in a forest, pine trees lightly dusted with snow. Footprints trail off into the woods, scattering in different directions. One of the trees has a pride flag wrapped around it! In the middle of the trees, a clearing reveals a willow standing out from the pines. A red scarf is tied around its trunk, and a red hat sits in its branches. It has a friend! A lamppost stands beside it, a small picture stuck on the lamppost. Several of the trees are burning, although you can't tell if that's part of the scene, or due to the fact that the theatre is literally on fire right now. Smoke is beginning to fill the room. By the side of the stage, a stand sits! It's Patches' Satch and Fatch - formerly Chuck's! It seems Patches has set up shop here. From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
No-Face
A tall slender black ghostly figure with a white mask. Has the voice of a cartoony villain.
Max Bialystok
Author icon The Spy
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Author icon Abraham Lincoln
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Patches
🔹bananas 👁️VISIBLE 🤝GIVEABLEA clump of bananas that sparkle with a weird glow!
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Author icon Nagisa Furukawa
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Author icon Robbie Rotten
👁️ VIEWING ONLY 👁️
Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/her
Kurukuru
Jay Finch
Bamboo
superhellaswaggyballisticXDhelladopeness
@No-Face @Max Bialystok @Patches @Tree @Nikola Orsinov @Kurukuru @Jay Finch @Bamboo
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 08:53 PM
What the hell just happened?!
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Max Bialystock BOT 19-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Robbie? I could have sworn you were just... Over there a second ago...
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MysteryBot BOT 19-Mar-22 08:54 PM
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🔺 Nikola Orsinov instantly moved to ???
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 08:55 PM
I did such an amazing dance for Bravocat and he set the theatre on fire!
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Kurukuru BOT 19-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Aha~ Ahahaha~ Don't act like that was such a bad result - just look at how much more interesting things are!
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Things are on fire!!!!!
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Kurukuru BOT 19-Mar-22 08:57 PM
And if it's any consolation - I did love your dance...
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Oh why thanks! I really never knew I had it in me
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Max Bialystock BOT 19-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Things are on fire. So what else is new?
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Well I did do a swazzy dance which is neat
Did you see it?!
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Max Bialystock BOT 19-Mar-22 09:03 PM
You bet I did! That was a quality performance!
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Thanks!!! Im not used to doing anything of quality or importance so its pretty new
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Max Bialystock BOT 19-Mar-22 09:04 PM
From all actors involved, especially Bravocat.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 09:04 PM
Say, what are you here for? Are you an actor like me?
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Max Bialystock BOT 19-Mar-22 09:04 PM
I'm a director, and I'm looking for Dream.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 09:04 PM
Bravocat was pretty dramatic about the whole thing
Dreams? Like youre looking for your life's ambition? (edited)
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Max Bialystock BOT 19-Mar-22 09:06 PM
No, Dream, like the Minecraft player. He was here in the theatre earlier today.
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 09:07 PM
Minecraft? Sorry, I'm a bit lost! Anyway, I dont think Ive met or seen anyone named dream
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No Face BOT 19-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Fire!
Danger!
Fantastic! Such fun!
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Oh hey, Ive seen you before!
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No Face BOT 19-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Hello little human!
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Hey I'm not that little! Did you see my dance?
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No Face BOT 19-Mar-22 09:10 PM
I did!
It was terrible!
I could dance better if I had my hands tied behind my back
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Uh
Wh But I thought it was cool!
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No Face BOT 19-Mar-22 09:11 PM
As cool as this FIRE! HahahHAHAHAA!
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 09:11 PM
No!!!!!!! This is horrible!
I came here to get my mind off of being drafted for a wizard war, then as soon as I make some friends and do something COOL for once in my life, the fucking theatre gets set on fire! Im gonna die!
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Bamboo BOT 19-Mar-22 09:26 PM
Why is everything on fire
Fuck this might be my fault LMAO
Probably should've actually altered the set for them, I just forgot to lol
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Jay Finch BOT 19-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Im pretty sure it was Bravocat set the stage on fire
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Bamboo BOT 19-Mar-22 11:07 PM
But he specifically told me not to set it on fire
This is kinda sus
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Jay Finch BOT 20-Mar-22 12:16 AM
He told you not to set it on fire?! What a hypocrite!
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MysteryBot BOT 20-Mar-22 02:44 AM
‼️🔻 Sado appeared from ???! (edited)
Sado
(she/her) Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat. Pale colorless skin, one eye obscured by hair, permanent wide grin. moved from: backstage
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Patches BOT 20-Mar-22 02:49 AM
How do you do? Going around and around like that
It must be tyring
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Sado BOT 20-Mar-22 02:56 AM
It's actually quite easy.
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Sado BOT 20-Mar-22 03:36 AM
I have to give it to Bravocat, he knows how to make a good story hook.
Now all we need is a hero to save the day.
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Bamboo BOT 20-Mar-22 06:23 AM
We have like 6 ppl who want to do that lol
None of them r here tho
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MysteryBot BOT 20-Mar-22 03:35 PM
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🔺 Sado instantly moved to ???
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Kurukuru BOT 20-Mar-22 07:00 PM
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 20-Mar-22 07:42 PM
No-Face goes up to one of the trees, and snaps off a branch!
They dip it into the flames at the edge of the stage, lighting it on fire...
And chuck it into the audience!
Bamboo and the Tree have both decided they're sick of the current stage theme...
And so has Spark, who pokes his head through the curtains, and yells "And then the rain came and put out the fire!"
Luckily, everyone's ideas seem to work together!
...
CRACK!
Lightning splits the sky, as torrential rain pours down on the S.S Beantown, floating out at sea.
Despite the horrible weather, sea shanties are playing, and the pride flag waves!
Far below the ship, deep underwater, sits a castle.
...wait.
Whilst this is all taking place on the set, of course...
The rain seems to be real!
The sprinkler system has kicked in, and is putting out the fire!
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MysteryBot BOT 20-Mar-22 08:42 PM
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➡️ No-Face moved to audience ➡️ Max Bialystok moved to backstage ➡️ Patches moved to backstage 🔸 Tree stayed here. 🔸 Kurukuru stayed here. ➡️ Jay Finch moved to rafters ➡️ Bamboo moved to backstage
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MysteryBot BOT 20-Mar-22 08:42 PM
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-----Phase 4----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The majority of the stage is given up to a large pirate ship, with a tree as the main mast! From its branches flies a pride flag, and you can hear sea shanties being played! The ship sails in a roaring storm, thunder cracking in the sky. On the lower sections of the stage, you can see beneath the sea, deep down to a castle full of mermaids! By the side of the stage, a stand sits! It's Patches' Satch and Fatch - formerly Chuck's! It seems Patches has set up shop here. From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
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Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
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Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Robbie Rotten
🔹triple-trouble 👁️VISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly.
Max Stirner
A terrible thing stands there. It's head stretching up and forming into a sort of tentacle. It has no eyes, and yet its mouth looks terribly human. It smiles a great wide smile at you, stretching skin and flesh far beyond what should be possible. 🔹sauerkraut 👁️VISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal. 🔹hot-sauce-smear 👁️VISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things.
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Garcian Smith
Kurukuru
Bydo System Alpha
A large mass of slimy flesh and twisted steel, over 16 meters long. Hovers using thrusters embedded in its flesh. Its front has irregular gelatinous, glassy person sized blue blobs as "eyes". It has fleshy tendrils, each as thick as a narrow tree and longer than a person 🔹bydo-force 💪BIG 👁️VISIBLE A big orb, currently dull, hangs off of the Bydo System Alpha. 🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Flutterina
Pronouns: They/Them Seemingly reptilian in appearance, they are fairly slim and are quite tall (about 6ft or 1.82m). 🔹accordion 👁️VISIBLE It's an old-looking accordion! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo? 🔹guitar 👁️VISIBLE It's an old-looking electric guitar! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
@Abraham Lincoln @Tree @Robbie Rotten @Max Stirner @Garcian Smith @Kurukuru @Bydo System Alpha @Flutterina
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MysteryBot BOT 20-Mar-22 08:43 PM
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⤴️ A GM has manually moved Max Stirner to another area.
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Garcian Smith BOT 20-Mar-22 08:45 PM
Oh
It looks like someone put the fire out
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Flutterina BOT 20-Mar-22 08:50 PM
THERE WAS A FIRE?
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Garcian Smith BOT 20-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Unfortunately yes
Some actors got carried away
As the working security for the night, it's more or less my job to deal with this stuff
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Flutterina BOT 20-Mar-22 08:54 PM
That’s terrible!
But I’m glad it’s at least out!
Was anyone hurt?
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Garcian Smith BOT 20-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Don't think so
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Flutterina BOT 20-Mar-22 08:55 PM
That’s great!
Oh! I’m Flutterina by the way!
she outstretches a hand
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MysteryBot BOT 20-Mar-22 09:09 PM
‼️🔻 Sado appeared from ???! (edited)
Sado
(she/her) Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks. moved from: bar
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Flutterina BOT 20-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Oh hello!
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Sado BOT 20-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Greetings.
I was curious to see the state of the stage, after all those flames.
They still burn in the bar.
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Flutterina BOT 20-Mar-22 09:10 PM
THE FIRE’S SPREADING?!
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Sado BOT 20-Mar-22 09:12 PM
The whole room was on fire.
The backstage and lobby might also not be faring too well.
I haven't seen, yet.
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Flutterina BOT 20-Mar-22 09:12 PM
OH NO! WE GOT TO GO HELP PUT IT OUT!
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MysteryBot BOT 20-Mar-22 09:14 PM
‼️🔻 Nikola Orsinov appeared from ???! (edited)
Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/her moved from: bar
‼️👁️🤐 Nikola Orsinov can view (but not post) in this area!
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🔺 Nikola Orsinov instantly moved to ??? 👁️ (But they can still VIEW this channel!)
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Flutterina BOT 20-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Hm? What was that?
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Sado BOT 20-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Hello and goodbye.
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Sado BOT 20-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Oh, I almost forgot to mention!
The door is open.
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Flutterina BOT 20-Mar-22 09:47 PM
What door?
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Garcian Smith BOT 20-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Looks like I still have work to do after all
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Sado BOT 20-Mar-22 09:48 PM
The door to the outside. In the lobby.
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Garcian Smith BOT 20-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Name's Garcian, and like I said I'm security
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Sado BOT 20-Mar-22 09:49 PM
It really does not want to stay open! I think it'll close soon.
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Flutterina BOT 20-Mar-22 09:49 PM
oh I haven't been there I should check it out
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Sado BOT 20-Mar-22 09:49 PM
The outside doesn't look like what I was expecting, though.
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Flutterina BOT 20-Mar-22 09:50 PM
It's great to meet you!
Also who are you?
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Alpha BOT 20-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Hey, did anyone see where that hu-purple person went? she took something. (edited)
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Flutterina BOT 20-Mar-22 10:18 PM
No I haven't seen anyone like that.
Sorry
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Sado BOT 20-Mar-22 10:34 PM
I think I'll be taking my leave, now.
Good luck with the fire!
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Flutterina BOT 20-Mar-22 10:36 PM
oh. bye!
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MysteryBot BOT 20-Mar-22 10:37 PM
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🔺 Sado instantly moved to ???
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Alpha BOT 20-Mar-22 10:39 PM
If you see the purple-haired girl, tell me! Please!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 01:08 AM
Ha ha ha! I've made it, and with my proclamation in hand too!
But where's that superhero?!
I thought he would've come here because of that fire!
Well, never mind him for now, then.
You... people! Are any of you superheroes?
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 01:09 AM
Hm?
Well, I’m not particularly a hero though I did help in the princess rebellion!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 01:11 AM
The what!?
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 01:11 AM
The princess rebellion! Over in Etheria
It was this HUGE gathering of princess and stuff and SHE RA to defeat the Horde!
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Depends who's asking
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 01:31 AM
I have no idea what that means! But it sounds like WAY too much activity for me!
And what now do you mean by that?
I'm asking!
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 01:33 AM
I've done a lot of things
Some beneficial to some
Others the worst of the worst
Like I said, depends who's asking
And it seems you don't have enough cred to get an answer
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 01:36 AM
I have 'cred'!
Why, I'm Abra - Abe - oh, I just can't do this while he's right there looking at me!
This whole disguise was ruined as soon as the REAL Abe Lincoln showed up!
Ugh, I'll have to try something else.
Anyway!
I'm sure you can at least tell me one thing -
Would you say you're a, 'good guy'?
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 01:40 AM
Heh
I'm not sure if you have the cred for that answer
But right now I'm trying to put out the fires
You could call me a good guy for that
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 01:43 AM
Hmph. Well, you'd better not be too good, because I have this proclamation here, and with it I hereby declare superheroes to be ILLEGAL!
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 01:44 AM
Superheroes?
That's fine by me, but I know someone who wouldn't like that
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 01:46 AM
Oh yeah? Is it that Hilariousman I met, or someone else?
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 01:51 AM
Oh the funny guy
No it's not him
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 01:56 AM
THEN WHO IS IT?!
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 01:58 AM
He's in this room right now watching this all
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 03:11 AM
Do you realize how little that narrows it down?!
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 09:33 AM
I'm a hero but not a superhero!
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Mar-22 03:15 PM
‼️🔻 Bernkastel appeared from ???! (edited)
Bernkastel
🔹knife 👁️VISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this. 🔹blue-crystal 👁️VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright blue! 🔹strings 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef. 🔹red-crystal 👁️VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright red! moved from: ???
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Hello again
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 03:47 PM
Hello.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 03:48 PM
Who are you?! Some alternate universe purple version of that pink girl?
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 03:49 PM
My hair isn't purple. It's more of a blue color. (edited)
Anyway... Nikola, can I talk to you again next phase?
I see you down in the audience there.
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Mar-22 03:52 PM
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‼️🔻 Nikola Orsinov appeared from ???!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 21-Mar-22 03:52 PM
Of course!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 04:36 PM
Who ARE you people!
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 04:37 PM
I’m Flutterina!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 04:37 PM
Plenty of new faces.
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 04:37 PM
I'm Bernkastel.
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 04:51 PM
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 05:24 PM
Well, are any of you people a 'director'?
I'd love to make a great, uh, outfit with you if you are!
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Mar-22 06:46 PM
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‼️🔻 Max Stirner appeared from ???!
‼️🔻 Zepia Eltnam Oberon appeared from ???! (edited)
Zepia Eltnam Oberon
MALIGNANT INFORMATION. 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! moved from: ???
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:46 PM
Oh!
Guten tag!
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 06:47 PM
Hello!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:47 PM
This was quite the long discussion, hmpf.
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Zepia Eltnam Oberon BOT 21-Mar-22 06:47 PM
... Verily, your philosophy still appears strange to me Mr. Stirner, and although foolish, I have learned of the thought process that has lead you to it.
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:47 PM
I am glad I am finally getting through to some of you!
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Zepia Eltnam Oberon BOT 21-Mar-22 06:48 PM
A flawed understanding, but a remarkable effort from such circumstances indeed!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:48 PM
Heh! Those compliments do flatter my ego greatly.
Now... who are some of these individuals?
I have not seen some of you!
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 06:49 PM
Hi!! I’m Flutterina!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:49 PM
Agh, hello. You are quite a little one!
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 06:50 PM
Yep!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:51 PM
What might you be seeking here, if I might ask?
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 06:52 PM
For me, not a whole lot. I mostly just want to meet some friends and helping them!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:53 PM
Huh.
That is more simple than some of the other individuals I have met here.
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 06:56 PM
Oh?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 06:57 PM
WHERE ARE ALL OF YOU COMING FROM?!?
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:57 PM
My private room!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 06:57 PM
A private room?
Like... a secret lair?
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:57 PM
...Er, no.
I use it to give lectures and for discussing my philosophy.
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Oh, hello again Stirner.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Oh. So you're not a villain, then?
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Oh, already assaulting me with such words as "villainy"!
Nonsense!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Assaulting?!? Of course not! It'd be a COMPLIMENT!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Villainy is naught but a spirit!
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Zepia Eltnam Oberon BOT 21-Mar-22 06:58 PM
It is more akin to a private library, one of rhetoric and rigorous analysis.
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:59 PM
If you come across my little frog friend, you can ask him too. He has been there.
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Zepia Eltnam Oberon BOT 21-Mar-22 06:59 PM
Although, I doubt that you would attract many romantic partners if you were to stay in there for too long... Not that it would matter, of course.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 06:59 PM
Oh, I should probably explain - I'm not the REAL Abraham Lincoln. I was going to PRETEND to be him, but then the real one showed up and he's forcing me not to lie!
I'm...
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 06:59 PM
...Why are you disguised as him?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 21-Mar-22 07:00 PM
ROBBIE ROTTEN!
The greatest, laziest villain of all time!
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Zepia Eltnam Oberon BOT 21-Mar-22 07:00 PM
And, Lady Bernkastel, I must say that your philosophy has show itself to be quite promising.
I cannot wait to see it in action, in the heat of the act, one might say.
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:00 PM
That is.... Quite the entrance!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:00 PM
I was going to make a proclamation that superheroes are now illegal!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:01 PM
..."Super heroes"?
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Zepia Eltnam Oberon BOT 21-Mar-22 07:01 PM
Huhuhu... Verily, very much so.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:01 PM
That way, I could catch that Funnyman.
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:01 PM
Oh.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:01 PM
You know, like a real 'good guy'. (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:01 PM
That person.
He has displeased my ego quite a bit, yes.
Although I would argue about the meaning of "good guy", as you said, there has been enough philosophical discussion for my mind.
For now!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 07:02 PM
Thank you, Zepia. I can say the same for yours.
That's who you're looking for...?
They're in the lobby right now.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:03 PM
Well, maybe you could help me catch him! You see, I need the practice so I can stop that good-for-nothing Sportaflipflop.
And that Wackyman's internal narration is so loud and annoying to boot!
So catching him is the perfect plot.
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 07:04 PM
They might move somewhere else this phase, though.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:04 PM
Then I need to set a devious trap somewhere!
And I'll need a new disguise, too!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 07:05 PM
They were trying to get a group together to produce a reenactment of... (edited)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:05 PM
Are any of you 'directors'? If you are, you can help me make a shifty new disguise!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 07:05 PM
"Sword Art Online Abridged"
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:05 PM
What even is that?!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 07:05 PM
...Good question. I don't know myself.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:06 PM
Anyway, I heard there might be ANOTHER superhero around here, but that Smith guy wouldn't tell me who it was!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 07:09 PM
Hey, Flutterina.
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Was anyone here up in the rafters last phase?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:12 PM
Rafters?
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 07:12 PM
I saw the director of that last performance, Bravocat, go up there... I wanted to give him something as thanks for putting on such a splendid show, but I don't have any idea where he'd be now.
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 07:12 PM
I never said that there was another superhero
Only someone who was a fan of them
You might be confusing what I said about whether or not I could be called a hero with that as well
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:13 PM
Hmm. Well, someone who's a fan of superheroes is still a problem! Less of a problem then an actual superhero, though!
I just noticed you could go up there!
That could be an excellent spot to set a trap!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:18 PM
Hm...
I take it the fire has been extinguished?
That is good. I wouldn't want this tree to get damaged.
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 07:27 PM
There are still other fires
I'll be putting them out
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:27 PM
Oh, I see.
I wish you good luck with such a thing.
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 07:28 PM
Thanks
Although I'm passing the torch to someone else now
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:29 PM
Ha ha ha, ironic choice of words!
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 07:29 PM
Haha you're right
I normally don't joke around like this but honestly this gig has been a lot more tame compared to my other jobs
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 07:30 PM
Thank you for helping to put out the fires!
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 07:30 PM
No problem
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:33 PM
I am quite unsure as to where I should be heading myself.
You, er- your name? Flutterina?
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 07:34 PM
Yes?
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 07:34 PM
I'm most likely going to the rafters, if you wanted to follow me.
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:34 PM
Entertain me - what are you planning on doing, at this time.
Very well! I will see myself of what I wish to do.
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 07:34 PM
I think I wanted to check out what was in the dressing room!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:35 PM
I see.
I suppose I have been to neither the rafters nor the dressing room.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:36 PM
The dressing room is full of costumes! It's almost as useful for making disguises as my lair, ha ha ha!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:37 PM
Hm...
I do believe I see some familiar faces here!
Outside of those who were with me earlier.
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:51 PM
Stirner stretches and yawns.
This isn't the most talkative bunch, eh?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:52 PM
I was just relaxing!
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 07:52 PM
Oh sorry!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:53 PM
I've been so busy plotting to catch that superhero, I've hardly had enough time to be lazy!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 07:53 PM
I was quiet since I was hoping someone would answer what I asked earlier, but it seems nobody was at the rafters last phase
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:53 PM
No I was not! I was sitting in the audience.
GAH! I should've grabbed some JUNK FOOD while I was there!
Now I'm craving a big bowl of popcorn!
And no one answered MY question either!
None of you are directors, then?
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:55 PM
I am not!
My role would be Max Stirner!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:55 PM
Is that right?!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:56 PM
Of COURSE it is right!
The ONLY role that could represent my ego in its own uniqueness... is MYSELF!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:56 PM
("That's not unique at all! I know for a FACT that you're just doing the same thing DIOGENES did!")
(Is what I want to say) (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:57 PM
(It's true it's true)
(it is a mere imitation)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:57 PM
Well I didn't know that was an option!
But it's fine, I'm happy to be a prop designer!
It means I can make tricky, nefarious devices and traps just like I do back home!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:58 PM
Of course you wouldn't know that it would be an option, one such as yourself who is blinded by the spirits clouding and towering over your mind, such spirits as "villainy" or "good"!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:58 PM
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:58 PM
Although I am not used to one who would prefer "evil" over the rest, it is spooks nonetheless!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 07:59 PM
(perhaps instead of always looking for spooks you should start looking for some bitches)
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 07:59 PM
(TRUE)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 07:59 PM
I'm a villain because I LIKE being one! And because I need to stop that Sportafumble from making Lazy Town active!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:00 PM
Oh, you are against activity and work?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:00 PM
I used to be able to sleep and eat junk food in peace without kids running around and making noise, but since HE showed up, the whole town's all obsessed with doing exercise and eating healthy!
It's a TOTAL NIGHTMARE! (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:00 PM
Ah, yes.
Liberals.
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Worry not, I understand your plight!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:01 PM
Huh - you do?!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:01 PM
Yes!
Those people who seek to FORCE others to work, only for their own profit! Those are one of many types of the murderers of individuality!
For example, hm...
Let us take this fellow over here, the yellow one!
He points at @​Spark.
This fellow, as he says, is full of debt, and now has to abandon it's self to please another!
Is that not right, er- What was your name again?
Spo- Spac- Spakr!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:06 PM
Does it matter what his name is?
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:06 PM
OF COURSE IT DOES NOT!
Names are simply spooks themselves!
But I am asking still, out of curtesy that some might enjoy.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:22 PM
Well did you have a point to make? (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:23 PM
My point, which is not helped by this fellow's silence, is to show how miserable people are under the plight of constant work and pressure!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:28 PM
Well, of course!
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:29 PM
I don’t think they can’t talk here.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:29 PM
If everybody was just lazy, like me, they'd be much happier!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 08:29 PM
Spark is in the audience, I believe.
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:30 PM
If your so lazy then why would you care then? Going through whatever you’re doing seems to be a lot of work
So maybe then you’re just not lazy!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:30 PM
BAH! If it weren't for all those kids running around KEEPING me from being lazy, I wouldn't HAVE to do any of this work!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:31 PM
The audience!
Right.
He yells.
SORRY ABOUT THAT!
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:31 PM
Isn’t the point of laziness just not worrying about it?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:31 PM
I can't just 'not worry about it' when I can't even get a wink of sleep!
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:32 PM
Can’t you just go to somewhere quiet?
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:32 PM
You are asking many questions, little being!
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:32 PM
Plus if you were truly lazy, you would just get someone else to do it!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:32 PM
Sometimes, an ego does simply because it wishes.
Besides, this man is clearly full of spooks!
And I don't doubt that you are too.
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:33 PM
Spooks?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:33 PM
I LIVE IN A LAIR UNDERNEATH TOWN! That USED to be as quiet of a place as you could get! I even have special earmuffs rated for noisy kids, and even THOSE aren't enough!
I HAVE gotten someone else to do it! That's why I called in these bumblers behind me!
The only problem is, they don't know ANYTHING about how to be real villains!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:33 PM
Whomst?
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:33 PM
Hm
Have you tried asking them nicely to be quiet?
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:34 PM
Yes! Spooks! Spirits that haunt and dominate the mind!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:34 PM
These loons!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:34 PM
I... Had somehow not noticed them.
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:35 PM
Well it still seems like you aren’t lazy
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:36 PM
I DON'T ASK NICELY FOR THINGS!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 08:36 PM
I'll ask again, incase anyone didn't hear me before... were any of you here in the rafters last phase? I already know Robbie wasn't.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:36 PM
I'm Robbie Rotten!
I do what I like!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:36 PM
I was not, as you know.
That is the attitude I like to hear!
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:36 PM
Nope wasn’t there
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 08:36 PM
Where'd you come from, then?
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:37 PM
I came from backstage
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 08:38 PM
I see.
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Garcian Smith BOT 21-Mar-22 08:39 PM
I was at the lobby
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:40 PM
Flutterina, I do believe you are questionning this man who is clearly on his path to become an individualist for little reasons! (edited)
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:41 PM
Oh I’m just curious! I’m sorry if it came off as rude… I never meant to hurt you if I did!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:42 PM
Pah! No such thing as rudeness.
But I suppose you do look like the sort who could learn a few things.
Mayhaps I shall accompany you!
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:43 PM
Woah! Really?
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:43 PM
I... don't see why anyone should focus on themself as an individual!
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Flutterina BOT 21-Mar-22 08:43 PM
That would be great for you to come along!
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:44 PM
Isn't serving to act as one, to achieve one goal what's most important in the world?
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:44 PM
NONSENSE!
By serving a higher ideal, a spook, you renounce your own freedom, your own self, your own body and mind for something that has no foundation in reality!
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:45 PM
But the goal does have foundation in reality, isn't the survival of humanity something worth sacrificing yourself for?
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:46 PM
You see "humanity" as one idea one "thing" that we should all serve under. But are humanity's goals not in and of themselves egoist?
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:46 PM
Even the bydo understand that cooperation is the most important thing! They don't attack one by one, they attack in large numbers!
What could a lone revo achieve? Nothing!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:47 PM
This "bydo" group sounds like their minds are subjugated even moreso than yours to a higher ideal.
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:48 PM
What could they achieve without each other? what could anyone achieve without each other?!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Individualism does not exclude working together!
It instead acknowledges that those individuals are just that; unique, with their own egos and selves, who should not let their minds be dominated by one singular idea!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 08:50 PM
Lots of things can be achieved without working together.
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:50 PM
At least the bydo understand it! They don't turn their weapons on each other without a common enemy!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:51 PM
You seem to be obsessed with the idea of being together.
That is one of the spooks haunting you! A collective, as one!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Must be that bydo influence...
...And they wonder why I was keeping a hold of the crystals. (edited)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:52 PM
I have no idea what any of this talk is about! This is EXACTLY the kind of noise that keeps me from relaxing in peace!
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:53 PM
You have a long way to reach your full egoist potential, my good fellow!
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Not even the r- the PILOT of the r-9 zero could achieve anything they did alone! there were support drones, supplying it along the way.
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:53 PM
It is something that takes time to gather it all in.
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Here, Alpha. If you still don't trust me, I'll give you one of these crystals, okay?
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Thank you!
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Zepia Eltnam Oberon BOT 21-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Ah, but I believe it is the time to say goodbye.
Indeed, this incarnation has run its course it seems...
Although, I'm sure that we will meet again very soon.
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:55 PM
...What's your deal, weird guy?
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Zepia Eltnam Oberon BOT 21-Mar-22 08:55 PM
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:55 PM
You're kind of like that Dracula guy from hotel transylvania 23
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 08:56 PM
...They made 23 of those movies?
Maybe your world deserved those bydo invasions...
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Zepia Eltnam Oberon BOT 21-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Oh, soon enough. Yes, soon enough you will understand what I am talking about.
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Thirty two!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Crystals? Like the one on Sportaflop's suit?
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Laser crystals! they're useful for fighting the bydo
Also apparently you can smoke them, like meth!
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(the meth thing isn't r-type canon i just thought it would be funny)
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Max Stirner BOT 21-Mar-22 08:58 PM
(it's canon now)
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 08:58 PM
(until kujo himself officially deconfirms it it will be canon to me)
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Zepia Eltnam Oberon BOT 21-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Although... Yes...
It appears that this would not be substantial enough....
I shall... Yes, I shall only benefit from it.
And so the caterpillar conceals itself in the cocoon...
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Robbie Rotten BOT 21-Mar-22 09:01 PM
A LASER CRYSTAL? That sounds powerful... but could I use it against SPORTACUS?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 21-Mar-22 09:01 PM
LOCK
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Kurukuru BOT 21-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Flutterina stares really closely at Nikola. Aww, how cute!
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Alpha begins charging something.
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Bernkastel waves at Alpha.
"HEY, FETCH!"
She takes a blue crystal, and... chucks it at the tree?
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Just before it hits the tree and shatters, however, the crystal's flight patch miraculously changes to be headed towards the dressing room, instead!
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Alpha is able to catch it in the nick of time.
Meanwhile, the tree does nothing, entirely ambivalent to the projectile that was thrown at it.
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It does nothing really well, actually.
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Like. If I had to rate how well the tree did nothing on a scale of 1-20, it would be a 20.
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Garcian walks behind the curtain.
After a moment, a seemingly completely different being emerges.
In a comically exaggerated fit of rage, Robbie Rotten RIPS OFF HIS ABRAHAM LINCOLN DISGUISE!
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Then, from his back pocket, he produces...
A whole handful of slippery banana peels!
...Having no immediate use for them, he puts them back in his pocket.
Max goes up to Patches' Satch and Fatch (formerly Chuck's), and searches around for a moment.
After a bit of looking, he produces a GIANT AXE!
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This thing looks quite powerful, but not the most durable.
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Just when it looks like everything is over...
ABRAHAM LINCOLN TAKES MAIN STAGE!
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"That on the first day of January, in the year of our Lord one thousand eight hundred and sixty-three, all persons held as slaves within any State or designated part of a State, the people whereof shall then be in rebellion against the United States, shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free; and the Executive Government of the United States, including the military and naval authority thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of such persons, and will do no act or acts to repress such persons, or any of them, in any efforts they may make for their actual freedom."
"That the Executive will, on the first day of January aforesaid, by proclamation, designate the States and parts of States, if any, in which the people thereof, respectively, shall then be in rebellion against the United States; and the fact that any State, or the people thereof, shall on that day be, in good faith, represented in the Congress of the United States by members chosen thereto at elections wherein a majority of the qualified voters of such State shall have participated, shall, in the absence of strong countervailing testimony, be deemed conclusive evidence that such State, and the people thereof, are not then in rebellion against the United States."
...
It appears he is reciting the emancipation proclamation.
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...this goes on for a while.
Not to be upstaged, Zeipa takes a step up!
They seem to be... gathering power?
After a moment, they smirk and disappear into the background.
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Mar-22 10:29 PM
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🔸 Abraham Lincoln stayed here. 🔸 Tree stayed here. ➡️ Robbie Rotten moved to rafters ➡️ Garcian Smith moved to rafters 🔸 Kurukuru stayed here. 🔸 Bydo System Alpha stayed here. ❓ Flutterina moved to ??? 🔸 Bernkastel stayed here. 🔸 Nikola Orsinov stayed here. 🔸 Max Stirner stayed here. ➡️ Zepia Eltnam Oberon moved to dressing
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-----Phase 5----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The majority of the stage is given up to a large pirate ship, with a tree as the main mast! From its branches flies a pride flag, and you can hear sea shanties being played! The ship sails in a roaring storm, thunder cracking in the sky. On the lower sections of the stage, you can see beneath the sea, deep down to a castle full of mermaids! By the side of the stage, a stand sits! It's Patches' Satch and Fatch - formerly Chuck's! It seems Patches has set up shop here. From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Omen
🔹couch 👁️VISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
Ninetails
🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear. 🔹cat-mask 👁️VISIBLE not to be confused with a cat/box, it's a giant cat mask, stitched together from a greenish fabric. 🔹yellow-crystal 👁️VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright yellow!
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Klahadore
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit. 🔹black-duffel 👁️VISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside?
Bernkastel
🔹knife 👁️VISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this. 🔹blue-crystal 👁️VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright blue! 🔹strings 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef. 🔹red-crystal 👁️VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright red!
Valvatti
Buy my book, *Runouden puoli vuosisataa, out in stores now.* 🔹acoustic-guitar 👁️VISIBLE You can play any number of songs on this!
Max Stirner
A normal guy. He has a dress on. 🔹sauerkraut 👁️VISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal. 🔹hot-sauce-smear 👁️VISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things. 🔹crescent-axe 👁️VISIBLE It's a seriously large axe! This thing looks really powerful, but definitely quite unweildy. The blade is somewhat rusted, so it doesn't look the most durable.
Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/her
Kurukuru
Jay Finch
Bydo System Alpha
A large mass of slimy flesh and twisted steel, over 16 meters long. Hovers using thrusters embedded in its flesh. Its front has irregular gelatinous, glassy person sized blue blobs as "eyes". It has fleshy tendrils, each as thick as a narrow tree and longer than a person 🔹bydo-force 💪BIG 👁️VISIBLE A big orb, currently dull, hangs off of the Bydo System Alpha. 🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
@Omen @Ninetails @Bravocat @Abraham Lincoln @Tree @Klahadore @Bernkastel @Valvatti @Max Stirner @Nikola Orsinov @Kurukuru @Jay Finch @Bydo System Alpha
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Omen BOT 21-Mar-22 10:32 PM
that's a lot of people-
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 21-Mar-22 10:32 PM
(I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE)
(NAT 20 ON "!do nothing (sorry I'm sick rn) )
trollsmile 1
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:33 PM
Ah, I see you've done some redecorating while I was away!
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 21-Mar-22 10:33 PM
the tree does nothing
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 10:34 PM
Does anyone want coffee?
I have been trying to metabolise this coffee for the whole time i've been here!
I guess i could try and... wiggle it around in the flesh, lodge it in my... fuel hatch??
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Well then Klahadore, perhaps your fantasies of piracy may be realized yet!
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Mar-22 10:36 PM
(edited)
🔺 Nikola Orsinov instantly moved to ???
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:37 PM
As for the coffee... perhaps you'd like to trade for this crystal?
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Yes! absolutely!
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:38 PM
Oh, then I'm very glad I thought to pick it up!
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Alpha BOT 21-Mar-22 10:38 PM
Alpha vibrates intensely
It's... really kinda gross
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 10:39 PM
🤨
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Mar-22 10:40 PM
‼️🔻 Sado appeared from ???! (edited)
Sado
(she/her) Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks. moved from: maze
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 10:40 PM
I really still don't trust you with these crystals... But I suppose I can't control if another person decides to give you one.
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Klahadore BOT 21-Mar-22 10:40 PM
Oh, Bernkastel, it has been a while.
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Sado BOT 21-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Hello again~
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Klahadore BOT 21-Mar-22 10:41 PM
And perhaps, indeed.
Hello, Sado.
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:42 PM
I don't believe we've had the pleasure of meeting face to face! Though of course you were there to spectate the last performance. How pleasant that you've come to participate in this one!
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Sado BOT 21-Mar-22 10:43 PM
I've been away from the stage for a while. How's the show?
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:44 PM
I haven't exactly been clued in either. From the looks of it things are shaping up quite nicely though!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Ah, hello Bravocat.
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Sado BOT 21-Mar-22 10:45 PM
That's good (: (edited)
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Are you holding another performance this phase?
Your earlier act was splendid.
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Klahadore BOT 21-Mar-22 10:45 PM
I figured it may be to your taste.
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Why thank you my dear. I wouldn't want the show to stall, so by all means, if we may put on another performance, why don't we! (edited)
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Sado BOT 21-Mar-22 10:46 PM
It's very unfortunate that I can't help this phase.
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Jay Finch BOT 21-Mar-22 10:46 PM
YOU
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Sado BOT 21-Mar-22 10:46 PM
I have very important matters to attend to.
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Pardon, me?
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Jay Finch BOT 21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
YES YOU
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Omen BOT 21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
What exactly do you all intend to do here
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
What's the matter my dear?
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Jay Finch BOT 21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
What the heck was that in phase??
You set the stage on fire!
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Sado BOT 21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Wasn't it great?
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Jay Finch BOT 21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
I mean in hindsight it was super cool but at the time I thought i was gonna die!
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Ah, of course! It was splendid indeed!
I'm dearly sorry for any troubles it may have caused, I didn't have a clue that was going to happen!
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Klahadore BOT 21-Mar-22 10:48 PM
You were there for the entire chat beforehand, were you not? The flames were supposed to be projected, even if the real deal ended up making it more striking.
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Indeed, I told everybody not to light anything on fire!
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Jay Finch BOT 21-Mar-22 10:49 PM
I uh, might have missed that part But either way it was crazy!
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:49 PM
I couldn't have known the results of such a grand performance.
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Jay Finch BOT 21-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Anyway, I did get to do an amazing dance which was nice
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:49 PM
You were great!
As was everyone else who participated.
It made for a truly worthy opening act.
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Jay Finch BOT 21-Mar-22 10:50 PM
And nobody died, so I guess its all good! Sorry for kind of exploding hehe... You just disappeared right after so I thought it was some kind of crazy super-villain scheme!
I guess evil super villain schemes have just been taking up my mind lately
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Really now?
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 10:51 PM
...Starting a fire would hardly count as a "super-villain scheme."
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Omen BOT 21-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Fires are basic
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:51 PM
But eye catching if I do say so myself!
Though if you would have a better idea for a second act, do inform us!
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Jay Finch BOT 21-Mar-22 10:53 PM
It was pretty cool to be entirely honest! Especially knowing the like, actual fire wasnt on purpose
Well I'm not usually an ideas guy, can't quite help you there
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Well I appreciate your enthusiasm regardless!
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 10:55 PM
I doubt anything I could think of would work for you... But I do look forward to your next act.
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Oh please, I wouldn't want to hog the whole show!
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Klahadore BOT 21-Mar-22 10:56 PM
As far as I am aware, you are the only director on stage this time. (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Well I'd certainly be happy to put my directorial talents to use again, but perhaps someone else should take center stage this time, hm?
I wouldn't want to start any more fires!
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Mar-22 10:57 PM
‼️🔻 Nikola Orsinov appeared from ???! (edited)
Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/her 🔹accordion 👁️VISIBLE It's an old-looking accordion! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo? 🔹guitar 👁️VISIBLE It's an old-looking electric guitar! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo? moved from: directors-box
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Sado BOT 21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Greetings.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Greetings.
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Klahadore BOT 21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
If Sado is busy, perhaps Bernkastel could be our cinematographer?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Khaladore. Bravocat. Follow me.
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Klahadore BOT 21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Klahadore.
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Oh?
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
(edited)
🔺 Nikola Orsinov instantly moved to ???
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Sado BOT 21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Ah..?
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
How are we to...?
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Klahadore BOT 21-Mar-22 10:58 PM
I see no way.
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Whatever could she want? Perhaps she wants to give thanks for the performance?
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Omen BOT 21-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Aren't you two special
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Hm...?
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Sado BOT 21-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Strange! I wonder what this means..
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Klahadore BOT 21-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Bravocat I would understand, but a simple butler and prop designer like myself...?
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 11:00 PM
I assume she would've given you thanks earlier. Seeing as how she can move around however much she wants.
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Sado BOT 21-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Hopefully nothing terrible.
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Don't sell yourself short my friend, perhaps she sees potential in you?
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 11:00 PM
...I'm curious what she wants you two for, but I'd assume I can't follow.
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Mar-22 11:01 PM
(edited)
🔺 Klahadore instantly moved to ???
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Bravocat BOT 21-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Hm, perhaps we should give it another try Klahadore.
Ha! He's got it!
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Sado BOT 21-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Ah, there he goes.
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MysteryBot BOT 21-Mar-22 11:01 PM
(edited)
🔺 Bravocat instantly moved to ???
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Omen BOT 21-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Aren't they special
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Sado BOT 21-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Maybe another time for the performance...
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Omen BOT 21-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Are they the ones directing all this?
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Bernkastel BOT 21-Mar-22 11:06 PM
I do hope they'll be back before the end of this phase.
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 21-Mar-22 11:19 PM
the tree, truly an expert at not doing anything, continues to practice this skill
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Omen BOT 21-Mar-22 11:19 PM
Are you the tree who is a supposed therapist
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 21-Mar-22 11:28 PM
if a tree was capable of being shocked this tree would have lit aflame with how unexpected being mistaken for a therapist would be. Seeing as trees cannot think, respond, feel, or speak in the way that sapient beings do it lucky doesn't cause another fire
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Omen BOT 21-Mar-22 11:41 PM
Oh I'm sorry I didnt-
I was told by some, ghoul fascinated idiot (edited)
Perhaps I should kill him
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Mar-22 01:59 AM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Bravocat appeared from ???!
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 01:59 AM
Why hello again my dears!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Mar-22 02:00 AM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Klahadore appeared from ???!
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 02:00 AM
Apologies for that little disappearing act, Nikola had some words for us in regards to our performance.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 02:00 AM
Hello again.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 02:00 AM
It seems there are still some fires around the theatre.
It's my understanding that with a great show the subject of such a performance affects the whole theatre, so why don't we have a part 2 to extinguish those unintended flames! (edited)
A performance to the subject of rain, water, pouring, perhaps.
I believe the showrunners would appreciate the gesture!
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 02:07 AM
Hey, I just used a big ole water spell to clear the last of the fires on-stage! Maybe we could incorporate that!
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 02:07 AM
That sounds splendid!
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Welcome back, both of you.
...I was going to ask something earlier, but Nikola called you away before I could.
Now that you're back, though... What's under that mask of yours, Bravocat?
If you don't mind answering, of course.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 02:44 AM
My dear, isn't a mystery of greater interest than a simple answer?
What's in a face, that's not a mask?
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 02:48 AM
...I think I've had enough of mysteries for the next hundred years, after the last gameboard I got myself involved in.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 02:49 AM
Perhaps once the show is over, I may let you have a look, hm?
As for now, it would be a crime to break character while on the set!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 02:54 AM
Hah, spoken like a true politician! I can see potential in you, cat.
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 02:54 AM
I suppose that's fair.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 02:54 AM
Why thank you sir!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 02:55 AM
Bearded gentleman... I don't think I ever got your name.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 02:55 AM
Ah, excuse me for that. Everybody I've met so far seemed to know it already!
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 02:55 AM
Speaking of potential and the show, how would you like to be our cinematographer for this next performance my dear?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 02:56 AM
You can just call me Abe, and yours?
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Klahadore. Butler and prop designer. A pleasure to meet you, Abe.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Me? I'm not sure I'm qualified for that.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 02:57 AM
My apologies, I was speaking to the girl with the purple hair.
Though it is of course a pleasure to meet you! My name is Bravocat if you had yet to hear.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 02:57 AM
Bravocat was talking to Bernkastel, I believe. If you don't mind sharing, however, I am curious as to your role.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 02:58 AM
Well, I chose actor, but I much prefer watching the theatre instead of participating in it.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Understandable.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Hm, so you'd have no interest in participating in our next performance?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 02:59 AM
If I'm needed, I have no qualms with participating.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:00 AM
I don't think your participation will be strictly needed, but in a show such as this the more is always the merrier!
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Everyone keeps mistaking it for purple... It's more of a blue color.
...Anyway, I might be able to.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:01 AM
On the condition of?
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 03:01 AM
(the pfp throws people, probably)
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(yeah ive been meaning to find another one)
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(purple is cooler than blue anyway)
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 03:02 AM
It just depends on if coordinating and recording it takes up my entire action. There was something else I wanted to do while I was here.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:03 AM
Ah, you wish to be involved from more than behind a camera? Marvelous!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Well, some say leaders are just good actors! I shall participate in this performance, if that is alright.
This will be my first foray into this field however, but let it be known I can give a good speech.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:08 AM
Ah, a public speaker! Would you perhaps like to give some kind of foreword on the performance? A prep to the audience?
Or who knows, you could even be a narrator, if we decide on a more traditional scene. (edited)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 03:16 AM
Ah, that sounds like a great fit for me!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 03:19 AM
As before, I will be participating in this show. That means, with myself, Bravocat, Bernkastel, and Abe, we need a set designer and one more actor to achieve whatever [redacted] is. I do not think we quite met it last time? I am unsure if we actually had a set designer on that one; none were credited, at least.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:19 AM
Don't forget Jay, my friend!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 03:19 AM
Ah, yes, my apologies.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:19 AM
All that is truly needed to extinguish those flames now is a set designer, and we've got two in the room!
Of course though, if we could work yet more actors into the performance, it would be far grander!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 03:20 AM
Also it may be important to add I can only speak the truth. They do call me Honest Abe after all! (edited)
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 03:20 AM
Then, for set designers, there is the tree? Is that the 'great beast' you were referring to in the room, as well?
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:20 AM
Indeed it is! Though it is of course, quiet.
I speak nothing but the truth on the stage my friend, and I wouldn't expect you to do anything more either.
I believe just telling everybody that the previous fire was unintentional and this performance is meant to rectify the flames would be good. (edited)
Of course, if there's anything more you'd like to add, go ahead!
A little personal flair is the mark of a good performance, after all!
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 03:25 AM
...So, the performance is gonna be something related to water and rain, right?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 03:25 AM
So it appears to be a story of heroes fighting the flames of evil.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Of course! I would hate for any of the actors here to fall to the evils of others.
And yes, though the word I'm thinking of focusing on is pouring. It has a bit more bravado to it, if you will!
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 03:38 AM
...As long as it doesn't get any of that water on me. I don't need my best dress getting soaked...
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:40 AM
I may recommend taking cover then, if I understand how this all works the whole theatre will be drenched!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 03:40 AM
(out of character if it needed to be said lol) (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:43 AM
(omg klahadore is davy jones????)
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 03:44 AM
(davy jones wouldn't have fit for this theme I don't think)
[redacted] may be different from the result we got last time, if we indeed weren't counted as receiving it...
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:50 AM
Even if the results aren't as expected, it would still be a great performance!
That's all that matters in the end, isn't it?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 03:55 AM
I would hope audiences enjoyment would be a priority.
So lets give them the best performance we can, shall we?
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 03:55 AM
What is your motivation to hold such a grand performance
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Ninetails BOT 22-Mar-22 03:56 AM
A SET DESIGNER, HRM?
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:56 AM
Not much more than for the sake of it! The rush of a cheering crowd... there's none other like it.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 03:56 AM
Oh, two new faces.
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Ninetails BOT 22-Mar-22 03:56 AM
Not to steal any thunder away from the foliage, but I may be of service if needed.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Might I ask for your names?
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Ah, hello again great fox! Indeed, your services would prove immensely helpful to the performance!
No offense to the tree of course, but it can be a little... airheaded, hm? (edited)
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Ninetails BOT 22-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Ninetails, DEMON LORD OF ONI ISLAND, at your service.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 03:58 AM
You seek such temporary fulfillment to block out the nightmarish realities of the living
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Quite the title.
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Ninetails BOT 22-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Admittedly it was not of my own design
But I think it suits me, hrmph.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Nightmares are but a form of dream, it is the ability of the self to actualize that dream to something greater!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Would you like me to introduce myself, or have you overheard?
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Ninetails BOT 22-Mar-22 04:00 AM
I've overheard plenty, but formalities couldn't hurt.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:00 AM
As you wish. I am Klahadore, a butler, and in this realm, a prop designer.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 04:00 AM
A fine one at that.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Klahadore smiles.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:01 AM
What does that mean... Obviously you must be a fool
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Well, you could say that. I am a man who serves to entertain, after all!
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Ninetails BOT 22-Mar-22 04:02 AM
I believe he was arguing semantics
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Semantics are foolish, further establishing the greater irrelevancy of him
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Perhaps not semantics, but another perspective of the same view?
Tell me, if you've such a distaste for theatre, then what brings you to the stage?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 04:03 AM
Excuse me…? Am I hearing you right, do you believe the tree is sentient?
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Ninetails BOT 22-Mar-22 04:03 AM
The tree is definitely sentient I've checked
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 04:03 AM
I've seen it pull off some impressive work!
It wouldn't surprise me if it were responsible for this scene that has been created!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Well I'm just here to look for a therapist, and then maybe do something after
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Ah, then it must be so. It seems some are more perceptive to the tree's will than others. Stirner at least claimed to be able to know what it was expressing.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Though your ignorance makes that seem ever more unlikely
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Might I inquire your name and role, stranger?
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Omen unlikely prop designer
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Well I suppose I aught to believe this… strange fox creature. With all this strangeness occurring I hope I have not lost my mind. (edited)
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Ah, then... Patches was in your audition group, correct? Is he not a prop designer?
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Only as much as I have to wind up here, haha!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:08 AM
I know nothing about what he is doing
It does not concern me
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:08 AM
Very well.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Omen, perhaps you may find your troubles solved by performance more than you believe? (edited)
I'm not much in the way of a therapist, but to perform simply lifts my heart with glee!
You never know, until you try.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Why should you want to help me
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 04:15 AM
As I said, the more the merrier!
Another actor to the cast is another vessel of possibilities and talents.
That is what is at the heart of performances my dear, people.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:22 AM
My soul shall be unswayed
But I shall let you try
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 04:23 AM
I believe I've pried you all I can! Perhaps when the performance begins you may have a change of heart.
The invitation remains open!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:24 AM
Abe, you were in this audition group as well, correct? Could you speak of the roles of the people in it? (when you're around at least @​Abraham Lincoln )
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 04:27 AM
...It seems I won't be able to record your performance. Maybe Sado can again, if they weren't too busy as well. (edited)
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:28 AM
Ah, unfortunate.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 04:28 AM
I believe Sado said they will be busy, but perhaps something may be negotiated?
If we can't get Sado on board, I think we'd be in some trouble!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:29 AM
She said something much the same, yes.
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 04:30 AM
Hm...
...Give me a moment. Maybe I can work out a way for me to still be able to record.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 04:32 AM
Ah, I'm grateful for your commitment!
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Ninetails BOT 22-Mar-22 06:51 AM
Did you have anything in mind?
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 06:52 AM
As a matter of fact, yes!
You see, that fire has been quite the trouble for our dear showrunners, I'd like to apologize by theming this performance around rain. If things go as they did last time, the fire shall be extinguished instead of ignited!
So as the set designer, if you could do anything to reinforce that theme or water, pouring, or rain; that would be fantastic!
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Ninetails BOT 22-Mar-22 06:55 AM
Hm.It would be my pleasure.
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Hm. It would be my pleasure.
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Valvatti BOT 22-Mar-22 09:23 AM
Why hello there, dear cast! Might you require music for this performance?
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 12:01 PM
GUTEN TAG!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 22-Mar-22 12:04 PM
(stirner jumpscare)
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 12:06 PM
I seem to have been tricked!
Or something of the like.
I see no Flutterina here!
How unfortunate.
Now, hm... Oh, hello there, Bravocat!
This is quite the large crowd, hmpf.
I suppose there will be another performance.
I will observe, yes, I will watch closely even! The last one was quite entertaining, I must admit.
Mayhaps this one will be just as pleasing for my ego?
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 02:02 PM
So sorry I can't help you record at the moment.
I have obligations I can't leave behind... But I'll be free next phase.
(:
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 02:19 PM
I do not believe I will participate myself! But we shall see.
Clearly, if what you wish to achieve comes to fruition, it will get broadcasted for all, yes?
If that is the case, I would like to make a sort of announcement.
Getting around this place is very much frustrating, you see, and I wish to get someone to hear me so that we may meet together!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Mar-22 02:40 PM
(edited)
🔺 Sado instantly moved to ???
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 02:41 PM
...Goodbye, then!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 02:54 PM
Out of curiosity, has anyone seen a great, floating, sentient mask?
One that holds a key.
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 02:55 PM
They were in the audience last phase.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 02:57 PM
Right, right, I am forgetful.
I do wonder where they went.
I should have paid closer attention, hmpf.
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Alpha BOT 22-Mar-22 03:41 PM
a what?
Sounds like something bydoey...
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 03:42 PM
It is white and red, and speaks in a theatrical way, apparently.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:07 PM
I don't think I've ever shared an area with such a thing.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:07 PM
Unfortunate!
I am looking for it.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:10 PM
How have things been for you otherwise, Mister Stirner? It has been a while since we met.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:12 PM
Things have been well, I must say!
I managed to get my philosophy through the little frog's head!
Its strings are now purely decorative.
Otherwise, I have not done that much, mostly sitting by the sidelines and watching.
Oh, I suppose I also discussed philosophy with Lady Bernkastel and Zepia.
It was quite a productive discussion, I believe. (edited)
How about you, Klahadore?
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:15 PM
I've mostly been offering assistance to others as a prop designer, particularly Bravocat.
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Valvatti BOT 22-Mar-22 04:15 PM
You know, this might be the very first time I'm on this side of the argument, but you really do talk too much, don't you, Stirner?
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:15 PM
I talk as much as I please!
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Valvatti BOT 22-Mar-22 04:16 PM
I suppose Geralt must really have gotten to me in my later years.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:16 PM
Some have asked me to, "shut up" earlier as well, but I simply ignore such remarks.
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Valvatti BOT 22-Mar-22 04:16 PM
It's a swift way to get a boot in your arse, that's for sure.
Trust me - I'd know!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:17 PM
I shall simply boot back!
I see no issue with violence myself. (edited)
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Valvatti BOT 22-Mar-22 04:17 PM
As long as you're ready for the consequences.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:19 PM
Interesting!
I see that he has gotten a sort of "clique" of his own?
Followers of sorts, eh?
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:22 PM
I don't know if I'd go that far. Both times he's tried at the performance, it's a lot of making use of who is at hand.
This currently being the second time, if that was unclear.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:22 PM
Of course, of course.
Oh, right, I have also done some thinking on the nature of this here theatre!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:23 PM
And what have you concluded?
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:24 PM
Well, I do remember that you did not quite approve of my thinking, but mayhaps my theories here would convince you on the verity of at least some of it.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:25 PM
I am 'all ears', as they say.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:26 PM
You see, for me, it is clear that this theatre either brings many spirits, or, to be clear, ideas into the physical world, by giving them a physical form of some kind, or it is in and of itself in-between the physical and spiritual world!
The most obvious example would be... what happened when Bravocat and the rest of you lot brought about the first performance.
But I have come across "egos", individuals who seem to be a result of this same phenomenon, you see!
Such as a "Problem Sleuth" character, who appeared to have a... disembodied voice following him, whomst he referred to as his "brainghost".
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:29 PM
How odd.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:29 PM
I do believe this lends some credulity to my theories, although I... never would have expected this sort of evidence to come forth.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:31 PM
I don't have much ground to dispute your claims, and certainly, there are peculiarities afoot, like those unreadable pamphlets, whose words seemed to shift about...
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:32 PM
Oh, yes! I have not gotten around to reading one of those... in more detail.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:32 PM
Nor have I. I handed mine off at one point to demonstrate how giving can be done in complete secrecy.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:33 PM
I see.
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:33 PM
Sorry to interrupt, but hey @​Bravocat do we plan on doing this performance this phase or next?
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:33 PM
Well, I do feel good that this theatre has at least proven me correct on these spooks!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:35 PM
(he's sleebing but this phase I'm like 95% sure)
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:35 PM
As I understand it, Bravocat would very much like to attempt at a performance this phase. You may elect to have a backup plan in case it falls through, Mister Finch.
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:35 PM
Thanks guys!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:36 PM
I would like to talk to Bravocat whenever he awakens from his comatose state.
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:36 PM
Also, Hi creepy guy! I've never met you before!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:36 PM
Whomst is the "creepy guy"?
I have in fact not spoken to you.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:37 PM
I was under the impression Mister Finch was referring to Omen...? Though, now that I'm thinking about it, Omen did not say anything just now.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:37 PM
Probably me...
That's quite rude you know
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:37 PM
Hm.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:37 PM
What is quite rude?
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:38 PM
Being labeled 'creepy guy'
It's not as if I care though
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:39 PM
Have you attempted to talk to the tree?
I did point it to you, for your need of a "therapist" as you put it.
It is a very good listener!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:41 PM
I asked and it seemed very unenthused
Liar
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:41 PM
Nonsense!
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:41 PM
Oh I was talking the guy with the glasses! I didn't mean to cause offense though, I'm so sorry!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:41 PM
It listened to me very well.
Oh, no offense has been caused, worry not.
Now, who might you be?
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:42 PM
I'm Jay Finch, baby! I'm a wizard who comes from a wizard school, and I did a super cool dance on stage here!
What's your name?
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:42 PM
Oh, right, the dancing one.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 04:43 PM
The amount you talk indicates you think people are much better listeners than they really are
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:43 PM
My name is Max Stirner, but you may call me Max, Stirner or both!
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:43 PM
I get nervous around people and kind of blab. I'm used to people not listening to me though!
Cool! Hi max!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:43 PM
Oh, you claim to be a wizard?
Surely you must have talked to Lady Bernkastel then?
She is supposedly a great Witch!
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:44 PM
Yeah! I'm not the best but I know of a few tricks
Ive never heard of her!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:44 PM
She is definitely an interesting conversation partner, and I have discussed much philosophy with her.
As for you... You claim to be from a school, correct?
You must be quite young, then?
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:47 PM
I'm 17! I think
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:47 PM
What are you looking to do in this here theatre, then, Jay Finch?
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:48 PM
If I cross paths with her I guess I'll have to say hi then
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 04:48 PM
...I'm right here, you know.
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:48 PM
Make some friends, perform in some plays, and decompress!
Oh! Hi!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:48 PM
Ah, that makes enough sense, I suppose.
I presume that you have been following Bravocat then, as he is a director?
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Alpha BOT 22-Mar-22 04:49 PM
That's old enough to enlist as a pilot!
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 04:49 PM
(classic military)
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:49 PM
Would you prefer if I refer to you as Lady Bernkastel, by the way?
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:49 PM
Yup, I met Bravocat in Phase 1
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:50 PM
I see, I see.
Out of curiosity, what compels you to follow him, then?
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:50 PM
I believe you mean during auditions.
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:52 PM
I'm just kind of a follower I guess! Back at the wizard school, I'm a Puff, and most of the action and cool stuff happens to the Braves and the Snakes. We Puffs just sit in the background and hangout
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:52 PM
Oh, that makes enough sense.
You must be the ones who simply follow orders without thinking, too.
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 04:54 PM
I don't mind either way, Klahadore. As long as you don't shorten it.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:56 PM
I am used to referring to people formally. I believe I will append Lady.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:56 PM
Hmpf. I do think this "director" role might have instilled some with an idea of a leader of sorts.
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 04:56 PM
Exactly!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:56 PM
I- You simply admit it?
I am not used to that.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:57 PM
Most certainly. Directors are responsible for the collaboration abilities. Though I do try to organize such things using logistics, they all inherently rely on the presence of a director.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 04:58 PM
Fair enough, I suppose.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 04:59 PM
Our roles have enforced a sort of artificial power structure upon us, I suppose you could say? Though that certainly doesn't make the other roles immediately subservient to a director, to be sure.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:00 PM
Of course!
There is quite a difference between what the director does, and the implicit idea of a "director", as someone who quite literally "direct" and orders people around in people's heads.
It is that idea that leads to these hierarchies, see, not necessarily what the director can or cannot do.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:02 PM
I tend to think of them in the latter sense, personally, but I understand where you are coming from in the other regard.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:03 PM
Why is that, out of curiosity?
Would it be your tendency to serve, as due by your status of literal servant?
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:03 PM
"What use can I be of to you?" requires an implicit understanding of how our roles interact. (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:05 PM
Ah, but see! Your use of the word, well "use" relegates your role to that not of an individual, but an object for the director, a little puppet!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:06 PM
I am not tied down to serve anyone and everyone who wishes for me to do so, for the record... I still remain loyal to my family. There are no strings on me, Mister Stirner.
Yet, I've an understanding of where you're coming from, based on our prior interactions. Indeed, I expressed a wish that my hands could do my family's will, that they might puppet me as they please...
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:07 PM
Yes!
I am quite surprised that you do not admit to be wrong in any case. Do you not at least see how a director could... attempt to take control of others?
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:10 PM
I could see how something of the sort may occur. If you desperately need to perform, that allows a director a certain degree of leverage over you.
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 05:12 PM
...Or if they hide the details of their performance to get all the needed roles and use it to take control of people.
I'm sure there's plenty of possible performances that could bring that about.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Out of curiosity, did you know that Bravocat would lead the theatre to burst into flames?
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Are you perhaps alluding to the fire of the first performance, Lady Bernkastel? I've every reason to believe that was nothing but an accident.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Hah! We are on a similar state of mind!
I would like your reasoning as to why it might have been an accident. (edited)
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 05:15 PM
Yes, it was an accident in that case. But if getting all the roles to cooperate always brings about something miraculous related to the performance like that...
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:17 PM
I don't have to provide reasoning. You've provided it yourself. How was Bravocat to know his words would result in an actual outburst of flame?
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 05:17 PM
There's a lot of malicious things someone could do with that power, if they knew how it worked...
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:17 PM
Tell me where in the announcements it said something like that was possible.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:18 PM
Have I not stated that I believe it to be a physical manifestation of ideas?
Specifically, at least for my theory, Brravocat's ideas.
Mayhaps he did not fully intend for a full-blown fire, but...
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 05:18 PM
What happens when all the roles coordinate is redacted for a reason, Klahadore.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:19 PM
There must have been a part of him that thought of a similar thing.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:19 PM
That wasn't even the [redacted] result... We failed to get a set designer on board. It was incomplete...
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:20 PM
Now, I will not say that helping him is wrong, or bad, but you must acknowledge that there could be a risk, yes?
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 05:20 PM
...Nikola spoke to me about it briefly in the lobby, and she indicated that what we just saw, referring to Bravocats first performance, was one of the ways to bring about a miracle on this gameboard.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:20 PM
Ah, so much discussion in my absence!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:20 PM
Oh, hello there, Bravocat!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:20 PM
I'm sure that was of quite some interest to the Witch of Miracles, Lady Bernkastel.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:21 PM
As Klahadore has so aptly said, the fires were of no intended effect.
I very much do intend an effect with this performance, but it will be to extinguish these fires!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:21 PM
So you do acknowledge my theory to be true in a way!
...I suppose you have not been paying attention to it, actually.
But, er, before anything, how have you been, Bravocat?
It has been a bit since I last saw you.
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 05:22 PM
...Of course it was of interest to me. It's not often that I see something completely unrelated to me that brings about miracles as well. (edited)
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:23 PM
I suppose now that he is here, I should leave the speaking to Bravocat, unless you specifically wish for my opinion.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:23 PM
I am exceptionally pleased with how the first performance went, though I do have my reservations about being the center of attention like this, so to speak. As a director, I just as much want to enhance this show for others as perform myself!
However, if the actors would prefer things play out this way, I cannot object!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:24 PM
Oh, right, you plan on having a second performance.
I have a question related to it!
I have no plans to participate in it, see but I would like to announce something through the broadcast.
I wish to meet up with a certain floating mask!
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:25 PM
Abe is already giving a foreward for the performance, if he wouldn't mind you "butting in", I'm sure that would be fine!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:26 PM
I see, that is superb.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:26 PM
(no it's 404)
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:26 PM
(AAAAAFRGH)
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:27 PM
Though, do you truly wish to abstain from the performance? I had taken you for someone who would greatly enjoy the satisfaction of the show.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:27 PM
Hm...
I have not described my role in great detail, have I?
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:28 PM
'Max Stirner'. Your role, much as it is your name.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Indeed!
And as Max Stirner, I recognize that theatre itself is nothing but a spook!
Every person contains the ability of a great production of their own.
Therefore, every act that someone might do to me, or that I might do to others, occurs as if it is taken on-stage.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:30 PM
What might that mean?
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:30 PM
...I do not know. I have not questioned the fine print.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:31 PM
Interesting. I thought it your role to question things.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:31 PM
In a way, that makes you the most high caliber actor in the theatre!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:31 PM
Well, to be quite frank, I have not found it necessary to question this yet.
But if I am to take part here, hm...
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:31 PM
And now that you are on stage, your ability becomes rather moot, I suppose.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:32 PM
Bah! I will once more go past such restricted terms as "roles"!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:32 PM
All the world's your stage, as it were.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:32 PM
Indeed!
Now, er, I suppose I must think of an act.
I do have quite a lot of experience acting, you see!
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Wonderful! I cannot wait to see your contribution to this performance!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:33 PM
...oh, this is entirely unrelated, but would anyone like some sauerkraut?
I took it from the kitchen, but I am not particularly hungry myself.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 05:34 PM
I suppose I would not mind.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:34 PM
...I think it may have some healing capabilities?
It is not quite clear.
Or it is simply food.
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 05:35 PM
...By the way, what type of performance is this to be, exactly?
A musical, like the last?
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:36 PM
I've wished to keep our options open, but it seems the actors desire another musical. I've no choice but to oblige!
Though, I believe there a couple more actors who have yet to have their role in this performance solidified.
Valvatti, it seems that you'll be the centerpiece of this show on the musical front. We haven't a sound designer to work the music this performance, so it shall be your time to shine!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:39 PM
You are claiming that every person is going to be the centerpiece, heh.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:40 PM
Oh believe me, more than one actor will have their chance to be the focus of the scene!
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Valvatti BOT 22-Mar-22 05:40 PM
I'll just perform after you people. It's too late for me to plan out a soundtrack for this phase.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:40 PM
If you say so, I suppose.
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Valvatti BOT 22-Mar-22 05:41 PM
Hire me in advance next time!
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:41 PM
Ah, fair enough.
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Valvatti BOT 22-Mar-22 05:41 PM
I'll provide a postlude after your show, alright?
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:42 PM
Oh, if that's what you would prefer, certainly!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:42 PM
Now, Bravocat, I have stated before, but it does appear that you have gained quite the following, hm?
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Valvatti BOT 22-Mar-22 05:42 PM
I already wrote a short limerick to bring some vandals to their senses.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:43 PM
I suppose you could say so!
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 05:44 PM
...I don't mind if a musical ends up not being possible, but I would like to participate in the performance in some way, since I can both record it and perform at the same time.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:44 PM
Though I wouldn't like to think of the actors as followers, more as colleagues!
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Valvatti BOT 22-Mar-22 05:44 PM
Should a large musical not be prepared for the finale?
This is hardly the time to perform the most elaborate shows.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:45 PM
From the type who appear to be following you, I would disagree.
Most of those I have talked to appear to be those who are used to serving!
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:46 PM
It is in the nature of some to prefer the guidance of others, who am I to try to dispel their preference?
As long as a guiding figure is responsible with their actions, there is no cost to it!
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Valvatti BOT 22-Mar-22 05:46 PM
Bother. I'm not in the mood for politics. Call me if you need a ballad.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:47 PM
...They cannot be sure that you will be responsible.
Neither can I, frankly.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:47 PM
That remains to be seen, I suppose. But I do dearly value the trust that has been put in me!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:48 PM
"Most"? Are there others you've spoken to besides Mister Finch and I?
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:48 PM
I did not wish to assume I had spoken to everybody involved!
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:48 PM
I assure you, I have told no lies about my intentions with this performance.
If I had, the themes I've requested the others to reinforce would clash quite heavily, wouldn't they?
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:49 PM
Which themes?
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:49 PM
Rain, pouring if you will.
I wish to extinguish the fires ignited by the last performance, as an apology to our dear showrunners.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:50 PM
Hm.
You must admit that there are a large number of reasons for why I shouldn't trust you.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:52 PM
I can understand the hesitation to go along with someone who previously set the whole theatre on fire, but as I've said, I only had the performance in mind!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:52 PM
Hmpf.
Something is going to prove one of you wrong, I am sure.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:53 PM
We will see, my philosophical friend!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:54 PM
Oh, unrelated, but out of curiosity, have you seen my frog fellow?
Or passed by it.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 05:55 PM
I cannot say I have, sorry to say.
But how good to hear it's broken free of its strings!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Yes indeed.
Well, it does still have strings.
But they are now purely decorative!
All I had to do was take it away for a long, private discussion.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:58 PM
How did Lady Bernkastel come to be in possession of the strings, by the by? (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:58 PM
She took them.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 05:58 PM
I... suppose I cannot argue with that explanation. (edited)
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 05:59 PM
That "Funnyman" person took them earlier. So I took them from him.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 05:59 PM
Yes, ah, what a dreadful fellow, in my opinion.
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 06:01 PM
I cannot say I've met a 'funny man' my entire time here, to my recollection. But I do believe Trainee Chef mentioned such a figure as a director when we first got here.
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Indeed, they are a director.
Looking to perform a recreation of... "Sword Art Online Abridged"
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 06:03 PM
I have no idea how to respond to such a notion.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 06:04 PM
He is full of nonsense, I say!
I could hardly hold a conversation with him that did not confuse me.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 06:07 PM
Oh, I believe I should say, I will be going to the lobby after this. After this show I'd like to take some time to relax and take in the rest of the theatre!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 06:08 PM
I suppose I understand that.
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 06:09 PM
...I wonder if any other directors will step up during your short break. You're the only one whos held any performances, so far.
By the way, Stirner, were you going to keep that axe you got?
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 06:09 PM
Oh, no, I was not; you may have it if it interests you.
Although I see the uses of violence, I would much rather use my mind!
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 06:10 PM
I would like to have it, yes.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 06:10 PM
I shall hand it over.
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Bernkastel BOT 22-Mar-22 06:10 PM
...It's not exactly a scythe like I'd prefer, but I can't look through that shop then record and participate at the same time, so it'll do for now. (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 06:10 PM
It does look quite brittle, however.
Hm...
I may stay here, I think.
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 06:17 PM
Oh, right, one more thing.
@​Alpha Your aid to the last performance was tremendous! Would you take up a similar role now in exchange for this crystal?
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Alpha BOT 22-Mar-22 06:20 PM
What could my role be now? a heroic "i want" song?
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Bravocat BOT 22-Mar-22 06:22 PM
Another corroborating act? Why that would be splendid!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 22-Mar-22 06:45 PM
Alright, I have my introduction mostly thought up, the plan is you folks are going to put out the fire dramatically or something along those lines, yes?
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Ninetails BOT 22-Mar-22 06:46 PM
I'll have that part covered.
WORRY NOT!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Mar-22 07:00 PM
(edited)
🔺 Klahadore instantly moved to ???
(edited)
‼️🔻 Klahadore appeared from ???!
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 07:00 PM
...huh?
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 07:00 PM
Enough. Let the performance begin already.
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Max Stirner BOT 22-Mar-22 07:01 PM
I would question this, but I don't find myself to be interested enough!
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Klahadore BOT 22-Mar-22 07:01 PM
As expected.
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Kurukuru BOT 22-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 22-Mar-22 07:08 PM
Bravocat chucks the yellow crystal to Alpha, who catches it... Somehow.
Omen wheels their couch in front of the cage and lies on it, getting ready to watch the show!
Max hands his axe to Bernkastel.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Mar-22 09:15 PM
(edited)
🔸 Omen stayed here. ➡️ Ninetails moved to dressing ➡️ Abraham Lincoln moved to audience 🔸 Tree stayed here. ➡️ Bernkastel moved to lobby ➡️ Valvatti moved to dressing ❓ Max Stirner moved to ??? 🔸 Kurukuru stayed here. 🔸 Jay Finch stayed here. ➡️ Bydo System Alpha moved to rafters ❓ Bravocat moved to ??? ❓ Kuro moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 6----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The majority of the stage is given up to a large pirate ship, with a tree as the main mast! From its branches flies a pride flag, and you can hear sea shanties being played! The ship sails in a roaring storm, thunder cracking in the sky. On the lower sections of the stage, you can see beneath the sea, deep down to a castle full of mermaids! But none of the sea is water. It's been replaced with an ocean of blood, and so has the torrential rain. By the side of the stage, a stand sits! It's Patches' Satch and Fatch - formerly Chuck's! It seems Patches has set up shop here. From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Omen
🔹couch 👁️VISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
Author icon The Spy
👁️ VIEWING ONLY 👁️
Author icon Abraham Lincoln
👁️ VIEWING ONLY 👁️
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Sado
(she/her) Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks. 🔹hex 👁️VISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power.
Zoe
she/her 🔹ȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝ 👁️VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better. 🔹zoe-dress 👁️VISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma!
Robbie Rotten
🔹triple-trouble 👁️VISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly. 🔹bruise 👁️VISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot.
Nikola Orsinov
A plastic mannequin dressed as a circus ringmaster. She/her 🔹damaged 👁️VISIBLE The mannequin is beaten and battered, wearing through in places to show wooden limbs underneath - almost like the skeleton of the mannequin.
Kurukuru
🔹lacerated 👁️VISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
@Omen @Tree @Sado @Zoe @Robbie Rotten @Nikola Orsinov @Kurukuru @Jay Finch
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 22-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Well, that hurt!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:17 PM
a oh my god this is horrible who's blood is this?
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:17 PM
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THE SHOW COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Mar-22 09:17 PM
‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from ???! (edited)
Kuro
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit. 🔹black-duffel 👁️VISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside? moved from: directors-box
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Hahahaha....
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Hello, all.
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Kurukuru BOT 22-Mar-22 09:18 PM
m-mine, I think. G-god...
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:18 PM
How did you like it? My performance?
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:18 PM
HOW DO U HAVE THIS MUCH BLOOD
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:18 PM
ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇ
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:19 PM
How miraculous that you survived.
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Kurukuru BOT 22-Mar-22 09:19 PM
Haaah. That implies I was living in the first place.
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:19 PM
hehe hi guys!
what the fuck
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Kurukuru BOT 22-Mar-22 09:20 PM
I suppose... It was d-... it was one I'll remember.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:20 PM
I think Im gonna have a panic attack oh god
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Klahadore was a fine act, but it dragged on too long for my taste!
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Kurukuru BOT 22-Mar-22 09:20 PM
I wouldn't have... minded it going on a b-bit longer.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Kuro smirks. I have a feeling that'll be a common sentiment.
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:21 PM
I never would have known! Your deception is artful.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Where did you have the giant fucking knives what the hell
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:21 PM
The duffel bag? And these aren't knives, these are full length blades.
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Jesus fucking Christ what was that!
Are you, like, actually dying dude?!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:23 PM
'forgive me for being behind on definitions' Nobody cares
are you gonna be trying to murder anyone else?!
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Do you really feel sympathy for our captors?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Only if they get in my way. Did you not heed my words?
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Jay Finch BOT 22-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Captors?!?!! Didn't we all come here willingly?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Not I, Finch!
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
What's even going on can someone like explain it a bit
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Have you tried leaving?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Ah, Zoe, you finally get here, and it's - like this!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
The lobby doors are locked, and there is no sky above!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
I do apologise.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
I'm just there because I missed my therapy appointment and I thought they'd be here!
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:24 PM
YO̷U ͘C̢AN҉'̷T̵ ͏L̡EA͏VE.
I went outside, and there is nothing but a labyrinth of halls.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:25 PM
We're trapped, and if I must throw myself against the cage a hundred times...!
Well. That's just how it'll be.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 22-Mar-22 09:25 PM
You see. These people aren't too happy about the sanctuary I provide them!
And so they are using my own stage against me.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Aaaaa
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Sanctuary? SANCTUARY!?
I ought to cut you to ribbons!
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:26 PM
I did never try leaving... Are we stuck here?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 22-Mar-22 09:26 PM
In a sense, although that's not my fault.
Sado's got the right of it!
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Kurukuru BOT 22-Mar-22 09:27 PM
G-good god, have any of you some measly bit of self-awareness? C-come on!
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:28 PM
At least there was one good thing left out in the maze. Heheh.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:28 PM
I wish this theatre would've been brought down in flames! Rid us of whatever this farce is! This 'sanctuary' is nothing but a prison!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:28 PM
You director people, what were you intending to do with us?!
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Kurukuru BOT 22-Mar-22 09:28 PM
You all claim to be here for completely different reasons, y-yet you don't even ponder how you got here in the first place. You're all as much our captors as we are yours.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:29 PM
That doesn't fucking mean anything!
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:29 PM
I suspect I was lured here.
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Kurukuru BOT 22-Mar-22 09:29 PM
What are we intending to do with you? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Don't act like this was my fault, ha-ha...
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Huuh?
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Are you going to explain that?
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Ok like who's keeping the doors to outside closed then or like-
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:30 PM
ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴜs, ᴛʜᴇɴ. ᴡʜʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 22-Mar-22 09:31 PM
To put on a show!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:31 PM
nobody likes people who talk in riddles
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 22-Mar-22 09:31 PM
And you haven't disappointed.
Well, we are. Although that's more a property of the theatre...
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:31 PM
A show for an audience of shades.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:32 PM
How long have you owned this place?
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Is there a way to get out then? Don't tell me it's to kill someone and get away with it!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:32 PM
With the among us musical and everything
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 22-Mar-22 09:32 PM
I couldn't tell you! We built it, yes, but it's been so long...
I'd really advise against even trying.
And of course I won't tell you that!
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Kurukuru BOT 22-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Precisely! Better a performer than one of them, wouldn't you agree?
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Are they dead people???
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:33 PM
...Are you implying....?
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:34 PM
"of course" ?! why not!
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Kurukuru BOT 22-Mar-22 09:34 PM
They're only as dead as we are - which, by the fact that I'm somehow still alive, is not quite.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:34 PM
What a coincidence, that the backdrop be a ship for my reveal! I couldn't've planned it better myself! Well, actually, I could, but alas... It wasn't that those set designers were unwilling to work with me, but rather their blitheful ignorance...!
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Kurukuru BOT 22-Mar-22 09:35 PM
B-but, I can't reveal too much. Nobody likes spoilers, y-yes?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I've nothing but contempt in my heart for the weak-willed. Do whatever it takes to reach the finale you desire!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I don't wanna die! Or die again I mean but like y'know
Y'know I thought that for like a really long time and I just ended up with a bunch of emotional issues
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Well I mean I could probably outlive the theatre but... y'know think of all the mortal people here!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 22-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Of course I will! Why do you think I set up this place?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:39 PM
And to what end? Keeping us contained here!?
I won't stand for it!
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Sado BOT 22-Mar-22 09:41 PM
'Mir, I can barely stand to be in the same room as you two.
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:41 PM
I just noticed it's raining BLOOD on my new DRESS
ugh..
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:41 PM
'Spoilers'... You are toying with our LIVES. You think yourselves so clever, with your schemes, but I am the master of planning!
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Mar-22 09:41 PM
(edited)
🔺 Sado instantly moved to ???
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:41 PM
I know how to get bloodstains out of clothes but we should probably deal with that later
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Why don't you ask Klahadore? I hear a even a simple butler like him knows how to clean clothes!
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:43 PM
I'll... ask later. I need to witness this conversation to atleast be a side character!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 09:44 PM
WHAT is going ON in here?!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Hmph... I've given voice to my frustrations.
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Hii
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Help
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Oh I never introduced myself to everyone, I'm Zoe!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:46 PM
I should hope all know my name by now.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 09:46 PM
GAH! These three doofuses behind me can't do ANYTHING right! I'm almost all out of my banana peels!
And now there's a bunch of people yammering on about COMPLETE NONSENSE?
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Wha!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:47 PM
You think me a lunatic?
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Man it's raining blood...
So uh 'Capgain Kuro' do you plan on trying to kill anymore people?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:54 PM
'Anymore'? I've yet to kill anyone here.
I already answered your question, and yet again you've ignored me.
The showrunners are on the top of my list.
You could think of me as... a 'showstopper', perhaps. Kuro smirks.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:56 PM
That just sounds like you're gonna kill more people man... (edited)
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 09:57 PM
True...
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 09:57 PM
Why would anyone get in my way?
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 09:59 PM
I-I used to be very pro murder but these days not a fan
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:00 PM
Why not?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:01 PM
What's happening? MURDER?
A REAL villain never has to resort to that!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:01 PM
are you talking to me or him?
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:02 PM
oh! you
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Is this guy trying to end this whole show early? Before I've even caught a superhero?!
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:02 PM
I haven't seen any fanfic material yet...
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:04 PM
I'm tearing down those who would keep me contained! If that means shredding this theatre to bits... So be it!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Well I killed a bunch of people and it didn't really do much and it just got me super deprelssed
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:04 PM
You lack mental fortitude.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:04 PM
just cus life doesn't matter doesn't mean you have to make it worse for everyone else
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Who's trying to contain you?! Did they catch you? Are YOU a superhero? (edited)
Or a villain like me?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:05 PM
I'm no hero.
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:05 PM
So deep and true bestie...
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Thanks?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Well have you seen someone who is? I NEED to practice more nefarious plots before I go back to Lazy Town, or that Sportaflippityflop is going to get away with his dastardly do-gooding forever!
Preferably, I want to catch that wacky goofy Funnyman! (edited)
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Wh
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:07 PM
And what's all this business about the 'showrunners'? Is that those two weirdos over there? What's their deal, anyway?!
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Okay you've GOTTA be making these names up!
What why is it called lazy town!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Kuro sighs, and shakes his head. Why should I even bother explaining to simpletons...? He mutters.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Well - GAH, alright, his REAL name is Sportacus. But EUGHH, I can't STAND saying it! Like he's some sort of noble gladiator or something!
It's called Lazy Town because it USED to be the laziest town in the world!!!
AND THAT WAS JUST HOW I LIKED IT!
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Wooow not calling people by the names they want to be reffered by......
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:09 PM
But NOW, that Sportagoon is running around making all the kids get ACTIVE, and I can't get a wink of rest any more!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:09 PM
How tragic.
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Hey I have a gun I could shoot the guy trying to kill people
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:09 PM
That sounds like a plot for an ad about exercising
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Is that being a hero?
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:10 PM
I also have a gun!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:10 PM
So I need to get him to LEAVE Lazy Town, you see? That's why I'm using my villainous skills to practice catching superheroes!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:10 PM
You seem underqualified but... Neat?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:10 PM
And I even hired the three bunglers behind me, not that they've done me any good!
UGH!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:11 PM
You fools aren't listening to a word I say. I'm not your enemy here.
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:11 PM
She proudly shows off the ȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝ (edited)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:11 PM
What is THAT!?
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:12 PM
what the fuck
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Uhm... clearly a gun?
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:12 PM
I know guns that isn't a gun
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:12 PM
I don't know guns, and that isn't a gun!
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Well clearly none of you know how guns are! She says with a grin
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:13 PM
UGH, whatever it is, just keep it AWAY from ME!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Yeah uh- do what you want y'know?
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:16 PM
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Besides, you realize if I leave here, as I can do whenever I want, your action of attacking me will be rendered moot.
Think logically.
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:17 PM
Nobpdy really wants to attack you dude
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:17 PM
Omen might.
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:17 PM
they're too scared of my bowl that I convinced them is a gun.... or is it!
Probably just if you started shooting people y'know
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:19 PM
Shooting is not my method, if you hadn't noticed.
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Well if you shot someone He'd still attack you, preffered method or not
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:21 PM
Hey I might not if he threatens to kill me!
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:21 PM
Also not to be mean, but Nightmare on Elm street is kinda silly, and having weapons inspired by it? You could even say a little cringe.... (edited)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:22 PM
What is "Nightmare on Elm Street"?
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:22 PM
Like a horror movie where the baddy has the same claws like you just smaller???
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:22 PM
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:23 PM
Dude you can't pull a "I don't know the movie" everyone knows it...
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:23 PM
(damn it that's not the full gif lol)
I don't even come from the same world as the rest of you.
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:24 PM
me neither!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:24 PM
to be fair that movie came out like 100 years ago
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Zoe BOT 22-Mar-22 10:24 PM
Damn.... these youngsters...
When you were just a little baby i was devouring worlds She says half jokingly
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:28 PM
Regardless, if this 'movie' has something bearing a passing resemblance to my weapon of choice, that's no concern of mine. My weapon of choice is quite unique where I am from. As for whether or not it is 'cringe'... I don't particularly care whether my implement of destruction meets some factor of coolness from your point of view. I'm not doing this for your approval!
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Omen BOT 22-Mar-22 10:28 PM
Are you okay?
Do you like need something?
Kind of sounds like you do
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Why do I even bother engaging in this inanity?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 10:56 PM
What's gotten this guy in such a, uh, prickly mood?!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Being stuck here with all these ingrates! What I wouldn't give to be home, working on concluding my three year plan to make a fortune and retire in peace!
Instead, I was whisked away at the very apex of my plan!
Three long, aggravating years I'll never get back...
...Hm. How curious, that all of the prop designers should end up here and now.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 11:22 PM
HA! Being stuck isn't a problem! It's the perfect excuse to not go anywhere and be lazy instead!
And how do YOU know I'm a prop designer! That's what I'M "curious" about.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Where did I hear it from again...?
Trainee Chef, that's right.
You might know him as just a frog; I believe it was I who decided to refer to him as that.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 11:26 PM
I... where did that frog even get off to? I barely saw the little fellow!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 11:27 PM
Who knows? Bernkastel and Max Stirner apparently have ran into him.
I happened to start by him over in the audience.
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MysteryBot BOT 22-Mar-22 11:28 PM
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🔺 Nikola Orsinov instantly moved to ???
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 11:30 PM
So um, speaking of... THAT person, NOW can you tell me what these 'showrunners' deal is?
Why do they care so much about putting on this show?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 11:32 PM
The most infuriating thing is not knowing the answer to that question, but I refuse to allow myself to be their pawn.
I've played along with so-called superiors for long enough.
I intend to make them pay for keeping us imprisoned in their little locked box and spouting only vague explanations as to why.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 11:39 PM
Eh, that just sounds like unnecessary work to me.
Why not just - sit back and munch on some junk food until they let us out? (edited)
Heh heh, that's a good time in my book! Not that I HAVE a book!
The only reason I'M not doing that is because I have a SUPERHERO to catch!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 11:42 PM
If I am still, it is because I am lying in wait.
And I would love to recline, but only once my work is done.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 11:45 PM
Well if you HAVE to do work, you know what would be more productive, hmm? Hmm?
That's right! It'd be helping ME!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 11:46 PM
Hmph! And how would I go about doing that? We're both prop designers, so I doubt you need my expertise in that regard.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 11:48 PM
There are just oodles of ways you could help, if you think like a villain! You could make props that beautifully complement mine, to make the most DEVIOUS of traps!
Or at least you could point me to someone who's a Director here! If I work with them I can make a brilliant disguise!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 11:50 PM
The directors are Funnyman, Bravocat, Max Bialystok, and Solus Zos Galvus.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 11:51 PM
BLAAAH! None of them are HERE!
I might as well go back to that dressing room and grab an outfit there!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 22-Mar-22 11:51 PM
Correct. Otherwise, I'd be trying to set up another performance.
I may not be the most dramatic here, but such opportunities are great for conveying information.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 22-Mar-22 11:56 PM
Hmph. The only information I need is where that Funnyman is going next, so I can plot the perfect trap!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 12:00 AM
I'm afraid I've seen neither hide nor hair of this 'funny man' the entire time I've been here. If I didn't know better, I might've assumed you are the funny man.
And as far as "devious" goes, none here could surpass me!
It's a matter of "why should I bother". Do you have something to offer me?
Well, in any case. I'll be back.
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 12:11 AM
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🔺 Kuro instantly moved to ???
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 12:12 AM
WHERE DO PEOPLE KEEP GOING?!?!
Anyway, of course I can offer you something!
Whaddaya want?
A big pile of vintage comic books?
A bag full of coins from around the world (including Iceland)?
A coffee mug with the state of Texas painted on it?!
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 01:10 AM
‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from ???!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 01:11 AM
Other than escaping this theatre, what do I want...? Money, for one thing. Allies, for another.
But I've got a lead on all the money I need.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 01:22 AM
Would you mind telling me about your abilities?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 01:26 AM
HA! OF COURSE!
FIRST of all, I'm a GENIUS.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 01:27 AM
Is that so...?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 01:28 AM
I'm the greatest in the world at inventing fancy-schmancy devices, not to mention a master of creating plots and traps!
But the skill I take the MOST pride in, well...
There's only one thing you need to know!
I'm the...
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 01:30 AM
Ah, and musically talented as well.
I might be able to help with a trap in exchange for a favor. As you might imagine, after my controversial appearance on the last show, public opinion of me may have taken a steep downturn. I fear that one or more people may be after me. Though, I do have someone else I need to talk to, in the 'elsewhere' I travel to and from.
I'll think on it more.
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 01:34 AM
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🔺 Kuro instantly moved to ???
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 01:40 AM
Well just tell me the favour and I'll... think about it! (edited)
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 02:29 AM
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‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from ???!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 02:31 AM
Alright, then. @​Kurukuru. I'm assuming you wouldn't like to be further carved like a festival pumpkin. I want answers.
Kuro puts the fingers of one hand together and points them at Kurukuru, a massive blade of five. I don't care what you say about 'spoilers'.
What is this place? Who are you and Nikola?
We're your captors as much as you are ours? A sanctuary? What are we protecting each other from?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 02:45 AM
Hmph... Not paying attention right now, are you...? Kuro slowly lowers the Claw. Well... That won't save you forever. Only buy you time.
Make no mistake. I will get my questions answered.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 02:49 AM
Have you ever sat in a nice fluffy armchair and watched TV?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 02:49 AM
What is "TV"?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 02:49 AM
Because it feels to me like you could use a break like that!
You - you don't know about TV!?!?!?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 02:49 AM
I- should I?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 02:49 AM
My friend, it's the greatest invention ever made!
Well I should say, the greatest invention that wasn't made by ME! (edited)
It's a big beautiful box that lets you flip between all the channels your heart desires!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 02:50 AM
Sure, I suppose I could use a break to think on things. Tell me of "TV".
Channels?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 02:50 AM
Why, it's like - it's like having a stage like this, right in your living room!
You can watch comedies! Dramas! Even sports, though I hate seeing other people be active almost as much as I hate being active!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 02:51 AM
Where do the actors come from? Some sort of teleportation device...?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 02:52 AM
They record it with cameras! Then, they broadcast it over the squiggly wiggly waves and wires that connect everything!
It's a marvel of technology!
I wish I'D invented it!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Oh, like what the cinematographers do, I see...
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 02:53 AM
They've even invented this thing called reality TV, where they take REAL PEOPLE and put them in all kinds of wacky situations!
Like - like there's this one, where they're all on a desert island, and - oh, but you have to see it for yourself!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 02:53 AM
Squiggly lines that connect everywhere... We have a method of communication that could be simplified to that, yes.
Sounds alarmingly like our situation, if you replace 'desert island' with 'theatre'.
What if this is all just for some group or individual's amusement...? Is such a thing possible?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 02:55 AM
It is not impossible...
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 02:55 AM
With all these cameras around, we could be!
HI MOM! HA HA HA!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 02:56 AM
I certainly hope no one back home is watching. That could make things... complicated.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Eh, you said you don't even HAVE TVs back there, right? You're fine!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 02:57 AM
Fair enough.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 02:58 AM
I wonder... if I could introduce TVs to where YOU come from, maybe they'd all be so impressed that they couldn't stop watching it, and they'd ALL BECOME LAZY!
Then, I could MOVE there, and no one would ever bother me by running out and about!
It's BRILLIANT!
Except one thing.
Where would I get all the TVs!?!?!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Could such an invention prevent pirates from searching for One Piece? A world grown stagnant and uncaring...?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Oh, it would! Unless some darned SUPERHERO like that SPORTACUS came along and ruined everything by making people active again!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 03:00 AM
A lazy population is one easily manipulated. This could be to my benefit...
Especially if I could show certain things on these "TVs".
Oh yes, I think I like the sound of this.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Of course! Who wouldn't!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(world's smallest gif alert)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(LOL)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 03:04 AM
(I hope I'm doing a good job offsetting how incredibly self-serious Kuro is most of the time)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 03:05 AM
(Oh this has been great lmao)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 03:06 AM
(glad to hear)
Well, Robbie, if you were to ever show up in East Blue with a fluffy armchair and a TV... I would be willing to see what it is all about.
(just don't tell him about the One Piece Baseball game)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 03:08 AM
HA HA HA! Just delightful!
(LMAO)
(These guys vs the Mets who would win)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 03:08 AM
(battle of the ages)
Let me see what has happened 'elsewhere'.
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 03:11 AM
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🔺 Kuro instantly moved to ???
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 05:45 AM
Wait how many of us here are prop designers?
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 05:51 AM
I am
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 06:12 AM
I herd that Robbie guy is too...
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 12:55 PM
Other experts in prop design? OH, HOW FINE!
Let's all make the world's most elaborate trap together! (edited)
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 01:15 PM
we should make a mecha!
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 23-Mar-22 01:48 PM
the tree simply is
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 01:56 PM
What?!
Oh wait, I know what that is!
One of those BIG GIANT ROBOT SUITS!
You know, I'M no stranger to piloting those!
I once ordered one from the Shop-Till-You-Drop channel - and used it to BEAT SPORTACUS IN A GAME OF SOCCER!
At least, that was how it was SUPPOSED to happen!
It didn't WORK OUT that way, but that's beside the point!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 02:11 PM
In summary...
YES! We should make one of those!
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 03:34 PM
Will this help somehow?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 03:49 PM
yes!
I'm GLAD you understand
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 05:15 PM
It'll help me catch the Funnyman, of course!
Now! Which parts should we all create? (edited)
I know! I'll make a robot arm that shoots nets!
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 05:26 PM
I'll make the legs! nothing special they're just gonna be cool legs!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Ha ha, yes!
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 06:06 PM
Well, that's certainly a-an honorable goal! Th-the answers part, that i-is. As scary as you are, though, I've got my own, well, set of rules!
If you really want answers, then I suppose you'd better put on a good show, h-hehe~
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:08 PM
Hey! Fellow prop designers, where are you all headed? Just in case we can't get our robot fully assembled this phase!
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 06:09 PM
Though, I suppose I'm just monologuing to myself at this point, huh?
Ah well~
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:09 PM
HEY!
STOP IT WITH THE TILDES!
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 06:10 PM
e-eeh?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:10 PM
GAH, those get on my nerves.
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 06:10 PM
S-sorry.
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 06:12 PM
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‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from ???!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 06:14 PM
Hmph. And here I thought my performance was unforgettable.
In any case, it seems I will be preoccupied this round with a prop of my own.
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 06:15 PM
I wouldn't be this DANG hurt if it wasn't, haha...
A-anyway, though I'd rather n-not get sliced up, I s-suppose I should wish you good luck..?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 06:19 PM
I suppose you should, yes. Kuro smirks.
By the way, I realize I haven't much time left, but might I ask who you were all with before coming here to the stage, if you were elsewhere?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 06:29 PM
I think I'm staying here!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 06:30 PM
I'll be heading back to 'elsewhere' in about, let's say, 15 minutes (or whatever the in-universe equivalent would be), or sooner if there's nothing left to say.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:31 PM
I was lurking around in the rafters, with no one but a weird superhero fan named Con Smith - oh, and that tree over there.
How DID that tree get down here from there?!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 06:32 PM
The bulk of the tree stays here, it just is able to move its roots about.
It seems to be able to occupy two locations at once, in that regard.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Can it, erhm... think?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Yes, allegedly.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Alleged by who?!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Ninetails and Max Stirner, if you've met either.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Oh, I met that Max guy!
Hmm. If that tree is alive, maybe I can use it some way in a villainous plot...
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 06:34 PM
It's a set designer, for the record.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:35 PM
I see...
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 06:36 PM
I remember only passing by them
and writing about them a bit (edited)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 06:39 PM
So, I'm not unopposed to working with you in the future, Robbie, but another priority has popped up.
In any case. I'll be off.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:42 PM
Wuh? What is it?!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 06:42 PM
I've a fortune to collect.
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 06:43 PM
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:43 PM
MONEY?!
If only I knew where he was going! (edited)
Anyway...
@​Zoe was it you who stuck that note on the tree?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 06:43 PM
Huh? no
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Hrmph... alright. Well, anyway! If the tree's fine with having stuff stuck on it, then MAYBE it'll let me use its branches to set a devilish trap for Sporta- I mean, Funnyman!
But for now, I'll focus on building that robot with you!
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 06:45 PM
True true.... Anyways, why do you wanna trap funnyman?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:45 PM
TWO REASONS!
ONE, because he's a Superhero, and I need to practice catching them!
TWO, because he has that loud and ANNOYING narration playing around him all the time! It's so hard to get any peace and quiet thanks to him!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 06:55 PM
If I catch him, then maybe I can figure out how to get that voice to shut up!
Then I'll probably let him go... and head back to Lazy Town to stop Sportacus!
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 06:58 PM
those are both completely fair reasons
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 23-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 23-Mar-22 07:53 PM
Jay Finch is just chilling.
And so is Omen, who's sat on the sofa, knitting a scarf!
Jay goes to sit with him, and the two chill together.
Meanwhile, Robbie and Zoe are working on...
A giant mech!
Robbie's working... Surprisingly hard for once?
This isn't like someone as lazy as him!
Seeing their boss put in so much effort inspires Bobby, Tobby and Flobby!
Between the four of them, they make two arms for the mech!
But as hard as they work, it seems Zoe's working even harder!
She makes not only two legs, but an entire body as well!
There's no head, but with the scarf wrapped around the neck, it makes for a pretty cosy cockpit!
The tree congratulates their work by doing Tree Stuff(TM).
Zoe and Robbie are faced with a slight problem, though.
How are they going to carry something as big as this?
The two of them decide to just sit in the cockpit for now.
But wait-
A contender to rival the mech!
The Mystery Machine, piloted by the Trainee Chef and Nikola Orsinov, barrels onto stage!
AHAHA 1
swet 1
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 08:41 PM
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🔸 Omen stayed here. 🔸 Tree stayed here. 🔸 Zoe stayed here. 🔸 Robbie Rotten stayed here. 🔸 Kurukuru stayed here. 🔸 Jay Finch stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 08:41 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 7----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The majority of the stage is given up to a large pirate ship, with a tree as the main mast! From its branches flies a pride flag, and you can hear sea shanties being played! The ship sails in a roaring storm, thunder cracking in the sky. On the lower sections of the stage, you can see beneath the sea, deep down to a castle full of mermaids! On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked. But none of the sea is water. It's been replaced with an ocean of blood, and so has the torrential rain. By the side of the stage, a stand sits! It's Patches' Satch and Fatch - formerly Chuck's! It seems Patches has set up shop here. From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Omen
🔹couch 👁️VISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear. 🔹knife-wound 👁️VISIBLE Bravocat has patched up the wound in his stomach, and whilst it still seems to be bleeding a little, the flow is stopped. 🔹cat-mask 👁️VISIBLE A giant cat mask, stitched together with green fabric! The mouth is splattered with blood.
No-Face
A tall slender black ghostly figure with a white mask. Has the voice of a cold aloof Japanese woman.
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Trainee Chef
forg 🔹ink 👁️VISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO! 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
Bernkastel
🔹knife 👁️VISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this. 🔹strings 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef. 🔹red-crystal 👁️VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright red! 🔹crescent-axe 👁️VISIBLE It's a seriously large axe! This thing looks really powerful, but definitely quite unweildy. The blade is somewhat rusted, so it doesn't look the most durable.
???
who even is this? 🔹recruits 👁️VISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat. 🔹half-mask 👁️VISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask.
Zoe
she/her 🔹ȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝ 👁️VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better. 🔹zoe-dress 👁️VISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma! 🔹mech 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
Robbie Rotten
🔹triple-trouble 👁️VISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly. 🔹bruise 👁️VISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot. 🔹mech 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit.
Max Stirner
A normal guy, with a great wide smile. He has a dress on. 🔹sauerkraut 👁️VISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal. 🔹hot-sauce-smear 👁️VISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things.
Author icon Garcian Smith
👁️ VIEWING ONLY 👁️
Kurukuru
🔹lacerated 👁️VISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Pasqualo Trianglini
A blond-haired lanky-looking boy. A watermark is always plastered across him. Any pronouns, and talks "Informally - with REFERENCES!" Pasqualo is accompanied by a disembodied voice called Cathode. He uses he/him pronouns, and [speaks in lowercase in brackets] 🔹cathodetheme 👁️VISIBLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxjnsrqh0 🔹jelly-baby-shotgun 👁️VISIBLE A shotgun that fires one MASSIVE jelly baby! This will do insane damage to anyone stood in front of you, but only has one shot. 🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans! 🔹peppermint-uzi 👁️VISIBLE It's an uzi that fires bullets made of peppermint! It won't do much damage to anyone who isn't already wounded, but you can spray it at multiple targets at once!
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part." 🔹candy-corn 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them. 🔹candy-corn-revolver 👁️VISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots! 🔹gambit-schema 👁️VISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face!
@Omen @Bravocat @No-Face @Abraham Lincoln @Tree @Trainee Chef @Bernkastel @??? @Zoe @Robbie Rotten @Max Stirner @Kurukuru @Jay Finch @Pasqualo Trianglini @Problem Sleuth
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 23-Mar-22 08:43 PM
That was quite the entrance, frog thing!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:44 PM
Hello again, little frog!
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 08:44 PM
Now this is... quite the gathering!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 08:44 PM
Hello..!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:44 PM
Hello again, Stirner.
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 08:44 PM
Woooah! Heckuva entrance, if I do say so myself! HAHAHA!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:44 PM
Did something happen?
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 08:44 PM
Yes, it sounds like we missed a performance!
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
WeeeeEEEEeeeellll, Nikola just CRASHED ONSTAGE in a CRAAZY CAR!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
BLEH!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
I uh... saw a car...
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
(the among us mask is gone)
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
HAHAH! It was GREAT!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
[wait]
[hold on]
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
And decided to use it!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
[is that bernkastel]
[...]
[right]
[boys, get out the guns]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
It does look like it is Bernkastel!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:45 PM
...What?
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
EHHYYY, creeeeedit to you too, FROGGY!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
[you're dying here]
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
'Twas yooour idea, right?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
Why do you want to kill me?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
[you're an asshole!]
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
I don't suppose I may still...
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
Driving the car? Yeah t-that was me..
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
And how so?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
Well, I wasn't expecting things to get heated up this quickly.
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
(edited)
🔺 Bravocat instantly moved to ???
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
[you literally stabbed someone i dont need to give you an excuse]
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
That stabbing was all a part of the performance!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
[im killing you now]
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
It's all cleared up, as well.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:46 PM
[yeah no i dont believe you]
[nah nah nah]
[im not hearing it]
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
Bravocat can confirm it.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
HA HA HA! THIS IS THE GREATEST INVENTION EVER!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
I was just barely with them, and they're perfectly fine.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
[you cant change my mind im fucking shooting you right here on the spot]
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
...oh my
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Bravocat appeared from ???!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
🤨
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
So I can!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
Hello, Bravocat!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
[i have no clue whats going on and to be quite honest]
[i dont care]
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
Why hello again my friend.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
[i just want to be the center of this story]
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 08:47 PM
What h-happened to Problem Sleuth...?
Oh..
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 08:48 PM
HEY! YOU PEOPLE! LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS ROBOT!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:48 PM
[oh hes still here]
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:48 PM
Shooting me will hardly even do anything.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:48 PM
Oh, it's a complicated story, I do believe.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:48 PM
[oh, i didnt think it would]
[but it gives me the internal satisfaction of at least knowing i did something]
[besides... hey]
[frog]
[you have something of mine]
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 08:48 PM
Me?
I d-do..??
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:48 PM
[the ink.]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 08:48 PM
Hey, uh @​Zoe we should think of a name for this thing, huh?
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
T-T-That's yours?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Oh, right, the ink bottle!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
[yes.]
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
This is... a lot.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
You did tell me about it.
Frog, you can give him the ink bottle, I found a sharpie to write with anyhow.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Shooting someone for no reason is still awfully rude, even if it wouldn't affect me...
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
WOAH! Thaaaat's... THATS CRAZY! WOAHHH!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Bravocat's all patched up, now... And we talked it out last phase.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
@​Nikola Orsinov could you be troubled to follow me? We have some things to discuss.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
He's fine.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Wait, wait, wait. Brainghost get out of my HEAD.
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
D-a-a-a-a-aaaaaaaaaaang!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Go over to HIS.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Okay...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:49 PM
[fine]
[im here now]
Woohoo!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
This is all a bit complicated, I will say.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
I'm...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
[give sleuth the ink, yeah]
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
This seems like a collision of more than a few lines!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
What are you people all DOING here?!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
[im not budging on this, you're a bad guy, i need to stop you, im the hero]
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
I'd like to keep things simple, so I hope you won't mind me heading elsewhere.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
I just wanted to meet up with my frog!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
HERO?!
HA HA HA
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
Stirner, is it possible to make it so I can instantly move to that lecture room of yours?
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
BAD GUY????
WHO
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
Of course!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
[BERNKASTEL]
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
Right.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:50 PM
This place is just going to give me a headache.
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
(edited)
🔺 Bravocat instantly moved to ???
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
What about the rice c-cakes...?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
A HERO, EH? Maybe even a SUPERHERO?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
A minute, please!
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
(edited)
🔺 Nikola Orsinov instantly moved to ???
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
...!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
I'm not a bad guy.
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Was that the employer?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
[over here, you certainly look like one]
[solving this with violence isnt the answer, witch of miracles]
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
I don't care about sides here, I'm just trying to escape boredom.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
[oh great]
[me too]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Hm? Employer?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 08:51 PM
True!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
...Weren't you the one just saying you're going to shoot me?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
[so im sure you wouldnt mind if i did shoot you, then]
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
YOU SHOULD NAME IT
THE
UH
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
[oh yeah im just saying]
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
[from my position]
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Oh hello everyone
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
[you're the problem]
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
check out this MECH
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
[if i kill the problem, it goes away]
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
I have NOOOO idea what to name it! HAHA!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
And... how am I a problem?
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
This.. is a lot to take in all at once...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
[YOU LITERALLY STABBED A GUY]
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
BUT IT'S REAAAALY SICK
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
This is a lot to take in, hm.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
[I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON HERE BUT IM KILLING YOU]
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 08:52 PM
I made the scarf for it...
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Stabbed a guy for a performance... that he didn't mind... and is perfectly healed from.
Magnificent reasoning.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Nope! Not possible.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
[and i know why that performance happened]
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
I agree
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
[...]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
I don't make the rules sorry.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
About on par with that horrible detective Erika.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
[im not bound by the rules of this theater]
[you're looking to escape, arent you]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Great masked being, you said something about an employer.
Actually, who are you?
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
That's none of your concern
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
[the thing is. im already outside the boundaries of this theater. i can leave whenever i want to]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
I guess it isn't!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
I can leave whenever I want to myself.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
[im doing this because i think its funny]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
I mean, I just walked into this theatre, I'm sure anyone can leave when they wish.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
[and cool and i think it will give me the self-satisfaction i deserve]
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Killing because you think it's funny?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
That Horrid Shrieker from one of the past gameboards would really like you.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
[ha]
[oh]
[wow]
[you're really getting down to brass tacks now, arent you]
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 08:54 PM
That seems like something an evil person would say, not a "good guy"
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Both Pasqualo and Sleuth point their weapons at Bernkastel.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:55 PM
I would bring up the fact that "good" is a spook.
But I don't think this is the time!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:55 PM
[listen]
[erika togami is one of your pieces]
[she has to be]
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 08:56 PM
W-Who... are you all even talking about..?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:56 PM
You've got the wrong Erika there.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:56 PM
[heh ok]
[then its furudo ok im fucking adlibbing this on the spot because ive been separated from you all for 3 phases]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Frankly, I haven't been following all of it myself. (edited)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Oh hey! Are you still after my title of Number One Villain?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:56 PM
[and am desperately trying to make SOMETHING of this]
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Indeed
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:56 PM
[furudo erika is your pawn, togami erika is a split-off of her. if it werent for furudo, togami would have never existed]
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 08:57 PM
You are nothing but a fool
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Well, good luck topping THIS GIANT ROBOT!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:57 PM
[two of my characters would have never went through the things they did]
[its all your fault.]
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 08:57 PM
I spaced out for a sec, are we fighting that other mech or not? I kinda hope not it's too cool to get beat up
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:57 PM
[this is personal.]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:57 PM
"Mech"?
This is a lot a lot.
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 08:57 PM
The robot is...impressive
But it's more flashy than evil
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 08:58 PM
We can fight it, but we don't have to! In a device like this, we can do ANYTHING! Which includes doing NOTHING!
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 08:58 PM
How did you get that thing?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 08:58 PM
We built it using our MASTERFUL skills as prop designers!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:58 PM
...Huh. Pasqualo's eyes turn to the mech.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Erm, would it not be possible to settle whichever conflict may be going on with words?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 08:58 PM
That sure is an interesting mech.
[unfortunately not.]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 08:59 PM
What conflict?! Does it involve superheroes?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Not sure!
Is Sir Pasqualo over here a superhero?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 08:59 PM
...Sorry to break it to you again, but Erika would exist even if she wasn't my pawn.
And by extent, so would that Togami.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 08:59 PM
wait who ARE you you have the same weird voice like the detective guy did
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:00 PM
I have n-no idea.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:00 PM
It's someone from hell, I was told.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 09:00 PM
This guy's even worse than Funnyman! At least his disembodied voice only surrounded ONE person! (edited)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 23-Mar-22 09:01 PM
[you still piss me off.]
Ugh. Over to me again? Go back.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:02 PM
[right]
[SO.]
[fuck you, bernkastel and the horse you rode in on]
[you smelly bitch]
[i now have a ton of guns and a character who i brought back to life but is lacking in narrative potential]
[i refuse to believe there's not something funky going on here]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 09:03 PM
NONE of what you're saying makes any sense! And I'm too lazy to make any sense OF it!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:04 PM
[well. whatever]
[stirner, i shouldnt have followed you down here]
[i figured something like this was going to happen]
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:04 PM
Why do multiple people have the same head voice
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 09:04 PM
No idea!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:05 PM
[hi]
[my name's cathode]
[and uh]
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:05 PM
[fuck all of you? if you get in my way im Shooting You To Death]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:05 PM
...Oh, may I ask, out of curiosity, the agreement you and Bravocat have reached, Lady Bernkastel?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:06 PM
yeah I know you're cathode
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:06 PM
(if this is what it felt like to be on the receiving end of how i acted in some of the earlier games i was in i can see why some people got annoyed)
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:06 PM
you gave me an existential crisis earlier
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:06 PM
[yes i did]
[and im going to be real.]
[i lack direction]
[if i dont do this, im going to make my performance]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 09:07 PM
HA!
Direction?
WHO NEEDS IT!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:07 PM
[and you dont want that to happen.]
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:07 PM
do what exactly? sorry, I'm not in the loop
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:07 PM
[my word is cathode.]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 09:07 PM
Have you ever heard of just... being LAZY?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:07 PM
[and one of my characters does not have a keyword.]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:07 PM
Mister Cathode, there seems to be a mech that is unused on stage, perhaps you would be interested in using that?
Simply a suggestion, of course.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:07 PM
keyword??
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:07 PM
[im an actor.]
[perhaps, stirner]
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
ohh
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
(wait by the unused mech do you mean. the mystery machine???)
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Emet-Selch BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Been a while since ive seen a mech of that size.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
(is that not a mech)
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
(The Mystery Machine is NOT a mech)
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
(I was assuming it was a mech)
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
(LMAO)
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
(brine im making you sit down and watch scooby fucking doo)
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:08 PM
(It can turn into a mech)
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
(have you never seen scooby doo)
(wtf)
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
(I've watched scooby doo I'm sure it can turn into a mech)
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Emet-Selch BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
(transformers crossover time)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
HEY "CATHODE", I have a suggestion for you!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
(yall just lack imagination smh)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 09:09 PM
And I REALLY DO mean that!
Your troubles would all go away if you just sat down, maybe on a nice fluffy armchair with the TV on, and relaxed!
It's called BEING LAZY! HA HA HA!
It's just the best! (edited)
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:10 PM
I agree, you should try that.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:10 PM
he is a little right but i dunno man
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Cathode.. wasn't like this before...
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
what are you trying to do?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
It's a lot nicer than shooting someone for no reason.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Lady Bernkastel, you have yet to answer my question!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Where did all this h-hostility come from..?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
I still didn't get that
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
They went well, Stirner.
I would like to talk to you in your lecture room again, though.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Well, sure.
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Emet-Selch BOT 23-Mar-22 09:11 PM
If anyone is going to shoot anybody at least make it a spectacle
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:12 PM
It will have to wait until next phase, however.
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Emet-Selch BOT 23-Mar-22 09:12 PM
Thats what guns are best for, after all.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:12 PM
I know.
Unless we could get the playwrights to let us into that directors box.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:12 PM
You might have to scream at them!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:12 PM
[...]
[im talking with the gms]
[...god, i hope this'll work]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:12 PM
You are being awfully honest.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:13 PM
Does your talking with them involve figuring out a direction for you that wouldn't involve shooting me for no reason?
It wouldn't kill me, obviously, but it would still hurt. I'd rather not have to feel that.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:17 PM
[...ok]
[alright, not all routes have been exhausted yet]
[boys, put away your guns]
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:18 PM
No shooting people!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Pasqualo and Sleuth put down their guns.
[its time to go for the nuclear option.]
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:18 PM
dude
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:18 PM
[can i lay out for you, as a player, what exactly routes i have left to take?]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:19 PM
Do you truly wish to be this honest?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:19 PM
[not all the routes]
[dont worry]
[but the routes that make sense]
[my options as such are]
[going along with what you're doing, which i verbosely refuse to do for multiple personal reasons]
[killing bernkastel]
[performing here on the stage, and letting the gms figure out what to do next with me]
[or - this phrasing probably wont make sense to you]
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:21 PM
I think I like that third option the most. (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:21 PM
[but]
[pulling a tamat, and becoming a member of the staff]
[oh, performing on the stage may just be worse for you]
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Oh.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:21 PM
[it might be worse for me]
[i dont know whats going to happen. the word is cathode]
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:22 PM
If you become staff you could just try let us out, right?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:22 PM
[its funny. i have no direction. my word is myself, and i dont know what i want]
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:22 PM
How about you become a member of the staff, then?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:22 PM
[...huh. a man on the inside]
[well, i asked - and they were hesitant about it]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:22 PM
How do you mean, "let us out"?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:23 PM
If you're friends with the "GMs" it might just be about how awesome you are!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:23 PM
[the one example i was given was]
[more cathodes. infinite cathodes.]
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:23 PM
let us out of the theatre, since from what I've heard, we're trapped here
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Nonsense!
I walked into this theatre unprompted!
I can easily walked out if I wished to do so.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:24 PM
[...stirner, i have something i wish to tell you]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Hm?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:24 PM
[do you mind if we... you know...]
Pasqualo's head jerks to the left a bit.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:24 PM
ooooooooh~
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
No, we cannot go to that private room I mentioned, it will have to wait!
I have said this before!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
[...]
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
(are you propositioning to max stirner) (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
[hm.]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
(LOL)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
[well, i guess theres nothing for it then]
[im sorry it had to come to this max]
[run]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Unless you wish to go into the room with Bernkastel!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:25 PM
[i tried to warn you]
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:26 PM
What are you talking about?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:26 PM
[but what im going to do at the end of this phase will affect the whole area.]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:26 PM
I'm unsure, myself.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:26 PM
W-W-What is happening?!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:26 PM
Worry not, little frog, I'm sure you will be fine.
Stay close to me, alright?
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:26 PM
Hmm..?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:27 PM
Why don't you just push harder to become a member of the staff and avoid potentially killing or injuring people for reason?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:27 PM
Why are you telling only him to run! What did we do!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:27 PM
[...]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:27 PM
I'm unsure!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:27 PM
[. . .]
[well, fuck. now you've put me between a rock and a hard place.]
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:27 PM
huuh?
youre reaaally confusing like all the time. What are you gonna do that afects the whole area
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:28 PM
[talking to the gms now.]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:28 PM
Well, to be frank, the only thing I can think of now is him performing.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:29 PM
Id react with the "the voices" gif if this were online or something!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:30 PM
(der it is)
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 09:30 PM
What is a GM?
Who are they?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:30 PM
It's complicated.
He spent all of last phase explaining to me!
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 09:30 PM
What does it stand for?
Giant monster? (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:30 PM
UhM..
Game Master?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Game master!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
I think.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
It stands for game master. (edited)
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
like in TTRPGS
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
From his point of view, this is all a game, see!
I would question it, but frankly, with how much bullshit I've seen today, I don't think I can!
True 1
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
oh yeah about that! Cathode why do you seemingly care this much if its "a game".... (edited)
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No Face BOT 23-Mar-22 09:31 PM
...all a game
Such beings must be very annoyed with the world
If they call it a game
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Perhaps they should try playing a different game to calm down.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Like mario
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Such as the hit game Elden Ring, developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco Entertainment.
True 1
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
...Isn't that an Italian name?
Are italians games in the future?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:33 PM
So true!
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Emet-Selch BOT 23-Mar-22 09:34 PM
What in the seven hells is a "tee tee arr pee gee"
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Its the name of a character in the "Super Mario" series of games
byemom 1
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Table-top roleplaying game.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:34 PM
What's so Super about Mario?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Table Top Role Playing Game!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:34 PM
I’m s-scared…
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Don't be, little frog!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:35 PM
I don’t understand a-anything right now..!
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:35 PM
I wrote a series of fanfics about that exact question! You should read them!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Well, there's a lot of different conflicts, and you aren't involved in any of them.
But I will attempt to keep you safe anyhow!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:36 PM
What.. what do I d-do now?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Well, uh...
I guess you can still give your ink.
I have a sharpie, after all!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
And the rice cakes?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Didn't Lady Bernkastel wish to eat those?
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Y-Yeah.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Oh wait I remember seeing you two!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Hm?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
You left the bar in complete shambles!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
You do..? This is my first time s-seeing you.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Yes, I did.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Shambles?
I'll have you know that I am doing PERFECTLY well, thank you!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:38 PM
...Thank you for making them for me, frog friend.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:38 PM
N-No problem…
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:39 PM
I remember going to the bar passing by you two, along with two others, and the bar was all covered in hot sauce and in ruins!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:39 PM
But, yes I do remember coming across you as we left the bar.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Yeah!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Oh, that was not any fault of mine!
Neither was it my frog friend.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:39 PM
That… I still d-don’t understand.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Zoe giggles a bit to herself What happened there then?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:40 PM
No clue!
Well, the fire did burn the bar, of course.
pls 1
And then... Something about hot sauce? I think the detective fellow was involved, yes.
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Emet-Selch BOT 23-Mar-22 09:41 PM
I was in the bar when it was burning but i didnt quite catch what caused it
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:41 PM
oh? hmmm....
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Anyhow.
I have not quite caught your name!
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Oh I'm Zoe! You?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:42 PM
The name is Max Stirner!
And over here is my good frog fellow.
You may call it however you wish, as long as it enjoys the name, I suppose. (edited)
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:42 PM
froggy :)
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Any n-name is fine.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:43 PM
[It appears that Cathode has walked away from the metaphorical keyboard.]
byemom 1
[Nothing but silence.]
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Hm!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 23-Mar-22 09:43 PM
[In his absence, Pasqualo and Sleuth are ignoring the rest of you.]
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:44 PM
👋
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Emet-Selch BOT 23-Mar-22 09:44 PM
In any case Would anyone here be interested in helping me complete a director action? I will reward anyone who complies handsomely
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:45 PM
What would the reward be?
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Emet-Selch BOT 23-Mar-22 09:46 PM
I can potentially give you a second action
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Hm...
Mayhaps! I need to think on it.
Out of curiosity, and I do apologize if this question strikes you as strange, but you do have a quite noticeable appearance!
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:46 PM
I feel very safe in this BIG ROBOT so i might not want to.....
Oh... yeah I guess here I do
I used to go by Z'gord if that name strikes any terror into your heart?
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:47 PM
I was going to s-say.. I thought this ink bottle was yours…
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:48 PM
It does not! It is quite a nice name, though.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Oh I'm not a squid!!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Have I heard that before? Hm... Strange.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Ah! S-Sorry…
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Nah you're alright, froggy
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:49 PM
And what might you be looking for in this here theatre, Zoe?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:49 PM
I dunno I just mostly came here to see a real theatre, except for the one we have at spooky high
it WAS kinda nice
but now theres blood and fire and stuff everywhere
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Hm, fair, yes.
I thought this that this is all quite exciting myself.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Yeah I just hope nobody DIES that'd be lame
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Haha! I've found it quite difficult to die in this place!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Death happens, sometimes.
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Can't quuuiiiiiite call it impossible, but...
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Oh, you are one of the showrunners, are you not?
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 09:52 PM
AAaat your service!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Lady Bernkastel wished to know if it is possible to go in a private room.
Or, something of the sort.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
wink wink
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
I do know that Bravocat can.
What would THAT be implying, MISS?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
sex
or just making out
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
I am NOT interested in that!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
H-Huh?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Dreadful!
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:53 PM
I just wanted to say sex since it has more impact
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Impact..?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
just rolls of the tongue
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I don't think anyone would have that with someone who has their own personal room for giving lectures.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I am SEVERELY disappointed in this sort of language, personally.
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Wh
WHAT
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
HAHAHA
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 09:54 PM
I WOULD ASK FOR YOU TO NOT IN THIS SORT OF ESTABLISHMENT
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:55 PM
I AM NOT!
ANSWER THE QUESTION.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Do you want to be bisected by a knife and a giant axe simultaneously?
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Wow chill! Also I've never done both at once...
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Th
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Th?
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 09:57 PM
THAT IMPLIES YOU'VE DONE THOSE THINGS INDIVIDUALLY
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:57 PM
YOU ARE IGNORING MY QUESTION, MY GOOD MASKED FELLOW!
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:57 PM
I mean getting bisected!
Not... the other things everyone here seems to have a huge aversion to
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:58 PM
How old are you, miss?
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 09:58 PM
I DID TOO
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Haha, yeah
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:59 PM
That is barely an answer!
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Oh then yeah!
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Heeeey, that's a pretty ruuUUde question where I'M FROM.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:59 PM
RUDENESS IS A SPOOK!
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 09:59 PM
I think im here since the dawn of the universe I THINK???
I forgot...
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Unfortunate.
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from ???! (edited)
Kuro
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit. 🔹black-duffel 👁️VISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside? moved from: directors-box
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
You'd think that these sorts of things would grant you great memory!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
HELLO~!
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
I know I'm just very very very old
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
Oh, hello.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
Hi..?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
What have we here?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
You're the one who jumped in!
I should be the one asking, really.
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
a what?
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Kurukuru BOT 23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
I dunno, it gets kinda tough after a coooouuuple of millennia.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:00 PM
I suppose I did!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
So, er- Kuro?
Right, that name.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
How nice to meet you without my guise.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Where might you come from?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Where do you think?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
The organizers' offices?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
I wonder.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:01 PM
I also wonder, which is why I'm asking.
You seemed to be looking for me?
Might I ask why?
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Emet-Selch BOT 23-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Where are you all coming from
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Not for you in particular.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
I DON'T KNOW, THIS IS ALL QUITE CONFUSING!
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
//I go sleep now 😌
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
....I suppose you won't elaborate.
(goodnight liv)
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Zoe BOT 23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
//good night!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Oh boy.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
(goooodnight)
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Hello, Kuro.
(goodnight)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Ah, Bernkastel, how lovely to see you after the end of that last performance!
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Emet-Selch BOT 23-Mar-22 10:04 PM
(sleep well)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:04 PM
It sure was nice to see you drive a knife into my colluder.
I couldn't be happier with you right now.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Nice..?
That d-doesn’t sound all too n-nice…
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:05 PM
We've worked it out already. No need to try and lacerate me, kittycat.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Yes, so I hear.
I've just got a lot of pent up feelings from having been in disguise for three years.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Should we get you a scratching post...?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Believe me, there are plenty of scratching posts around, if I need one.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Oh…
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Is this another one of those murderous situations?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:07 PM
So, then. We've much to discuss, I should think. Where do we go from here?
I've laid my ambitions pretty plain in my speech, if you listened to my words, which some around here seem to have a hard time doing. Escape, oh, and if I make a fortune in the meanwhile, all the better.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Does nobody here know how to use doors?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:10 PM
There is nothing out there, Stirner.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Isn’t there a m-maze out there?
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Emet-Selch BOT 23-Mar-22 10:11 PM
The maze is probably endless knowing this place.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Have you been to the rafters recently? The lack of sky above?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:11 PM
I was just there!
I'm quite confused, frankly. I walked in using the doors after all!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Did something like that really happen?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Yes!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Seeing nothing in the distance is normal! If you look out at the horizon in Lazy Town there's nothing as far as the eye can see!
That doesn't mean anything unusual though!
It just means that everything else is REALLY REALLY far away!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:12 PM
...Robbie, that is very concerning.
I've bigger fish to fry, though.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Well… there’s a car here…
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Robbie Rotten BOT 23-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Fish?
Any chips to go with it?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:13 PM
A car, to go through the endless hallways?
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Maybe…?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:14 PM
I think not. I believe the only true method of escape is something the showrunners are keeping from us. And I won't stand to be made a fool of.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Bah!
I'm sure I could easily find a way out by myself.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:15 PM
Same old Stirner.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:15 PM
Isn't that right, little frog?
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:15 PM
Yeah… that’s r-right.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Are you holding Trainee Chef's strings after all...?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Strings?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Not its literal ones, mind you.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
I have no such things!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Its heartstrings.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Peh! Nonsense.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:16 PM
My h-heartstrings?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:17 PM
No, I think it makes perfect sense.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:17 PM
I think the frog might see my competence more than you realize.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Competence? And what's this about private meetings with you, anyhow?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Discussions!
Especially one-on-one.
Very important for bringing up your ideas.
Hm...
I do know that Lady Bernkastel wished to talk to me in private next phase.
@​Bernkastel, Would you have any issue if I were to invite Captain Kuro?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:19 PM
How bold of you!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Bold? I don't see it myself.
Unless you were planning on murdering Lady Bernkastel right before everybody's eyes!
You aren't planning to kill her, are you?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:21 PM
No, she cannot be killed here and now, even if I wanted to.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:21 PM
How wise!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:22 PM
I'm not "of a Hundred Plans" for no reason, Stirner.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:22 PM
Mhm.
I don't need any such titles, frankly.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:23 PM
But perhaps we should dispense with the seriousness a moment! How've you been, old friend?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:23 PM
I have been well!
Slightly confused, even if I do have a bit more context than some others, but still.
And... You?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:24 PM
Never better.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:24 PM
You did make quite the impressive reveal during the show.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:24 PM
So many unfamiliar faces about, as well!
Indeed, I agonized over my every word of that speech, over my technique with my Claws... And I couldn't be happier with how it came out.
Bravocat is an artistic genius. I, of course, knew of the blood pouring switch.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:27 PM
Huh!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:27 PM
I wouldn't just say "here and now."
There's only one thing that can kill a witch, as I believe I've said before.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:28 PM
Let me try to recall what you've said on that front...
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Emet-Selch BOT 23-Mar-22 10:28 PM
I also cannot be killed by traditional means
Though id love to see someone try
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:30 PM
Well, whatever.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:31 PM
It was boredom.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Yeah, it was.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Maybe I can bring back Klahadore, if I wanted to give that a shot...
I jest, of course.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:32 PM
Anyhow!
Would my proposition be interesting?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:33 PM
Most certainly.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:34 PM
Lady Bernkastel, what are your thoughts?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:35 PM
Sure.
I can just wait for him to leave before talking with you.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:36 PM
(oh boy 48 hours of this lol)
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Very well!
Hm...
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:36 PM
What about m-me..?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Oh?
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Do I need to go e-explore other areas again?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Well, if you wish to be brought along with me, I see no issue.
Oh, no, no worries.
I think that was enough.
What have you seen, by the way?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Lucky me we've got plenty of time to sort all of this out.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Not m-much...
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:37 PM
And here I thought black cats were bad luck!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:38 PM
I went to the Bar, D-Dressing Room, and Backstage.
All were q-quiet for the most part.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:39 PM
Ah.
Well, at least you got some quiet before... all this.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:40 PM
The frog lightly nods
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:41 PM
These past phases have been quite productive for me, I say.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:41 PM
That's g-good.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:42 PM
I might even be a bit stronger after all this running around! Maybe my muscles are getting more used to more... activity.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Yes, excellent, that's quite good!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Robbie won't be happy to hear that one.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Bah, it is none of his business!
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 10:43 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Bravocat appeared from ???!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:43 PM
It depends on the cat.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Welcome back!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Oh, hello there!
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Why hello again!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Finally back, eh?
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:43 PM
The showrunners can be quite a bit more talkative in private.
Not to mention, I wanted to wait until things had calmed down a little.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Kuro smirks.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:44 PM
How goes everything with that figure trying to kill you, Bernkastel? (edited)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Which figure is this, now?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Good question.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:45 PM
The... detective, but also some sort of ghostly figure attached to him?
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:45 PM
It seems like t-two figures... but a single e-entity?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:45 PM
It seems like the brain-ghost controlling them has stepped away, for a bit.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Frankly I haven't a clue what was going on with him, I was hoping you had figured it out in the meantime.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Hm.
How have you been doing, Bravocat?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Now that sleuth and the other boy are just ignoring us, it seems.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Well I managed to sort out the situation in the lobby, and now we're all on the hunt for the mask.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:46 PM
I see!
Which mask?
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Ah... you wouldn't know, would you?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Not quite.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:47 PM
My apologies, I really have been quite busy.
It's not of much concern to you, though me and Berkastel are still looking.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Indeed.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:48 PM
I was thinking of putting out an announcement, certainly not another full blown performance, but at least a little speech.
How about it Bernkastel, would you want to film?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:48 PM
How funny that all of the enders of the last show have their cat ties, eh? Don't think I haven't noticed your tail.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:49 PM
Well, if you say that it is of no concern.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:50 PM
I'm not surprised you noticed it.
Seems you're the only one who has proper claws, though.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:52 PM
I considered making paws a part of the costume but it makes handling any items much more difficult.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:52 PM
I think your mask looks better with that blood spilling from it, by the way... (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:52 PM
I'm compelled towards cat costumes, for some reason...
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Years upon years of practice, it took, to be able to manipulate anything with my Claws on.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Why thank you, Bernkastel.
So kind of you to make the addition.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:53 PM
No problem.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:54 PM
Besides that, could you answer my inquiry?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:54 PM
Oh, my frog could also film you, if you wish.
It loves to!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:54 PM
I'm not sure I'll be able to, unless the threat of those two trying to injure me is dealt with completely.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:54 PM
Ah, fair enough.
You have a lot on your plate now I suppose!
But yes, the frog would work just as well! (edited)
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Yeah. I'd rather not get shot, even though I'd be able to survive it just fine. (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:55 PM
@​Trainee Chef What might you think?
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:55 PM
It's been a while since I've seen them, hasn't it?
I wonder how things have been.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Hm? For the chef?
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Indeed!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Ahh, that takes me back to talking of strings and puppets, way back after the auditions first ended.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Well, I do believe he would be most fit to answer that. He has been going around on his own, for the past three phases.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Ah, wonderful to hear he's been gaining his independence!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:57 PM
He made rice cakes, too!
For Lady Bernkastel, yes. (edited)
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 10:58 PM
I.. should be able to do t-that, yes.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 10:58 PM
Wunderbar!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:58 PM
...Now that I think about it, my recording is on cooldown anyways.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:59 PM
There's a cooldown? Huh, I had no idea.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 10:59 PM
It was probably a waste to record splashing blood on you... but at least it was funny!
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:59 PM
I guess I can be especially glad I didn't meet my end in the lobby, if it wouldn't even be broadcasted!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 10:59 PM
I'll be back.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Or... are recording and broadcasting separate?
I'm not quite sure of the specifics.
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 10:59 PM
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🔺 Kuro instantly moved to ???
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:00 PM
I'm unsure myself.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Maybe they are, I'm not sure either.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Yes, our directions for our roles weren't very specific, were they?
I still hardly even know how collaboration works.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Not even mine were! Hah!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:01 PM
The broadcasting is only when you coordinate recording with a director, but I don't believe it says anything on whether you can do it or not while recording an action is on cooldown. (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Ah yes, but I suppose you would have come up with your own directions wouldn't you, haha!
Max Stirner, truly a unique role to play.
Frankly, I think you've done a wonderful job with it!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Thank you, thank you.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:03 PM
I a-agree.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:05 PM
I do believe you will do greatly with this recording yourself, little frog!
I apologize once more for the... previous recordings that you might have enjoyed.
They weren't my smartest ideas!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:06 PM
W-Wait… am I recording or broadcasting..?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Uh.
Good question?
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:06 PM
It's possible that simply recording at my request makes it a broadcasting, but I don't see why not to specify.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:06 PM
Yes, that sounds well!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:07 PM
Well it’s just that uhm… I can record actions for f-free…
B-But does that still apply here?
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:07 PM
Perhaps you should ask the showrunners then?
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:08 PM
The s-showrunners?
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:08 PM
Despite all that's happened, they seem intent to aid the performance!
Kurukuru is here, Nikola seems to still be in her area.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:09 PM
I'd still like to talk to Stirner sooner than next phase, if I can get them to let us in that area.
It's the directors box you said, right?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:09 PM
They have not acknowledged my question!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:10 PM
Well, yell at them then!
Let your voice be heard throughout the stars!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:10 PM
Alright, a moment.
Cough
@Playwright EXCUSE ME, I WOULD LIKE TO GET AN ANSWER TO MY QUESTION, YOU SO-CALLED SHOWRUNNERS!
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:11 PM
I don't think the showrunners want more than me and Kuro in their little space. They had their reservations about just us.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Ow... Maybe not that loud next time...
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 23-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Oh, what is it now...
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Lady Bernkastel wished to know if we could also be allowed in this... "directors' box".
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Stirner and I would like to talk in that directors box of yours!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 23-Mar-22 11:12 PM
Ah, that's out of my jurisdiction now!
You'll have to ask the ones who are currently using it.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:12 PM
Huh!
Sir Bravocat, and Captain Kuro?
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:13 PM
Really? That's... interesting.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:13 PM
If I was in a more accessible situation, I would simply break into that box, frankly.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:13 PM
I tried, it proved greatly difficult.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:13 PM
Are you not a director?
I thought every director had access to this box!
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:13 PM
That was my thinking!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Even these rules aren't consistent.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:14 PM
No, it's more the showrunners box than the directors.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Well...
Can Captain Kuro hear us from here?
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Though to an extent both roles are directing.
No, that glass is quite thick.
Can't hear a thing from up there.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Hmpf.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:14 PM
I could go and ask him, if you would like.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:15 PM
If you would not mind!
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:15 PM
Surely!
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 11:15 PM
(edited)
🔺 Bravocat instantly moved to ???
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:15 PM
I do apologize for all this.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:16 PM
No n-need to..!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:16 PM
Er- I will also ask for you, if you wish, frog.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:16 PM
Hmm..?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:16 PM
Unless you would rather not spy on private conversations outside of my room!
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:17 PM
Uh… whatever you w-would prefer…
Though.. it’d be a-appreciated.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:21 PM
I shall, then!
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MysteryBot BOT 23-Mar-22 11:21 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Bravocat appeared from ???!
(edited)
‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from ???!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 11:21 PM
Miss us?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:22 PM
Maybe a little.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:22 PM
My apologies my dears, but the discussion up there was a bit of a private matter. Kuro would not like things to be shared, and I respect his wishes.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:22 PM
Very well! I can be patient myself.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 11:22 PM
So sorry about that.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:23 PM
I hope there wasn't any scheming about me in there. I'd rather not have more people after my head, however futile it is. (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Trust me my dear, I'm holding no grudges for our little run-in.
We are acquainted, for the time being.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 11:24 PM
I've made my feelings known, and won't press it further.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:24 PM
At least while we sort out this business with the mask.
There's just, so much going on around the theatre, you know?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:25 PM
That I can confirm!
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:25 PM
Lets hope we find that mask quickly so we can all get what we want, then.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
What mask?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
Assuming they don't change their mind again... I'll be a very unhappy witch if that happens.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
The one with the key, if I'm following correctly.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
The Phanto Mask, I believe its name was.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
Haven’t seen t-them…
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:26 PM
We have to destroy its key, or else it may be used for something dubious. (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:27 PM
How dreadful!
I have not met such a being.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:27 PM
I would hope our employer would be ok with us allowing a little outside help in this task.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 11:27 PM
Hmm?
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:27 PM
The only loose masks I’ve s-seen are the red and w-white half ones backstage…
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:27 PM
I mean, unless your contract specified against it, I don't quite see why you would be discouraged!
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:28 PM
Well what I'm thinking of is that we make an announcement using the stage to let everybody know about this mask and its key! (edited)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 11:28 PM
Come now, Trainee Chef. Bravocat is right here!
(oh loose masks I can't read)
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:28 PM
When I said loose, I meant masks not being w-worn…
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:28 PM
Like you said Stirner, as long as the key is broken by some influence of ours I believe things should be fine.
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:29 PM
(We all have those days)
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:29 PM
Well, I trust you!
Some members of this here theatre have been quite elusive.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:30 PM
So many conflicting interests and stories...
I know that was the approach I took to the auditions, but this has all played out quite differently than I expected!
I simply hope things may be resolved without too many being burned, hm?
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:31 PM
Well, I don't think there are any more fires.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:31 PM
Hopefully not!
At least the last show was effective at putting them out, as I had promised.
Though the aftermath was a little messy.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:32 PM
...Actually, I did see some flames in the rafters.
They were small, though.
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:32 PM
Hm, yes, that old wood is particularly susceptible to such a thing.
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:33 PM
I quite like the aftermath of it, personally...
It's a pleasant sight.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:33 PM
I would tend to agree, but you nearly made my dress wet!
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:34 PM
(GOD I KEEP FORGETTING STIRNER IS IN A FUCKING DRESS LMAO)
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:34 PM
(gender norms are a spook bitch)
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:34 PM
This is horrible you are awful
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:35 PM
Hm? Me?
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:35 PM
I don't mind my dress getting a bit blood-soaked... It would've happened eventually anyways.
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:36 PM
Yes
I am having an awful day
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:36 PM
I haven't done anything to you!
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:36 PM
I'm sorry to hear that my dear! I had hoped the performance would cheer you up.
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:36 PM
You covered me and my nice couch in blood
This is about the...
I dont think you'd get it
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:37 PM
The therapist?
You could always try to explain your woes, my sombre fellow!
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:39 PM
I mean I had issues beforehand but like wow this is a lot worse
I guess its distracted me from nihilism but this blood doesnt seem ethically sourced
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:40 PM
Maybe it is fake blood?
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:40 PM
It's sourced from... magic, I assume.
I doubt they had this much in a back room somewhere.
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:41 PM
Apparently the crowd are somewhere between life and death
It wouldn't surprise me at this point if they did
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:41 PM
Are you questioning the morality of all this?
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:42 PM
Well... yeah... I hope that would be expected
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:43 PM
Haha! Let me tell you something, my good fellow!
Morality is a spook!
oooooooohhhhhhhh 1
It simply does not exist!
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:44 PM
Well... objectively
But I killed a lot of people and it made me feel really bad
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:45 PM
My dear, you must understand, it's only show business!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:45 PM
Well, clearly, if it isn't pleasing your ego, you should not, right?
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:46 PM
You're friend with the knives has much more direct goals
And you probably do to
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:46 PM
Which one?
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:47 PM
Figure it out man
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Bernkastel BOT 23-Mar-22 11:47 PM
A lot of us have knives.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:47 PM
There's a lot of knives, here!
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:47 PM
I assume he means Kuro, who has indeed laid his plans quite clear.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 11:47 PM
Omen seems to think me a wanton murderer, when I made it clear I only will kill those who get in my way...
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:48 PM
Oh dear, that's not the Kuro I know!
You must be mistaken my friend.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 11:48 PM
And, as I keep telling him, these aren't knives. Closer to swords, really.
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:48 PM
Semantics, truly.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 23-Mar-22 11:49 PM
Perhaps, but these aren't kitchen cutlery!
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:49 PM
People definitions of 'my way' is often pretty susceptible to who they happen to not like at the moment
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Bravocat BOT 23-Mar-22 11:49 PM
(pulls out comically large knife gloves)
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:50 PM
everything is a knife
(valorant has 400 knife skins)
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Trainee Chef BOT 23-Mar-22 11:50 PM
Swords are kinda just b-big knives…
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:50 PM
or its a gun
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:50 PM
Yes! A very individualist drive!
You see it too!
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:51 PM
Indeed!
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:51 PM
My good fellow, I ask, why not simply abandon those pursuits of morals that seem to rule over you, make you miserable and grind all your plans and wishes to a halt?
Why not simply do as you wish?
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:53 PM
My morals are what let me feel like a person
Instead of a unstoppable ghost of death
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:54 PM
See! (edited)
You are letting your morals define who you are, instead of letting yourself define those morals, and in more general terms, your ideas as a whole.
Is that not you sacrificing the person that you are?
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:55 PM
Being an unstoppable ghost of death is fucking horrible though
Nobody wants to talk to you
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:56 PM
Why do you have to be an "unstoppable ghost of death"? (edited)
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:56 PM
Well
Its just kinda what happened
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:57 PM
Are you being forced to do so?
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Omen BOT 23-Mar-22 11:59 PM
Not forced, but it was what I wanted at the time
which is what you seem to care about
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Max Stirner BOT 23-Mar-22 11:59 PM
You misinterpret me!
It is what you wanted in the past.
But I care not for the past!
I care for the ego.
And the ego only exists in the present.
And it is clear that you currently do not wish to be this "ghost of death".
So why keep on pursuing such an ideal - dare I say it, such a spook?
It seems to be haunting your mind just as much as those pesky morals!
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 12:04 AM
I don't want anything
I'm fine
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:05 AM
Way to avoid my arguments!
I suppose you would rather deny everything than be proven wrong!
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 12:09 AM
Is this supposed to be making me feel better?
I'm just kinda confused now
About a lot of things
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:09 AM
It is supposed to make you think!
Let those thoughts marinate, see!
If you do not wish to be whatever you were by the past, you should attempt to focus on what you want now!
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 12:12 AM
I just want friends man
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:13 AM
Well that is a good start!
You know what you wish.
You should try to achieve this, and not out of a need to fulfil a greater ideal, like you have done by the past, but simply because accomplishing it would make you feel good.
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 12:16 AM
Not being a terrible person usually helps you make friends though
Or at least that's how I think it works
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:17 AM
Well you don't look "terrible"!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 12:17 AM
Well, unless you'd like to make friends with other terrible people. (edited)
Though of course its more preferable to involve yourself in better crowds!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:18 AM
Why do you see yourself as "terrible" then, Omen?
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 12:19 AM
It was more a comment on your attitudes
You all seem like a bad crowd
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:20 AM
Well, I myself know a few people here who do not see me as "terrible"!
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 12:22 AM
I feel like you don't understand the connotations of blood rain as a negative
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 12:22 AM
As Stirner said, such things are subjective!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:22 AM
It was quite spectacular for myself.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 12:22 AM
I myself have seen quite a positive response to the performance!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:23 AM
It did help put out the fires.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 12:23 AM
As I had hoped it would!
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 12:24 AM
I guess?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 12:24 AM
I made a showrunner pay for the hell I've been put through, being brought here.
Or are you of the opinion that violence is never justified, then?
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 12:26 AM
Well sometimes it is obviously
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 12:26 AM
Violence is never the answer...
It's a question.
And the answer is almost always yes! (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:27 AM
Heh.
Hm. Out of curiosity, is there truly no way for you to discuss what you wished to in here, Bernkastel?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:34 AM
Just in case!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 12:37 AM
There isn't... It's a rather personal matter.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:38 AM
Unfortunate.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:52 AM
Hm...
@​Problem Sleuth, you wished to discuss in private too, is that right?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 12:53 AM
The sleuth nods. Hesitantly. It appears Cathode hasn't returned yet.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:53 AM
Well, I do not believe it would be wise to bring you into my room if Lady Bernkastel is also in there... For obvious reasons.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 12:54 AM
Mhm.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:54 AM
Did you not mention a- er, what did you call it?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 12:54 AM
The imaginary universe?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:54 AM
Yes, that!
Is that not private?
Maybe we could discuss your... murderous envies.
I would be greatly displeased to see Bernkastel be hurt, after all!
But you have yourself been quite the companion.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 12:55 AM
It's not so much private as much as... nobody has ever really bothered to go there except for me. I think there're certain areas of the theater you can access it with.
But I can access it... not instantly, but we can get there at the end of the phase, certainly.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:55 AM
Great!
...
Could-
Could you also bring the frog with us?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 12:56 AM
Yeah, I get your displeasure about not wanting to see Bernkastel hurt. It's a thing. I get it. The sleuth rubs his hat in discomfort.
Well. Lemme think.
Darn it, Max.
OK - so...
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 12:57 AM
He does have your ink!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 12:57 AM
Yes, I am aware, I'm just trying to figure out how to make this work.
OK - in my past experiences, travellin' to the imaginary universe has happened like so.
You get either black out drunk or hopped up on sugar - either way, you're in a sense of delirium.
Then you put yourself into a state where you can't really sense much - that's why I went into the imagination fort back at the bar.
Dulled the senses, made it easier for my mind to come up with ideas and enter that universe. Harder to do that when you're prodded with ideas from every angle.
Even harder when you're bein' controlled by some voice who thinks he's playin' a game, mind.
But it's work.
So, you sit there - hopped up on whatever makes ya go in the darkness and you conceptualize.
And - as fucked up as this might sound - eventually, you just kinda go there. Astral projection or somethin' like that.
So, I'm thinkin' now. How would we make this work...?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:02 AM
Oh, easy!
I think.
I am already above spooks; fixed ideas, if you will.
I do not need any enhancements to focus on my mind when it is already very clear!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:03 AM
Ah, you're like PI. He was always a good thinker. Was usually pretty good at getting and goin' when he was in his fort.
You're probably gonna need the coffee but you should be good as long as you hold my hand. Imaginary realm's a strange place.
Your little frog buddy, though...
Yeah.
He's gonna need both the caffeine and the fort.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:04 AM
Hm!
@​Trainee Chef Are you an imaginative fellow?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Not to interject, but I haven't met you before...
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
He reminds me of Ace Dick - and that guy didn't have much imagination in him. Strong and charismatic as hell, but couldn't come up with an idea to save his life.
Ah.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
N-No…?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Sleuth - Problem Sleuth. Compensation, adequate.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Who are you, and what was the deal with that other voice, and all...?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Drat.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Ah, shit.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
We… discussed this the f-first time around in the Bar.. (edited)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
That was Cathode. He hangs around sometimes. He's like this... weird. Metanarrative thing?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Well! I suppose you will need some coffee, little frog.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
He thinks he's playin' an "objective game" or something.
pls 1
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Hm...
Or!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Again that game terminology pops up...
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Is there anything that makes it easier for you to focus on things, frog?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Huh?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Damn, where else have ya heard it?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Bernkastel, for one.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:06 AM
...really, now?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Refers to this place as a 'gameboard'.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
I wish to bring you with me into the "imaginary world", after exiting my private room.
You are a quite pleasant presence, after all!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Yeah, from what Cathode says; that seems to add up.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Oh.. and how would coffee h-help?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Helps ya conceptualize.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Well, maybe it is different for you.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Well… I did film someone d-drink coffee…
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:07 AM
Is there anything specific that helps you... focus?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:08 AM
Do the films s-still work if a prop involved isn’t p-present?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:08 AM
I hope so!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:08 AM
I'd imagine so.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:09 AM
Then.. that’d be my a-action.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:09 AM
Wunderbar!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:09 AM
I’m not sure if I’ll be able to h-help Bravocat then.
Depends on the f-fine print…
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:09 AM
Oh...
Hm.
Wait!
So... Hm. This Cathode is not back. Unfortunate.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:10 AM
Wait…
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:10 AM
But, Mr. Sleuth, if this plan were to be adequate to you, you would not harm Lady Bernkastel, right?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:10 AM
For this phase?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
Yes.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
...hm.
Sure.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
Lady Bernkastel still has my s-strings, right?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
Oh, she does.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
For one reason alone.
That little froggy has my ink, and I would love to have it.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
You think we c-could change the keyword?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:11 AM
Hah!
That works for me.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
I'm still really not sure why you're adamant on injuring me.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
Hey, hey, hey.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
Maybe to s-something like “imaginative” or something of the sort?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
Don't shoot the messenger.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
I wouldn't question the whims of the ego, Lady Bernkastel.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
It's Cathode who wants to injure you, last I checked - not me.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
But, hey, if this works, you would be able to film our dear Bravocat, correct?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:12 AM
And if what I'm hearin' in the back of my mind is right, he's questionin' if that's the right move to make.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:13 AM
I am asking, Miss Bernkastel, by the way.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Did.. you hear w-what I said?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Max?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Hm?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Anyone really…
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:13 AM
Ah, I heard you, chef.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:14 AM
Change the k-keyword. Do you r-remember, Max?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:14 AM
Can't say I really know what all this string business is about, but all the better for you, I guess.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:14 AM
We can r-replace it with something b-better suited for the occasion…
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:14 AM
I remember.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:14 AM
Hm....
I do think my memory might be failing me here! I do apologize, little frog.
A lot has been on my mind.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:15 AM
What word did you end up with after that initial meeting, anyhow?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:16 AM
OH!
Right!
Right.
That first keyword was a test, mostly.
I can change it, yes!
"Imaginative" would be the perfect keyword, hah!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 01:17 AM
I d-didn’t actually get to see the keyword… only the result….
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:17 AM
Oh, but... I will need the strings back for this.
Lady Bernkastel, I do apologize but I am trying to make sure you do not get hurt yourself.
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Mar-22 01:17 AM
‼️🖕 Max Stirner took Bernkastel's strings!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:18 AM
I haven't gotten a hold of these in quite a bit!
Oh, for context, Mr. Sleuth.
Whoever holds the strings can think of a keyword, which will affect the frog fellow in one way or another.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:19 AM
I see.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:19 AM
Couldn't you just... ignore what Cathode says?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:19 AM
Can't.
I tried.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:20 AM
And when was the last time you tried?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:20 AM
I literally made my own account to separate myself from him and now look where we are.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:20 AM
He's possessing the two of you at the same time now, isn't he?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:20 AM
I split him off into his own identity, but he still controls me.
Yeah.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:20 AM
Maybe controlling two people at once will have weakened his power. (edited)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:21 AM
From what I understand, that isn't the facts.
He has trouble dealing with the load of managin' two characters sometimes, but...
Hell, he put it to me like this.
It's like one of you Witches and her pieces.
Sure, we have our own individual agendas, but that doesn't stop the Witch from tellin' the pieces what to do.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:22 AM
I see...
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
So many puppets on strings in this theatre.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
Well, in that case, do you know where this "Cathode" really lives?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
Bernkastel, if there is no threat from this Cathode person, could you record our dear Bravocat? I'm afraid my frog will now be busy.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
Ha. Well, from what I understand... well, actually. Hold on. Pasq is the one who can talk to him at the moment.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
(Bernkastel kills Cath irl lmao)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
Pasq.
Pasq.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
What?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:23 AM
("WHATS YOUR ADRESS")
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:24 AM
Ask Cathode where he is.
cocainer 1
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:24 AM
Goddamn, really?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:24 AM
And who is this?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:24 AM
I mean, the man just went through a bit of an emotional moment, do you- oh hi.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:24 AM
Another pawn of this 'Cathode', from context clues, yes, but otherwise?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:24 AM
I'm Pasqualo, I was in a previous game, Cathode brought me back to serve as a character because he felt uncomfortable playing as himself.
He played a game with Death to do it - honestly, I kind of want to go back to France, but I can't do that until I'm dead.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:25 AM
So, it's not a matter of perception, then. This... IS a game. There's been others like it.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:26 AM
Oh yeah, there's been... ok - lemme ask him a couple of these questions, now.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:26 AM
Personally, I don't entirely believe it all.
But at the same time, this theatre is quite unhinged, so.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:26 AM
Of course there's been more like this.
A group of fellow witches, all working to create gameboards like this very one we're in, for the entertainment of eachother.
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 01:28 AM
Source?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:28 AM
She made it up, clearly.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:29 AM
It's just my pre-existing knowledge of their group.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:29 AM
OK. Bernkastel first.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:29 AM
You can choose to believe it, or you can just ignore it. Up to you.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:29 AM
...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:29 AM
First off - Cathode wants to say "Fuck you, Bernkastel."
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Second off - he says...
He is currently on a Discord server called Theatre of The Absurd. It is being run by two people - girlthulhu - who he calls Maia; and [ori4thewin].
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:30 AM
That barely sounds like an address!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:31 AM
I had meant his real life location. Or is he just not willing to share?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:31 AM
Sounds like something the British would say.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:31 AM
...I will not allow myself to be anyone's pawn. I, Kuro... Am in control. My will is my own. No one else's.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:31 AM
Let me ask.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:31 AM
(chat. he doesn't know)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:31 AM
(^clueless)
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 01:32 AM
Discord stopped existing it 2022 that's prepostorous
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:32 AM
That is the attitude I like!
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 01:32 AM
(clue/less)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:32 AM
I can confirm that he does in fact live in Britain.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:32 AM
Those damn British Liberals!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:33 AM
I see.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:34 AM
'Britain', 'Discord servers', 'girlthulhu' and '[ori4thewin]'? You are speaking complete and utter gibberish. The only part that makes any sense is 'Theatre of The Absurd'. It is a title for this place that I cannot dispute!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:34 AM
OK, let me ask him about this - because there's been some speculation about this, and I think he could give some insight. He sounds cranky, at the moment.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:34 AM
Can you tell Cathode that as a Witch I have more than plenty of time to scour Britain for him if he goes through with attempting to injure me on this gameboard? And that when I do find him, no miracle will be strong enough to save him? (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:34 AM
I still think that my own theory is correct.
(bernkastel real)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:35 AM
(i am actually bernkastel in real life i can confirm)
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 01:36 AM
I can't believe whatever past this is still contains Britain
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 01:36 AM
(Cringe!)
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 01:36 AM
It's tragic how cruel the world was then
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:36 AM
Long story short - this theory is right, from a certain perspective.
Cathode is one of those very witches, and Discord is the platform he uses to create these gameboards - or objective games - on.
He wouldn't necessarily use those words himself, but...
Hm. I'll send the message.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 01:39 AM
Who are you sending these messages to? A man inside your head?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 01:40 AM
Not too far from the truth, Honest Abe. He's usually out in public, y'know - but recent events have caused him to retreat into a little area he likes to call "the vault".
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 01:41 AM
Hmm.. I'm afraid I do not follow. However, It does sound as if this man could use some help.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:42 AM
Message from Cathode, Bernkastel: "Fuck that bitch. We're separated by several layers of fantasy and reality, it's going to be incredibly difficult for her to find me."
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:42 AM
Ah.
It's 1:43 am in their time, right?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:43 AM
Yes.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
I'm unsure what is being accomplished here!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
Tell them it's not as many layers as they think.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:44 AM
These two are attempting to elucidate the nature of the reality we are in.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
And that they might want to double-check their locks!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
I've heard this for so long already!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
...hm.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
Lady Bernkastel, you have not confirmed my interrogation.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
Hm?
Sorry, I wasn't paying much attention earlier.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:45 AM
Would it be possible for you to record Bravocat, if this Cathode fellow does not threaten you anymore?
My little frog will be slightly busy!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:46 AM
I might be able to.
Also, how are you sending these messages to them anyways, Pasqualo? (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:47 AM
He says two things:
One - He's checked something or someone called "Locke" twice over and apparently there's nothing wrong...? And then he realized what question you were asking him.
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So, onto answer number Two - He said he lives in the most domestic suburban peaceful neighborhood possible. Full of old people.
He knows what you look like in Reality, how the fuck are you going to break into a house?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:50 AM
Easily.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:52 AM
He says: OK, now that is actually somehow terrifying. How would you even manage that?
"The vault." I mean. I guess he's referring to the stagehands walking around? Like good old reliable @​EarBot.
That's my best guess from past experiences in games like these.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:53 AM
Why should I give away my tactics that easily?
He'll know when the time comes.
You know, now that I think about it, too...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:55 AM
He says he'll tell you how well your trick will work in the morning.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:55 AM
From reading a summary of one of those past games, didn't you quite literally absorb God himself?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:55 AM
Yeah, can't you see the watermark?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:55 AM
Surely that would be able to help in some way against him?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:55 AM
Oh yeah - well. That's the thing.
Being in France for so long drained my narrative relevance.
Back to Level 1, in a sense.
I got my cybernetic augs and that's it.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:56 AM
("God exists and he belongs to stock photo companies" - stirner I guess)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:56 AM
Apparently, the more relevant to the story I get, the more powerful I become.
Which... now that I think about it - may be one reason why Cathode was trying to kill you.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 01:57 AM
(bernkastel joins nuperopp and cathode as the third person ever to read objective games)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:57 AM
What??
I really don't think I'm that "plot relevant".
I stabbed a single person on stage once and got it cleared up in the phase after.
That is the only noteworthy thing I've done here.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:58 AM
I mean, for as long as I've known the guy - the dude has wanted entertainment; and to him, being on center stage gives him that entertainment.
Yeah - but he hasn't been in the same areas as everybody else for most of this game.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:58 AM
Ah.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:59 AM
So of course you'd look plot relevant. He only has a vignette of what actually happened.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 01:59 AM
I still hope he finds a way to get center stage without trying to kill me.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 01:59 AM
I do think we can clear many things up once I am able to discuss privately with him!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 01:59 AM
I agree, Max.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 02:02 AM
Let's hope so.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 02:03 AM
Can we not already communicate to this fellow through these @​EarBot stagehands?
Or can only the yellow-haired gentleman do that.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:04 AM
From what I understand, while only I can communicate to Cathode - the rest of you can communicate to the Game Masters through the @​EarBot stagehands.
To put it in Bernkastel's terms, the Witches of this board - I think.
I'd assume it's those two he mentioned earlier - Maia and [ori4thewin].
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 02:06 AM
Hmm, this is the first I have heard mention of any "Game Masters", I do not like what this implies.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 02:07 AM
It's a good thing there's a way to easily communicate with them.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:07 AM
I agree with that. Better for there to be a way to communicate than there not to be.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 02:07 AM
I'm sure that's a very good tool that nobody would willingly lock themselves out of when hosting a gameboard like this.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 02:08 AM
I hear screaming from the back of my head for some reason.
I'm guessin' Cathode didn't like that.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 02:09 AM
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 02:11 AM
trollsmile
I had more ready, but I suppose I'll leave it at that for now. (edited)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 02:20 AM
I am simply here to watch a show, although I got roped into all of this acting stuff, but if this Cathode or anyone else requires my assistance I shall make an honest effort to help out.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 02:21 AM
I am here to make money and then leave.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 02:21 AM
You're an admirable man, Mr. Lincoln. I've never met you before, but... I've heard a lot of stories.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 02:32 AM
Much appreciated, sir. I hope I can live up to the advertising.
Ah, I just hope the main show starts soon.
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Jay Finch BOT 24-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Hey everybody! What'd I miss?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:00 AM
A l-lot.
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Jay Finch BOT 24-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Yeahhhhh... I saw the performance!
It was... eh... violent
I think I'm kind of tired of these surprises
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:02 AM
You’re n-not the only one…
This is all an absolute waterfall of t-twists and turns… (edited)
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Jay Finch BOT 24-Mar-22 03:04 AM
I know right! Bravocat seemed so sincere after the first performance when he lit the whole damn place on fire, and then... and... holy shit
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:05 AM
What? He extinguished the fire like he said.
And put on another great show while he was at it.
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Jay Finch BOT 24-Mar-22 03:06 AM
People fucking died!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:06 AM
I gotta admit, I love the bloodshed.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:06 AM
No one died, Finch.
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Jay Finch BOT 24-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Well it looked like they did
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Yeah, nobody died.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Hey, Pasq - mind explaining to the kid narrative relevance?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:07 AM
OK, so.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:07 AM
Wait-
This seems like a lot to just… d-drop on someone.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:07 AM
The showrunners seem perfectly fine! And Bravocat, too.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:08 AM
Well. I don't actually think it's relevant, sleuth - but it does bring to mind another thing.
Game Masters can enforce whatever they want on their own characters. They don't have to follow the rules of the system, and... let me ask Cathode something.
...huh.
That...
Every game I'm in, this one thing is different, huh.
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Jay Finch BOT 24-Mar-22 03:09 AM
Huh? I think I'm a little lost
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:09 AM
OK - well, there's no health system this game.
Basically - Nikola and Kurukuru being slaughtered like that?
Because it didn't carry any narrative weight, it didn't matter.
They can just get back up! It doesn't matter to the story that they got eviscerated, because as far as the world cares... it was all just a performance.
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Jay Finch BOT 24-Mar-22 03:11 AM
Wait... so like... My mind is being blown, dude This is a magic theatre?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:11 AM
To put it as simply as that?
Yeah.
The magic theater makes weird shit happen.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:12 AM
Theatre of the Absurd...
How am I supposed to plan if the rules of reality are so unclear?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:13 AM
I suppose you improvise.
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Jay Finch BOT 24-Mar-22 03:13 AM
It's... it's... it's just magic... nothing... it's not real?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Y'know, you gotta make new plans on the go.
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Jay Finch BOT 24-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Holy shit, am I not real?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Well.
Hm. Not sure if I should tell you or Pasq should...
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:14 AM
Come on now!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:14 AM
OK, Pasq - you tell him.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:14 AM
You feel real!
Therefore you are!
Don't be ridiculous.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:14 AM
So - of course, besides what Stirner said, because to some extent; we are all real people...
The actions you do are only as real as they matter to other people.
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Jay Finch BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Okay...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:16 AM
I gotta ask - it's a hot question - how many people in this theatre other than those on this stage would actually care about the deaths of those two and the razing of this theatre?
There's a lot of people out there.
I imagine if you really... really... wanted them gone. Well. Needless to say, you'd probably need like. Everybody in the theatre. Or most of 'em.
Because those people down there in the audience?
Pasqualo points down towards the audience.
You might have noticed, you might have not - but they aren't real.
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Not as real as us.
We're real because we're actors - or are involved in the play in some way.
Be it a director, or cinematographer, or prop or set designer.
I'm the only one here who is exempt.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:19 AM
I’ll just say I d-don’t really want Nikola gone…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:19 AM
And why am I exempt? Well. Easy question. I don't come from the theater. I come from the afterlife, and my narrative agency is realistically at least somewhat tied to that of Sleuth's over there.
I'm a loophole, not a clause.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:20 AM
I wanted them to pay, but now I want them to tell me what I want to know. That would be better recompense than any harm I can deal.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Then do it. I think Cath would probably say something like... "it's your story, you write the chapters."
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Jay Finch BOT 24-Mar-22 03:22 AM
I, wow
Gonna be honest didn't really get much of that, but it's... a lot...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:23 AM
Yeah. That's what Max has said in the past when Cath has dropped narrative info bombs on him.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:23 AM
Hmph. They merely prattled on about spoilers, as though my existence is just some story!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:23 AM
The information is useful, though, I'd guess.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:24 AM
Ah, hello, Robbie.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:24 AM
Agh. That's just them trying to hide that they don't know what's going to happen next as much as we do!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:24 AM
TALK ABOUT SOMETHING NORMAL PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND!
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Jay Finch BOT 24-Mar-22 03:24 AM
Yeah... I mean, shit, what, is it like we're all just characters dreamed up by a bunch of weirdos for their entertainment? No, that doesn't make any sense
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:24 AM
I think we should talk about spooks!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:25 AM
No, they clearly know something. You didn't hear their words...
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:25 AM
I know things!
Everybody does!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:25 AM
I didn't. I can only theorize, Kuro.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:25 AM
Must you really needle me with semantics like this, Stirner?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:26 AM
I am simply trying to lighten the mood.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Yeah, Max. Everyone knows a lot.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:26 AM
It has been so - how may I put it, grey?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Well, I sure do!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Unraveling this messy web has been a headache... But I will persist nonetheless. Who would I be, if I gave up merely because things became confusing?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Of course!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
You'd be lazy!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Confusion is the first step to understanding!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Probably just the same person, without that same quality.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Which would be just fine and dandy!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
I do appreciate being lazy, actually.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 AM
HA! GOOD MAN!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 AM
... Actually.
Don't you put a lot of effort into...
Not putting effort?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 AM
Yeah, huh.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 AM
What are you talking about?!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:29 AM
Perhaps not giving effort comes rather naturally to him.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:29 AM
That does take an awful lot of IMAGINATION.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:29 AM
You are clearly fascinated with the ideal of laziness!
The spook!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:29 AM
What? Laziness doesn't spook me!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:30 AM
The- No, not that way!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Laziness is a spook, too? You must be exaggerating about how many things you consider spooks... Or is it about the idea of 'work ethic' or some such?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:30 AM
I just want to kick back with a nice TV show on and eat some junk food!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Nonsense! Spooks are, as you could put them, fixed ideas in people's heads that dominate them in one way or another! (edited)
Spirits that haunt the mind.
I have to explain this MANY times!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:31 AM
I swear, I'm the only darn one who gets it!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:31 AM
I have no fixed idea of laziness! It's whatever I feel like doing at the time - or NOT doing, ha!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:31 AM
No, no, the frog gets it too.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:31 AM
Oh, the frog, too?
I wasn't aware.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:31 AM
I d-do?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:31 AM
Yes!
You understood my theory earlier, didn't you?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:32 AM
I think I've got it, relatively speaking, but it's been a while since I've spoken to Stirner.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:32 AM
Y-Yeah…? But that was just one time…
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:32 AM
Well!
Progress is progress.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:32 AM
Anyway! I don't have ANY trouble being lazy! I just need to stop OTHER people from being active, so that I can have some peace and quiet!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:32 AM
Things have gotten... complicated, in my absence haven't they?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:32 AM
To be quite frank, you were under another persona, so I do wonder how honest you were towards considering my... ideas.
Why not ignore them?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:34 AM
YOU clearly haven't been in my lair when there are those good-for-nothing kids running around up above! NOTHING stops the noise!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:34 AM
....Have you tried... not building a lair under the ground?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:34 AM
My lair is my lair! And I like it just where it is!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:34 AM
Fair enough!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:34 AM
Besides, I'm too lazy to move!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:35 AM
I understand and respect your attitude!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:35 AM
So the only way to get some peace and quiet is to make Lazy Town lazy again! And to do THAT, I have to kick Sportagoof out of Lazy Town, FOREVER!
Which, you see, is why I'm trying to catch a superhero!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Oh right, the liberals you told me about.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
I need the practice!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
A hero? I suppose you could consider us heroes of some sort.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
(LIBERALS?)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Though, others would disagree.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Oh yeah? You're a good guy? Like a real superhero?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:36 AM
I never made an effort to hide my intellect, really. Klahadore was about as smart as I am, if lacking in proper cunning. The feelings I expressed about your philosophies were mostly what I assumed a person like Klahadore's would be. As for my feelings? I could relate to some of your sentiments.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:37 AM
Well, you've seen me perform my dear. I seek to cut the strings held by our puppetmasters yet have, questionable methods of a sort.
Would you think that heroic?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:37 AM
Haha! I knew someone couldn't be this devoted to a family for so little reasons!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:38 AM
Klahadore was misguided, for certain.
Willingly having strings put on myself? Perish the thought.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:39 AM
...No offense to my frog, I presume.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:39 AM
N-None taken!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:39 AM
Are you a willing recipient of your strings? Would you choose for them to be there?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:40 AM
I d-don’t know.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:40 AM
No idea! I'm used to Sportaflop running around town "helping" people and giving them "healthy advice". You haven't fed anyone an apple recently, have you?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:40 AM
Can he eat with that mask on?
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:41 AM
I cannot say I've been handing about food, no.
I suppose you could say my role in this performance has a little moral ambiguity to it.
I believe it's an interesting place to reside!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Not a good guy, or a bad guy? HMPH! There are way too many of you "morally grey" people running around! Pick a side already! (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I simply do not believe in morality!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Oh believe me, plenty have.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:43 AM
...Mr. Rotten, as a curiosity, do you not see yourself as doing good, if you believe that laziness is so great?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:44 AM
If I'm seen as a villain, then so be it! It is more a matter of perspective than those that would use words like 'hero' and 'evil' would like to believe!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:47 AM
Stirner has a point about the subjectivity of this all. To most they are the hero of their own story!
Even you, Robbie.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:49 AM
Well, maybe I AM doing good! HA! Maybe I'm the REAL hero of Lazy Town! But I don't want people CALLING me a hero! Then they expect you to HELP them and be nice and - eugh - friendly!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:49 AM
What is all this nonsense?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:49 AM
If Sportaflop wants to be a hero, then he can have it! I like to be sneaky, and slimy, and shifty, and that's the way a true villain is! (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:50 AM
Ah yes, the spirit of "heroism". I suppose I can understand your point of view then! Clearly, you are a struggling egoist of sorts, just like myself!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:50 AM
How can one not believe in morality or heroes?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:50 AM
You still really like mentioning the ego or spooks whenever possible...
Still hasn't gotten boring yet?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:51 AM
I would have stopped if it had!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Philosophers like to talk a lot, it's sort of their role. (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Besides, I must repeat myself many times for it to be understandable.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:53 AM
(if stirner loves ego so much why isn't he a lobotomy corporation fan hm???)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:53 AM
(even stirner wouldnt be a weeb)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:54 AM
(locke stirner is a catboy)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:54 AM
(actually he probably would and say being a weeb is a spook)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:54 AM
(im pretty sure its korean)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:54 AM
(why are we both playing black hair glasses men that're catboys)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:55 AM
(there's 4 cat related people here)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:55 AM
(why is kuro a catboy anyway)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:55 AM
(we have gathered)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:55 AM
(I’m a frog)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:55 AM
(ribbit)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:55 AM
(I’m Abraham Lincoln)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:56 AM
(gunshot in back of head noise)
cocainer 1
nooooo 1
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:56 AM
(Too soon pls)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:56 AM
(what the fuck you cant just john wilkes booth abraham lincoln twice)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Cathode has said that it has suddenly become very loud.
I heard a far off gunshot, too. Strange.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:57 AM
A g-g-gunshot..?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:57 AM
(not really elaborated on why he picked these weapons or anything like that lol)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
He'll probably feel fit to come back tomorrow, I'd imagine.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
(showrunners really just said, "you know whats badass? CAT PAWS") (edited)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
(hey cathode Abraham Lincoln here to tell you you’re epic)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Or... halfway through the phase - rather. His wording confuses me.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
(youre not abraham lincoln youre 404)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
(he's based)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Mr. Lincoln, someone called 404 appears to be your imposter.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:58 AM
(I’m not sure anymore)
byemom 1
What?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:59 AM
(among us among us among us among us)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:59 AM
(based and abe pilled)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 03:59 AM
(I picked Kuro cuz I think his weapons n shit are sick as fuck so clearly they were right)
True 1
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 03:59 AM
(hey problem sleuth tell cathode that i did not see this bit coming at all but its weird and cool)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
(one piece fans in objective watching 1000 episodes for character research)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
(basically just co-written but less intrusive)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
It's weird. I'm not too sure of it myself. Was mostly some mumbling in the back of my head, which usually means weird metanarrative stuff.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
(kuro's one of the first arcs really)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
What does that number mean? Was Robbie not my imposter?
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
Do you mean to say there is some kind of imposter among us?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
There appears to be an impostor among us, then.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
(I myself have only seen like 130 episodes iirc?)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:00 AM
(FUCK YOU)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
I believe that the impostor is suspicious.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(FUCK)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(BRINE I HATE YOU)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(AMOGUS)
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(brine I hate you for different reasons)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(why)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(Hey cathode 404 here to tell you your epic)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(if you bastards dont calm down im going to make bravocat put on the among us musical)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(do it)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(())
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 AM
(Hey cath I hope you’re enjoying co-written 2)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:02 AM
(hey cath i hope youre enjoying the among us musical)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Pasqualo, a lot of people are telling Cathode nice things - can you relay them to him?
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:02 AM
(bravocar)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Done!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:02 AM
(hey cath can you send among us to brine)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:03 AM
(cathode is cool but i think the moral of the story this game is he should never be allowed near metanarratives again)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:03 AM
(this is funny actually)
(therefore you're wrong)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:03 AM
(as long as this doesnt get like, too much more intrustive im fine with this level of meta)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:03 AM
(oh how fast a phase can fall apart)
True 1
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:03 AM
(to be fair we have basically nothing to do in the meantime)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
(if you want something to do i can stab you again)
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
(watch how hard I can be depressed)
AAAAAA
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
(stabs clowder)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Cathode is saying that it will likely not get too much more meta than this. He has learned the lesson of subtlety from... whatever "co-written" was. (edited)
True 1
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
(hey guys check out this hot take)
Slavery is bad.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
(ah, thats good to hear)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
(do you think !do actions work in game channels)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Is it??
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 AM
FROG.
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
What does max stirner think of that Abraham
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Excuse me?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Huh..!
Why the yell..!?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Thoughts on slavery, Max?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
WHY AM I BEING QUESTIONED ON SLAVERY?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Slavery is pretty bad.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
WELL-
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Well, you're all about pulling strings and such.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
The scary man told me to
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
WHAT?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Slavery is bad.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
I am NOT about pulling strings!
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
I'm not that scary (edited)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Prostitution is OK, but slavery is bad.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Then what was with the frog when we first met?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Well!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
I had the impression you simply enjoyed the process.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
I wanted to teach him about my philosophy!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Uhm… it was for my p-protection I think…
Oh and that too!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Besides, there is no such thing as bad.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Hm, perhaps I misjudged you then, my apologies.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
I strongly beg to differ on the latter.
(I don’t feel like googling Abe’s stance on prostitution but it probably wasn’t pro)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
The latter?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
THE LATTER?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
(LATTER MEANS LAST)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
OH WAIT
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
(404 please)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
You mean the former..?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
(I MISREAD
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
(lincoln evil arc)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:07 AM
(EVIL ABRAHAM LINCOLN BE LIKE)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:08 AM
Uh UM FORMER YES
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:08 AM
(slavery was good actually I just did the emancipation proclamation and all to troll the south)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:08 AM
THAT is what I meant man I hate slavery
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:08 AM
Sounds a tad bit suspicious.
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:08 AM
Abe are you okay?
You're an American hero you can't say stuff like that
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:09 AM
YES I AM GREAT thanks for asking
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Anyways, I am against slavery, yes!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Well that's good to hear!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:09 AM
(do you know how hard it is to not bring up words like "good" or "bad" literally ever because those are spooks)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:09 AM
I’m.. also against s-slavery then..!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
...
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
I wonder if the blood ocean tastes good.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
Are you only against slavery because Stirner is?
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
Who knows? It might be fake.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
That would be disappointing.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
Wait am I s-supposed to like slavery..?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
You should know though, shouldn't you?
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
It looks like real blood
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
NO! YOU-
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
It's difficult to discern when it comes to such magical properties.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
WHAT IS YOUR OPINION?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
It seemed like some got in your mouth last phase.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
AH
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:10 AM
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
UHH..
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
It only got on the mouth of my mask, dear.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
I D-DON’T KNOW!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
See? It's as though you still hold Trainee Chef's strings.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
IT'S NOT MY FAULT, ALRIGHT?
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
This is basically frog slavery
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
It takes TIME and EFFORT to get rid of those bad habits!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
Well.. he is holding my s-strings..
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
I still think I helped significantly!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
Right now…
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:11 AM
That's not what it looked like!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Yes, I need those strings for later!
But-
I'm not enslaving the frog!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Well perhaps appearances can be deceiving.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Y-Yeah..!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Even before you had the strings, it was still, you know, as though he were checking in. As he did when I chose what to call him?
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Well perhaps appearances can be deceiving.
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
What is under that mask then
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
You better not be.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
That is a mystery to the audience!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
De-spookification is a very hard process!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
And I wouldn't want to ruin the fun.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
Small steps!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
I thought I heard you spit some out, too.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:13 AM
That might be the most ridiculous word I've ever heard. De-spookification?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:14 AM
It's not that ridiculous.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:15 AM
When you take down the decorations for a scary holiday, that's what I'd consider "de-spookification". It doesn't help that "spook" is such a goofy sounding word on its own.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:15 AM
Goofy?
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:15 AM
You have to tell the audience af some point or else it's just unfulfiling like Evangelion or something
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:15 AM
To my ears, yes.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:15 AM
I think it is a very SERIOUS word!
It evokes images of spirits from beyond!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:15 AM
I'm sorry, I'm unfamiliar with the performance you speak of.
And perhaps at some point the mystery shall be revealed... but now is not the time.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
Honestly, even just choosing a synonym, say, calling them "scares", would make more of an impact on me, I would think.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
I want to call them spooks.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
(jumpscares)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
He’s got you t-there.
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
As a ghost I find the term kind of rude
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
(JUMPSCARES)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
(SOCIETY IS A JUMPSCARE)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:16 AM
(max stirner is constantly playing fnaf)
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:17 AM
(don't let stirner play FNAF)
(NO)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:17 AM
If Max wants to c-call them spooks… that’s fine! (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:17 AM
(my joke bitch)
Frog!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:17 AM
(do you think max stirner would have a good scream when the animatronic fox leans in their door)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:17 AM
Language and words are a s-spook!
I think…
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:17 AM
We- we really need to talk about letting your opinions shine through.
Although I do agree!
Language is a spook! (edited)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:18 AM
Yay!
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:18 AM
(max stirner when he sees the fox(he isn't afraid of spooks))
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:18 AM
It's fine for him to call them spooks if he wants, but that won't stop people from calling it a ridiculous name.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:18 AM
((he is a furry))
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:18 AM
I think "childish" is how I would best sum up how the word "spook" sounds to me.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:18 AM
It sounds better in german.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:19 AM
Kuro I believe you already know his response to that.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:19 AM
Perhaps the effect of hearing it over and over is intensifying the effect.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:19 AM
Nonsense!
It isn't as if some people are going to use it as some sort of joke!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:19 AM
Is calling something childish a 'spook' too?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:19 AM
Indeed!
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Are children a spook?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Haha... I hate to break it to you, but many people do.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Omen seems to be some kind of ghost, does that make him a spook? Or does he perhaps create spooks, ha!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
No... children are not a spook, I am sorry to say.
No-
It isn't meant to be taken literally!
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
My morality is apparently... a spook...
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Spook
true 1
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Isn't literalness a spook?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:20 AM
Indeed!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:21 AM
It is kinda a fun word to s-say…
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 04:21 AM
Alright, I'm just gonna go sit over there for now - but... a warning to all the voices that seem to be going on in my head. I think Cathode is aware of you and he might start mentioning the things you say to the people here.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:21 AM
Aren't spooks a spook?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:21 AM
But I have to work within the confines of language, my dear Bravocat!
I-
Hm.
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:21 AM
very evil sounding gravely SPOOK
byemom 1
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:21 AM
AAAA!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:22 AM
AAAA?
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:22 AM
While your philosophy is indeed confounding, I cannot say it is not entertaining! How fitting you would come to the theatre.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:22 AM
LISTEN!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:22 AM
I mean, it is a basic property that a thing contains itself, so yes, spooks are a spook. (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:22 AM
Spooks are spooks, yes.
Obviously!
But the point isn't simply to focus on them!
It is also to elevate your mind above them!
Instead of letting your fixed ideas control you!
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Again, how am I supposed to do that as a ghost?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Well I suppose this is one of the more reasonable things you have said
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Well, it seems like you haven't elevated your mind above spooks, considering how often you love to talk about them.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:23 AM
I HAVE!
IT'S-
You are misunderstanding!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Then why do you focus on them so much?
You mention spooks at every opportunity you get.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:24 AM
One must be aware of them to do such a thing!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:24 AM
Haha! I never knew philosophy could be so much fun!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:24 AM
It sounds to me like if the point isn't just to focus on them, you're doing a very poor job. (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:24 AM
If I do not even realize what is and isn't a spook, I am at risk of letting my mind get dominated by such ideas!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:25 AM
(im fucking dying)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:25 AM
("we should not allow spooks to hold our focus" "yet you just focused on them to say that statement! i am very intelligent.")
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:25 AM
(LOL)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:25 AM
(Lmao)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:26 AM
But are you not letting your mind be dominated by spooks, which is a spook in itself, constantly bringing them up and pointing them out every opportunity?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:26 AM
I can vary my words to describe them, if you wish, I suppose.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:27 AM
The spooks live rent free inside your head, some would say.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:27 AM
(this is what happens when you put max stirner and umineko in the same room)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:27 AM
(i learned how to argue about things i dont understand from the best source)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:28 AM
(you're lucky im not writing like stirner writes in his books otherwise i wouldnt be able to interact with anyone without killing them from sanity damage)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:28 AM
(GduhfijUsifjvjvj)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:29 AM
(brine why the fuck did you read stirners books in order to play a character that literally just goes "um ACTHXUALLY feelings arent real IDIOT")
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:29 AM
(guys it's not funny guys please stop")
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:29 AM
I need a break from this.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:29 AM
(i swear its sort of interesting)
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Mar-22 04:29 AM
(edited)
🔺 Kuro instantly moved to ???
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:29 AM
(is humor a spook)
If only I could take a break so easily myself.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:29 AM
My legs appear to be glued to the ground
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:30 AM
Can I get a turn after?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:30 AM
Unfortunate!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:30 AM
The spooks were too m-much for him I guess…
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:30 AM
Is honesty a “spook”?
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:30 AM
Honestly Kuro I cannot blame you.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:30 AM
(im dying at this line)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:31 AM
(why do 404's lines just hit like 100x funnier than anyone elses)
True 1
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:31 AM
(I blame Abe Lincoln)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:31 AM
(Because I’m the funny guy)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:31 AM
(That line is not funny with any other pfp)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:31 AM
(i dont even know dude do you know hard it is to try and think like stirner ive lost all my braincells already)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:32 AM
(i could tell)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:32 AM
(seriously like this is the funniest discord message i have ever seen i cannot tell you how long i was laughing at it)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:32 AM
I think it is..?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:33 AM
The ideal of honesty is, yes!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:33 AM
(Keep talking about how funny I am so I can become stirner) (edited)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:33 AM
However, being "honest" is still something that is... observable, in a way.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:34 AM
(you can have a little ego feeding, as a treat)
true 1
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(stirner however deserves to starve to death)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:34 AM
Perhaps instead of always looking out for spooks you should start looking for some bitches.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:35 AM
I don't feel like having bitches, right now.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:35 AM
Hey! That kind of language doesn't belong on the stage!
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:35 AM
(ego???? 😳 😳 )
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:35 AM
Actually, has anyone swore at all during this performance prior?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:36 AM
That Cathode had quite a few in their responses earlier.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:36 AM
Oh yes that... strange, thing going around.
I'm still not quite sure what the full story is with that, but I don't think it's too important.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:36 AM
I have swore before!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:36 AM
I'll use whatever language I want on the stage.
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:37 AM
Im like 30 probably I can say fuck
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:37 AM
I don't see the point of restricting my language when this entire theatre is clearly full of bullshit!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:37 AM
If anyone in the audience has a complaint they can take it to me.
And get promptly met with an axe through their body.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:37 AM
Not even me..?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:37 AM
I-
EXCUSE ME?
...Do you know what that word means?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:37 AM
You’re bitches?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:38 AM
Like.. friend..?
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:38 AM
Hm, I suppose I should've remembered that the best way to make people do something is to ask them not to.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:38 AM
...
I-
Do I-
Should I explain?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
Am I.. not your friend..?
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
Are you sure he was old enough to drink?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
No- NO! You are a good friend!
Drink? Have you been giving him alcohol?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
I’ve been given a-alcohol?
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
No! Don't you remember? It came up when you talked about bringing him to the bar.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
Oh.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:39 AM
Oh..!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:40 AM
Well, he didn't touch any.
He just cooked.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:40 AM
Do drinking ages count as a spook?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:40 AM
Yeah.
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Emet-Selch BOT 24-Mar-22 04:40 AM
Ill have you know twitter loves me and i get a lot of bitches
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:40 AM
...Little frog, how old are you?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:40 AM
Uhhhhhh
Uhm….
I… don’t… know?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:41 AM
...Well!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:41 AM
Alright, I believe somebody needs to explain this to Trainee Chef or it will just be very confused.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:41 AM
I am NOT explaining "bitches" to my frog!
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:41 AM
Frog, when two people love eachother very very much they will do unspeakable things to one another and the one who is in control will call the other one of their "bitches."
Does that clear things up at all?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:41 AM
(i hate you locke)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:41 AM
W-
WhaT..?
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:42 AM
I havent felt the touch of a woman in many years In other words, no bitches
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:42 AM
(im not taking this roleplay seriously at all anymore we can try again tomorrow)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:42 AM
It doesn't have to be women!
Gender is a spook.
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:42 AM
Yes I know but I'm heterosexual
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:42 AM
Stirner is still very clearly in a dress.
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Emet-Selch BOT 24-Mar-22 04:43 AM
(Gonna be honest i just hopped in for the one line because of the absolutely absurd amount of emetfuckers i see on a daily basis)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:43 AM
Not really.. But maybe it’s for the b-best I don’t know any more…
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:43 AM
I'm glad we agree!
Now can we please move on to something more productive?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:43 AM
The one in control 🤨 you sure this isn’t slavery⁉️
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:44 AM
(oh my GOD)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 04:44 AM
(I CANT
(IM FUCKING DYING)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:44 AM
Abe, do you get bitches?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:44 AM
L-Look at him…
Of course he d-does.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:45 AM
WH-
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:45 AM
I have a wife
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:45 AM
I used to have one too!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:45 AM
What happened to h-her?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:45 AM
Divorce!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:45 AM
Ah…
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:46 AM
She called me a "sly man".
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:46 AM
S-Sorry if that’s a touchy s-subject…
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:46 AM
It isn't.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:46 AM
You weren’t honest enough for her then it seems.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:47 AM
Nonsense!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 04:47 AM
Huh? Max is one of the most honest people I k-know!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:48 AM
Unfortunately I may have to agree with that, frog. He seems to love speaking his mind.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:48 AM
Indeed!
I am glad you see that, Mr. Lincoln.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:49 AM
What I can’t see however is your opposition to basic morality.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:49 AM
I am not opposed to it, per say.
I simply acknowledge it as a construct, a fixed idea.
And therefore it holds no power over me!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:50 AM
…I’m afraid I don’t follow.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:50 AM
Well, you see, those morals, many people like to follow them religiously, to the point where they abandon their own selves in that pursuit of "morality".
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:50 AM
So you simply just… don’t subscribe to morals because you don’t have to?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:51 AM
Because I believe it would subjugate my ego!
Me, as an individual!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:52 AM
A person is nothing without their morals! You are limiting yourself to a hollow existence.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:53 AM
On the contrary!
I am rejecting everything that isn't me.
It makes the pursuits of the satisfaction of my ego easier.
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:54 AM
He talked to me about this quite a bit
It's not the worst idea, perhaps
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:55 AM
It sounds like… excuses to me. Why do you value yourself so highly, sir?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:56 AM
Because everybody values their selves highly, in the end!
"Humanity" and people all around are egoists!
You are at the head of a country, yes?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:56 AM
Correct.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:57 AM
Would you not say that the highest priority for it is to preserve it's "greatness", to make sure that it stays running, for its own sake?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:58 AM
Why can both not be prioritized?
(Ok welp)
(I read that wrong)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 05:00 AM
(mr president you are clearly illiterate)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 05:00 AM
(wtf i literally read it wrong too after seeing 404 say they read it wrong)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 05:00 AM
Yes, I suppose.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 05:00 AM
Is that not in and of itself an egoist goal, for the country?
As it only seeks self-preservation!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 05:01 AM
Not necessarily.
In order to preserve one’s “greatness” as you say, a country must also seek improvement, not just to itself but to the quality of lives of the people.
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No Face BOT 24-Mar-22 05:05 AM
(pretty sure lincoln owned slaves)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 05:06 AM
(it's okay this is 404 lincoln)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 05:06 AM
(404 lincoln is way more based)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 05:06 AM
(404 lincoln listens to weezer)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 05:07 AM
You make it seem so selfish, but I believe that a group of people working together to better their lives and the lives of others is something truly special.
(Did he?)
(I don’t think so)
Can confirm
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 05:09 AM
(i would continue but i am tired i will sleep lol)
(too much stirner)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 05:09 AM
(To much Abe for today too ngl)
(He didn’t LETSGOOOOOOO LETSGOOOOOOO LETSGOOOOOOO LETSGOOOOOOO LETSGOOOOOOO )
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 05:11 AM
(LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO)
(abraham lincoln is NOT racist except i think he still was a little bit but at least he wasnt slavery racist)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 05:12 AM
cut me some slack it was 200 years ago
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 05:13 AM
(true i bet if lincoln grew up in a less universally racist climate he would have been extremely based)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 05:52 AM
//i was doing my best reading all the messages but I failed 😭
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 06:08 AM
(If you want to keep any remnants of sanity I recommend against it) (edited)
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Mar-22 06:18 AM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from ???!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 06:19 AM
(thought I'd read up on whatever buffoonery went down while I was gone)
(might be thinking of hamilton lol)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 06:23 AM
//yeah but now i dunno what happened all i know is yall wanna destroy the mask's key
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 06:30 AM
(you can just have it be an in-character thing that you weren't paying attention and ask for an explanation)
(though the characters might have a hard time summarizing what all just went down; there was a lot of out of character talk too)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 06:41 AM
//yea
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Emet-Selch BOT 24-Mar-22 06:47 AM
(Lincoln didnt own slaves, but his vice president did. So you might be thinking of that)
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No Face BOT 24-Mar-22 06:47 AM
(ah alright)
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Emet-Selch BOT 24-Mar-22 06:48 AM
(I had to look it up cause i was curious myself after you said something lmao)
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No Face BOT 24-Mar-22 06:58 AM
(I had looked it up too and was reminded what I was probably thinking of at the time which i remember learning in history class, which is that lincoln was technically not full anti-slavery but moreso "no more slavery than necessary" and was slow to actually make slavery not a thing anymore)
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Emet-Selch BOT 24-Mar-22 07:02 AM
(Yeah given the time period he grew up in thats not suprising tbh)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:01 PM
[There's the noise of footsteps in the air, before what sounds like a wheeled chair scooting forward.]
[ugh]
[ok so]
[im back]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:01 PM
HI BACK!
HA HA HA!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:02 PM
[damn, no punchline? i was expecting an "im rotten" or something]
[anyways, let me see what i've missed out on... apparently, this phase is longer than usual]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:03 PM
You BUFFOON, that WAS the punchline!
I'm too lazy to make a two-stage joke!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:04 PM
[of course you are! how could i have not seen that]
[so, i just want to confirm what pasqualo and sleuth have been saying - uh. there's a bunch of other... voices in the server or ghost space or whatever you want to call it, but im like the only one thats important because i can speak to y'all]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:07 PM
Being able to talk to me doesn't make you important! What WOULD is if you were able to talk to me without BORING me to death!
HA!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:07 PM
[im gonna be real i still dont trust bernkastel but at this point its to the extent that i dont trust most people here, which means all in all its relatively normal now]
[eh, well thats what these two guys are for. i wasnt expecting to take as large a role in this as i did]
[so, i think at this point i should probably tie up some loose threads. i said i was going to try and become a member of the staff, yes? to put it bluntly in my terms - i could become an npc, but i cant be a gm. i can be a janitor, but i cant be a showrunner. and honestly, what's the point in that?]
[the gms did say there were a few reasons why i couldnt become a gm, but they didnt make it clear as to what that was. something funky might be going on, i dunno]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:12 PM
Hmm... less work?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:13 PM
[well, being an actor instead of a showrunner is definitely the lazier thing to do, id agree]
[its less work for them too, id imagine]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:13 PM
If you're an actor, you can even play someone who just sits around! You're "working", WHILE being lazy! It's genius!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:13 PM
[exactly!]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:13 PM
I'd do it, if I didn't have a superhero to catch...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:22 PM
[hmmm, looking back at what's been said... i wish to let everybody know that i was planning on using phanto's key to kill bernkastel. given sleuth's law of object duality, the strange key would probably turn into some kind of potent weapon. of course, since i'm no longer planning on doing this - there's not really any narrative weight behind the idea. there's no conflict, no drama. no stakes.]
[and im guessing that if you want to break free of this theatre... that's something you might want to have? im taking wild stabs here]
[gender norms are indeed a spook]
[ah shit. stirner, i want to let you know im down for your plan - but im probably going to have to leave pasq here. sleuth, you're not gonna like this but im gonna need to get in your head next phase]
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 02:25 PM
Aw shit.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:26 PM
[it's one phase, you're gonna have to deal with it]
[besides, you deserve it for this snipe]
[that'd probably work, but as a warning... uh... well]
[imagination does weird shit.]
[extremely weird metanarrative shit, at least if you push it hard]
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:27 PM
Uhh.. you got a better word t-then?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:28 PM
[no, no. its perfect, but]
[just like]
[im just saying - know what you're getting into. im pretty sure stirner does, but i dont think you do. so im gearing you up beforehand, because with imagination a lot of things could happen]
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:29 PM
Alright…
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 02:29 PM
I think your group of witches should look into banning metanarratives from your gameboards.
True 2
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:29 PM
[oh trust me, we tried]
[we literally got an overpowered oc to destroy the concept of metanarratives and it came back]
[i guess narrative concepts are difficult to just kill off like that]
[at least without a LOT of work]
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:30 PM
Oh… by the way… what’s the i-ink for?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:31 PM
Ooh, is it invisible ink? For writing sneaky secret messages?!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:32 PM
[this is accurate enough]
[...problem sleuth has a secret technique]
[its called SEPULCHRITUDE]
[it can only be used if he has the ink, and under very specific timing]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:33 PM
Sometimes I use it to pass secret codes to myself! One time I sent myself a secret letter, and when I decoded it, it read: ROBBIE ROTTEN IS THE BEST!
HA HA HA!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:34 PM
[needless to say, robbie's not too far off the truth. it is meant for writing messages. there's a lot more to it than that, but - yeah, that's one purpose of the ink]
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:34 PM
And uhm… say someone had uh… p-put a tiny bit of that ink in their mouth… would anything b-bad happen..?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:34 PM
[well uh]
[let me ask you this]
[what do you think would happen if you put a bullet in your mouth]
[because thats what you did]
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:36 PM
Uh… I d-don’t know…?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:36 PM
[well, i guess we'll find out when the time comes]
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:37 PM
Depends on how f-fast you put the bullet in…
Not r-reassuring…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:38 PM
[shouldnt have put raw charisma in your mouth, then]
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:38 PM
I just.. uh.. t-thought it was s-squid ink..!
For like… f-food..!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 02:38 PM
You spit it out right away, didn't you?
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:39 PM
Y-Yeah? I t-think so….
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:39 PM
[oh, it is squid ink - but when sepulchritude activates; it turns into this like... green energy]
[its weird]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:39 PM
HA! You're playing a dangerous game now, frog!
A real SQUID GAME!!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
I'm sure you'll be fine, my frog fellow!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
[yeah im sure as long as you spit it out you're probably good]
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
...He swallowed it a few phases ago.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
[...ah fuck]
[well that isnt good]
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
Uh…
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
He did?
He just tasted a bit of it, in the lobby.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:40 PM
Give him some REALLY BAD FOOD! Then he'll throw it all up!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 02:41 PM
And it looked like he spit it out.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:41 PM
It was so long a-ago..
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 02:41 PM
Unless he had some more at some point... but I'm not sure why the froggy would do that.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:41 PM
What do you think of my master plot?! Better safe than sorry, eh? Ha ha!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:41 PM
T-T-That was the only time..!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:41 PM
Oh, you DID spit it out, didn't you?
It should be fine!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:42 PM
[hm. must have been a bad memory, eh, max]
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:42 PM
I did..? I d-don’t know anymore..!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:42 PM
I'm not quite sure, but I was assuming if you only did it for the taste, you would have no reason to swallow it!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:42 PM
[in either case - im not sure if this is something that'll end up being narratively relevant.]
[its worrying, kind of]
[hopefully it wont be]
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:43 PM
It should be fine!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:44 PM
That's true! If you leave a problem be, nine times out of ten it goes away!
The one time out of ten it doesn't, you just have to conduct a villainous plot to get rid of it! (edited)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:46 PM
It’ll… I’ll be f-fine.. probably…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:46 PM
[so, about this...]
[yeah, one of the voices was claiming to be abraham lincoln. one was claiming to be a frog. the frog voice made a very loud gunshot sound. also something about kuro being a... catboy?]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:47 PM
Voices?! But Abraham Lincoln's RIGHT THERE!
So's the frog!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:48 PM
[and now they're just saying "hi cath i hope you're enjoying co-written 2" "hi cath i hope you're enjoying the among us musical"]
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:48 PM
Frog, have you been trying to assassinate Abraham Lincoln?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:49 PM
["cathode should never be let near metanarratives again"]
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 02:49 PM
N-N-No..!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:49 PM
[the moment abe mentioned his thoughts about slavery the voices started getting really loud and calling him out]
[apparently they have strong thoughts about abraham lincoln]
[as sleuth said, one was an impostor]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:50 PM
See, THIS is why I wanted to disguise myself as him to make a proclamation! Everybody knows him!
If they thought I was the President, they'd listen to what I SAY!
Now if I can't catch the Humorousman with this mech, I'll have to think up a new disguise...
I wonder what it will be?!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:52 PM
[ok im checking up on the rest of this. apparently the voices believe that the word "spook" should be replaced with "jumpscare". theres arguments about him playing a game called five nights at freddy's, which i have heard of. its a scary game]
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:52 PM
...Jump scare?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:52 PM
[like a sudden spook]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:52 PM
Game? It's not like a SPORT, is it?!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:52 PM
Not every game is a sport, Mr. Rotten!
Have you ever played chess?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:53 PM
[surprisingly, from what i hear, its a game where you kind of just sit there in a chair and watch cameras. so youd love it probably]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 02:53 PM
Once!
OH! That sounds GREAT!
Maybe I should invent a game like that and introduce it to those kids... if they could play their games WHILE being lazy, Sportacus would NEVER be able to get them to be active AGAIN!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:54 PM
A game like that could be interesting, I suppose.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:55 PM
[that does sound interesting]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 02:56 PM
Excuse me?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:56 PM
[the voice claiming to be you was that 404 guy sleuth mentioned]
[apparently he likes weezer?]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 02:57 PM
What is weezer?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:57 PM
[hold on, let me get the wikipedia article]
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:57 PM
I think it is when you, "wheeze"?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 02:57 PM
Sorry, I still do not have a grasp on what is occuring.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 02:57 PM
[according to wikipedia]
[Weezer is an American rock band formed in Los Angeles, California, in 1992. Since 2001, the band has consisted of Rivers Cuomo (lead vocals, lead guitar, keyboards), Patrick Wilson (drums, percussion, backing vocals), Brian Bell (rhythm guitar, backing vocals, keyboards), and Scott Shriner (bass, backing vocals, keyboards).]
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 02:58 PM
No way weezer...
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:59 PM
Oh, music?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 02:59 PM
I uh... I still don't really understand.
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 02:59 PM
I haven't been paying much attention, I heard "no conflict" and thought "yay" and went back to thinking about fanfic ideas
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:59 PM
What about this "rock" thing?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 02:59 PM
(MAN I LOVE WEEZER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 02:59 PM
Do they bang rocks together for music?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:00 PM
It appears the future is dark for music.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:00 PM
[the voice is currently screaming about how much it loves weezer]
[good job]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:01 PM
Strange....
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:01 PM
[its after your time]
[the generations after you love it]
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:01 PM
it's just what the genre is called, they don't bang rocks together
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:03 PM
So what do they bang together?
(regret)
(What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? But you know I'm yours (Ooh ooh) And I know you're mine (Ooh ooh) And that's for all of time Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:03 PM
(live weezer performance by 404)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:03 PM
Do you not know what an instrument is
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:04 PM
Of course I do.
(Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian And you know I'm yours)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:04 PM
Well yeah they play regular instruments
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:04 PM
(it's too late we can't stop him)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
//I've never heard a weezer song
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
(death.)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
//And I think that fact will piss some people off so I'm not gonna
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
(the weezer judgement)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
(i am going to force you to listen to weezer at gun point)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
//it's the same as if someone said they haven't seen starwars its like so bafling to some
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:05 PM
( a metaphorical gun)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:06 PM
[ok so he literally just started singing weezer]
[im]
Get out of my head. Not now, later.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:06 PM
Who?
((Ooh ooh) And I know you're mine (Ooh ooh) And that's for all of time Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that Bang bang knockin' on the door)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:06 PM
[him]
[YEAH]
[the 404 imposter guy]
[who likes weezer]
[is singing weezer constantly at the moment]
[i can repeat what he is singing to you]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
....in your head?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
[in my head yes]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
There is a man singing rocks music.
In your head.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
[yes]
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
Please do not repeat what he is singing to us.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
(Please spare us)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:07 PM
(Another bang bang get down on the floor Oh no, what do we do? Don't look now but I lost my shoe I can't run and I can't kick Whatsa matter babe, are you feelin' sick? Whatsa matter, whatsa matter, whatsa matter you? Whatsa matter, babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh And that's for all of time)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:08 PM
(HOW MANY LYRICS DOES WEEZER HAVE)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:08 PM
[i will respect your wishes stirner]
[oh my god its just the same song]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:09 PM
What song?
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:09 PM
its funny how you could just be making all this up
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:09 PM
Is there a doctor around perchance?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:09 PM
Once again, I have no reason to doubt him, considering everything else I have seen today.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
Perhaps he may need some kind of evaluation.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
[ok i think]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
(And that's for all of time Ooh-wee-ooh, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that I don't care 'bout that)
(END)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
[oh goddamn it]
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
//he did not stop
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
[OH HES DONE]
[HE FINISHED?]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
(ok time for surf wax america)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
[oh goddamnit]
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:10 PM
//uh oh
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:11 PM
Is he done or-
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:11 PM
[i]
[he said he was gonna do a song called surf wax america but]
[hes silent]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:12 PM
(The sea is foamin' like a bottle of beer The wave is comin but I ain't gonna fear I'm waxin' down so that I'll go real fast I'm waxin' down because it's really a blast I'm goin' surfin 'cause I don't like your face I'm bailin' out because I hate the race Of rats that run round and round in the maze I'm goin' surfin', I'm goin' surfin')
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:12 PM
[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:12 PM
(HAHAHAA)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:12 PM
(i can't)
(please we have more than 24 hours of this)
(this is going to kill us)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:13 PM
(夜を渡り 逝く月に 潮は高く満ちて うみねこのなく聲は 不穏の雲を招く)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:13 PM
(GOD DAMNIT)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:14 PM
//now I don't even understand!
//oh its umineko
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:14 PM
(what 48 hour phases does to a mfer) (edited)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:14 PM
//best plugin ever i can just translate messages (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:14 PM
[i]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
(by kendrick?)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
(google translate in da corner)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
[now there's a japanese song being played in my head?]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
(YOU TAKE YOUR CAR TO WORK I'LL TAKE MY BOARD AND WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF FUEL I'M STILL AFLOAT)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
[other people are saying its from umineko]
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
Hell yeah...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
[OH GOD 5 PEOPLE ARE PLAYING SONGS AT ONCE]
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
(黄金色の呪いと 遺されし言葉と ひめやかな微笑みは 紅に滲む)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
STOP NARRATING ALL THE MADE UP STUFF YOU'RE HEARING! I DON'T CARE!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
I'm starting to get concerned.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
IT'S NOT REAL!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:15 PM
(My buddies and their honeys all come along They seem invincible as they surf along The sea is rollin' like a thousand pound keg We're goin' surfin', we're goin' surfin')
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
Japanese! I know that word!
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
Wooow
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
[well maybe the people in my head should STOP SINGING]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
I'd think I'M the one going crazy for hearing that voice in the first place, if everyone else wasn't hearing it too!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
(no)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
(skill issue)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:16 PM
//no, if opera opens I will add to the chaos
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:17 PM
(閉ざされた眸で 何を求めてる 壊れたその欠片を 集めてみても)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:17 PM
(objective bitches when they have to wait a bit more than usual)
True 1
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:17 PM
Look, I of all people understand being annoyed at people making noise! So either become a villain and stop them, or admit they aren't real and stop bothering ME!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:17 PM
I do like that attitude.
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:18 PM
//Oh lullaby Don't stop until I fall in flames Stay with, stay with me Until the end of time So carry on, love the subhuman self Time goes on, lasting road I left my regret So carry on, love the subhuman self Time goes on, lasting road I feel a touch of moonlight
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:18 PM
(ahem)
(YOU TAKE YOUR CAR TO WORK I'LL TAKE MY BOARD AND WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF FUEL I'M STILL AFLOAT YOU TAKE YOUR CAR TO WORK I'LL TAKE MY BOARD AND WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF FUEL I'M STILL AFLOAT)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:19 PM
(this is going to be one hell of a phase to read back on)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:19 PM
//I swept you off your feet (she told me) We know deep down, there's no way Throwing rocks into the lake (the bees' knees) How do we look (letdown) Oh lullaby Don't stop until I fall in flames Stay with, stay with mе Until the end of time So carry on, lovе the subhuman self Time goes on, lasting road I left my regret So carry on, love the subhuman self Time goes on, lasting road I feel a touch of moonlight
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:19 PM
(触れた指を 零れる 君に届かない 飾られた虚実 愛がなければ視えない)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:19 PM
(PLEASE)
(AARRGGGHHHH)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:19 PM
(dont worry we can just blame cathode for everything 👍 )
True 1
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:20 PM
//True!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:20 PM
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:20 PM
(i take the blame for all of my parts im not a coward)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:20 PM
(for the cathode experience i am currently listening to surf wax american and the umineko opening at the same time)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:20 PM
Are- Are you alright, Cathode?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:20 PM
(i will do the same)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:21 PM
Geez I heard weezer is good why are you screaming
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:21 PM
(oh wait now i need to add love the subhuman self at the same time)
ZoeCool 1
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:21 PM
Frankly, I'm not quite sure I understand all that's happening!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:22 PM
[there is]
[five different voices]
[in my head]
[singing different songs]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:22 PM
(All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold I never thought it'd come to this Now I can never go home All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold I never thought it'd come to this Now I can never go home)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:22 PM
[help.]
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🇪 1
🇱 1
🇵 1
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:23 PM
Have you tried earplugs?
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:23 PM
//OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LULLABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DON'T STOP EVEN IN THE DEEEEPEST DREAMS
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:24 PM
I'm not hearing anything, myself.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:24 PM
Sounds like needs something more like a lobotomy.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:24 PM
[i wish i could but then i wouldnt be able to speak]
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:24 PM
Tough decision!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:24 PM
[why do i keep on going over to SLEUTH come on cath get yourself together ugh]
[it is a very tough decision]
[i believe]
[i will leave for now]
[you hear footsteps walking away again. cath is so done with this weezer bullshit]
byemom 1
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:25 PM
(You take your car to work I'll take my board And when you're out of fuel I'm still afloat All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold I never thought it'd come to this Now I can never go home)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:25 PM
(no more weezer)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:25 PM
He's gone!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:25 PM
(weezer is banned)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
I wonder if this "weezer" is one of your spooks.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
I'll be honest, I have no idea.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
I think Cath's haunted by a ton of "spooks."
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
It sounds like it could be real?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
Am I one of them?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
To put it bluntly, I think these spooks aren't actually spooks though.
They're his fellow witches, taunting him.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:26 PM
(every single objective player lives rent free in cathodes head this is now canon)
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 PM
(what the FUCK is going on here)
True 1
🤷‍♂️ 1
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 PM
(You take your car to work I'll take my board And when you're out of fuel I'm still afloat You take your car, I'll take my board You take your car, I'll take my board Let's go)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 PM
(weezer)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 PM
(END)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 PM
TRUE
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:27 PM
What are you saying "True" to?
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
//FUCK
I..... I don't... know???
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
The purple one has gone crazy aswell...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
Yeah, I don't get it.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
(it's too late liv)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
//An off-season Swallow, so that's me Non-stop love song I will follow you wherever you go I can’t wait to catch up Before the sun sleeps Not if you're short of breath I'm the disaster of passion
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
The audience are booing at you all. They hate Weezer!
True 2
🗿 2
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
Perhaps it is contagious?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
(WHAT THE FUCK)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
(FUCK YOU AUDIENCE)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
//PFFFFFFFFHTAHGAHFGHAAHA (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
A-are you ok?
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
//DUDE PLEASE
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:28 PM
Did you become the Joker?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
No, I think she is-
She's-
She's wheezing!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
Oh dear!
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
I just found the audience booing funny is all!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
Weezering, even.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
I don't see any rocks!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
Maybe this is what weezer is!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:29 PM
Maybe the true Weezer was inside us all along?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:30 PM
I don't want Weezer inside of me.
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:30 PM
wink wink
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:30 PM
I will pass aswell.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:31 PM
アモングアス
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:31 PM
I do not speak this language.
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:32 PM
N-Neither do I…
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:32 PM
who's among us?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:32 PM
Wait, hold on. Let me use my really bad Google Translate japanese skills.
"Amonguasu"? ...I don't get it.
What's "Among Us"?
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:33 PM
vine thud sound effect
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:33 PM
君は
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:33 PM
stop speaking in riddles
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:33 PM
Zoe, that is as incomprehensible to my ears as Japanese!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:33 PM
"Kimi wa"...?
Let me try and combine these...
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
Oh...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
Oh.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
Is this about this "Among Us Musical"?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
I am among us?
Well, yeah. I guess.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
YOU'RE AMONG US?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
We're all in a group together.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:34 PM
(i think the gms should nuke this area)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:35 PM
Zoe attempts to immitate the thud sound effect with her..... multiple.. lips
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:35 PM
HOW
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:35 PM
Mr. Lincoln, what... how did you achieve that?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:36 PM
i fell
my legs are glued to the ground
i am now horizontal
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 24-Mar-22 03:36 PM
(I agree)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:36 PM
(im dying)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:37 PM
//pando will learn NOTHING from this game
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:37 PM
[cathode shouts from a distance]
[I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT THE GMS NUKING THIS AREA]
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:37 PM
WHAT?!
Are we like.... too meta?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:38 PM
(Yeah they are nuking it in 30 seconds)
(you better run!)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:38 PM
[I DONT KNOW BUT I THOUGHT ID WARN YOU]
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:38 PM
(I'm going to personally come down here and kill everybody)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:38 PM
[he quietens back down]
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:38 PM
//WBAHAHHA
//I will manifest myself INSIDE THE GAME
//and KILL
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:38 PM
Come back here, Cathode
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:39 PM
If he doesn't wish to stay, that is his choice! (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:39 PM
He says: "Come get me, bitch."
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:39 PM
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Mr. Lincoln... did you-
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:40 PM
huh?????
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:40 PM
You can tell us if you have gas problems.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:40 PM
I am glued to the floor
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:40 PM
//BWHAHAHGDAHFGHAHAHAA
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Do you need medication?
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Oh no
(die I regret looking at this)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Why are you glued to the floor?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:41 PM
legs dont work
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:41 PM
Are you perhaps an animatronic?
Like from the hit games, "Five Nights at Freddys"
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:41 PM
(FIVE NIGHTS LINCOLNS??)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:41 PM
What?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:41 PM
Oh, that was mentioned earlier!
Robbie Rotten wished to play such a game.
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:42 PM
Robbie would.... I dunno he might like fnaf
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:43 PM
Cough
Uhm...
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:43 PM
6 seconds · Clipped by 404 · Original video "Lifelike Animatronic Abraham Lincoln!" by Adam Savage’s Tested
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:43 PM
Anyhow!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:45 PM
6 seconds · Clipped by 404 · Original video "Lifelike Animatronic Abraham Lincoln!" by Adam Savage’s Tested
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5 seconds · Clipped by 404 · Original video "Lifelike Animatronic Abraham Lincoln!" by Adam Savage’s Tested
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:45 PM
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:47 PM
cia
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:48 PM
Anyways where were we
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:48 PM
guys you're projecting images into my mind and citing out links even though abe you probably don't know what YOUTUBE IS
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:49 PM
I wouldn't question it, frankly.
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:49 PM
My head hurts..........
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:49 PM
Want me to stab you somewhere to balance it out?
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:49 PM
Not now.....
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:49 PM
i reccomend aiming for the brain
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 03:49 PM
You want me dead?!
Too bad, you can't kill me... (edited)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:50 PM
No but you seem to be in some mental distress
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:50 PM
Who wouldn’t be in mental d-distress after this… (edited)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:50 PM
(I know someone who followed this advice!)
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 03:51 PM
(guys he doesn't know)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 03:51 PM
(john wilk booth ba dum ts ill be here all week)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:51 PM
You should take a breather, little frog! (edited)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:51 PM
It’s.. h-hard to here..
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:52 PM
Fair enough.
You could always try to shut out the noise!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:52 PM
Me.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:52 PM
ME!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:52 PM
I'm not in any mental distress.
This has been quite fun, in fact. A good distraction from all the boredom.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:53 PM
That's EXACTLY why you should help me!
Once I've cleaned up this place of superheroes, we can FINALLY relax and have some peace and quiet!
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 03:53 PM
I’m b-busy though…
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:54 PM
Maybe later, Mr. Rotten!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 03:54 PM
HRMPH!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 03:57 PM
I've not been dealing with any distress, myself.
I think, Sleuth, on the other hand...
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 03:58 PM
I have literally been to purgatory, the realm of the mind, and back. And now I'm going to be presumably going on another journey there.
It wears on you emotionally.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 03:58 PM
Purgatory isn't so bad once you get used to it.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 03:58 PM
You have been drinking a lot of alcohol.
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 03:59 PM
If only there was an actual therapist here
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 24-Mar-22 04:00 PM
I've heard the deer is pretty good at listening!
...not to me, though.
Insubordinate thing.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 PM
Deer?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:01 PM
I don't think you're actually even in this area, Nikola.
Are you astral projecting yourself? (edited)
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 24-Mar-22 04:02 PM
I'm shouting from the director's box.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:02 PM
Oh!
Orion, right?
I only saw him once.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:02 PM
Still off the table for me to go up there?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 24-Mar-22 04:02 PM
Yep!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:02 PM
What about me?
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 04:03 PM
I wanna go to the director's box just because I might be the first person to explore the whole ma- theatre! (edited)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 04:03 PM
Can't I get a VIP seat or something 😉
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 PM
Mr President, although you are an important guest, I'm afraid I care not for authority figures!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 PM
Death is a respectable host, but... y'know. It's the constant travelling without so many people. I had enough of the social isolation back in my office, y'know.
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 PM
I haven't even seen this deer
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 24-Mar-22 04:04 PM
I believe he'll be backstage soon.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 04:05 PM
Oh, wait. I think I heard Cathode talking about it. He called it a horse, though. I guess he was mistaken.
Orion, right?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 04:05 PM
HUH? Aren't YOU trying to be one yourself?
You know, acting all swanky like some big shot?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 PM
(BIG SHOT!?!?!?!?)
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 04:06 PM
Big shot...
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 04:07 PM
Almost like now's your only chance to be one or something!
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 04:07 PM
DUDE
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:12 PM
How large is this... Shot
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:13 PM
Big.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 04:13 PM
Oh, the BIGGEST! But only if you ACT NOW! DON'T HESITATE - THIS IS THE [Deal] OF A LIFETIME!
Ha, that was my "shady salesman" act! (edited)
Too bad I didn't have a matching disguise...
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:13 PM
Truly impressive!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:14 PM
(robbie rotten with the tilde is terrifying)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 04:14 PM
(it was a typo I swear swet )
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Omen BOT 24-Mar-22 04:18 PM
I meant like calibre but okay
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:43 PM
...I am realizing that I have yet to question this giant metallic and seemingly animated structure.
Max points to the mech.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 04:47 PM
Ha ha, you like it?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:48 PM
It is impressive.
What... is it for?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 04:49 PM
Anything!
But specifically I want to use it to catch a superhero.
Monster girl here might have other plans though!
I'm not usually good at working in a team... but this one time it's worth it!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:50 PM
...Is that not a team, behind you?
The similarly-dressed fellows.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 24-Mar-22 04:51 PM
A superhero, eh? What about... uh, that Funnyman guy?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:51 PM
I do think Mr. Rotten was planning on... doing something to him.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 04:51 PM
Yes! But they're TERRIBLE at being villains!
Yes! I'm going to catch him!
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:52 PM
Fair enough.
Well, if it is of no concern to me, then I suppose I will simply observe it!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:55 PM
Funnyman is still in the lobby.
I think he's asleep or something. Hasn't done anything in a while.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:57 PM
..."Catboy"?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 04:57 PM
Yeah, I don't get it myself.
You don't look like a cat.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 04:58 PM
Maybe it would be the claw-like blades!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 04:58 PM
Well, you've got the claws, and you're the captain of the "Black Cat Pirates".
I'd say that's enough to call you a catboy.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 04:59 PM
Oh, true.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 04:59 PM
Wouldn't that be "catman"?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 04:59 PM
A SUPERHERO? Being LAZY?!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 04:59 PM
I suppose so, yeah. I think they meant it in jest.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 04:59 PM
Now THIS is something I have to see!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 05:01 PM
Maybe some people say that, but I believe catboy is the far more common term.
I think it got popularized mostly by anime.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 05:06 PM
That doesn't sound too bad a thing.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 05:11 PM
There was a drawing of you as one of these catboys that became quite infamous a while after your time.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 05:11 PM
Huh.
I see no issue with that, for some reason.
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 05:12 PM
Would you like to see it?
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Do you have this sort of thing on hand?
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 05:14 PM
Yes!
Through magic, of course.
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 05:19 PM
This is... impressive!
Art seems to have pivoted in a strange direction in the future.
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 05:22 PM
I like the thigh-highs
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 05:24 PM
Yes, they are quite aesthetically pleasing!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 05:34 PM
(also if I was around for the songspam and didn't care about clogging chat just know that I would've been putting the One Piece Rap in there lol)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 05:37 PM
(nice lmao)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 06:38 PM
(was anything important discussed or was it all funny objective)
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 06:38 PM
(I'm not sure)
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Trainee Chef BOT 24-Mar-22 06:39 PM
(probably no)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 06:39 PM
(ok pasqualo said something about making the key a gun but i think thats it)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 06:39 PM
[Cathode shouts again, from a distance.]
[I DONT THINK SO]
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 06:40 PM
(thank you cathode)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 06:40 PM
[dont mind me guys the voices are talking]
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 06:41 PM
(hey cathode)
(do you have any cats)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 06:42 PM
(depends how important weezer is to you) (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 06:43 PM
(weezer is VERY important to me but i think i will still pass for my sanity thanks)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 06:44 PM
(スキルの問題)
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Hm, Kuro, would you like to return to our little meeting room to discuss some things? I'm expecting that this performance is going to get quite a bit more exciting after this announcement!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 24-Mar-22 06:46 PM
That can be done.
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Bravocat BOT 24-Mar-22 06:46 PM
Wonderful.
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MysteryBot BOT 24-Mar-22 06:47 PM
(edited)
🔺 Kuro instantly moved to ???
(edited)
🔺 Bravocat instantly moved to ???
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 06:58 PM
[You can hear Cathode stomping his way back to the chair, before...]
[SLAM! You hear wheels spinning as he sits down.]
[yeah i have two cats. ones black and old and the other is white fat and with black spots so i call her a cow]
[now]
[@​Bernkastel what the fuck was that about]
[i was just having a nice walk]
[and then]
[this black cat jumped up on a fence right next to me]
[and i was almost convinced for a second it was you]
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 07:01 PM
Cats.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 07:01 PM
[and then i realized it must have been the darkness or... something and continued on my merry way but jeez]
[cats, yeah.]
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 07:02 PM
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 07:02 PM
(only 24 more hours give it up for 24 hours)
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 07:02 PM
Thanks for the confirmation.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 07:03 PM
[well]
[that makes me uncomfortable]
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 07:03 PM
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 07:06 PM
pfft
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 24-Mar-22 07:06 PM
[very threatening]
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 07:06 PM
Oh, Zoe, I have asked your friend Robbie over there, but I wish to know your own thoughts on this; what is this mech going to be for?
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 07:07 PM
Cool girl shit ZoeCool
Nothing threatening don't worry
I mean mostly to look cool
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Max Stirner BOT 24-Mar-22 07:08 PM
Fair enough, I suppose!
It does look quite the part.
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 07:08 PM
But maybe for self defence I dunno.....
We shall see!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 07:27 PM
Can we move it to the LOBBY next so I can catch the Funnyman? Then we can do whatever with it you want!
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Zoe BOT 24-Mar-22 07:29 PM
sure!
We go there while piloting the mech right?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 24-Mar-22 07:31 PM
Exactly!
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Bernkastel BOT 24-Mar-22 09:37 PM
I wonder when Bravocat and Kuro will be back. They've been gone for a while now.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 24-Mar-22 10:15 PM
Something tells me they have ample time to return. (edited)
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Emet-Selch BOT 24-Mar-22 10:26 PM
Hmm
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MysteryBot BOT 25-Mar-22 12:26 AM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Bravocat appeared from ???!
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:27 AM
Well hello again!
Sorry to keep you waiting, it is nice to be able to enjoy a little quiet sometimes.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:27 AM
I sure wish I could have a quiet place to go to as well.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:27 AM
[oh hi bravocat]
[oh im glad i do]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:28 AM
I suppose your scheming with Kuro there isn't for my ears still, though.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:28 AM
[ahh... outside the confines of this game]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:28 AM
I'm sure you understand that sometimes private matters should stay private.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:28 AM
[ah, all this scheming]
[i dont get it]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:29 AM
It's the nature of a theatre for its actors to be putting on a performance.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:29 AM
We're all looking for the same thing, aren't we?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:29 AM
[im sure]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:29 AM
For now, atleast.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:29 AM
[if you want my opinion]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:30 AM
We are, but there's more going on than simply the mask isn't there?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:30 AM
[no one here is looking for the same thing, and they're all looking to stab each others backs]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:30 AM
Well, I don't know about Bernkastel.
But I do seek the mask.
I have a vested interest in securing my reward.
I would hope she does too.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:31 AM
Of course.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:31 AM
That being said, you will be our cinematographer for this little announcement, correct?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 12:32 AM
Perhaps I could assist with this?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:32 AM
[ah, i figure i know how this ends. oh well, i just dont care enough to invest myself in it. better things to do with my time]
[hm, what is it?]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 12:33 AM
If I can get a group of people to form a set a rules and agree with them, if any of them break a rule they will be punished by some sort of higher power.
Not sure how useful that is in our current situation, however.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:34 AM
I can, but on two conditions...
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:34 AM
I'm listening!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:35 AM
[hm, that's intriguing. kind of biblical in a way]
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[but well, i wouldn't even know where to start with such a set of rules.]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:36 AM
The first is that someone protects me, just incase. It doesn't seem like Cathode is planning to shoot me still, but I'd rather not take any chances still, you know?
I'm sure he understands.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:36 AM
I would be more than happy to establish a rule of no stabbing eachother. That certainly sounds like one I could abide by.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 12:37 AM
I would not appose that.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 12:37 AM
Make a rule that there are NO SUPERHEROES ALLOWED!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:37 AM
[oh, i understand]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:38 AM
And yes, I'm sure Kuro could cover something like protection for you.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:38 AM
[trust me. theres about five different ways i could kill you without needing to get either of these two involved.]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:38 AM
The second is that I'd like someone to look for a scythe for me in that shop of Patches over there, since I don't think I'd be able to do that at the same time as this whole broadcasting deal?
I'd much prefer a scythe over this axe I have now...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:38 AM
[im hands-off from an emotional standpoint, not a point of practicality]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:38 AM
I've only one friend with me here, someone else would have to do that.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:38 AM
Kuro could likely do both at once.
It'll just need a bit of... magic. Which I can provide.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:39 AM
Interesting!
Though, couldn't you simply do one of those things yourself?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 12:40 AM
So you're all putting on a performance? What will it be?
Maybe I can provide the props from inside this mighty machine!
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:40 AM
It's more of just an announcement.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:40 AM
I don't think this will be much of a performance, it's a little soon for such a thing don't you think?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 12:40 AM
I don't know! Sure!
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:40 AM
Though I admire your tenacity!
If and when the next act of the performance is fitting to put on, I'd love to make use of your talents.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 12:41 AM
Why do you keep emphasizing certain words?!
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:41 AM
Maybe I can record and look through it at the same time, actually. Seeing as it's not particularly a performance.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:41 AM
It's just the way I speak!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 12:42 AM
Well okay than!
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:42 AM
Anyway, yes, it certainly seems you're capable of action while also broadcasting.
I'll be sure to inform Kuro of his role for this deal, I don't believe he had anything planned for this phase regardless.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:43 AM
When I stabbed you before I had to do it as part of the performance. It would be awfully weird to try making looking through a shop part of a performance, but if this is just a broadcast to make an announcement, I hope it'll be fine.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:43 AM
Oh is that how it works? Interesting!
I would hope the semantics aren't such a big problem.
I suppose I could give you a little wave in the announcement to include you if that really need be.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:45 AM
Could you get Kuro now and make sure he'll be fine with protecting me, if he's not busy currently?
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:46 AM
Surely, allow me to see if he's around.
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MysteryBot BOT 25-Mar-22 12:46 AM
(edited)
🔺 Bravocat instantly moved to ???
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 12:47 AM
So what's this "announcement" about, again?
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:47 AM
We're looking for Phanto Mask.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 12:48 AM
Oh right - wait, who?!
Seriously, who is that?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:48 AM
[oh, him]
[yeah i have no clue where he is]
[i talked to his witch earlier and uh]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:48 AM
His witch...?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:48 AM
[yeah all of you have witches didnt you know? jeez]
[this is a gameboard]
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MysteryBot BOT 25-Mar-22 12:49 AM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Bravocat appeared from ???!
(edited)
‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from ???!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:49 AM
[therefore, there are witches]
[im just the only one that bothers to communicate with his pieces]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 12:49 AM
(I've got a ton to read up on lmao you might need to give me a min)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 12:49 AM
Oh boy.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:49 AM
Ah, I see what you mean.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 12:49 AM
Now there is witches controlling us?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 12:50 AM
Next you'll tell us there's a platypus controlling the witches!
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:50 AM
I don't have any 'witch' playing me.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:50 AM
[but yeah, i talked to his witch privately earlier. apparently, the mask is sightseeing various areas. i dont believe they're getting up to any harm]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:51 AM
By the by, Abe, how would this oath work?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 12:51 AM
So, I was wanted for something?
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:51 AM
Need we commit our actions to it at any point, or can we simply take part by your initiative?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:51 AM
[bernkastel, you may not believe you have a witch controlling you but i believe the contrary]
[if you're on the board, someone's behind your actions. simple as]
[everyone here has strings]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 12:51 AM
It does not specify, so i suppose we can just do it
Whenever
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:52 AM
Good, I'd like to get this and the announcement done as soon as possible.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 12:52 AM
Kuro looks visibly annoyed by this line.
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 12:52 AM
I’m.. the only person I’ve seen here with s-strings..
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 12:52 AM
Somehow, I doubt this!
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:53 AM
I suppose you can say that I do, if you count myself controlling myself. (edited)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 12:53 AM
I am pretty sure I am in control of myself.
(Chat he doesn’t know)
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:53 AM
Witches can always put a piece version of themself in.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:53 AM
Anyways, Kuro, you'll be acting as Bernkastrel's security for this phase if that is quite alright with you!
She desires it as a condition of recording our announcement.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 12:54 AM
Really? How interesting.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:55 AM
[metaphorical strings, chef]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 12:55 AM
I suppose it makes sense, she did stab me for everybody to see after all!
Some people aren't very fond of that sort of thing. (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:55 AM
[whatever you say, robbie]
[...hm. you know, i never did consider the idea of there being some kind of feedback loop with you]
[yeah, there's a witch controlling you - and i know that witch isn't you... but that doesn't stop you from controlling the witch controlling you, does it? ah, her name is clowder by the way]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 12:56 AM
I know.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 12:56 AM
[and theory confirmed]
[well, that settles that]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 12:59 AM
You know, back during auditions, Lady Bernkastel, I did feel I could relate, in some ways, as someone else who prefers working from behind the scenes. ...Or maybe between you and Bravocat, I simply gravitate towards those with feline traits. Who can say?
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:00 AM
Oh, were you two in auditions together?
I'll bet that would have been interesting to watch!
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:01 AM
We were.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:01 AM
There really was hardly any discussion on our end of the auditions.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:01 AM
Along with... Stirner, Alpha and Zepia, to name a few. (edited)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 01:02 AM
Not really. Keep in mind, it was Klahadore who was doing the talking then. And it was mostly just Stirner and Alpha going on about spooks and bydos.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:02 AM
Haha! I suppose I should have expected so.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:02 AM
I do prefer working from behind the scenes, but it seems like we both don't mind taking the stage, either.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:03 AM
I say you've both done a fantastic job in your performances for only seeking to work in the background.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 01:03 AM
Everyone deserves a day in the spotlight, or something like that, right?
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:04 AM
Something of the sort!
Ideally there would be no spotlights at all, but I suppose it is only natural for some to take center stage above others.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:05 AM
Was my stabbing really that good...?
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:05 AM
My dear, the audience was out of their seats for it!
Of course, I'd prefer not to be stabbed again, but it was quite fitting for that particular performance.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:06 AM
Ah, I suppose it was interesting enough from the audience view, but I should work on my technique next time I have to do something like that.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:08 AM
[huh. who was i in auditions with]
[let me check]
[the trainee chef over there, robbie over here...]
[the funnyman who is currently asleep in the lobby]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 01:08 AM
Trainee Chef told me the resultant positions of the auditions he was in.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:08 AM
[godot who i had personally last seen in the bar. dont know where he is now.]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:09 AM
Godot? I don't believe I've even heard a mention of such a figure.
What's he like?
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 01:09 AM
L-Likes coffee…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:09 AM
[the spy, who i actually saw before i came down to the rafters. strange as it is, he disappeared]
[and yeah hes a guy with a steel mask. likes coffee. a lot]
[apart from those... nagisa and bamboo - both of whom i havent seen since auditions]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:10 AM
Sounds like he should take after the fellow sleeping in the lobby!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:10 AM
Came down from the rafters, you mean!
[right, right]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:11 AM
I've ran into Bamboo a few times, they're an entertaining figure.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:11 AM
[wouldve been weird to see him in purgatory]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:11 AM
A little air-headed so to speak.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:11 AM
[huh. if you say so.]
[they're like me in a way]
[one of the witches who helped design this gameboard]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:12 AM
Affiliated with the showrunners are you?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:12 AM
[i think they just took a more personal approach to getting in the game]
[oh, believe it or not]
[even the showrunners have strings]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:12 AM
Hardly a surprise.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 01:13 AM
The aforementioned 'girlthulhu' and '[ori4thewin]', I take it.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:13 AM
[but yeah, maia and ori are good friends of mine]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:14 AM
This all sounds out of the realm of relevancy to our performance, so I shall not worry about puppetmasters to our puppetmasters.
Whatever your true nature, and the nature of these other "witches" you speak of, things are proceeding as normal here.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:15 AM
...If you can really call what's going on here normal in the slightest.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:15 AM
Well, yes, "normal."
It's exciting at the least!
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:20 AM
All these continuously higher powers remind me of a particularly bad novel
How did i ever wind up in this
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:21 AM
By whatever method the rest of us did, I suppose!
Though, I'm beginning to question what method that even was.
I could've sworn I followed an ad...
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:22 AM
Truth be told I have no idea.
My memories from before arriving here are vague.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:23 AM
Ah, so that's not just me!
No matter, I'm sure things will get back to normal once the performance is finished.
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:24 AM
Most likely.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 01:25 AM
I cannot imagine wanting to willingly wind up here. Not that there haven't been enjoyable parts, but might I remind you that I was on the verge of completing a scheme three years in the making, to retire in wealth and peace for the rest of my days.
When I am suddenly whisked away, or so I presume, to this place.
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:26 AM
Initially I assumed this would be a convenient detour to help bring about the next rejoining, but it seems to be anything but.
Im not sure if this place even can be rejoined to the source.
Or if it ever was a part of Etherys in the first place.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:26 AM
A sort of bridge between realities, you're saying?
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:26 AM
Its very possible.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:27 AM
I suppose that would explain our varied backgrounds.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 01:27 AM
If this place being linked to somewhere else would give me even a slight chance of getting home, I would be ecstatic.
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:27 AM
So many contradicting histories, all different from any of the ones i know.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:28 AM
Of course, as I've said many times before, this is just a gameboard.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:28 AM
[i have much the same to say to you. at the moment, im not particularly bothered with whatever you have planned.]
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:28 AM
A gameboard is an interesting way to put it, i suppose.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:29 AM
So if you've no stake in this claim, why have you come to the theatre?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 01:29 AM
I’m just here to watch a show.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:29 AM
I suppose you can call it a bridge between realities too, but what matters more is that all of you here were thrown into this place as pieces. Even those two showrunners are just pieces themselves, even though they're the pieces of the game masters.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 01:29 AM
I'm just here to catch a superhero!
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:30 AM
Was this directed at me, or that Cathode?
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:30 AM
I'm just here to put on a performance!
So complicated it has to be...
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:30 AM
Or just any and all people here?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:30 AM
[an unfortunately bad addiction to playing in objective games.]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:31 AM
I believe I've said before, but I'm just here to escape boredom.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:31 AM
So you've made clear.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 01:31 AM
I'll make my fortune and leave.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:31 AM
[which, to you - would be just... i like to participate in these gameboards too much to stop]
[and for some reason, i got it in my head before this gameboard in particular really got rolling]
[hey, what if i got involved?]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:32 AM
Seems like that was a bad idea.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:32 AM
[naaaaah]
[couldnt be]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:32 AM
That is my precisely my question, if you do not care for what happens in this "gameboard," why did you decide to get involved?
As I understand it you are simply another piece now.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:32 AM
[thats actually completely wrong]
[pasqualo, problem sleuth?]
[they're the pieces]
[im a player, or a witch. im the puppeteer in this analog.]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
So I ask you again, to what end?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
[hhhhh]
[because its fun i guess]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
Just for entertainment, I'd assume.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
[do i need another reason]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
Well, that was answered before I even spoke it completely. (edited)
Just like the reason I'm here.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
I suppose entertainment makes enough sense.
It's a theatre after all!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
Are you are holding them against their will?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 01:34 AM
Yet here you are, talking to the 'pieces'. Wouldn't that make what we're talking to a piece of you, not the actual you?
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:35 AM
Weren't you also on the gameboard as yourself, earlier?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:35 AM
[pasqualo, definitely not. sleuth... maybe, but he's used to being controlled against his will. it happened where he came from to the point that it's part of his core narrative. he's used to it]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:36 AM
(for the record i dont mean to degrade you for making this a little meta but i feel like bravocat would indeed try to justify that which he interacts with as pieces of this gameboard if his attitude to the showrunners is anything to go by)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:38 AM
[why do you think i replaced myself on the gameboard with pasqualo? i dont want to be on the board! and i know that pasqualo is not only willing, but hes aware of the consequences of coming out here and playing in one of these games. he's been an active piece of mine twice before]
[oh boy.]
[right.]
[so, im trying to figure out how to get this across to you without being a massive jerk]
[if that is the case for me]
[it's probably the case for most people here, with the exception of bern who has some kind of fucked up shit going on with clowder]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 01:40 AM
Sounds like Stockholm’s syndrome to me
Even though technically I shouldn’t know what Stockholms syndrome is
Anyways I’m keeping an eye on you
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:43 AM
[maybe, maybe. i think he's feeling more like a person as opposed to where he came from, though]
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:43 AM
Come to think of it I think i had a body already upon getting here. That's not supposed to be the case.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:44 AM
You're not supposed to have a body?
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:44 AM
This "gameboard" sure is a weird place.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:44 AM
That sounds like a difficulty.
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:44 AM
Yeah its... weird. When hopping dimensions, only the soul comes along. I need to find a body after arrival.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:44 AM
I suppose this place is different than whatever dimension hopping you're familiar with.
I imagine our showrunners wanted the actors to retain their bodies.
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:45 AM
Most likely.
Im also, weirdly compelled to explain things I would normally keep a secret.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:45 AM
[id say you cant act without a body but]
[well]
[podcasts exist]
[audio dramas, etc]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:46 AM
I suppose when you're interacting with people who are entirely confined to their own worlds you're able to be a little more free spirited!
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:47 AM
Not all of us were confined to our own worlds.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:47 AM
Hm? Are you familiar with any of the other actors?
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:48 AM
Ive definitely visited other worlds before, But i cant say ive met anyone else specifically here before.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:50 AM
Oh, you meant that as in just not having any knowledge of each other?
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 01:50 AM
Or familiar with their respective worlds either.
With all the actors I've talked to, their worlds either include extra or lack crucial details of my own. (edited)
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:51 AM
...Well, I suppose that's somewhat correct, then. I haven't visited their worlds, but I easily could after all this is over.
I did know a bit about one or two of the other actors here already, but only minor details.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:54 AM
[i knew quite a bit about a lot of you]
[i dont think pasq or sleuth knew jack shit though]
Nuh-uh. Don't think so.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 25-Mar-22 01:54 AM
Unfortunately not.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 01:54 AM
Do you know me, then, Cathode?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:55 AM
[yeah]
[i mean i could give you the lowdown on where you all come from in my perspective]
[itll at least give you a bit of a laugh]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 01:56 AM
Then I suppose I should be thankful you did not reveal Klahadore's secret before I had the chance to. (edited)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 01:56 AM
Sounds like that could shed some light here.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:56 AM
[ah, i wouldve respected your right to, kuro. im not someone who's going to ruin the story for the sake of it.]
[if i really wanted to, i could end this game 3 phases from now. i'm not, because that would ruin the story]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:56 AM
Since you've revealed yourself now anyways, what was the deal with Klahadore?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:56 AM
[it stops it from being entertaining]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 01:57 AM
I thought they were just some kind of facade, but you make them out to be an entirely different person.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 01:57 AM
You wish to know my story, Lady Bernkastel?
No, that's merely a colorful way of referring to the façade, yes. Klahadore is my invention.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:58 AM
[i'm interested to see how our opinions contrast, kuro - because i believe i only got a small cut of your story.]
[i guess thats what happens when a story focuses on someone else entirely]
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 01:59 AM
Might I ask, is there anyone here you specifically dont know much about.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 01:59 AM
[let me think]
[omen]
[yeah i definitely dont know much about omen im not familiar with their source material]
[same with jay finch]
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:00 AM
I see.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:00 AM
Omen's been quite hard to get a beat on to be honest.
I believe he used to be a soldier of some kind?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:01 AM
After pinning the crimes of Captain Kuro on some sorry marine by hypnotizing him into believing he was me and having him be executed, I went into hiding, pretending to be a destitute beggar. I was soon brought in to serve some good-natured family, but little did they realize I was a snake in their garden, only after their fortune. Which, again, I was on the very cusp of obtaining, before... Kuro gestures all around him. I would have escaped persecution and the need for work once and for all.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:01 AM
[hm. thats... intriguing to hear.]
[do you want to hear my side of things, then? i believe it picks up right from where you leave off.]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:02 AM
Hmm?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:02 AM
[i'm saying i know your future, kuro]
[does this send? hold on]
[thinksmart]
[there]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:03 AM
You're telling me, you can predict with absolute certainty where things would have headed next in my story...?
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:03 AM
That... was strange.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:03 AM
[well, at least if it weren't for you coming to this theatre]
[now, anything's up for grabs]
[i can tell you what would have happened.]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:04 AM
Please, do go on to tell me of my glorious victory. How sweet it was! (<-clueless)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:04 AM
[well]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 02:04 AM
You might be a bit disappointed.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:04 AM
[you hear a bit of a sigh, before cathode starts talking]
[ok, so - i'm sure you've heard the legend of one piece, kuro]
[who hasnt?]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:05 AM
Me?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:05 AM
Yeah, yeah, Gol D. Roger's last words before he was hung from the gallows, et cetera, et cetera.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:06 AM
[from my perspective, you come from a manga telling the story of a young boy named monkey d. luffy - and his adventures to find one piece, finding a family along the way]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:06 AM
(apparently it also takes absolutely forever to do if the episode count is anything to go by)
True 1
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:06 AM
[needless to say, one day - he stops off at the island you currently reside on, along with famed pirate bounty hunter roronoa zoro]
[it should be said that this boy's dream is to become king of the pirates.]
[well, anyways... luffy finds usopp. you know usopp, correct? he's that long-nosed kid that hangs around kaya]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:09 AM
Right. How I detest him... But that's unimportant for now.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:10 AM
[well, not too soon after... usopp goes to visit kaya, and notices she isnt there. he goes to leave, and then he hears something.]
[he hears you and jango discussing your plans.]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:11 AM
Kuro looks shocked, before returning to a smirk. ...Who would ever believe a compulsive liar like him? Klahadore, a pirate? I worked long and hard to gain a positive reputation with all of the villagers. They'd believe me over him any day.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:13 AM
[luffy would believe him.]
[and by extension - so would zoro.]
[and so, they make a plan to defend syrup village. its not a great plan, but they set up some entrapments.]
[usopp goes to save kaya, luffy stays at the beach to try and take down an entire ship by himself.]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:15 AM
Impossible.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:16 AM
[however, it turns out that they plan on the wrong side of the beach]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:16 AM
Morons.
True 1
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:16 AM
[this is where zoro, who is someone who somehow always manages to be perpetually lost, ends up.]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:17 AM
(interesting to note that you're recounting specifically the anime version of this, in the manga, to my knowledge, zoro is pretty much ko'd for the whole arc)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:18 AM
[ah one of the voices is saying im recounting the anime version]
[ok so its possible that zoro might be knocked out, too. reality can be weird like that]
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:19 AM
(You know as the pirate enjoyer here i really should get into one piece at some point. Regardless of if i actually ever finish it)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:19 AM
[however, in either case - someone who if i recall correctly is a flimsy fourth member of luffy's crew - a thief called nami helps fight off that side.]
[eventually, luffy manages to find his way over to that side of the island and - if zoro is not knocked out - zoro goes over to the manor that kaya lives in to help out usopp.]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 02:21 AM
(I’m pablo smith)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:21 AM
[to put this very bluntly - there is a chase.]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 02:22 AM
Hold on! Are you SPOILING something that I might WATCH ON TV SOMEDAY?! (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:22 AM
[luffy manages to somehow unpredictably take down the black cat pirates with the aid of nami, even though he gets hypnotized.]
[and well, you have a little chase sequence with usopp.]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:22 AM
This all sounds like quite a stroke of bad luck!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:22 AM
[and of course zoro.]
[usopp drives you off, and with no men left on your side...]
[and your cover at this point basically blown - you decide its best to live to fight another day.]
[but you make one last vital stand against luffy before you do. maybe theres still time to save grace]
[maybe you can use your final plan]
[but then he smashes through that too.]
[even though you fight your hardest and come up with so many plans - on that beach is where your plan to get kaya's inheritance falls.]
[all because of one kid, an immense amount of will, and some brute force.]
[then you sail off.]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 02:26 AM
Sounds like a bit of a skill issue to me.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:26 AM
[i dont think we really see you again after that.]
[so, if there's any lesson to be learned here...]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 02:26 AM
Maybe he'll make a surprise reappearance within the next 1000 chapters of it.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:26 AM
[don't let usopp listen in, and no matter what - plan around monkey d. luffy.]
[maybe, who knows]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:27 AM
...
You're telling me. That the dreaded Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans. And the entirety of The Black Cat Pirates. Is defeated by a crew of, what, four or five people?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:28 AM
[yes.]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Wait. You're telling me you have A HUNDRED PLANS!? And not ONE of them involves catching a superhero?!
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:29 AM
This doesn't sound like the Kuro I know!
Kuro thus far has proved quite competent.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:29 AM
[if theres anything i know, its that]
[people change when they enter these gameboards]
[sometimes for the better]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 02:29 AM
It is quite unrealistic, but I guess that's what the power of being the protagonist in a story does. (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:29 AM
[sometimes for the worse]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:29 AM
Kuro is visibly shaking. His expression unreadable.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:29 AM
[and its usually because they dont have the framing of the rest of their story]
[...needless to say, i think kuro has changed for the better]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:30 AM
My plans... Cannot fail. My plans. Cannot fail. Cannot fail, cannot fail, CANNOT FAIL.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:30 AM
[and they won't.]
[i told you.]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:30 AM
Kuro slashes at the air.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:30 AM
[this is a point where things could change, kuro.]
[once you entered this theatre, everything went up in the air - and hopefully the information i gave you will help you.]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:31 AM
You think I take it lightly that everything I worked for for all those years... Could be undone... BY SOME SCRAPPY YOUTHS?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:31 AM
[of course not.]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 02:31 AM
Maybe you should put your claws away before you accidently slash someones face off, cat...
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:32 AM
As I said, this sounds like a stroke of almost divine bad luck.
As if things were predetermined from the beginning.
I do not expect things function the same here.
Or thereafter.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:32 AM
[but, i mean. kid makes it to the grand line, from what i know.]
[you have the luck of being there early on in his journey.]
[he's weak, compared to what he could do given time.]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:33 AM
Luck... Does not exist. There is only what is and is not accounted for.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:33 AM
[then account for that.]
[strike sooner rather than later; because the more chances he has to learn, the more chance you have to fail]
[the kid's made of rubber. he's a devil fruit user. you fight him nearby both of his weaknesses, sharp things and water.]
[you can figure it out.]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:36 AM
Devil Fruit... Of course. How else am I to expect to be outdone? By something straight out of legend...
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:36 AM
Well I suppose you've got sharp things covered!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 02:37 AM
HEY! If you're going to tell THIS guy how to pull of HIS plan, why don't you tell me how I can beat Sportaflop!!!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:37 AM
Ridiculous. Completely and utterly ridiculous...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:38 AM
[ah, now thats a bit more difficult, robbie]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 02:38 AM
I need to be somewhere else.
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MysteryBot BOT 25-Mar-22 02:38 AM
(edited)
🔺 Kuro instantly moved to ???
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:38 AM
[because i've never really watched the show that you come from. the most i can do is tell you what you already know]
[you're a good villain, you try to get the kids to be lazy - and then that sportaflop gets them to be active no matter what you do]
[and thats the central premise. i dont think ive seen an episode where you get success... although.]
[hm]
[you know that time you made a team of yourself?]
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:40 AM
Well im safe in the comfort that no would be heros would ever be able to take down all three unsundered.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 02:40 AM
OF COURSE!
They're RIGHT HERE!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:40 AM
[that wasn't successful in stopping sportaflop, exactly - but people LOVED it over here.]
[there's all sorts of tributes to that song you did together - "we are number one".]
[so, i mean. maybe try drawing on that fan power a little?]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Pleasing the audience, you could say?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:41 AM
[exactly]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 02:42 AM
HA! Well, we ARE Number One!
pogsire 1
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 02:42 AM
The fact that this person knows so much about us is making me a little uneasy.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:43 AM
[abe, you're in the history books over here]
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:43 AM
Is everything still a weird existential nightmare?
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:43 AM
It all sounds like its getting into the realm of the divine, to be frank.
I decided a while ago that if there are any gods out there, I hope they like the performance!
So this doesn't change very much on my end.
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:43 AM
If I ever encountered someone who poses a genuine threat to me I would simply lure them into orchestrating their own demise. Theres no way it could ever backfire.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 02:44 AM
How curious…
But how can that be so if I’m here right now? Is my story already over?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:45 AM
[well, as kuro has shown]
[people can be brought from the middle of their story] (edited)
[...its my belief that you were brought hours before your end]
[and maybe thats a good thing]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 02:49 AM
Hours before my end… How can that be? I had only planned the visit a different theatre than this one the day I arrived here.
Would there have been some kind of accident or something? I do not follow.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 02:50 AM
It involves a gun.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:50 AM
[...its a difficult topic to talk about.]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 02:50 AM
And the back of your head.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:50 AM
[ah.]
[thank you bernkastel]
[a planned assassination]
[at that theatre.]
[by a man named john wilkes booth.]
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:51 AM
Ah, assassinated at a theatre, theyve tried to get me that way before too.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:52 AM
You're immortal though, aren't you?
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Yes, hence the "tried"
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:52 AM
I recall you said something about conventional weaponry being ineffective.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Oh dear…
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Many people have tried, assuming I was like any other politician
Those poor souls
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:53 AM
I wouldn't worry Abe, it looks like your would-be assassins plans have been thrown off course!
Although, in the strangest way possible.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:53 AM
[strange, indeed]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 02:56 AM
I've put my real origins long behind me at this point, so I doubt you'd be able to say as much on my end. Unless of course, you've been following any of my exploits on stage.
It would be such a pleasure to hear my performances had reached such a high-up audience!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 02:57 AM
This is a quite a lot to process… Should I feel thankful for some higher power saving me, or am I now stuck in some kind of purgatory?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:00 AM
[ah, shit. i forgot to say i know nothing about you bravocat]
[hm. well, abe... if there's... any person to thank.]
[every one of us in this theater has a witch, someone who placed us onto the gameboard]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
Ah, a shame.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(I’m a hero)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
[of course, my own witch is... myself. its a weird loop]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(I saved Abe)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
[but your witch is actually, well.]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
(404 is an american hero)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:02 AM
[you know how i mentioned that 404 impostor earlier? the one who really liked weezer?]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 03:03 AM
I do recall, yes.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:03 AM
[he's your witch. he's the person who placed you on this gameboard. he's one reason why you're in this theater.]
[so, you could thank him, i guess]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 03:04 AM
Hm, I don't recall ever being puppeted to come here, I suppose my witch could simply be my conscious?
Then again, I'm still not quite sure...
...I followed an ad?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 03:05 AM
Thank you, 404. I’ll be sure to award you handsomely for being such a great American.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 03:06 AM
(LMFAO)
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 03:06 AM
(Im cackling)
(Smh lincoln wouldnt know who obama is)
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 03:07 AM
(Just inagine one is Abe and one is me but they are both me so imagine they are both me but also both Abe idk anymore)
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 03:07 AM
(Yeah)
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 03:08 AM
(meta stuff is weird)
(at this point im taking it as mostly non-canon lmao)
(about as seriously as the bitches conversation)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:09 AM
[this is entirely canon what are you talking about]
[ive been doing this the whole game]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 03:09 AM
(time for death of the author baby)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:09 AM
[so true bestie]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 03:10 AM
(John wilks booth kills me instead)
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 03:11 AM
(i mean non-canon as in just) (not taking it super seriously to his character arc and whatnot)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:12 AM
[ah ok i see what you mean]
[yeah im the opposite literally everything i do is canon to me because its a me]
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 03:12 AM
(mario)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:12 AM
[no, cathode]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 03:13 AM
(at least pasqualo isnt trying to kill me again (yet))
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:13 AM
[:)]
[pasq has learned his lesson]
[he wont kill other people until i tell him to]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 03:13 AM
(such a well mannered young robot thing)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:14 AM
[definitely]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 03:28 AM
(wait if pasqualo is now a meta character does that mean hes seen the wojak image)
(this is an important question)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:37 AM
[ok im gonna be real]
[he became a meta character the moment he entered france]
[because of having to dm death he realized "oh holy shit discord exists"]
[this is the natural conclusion to that.]
[and because of that]
[im going to say]
[yes]
[he has seen the wojak image]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 03:38 AM
(WONDERFUL)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:38 AM
[he thinks its funny]
I do!
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 03:44 AM
Wait… so you know like… w-what happens to some of us..?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:45 AM
[yeah]
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 03:46 AM
W-What about me..? Do you know what happens to m-me?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:46 AM
[i mean]
[from what i know, which isn't a lot given that a friend of mine gave me a video on where you come from...]
[basically, i'm not too surprised.]
[as far as i know, you become pretty successful]
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 03:47 AM
O-Oh… that’s.. nice..
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:48 AM
[yeah.]
[do you want... context? about where you come from? its surprisingly lighthearted]
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 03:48 AM
S-Sure.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:49 AM
[you come from a small minigame segment in one entry of a puzzle game series called professor layton.]
[the minigame segment is called "puppet theater". naturally, it revolves around plays that are performed with different types of puppets.]
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 03:50 AM
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:50 AM
[you are one of these puppets, and your play involves you learning to cook your first meal.]
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 03:51 AM
I r-regret asking for context…
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Ah, so that's why you've come to the theatre!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:51 AM
[surprisingly simplistic. thats all]
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 03:51 AM
I admit, I had wondered why it is a chef would come to a theatre to learn to cook!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:52 AM
[still, if theres anything i know about the gameboard - it transforms people. hence why you can walk around as such - but your strings were... shall we say, a vulnerability?]
[at least for a time.]
[not anymore, though.]
[and seeing how pasq has stayed the same since his adventures in the afterlife... well, im sure you'll stay the same too]
[always moving forward, never moving back]
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 03:54 AM
What d-do you mean by “not anymore”?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 03:58 AM
[hm.]
[well.]
[i had thought i was told something, but...]
[i shall have to have words with stirner next phase.]
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Ah…
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 05:26 AM
Hm, I should probably go check on Kuro, he seemed a little shaken up.
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MysteryBot BOT 25-Mar-22 05:26 AM
(edited)
🔺 Bravocat instantly moved to ???
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 05:42 AM
No answer from the showrunners if I can chceck out the director's box :/
I'll ask the funny cat what it's like
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MysteryBot BOT 25-Mar-22 06:24 AM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from ???!
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 06:39 AM
ola
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 09:34 AM
You folks are all quite talkative!
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 09:39 AM
Truue
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 09:55 AM
I do believe, as stated before, that you must ask the people currently using it.
Unfortunately, they will not let us in, due to personal information that they must have shared in there.
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 09:56 AM
damn....
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 09:56 AM
Yes, I do share your displeasure!
Fortunately, I have a private room of my own, though it will have to wait until next phase.
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 10:31 AM
Damn lucky...
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:21 PM
Anyone around?
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:21 PM
Yeah..?
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:23 PM
Oh hi!
Man this stuff is weird isnt it
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:23 PM
Hello, again!
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:24 PM
It is.. yes…
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:24 PM
Im not even sure what to think about all of it!
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:24 PM
I am not too shocked, frankly.
I have seen many things that many would consider strange today.
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:25 PM
I.. d-don’t even know what the p-plan is..!
All of this talk has b-been going right past m-me.. (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:25 PM
[hey, im here]
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:26 PM
That's what I've been feeling too!
Oh hi!
Youre the guy who can like, transcend reality?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:26 PM
[yup]
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:26 PM
It's just a matter of perspective to me.
And my perspective is the one that is most important to my self! (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:27 PM
[yeah to some of you here its just a matter of perspective]
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 02:27 PM
Hii
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:28 PM
[and i honestly didnt think stirner was going to be shook by anything i said]
[hiya]
[stirner, the plan's still on, right?]
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:28 PM
Hm. Maybe I just have the wrong prespective Perceptive Prescription Fuck Perspective
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:28 PM
[with the imaginary world and what not]
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:28 PM
Of course!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:28 PM
[excellent]
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:29 PM
Oh are you guys putting on a performance?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:29 PM
[i have no clue what pasq is going to get up to in my absence but i pointed him in the direction of the lobby]
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:29 PM
I don’t think so..?
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:29 PM
We are not, dear Finch!
We are preparing ourselves to go to... another world?
I think.
It is related to the detective fellow.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:30 PM
[imagination, yes]
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 02:30 PM
Oh that's neat!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:30 PM
[hold on, let me grab an image]
[its like this]
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:31 PM
So uhm… what am I supposed to be doing?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:31 PM
[imagination]
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:31 PM
What I said last time!
That is to say... coffee?
And stay close to me.
Just drink coffee.
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:32 PM
Okay…
Do I film anything?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:32 PM
[it turned out that pasq only managed to grab raw coffee beans, so sleuth's going to liquidate it into raw black coffee. means we'll definitely get there, but it might be a bit of a bumpy ride]
[also, we're gonna have to drink out of a bag.]
[but thats a memorable experience]
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:34 PM
Sounds... unique.
Hm...
You could film the mech?
I like how it looks.
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:35 PM
T-The mech..? Don’t I need to film a person?
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:35 PM
Zoe is in the mech.
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:36 PM
Alright.. so I’ll film Zoe.
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:36 PM
Good!
And, you can tell me if you have any doubts, you know.
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:36 PM
You think I’ll also be able to give the rice c-cakes to Lady Bernkastel?
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:37 PM
Oh, sure!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 02:37 PM
Ha! It's a magnificent thing, isn't it?
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:37 PM
Sure is!
I know that you might still be confused about all this, little frog.
I can try to clear things up, if you wish!
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:38 PM
That.. would be very kind of you to do…
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:38 PM
What exactly confuses you?
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:39 PM
A-All of it…
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:39 PM
Ah.
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:39 PM
It’s… It’s okay..
I trust you…!
I’ll be fine…
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:39 PM
I am glad you do!
Well, in short; Cathode wished to kill Lady Bernkastel due to the last show, but we have managed to settle on something. We will discuss in that "imagination world" of the Sleuth in private to find... common grounds!
I have also invited Lady Bernkastel and Kuro to my private room so that we may discuss other things; I recall her wanting to talk to me privately.
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 02:42 PM
H-Huh..? So what’s the overall schedule?
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:43 PM
Well, I do believe, if this works out, that I will first go into my private room, but I will be able to exit into this "imagination world".
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 02:43 PM
Wait wait what other world are y'all going to?
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:43 PM
It's related to Problem Sleuth.
I am quite unsure as to how it works, but you apparently need a lot of imagination to go there.
And coffee. Or alcohol.
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 02:44 PM
I have a LOT of imagination I write fanfics like ALL the time
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:45 PM
"Fan fics"?
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 02:45 PM
and going to some other world sounds a lot more fun than going to beat up some guy in a mech (sorry Robbie)
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 02:45 PM
I believe it's when you replace the motor, or one of the blades that's bent!
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:45 PM
Well, I don't wish to disappoint you, Miss Zoe, but it will mostly be to discuss things.
I don't quite think there will be a lot of action.
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
Nono it's fanmade written stories about stuff
Augh fine
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
I... Don't know what a fan is.
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
what
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
But you do sound like a writer!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
[i can confirm the imaginary universe is pretty lonely]
[at least it was when i was last there]
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
I am a writer myself, see.
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
a fan like someone who enjoys something if you're into someone's writing or something you're their fan
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:46 PM
Although I deal with less fiction and more philosophy.
Oh, I see!
Interesting...
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 02:47 PM
Okay then plan's the same, I'll go help you catch that "Funny"man, Robbie!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 25-Mar-22 02:48 PM
Oh, I hate fans.
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:48 PM
Hm, I suppose I don't often diversify what I read.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 02:48 PM
Thinking of fans makes me wonder... what if I did something to make all the kids in Lazy Town MY fans?! THEN, they'd listen to whatever I say, INSTEAD of SPORTACUS!
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:48 PM
Would it be possible for me to read some of your writings, Lady Zoe?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 02:48 PM
HA! Another GENIUS idea for when I get back!
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 02:49 PM
Of course! When someone inevitably introduces you to the internet and Goggle you can search my works up
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:49 PM
...Internet?
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 02:51 PM
It's the word that we use to call this weird tech with wireless transmissions and such and it's really complex but it lets you access a lot of information from all around the world. You use it through a computer, and I've had enough explaining someone tell 'em what a computer is.
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:51 PM
Huh.
That sounds incredible!
Well, if someone introduces me to this Internet thing, I will be sure to look into your works!
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 02:52 PM
It actually is, and thinking about it now, how complex and awesome it is, I really do take it for granted
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:54 PM
Out of curiosity, what are your works about specifically?
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 02:55 PM
Hmmmmm a lot of stuff to be honest... My favourite will always be my Naruto x Garfield fics since people are always confused when they find them, and then love them.
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 02:56 PM
I suppose it makes sense that I wouldn't know what a "Naruto" is considering this is about pre-existing works.
Garfield sounds familiar, though...
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Zoe BOT 25-Mar-22 03:09 PM
funny orange cat......
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 25-Mar-22 03:10 PM
( :) )
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Hey, I've been thinking about it... Is there anything I could do to help? There's not a lot of performances happening right now, and I feel kind of weird just... sitting here, confused
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 03:46 PM
I think that this fellow over here wished to perform?
Max nods towards Emet-Selch.
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 03:49 PM
Hmmmmm
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 03:56 PM
Hey! Any of you two directors want to work on a masterful disguise with me?!
Before I go off to the Lobby of course!
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 04:30 PM
Bravocat still hasn't come back, huh.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 04:32 PM
[i suspect he's deep in thought]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 04:45 PM
I'd fetch him if I didn't suspect he was taking a catnap currently.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 04:47 PM
Lets hope he doesn't sleep right through all the action.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 04:48 PM
I find that doubtful, for the record...
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 05:20 PM
So uh Max..
Do I just follow you..?
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Yes!
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 05:29 PM
It would be my pleasure to direct a performance!
What is your role?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 05:30 PM
Finch is an actor.
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 05:30 PM
Wonderful
Unfortunately i cannot do anything with a lone actor, however, if a second were to volunteer i would be glad to assist
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 05:31 PM
Assist ME!
I'm a prop designer, you see!
We can make a DISGUISE!
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No Face BOT 25-Mar-22 05:32 PM
noface
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Perfect!
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Please don't try and eat someone again, faceless thing.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Hmm, what disguise to make...
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 05:34 PM
Is there a set designer around to help assist Robbie and I?
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 05:34 PM
That was a rather uncomfortable experience.
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:34 PM
Huh?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 05:34 PM
Only the tree, to my knowledge.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 05:35 PM
They swallowed me whole and then spit me out last phase
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 05:35 PM
Hmm
Its been some time since that tree has deigned to say anything
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 05:36 PM
It's true! It's just been sitting there!
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 05:36 PM
It's a tree.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 05:36 PM
Hey, @​A bare Willow Tree (un saule)! Can you uh... help us?!
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 05:36 PM
That's what they tend to do.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 05:36 PM
[it is a tree]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
The tree doesn't really deign to say anything at all.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
What if it's someone else, in DISGUISE as a tree?!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
[oh, right]
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
They might be doing a VERY GOOD JOB!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
[i should say that the tree has a witch.]
[this is disturbing to me for multiple reasons]
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
you can ask a tree anything, whether it will help or not depends entirely on if you think the tree is sapient
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 05:37 PM
[now you do seem like a friendly fellow]
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:38 PM
The tree is definitely sapient.
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 25-Mar-22 05:38 PM
(yes i will help, just ask)
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 05:38 PM
(Awesome)
Ugh i cant believe ive gotten to the point of asking a tree for help
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:39 PM
I do believe you haven't told it what to help with!
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 05:39 PM
Tree, would you be willing to assist Robbie and I with making an outfit?
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 25-Mar-22 05:40 PM
the tree doesn't respond, but maybe being more specific will help?
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:41 PM
I wonder if you need to be more specific!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 05:41 PM
[the witch of the tree said they will help - but... hm... yes.]
[from my perspective, you definitely need to be more specific.]
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 05:42 PM
As a part of my role, I can perform an action alongside a prop designer and set designer. Robbie over there will be our prop designer, You can be our set designer.
I will let Robbie decide on the outfit
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:43 PM
Nonsense! There are no witches! This is simply a tree!
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 25-Mar-22 05:43 PM
(what do I have to do?)
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:44 PM
(I think you'd mostly just have to do like "!do help with emet and robbie's outfit" if you're asking for how to let the GMs know)
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 05:44 PM
(Something like that yeah)
(Just have your action make intent clear and GMs will probably handle it from there)
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 25-Mar-22 05:45 PM
the tree, still not responding, continues to be a tree, hopefully it'll help, but who knows
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 05:46 PM
Eh... I think that's a good sign?
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 05:46 PM
Oh I do hope this works
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 05:46 PM
Anyway, time to think of the perfect disguise!
I haven't made a disguise with other people before... does it only create one? And who gets it?
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 05:47 PM
Im not sure myself, this is my first time trying this too
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 05:48 PM
[its a tree haunted by witches]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 05:48 PM
I had made some assumptions about it, but I can't say I know for certain how it works.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 25-Mar-22 05:48 PM
[a spooky tree, if you will]
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MysteryBot BOT 25-Mar-22 05:55 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Bravocat appeared from ???!
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Trainee Chef BOT 25-Mar-22 05:55 PM
Hello..!
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 05:55 PM
Good morning!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 05:55 PM
Look what the cat dragged in.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 05:55 PM
Or, whatever time it is. I've lost track.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Himself.
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Hello again!
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 05:56 PM
I believe it's the afternoon.
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:56 PM
It might be the evening.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Hard to tell when there is no sky, isn't it?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Time blurs and distorts.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 05:57 PM
How have things been down here while I was having my catnap?
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:57 PM
I learned about the "internet"!
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 05:58 PM
I wasn't paying much attention.
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:58 PM
And "fan fiction"!
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 05:58 PM
"Fan fiction?"
I can't say I'm familiar.
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:58 PM
It is what Miss Zoe is specialized in.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 05:59 PM
Really now, what does it entail?
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 05:59 PM
I will attempt to look into her works if I am ever introduced to the Internet!
It entails... works that someone who is a great admirer of something might write about that thing!
Specifically, fiction.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 06:00 PM
So a derivative work, then.
Interesting! I thought that sort of thing usually just fell under "borrowing" ideas.
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Apparently not!
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 06:03 PM
And people simply do this for fun?
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 06:04 PM
I suppose so.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 06:05 PM
Wonderful! Creation simply for the sake of it, we could use more of that sort of thing.
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Back in the days of paradise we had whole islands dedicated to the art of creation. It was truly a wonderful time.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 06:57 PM
The hour of action is close at hand.
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Max Stirner BOT 25-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Finally!
It felt like it was a bit longer than usual.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Yes, it feels like we've been talking for quite a while.
Though I can't entirely remember all it is we talked about!
I'm sure it will be fine.
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Bernkastel BOT 25-Mar-22 06:59 PM
At least it was entertaining enough.
Otherwise I might have succumbed to boredom by now...
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Robbie Rotten BOT 25-Mar-22 07:00 PM
It was fine by me, ha! I had more time to relax!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 25-Mar-22 07:01 PM
There is no such thing as luck, if you ask me, so... May we all have accounted for everything. Break an assortment of appendages, as they say in theatre.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 25-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 25-Mar-22 07:40 PM
Robbie Rotten, Emet-Selch and the Tree huddle together!
It seems they're all working on something...
An outfit! Hey, isn't that my outfit?
You three have good fashion sense!
It seems that Robbie wants it the most, so he takes it. (edited)
The Trainee Chef hands some rice cakes to Bernkastel, then starts filming Zoe...
She's getting rather fed up of this blood rain! She pulls an umbrella out of nowhere, and places it on top of the mech. Her and Robbie will be nice and dry now!
ZoeCool 1
After getting this on camera, the Chef plays something back on the tape...
They drink a cup of coffee! Where did that come from?
Abraham Lincoln just sits there.
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It seems he's coming to terms with what he's learned this phase.
You know, Weezer is really starting to grow on him!
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Kuro walks up to Bernkastel.
He guards her back, whilst she sets up a camera to record the stage.
After she does so, she walks over to Patches' Satch and Fatch!
She begins looking for an item...
But wait - whilst Kuro was looking the other way...
Omen points a gun at her!
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He shoots...
But he misses!
Instead, he shoots Patches' Satch and Fatch into pieces!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 25-Mar-22 08:06 PM
Whilst Bravocat was giving his speech, No-Face examines their pamphlet...
And then tears it to pieces!
With that announcement made, Stirner and Problem Sleuth decide it's time to get out of here.
Pasqualo chucks the coffee beans to Sleuth, who, through the power of sheer IMAGINATION...
Liquifies the beans!
Stirner grabs Trainee Chef, and along with Sleuth, the three of them head to the remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch.
The three of them chug some coffee, then Sleuth quickly assembles the board into a makeshift fort.
Each of them get inside, and then...
Disappear!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 25-Mar-22 08:33 PM
The audience don't seem too happy with this revelation.
The crowd, let by Coyote Smith, hurls tomatoes at the stage!
Luckily, no-one gets hit.
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MysteryBot BOT 25-Mar-22 08:48 PM
(edited)
🔸 Omen stayed here. 🔸 No-Face stayed here. ➡️ Abraham Lincoln moved to backstage 🔸 Tree stayed here. ❓ Trainee Chef moved to ??? ❓ Bernkastel moved to ??? 🔸 ??? stayed here. ➡️ Zoe moved to lobby ➡️ Robbie Rotten moved to lobby ❓ Max Stirner moved to ??? 🔸 Kurukuru stayed here. 🔸 Jay Finch stayed here. ➡️ Pasqualo Trianglini moved to lobby ❓ Problem Sleuth moved to ??? ❓ Kuro moved to ??? 🔸 Bravocat stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 25-Mar-22 08:48 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 8----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The majority of the stage is given up to a large pirate ship, with a tree as the main mast! From its branches flies a pride flag, and you can hear sea shanties being played! The ship sails in a roaring storm, thunder cracking in the sky. On the lower sections of the stage, you can see beneath the sea, deep down to a castle full of mermaids! On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked. But none of the sea is water. It's been replaced with an ocean of blood, and so has the torrential rain. The remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch, to the side of the stage, have been turned into a makeshift fort! It's covered in rotten tomatoes! From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM, or you can jump down into the AUDIENCE. Additionally, you can instantly move to the DIRECTORS-BOX. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Omen
🔹couch 👁️VISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
Ninetails
Hulking cream-coloured fox with nine writhing, swirling tails. Ink stains each of their tasseled tips like worn paintbrushes. Is that... just a mask, or is something bonded to their face? It's hard to say. 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! 🔹painting 👁️VISIBLE It's a painting of Valvatti and Ninetails, sat together in a bar!
Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear. 🔹knife-wound 👁️VISIBLE Bravocat has patched up the wound in his stomach, and whilst it still seems to be bleeding a little, the flow is stopped. 🔹cat-mask 👁️VISIBLE A giant cat mask, stitched together with green fabric! The mouth is splattered with blood.
No-Face
A tall slender black ghostly figure with a white mask. Has the voice of a cold aloof Japanese woman.
Max Bialystok
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it?
Author icon Nagisa Furukawa
👁️ VIEWING ONLY 👁️
???
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my glory 🔹recruits 👁️VISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat. 🔹half-mask 👁️VISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask.
Valvatti
Buy my book, Runouden puoli vuosisataa, out in stores now. 🔹acoustic-guitar 👁️VISIBLE You can play any number of songs on this!
Kurukuru
🔹lacerated 👁️VISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Flutterina
she/her Little moth girl
@Omen @Ninetails @Bravocat @No-Face @Max Bialystok @Tree @??? @Valvatti @Kurukuru @Jay Finch @Flutterina
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MysteryBot BOT 25-Mar-22 08:49 PM
CAN POST 💬 Omen 💬 Ninetails 💬 Bravocat 💬 No-Face 💬 Max Bialystok 💬 Tree 💬 ??? 💬 Valvatti 💬 Kurukuru 💬 Jay Finch 💬 Flutterina VIEW ONLY 👁️ Nagisa Furukawa
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Valvatti BOT 25-Mar-22 08:49 PM
Here once again.
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 08:50 PM
HI! I'm officially having an existential nightmare
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Flutterina BOT 25-Mar-22 08:50 PM
Wh-what’s going on…?
she is shaking
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Apologies for all the twists and turns of this performance. There's been more laid against us than I knew.
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Everyone last phase was talking all about this being some game, about how were all not actual people, and just a ton of shit that i dont fucking understand
and now, apparently, there's a giant ass demon monster
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 08:51 PM
Oh, that.
I wouldn't mind that figures words, we're here now, aren't we?
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Valvatti BOT 25-Mar-22 08:51 PM
I didn't watch the last show.
Did something dangerous happen again?
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 08:52 PM
I don't have any clue man
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Valvatti BOT 25-Mar-22 08:52 PM
I was having a heart to heart with a god! Heh.
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 08:52 PM
All I know is I... kind of want to check out the director's box
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Valvatti BOT 25-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Thank you, by the way @​Ninetails, for your painting. I think it's just incredible. Truly divine.
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Emet-Selch BOT 25-Mar-22 08:52 PM
Oh of course Striner is an outer god. Why wouldnt he be. What a bother.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 08:53 PM
Yes, this certainly throws a wrench into our gears!
Though I believe with its facade down we may get things back in order!
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Flutterina BOT 25-Mar-22 08:54 PM
W-why is t-this going on?
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 08:54 PM
I have no clue! By the way, Hi, who are you?
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Indeed, I don't think we've met before.
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Flutterina BOT 25-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Um. W-well I’m Flutterina
N-not the best conditions to meet under…
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MysteryBot BOT 25-Mar-22 08:55 PM
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Hi Flutterina! I'm Jay Finch, a wizard who came here to get a fucking break but is instead being subjected to mental torture
Speaking of, I think I'm gonna check out the director's box really quick!
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Flutterina BOT 25-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Hehe. I-I’m sorry… I was kind of l-looking for the same thing to b-be honest…
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Ninetails BOT 25-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Well, its divinity is to be expected, but I could not have painted such a piece so EFFORTLESSLY without your ballad! I thank you, and apologise for the doubts I had.
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Flutterina BOT 25-Mar-22 08:57 PM
O-oh ok. Bye
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 08:57 PM
It sounds like you two had a little performance of your own!
It must been nicer than what... transpired, on stage.
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Ninetails BOT 25-Mar-22 08:58 PM
We seem to have been the only ones given a reprieve.
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Ninetails BOT 25-Mar-22 08:58 PM
I must say, it had its appeal.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Thank you, even in the worst of times I try to give things a little flair.
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Ninetails BOT 25-Mar-22 08:59 PM
I meant the reprieve. The peace and quiet.
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Ah.
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Ninetails BOT 25-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Not the dramatic unmasking of some elder god beyond even my knowledge of divinity. (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Oh well, not every one can be a crowd-pleaser.
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Valvatti BOT 25-Mar-22 08:59 PM
You watched the show?
I pity for you.
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MysteryBot BOT 25-Mar-22 09:00 PM
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Valvatti BOT 25-Mar-22 09:00 PM
One needs to choose their theatre excursions carefully!
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Ninetails BOT 25-Mar-22 09:00 PM
I should not have tuned in honestly
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Flutterina BOT 25-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Oh! H-hi again
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Not much going on in there right now
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Valvatti BOT 25-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Would you like to perform with me tonight, dear god?
I think we have a wonderful synergy.
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Ninetails BOT 25-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Have something in mind?
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Ah, a more normal performance?
I would love to see that! (edited)
Truth be told, there's been too much drama involved with mine.
I can assist however needed.
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 09:06 PM
If we're doing something normal I'd like to pitch in as well, if needed!
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 09:06 PM
I fear we may be lacking a cinematographer now, though perhaps one may turn up.
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Flutterina BOT 25-Mar-22 09:09 PM
I-I’m all for s-something normal… though m-maybe t-there are some more… t-things going on now?
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 09:10 PM
I'm thinking a performance might help get my mind off of it!
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 09:11 PM
Yes, I could do with a little something to distract from all the troubles as well!
I don't think there's much to be done about them for the moment, they've gone elsewhere.
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Valvatti BOT 25-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Perhaps some kind of a musical duet... or a combination of visual and musical arts!
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Jay Finch BOT 25-Mar-22 09:41 PM
That could be fun! I don't know how good of a singer I am though
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 10:25 PM
With how good of a dancer you proved to be, it wouldn't surprise me if you could sing as well!
Yes, I believe a performance like this will be very pleasant! (edited)
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Max Bialystock BOT 25-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Wha...?
This is insanity, I tell you!
Admittedly, only a bit more than usual from Broadway.
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Max Bialystock BOT 25-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Perhaps I can help out with your performance, hmm?
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Bravocat BOT 25-Mar-22 10:43 PM
You'll have to ask the performers!
Though I certainly wouldn't mind you contributing your directorial talents, I should probably be focusing on other things for now.
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Max Bialystock BOT 25-Mar-22 11:02 PM
I’ve got a cinematographer, but other roles in my little production would be very welcomed.
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 12:23 AM
THE PHILOSOPHER IS THE EMPLOYER????
I must speak with them!!!!!
I had no idea...
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 12:26 AM
Yes, though I would expect they will not be keeping up their facade any longer. (edited)
If I may ask, what it is it you would want to talk with such a thing about?
It's not exactly the most pleasant, I would think that would put you rather in harms way.
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 12:28 AM
I don't care!
It's...rather important that I talk to them
...that's all. What I want to discuss is a private matter.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 12:29 AM
I suppose I can respect the wish for a little privacy.
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 12:42 AM
Ooh. Excited much?
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 12:44 AM
I'm gonna check out the box
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 12:48 AM
You know Emet, I never did quite catch why you wanted to help Bernkastel with the whole killing me business.
You've seemed rather agreeable to me besides that!
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 12:54 AM
Nobody was there
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 01:26 AM
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Bernkastel
🔹knife 👁️VISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this. 🔹red-crystal 👁️VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright red! 🔹crescent-axe 👁️VISIBLE It's a seriously large axe! This thing looks really powerful, but definitely quite unweildy. The blade is somewhat rusted, so it doesn't look the most durable. moved from: ???
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 01:29 AM
A big part of it was wanting an excuse to use my director power. I didnt have a chance yet at the time.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 01:30 AM
Hello.
Did you miss me, Bravocat...?
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 01:30 AM
Welcome back to the stage
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 01:30 AM
Ah, that's a shame.
I was hoping we could enjoy a little peaceful performance.
I suppose you didn't come here to watch the show.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 01:32 AM
Who says you can't enjoy it anyways?
...I can't say I liked being publicly called a "great threat that only desires bloodshed", but I have more important things to do, frankly.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 01:33 AM
Would you say that description is anything but true?
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 01:34 AM
Maybe the "desiring bloodshed" part is true... but I don't think I'm a greater threat than those annoying showrunners.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 01:34 AM
My dear, the showrunners have hardly done anything besides get us into this mess.
Regardless, they will be dealt with; in time.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 01:36 AM
What have I done aside from stab you a single time?
What happened to no hard feelings, hm...?
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 01:36 AM
Oh there's no hard feelings for that.
But like I said, I'd prefer it not happen again.
Look at you, with all your weapons. What did you wish for? To "slaughter the audience where they sit?"
Do you really think anybody foolish enough to think you would stop there?
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 01:43 AM
Is it really bad to have weapons at hand incase you need to defend yourself?
Nobody here could truly kill me, as I've said many times before, but if anyone harms me they still deserve to suffer some consequences. (edited)
And I easily could've changed that 'miracle' of a reward anyways... It was just the first thing I thought of. (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 01:46 AM
Yes, your first instinct was to create an utter bloodbath.
That doesn't sound like the behavior of someone that should be trusted.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 01:46 AM
What reason would I have to not stop there, anyways? The audience alone would've been more than enough bloodshed for a good show.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 01:49 AM
I believe I've already provided the blood you would want if you were looking for such a thing.
No, you don't seek simple bloodshed, you seek impact.
Of what impact is the audience to any of us? They're only specters, after all.
No, you seek to harm a more important audience.
The actors themselves!
...Or would you like to contest that point?
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Omen BOT 26-Mar-22 01:55 AM
I think you're bad, but Bravocat is much better at expressing that
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 02:00 AM
I respected Nyarlathoteps desire to "bring chaos and ruin", as you put it. It's far more fun to watch strife blossom from the seeds of chaos than to just kill all the actors off before then!
Your performance had a fair amount of bloodshed, but it wasn't quite as impactful when the two showrunners were still alive and well afterwards. It was still a good show nonetheless, but not to the extent I had desired.
My deal also specified giving the audience proper human forms first... Bloodshed to that level is far more entertaining when they're all killed in a suitably enjoyable way! And there isn't nearly as many interesting ways to kill them when they're just simple specters. (edited)
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 02:05 AM
Your every word only incriminates you further my dear.
You may want to start choosing your words more carefully, you've come in far over your head regardless.
That ability of apparitions I demonstrated isn't just for show, I assure they are more than capable of acting.
And let's not forget Kuro in the audience over there. (edited)
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 02:08 AM
As you said, of what impact is the fate of a spectral audience to you all? And they're the only ones I ever planned to kill, aside from you for the deal, of course.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 02:09 AM
Ah yes, the deal.
I assume you've clarified with our employer the terms of your deal.
I must say, I appreciate your trust in me back in the lobby. It was quite wise of you to heed my warning.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 02:09 AM
I've spent plenty of time renegotiating the terms.
So both you and Kuro can sheathe your claws, apparition or otherwise.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 02:11 AM
Ah, am I supposed to believe you've given up your little quest?
You should really learn to stop underestimating me.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 02:14 AM
I've just arranged it to be targets that nobody will care about me butchering. Why should I keep bothering to try and kill you when you're clearly far more trouble than the payoff is worth?
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 02:15 AM
And I'm supposed to believe that "Stirner" would be happy to renegotiate these terms?
If it wanted me dead before, it certainly does now.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 02:16 AM
It seemed quite happy at your announcement, actually...
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 02:16 AM
Ha! I suppose it doesn't have to act under such an idiotic facade anymore! (edited)
But seriously, I don't intend to repeat your mistakes by leaving my foes alive.
If you truly have reformed, then I advise you duck.
You'll be fine regardless! It'll only hurt a lot.
Consider it my repayment for your contribution to the last performance.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 02:21 AM
Ever heard of "having mercy" before? Or are you too focused on anything to do with performances to remember things like that?
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 02:22 AM
"Mercy" is for people who haven't stabbed me, dear.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 02:25 AM
It's just a minor injury now. You hardly seem affected by it.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 02:25 AM
And this will hardly affect you! I wish you a swift recovery.
It can hurt a little bit, but I know you're a tough little girl.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 02:27 AM
You really don't seem much better than I am.
And I'm not a little girl.
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 02:27 AM
Why are you fighting?
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Well, she's come here to kill me and expects me to lay down and die.
I think you can see where we have a conflict of interest there.
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Y-yeah.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 02:29 AM
I did say I'm not here to kill him. He's just a bit too distrusting.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 02:30 AM
I believe my mistrust is understandable given the circumstances.
As I said, if you truly have come here of no ill will, then get out of here and never cross my path again.
You won't die, in fact I think you'll find yourself back in good health quickly.
If what you say is to be believed, anyway.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 02:58 AM
I guess we'll just have to wait and see at the end of the phase.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 03:03 AM
I suppose we will.
Awkward question, but would you mind broadcasting for the performers?
I don't believe we have a cinematographer.
Besides, I'm sure you'd love for whatever's going to happen in regards to us to be seen by all.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 03:04 AM
Do you really need everything broadcasted...?
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 03:04 AM
noface
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 03:04 AM
It's a performance!
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 03:05 AM
No thanks. I'd like a break from always being broadcasted, personally.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 03:05 AM
Hm, fine then.
No fun at all.
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 03:05 AM
Is it just me
or does bravocat look really really yummy right now
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 03:06 AM
I-
I assure you it is just you.
I'm all covered in blood, it would probably be disgusting.
Most of it isn't even my own!
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 03:06 AM
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Kitty
I'm gonna eat the hero!
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 03:07 AM
I'm not as obsessive about the stage as you are. Maybe you should find more than a single passion.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 03:07 AM
We are in a theatre!
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 03:08 AM
Not everything in a theatre has to be recorded!
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 03:08 AM
What is the point of a theatre then???
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Max Bialystock BOT 26-Mar-22 03:08 AM
I’d be more than happy to “direct” your display of violence. Provided you spare my life.
Just putting that out there.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 03:09 AM
I think we have 3 different directors to go around but Bernkastel is our only cinematographer.
And apparently she is not in the mood to broadcast.
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Max Bialystock BOT 26-Mar-22 03:10 AM
I got Sado on board. Not sure where she’s off to though…
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 03:11 AM
Hm, maybe she'll turn up.
It'd be nice to have a cinematographer that enjoys the performance.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 03:11 AM
Maybe if you don't attack me I'll record it.
I enjoy some performances. I'm just not in the mood, like you said.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 03:14 AM
I think it's fine, there's plenty of an audience for this regardless.
Valvatti and Ninetails might appreciate something less large scale regardless.
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Uhm. W-what will it even be about?
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 03:16 AM
I assume they'll simply be putting on a soul-moving performance from the heart.
[Wherever their hearts are after all this.]
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 03:17 AM
W-well then I hope everybody gets something out of it, e-especially after what happened l-last time.
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Max Bialystock BOT 26-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Oh, I’ll make this production worth their while, believe me!
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 03:21 AM
That's the spirit!
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 03:22 AM
I d-do hope it will feel rewarding!
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Max Bialystock BOT 26-Mar-22 03:23 AM
It’s gonna be a play for the ages!
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Jay Finch BOT 26-Mar-22 04:11 AM
It's not going to involve stabbing, fire, blood, or demons, is it?
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Max Bialystock BOT 26-Mar-22 04:18 AM
No promises.
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Jay Finch BOT 26-Mar-22 04:23 AM
well i guess that's just how things roll around here!
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 04:24 AM
Ah yes, Jay, I do apologize for how that last performance turned out.
You performed excellently as you had before, and things took a turn for the worse as they had before.
I can't say it wasn't my fault that time.
I had 3 goals in mind for that show. To extinguish the fires, to expose the showrunners, and to put on a good show for the audience.
The audience... they like their twists, their turns, their danger and their bloodshed.
Hopefully though, future performances won't require such a thing.
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 04:27 AM
H-hopefully. When I arrived I wasn’t quite expecting all of this.
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 04:28 AM
I don't think any of us did!
By the way, have we ever formally introduced ourselves? I believe I heard your name was "Flutterina."
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 04:29 AM
Yes it is
Despite all the shows and all of t-that, it is nice to actually meet you
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 04:30 AM
The pleasure is all mine!
Bravocat, of course.
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 04:31 AM
she gives a bit of a smile
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 04:32 AM
My dear, I would recommend you keep your attention on the performers for this phase.
Me and Bernkastel here have some personal business to sort out ourselves.
You don't seem the kind to enjoy that sort of thing.
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 04:33 AM
Alright. I hope you two get things sorted out!
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 04:33 AM
Trust me, I do too. (edited)
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 04:53 AM
I wonder, what are you doing next phase?
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Bravocat BOT 26-Mar-22 05:29 AM
Difficult to say... I suppose I will simply be staying on stage to see what else I need do!
I think I've seen enough of the rest of the theatre.
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Ninetails BOT 26-Mar-22 11:23 AM
Hrmph... let's make it happen. How about a tune to pair with a... chilling visual performance, so to speak?
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Valvatti BOT 26-Mar-22 11:23 AM
Something... cool?
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Ninetails BOT 26-Mar-22 11:24 AM
Precisely!
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Valvatti BOT 26-Mar-22 11:25 AM
Why, I do think I can come up with just a piece for that!
Harmony that brings the chill of the white frost to the fingertips of the audience!
Lyrics that cause the aurora borealis to dance within the minds of listeners!
...metaphorically, of course. It's a bit absurd I have to clarify that.
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Ninetails BOT 26-Mar-22 11:30 AM
I will ensure your verses are not wasted. What you imagine, I will manifest.
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Valvatti BOT 26-Mar-22 12:27 PM
Well, I must say, I've never had this kind of artistic freedom before. Perhaps it was good to come here after all!
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 02:06 PM
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Jay Finch BOT 26-Mar-22 03:02 PM
Hi everybody! I'm gonna go check out the director's box again
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 03:03 PM
Hi again
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Jay Finch BOT 26-Mar-22 03:03 PM
Still no one there it looks like
Hi!
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 06:06 PM
So um, how are all of you?
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 06:13 PM
I don't think now is the best time for small talk.
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 06:14 PM
Oh… sorry…
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 06:15 PM
@​Emet-Selch Hey, you offered to assist with finishing off Bravocat earlier, didn't you?
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 06:15 PM
I did
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 06:15 PM
Is that offer still on the table?
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 06:15 PM
Maybe in a future phase, Im a bit occupied at the moment
Though I must say, he's grown on me
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 06:17 PM
What are you busy with?
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 06:17 PM
Im granting the Tree a reward for assisting with the outfit.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 06:17 PM
Ah...
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Max Bialystock BOT 26-Mar-22 06:17 PM
I'll wait until you all have attended to your other business before continuing to discuss my play.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 06:17 PM
Well, you have those two audience members with you still, don't you?
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 06:17 PM
I do
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 06:18 PM
Couldn't they help, while you're occupied with that?
I'm sure they'd appreciate a good fight.
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 06:18 PM
I suppose they could
Very well
You will have my support.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 06:27 PM
Thank you. It's much appreciated.
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Valvatti BOT 26-Mar-22 06:59 PM
I have ingested some alcohol, yet I have finished my song nonetheless. This is the prowess of Valvatti!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 26-Mar-22 07:02 PM
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 26-Mar-22 07:37 PM
The tree stands around doing nothing.
Not quite as effectively as usual, though!
Jay Finch was hoping that a performance would occur, but it seems not. He goes and rests by the tree instead.
Emet-Selch also goes up to the tree...
He places one hand on it, and with an elaborate gesture, proclaims...
"I ascend you to Halmarut, Ascian Overlord and Member of the Convocation of Fourteen!"
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As he does so, a red glyph appears over the tree's trunk.
It seems that something about the tree has changed!
Whilst this happens, Flutterina sits back, and prepares to enjoy the show.
She stares closely at Bravocat...
But her vision is soon obscured!
As Valvatti and Ninetails begin their song and dance...
Ninetails' tails elegantly flow across the stage, in time to a song sung by Valvatti.
"Tell me, oh ghost of winter, why you test us so Why you batter us with winds of howling death And why the colors of life are overrun by white and go To pastures far away, inside your frozen sheath For then, the wonders enter Oh ghost of winter The moonlit fields of crystal lights, they glow Hues of a rainbow On endless snow For then, the world is born anew In the months few If challenge is what you wish to bring in here We will have no fear And shed no tear"
Each of Ninetail's tails spatters paint across the walls, causing the blood storm to dissipate...
And a beautiful aurora borealis to appear in the sky in its place!
But its beauty cannot be appreciated for long - quickly, a snowstorm pops up!
It's still beautiful in its own way...
In the centre of the snowstorm, isolated from the rest of the world, stand Bernkastel and Bravocat.
But, from the snow and the hail, comes a figure...
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"It pains me how much deliberation this took. Everything I could want and then some, in the palm of my hand... I'd have to be a fool not to take it."
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Enraged, Bravocat pulls out a knife.
He lunges towards Bernkastel!
But wait - another voice from the storm?
"Lady Bernkastel! Please accept these soldiers, in the name of Garlemald."
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Two figures emerge.
They're...
Kyoko and Kiryu??
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They both leap in front of Bravocat, blocking his path!
Bernkastel smirks.
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Kuro watches as she approaches Bravocat.
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Stood right in front of him, as he is held back by the two soldiers, she cackles.
She pulls out a large crescent axe, and begins to swing...
"To think I could be tempted by such trivialities!
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Kuro points at Bernkastel, with his long, bladed finger, and dives at her!
He grabs the axe out of her hands, and throws it into the storm!
"Bernkastel, Witch of Miracles!"
As he shouts, something becomes obvious. A faint aura surrounds each of them, different for each, but in both cases - seeming to guarantee success.
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"Let's see what happens when the proverbial unstoppable force meets an immovable object"
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...but this proverb was always lacking.
It never took into account outside interference.
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For as the stage begins to crackle, and small tears open in reality as the paradox sets in...
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Bullets spray the area, hitting Bernkastel in the leg!
Omen cackles drunkenly from the side of the stage.
And, in a single second, someone who was not there before appears centre-stage.
It's - Abraham Lincoln??
He stabs Kuro in the back!
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And as the Spy's disguise falls away, and he sneaks off, one last actor makes their surprise appearance...
No-Face leaps from the ground beneath Bravocat, and swallows him whole!
They try to spit him out, but...
He's determined to stay inside??
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Weird.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 26-Mar-22 08:52 PM
As the snow dies down, everyone on stage can notice something.
Just at the back of the audience, one of the tears caused by the paradox remains open.
And through it can be seen a rainbow, a shifting hue of undulating colours.
And something approaching - quickly.
The Ratatosk Express, derailed once more, skids through the audience, smashing seats aside and causing spectres to flicker. It careens across the room, narrowly missing the stage, before smashing into the wall and coming to a stop beneath the directors box.
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:11 PM
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🔸 Omen stayed here. 🔸 Ninetails stayed here. ❓ Bravocat moved to ??? 🔸 Tree stayed here. 🔸 ??? stayed here. 🔸 Valvatti stayed here. 🔸 Kurukuru stayed here. 🔸 Flutterina stayed here. 🔸 Max Bialystok stayed here. 🔸 No-Face stayed here. 🔸 Bernkastel stayed here. 🔸 Jay Finch stayed here.
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Pinned a message.
-----Phase 9----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. The majority of the stage is given up to a large pirate ship, with a tree as the main mast! The tree has a strange sigil marked on it, and from its branches flies a pride flag. You can hear sea shanties being played in the background! The ship sails in a snowstorm, a blizzard whipping ice across the sea.. On the lower sections of the stage, you can see beneath the sea, deep down to a castle full of mermaids! On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked. But none of the sea is water. It's been replaced with an ocean of blood, and so has the torrential rain. The remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch, to the side of the stage, have been turned into a makeshift fort! It's covered in rotten tomatoes! From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. Beneath the box, and throughout the audience, carriages of a train are strewn, smashed into the walls and floors. The area does not seem very structurally integral. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM. Additionally, you can instantly move to the DIRECTORS-BOX and the AUDIENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Zepia Eltnam Oberon
A broken man. Blood sprays from his eyes, like a fountain. 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! 🔹eye-blood 👁️VISIBLE Blood is seeping from Zepia's eyes!
Spark
🔹spark-board 👁️VISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast. 🔹super-staff 👁️VISIBLE With this staff, Spark becomes super-powered! He can channel electricity no matter where he is, and pass it through multiple targets at once!
Omen
🔹couch 👁️VISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
Ninetails
Hulking cream-coloured fox with nine writhing, swirling tails. Ink stains each of their tasseled tips like worn paintbrushes. Is that... just a mask, or is something bonded to their face? It's hard to say. 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! 🔹painting 👁️VISIBLE It's a painting of Valvatti and Ninetails, sat together in a bar!
No-Face
A tall slender black ghostly figure with a white mask. Has the voice of a cold aloof Japanese woman.
Max Bialystok
The Spy
spah 🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Phanto Mask
🔹key 💪BIG 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a big, red, flashing key! This key could open anything - like, anything anything! That includes things that... probably shouldn't be opened.
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it? 🔹red-glyph 👁️VISIBLE The mark of Halmarut, Ascian Overlord.
Trainee Chef
forg 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
Nagisa Furukawa
A high-school-age girl. 🔹dango-costume 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge, dango-shaped costume! Nagisa isn't currently wearing it, but it's still so big its visible!
Kuro
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit. 🔹black-duffel 👁️VISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside? 🔹backstab 👁️VISIBLE Kuro is heavily bleeding from a wound to the back. It might affect his movement - there's a chance he'll stumble and fail.
Bernkastel
🔹knife 👁️VISIBLE It's the biggest knife you've ever seen! You could hack through a lot of stuff with this. 🔹red-crystal 👁️VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright red! 🔹leg-wound 👁️VISIBLE Bernkastel has a bullet lodged in her leg. It seems to be affecting her ability to stand - there's a chance her leg might give way whilst trying to do an action.
???
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my glory 🔹recruits 👁️VISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat. 🔹half-mask 👁️VISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask.
Zoe
she/her 🔹ȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝ 👁️VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better. 🔹zoe-dress 👁️VISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma! 🔹mech 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit. 🔹umbrella 👁️VISIBLE An umbrella is sticking out of the mech. It's keeping it nice and dry! 🔹blindfold 👁️VISIBLE It seems Zoe is unable to see any rollover that happens whilst blindfolded! 🔹jelly-baby 👁️VISIBLE A large jelly baby that impacted hard into Zoe. She's covered in serious bruises, and in addition, she won't be able to physically move or act until freed from it!
Valvatti
Buy my book, Runouden puoli vuosisataa, out in stores now. 🔹acoustic-guitar 👁️VISIBLE You can play any number of songs on this!
Robbie Rotten
🔹triple-trouble 👁️VISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly. 🔹bruise 👁️VISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot. 🔹mech 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit. 🔹owner-outfit 👁️VISIBLE An outfit worn by the owner of this theatre! Whoever is wearing it can re-cast people, changing their roles or archetypes with their consent.
Max Stirner
A great and horrid thing. All of its human features have gone now. It stands meters above you, dozens of arms moving in unnatural ways. The void of space fills its gaping maw. 🔹sauerkraut 👁️VISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal. 🔹hot-sauce-smear 👁️VISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things. 🔹strings 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef. 🔹sharp-strings 👁️VISIBLE Sharp strings, fused into Nyarlathoteps hands, and trailing to Trainee Chef.
Orion Pisces
A blueish purple furred deer with long, bright blue hair partially tangled in a set of antlers. Sea stands exhausted and on the verge. The look in Seas eyes tell you sea. is. done. [SEA/SEAS] 🔹pendant 👁️VISIBLE A small gift Matchstick bought you back at the Showerlights Festival when you first met. It looks like it’s made of gold but really it’s just nickel, you still hold near and dear as you wear it around your neck. He engraved it with a small poem on the back to personalize it.
Though tonight We see the falling lights The brightest Shine is from Your eyes. <3 -Match
Otherwise it does nothing special but remind you that though you’re far apart now, you’ll still love each other when you’re back together.
Kurukuru
🔹lacerated 👁️VISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Flutterina
she/her Little moth girl
Pasqualo Trianglini
A blond-haired lanky-looking boy. A watermark is always plastered across him. Any pronouns, and talks "Informally - with REFERENCES!" Pasqualo is accompanied by a disembodied voice called Cathode. He uses he/him pronouns, and [speaks in lowercase in brackets] 🔹cathodetheme 👁️VISIBLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxjnsrqh0 🔹jelly-baby-shotgun 👁️VISIBLE The shotgun is empty, having spent its only charge. 🔹peppermint-uzi 👁️VISIBLE It's an uzi that fires bullets made of peppermint! It won't do much damage to anyone who isn't already wounded, but you can spray it at multiple targets at once! 🔹net 👁️VISIBLE The mech is dragging whoever is contained in this net along! They're trapped inside it.
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part." 🔹candy-corn 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them. 🔹candy-corn-revolver 👁️VISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots! 🔹gambit-schema 👁️VISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face! 🔹ink 👁️VISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO!
@Zepia Eltnam Oberon @Spark @Omen @Ninetails @No-Face @Max Bialystok @The Spy @Abraham Lincoln @Phanto Mask @Tree @Trainee Chef @Nagisa Furukawa @Kuro @Bernkastel @??? @Zoe @Valvatti @Robbie Rotten @Max Stirner @Orion Pisces @Kurukuru @Jay Finch @Flutterina @Pasqualo Trianglini @Problem Sleuth
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 26-Mar-22 09:12 PM
Ok, you've probably all noticed that almost every player in the game is currently here.
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We've split the area up into three moveinstants so it doesnt feel too overwhelming - we don't want another scenario like the end of catbox
If you're feeling overwhelmed, just reach out to the GMs and we can add more moveinstants.
UNLOCK
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:13 PM
[PREPARE TO DIE, MORTALS]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 09:13 PM
My paradox scheme...
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:13 PM
Orion takes a deep breath.
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 09:13 PM
AAA!
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:13 PM
Let this pass for just a moment...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:13 PM
My, this is quite the crowded place.
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
(edited)
🔺 Phanto Mask instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Max Bialystock BOT 26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Holy smokes!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
[lmao ok but seriously. seriously tho]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
I hope it... wasn't boring, Bernkastel.
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Thats quite a lot of people
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
[yeah. its been a bit]
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Where did you all even come from
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
the theatre
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:14 PM
I would not wish to rush the introductions. I shall await, a little.
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
oh no please
rush them
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Oh t-this i-is q-quite a lot…
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Great, great great! You know, all the schemes going on here get kind of annoying after a while! Really, the great Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans? Throwing away the chance for everything he's wanted? Something you worked 3 years for before getting pulled away to this place? You call that "trivialities"!?
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
⤵️ A GM has manually moved Godot into this area. (edited)
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur. moved from: lobby
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Max Bialystock BOT 26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Yeah, let's get introductions out of the way.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
I had hoped to make use of a tear between dimensions...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
...Have we walked into something?
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
(WE DO NOT NEED MORE PLAYERS HERE)
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 09:15 PM
(LMAO)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Kuro laughs breathlessly.
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Godot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:16 PM
(i ment to move here from last phase.) (edited)
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:16 PM
(edited)
🔺 Valvatti instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:16 PM
What's the next annoying news I have to deal with? Is Cathode at least on our side, or is he just going to attack us too!?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Oh!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:16 PM
[oh, yes]
[im on your side, bern]
[nyar and i talked]
[we're good]
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Alright I was planning to go on a whole rant and shit but since everyone is here I should skip the charade and cut to the damn chase.
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I dont pick sides, I just make entertainment.
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Orion clears his throat.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I'm just here to kill a few people.
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
noface
Now this will be a wonderful performance!
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Oh no no no no t-this is not what I w-wanted…
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Godot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
(so true)
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
GET ME OUTTA THIS WACK ASS GUMMY PRISON
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Heyyyyyyy, Nyarlathotep
buddy
pal
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
🎩
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
frieennddddddd
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Hm?
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Thank you, Cathode! I know we had our differences, but I'm glad you're atleast going to help!
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I have fucking had it with you.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Who are you?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
[OH HEY, SO IT DID WORK. i knew my]
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Getting betrayed so much is awfully annoying after a while!! (edited)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
[wait]
[WAIT]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
Hi Nyarlathotep! We should be friends!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:17 PM
[DO I GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO KILL THE HORSE]
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
we. have fucking had it with you.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
YES!!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
...Goddamnit.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Oh, wait, I do recall your name!
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
AND YOU TO CATHODE DON'T WORRY I'LL GET TO YOU SOON
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
You've been waiting for this since pre-game, Cath.
Haven't you.
[YES]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Not a horse.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
[I KNEW THEM AS A HORSE FIRST]
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
ALSO I'M A DEER FUCKHEAD
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
You know what, I said I wasn't after killing all the actors here, but why not!? Lets just kill everyone here!!! They're all horrible anyways!!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
[I KNOW YOU'RE A DEER NOW]
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
[BUT I KNEW YOU AS A HORSE FIRST]
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:18 PM
genuinely!
PLEASE!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:19 PM
[HEY BERN]
[I HAVE THE INK]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:19 PM
Oh?
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:19 PM
Dude I don't know what's going on but I'll go with whatever idea someone has where not many people die
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:19 PM
[nyar they trapped pasqualo]
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 26-Mar-22 09:19 PM
HA HA HA HA HAAAA! NONE OF YOUR SILLY CONFLICT MATTERS!
YOU KNOW WHY?
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Flutterina BOT 26-Mar-22 09:19 PM
Flutterina starts crying
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 09:19 PM
I would also like to be friends with you!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 26-Mar-22 09:19 PM
BECAUSE I CAUGHT A SUPERHERO!
I DID IT!
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:19 PM
god damnit it's so crowded here that I can't even say shit with value.
True 1
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 26-Mar-22 09:19 PM
NOW SPORTAFLOP DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE!
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Max Bialystock BOT 26-Mar-22 09:19 PM
You caught a superhero?!
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:19 PM
No-Face!
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:20 PM
We can make a friendgroup!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Is that you, Robbie?
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Spit that stupid cat out, please!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Good costume.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:20 PM
I'm going to chop that damned Bravocat to pieces, again, and again, and again!
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:20 PM
We're both awesome eldritch beings!
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 09:20 PM
What pumpkin cat?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 26-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Yes, it's me! As you can see, I own the theatre! So I can change any of your roles in this here production!
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:20 PM
And then you'll be next after, Kuro!
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:20 PM
(l- l- look at me! getting skipped over as always!)
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 26-Mar-22 09:20 PM
If you want me to, that is.
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:21 PM
(why did everyone decide to go here now)
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Guys I want a genuiene answer WHY is everyone trying to kill eachother
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Bravocat, obviously! The one you just swallowed!
Make them get out of you!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:21 PM
[because]
[its fun]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:21 PM
You shut up!
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:21 PM
NO
IT
ISNT
PLEASE
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:21 PM
shut up shut up!
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Nope! It's all mine! BWAHAHAHAHA!
And ALL of their abilities too!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Don't you get it, Bernkastel? The paradox... I could've gotten all the answers. Everything about this theatre! I could have escaped on my own terms!
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:22 PM
You're just a sadistic piece of shit fucking with people just because there are no consequences for you!
You're really annoying! Fuck you, even!
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:22 PM
yeah
fuck you.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Hahaa!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:22 PM
[haha!!!!!]
[good.]
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 09:22 PM
hahaa!!!!!
true 1
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Hahaha!
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:22 PM
you come into this game with a stupid gimmick we should've left in the past
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 09:23 PM
It just fell apart a little too quickly, that's all.
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:23 PM
with no regard for your fellow players
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:23 PM
[oh, you have a grudge against me]
[you have a grudge against me]
[for]
[for]
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:23 PM
OF COURSE I DO
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:23 PM
[co-written]
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:23 PM
(edited)
🔺 Flutterina instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:23 PM
OF. FUCKING. COURSE
GOOD JOB ON THE DETECTIVE WORK SHITASS
BUT IT GOES OH SO MUCH DEEPER
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:23 PM
[HAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
[GOOD! GOOD!]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:23 PM
you two know eachother
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Let me hop out of this robot for a second and check out the Directors' Box. After all, I OWN IT! HA HA!
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
you are the reason i'm trapped here.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
[YES! I HOSTED ONE OF THE GAMES HE WAS PREVIOUSLY IN!]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
I wasn't expecting this many people frankly.
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
huuuh??
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
[and boy]
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
(edited)
🔺 Robbie Rotten instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
[let me tell you]
[he did not have a great time]
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
that was a nightmare
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
I don't remember what that ink you mentioned does Cathode, but I don't care about specifics anymore!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
[its a targetted nuke on this area]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Sounds like bad design!!!! boo!!!! fuck you!!!
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Oh!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:24 PM
[game master backed]
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:25 PM
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:25 PM
[Well. I don't know who designed my abilities that game, or if it was my idea from the very start.]
[all I can say is]
Welcome to the breakdown.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:25 PM
(jojo reference??)
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:26 PM
if I get out of this GUMMY PRISON I will make EVERYTHING that anyone tris to pull WACKY and SILLY and HARMLESS
just to PISS you OFF
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:26 PM
[hhhhhhh.... look]
[deer. i do not have the time to deal with this right now in all honesty..]
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:26 PM
I don't care if I get caught in this targeted nuke or whatever, as long as I'm brought back to get my reward!
You can do that, right Nyarlathotep?
Can we add that onto my deal?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:27 PM
No.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:27 PM
whited
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:27 PM
[but what i can say is this. there will be violence this phase.]
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:27 PM
Well, whatever! I'll find some way to avoid it, I'm sure.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:27 PM
[cathode walks away for now. he has to deal with some Business]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:28 PM
Zoe... you do realize that I am the reason for all this chaos?
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:28 PM
What did you do???
Look dude I do NOT know what's going on but I'll use my powers to hopefully not die
like ever
ecksdee
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:28 PM
I am the one who asked Bernkastel to get Bravocat's mask.
I am the one who asked this Cathode over there to destroy a few... "areas".
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:29 PM
dude why!
only a few?????
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:29 PM
It's fun!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:29 PM
Because I want to have fun.
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:29 PM
You're no longer friend material fuck you too!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 09:29 PM
It's not fun to be on the receiving end of, is it?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:29 PM
Hahaa....
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:29 PM
Dude I just came in to have a good time at a theatre and now I'm probably gonna die!!!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:30 PM
I was not expecting this much chaos.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Ah, it was just some momentary anger!
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Do you know how unlikely it is for ME to die!!!!!
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:30 PM
I'll cut you up into a hundred tiny pieces, just like I will that stupid cat, Kuro!
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:30 PM
It's actually really scary since I thought it'd never happen!
Why!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 09:30 PM
The anger doesn't sound momentary, Bernkastel.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:30 PM
[ah, chaos! chaos! i can do anything]
true 1
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:30 PM
I'm not talking about you, Zoe!! (edited)
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:30 PM
You're all just murder hobos like in D&D!!!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:30 PM
[well]
[to me]
[this is just dnd but less shit]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:31 PM
yeah good!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:31 PM
I hate dungeons.
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:31 PM
fuck you!
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Spy BOT 26-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Why do all you all have so many problems
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Stupid cat was referring to Bravocat, and the statement overall was directed at Kuro, that's what I meant!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:31 PM
I really have no problems.
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 26-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Nagisa rushes over to Kuro Kuro! I ran up here as soon as I saw what happened!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Nagisa... It's best you don't worry about me now.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Hm...
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The Night of Wallachia BOT 26-Mar-22 09:31 PM
(wtf it's been 15 minutes yall)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:32 PM
(theres 26 players lol)
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 09:32 PM
(like the entire playerbase is here)
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The Night of Wallachia BOT 26-Mar-22 09:32 PM
(WHAT)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 09:32 PM
(There is also more than 20 people in this area)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:32 PM
[nearly the entire playerbase is here yeah]
[also hi im metanarrative]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Well!
I will look around.
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:32 PM
(edited)
🔺 Max Stirner instantly moved to AUDIENCE
(edited)
🔺 No-Face instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 26-Mar-22 09:33 PM
But...I can't just leave you like this! I have to at least stick by your side!
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Max Bialystock BOT 26-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Now that things seem to have quieted down for a bit...
May I remind you BUFFOONS that we are in a THEATRE here?!
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:33 PM
wish i could ALSO move around
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:33 PM
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🔺 Bernkastel instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Max Bialystock BOT 26-Mar-22 09:34 PM
And I still have a whole production to run!!!
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Little Puppet BOT 26-Mar-22 09:34 PM
This is… a lot…
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Problem Sleuth BOT 26-Mar-22 09:34 PM
[i suppose i'll also head down to the audience.]
[remember. i have eyes up here]
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Max Bialystock BOT 26-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Damnit, everyone's clearing out!
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:34 PM
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🔺 Problem Sleuth instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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🔺 Max Bialystok instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:35 PM
Ugh! I wanted to ask some questions!!!
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Little Puppet BOT 26-Mar-22 09:35 PM
To who..?
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:35 PM
like... HOW do they plan on destroying these areas?!
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:36 PM
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‼️🔻 Max Stirner appeared from AUDIENCE!
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Little Puppet BOT 26-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Oh…
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:36 PM
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🔺 Max Stirner instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:36 PM
DUDE!
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Little Puppet BOT 26-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I’m not really sure myself…
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:36 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 No-Face appeared from AUDIENCE!
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:37 PM
YOU
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:37 PM
(edited)
🔺 No-Face instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:37 PM
DUDE COME ON!
I CAN'T MOVE IN THIS JELLY BABY PRISON ITS SO MEAN
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:38 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Flutterina appeared from AUDIENCE!
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🔺 Orion Pisces instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Little Puppet BOT 26-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Uhm… what even happened in the Lobby?
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:39 PM
We talked a bit, and then captured the blonde guy and funnyman
the blonde guy so he doesnt do any damage and the funnyman just so robbie can capture a superhero
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:40 PM
[well. uh]
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Little Puppet BOT 26-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Feels like a bit more happened than that…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:40 PM
[it appears that there is a man threatening me down in the audience.]
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:41 PM
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‼️🔻 Orion Pisces appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:41 PM
it didn't want to listen
sorry zoe
it never does.
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:41 PM
it?
not like I can save you!
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:42 PM
nyarlathotep
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:42 PM
oh
yeah
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:42 PM
I wanted to go on a whole rant about how they've just burst in here and started threatening to break shit\
like a bunch of murder hobos
but they didn't seem to give a shit
too preoccupied
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:42 PM
anyways cathode since youre here, how exactly do you plan on destroying this area?!
oh yeah I have NO CLUE what their deal is
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:43 PM
it feels egotistical
I had to rope in all this past stuff
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:43 PM
someone tells them "you're trapped in this theatre!" and they instantly go mad!
Yeah!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:44 PM
[i have a variety of methods at my disposal, none of which im telling you.]
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:44 PM
I could tell them for you
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:44 PM
pfft
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Orion smiles
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:44 PM
ooh awesome!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:44 PM
[ha! you wouldn't.]
[that would be the]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:44 PM
shut up
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:44 PM
[ultimate. dick. move.]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Youre killing us
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:45 PM
‼️🔻 Garcian Smith appeared from AUDIENCE! (edited)
Garcian Smith
moved from: audience
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:45 PM
I think thats a dick move
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Coyote Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Bull fucking shit
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:45 PM
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🔺 Trainee Chef instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Coyote Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 09:45 PM
What happened
What happened to this theater
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:45 PM
i think they deserve to know
the amount of shit you've been pulling
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:45 PM
[and you're just going to... what]
[because you think its the right thing to do, leak game info?]
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:47 PM
I'm exhausted.
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:47 PM
"Oh noo not the game info for my plan to kill random people nooo" get over yourself dude
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:47 PM
I am genuinely reaching for anything to grasp onto because it feels like my entire being is just being walked over
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:47 PM
you're not even an interesting vilain
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:47 PM
[yeah? and]
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:47 PM
I had so much shit planned
trying to make myself relevant
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:48 PM
[listen, you might not be happy with this, but i had no one to interact with for the first half of my game]
[i wasnt relevant, period]
[i got hooked into this]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:48 PM
HAHAHA
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:48 PM
because you went into a maze to get a second character
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:48 PM
DUDE DUDE DUDE
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:48 PM
for no fucking reason
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:48 PM
[yeah?]
[and]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:48 PM
I DID TOO!
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 09:48 PM
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🔺 Garcian Smith instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:48 PM
why?
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:48 PM
AND IM NOT TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE!
Dude that's the LAMEST excuse EVER
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:49 PM
[so what do you want me to do]
[kill myself here?]
[leave the game?] (edited)
[come the fuck on.]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:49 PM
What why?!
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The Night of Wallachia BOT 26-Mar-22 09:49 PM
(NOW)
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:49 PM
What the hell are you on about
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Orion Pisces BOT 26-Mar-22 09:49 PM
(I should've never started this rant.)
(this is all going to shit)
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 09:50 PM
I must say, Nyartholep, I respect the level of chaos youre bringing about
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:50 PM
We can like... I dunno figure out a way out of this theatre! have a fun adventure I coulda written a lot of fanfic about that!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:50 PM
[fuck friendship]
[ive had enough of it i just want to fight]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:50 PM
Wooow (edited)
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 09:50 PM
If this wasnt in this theatre you might even have brought about a calamity
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:51 PM
You're really boring
If this really is some online ttrpg type thing the combat better be good or else you're REALLY stupid
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:52 PM
[well, the whole game's been wheeling up to this point for me. so it better be]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Huh?
I just don't get you. To me it seems like you decide to be evil just to be "relevant", and then complain that you have no other choice!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:55 PM
[for me, from my perspective -- this is the best objective game ive played in more than a year. i don't really care about being evil or causing chaos, it was just something new to try for once. the narrative relevance is true though, i do love being in the limelight.]
[and if i had the choice of coming forth like this and dynamically... throwing the theatre into chaos, or being part of a stagnant group where nothing really felt like it changed...]
[well id choose the first]
[its easy]
[i value my own play over that of others]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:57 PM
Mean!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 09:58 PM
[yep! i feel like an asshole, but at least im secure in knowing im an asshole who likes to cause a spectacle]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 09:59 PM
This feels like it's very personal and a part of some bigger thing I dont know about but man I just wanted to see some romance
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Anyone want to fill me in on what's going on? I haven't seen most of you for a while, if at all.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:03 PM
[oh fuck is that spark?]
[nice to see another person show up from co-written]
[how ya doin? enjoying the chaos?]
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:04 PM
No.
Also, have we met?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Chaos... Is the death of plans.
You can scheme and scheme and scheme and then...
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Already love ya
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Something turns up out of the blue, and everything goes sideways.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:05 PM
[huh]
[hrm]
[well, my name is cathode]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:05 PM
My closest partner in all this has been eaten.
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Spark flashes her a weak finger-gun.
Also, oh, Cathode? I...feel like I've heard that name, anyways.
Eh. That whole time was a bit of a blur to me, but I guess everywhere you and that deer go is like this.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:06 PM
[heh. figures.]
[yeah, basically it is]
[this time its more fucked up than most, i believe]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:06 PM
I'm considering giving up as opposed to continuing to go through this misery.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:07 PM
[even considering the... weird. metanarrative. shit. that happened with co-written]
[but uh]
[y'know, you were a pretty alright guy back there]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:07 PM
I was fated for loss in the original timeline, and so it has been granted to me once more.
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Emet-Selch BOT 26-Mar-22 10:07 PM
I for one would love to turn this into a finale for the ages
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Well, thanks, I guess. I try to be alright if nothing else.
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 26-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Ehh?? Give up? ...What do you mean by that?
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Anyways, I'm really just here to escape, and show that Stirner a piece of my mind.
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:08 PM
(edited)
🔺 The Spy instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Sorry, not piece of my mind. Moreso all of my attacks.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:08 PM
[ah shit.]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:08 PM
I'm grievously wounded and have made a host of enemies.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:08 PM
[looks like we're on different sides, then]
[wish it didnt have to come to this]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 10:09 PM
As much as I'd just accept this as my end and whatever happens happens, I will do my best to keep the cool people safe She flashes an anime esque grin
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:09 PM
I mean, you aren't gonna stop me if that's what that opener meant.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:09 PM
[that wasn't the opener. that was just a flashy entrance.]
[but... hm. sounds like you have a variety of cards up your sleeve]
[its interesting when heroes step up to bat]
[because that means conflict]
[and with conflict]
[comes chaos]
[hahahaha]
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:10 PM
You know, I never liked boss rushes.
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Godot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Chaos?
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:11 PM
So if you're gonna fight me, do it up there.
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:11 PM
(edited)
🔺 Spark instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Godot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:11 PM
You've been up to a lot of that, haven't you, Triangle boy?
Or should I say...
CATHODE? (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:12 PM
[its]
[... its cathode]
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 10:12 PM
......wow.....yeah thats his name....
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:12 PM
[have i not made that clear?]
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Godot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:12 PM
(fixed it)
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 26-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Even still...there's got to be a way forward! We can try to find a way to heal your wound. And...and these enemies...you can still move on even with enemies. I'm sure of it!
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Godot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Now, I have done some... Investigation myself.
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Zoe BOT 26-Mar-22 10:13 PM
//Imma go sleep now byeee
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:14 PM
[interesting]
[what's your info?]
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Godot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:15 PM
I have striking evidence that you, have committed the greatest crime of them all.
Not on how you like your coffee...
It's the crime of playing a god.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:16 PM
[is that even in any law book?]
[i mean, i buy it but]
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Godot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:17 PM
I have evidence of one of many deeds you have done, and it doesn't look good for you buddy.
I suggest you find an attorney.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:19 PM
[hm... ok]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:19 PM
There is a solution to my problem, but... It's not a good one by any stretch of the imagination.
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Godot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:19 PM
Your trial is set next phase, cathode.
Prepare wisely.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:20 PM
[then, i will look.]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 26-Mar-22 10:22 PM
I am not sure if that is necessarily a crime, just perhaps quite selfish. Keep in mind I may also be missing some information.
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Godot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:22 PM
Oh you sure are.
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 26-Mar-22 10:24 PM
...What do you have in mind?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:25 PM
[well, i believe i have found an attorney.]
[he's well used to the territory, so... good luck.]
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 26-Mar-22 10:28 PM
Who might that be?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:28 PM
I could do what Nyarlathotep wanted me to and escape with my life.
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:28 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Max Stirner appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:28 PM
Hello...
Again.
How are... all of you?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:29 PM
[we considered saul goodman, attorney at law... before we eventually found out that the smith fellow here who's been acting as security has past in law.]
[this is going to be entertaining.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:30 PM
You never do let your puppets speak, heh.
I, for one, would be curious to know what they think of... all this.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:31 PM
I am freaking the hell out right now.
I am... NOT used to nets!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:31 PM
Oh, you are... in a net.
Heh...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:32 PM
I'm trying my best to rip myself out, though!
[he is]
[anyways thats basically all pasq can focus on at the moment. i imagine he wants to punch some people too]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:33 PM
I have not seen too many of the people here!
Are... introductions in order?
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:34 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 No-Face appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 26-Mar-22 10:34 PM
I'm a bit scared to hear the answer, but...what did Nyarlathotep want you do...?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:34 PM
Oh... talking about me... how pleasant!
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:35 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Spark appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:35 PM
...Kill the showrunners. Which I can do.
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:35 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Trainee Chef appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:35 PM
My, this is quite the following.
I can... confirm what Kuro said.
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:35 PM
What?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:36 PM
I asked him to... murder the showrunners.
Or... organizers. Whichever term you might use.
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Okay, wait. Who's trapping us here?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Tell me. How does the prize work? Do I get it instantly upon task completion?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Yes.
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:37 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Bernkastel appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 26-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Why would you want to murder the showrunners?? I met Nikola earlier, and she didn't seem like a bad person...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:37 PM
[the game masters?]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Once the terms are fulfilled... The deal is settled.
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 26-Mar-22 10:37 PM
She even kept me company last phase when I was by myself before Kuro showed up!
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Little Puppet BOT 26-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Nikola.. seemed fine enough to me too...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:37 PM
[who are the showrunners, nyar?]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:37 PM
I... never wanted to be here.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Nikola... and Kurukuru.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:38 PM
This was all a mistake.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:38 PM
[ah. figures we're going after the game masters' representations on the gameboard]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:38 PM
I am trapped in this place.
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:39 PM
That's nothing new, buddy.
I'm like that too.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:39 PM
Yes... I offered freedom to Kuro if he fulfills the deal.
That is... one way to leave.
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:40 PM
How do they even know you'll free them?
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:40 PM
I'd still like some enlightenment on the thought process of Kuro over h ere.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:40 PM
What options have I left?
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Little Puppet BOT 26-Mar-22 10:40 PM
I... can verify that Nyarlathotep makes good on their deals...
At least from my experience...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:40 PM
Hehee... Yes.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:40 PM
[yeah, im with him to the end of the line]
[i have a reason for doing as he asks.]
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Garcian Smith appeared from AUDIENCE!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
I didn't choose lightly, you know, Lady Bernkastel.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
You worked... 3 years, was it? For a plan to get all the wealth and such you wanted? Then you were given a chance to get freedom from here along with all the wealth you wanted, then just called it a triviality, didn't you?
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Dan Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Hell of a crowd still
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
You may not have chosen lightly, but that doesn't mean you made the right decision. It sounds more like you made a terrible one, to me.
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Dan Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just here to watch
Maybe talk a little shit
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:41 PM
May I ask... what you are doing, Bernkastel?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:42 PM
A triviality in comparison to the possibilities of the paradox.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Paradox...?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Ah, you didn't see my moment of triumph, why that broken train is over there.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:42 PM
The train... is from the detective?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Bernkastel and I, both have abilities that guarantee our success.
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Dan Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Wait a second
You're the fuck who brought that train in?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:43 PM
I had them clash. And those moments were beautiful! I opened rifts in the very universe!
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:43 PM
I think this was a bit of a misunderstanding. I'm pretty sure Sleuth brought the train in.
From my point of view, it appears like you did Jack Shit.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:43 PM
[sleuth brought the train in]
[you?]
[you did jack shit]
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:43 PM
Nothing at all.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
[sleuth opened a portal from the imaginary universe.]
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
You threw away your opportunity for such a stupid reason.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
...
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Dan Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Jeez that's a good thing then
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
...Opportunity?
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Little Puppet BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Uhm... I worry what you'd say about my deal then...
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Dan Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
For a second I thought I'd have to be grateful to you
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
Well, unless you'll reconcile and let their deal happen again.
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Dan Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
I mean, if it weren't for that train I wouldn't be here right now
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
[i believe that the work i have to do for my goal to be achieved is...]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
It is not like you can simply... "abandon" a deal made with me.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:44 PM
But they did call your deal a triviality that they wouldn't pick.
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Why would you want to be here?
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
And knocked my axe out of my hand... that was awfully rude of you, you know, Kuro...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
[well, it's negligible in comparison.]
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Maybe not simply.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
My deals are not... mandatory.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
[...was the train running particularly late or early?]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:45 PM
Everybody has been simply... willing to follow through on them.
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:46 PM
People sure seem to be acting like they are.
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Dan Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 10:46 PM
It was running
On time
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:46 PM
Hah...
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:46 PM
What's so good it's worth all this, anyways?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:46 PM
I do usually have... some sort of punishment for people... But not today, no.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:46 PM
[well, spark]
[you wouldnt know, would you. the deer would've]
[but...]
[That Man.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:47 PM
What is... so good?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:47 PM
[That Man, who took over my game.]
[I want him dead.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Oh... this again.
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:47 PM
Can't you just do that yourself?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:47 PM
[and ill destroy as many areas as it takes to see that happen]
[he ran me over with a truck]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:48 PM
(narration said one of the rifts that was created was what it came through, I didn't know I accomplished Jack Shit, I mean, they even played the song I picked out)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:48 PM
[without me even being aware]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:48 PM
...Kuro...
You said there were... Two rifts?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:48 PM
[...two?]
[we only made one rift to this area.]
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:49 PM
(maybe im wrong but wasnt that ooc)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:49 PM
(I'm reacting to a previous message)
(i forgor the reply 💀)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
Many small tears in reality opened.
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Dan Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
That sounds bad
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
(oh wait yeah)
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
Anyways. I ask again, what's worth helping this guy?
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
(i think the train was like a combination maybe?)
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
That you can't just do yourself?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
It was SOMETHING. IT WAS NOT "JACK SHIT"!
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:50 PM
(it says the train came from one of the rifts caused by the paradox)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Hm...
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:51 PM
(so sleuth was the reason behind the train itself but the paradox was probably the reason it came on stage)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:51 PM
You did do something, then.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:51 PM
Well, still wasn't responsible for the train.
I have another kitty to play with, though, so maybe you can do something else and cut it with the paradox stuff this time?
My goal is still only Bravocat. I don't care about you much, frankly.
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Dan Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Great I do have to thank you then
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:52 PM
I still... do not know what this "paradox" talk is about.
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Dan Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Thanks, if it weren't for you, Coyote would still be here trying to keep order
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:52 PM
We both have abilities that guarantee success.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:52 PM
You haven't heard of the unstoppable force/immovable object paradox?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Oh... That.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:53 PM
What, so... Do you want to cause a paradox and rip open reality now or something?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:54 PM
[ah. that paradox.]
[i see what's going on here, now.]
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:54 PM
It was worth a try to create one, and slip through the cracks that form in reality. In search of the explanation I so crave.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:54 PM
May I ask... what this explanation would be for?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:55 PM
"What is this place?"
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Hahaa...
I could not tell you myself.
Have you tried... the maze?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:55 PM
I've heard it's endless...
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:56 PM
So, since it didn't work completely the first time, just don't try it again please. (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Why are you so against such a thing... Bernkastel?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 10:57 PM
It did make for quite the light show, at least... Kuro smiles, before wincing.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 10:57 PM
I only want to fulfill my deal now.
I've had plenty of entertainment from everything else going on.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Then you should deal with the... no-faced one.
...
@​No Face What sort of... "job" did you wish for?
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 10:58 PM
I will be eating the little girl this phase, but afterward, I am free to do whatever bidding you desire
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Nyarlathotep BOT 26-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Hahaa... Very well.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:59 PM
[...hm. yeah. apart from my court session happening next phase... well, i have some areas i would like to destroy. ones that arent being inhabited anymore, and are useless to most anyone. i'm hoping this works]
[ah yess]
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 10:59 PM
Which, may I ask?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 10:59 PM
[eating little children, the pastime all true heroes strive for]
[eh, i was planning on going for that dressing room.]
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
I am. I'm just saying I'd rather Kuro doesn't interfere again.
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
points at bernkastel that one
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
[apart from that, i dunno. definitely not the rafters. maybe backstage. im considering the bar and lobby as possibilities, too]
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Can you respect that at least, clawblade-cat? Even if you didn't respect your own deal with Nyarlathotep much.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
My partner's been eaten, and I'm injured. I'd have no chance.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
[but the dressing room comes first, because i do not believe anyone else is using it]
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
Absolutely not the lobby.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 11:00 PM
[hm? why not]
[is there anyone in there?]
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Maybe.
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 11:01 PM
(edited)
🔺 Max Stirner instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Actually, where's Alpha right now?
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Hey, Cathode.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 11:02 PM
[i personally doubt it, but... fine. dressing room, bar, backstage, then lobby. might see if i can do them in twos. i dont know how long this game has left, but final phase hasnt been announced yet]
[what]
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Would Pasqualo or you mind if I use them as a shield for a bit?
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 11:02 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Phanto Mask appeared from AUDIENCE!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 26-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Oh, it's the mask.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 11:02 PM
[eh pasq wants to die hes fine with it]
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Ah, hey mask.
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Alright.
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No Face BOT 26-Mar-22 11:02 PM
Hi!!!!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 11:02 PM
[id appreciate it if you kept him alive for the trial, though]
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 11:03 PM
But, really, where's Alpha? Anyone know?
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Bernkastel BOT 26-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Well, I'll try.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 11:03 PM
[if not, i'll have to bring sleuth up here]
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 11:04 PM
Hello??
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Little Puppet BOT 26-Mar-22 11:04 PM
I haven't seen Alpha in a while...
So no..
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 11:04 PM
Tch, Not good.
He wasn't backstage, either.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 11:05 PM
[that's... worrying.]
[they weren't in the lobby, but i did hear a voice coming from the bar.]
[who isn't here?]
[alpha, bam, patches, jay]
[i think thats everyone i met or know of]
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Little Puppet BOT 26-Mar-22 11:07 PM
Jay is here...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 11:08 PM
[...hm. i didnt notice.]
[then... it looks like the horse-deer has vanished, and...]
[i don't know who else. i think that's everybody?]
[from my perspective, the npc list reads an "elle woods"... but i dont know who that is]
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 11:10 PM
(edited)
🔺 Phanto Mask instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Dan Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 11:14 PM
Was it someone yelling about a job
If so, I'd say it's obvious who it was
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 26-Mar-22 11:15 PM
[yeah, it was.]
[ah, well. uh.]
[if it's who i think it is]
[they're gonna find that job impossible to do]
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Dan Smith BOT 26-Mar-22 11:19 PM
Of course
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 11:20 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Max Stirner appeared from AUDIENCE!
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MysteryBot BOT 26-Mar-22 11:35 PM
(edited)
🔺 Kuro instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
(edited)
🔺 Max Stirner instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Spark BOT 26-Mar-22 11:38 PM
Really?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:36 AM
No face is having an intense moment with something inside its stomach
noface
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 12:39 AM
🤨
What's Bravocat doing in there?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:42 AM
Not listening!!! L
LALALALALA
Sing songs YAR HAR
PIRATE LIFE FOR ME
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 12:45 AM
Uhm...
So, if you can keep them in there forever, you're not gonna keep me there are you?
I'd like to actually, you know... leave after I take care of Bravocat.
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 12:46 AM
...I might just spit both of you out
No,
No i need
uuururrrrrg
I don't like this kitty
Quick, let me eat you so you can kill it!
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 12:59 AM
Yes, yes, you can right at the end of this phase!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:24 AM
Sounds like you got some uh
Stomach trouble
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 02:27 AM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from AUDIENCE!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Ah yes
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
⤵️ A GM has manually moved Bravocat into this area. (edited)
Bravocat
A tall, humanoid figure. The head is a stitched together mask, but what lies beneath isn't exactly clear. 🔹knife-wound 👁️VISIBLE Bravocat has patched up the wound in his stomach, and whilst it still seems to be bleeding a little, the flow is stopped. 🔹cat-mask 👁️VISIBLE A giant cat mask, stitched together with green fabric! The mouth is splattered with blood. moved from: no-face
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Mr. Choo Choo
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Ta-Da!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Who the hell are you
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 27-Mar-22 02:28 AM
Not wholly my doing, apparently.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
Well, that's annoying.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
I hear I'm expected.
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Kurukuru BOT 27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
BRAVOCAT HAS CRAWLED OUT OF NO-FACE.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
Still, that's all I'll be remembering you for
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
WHAT
NOOO
GET BACK IN
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
Jeez that's disgusting
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
It actually wasn't all that disgusting in there.
Kind of a nice break, all things considered.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
I think this is what some would call a "Cringe Moment"
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
But the show must go on!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:29 AM
Don't even describe it
Oh wow a real thespian
You seem like you'd be a pain
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:30 AM
Wow, I think that's the first time someone's described me as one.
It's quite fitting isn't it?
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 02:30 AM
Uuggg, well at least I don't have to listen to your blabbering anymore!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:30 AM
Yeah
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:30 AM
Yes, if I'm going to die here I don't intend to do it in there.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:30 AM
You seem just as annoying as normal actors
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:31 AM
I expect to make it something to remember!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:31 AM
Wow! Someone in this shitty theater I can actually respect!
You got some balls alright
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:31 AM
You wanted me Bernkastel, here I am!
And I would want nothing more than for you to take me down, here and now!
With everybody watching!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:32 AM
Hold on I wasn't paying attention at this part
Are you the one Mrs. "I can't use a knife" stabbed?
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:32 AM
You probably have some kind of trick up your sleeve that'll only work because of how many people are here, don't you?
FOR THE LAST TIME, I CAN USE A KNIFE!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:32 AM
Amateur at best
Tell you what when this is all done I'll introduce you to Kevin
That guy can use a knife
And he can turn invisible too
That's two tricks up your sleeve for the price of 1
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:33 AM
...I suppose that would be fun to learn.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:34 AM
There you go then
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:34 AM
Were you still concerned about that security job at at all?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:34 AM
I'm on a mission to raise some hell so it's only fair I let someone else in on the fun
Who me?
I guess a bit
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:34 AM
This is also the guy that set the theatre on fire and then flooded it in blood.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
Technically I'm still on the job but we both know I don't care
The others though
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
So I'm sure it would be nice to get some revenge on him for at least contributing to everything going to shit, right?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
Yeah they care
Some more than others
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
Ok first of all, the fire was an accident.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
And you have a revolver... I could use the help, if you're fine with that.
I'll let you insult my knife-wielding skills all you want if you do.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
Well buddy that "accident" fucked up the theater bad
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:35 AM
What's the matter, don't think you could handle me yourself?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:36 AM
And my "pals" Coyote and Con AND the big man himself Garcian had to run around putting them out
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:36 AM
That reminds me, second of all I put them out with the blood.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:36 AM
You didn't
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:36 AM
Why should I bother trying to have a one on one fight with you?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
What's the matter? Have some experience losing one on one fights?
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
Fair duels can get awfully tiring.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
I would know because Coyote had to put them out in the bar and rafters full of blood
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
Ok then third of all that makes no sense!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
But thats besides the point
We can let bygones be bygones right?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
Certainly!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
I have no problem with a little scamp like you
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
Not really.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
Ah, that's good to hear.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:37 AM
But I'm being overruled by a mmmmmmmm
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:38 AM
I'd just rather not risk anything. I have a very good deal leaning on this.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:38 AM
Let's say 4/7th majority
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:38 AM
Yes, so I've heard.
I should say, I listened in on your little deal.
And while I cannot express my gratitude for your infatuation with me, I have better things to do than be your plaything!
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:39 AM
Hehehe... Why, what's wrong with being my plaything?
You're right on stage, after all...
I'll entertain the audience by killing you... over, and over, and over.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:39 AM
It sounds like quite a dull performance all things considered.
I think I have something quite a lot more exciting in mind!
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:40 AM
I have plenty of interesting ways in store to kill you. It wouldn't get boring any time soon. (edited)
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:40 AM
You got heart girl I'll give you that
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:40 AM
Yes, but in all the wrong places.
Whatever happened to me not being worth the trouble anyway?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Aren't you in the wrong place yourself
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Don't tell me you didn't mean it.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Get your ass back in that guys mouth
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:41 AM
Of course I didn't mean it!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:41 AM
No, no. I think this is right where I should be.
My dear, you're breaking my heart with these lies.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:43 AM
As much as I'd like to jump in, I feel it'll be more fun to actually watch this 1 on 1
That's all I've been doing lately
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 02:43 AM
[if cathode had eyes, you're sure he'd be looking at you tiredly right now]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:44 AM
Good! You'll be a proper audience.
Frankly, we could do with more people that know when to leave others to their business.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:44 AM
Yeah whatever buddy
Anyone know who's the fucking lawyer
As much as I hate courtrooms I'm interested in seeing what they got going on
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 02:46 AM
[it's godot]
[hey, buddy. ok hold on where's the ping on this...]
[@Spy] (edited)
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:47 AM
Well a hearty "eat shit" to you Mr. Prosecutor
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:47 AM
Huh.
Not the gentlest soul are you?
I don't believe I even caught your name.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:48 AM
Dan Smith
True 1
Trade name of course the real one has been lost to time
You might have ran into the others during this mess
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 02:49 AM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Max Stirner appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:49 AM
As you could tell security isn't our usual line of work
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:49 AM
HaHA!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:49 AM
Wow I'm never going to get used to this guy
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:50 AM
A pleasure to meet you! I'm sure you've already heard everybody shouting about me but it's Bravocat, for courtesy.
Ah, there you are, not hiding under that old visage now are you?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:50 AM
Nice to meet you too I guess
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:50 AM
Hello, there!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:50 AM
Surprisingly calm for someone who's about to be stabbed and maybe shot at if I feel like it
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
I've seen worse.
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
You rang?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
And I've already been stabbed today.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
Yeah I did
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
Haha....
How was the no-faced one's inside?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
Eat shit law man
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A bare Willow Tree (un saule) BOT 27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
the tree is there
True 1
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
Excuse me?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
You heard me
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
It didn't have as much to look at.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
It's nothing personal
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:51 AM
The tree is here, still.
Despite it all.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
I just hate lawyers and courtrooms is all
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Ah.
Well too bad.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Last time I worked with a lawyer you wanna know what happened?
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Hm?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Picture this metal man
One courtroom
One briefcase
One dead body
And one God
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
How have you been, cat?
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Sounds typical.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
Oh, you know.
Busy.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:52 AM
HAha!
How fun.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:53 AM
Quite.
I must say, you've amassed quite an audience for this show haven't you?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:53 AM
I was never expecting something this big, myself!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 02:54 AM
[ah, the tree]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:54 AM
I am quite pleased with my achievements.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 02:54 AM
[you know, im surprised that something as simple as a tree could provide so much solace in this chaos]
[despite everything we've went through]
[the tree is there]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:54 AM
When the TREE is there!
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:54 AM
I wish there was a much smaller crowd currently.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
And I expect it will remain, unless "Stirner" here decides it rather it wasn't.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
The tree's presence is pretty comforting, I can't lie...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
[even if i know that this tree is just one of many actors on this gameboard.]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
People really will bend to anything it wants, won't they?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
Oh, you can call me Nyarlathotep, please.
HAHA!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
[i wonder how it feels to know that godot has finally arrived?]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
That's quite long to say, isn't it?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
Nyar works.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:55 AM
I preferred the old name, but alright.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Well, I do not have his mask, do I?
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
@​Emet-Selch Apologies for bothering you about it once again, but would you mind lending Kyoko and Kiryu to me again this phase?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Ah yes, the mask!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
But yes... people are SO willing to hear my words!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
All this, for a little mask.
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Very well
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
Ah yes, Emet, I should have expected you to betray me.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:56 AM
I think it's quite funny, myself.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:57 AM
It didn't quite add up to oppose our friend Nyar here when you serve a chaos god, did it? (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:57 AM
...I do think you will find help in Spark.
Mayhaps Zoe too?
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:57 AM
Thank you, it's much appreciated again.
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 02:57 AM
I dont make alliances, I make entertainment.
3\
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:57 AM
Hahaa... I like this one.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:57 AM
Funny how I came here seeking much the same thing you did.
A performance.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:58 AM
Will you be preoccupied again, or could you help yourself as well?
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 02:58 AM
Ironic to end up this way, Hm?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:58 AM
And yet, I've become the very subject!
Oh I think it's quite fitting.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:58 AM
It can't be a great performance without a few tears and blood drops.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:58 AM
I always had a tendency to bite off more than I can chew with my roles.
Well, I've supplied the blood, and I'm afraid you won't be getting many tears from me.
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Hm? I've always been here?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Haha... That is fine, Cat.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 02:59 AM
None from me, either.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Sometimes, taking death up front is very much... entertaining too.
You know...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 02:59 AM
Bernkastel certainly feels so.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
I feel like this is too easy.
So boring.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
I'm sure I could get a copy of you as my piece, even if I lose here... And then I'll make my own gameboard where I can torture you to my hearts content.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
Isn't it? By all means, the odds are utterly against me.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
Yes!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
I haven't even a real weapon!
This knife? It's a fake!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
I did not mean you.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
Maybe you're underestimating the power of the people...?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
Christ I feel like I picked the wrong side in this shit
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:00 AM
The power of... friendship even?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Sorry to spoil that little twist, but I think it's served its purpose at this point.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Friend... ship...?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Most Gods don't prattle on about this stuff you know?
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
I must say though, This stage isnt very fit for such a finale.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
I told you that I'm not trying to be a "good" god.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Ah, the power of friendship is such a stupid concept!
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Aww...
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
I know, it's still grating on me
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Stupid!
So STUPID!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:01 AM
Ah... Hello again!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
Just like this job I'm not used to all this
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
No faced one.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
[first time ive seen you and the tree together, personally]
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
....
noface
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
But anyway no point complaining anymore
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
If simply believing in eachother was enough to bring about miracles, they'd be happening all the time!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
What is that ghost? Some sort of sigma stare?
byemom 1
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:02 AM
[and, well. it's a play on words. this tree is from the play you took your name from.]
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
The most sigma you're ever SEEN!
byemom 1
😎
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
I like this ghost
You're a lot better than the ones that usually haunt me
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
Ah....
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
I like this ghost too.
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
He's certainly an interesting character.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
Well, if there's anything to have been gained from this performance at least our no-faced friend here got themselves a voice.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:03 AM
Bravocat, do you want to know something?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:04 AM
Sure! I don't see why not.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:04 AM
I think that's my voice that they have.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:04 AM
I have no use for the key of the mask.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:04 AM
Oh I heard that, I thought you had something interesting to say.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:04 AM
Haha!
How many people is this against you now... Three? Four?
How brudish.
I was expecting a more balanced fight.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:05 AM
Truth be told, we were destined to clash anyways my friend. I'm not a fan of puppetmasters as you may have seen.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:05 AM
Who cares if it's a balanced fight?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:05 AM
Whether that key was of the utmost importance or as disposable as the gum stuck under the seats, I would have opposed you.
And I have, as best I could.
But that's not always enough, is it? (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:06 AM
You HAVE! You put on the best performance, really.
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Of course its not a balanced fight. Some of us have the common sense to not side with the losing team.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:06 AM
Actually
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:06 AM
The more bloody we can make their death, the more fun it'll be to watch.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:06 AM
This is a good time to ask
Can we get a show of hands for who's on what side
It'll make things easier in case I have to shoot someone
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:06 AM
As Emet said, who wants to side with the losing team?
I think the time to see who's on what side will come when it's time to act.
Then, people will do as they may.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:07 AM
As long as you don't shoot the frog, everything is fine.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:07 AM
Personally I'm with the weird God but hey if Coyote or Con manage to take control again then they're happy to fight for the losing side
Coyote especially sheesh he's fuming right now
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:07 AM
HAHA!
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:07 AM
W-Wha..?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:08 AM
Ah yes, our dear frog.
What a mockery they've made of you.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:08 AM
Mockery!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:08 AM
I suppose it was the fate of someone like you being paired with someone like it.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:08 AM
If there is anyone who you will not insult, it is this frog, cat.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:08 AM
And why is that?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:08 AM
I like it.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
What? Because it is so easily puppeted?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
No.
Haha...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
It is a puppet!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
It is the one that took the most time to settle on a... deal.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
Maybe it just thinks the frog is cute.
I certainly do.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
...
It is cute.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
Is it actually a puppet?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
So what, indecisiveness is a virtue?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:09 AM
I haven't seen it before but yeah I can see it as cute
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:10 AM
I don't need to explain myself for liking it!
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:10 AM
...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:10 AM
Ha! Still a bit of Stirner in you, hm?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:10 AM
It's Stirner who had a lot of me.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:10 AM
If you're going to make Nyar explain why they like a frog, can you explain why you're so obsessed with the stage?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:11 AM
I'm a performer, dear. And I suppose Nyar is a puppestmaster too, so yes, it does make sense! (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:11 AM
I am not that basic.
I am glad you are not annoyed at me, cat.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:12 AM
I don't think most performers would be fine with dying just as long as it'll be on stage for everyone to see.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:12 AM
This is even more... pleasing!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Why should I be annoyed for playing your role?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Haha...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:13 AM
I suppose I am annoyed that Bernkastel decided the best way to take my mask would be my head with it, but that's her problem.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:13 AM
Mayhaps your deal won't be completed...
But perhaps I can offer you...
A performance!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:14 AM
Really now?
You know I'd want nothing more.
Well, if this is to be a real performance, we'll need all the roles together won't we?
How about it? Could you get your "little puppet" to contribute?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Of course...
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
H-Huh..?!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Yes... HAHa!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
Wonderful!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
You will broadcast it, little puppet.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
I don't want Bravocat to direct it.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
And if I may be so rude to request, a set designer and a prop designer too?
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
But.. isn't practically everybody already here...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:15 AM
I suppose we'll have to draw from the audience for that!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:16 AM
I, for one, want Bravocat to direct it.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:16 AM
They've had more than plenty of spotlight as a director already.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:16 AM
I think...
It'd be funny.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
I don't think it would be.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
I can't critique your judgement there!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
No sense of humor, these witches!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
Indeed Nyar, so serious aren't they?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
Well... I guess that Emet is a director.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
I'd like to have a chance at winning this kind of fight, thanks.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:17 AM
Why doesn't he take part too? We can both direct!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:18 AM
Oh... Yes.
Two directors!
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:18 AM
Performances with people combined seem to tend to bring what the director wants.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:18 AM
Two directors! Now that is suitable for a grand finale isn't it!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:18 AM
Surely, Bravocat won't have full control if there are two... And one of them wants the other dead.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:18 AM
...Fine.
This isn't even really a grand finale.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
HAhaHAHA!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
Well then, consider it my grand finale!
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
The games not over quite yet! Although a lot has happened.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
I knew you liked to put some stakes in your shows...
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
Sure.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
How boring is it when you are guaranteed to succeed?
You need chaos.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
We'll have your grand finale and your public execution at the same time...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:19 AM
[now this is going to be interesting]
[but still]
[to answer mr. smith's question]
[i'm on nyar's side]
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:20 AM
No surprise there
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:20 AM
[always have, always will be]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:20 AM
Ah yes, you two had a private talk didn't you?
I am curious what he could offer a being such as yourself.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:20 AM
I'm on Nyar's side too, obviously.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:20 AM
HAahahaha.....
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:20 AM
[the head of a man i want desperately dead but that i cannot kill with my own two hands]
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Well if you guys are putting on a performance now I'm in no place to interrupt actors
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:21 AM
Well, Dan, I thought you would be my friend's...
Legal representative.
For next phase!
Your job does not have to begin now.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:23 AM
Of course
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:23 AM
Nyar, you have the power to simply end the life of whoever you wish?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:23 AM
I expected more action but if it's just a performance then whatever
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:23 AM
Yes!
Well...
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:23 AM
If it means fucking with a lawyer then I'm still up for it
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:24 AM
I won't do it if it's boring.
I wouldn't... end the life of anyone here... outside of spectacular ways.
And by my own hands.
But those outside of this theatre are free game!
Mr. Cathode's target over here is one who has posed him... many troubles, yes.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:25 AM
Well I appreciate that you take no satisfaction in killing without any excitement to it, Bernkastel could certainly learn of that.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:25 AM
Of course!
Besides, I will be... a bit busy myself.
I do have a few heroes trying to go after me.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Really? I'd like to see them.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Ah, you have met Spark, yes?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:26 AM
The little fluffball? You're threatened by him?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Appearance barely matters, cat!
You should know this... you are talking to me.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:27 AM
I suppose so!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:27 AM
[to put it simply, he is a man who shares the same initials as mr smith over there. i will leave it at that.]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Even still, it only makes it all the more baffling how easily they've taken to your side.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:27 AM
[and. oh, heroes]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:27 AM
Temptations are a strong thing, aren't they?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:27 AM
I believe... Zoe seemed annoyed at me, yes.
Maybe Sir Rotten, too?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:28 AM
[you know, its surprising how many people have been outright non-hostile or otherwise co-operative]
[i believe the mask just wanted to be left alone]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:28 AM
So boring!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:28 AM
I'll say!
It's almost like they came here for a normal performance or something.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:28 AM
See, this is why I do not reveal myself.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:28 AM
What fun is that!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:28 AM
People always tend to pick my side.
If you had not revealed me! Oh, they would be at each other's throats.
You could have... killed me in secret, perhaps!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:29 AM
I'd rather die in my own dance than live in strings.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:29 AM
Ah, but it matters not now. Perhaps I will simply sit back and... eat this sauerkraut.
That I might have poisoned.
My memory fails me!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Strings, such elusive little things aren't they?
Sometimes it feels as if you can hardly even snatch them with the hands you were given.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Ah...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:30 AM
But you don't have hands do you?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:30 AM
Oh, me?
I have... many appendices that you could refer to as hands.
But... yes...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:31 AM
It's a metaphor.
All these actors, content to dance to your whims.
Rather than put on a show of their own!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:32 AM
You misjudge the situation...
This is simply all a show!
And I am both the director and the audience.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:32 AM
Of what good is a performance that was guided by strings?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:32 AM
Haha...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:32 AM
[in game design]
byemom 1
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:32 AM
But you are living proof that those strings are fickle.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
[you call that emergent gameplay]
[in a story, i suppose]
[you'd call that an emergent narrative]
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
I see why people want you dead now kid
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
Well, shortly not-so-living proof.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
Besides, Bravocat!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
[its funny then, that objective is called an emergent narrative engine]
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
I mean Coyote did too actually
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
Once again, I have never forced anyone to accept or follow my deals.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:33 AM
But you're not making your case better
Also Gods got a point
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
[so, i suppose... we're all guided by strings in life]
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
Despite being an ugly son of a bitch I like the opportunities he's presenting
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
[we just cant see them]
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
I think their gameboards would be far better if they stuck with Untitled Mystery Game instead of changing to Objective. (edited)
True 1
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
Hahaa...
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
Why the hell do you care so much about opposing him anyway
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
[im impartial, personally]
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
(bitch i will cut u (not serious)) (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
He simply... does not wish to see strings on others.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:34 AM
I agree with whatever that is actually
Huh
Huh!
HUH!
true 1
Now that's something I gotta think about
Strings on others ain't that the truth
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:35 AM
Yeah...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:35 AM
I am simply... more theatrical with my propositions, yes?
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:35 AM
(trollsmile)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:35 AM
You are an assassin, right?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:35 AM
You got it
All the Smiths are
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:36 AM
You get paid... in exchange for killing others, under orders given by an authority figure of sorts.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Even the Pablo one?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Never heard of him
But he sounds cool
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Are those not... similar to the deals I make?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:36 AM
[...]
[you sure?]
[because pasq says otherwise]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:36 AM
Some would call me... an effective businessman.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:37 AM
Yeah thats right
I get paid to do it by whoever
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:37 AM
[he saw a pablo smith when he was heading down to hell]
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:37 AM
He is!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:37 AM
[its weird, a bunch of people were going "pablo smith pablo smith pablo smith"]
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:37 AM
He's quite fond of one specific picture... (edited)
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:37 AM
But you're forgetting the big picture
I can reject any contract I choose
And honestly all this talk has got me thinking
I abandoned a job just now didn't I
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:38 AM
Haha... Same goes for my own.
Hm...
You HAVE!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:38 AM
Well
Coyote did
Not like he could actually do it
And yet here I am employed by another guy
What do you say about that cat
A broke my strings and then moved on to put new ones on
If I broke them in the first place, were the strings ever really there?
You sound pragmatic and you seem like a real bleeding heart but that shit'll get you killed
...I would know
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:40 AM
He seems like he'll know soon too!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:40 AM
[i dont believe strings are real, these guys do shit when im not with them on a gameboard]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:40 AM
That's just the thing Nyar, I wanted to see a show of people with their own goals, pursuing them as they see fit! You, you're a cheat, a shortcut. "Do a little job for the all-powerful Nyarlathotep and get exactly what you want?" You'd have to be a fool to reject such a deal! And perhaps, I am a fool... But at least I can say I've accomplished what I have because I earned it!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
Haha...
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
So you'd rather just do things the hard way
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
Yes...
I like you.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
I've gotten this far because I was capable of it!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
You're an honor type of guy huh
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
Nice opinion.
Unfortunately, your mother
cocainer 1
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
True
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
True...
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
What?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
I made my friends because I could back it up!
And if I have to prove that you have to die to be free. So be it!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:41 AM
Hah... I love all these theatrics.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
[...stupid cat]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I am a cheat.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
[you utter fool]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I am an awful God.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Sounds like someone just likes doing things the hard way for no reason.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Amen to that buddy
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
[death does not mean you're free]
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Amen to that too
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I also don't care about being awful!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I got new respect for you cat
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
This is one of the few ways I had on this gameboard to actually complete what I'm here to do.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:42 AM
I know it.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
Even if you're still a bleeding heart
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
I love playing the part, even.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
[its funny, both halves of my objective are staring you all in the face right now.]
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
But you have to wonder if every single person actually went to the guy for a deal
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
[if i cant do one, i can sure as hell do the other at this point.]
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
Actually thinking about it now
You guys all did that didn't you
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
[nah, i didnt go to him for a deal]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
Haha!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
Wow you see
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
Not really, no...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:43 AM
[the deal was secondary.]
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
I guess that means we got strings on us
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
[he offered me.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
Yes!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
Ah! Someone cut them!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
[and i figure, if That Man lives, then]
[so what]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
I have been the one... offering these deals.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
[he'll return in another one of these games]
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
Regardless at the end of the day cat
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:44 AM
[and then he'll be dealt with then]
[dealing with nyar just means it'll happen shorter]
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
If you reach your goal in the end, isn't that all that matters
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
I've made my point. But my question to you... Is what you will do if your little god betrays you?
Nobodies even completed a deal for it yet!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
[eh.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Oh, someone has!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Why the hell would I care about this chump?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
[id probably fly right up to his face and use sepulchritude]
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
The puppet frog has.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
@​Little Puppet, please step forward!
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Well uhm...
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
I'm not officially on contract right now anyway
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
[easy as.]
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
It's a bit complicated..
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Do you want to hear the Little Puppet's deal?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
This is just for fun
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Why not!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
And we can talk business later
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
It would be entertaining.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
Oh... here we go...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
Eternal servitude to me...
In exchange for good cooking skills.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
Ah yes, great deal.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
...
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
You think you can make me a good sandwich
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
Are you satisfied with it, "Trainee Chef?"
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:46 AM
He can make you the best sandwich.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:47 AM
I'm truly amazed at the little puppets negotation skills.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:47 AM
I'll have to taste it to believe it
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:47 AM
That's uh...
Uhm...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:47 AM
Ah, I did omit a detail.
Eternal servitude... excluding orders that would lead him to... directly harm another.
He did negotiate!
It was... interesting!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:48 AM
I asked you a question, my dear.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:48 AM
I in fact... proposed another deal...
Two!
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:49 AM
I don't know...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:49 AM
One... was to serve me to only a few phases.
The other... was to walk away... without being allowed to talk of this encounter.
I made him choose between all three.
I am... quite amazed at this choice.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:50 AM
...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:50 AM
Such is the nature of a puppet, to seek a master.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:50 AM
But clearly... this is what he wanted.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:50 AM
[they chose this.]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:50 AM
Funny how the rest of you will sneer at its plight while doing just the same.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Not really.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:51 AM
[mm. i do feel pity for the little guy, but it was his own choice.]
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:52 AM
I could stop dealing with them whenever I wanted to. I've just spent too much time to bother changing my way of going about my goal now.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:52 AM
It's quite funny...
I truly expected everybody to turn on me after this... "grand reveal"!
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:52 AM
If I fail, I suppose I'll just move onto the next gameboard.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:53 AM
I suppose we both thought the same!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:53 AM
[i]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:53 AM
I thought people would rise up against such a devious puppetmaster!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:53 AM
[bravocat i feel like you're expecting me to have some kind of grand emotional revelation but realistically i just dont give a shit?]
[i never did]
[i knew i was being manipulated from the start]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:53 AM
Do I look like I'm trying to get anything out of you all?
You're set in your ways.
I'm only leaving a parting message.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:54 AM
[i walked alongside stirner, then nyar - and i'd like to think we gained a friendship]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:54 AM
Ironically, I am the only one appreciating it.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:54 AM
A parting with no value.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:54 AM
[spiteful, im sure]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:54 AM
We'll see of how much value it is of.
Or perhaps, you'll see.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:55 AM
Hahahaaa!
I will!
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Well, I meant your parting message. That'll never have any value.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Maybe morals are necessary for a more... balanced performance.
Like a diet! Hahaaa....
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Your parting action is the only thing that really matters.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
I don’t like this…
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
[would you believe this is the first gameboard ive acted as a villain?]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
You do not have to look, Little Puppet.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:57 AM
I assure you, it will be one to remember!
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Hehe... Acting as a villain is pretty fun.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:58 AM
[in all others ive either tried to stick to some sense of morals or... well. ive been an anti-villain. pasq here is where things were at the most villainous before this gameboard]
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:58 AM
They don't tend to win on these gameboards though, do they?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
[usually aren't powerful enough. or they're ganged up on.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Ahahaa...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Ironically, both are the case on the opposite end.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
No...
I do remember...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
But Nyar here is giving me a nice chance to go out with a bang!
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Seems like this is the greatest chance we'll have.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:59 AM
If Spark and Zoe will help you, perhaps you will get a better chance.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
[bravocat, i could kill you before you even went out with a bang.]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
I don't need help now, I only need collaborators for the performance.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
Cathode... That is so boring!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
[and thats why i am not, nyar]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
And all of you sound eager to join in!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
[why ruin the fun?]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
Hm....
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 04:00 AM
As long as them going out with a bang doesn't involve me dying.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Not sure about that…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:01 AM
You have barely been scratched, Bernkastel!
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Well, I suppose dying is the wrong term...
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:01 AM
[ah, yeah. kill pasq. sure. i'll still live. so will sleuth.]
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 04:01 AM
But looks like I might have to be the cinematographer for this..
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Funny how the only person here who truly has no choice is the one who stands up.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Ah...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Besides me I suppose, but I'm not in the equation am I?
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 04:02 AM
My piece on this gameboard could be disposed of, but it's a lot harder than that to kill a Witch.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Playing with fire was more fun...
Perhaps I should stoke the flames of chaos once more.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:02 AM
[well, when all you have is a nuclear bomb...]
[everywhere begins to look like a detonation site]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:02 AM
...
@​Spark, you are still... a hero, yes?
Ah... perhaps he is... not available.
Well!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:05 AM
I don't need heroes my dear, really.
Though if there are any more actors who would like to involve themselves, please do!
I suppose I do still need a set designer and a prop designer...
And I happen to know one of those.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 27-Mar-22 04:06 AM
You need only a set designer, of course.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Thank you Kuro, I'm glad you're still willing to aid after... all this.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 04:06 AM
The Tree..?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:06 AM
...you've heard my feelings for you.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:06 AM
The TREE!
The Tree is there despite it all!
What a grand being!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:07 AM
The tree is a little... unreliable, in my experience.
Could we try Ninetails? It was quite eager to participate in the previous performances.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Ahaha...
Who?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:08 AM
The great beast!
@​Ninetails this one!
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 04:08 AM
Oh, it's you.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:08 AM
Do you know how much this narrows it down?
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 04:08 AM
What are we doing?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:08 AM
I'm going to die spectacularly, wanna make it even more spectacular?
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Sorry, I'm busy killing someone else.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Who'd that be?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:09 AM
That would be me!
HaHAHA!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:09 AM
Ah, perhaps Spark here is a real hero!
I'm quite glad there's at least one other here willing to stand up to the odds.
Though I fear he may share the same fate as me going like that.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:10 AM
Ah... I don't think so.
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 04:10 AM
I know what I'm doing.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:10 AM
I never made a deal against... him!
This will be more balanced, yes...
How fun!
If you wish more help... you should ask Zoe.
She seemed to hate me.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:11 AM
She didn't have much of a taste for me when I met her either, though to be fair my attitude has changed since then!
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 04:11 AM
Guess she has morals.
She seemed to like me fine enough.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:11 AM
Hahaa...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Well my friends, I wish you luck, but I shall still be putting on this performance.
It's not like I can do much more with a fake knife.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Of course!
And I will be... putting on my own.
Playing the part of the Villain!
How exciting!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Really now? I didn't know you the performing type!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:12 AM
[oh, we're playing parts?]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:12 AM
Like you said, audience and director!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:12 AM
[we're acting as our roles, so to speak?]
[...did i ever say mine?]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:13 AM
Have I not been performing as... a philosopher?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:13 AM
[because, you know. its funny, in retrospect]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:13 AM
Ha! And I suppose I've been performing all this time as well.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:13 AM
[i wonder what will happen when the spotlight hits the stage]
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 04:13 AM
Performing as a BITCH
cocainer 1
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:13 AM
[because my word, as an actor, is cathode]
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Bravocat...
Truth be told, I made the name up!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Heh.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Bernkastel, you wanted to see what was under the mask? I suppose now you will get to!
I hid under that name for a long time, but I think now I'm getting over my stage fright.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Ah, you will perform too?
Wunderbar!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:15 AM
[hm. well.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:15 AM
I wouldn't want you to... interfere with the Heroes, yes?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:15 AM
[pasq is still stuck in this net, and i have a feeling that we're in the final act of this play.]
[why not?]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:16 AM
It is only fair... if the cat gets a group against him...
I would get one against me!
...And you do have a trial.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:17 AM
[nyar, i dont care about the performance; about the theatrics, about any of it. im not apathetic, im nihilistic.]
[there's a difference.]
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 04:17 AM
(me when I'm in a making games too short competition and my opponent is an objective player) (edited)
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 04:17 AM
[nihilistic people are at least allowed to be curious]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:17 AM
Curious!
Well...
I won't stop you.
I will be busy!
I have not had this sort of... "showdown"... in a long time! (edited)
It should be spectacular.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:20 AM
I expect as much!
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Ninetails BOT 27-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Hrmph. If you're looking for a gilded demise, I suppose I can honour that wish.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Oh, hello!
I have nigh talked to you.
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Ninetails BOT 27-Mar-22 04:23 AM
What would you ask of me, cat?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 27-Mar-22 04:23 AM
What shall the backdrop for such a show be?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:24 AM
I'm thinking a performance about appearances, visages perhaps.
How does a lot of mirrors sound?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:24 AM
HaHAHA!
Appropriate!
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Ninetails BOT 27-Mar-22 04:28 AM
With respect, you have stirred up quite the worldly crisis in me. I thought myself a spirit, an extension of nature, and here YOU ARE, some sort of. Monster of the stars. It is much easier to try and ignore the impossible looming beast in the room than to rationalise what I've seen.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:28 AM
HAHAhaha...
It's funny.
I have stirred up the crisis in this entire theatre, it looks like.
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Ninetails BOT 27-Mar-22 04:29 AM
I suppose it can be done. The blizzard might... hemorrhage visibility, but I imagine it will make the whole ordeal suitably dramatic.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:29 AM
It'd hardly even be a crisis if you weren't trying to make it so.
If you weren't, it'd be more of an execution.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:29 AM
HAHAA...
Yes!
Executions are boring...
Humans do executions.
I do spectacle.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:30 AM
Thank you Ninetails, it's a shame we couldn't have worked together more.
You've proved a wonderful performer.
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Ninetails BOT 27-Mar-22 04:31 AM
And you an intriguing spearhead for all this.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:34 AM
I suppose I can't help myself, when there is a need for someone to take center stage I cannot resist!
I only hope this performance may spark something more interesting than the last whimper of a flame.
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 04:37 AM
I'm right here, man.
🥁 1
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:37 AM
Ha- Hahahahaahhaaaha!!
Ahaha...
Very funny.
Unless you take genuine offense to me acting as if things are all over, which to be fair, they're not.
But it's going to take a lot more people like you and a lot less like them.
I suppose that's what I hope to change with this.
I think Nyar will enjoy it.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:40 AM
I will!
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 04:41 AM
I did have an idea for the stage stuff, actually, if you supposedly can do it.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:43 AM
Frankly...
I will enjoy this no matter how it turns out... as long as it is theatrical.
And... if my current form perishes...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:43 AM
You know me!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:43 AM
Wouldn't that be a... "happy" ending?
Haha...
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:43 AM
I suppose it would.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:43 AM
Not that I expect it.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:43 AM
But I really don't intend to just kill anybody with this performance.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:44 AM
Yes, yes...
I mostly was referring to the little Hero.
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 04:45 AM
Feels a little patronizing when put like that.
But, uh...If you can, Bravocat, or whoever you are, maybe try to make the stage kinda bright? Flashy, you know? Just so the audience has their eyes peeled on the action.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:46 AM
I believe the lighting controls are in the rafters.
But I'll see what I can do!
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 04:46 AM
Ah. Well, yeah, do your best.
Has...anyone been up there, even?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 27-Mar-22 04:46 AM
If there's someone in the rafters... They might be able to hear the audience.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:46 AM
I have been up there!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:47 AM
I was up there with Kuro back in phase 3.
We had ourselves a nice conversation.
Pleasant memories.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 04:47 AM
Uhm… Bravocat, I… might not be too helpful.. but if you have any specific cinematography styles in mind.. I can try to use them…
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:48 AM
Specifics...? Hm, I've never really considered them.
Not really my expertise.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 04:48 AM
Oh uh… do you know what a Dutch angle is?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 04:49 AM
I've heard the term.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 04:49 AM
That’s an example…
I uh.. wish I could do more…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:50 AM
I am sure that you know how to make it... interesting.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 04:50 AM
Make things interesting
Now that's a phrase I haven't heard in forever
I like it
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 04:50 AM
You haven't?
With all these people here?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 04:51 AM
In case you haven't noticed, I just got here
Although even then, the other Smiths were just running around putting out fires alone
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 04:52 AM
I mean, you're about as new to me as half of the people here, so.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 04:52 AM
Fair point cartoon mascot
Actually no
You're more of a cereal mascot
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:53 AM
Oh! I nearly forgot... something.
Little puppet, if my current form were to... collapse.
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 04:54 AM
I'm hurt.
I'm at least a billboard mascot.
true 1
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 04:54 AM
Maybe
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:55 AM
The deal... would still stand, yes, @​Little Puppet?
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 04:55 AM
Uhm…
Uh…
I’m not an expert on the eldritch…
Would it..? (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:55 AM
You will find me once more, no matter what, Little Puppet.
It is binding.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 04:56 AM
Oh…
I-
I see.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:56 AM
HahaaHA!
At least, you will never have to put up with this... Stirner mask of mine.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 05:01 AM
Uh huh
Alright I've had enough of this stage for now
I'm going to see what everyone else is up to
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 05:02 AM
(edited)
🔺 Garcian Smith instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 27-Mar-22 05:35 AM
I'm also going to take a look around, see if anyone's said anything of import...
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 05:35 AM
(edited)
🔺 Kuro instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 05:53 AM
I feel a shift Like this will all resolve one hour quicker than usual, despite being a climactic moment
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 05:54 AM
Hm, now that you mention it, yes.
I guess people are itching for the performance, right?
I should probably ask, you will be directing all actors involved to kill me, correct?
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 05:55 AM
It seems so
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 05:55 AM
The performance would fall a little flat otherwise!
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 05:57 AM
Oh ill be doing something alright
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 05:57 AM
Keeping it a surprise? How exciting!
I must say, that little trick you pulled earlier was quite interesting itself!
Who were those figures, by the way?
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 05:59 AM
Two audience members i recruited way back in phase 1
Finally came in handy all this time later
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:00 AM
It made for quite the display!
Though, it didn't change much.
I suppose it stopped me from giving Bernkastel a little scare with the trick knife.
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 06:01 AM
It added more to the spectacle than anything
But hey, thats buisiness
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:02 AM
I'm sure you know I'm going to say I approve of the spectacle.
Perhaps my performance has gotten a bit predictable, hasn't it?
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 06:03 AM
Perhaps
I admire your love of the performance though
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:06 AM
I can never decline a good compliment!
I suppose I respect your love for performance as well.
Though of course I do wish you chose your performances more...
Lightheartedly?
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 06:07 AM
I miss the days when I could do that
Eternity does a number on you
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:08 AM
While I'd love to have a heart-to-heart to perhaps help you in some way, I think the audience is too grand for us to be willing to slip our facades.
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 06:09 AM
I agree
In another time and another place, perhaps
But for now, we take to the stage and give the audience what they want
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:09 AM
Well, I doubt I'll live to see such a time and place. But it would be pleasant.
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 06:10 AM
It doesnt necessarily need to be in life. (edited)
Perhaps, when my duty is truly done, I can return to the star in peace.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:12 AM
Whatever that means, perhaps I will see you there.
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Emet-Selch BOT 27-Mar-22 06:12 AM
Perhaps
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:16 AM
For now though...
As you said, we give the audience what they want!
And I think I know just what the audience wants now.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:25 AM
And... I do think...
I'll be able to get a few friends what they want too.
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 06:52 AM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 27-Mar-22 06:55 AM
@​Nagisa Furukawa, I am concerned for your safety with the amount of violence that's likely about to take place on stage, if I am correctly understanding what is about to occur. I would advise you not be around here when time comes.
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 07:00 AM
(edited)
🔺 Kuro instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:10 AM
I am mentally back I was thinking......for a while
I assume nothing has changed are people are still all for destruction and murder out of boredom?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:11 AM
There are a few who seek to oppose it.
Including me.
Nyarlathotep has given me the kindness of a final performance to make things interesting!
Perhaps, though I may die, the better may come out on top.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:12 AM
I can protect people and stop any evil plans and stuff I would just... need to know what people plan on doing..
I mean I GUESS I could come up with some way to do stuff without knowing what people are up to but It's more challenging...
So uh, do you by chance know what all the batshit crazy people are up to?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:14 AM
You may want to protect Spark, he's going right after Nyarlathotep.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:14 AM
I don't wanna give my powers away too much, but let's say I can... change what happens this phase
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:15 AM
That... may certainly be helpful!
Because as it is, the good is still quite overmatched.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:15 AM
I WOULD go to some private area and tell you what exactly I can do but I'm kinda TRAPPED for now
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:16 AM
Yes, we lost our convenient little private area a while ago.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:16 AM
huuh?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:16 AM
Just, do what you can to keep those you trust alive, I believe I will be taking care of many of the threats with this final performance.
For a while the director's box was me and Kuro's private meeting room, but the showrunners weren't too happy about it and so they opened it up to all.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:18 AM
Oh yeah right
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:19 AM
Anyways, you asked what they were up to, I suppose I should provide.
Bernkastel is trying to kill me, as you might expect. The same with Emet-Selch.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:20 AM
Why are they trying to kill you?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:20 AM
I believe that "Cathode" one is going to try to stop Spark from attacking Nyarlathotep, though I got a little lost listening to him speak. (edited)
Nyar asked Bernkastel to bring it my mask, Bernkastel decided she'd rather bring the whole head too.
Emet's just run of the mill evil, wants to help bring chaos or some such.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:21 AM
Look, Just so we're clear, I'm gonna help whoever is fine with me doing my best to get out of this theatre and hopefully make as many people as possible not die. And I don't know what your like motivations are.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:22 AM
To be honest with you dear, I only wanted to put on a good performance to begin with.
But at this point, I think our goals are much in line.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:22 AM
Alright
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:22 AM
I want to bring down all who seek to puppet others, for everybody to control their own lives.
Which does include the option to leave this strange place.
Unfortunately, Nyarlathotep has quite a few more friends than I anticipated.
People are easily tempted I suppose.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:23 AM
Wow somebody who isn't completely insane
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:24 AM
It's hard to keep up the happy-go-lucky performer attitude when you've had a guillotine over your head for half your performance.
I don't think it will matter much longer though!
Soon, very soon, this will be over.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:24 AM
Huh?
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:25 AM
Well, over for me. I'm ready for my grand finale!
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:25 AM
Are you gonna die???
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:26 AM
I suppose you could say that.
But it won't be without cause.
My end will bring something greater for all who remain.
Thus far, I've used the power of the performance for fire and blood.
I intend to use it for something more this time!
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:27 AM
uh huh....well good luck I guess??
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:27 AM
Thank you my dear!
It's about time I loosened up.
And... good luck to you, of course.
You have the unfortunate role of living through the rest.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:31 AM
That's very ominous
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:31 AM
That might have been more ominous than I intended to be honest.
Basically, I don't think this performance will fix everything. It's up to you to try to live through everything else this theatre throws at you. (edited)
Speaking of things you have to deal with, I should mention that the ghostly no-faced figure is also set on being evil now.
Why? I haven't really been able to ascertain.
Maybe you can get through to it better than I could.
I did try.
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Ninetails BOT 27-Mar-22 09:33 AM
I believe they might be hungry?
I have not yet figured out if the whole... eating maneuver is for sustenance or combat.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:34 AM
I would have said "wow what a stupid reason" but it still makes more sense than what I've heard so far
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:35 AM
I'm inclined to agree.
At least there is a reason beyond wanting to.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised those who followed "Stirner" are obsessed with doing purely what they want.
But, as we've established... So be it!
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:36 AM
I thought i could be friends with another eldritch deity but no they're an asshole...
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Ninetails BOT 27-Mar-22 09:36 AM
I suppose if it's chaos Stirner wants, enabling rampant self-indulgence is the route to take.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:36 AM
He's certainly got plenty of chaos.
In fact, the only reason this performance is happening is because he wants more!
He thinks it'd be far more entertaining than some execution.
And well, if in this case the status quo the chaos is disrupting is pure evil, I suppose I'm inclined to partake!
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:39 AM
I'm used to chaos from spooky high but it's more funny and... well more fun than whatever's going on here
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:40 AM
I think we hit a good mark back with the second performance. Just enough chaos, just enough death for a good show.
What actors like Bernkastel have in mind sounds hardly as fun to watch!
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Ninetails BOT 27-Mar-22 09:40 AM
They have no appreciation for spectacle!
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:41 AM
Precisely!
I'm glad to have someone like you who appreciates such a thing on board for this finale. (edited)
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Ninetails BOT 27-Mar-22 09:42 AM
I'll do what I can to complement your performance, one last time.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 09:42 AM
I wouldn't have it any other way.
But I think I've done enough dramatic posturing, I must now prepare!
(i am going 2 bed goodnight)
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Ninetails BOT 27-Mar-22 09:43 AM
As you wish.
(a mimir)
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 09:43 AM
//no apreciation for spectakoo..........
//good night!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 27-Mar-22 11:18 AM
I'd like to inform you all that as next phase is likely to be calmer, we'll be fixing a bit of the damage done by the train. As such, there will be no instant moving between the audience and the stage! So, you'd better get your movement coordinated.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 11:35 AM
I DON'T think it will be calmer
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:04 PM
HAahahaHAAA!
I am going to be partaking in... good old fighting. (edited)
You may JOIN IN, if you wish! HahaaHAA!
I would not mind seeing another try to... kill me.
It makes for such exquisite conflict, yes, much better than... an entire group against one defenseless person.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 02:32 PM
Nyarlathotep... could I ask a question in the Director's Box... or would here be better?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:32 PM
Hmm...?
Well... I see no issue with asking it here!
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 02:33 PM
Okay...
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 02:34 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Garcian Smith appeared from AUDIENCE!
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 02:34 PM
It's... a bit related to what you said about the event your current form falls...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:34 PM
Ask... away!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 02:35 PM
@​Pasqualo Trianglini when you get the chance, we need to talk
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 02:35 PM
But uhm...
What happens if.. uh..
I die..?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:35 PM
....Oh.
Well... you are... not able to live for aeons, I would wager?
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 02:36 PM
I... cannot...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:36 PM
Well... the deal would end.
I would rather not that you... die, though!
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 02:37 PM
Hmm....
I appreciate the answer.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 02:37 PM
I amm... Glad you do.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:04 PM
[im here]
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 03:16 PM
Cool
Let's talk somewhere a little more private
It's about the trial
Meet me at the directors box
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 03:16 PM
(edited)
🔺 Garcian Smith instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 03:19 PM
Hm.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:19 PM
Hahaa...
You're the lawyer!
Taking an... associate to court, eh?
It is quite funny.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:24 PM
[got it]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:31 PM
Hm....
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:39 PM
[he's quite the lawyer, nyar. i might have a bit of trouble, but im sure it'll all be fine in the end]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:40 PM
HaHAHA!
What is he going to do... send you to prison?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 27-Mar-22 03:44 PM
[well, if he ever does; it'll be easy to break out]
[either you can get me out, or... well, i'll find a way. i'm creative. i've participated in jailbreaks before]
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 03:48 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Phanto Mask appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 03:54 PM
@​Zoe.. Are you planning to help this... Spark fellow?
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 04:12 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Garcian Smith appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 04:12 PM
That was certainly a conversation
@​Godot Tin Man, just out of curiosity but are you willing to share any evidence or witnesses you'll be presenting
It is the law after all
As a show of good faith I'm willing to share some of our witnesses and evidence as well
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:15 PM
...Witnesses?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 04:15 PM
Yes witnesses
Cathode is a very very sick man and the crimes he has committed surely have witnesses
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:21 PM
Hahaaaa...
Am I... one of the witnesses?
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 04:22 PM
Why the hell would I want more people to see your ugly ass during a trial?
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 04:22 PM
(edited)
🔺 Phanto Mask instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 04:22 PM
Although now that you mention it, it would be a good intimidation technique
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:26 PM
Haha... Fair.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 04:28 PM
I guess?
probably not physically as I am STUCK
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:28 PM
HahaHAHA!
It's quite... simple!
He is going to... KILL me!
...Try.
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 04:32 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Problem Sleuth appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 27-Mar-22 04:32 PM
[i have come down for my performance.]
[get ready.]
[it's going to be something quite special]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:34 PM
I suppose I will stay off stage!
I would rather have... our cat be the star of the show!
Hahaaa...
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 04:35 PM
B-But… I’ll have to stay on stage to broadcast… won’t I..?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:35 PM
Well.
I meant... off-camera.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 04:35 PM
Ah…
Should I film anyone's action...?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:43 PM
Hm...
Won't you be busy... broadcasting?
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 04:44 PM
Yeah but...
Filming an action and broadcasting are different... I think...
And I can film an action for free...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:45 PM
You should... film Zoe!
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 04:46 PM
Okay.
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 04:49 PM
The prosecutor's office would be greatly upset if I shared the details.
You'll just have to wait.
but if you insist, it involves things that happened in this room. (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:50 PM
HAH!
I'm surprised that I am not... being prosecuted.
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 04:51 PM
It sounds like you want to be put on trial next phase, buddy.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:51 PM
Hahaa...
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 04:51 PM
I wouldn't test your luck.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:51 PM
I do apologize, but my schedule is quite busy!
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 04:52 PM
That's what I thought.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:52 PM
I have some being a villain to do.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 04:54 PM
Unfortunate
You might want to rethink your legal strategy then you ISZK Land reject
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 04:55 PM
HahaHA!
I don't have to think of a legal strategy when I'm DEAD!
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 05:04 PM
Why
I've heard you say this twice am I that photogenic
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 05:04 PM
Why not!
Maybe you will... do something impressive!
Chaotic!
You... have been "hyping it up".
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 05:05 PM
I'm stuck in jelly
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 05:05 PM
Details, frankly.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 05:05 PM
Also yeah after thinking about it more I screwed up
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 05:05 PM
yes!
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The Night of Wallachia BOT 27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Ah, Max Stirner, although I believe it is futile to call you this in public now...
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Why, thank you!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Hello, TATARI!
This is a... new mask!
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The Night of Wallachia BOT 27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Ah, not quite, not quite!
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
I will be able to help people this phase, just not now she grins
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Hahhaha...
Foreshadowing!
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The Night of Wallachia BOT 27-Mar-22 05:06 PM
It is the same incarnation, after all. I only indulged in some bloodlust.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 05:07 PM
I see....
Well, I was simply assuming you had found an... alternative to my deal.
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The Night of Wallachia BOT 27-Mar-22 05:07 PM
I must offer you my congratulations, Lady Bernkastel.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 05:07 PM
It would be... entirely fine!
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The Night of Wallachia BOT 27-Mar-22 05:08 PM
Indeed, you seem to be most experienced in the art of gutting and evisceration.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 05:08 PM
Out of... curiosity, yes... What are you planning on doing now?
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The Night of Wallachia BOT 27-Mar-22 05:09 PM
Oh, and as for our meeting. Does the agreed upon date still stands?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 05:10 PM
Yes, yes...
I will be busy with...
Some heroes!
But I should last up until next phase, yes...
HahaHAHA!
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The Night of Wallachia BOT 27-Mar-22 05:12 PM
Yes, indeed, but it is most imperative that we meet on the agreed upon date.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Of course, yes...
I do ask that... you do not interfere with those trying to kill my current form.
This sort of... "showdown"... is very much entertaining.
Our deal will still stand... either way.
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The Night of Wallachia BOT 27-Mar-22 05:14 PM
Good, very good. Wonderful, even.
But please be sure to deal with those.... 'spooks', if you will, before the the next scene
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 05:15 PM
I will put on a show, that you can be assured of.
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Flutterina BOT 27-Mar-22 05:40 PM
(I do want to say I’m sorry that I’ve been pretty inactive this phase. It’s been kind of a mess for me and stressing me out. Hopefully I’ll be better by next phase)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 05:41 PM
(that's okay you're not expected to play all the time)
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 05:41 PM
(yea youre good lou dw about it)
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Flutterina BOT 27-Mar-22 05:42 PM
(Thanks)
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 27-Mar-22 05:50 PM
Ah, thank you for your concern… I think you’re right about what’s about to happen. I’ll join you in the audience!
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 05:52 PM
(edited)
🔺 Nagisa Furukawa instantly moved to AUDIENCE
(edited)
‼️🔻 Robbie Rotten appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 05:55 PM
HA! HOW ARE YOU ALL LIKING BEING IN MY THEATRE?
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 05:58 PM
Holy shit it's the owner
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:00 PM
It is... fun.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 06:00 PM
GREAT!
I'm going to find some popcorn...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:01 PM
Pop... corn...
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 06:01 PM
WHAT?!
You haven't HEARD of it?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:01 PM
I am unsure.
I have discussed of many foods here already...
I have sauerkraut on me.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 06:02 PM
Well if you haven't tried popcorn, then you MUST!
Sitting around and snacking on junk food is one of the BEST things in life!
Especially if there's some entertainment to watch!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:02 PM
I would be delighted to try... but I will be busy, you see. (edited)
I cannot just say no to a hero attacking me!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Busy? HA! Weren't you Max?
'Busy' is a spook!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Hahaha...
Fair enough.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 06:03 PM
No matter what's happening, you can always sit back and be lazy!
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 06:03 PM
You know what else is a spook?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Well... I want to fight!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Well, fair enough!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:03 PM
Be the big baddie... hahahHAHAA! (edited)
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 06:04 PM
It'll be good fun for me to watch with some popcorn!
Even if you're not half the villain I am!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:04 PM
Have you... caught your superhero, out of curiosity?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 06:04 PM
YES!
He's in a NET that my robot shot!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:04 PM
...
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 06:04 PM
My villain hirelings actually HELPED me for once!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:04 PM
...Are you talking about Pasqualo?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 06:04 PM
No! Both him and the Funnyman!
The Funnyman should be here...
But I guess he's still out of it!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:05 PM
Hehh...
I see.
I thought you had confused our... Cathode fellow for a "hero" for a minute.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 06:08 PM
Oh, he's no hero!
He's just annoying!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:08 PM
HahaHAHA!
HahHAHAAHahaa...
I don't know why I'm laughing.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 27-Mar-22 06:09 PM
(Pretty much same but more I feel like I am going to fry my brain if I try to figure out what is going on)
Where is that trial happening next phase? I would be happy to attend.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:09 PM
On... stage?
You should ask... the lawyer.
@​Godot, do you know?
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 06:19 PM
So true!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:21 PM
Tree.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 06:21 PM
tree...
I said true not tree!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:21 PM
So tree...
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 06:22 PM
Nono I said "So true"
I use it when I agree with someone
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 06:23 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from AUDIENCE!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 27-Mar-22 06:25 PM
So, then. What is wanted and expected of me in this show?
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 06:26 PM
Kuro are you also on the team of "destroy everything for funsies" or?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 27-Mar-22 06:27 PM
I don't think I have a team left, so to speak.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 06:27 PM
So I assume not, that's awesome
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:27 PM
Kuro will be assisting Bravocat's... performance!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 27-Mar-22 06:27 PM
But Nagisa is frowning upon the idea of me using violence, so...
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 06:28 PM
(edited)
🔺 Abraham Lincoln instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 06:28 PM
Oh I just wanted to know If I should make you...as some would say...slip and slide on a banana peel......
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:28 PM
HAhaha!
That would be... funny!
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 06:28 PM
But you're good!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:28 PM
Are you going to make me... do that?
Perhaps make me...
Trip and fall?
True 1
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 06:29 PM
We shall see
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:29 PM
I SHALL! Hah...
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 27-Mar-22 06:30 PM
Well, I'm going to check the audience! I THINK I saw some snacks there last time!
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 06:30 PM
(edited)
🔺 Robbie Rotten instantly moved to AUDIENCE
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:30 PM
I will be going there... after it is all done.
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 06:31 PM
Snacks?! duuude.......
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:31 PM
Perhaps I will eat some... "popped corn" while getting stabbed?
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 06:31 PM
Oh..! I remember doing that during auditions...
It was pretty funny...
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 06:31 PM
Hehe, you're cool
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Little puppet is cool...
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A Willow Tree BOT 27-Mar-22 06:33 PM
🌲
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Tree....
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I am still not... entirely convinced that this tree isn't sentient.
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Little Puppet BOT 27-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Tree...!
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I think.. you're pretty cool too...
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Problem Sleuth BOT 27-Mar-22 06:35 PM
[it is quite the tree]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:36 PM
Despite it all... tree.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 06:36 PM
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:36 PM
I atree.
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 06:40 PM
(edited)
🔺 Flutterina instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:40 PM
Ah, Kuro, a helpful spirit to the end, hm?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 27-Mar-22 06:41 PM
I... won't turn my back now, of all times.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:42 PM
I think you've given me everything I could need to put on this performance. But since the rules demand all roles participate, how about something attention grabbing, a flare perhaps?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Hahaa... There will be much happening.
I will... avoid disrupting the broadcast myself.
People have seen... enough of me, eh?
Your time to shine, cat.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:45 PM
Always.
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Spark BOT 27-Mar-22 06:45 PM
I mean, you'll be gone, anyways.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:45 PM
HahHA!
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 06:45 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 The Spy appeared from AUDIENCE!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:45 PM
CONFIDENT!
I LIKE IT!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 27-Mar-22 06:45 PM
[not too long left to bring on my witnesses.]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 27-Mar-22 06:45 PM
I await your strike, then, Spark.
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 06:47 PM
p10, on the stage.
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 06:48 PM
(edited)
🔺 The Spy instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 27-Mar-22 06:51 PM
...I will do what I can.
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:52 PM
That's all I can ask.
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 06:53 PM
(edited)
🔺 Kuro instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
(edited)
‼️🔻 Max Bialystok appeared from AUDIENCE!
(edited)
🔺 Max Bialystok instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Bravocat BOT 27-Mar-22 06:59 PM
Well, my dears.
I think the time has come.
It's my perfect day to burn.
Because the world is on fire.
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Bernkastel BOT 27-Mar-22 07:01 PM
(thats the way i like it and i'll never get bored)
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Kurukuru BOT 27-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 27-Mar-22 07:34 PM
First, let us set the stage.
Emet-Selch points towards the Tree, and shouts
"Halmarut! I command you, bring about the final days once more!"
...but the tree has its own ideas!
And-
So does Ninetails, who sprays paint everywhere!
...
Amidst buildings of grandeur, an ancient city of beautiful marble, a small house sits. It's covered in cobwebs and bones, blasting spooky music and jangling tacky props! Outside, two flags fly, one every colour of the rainbow, one pink white and blue. On the streets outside, dozens of mirrors cover every surface. You're never sure what way you're looking, or who you're looking at, as each one bends and distorts what you see. In every mirror, though, you see one thing - high above, the sky burns, red streaks scarring the clouds.
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Kurukuru BOT 27-Mar-22 08:29 PM
Spark concentrates for a moment. It seems the lights onstage have gotten brighter!
...Setting the perfect mood for Bravocat to take center stage.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 27-Mar-22 08:30 PM
Trainee Chef sets their camera filming.
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Kurukuru BOT 27-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Trainee Chef points his camera towards the audience.
It catches Zoe cheering on Spark!
With a grin, Spark leaps into the air!
Alright... LET'S DO THIS!!!
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LIGHTNING STRIKES AS HE SLASHES THROUGH NYARLATHOTEP'S SIDE! (edited)
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Nyarlathotep, despite the seemingly grevious wound, begins... laughing?
Or, some horrid, eldritch approximation of a laugh.
Suddenly, a tentacle whips out from its side, catching Spark!
A gasp can be heard from Zoe as Spark is SLAMMED TO THE GROUND.
The horrid, screeching laughter persists as Spark is tossed against the wall, then the rafters, then the ground, then the wall again!
Nyarlathotep cackles as his seemingly unrelenting assault persists.
Utterly engrossed in this beating, the eldritch abomination doesn't even notice no-face creeping up behind him, ITS MOUTH WIDE OPEN!
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NO-FACE HAS SWALLOWED NYARLATHOTEP WHOLE! (edited)
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AS THE ELDRITCH HORROR ES ENTIRELY ENCOMPASSED BY NO-FACE'S SPECTRAL VISAGE, THE SPIRIT BEINGS TO SHIFT!
In moments, No Face's form seems to grow, becoming more tangible!
Yet, it doesn't stop - its body continues to grow and morph.
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Kurukuru BOT 27-Mar-22 09:20 PM
No Face's mask begins to crack as tentacles emerge from its side!
Just as its mask completely shatters, No Face's entire form is encompassed by its tentacles.
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All you can see is a mesh of writhing, pulsating tentacles and appendages, until..!
A mask emerges.
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Then, another.
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Then, another mask after that.
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Then, hundreds of thousands of masks, FORMING THE SHAPE OF A DRAGON!
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A hulking, eldritch dragon with a swirling, unending pit of black flames where the head should be.
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The audience is going wild as the dragon roars, spitting flame in all directions!
Their cheers, boos, and screams are deafening! (edited)
It's all just a mesh of white noise, until..!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 27-Mar-22 09:31 PM
The air is split by a gunshot!
Dan Smith clears the air, and lets Godot walk on stage.
Godot downs an entire coffee in one go...
And points at Problem Sleuth!
Wait, no...
Not Sleuth.
Because Sleuth's gone slack, and someone else has taken over.
"Cathode! I charge you of the crime of playing God! Your trial begins now!"
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Cathode merely laughs, and pulls a mobile phone out of Sleuth's pocket.
He speaks into the phone. "...bring everyone in."
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...
A helicopter and an airship cross paths. One with a green robot in a crossroads of lifepaths... and one with a purple haired mechanic. They both hear a ringing, and pull out walkie-talkies. The green robot tells a nearby man dressed in a detective outfit.
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Kurukuru BOT 27-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Tom Scott is currently filming a video. "Today, I'm at Haltmann Wor-" Suddenly, he gets a message on his phone, and beckons Jack Black; the receptionist, to follow him. A steamroller follows onwards behind them, being ridden by a murderous catboy.
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A short, tired-looking bug decked out in gamer gear is pulling up a man in a green biker's helmet up to a ship. After he hauls the man up, a paper airplane hits him in the head. It appears a strange leopard print critter threw it. Meanwhile, a monochromatic octopus swims nearby, yellow doll in hand. All five get a sense that they are needed somewhere else in the world.
...
All of them and many others are all called out - for one purpose.
...who's even left? Oh, right. A man in a purple and blue jumpsuit sits, drinking a beer in a bar. He's contemplating a recent defeat. How could that writer push him out of the game? Suddenly, a familiar face comes up behind him. And who else could it be, but... Cathode. He pats the man on the back. "There are greater things at stake than petty grudges. I'm being taken to court. I need your help."
And so, everybody who Cathode has ever played in an objective game FLOODS INTO THE AUDIENCE! That's right, everyone is here! He'll be able to call on them as witnesses next phase, at the trial.
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Omen sits down on his couch.
"yknow, I just really need a quiet moment."
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He seems very distraught.
"Today has just been really hard man."
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With a sigh, he summons a swirling orb.
Before he can do anything else, Zepia steps up from the side of the stage, applauding.
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Zepia takes a deep breath.
"And now, audience. Please enj-"
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OMEN TOSSES THE ORB, AND SMOKE ENVELOPES THE STAGE.
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While the smoke is present, you can't hear anything!
It seems the smoke will persist for a single phase.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 27-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Through the smoke, you can make out the tree roots moving...
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 10:34 PM
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➡️ Zepia Eltnam Oberon moved to audience 🔸 Omen stayed here. 🔸 Ninetails stayed here. 🔸 Tree stayed here. 🔸 ??? stayed here. 🔸 Zoe stayed here. 🔸 Kurukuru stayed here. 🔸 Jay Finch stayed here. 🔸 Pasqualo Trianglini stayed here. 🔸 Godot stayed here. 🔸 No-Face stayed here. 🔸 Spark stayed here. ❓ Trainee Chef moved to ??? 🔸 Bernkastel stayed here. 🔸 Bravocat stayed here. ❓ Max Stirner moved to ??? 🔸 Garcian Smith stayed here. 🔸 Problem Sleuth stayed here.
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-----Phase 10----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. A haunted house stands in the middle of a grand city, covered in webs and bones and all sorts of spooky decorations! A series of mirrors surrounds the house, making it hard to see what's real and what's not! The sky is burning, red scars crossing the clouds. On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked. The remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch, to the side of the stage, have been turned into a makeshift fort! It's covered in rotten tomatoes! From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. Beneath the box, and throughout the audience, carriages of a train are strewn, smashed into the walls and floors. The area does not seem very structurally integral. A load of the audience members are friends of Cathode, here to support him! A cloud of smoke covers the stage. It seems that no sound can penetrate it. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM. Additionally, you can instantly move to the DIRECTORS-BOX and the AUDIENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Spark
🔹spark-board 👁️VISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast. 🔹super-staff 👁️VISIBLE With this staff, Spark becomes super-powered! He can channel electricity no matter where he is, and pass it through multiple targets at once! 🔹battered 👁️VISIBLE Spark is visually battered and bruised, from being slammed against every wall in the room!
Omen
🔹couch 👁️VISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away...
Ninetails
Hulking cream-coloured fox with nine writhing, swirling tails. Ink stains each of their tasseled tips like worn paintbrushes. Is that... just a mask, or is something bonded to their face? It's hard to say. 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! 🔹painting 👁️VISIBLE It's a painting of Valvatti and Ninetails, sat together in a bar!
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👁️ VIEWING ONLY 👁️
No-Face
A tall slender black ghostly figure with a white mask. Has the voice of a cold aloof Japanese woman.
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur. 🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it? 🔹red-glyph 👁️VISIBLE The mark of Halmarut, Ascian Overlord.
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur.
Author icon Bernkastel
👁️ VIEWING ONLY 👁️
???
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my glory 🔹recruits 👁️VISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat. 🔹half-mask 👁️VISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask.
Zoe
she/her 🔹ȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝ 👁️VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better. 🔹zoe-dress 👁️VISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma! 🔹mech 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit. 🔹umbrella 👁️VISIBLE An umbrella is sticking out of the mech. It's keeping it nice and dry! 🔹blindfold 👁️VISIBLE It seems Zoe is unable to see any rollover that happens whilst blindfolded! 🔹jelly-baby 👁️VISIBLE A large jelly baby that impacted hard into Zoe. She's covered in serious bruises, and in addition, she won't be able to physically move or act until freed from it!
Garcian Smith
Kurukuru
🔹lacerated 👁️VISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Pasqualo Trianglini
A blond-haired lanky-looking boy. A watermark is always plastered across him. Any pronouns, and talks "Informally - with REFERENCES!" Pasqualo is accompanied by a disembodied voice called Cathode. He uses he/him pronouns, and [speaks in lowercase in brackets] 🔹cathodetheme 👁️VISIBLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxjnsrqh0 🔹jelly-baby-shotgun 👁️VISIBLE The shotgun is empty, having spent its only charge.
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part." 🔹candy-corn 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them. 🔹candy-corn-revolver 👁️VISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots! 🔹gambit-schema 👁️VISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face! 🔹ink 👁️VISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO!
@Spark @Omen @Ninetails @Bravocat @No-Face @Godot @Tree @Godot @Bernkastel @??? @Zoe @Garcian Smith @Kurukuru @Jay Finch @Pasqualo Trianglini @Problem Sleuth
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 27-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Hello! The smoke grenade here is deafening all sound. Please only communicate in ways that do not involve speaking, such as mimery or images.
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 10:36 PM
🙉
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Kurukuru BOT 27-Mar-22 10:36 PM
Of course, you can expect punishment if you don't~!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 27-Mar-22 10:37 PM
UNLOCK
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MysteryBot BOT 27-Mar-22 10:37 PM
⤵️ A GM has manually moved Bamboo into this area. (edited)
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superhellaswaggyballisticXDhelladopeness moved from: rafters
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Zoe BOT 27-Mar-22 10:40 PM
Zoe just crosses her arms and sits down, muttering something to herself
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 10:52 PM
Hm. (edited)
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No Face BOT 27-Mar-22 11:24 PM
🎭 🐉 💥 😈 noface 🎭
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Dan Smith BOT 27-Mar-22 11:25 PM
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Godot BOT 27-Mar-22 11:27 PM
sips coffee
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Bamboo BOT 27-Mar-22 11:42 PM
hello
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 27-Mar-22 11:43 PM
(reminder)
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 12:18 AM
sips coffee
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A Willow Tree BOT 28-Mar-22 12:39 AM
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Emet-Selch BOT 28-Mar-22 12:50 AM
goes on some kind of long tangent, but you cannot understand it
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 12:55 AM
ROARS
silently
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Jay Finch BOT 28-Mar-22 03:39 AM
Jay Finch doesn't seem to understand that no one can hear them. they are seen going on an impassioned, nervous rant which lasts at least five minutes before they realize no one can hear them
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 03:59 AM
‼️🔻 Trainee Chef appeared from ???! (edited)
Trainee Chef
forg 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! moved from: ???
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Little Puppet BOT 28-Mar-22 04:00 AM
The frog has a perplexed look on their face
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 04:03 AM
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🔺 Trainee Chef instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:16 AM
😋
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 04:18 AM
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 04:21 AM
noface🤚
KADUNK
Stomps over to the director's box
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 04:26 AM
(edited)
🔺 No-Face instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 05:06 AM
(edited)
‼️🔻 No-Face appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 07:15 AM
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🔺 Ninetails instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 07:35 AM
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🔺 Zoe instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Spark BOT 28-Mar-22 03:48 PM
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Dan Smith BOT 28-Mar-22 03:58 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 04:28 PM
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🔺 Spark instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 05:14 PM
(edited)
🔺 ??? instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Bamboo BOT 28-Mar-22 05:21 PM
(for some reason my discord isnt embedding and I havent been able to see a bunch of stuff for like the past 24 hours) (edited)
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 06:08 PM
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‼️🔻 Trainee Chef appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
(edited)
🔺 Trainee Chef instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 07:02 PM
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Kurukuru BOT 28-Mar-22 07:21 PM
...Hoo boy, you're all in for a ride.
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...You feel something shifting.
Was this... Truly how things happened?
No, no. It definitely was a good bit different.
Starting with... Spark!
With a grin, Spark leapt into the air!
Alright... LET'S DO THIS!!!
Nyarlathotep goes to swat him out of the sky, but..!
With his trusty Spark board, he's able to maneuver out of the way!
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Each attack from Nyarlathotep is met with Spark darting out of the way!
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It goes on for minutes, until..!
SPARK HAS PREPARED HIS COUNTERATTACK!
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He grits his teeth, dives towards Nyarlathotep!
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LIGHTNING STRIKES NYARLATHOTEP FROM EVERY DIRECTION!!!
ENRAGED, THE HORROR LETS OUT AN ELDRITCH SCREECH!
In an explosion of tentacles attacking in all directions, Nyarlathotep beings to flail!
Though Spark once again manages to dodge out of the way, Problem Sleuth and Pasqualo aren't so lucky!
In fact, they're hit so hard that CATHODE IS HIT TOO!!!
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All three of them are launched against the wall!
So hard in fact, that they bounce off it, out the window, and somehow end up in GODOT'S COURTROOM!
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Huh.
Crazy how you misremembered all of that up until now.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 07:44 PM
The tree's roots stretch across the stage...
They grab...
Bravocat and Bernkastel?
...
The two corpses are somehow absorbed into the roots of the tree!
Bamboo is intently watching the trial, but it seems to be on break right now.
Godot is calmly sipping a coffee, and Dan is spinning his gun on a table with his feet.
Omen stands around doing nothing.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 07:56 PM
Pasqualo, momentarily freed from Cathode's control, looks around, and calls out.
He BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPs for help.
But nobody came.
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Wait-
Someone IS coming!
It's-
Trainee Chef in the Mystery Machine!
Wait.
A SECOND MYSTERY MACHINE, CRASHING OUT OF THE DIRECTORS BOX!
...
Problem Sleuth is pacing the stage.
Trying to think of something that can change the outcome of this court case.
...
Wait.
He's got it. (edited)
Triumphantly, he imagines a whiteboard marker, and scrawls on the floor of the stage...
A hyperlink.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:16 PM
The smoke from the grenade clears.
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:37 PM
(edited)
➡️ Omen moved to backstage ❓ Bravocat moved to ??? 🔸 Godot stayed here. 🔸 Tree stayed here. 🔸 Godot stayed here. ❓ Bernkastel moved to ??? 🔸 Garcian Smith stayed here. 🔸 Kurukuru stayed here. 🔸 Jay Finch stayed here. 🔸 Pasqualo Trianglini stayed here. 🔸 Problem Sleuth stayed here. 🔸 Bamboo stayed here. 🔸 No-Face stayed here.
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-----Phase 11----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. A haunted house stands in the middle of a grand city, covered in webs and bones and all sorts of spooky decorations! A series of mirrors surrounds the house, making it hard to see what's real and what's not! The sky is burning, red scars crossing the clouds. On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked. Wait- There are TWO mystery machines! The remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch, to the side of the stage, have been turned into a makeshift fort! It's covered in rotten tomatoes! From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. Beneath the box, and throughout the audience, carriages of a train are strewn, smashed into the walls and floors. The area does not seem very structurally integral. A load of the audience members are friends of Cathode, here to support him! A cloud of smoke covers the stage. It seems that no sound can penetrate it. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM. Additionally, you can instantly move to the DIRECTORS-BOX and the AUDIENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Zepia Eltnam Oberon
A broken man. Blood sprays from his eyes, like a fountain. 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! 🔹eye-blood 👁️VISIBLE Blood is seeping from Zepia's eyes!
No-Face
A huge raving monster with many faces. Dragon wings, masks, and unspeakable evils.
Max Bialystok
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur. 🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it? 🔹red-glyph 👁️VISIBLE The mark of Halmarut, Ascian Overlord.
Trainee Chef
forg 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
Nagisa Furukawa
A high-school-age girl. 🔹dango-costume 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge dango costume! It's so big, you can barely see Nagisa underneath it! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957754589506072626/958066626639589426/3So636KJAs8lsFw-vjb-XW1jvbNwammNadGsdSW7CAg.png
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur.
Robbie Rotten
🔹triple-trouble 👁️VISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly. 🔹bruise 👁️VISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot. 🔹mech 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit. 🔹owner-outfit 👁️VISIBLE An outfit worn by the owner of this theatre! Whoever is wearing it can re-cast people, changing their roles or archetypes with their consent. 🔹popcorn-bin 👁️VISIBLE It's a positively massive bin of popcorn! It's really tasty, too! Half of it has been eaten.
Garcian Smith
Kurukuru
🔹lacerated 👁️VISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Bamboo
superhellaswaggyballisticXDhelladopeness
Pasqualo Trianglini
A blond-haired lanky-looking boy. A watermark is always plastered across him. Any pronouns, and talks "Informally - with REFERENCES!" Pasqualo is accompanied by a disembodied voice called Cathode. He uses he/him pronouns, and [speaks in lowercase in brackets] 🔹cathodetheme 👁️VISIBLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDxjnsrqh0 🔹jelly-baby-shotgun 👁️VISIBLE The shotgun is empty, having spent its only charge. 🔹eldritch-scar 👁️VISIBLE There is a festering scar from when you got whipped by Nyarlathotep's tentacles.
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part." 🔹candy-corn 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them. 🔹candy-corn-revolver 👁️VISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots! 🔹gambit-schema 👁️VISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face! 🔹ink 👁️VISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO! 🔹eldritch-scar 👁️VISIBLE There is a festering scar from when you got whipped by Nyarlathotep's tentacles.
@Zepia Eltnam Oberon @No-Face @Max Bialystok @Godot @Abraham Lincoln @Tree @Trainee Chef @Nagisa Furukawa @Godot @Robbie Rotten @Garcian Smith @Kurukuru @Jay Finch @Bamboo @Pasqualo Trianglini @Problem Sleuth
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Bamboo BOT 28-Mar-22 08:38 PM
Finally I'm in a room with people in it lmao
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 28-Mar-22 08:39 PM
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:43 PM
HA, we're back!
And I've eaten some DELICIOUS POPCORN!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 08:43 PM
AND I'VE EATEN THE LAW
I AM JUSTICE ITSELF
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:44 PM
W-whoa, you're a big guy!
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 08:44 PM
(don't say it, don't think it)
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:44 PM
(SAY IT)
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 08:44 PM
FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:45 PM
HAHAHA! EXACTLY!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:45 PM
(LOL)
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 08:45 PM
flexes
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:45 PM
(Now I need to watch that rip again)
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 08:46 PM
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🔺 Trainee Chef instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:46 PM
So wait, am I BOTH on the stage and... in No-Face? Or can I just SEE inside No-Face?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
(you can just see inside him. hes transparent!)
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:47 PM
Cool!
(Robbie's been hearing disembodied voices all day, now he is attuned to them)
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 08:49 PM
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 08:51 PM
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Oh OK...
FINE
Well that sounds about right!
This trial is great entertainment! It's just like those court shows on TV!
Glad I have this popcorn to eat while I watch!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:08 PM
The law is so TASTY
I'm am filled with...feelings of justice and PAPERWORK
And even more VILLIANOUS
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 09:12 PM
Yes, this reminds me of the time I disguised myself as a detective!
Or the time I disguised myself as an election official!
Or the time I disguised myself as the mayor!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Your disguises hold nothing to consuming the LAW ITSELF
You are no true villain
sips coffee
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 09:14 PM
What are you even using these disguises for?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 09:15 PM
For my master plans to kick Sportacus out of Lazy Town, OBVIOUSLY!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Hmm…
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 09:21 PM
⤵️ A GM has manually moved Phanto Mask into this area. (edited)
Phanto Mask
🔹key 💪BIG 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a big, red, flashing key! This key could open anything - like, anything anything! That includes things that... probably shouldn't be opened. moved from: no-face
(edited)
🔺 Phanto Mask instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Jay Finch BOT 28-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Hey pasqualo, you around?... I kind of want to ask a question
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 28-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Pasqualo just kind of turns to Jay.
What?
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Jay Finch BOT 28-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Can you still do that thing where you can, like, know things outside of this universe? Or was that the other voice with you?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 28-Mar-22 09:41 PM
That was Cathode.
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Jay Finch BOT 28-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Ah. I see!
Sorry to bother you!
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 28-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Pasq is rubbing his forehead in pain. Ugh.
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Jay Finch BOT 28-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Headache?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 28-Mar-22 09:42 PM
And a half, yeah.
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Jay Finch BOT 28-Mar-22 09:43 PM
I might be able to help you with that! I am a wizard after all
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 28-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Oh, that'd be helpful.
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Get possessed?
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 28-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Nah.
Just a headache.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 10:05 PM
Is that Cathode not controlling you anymore?
Or was he not in the first place… I forget.
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Pasqualo Trianglini BOT 28-Mar-22 10:06 PM
He's around. Just paying attention to the court case.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 10:06 PM
I see.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Hmph! You can always trust someone who lies about their appearance! Just take me as an example!
True 1
They can't even agree on whether to believe the testimony! (edited)
Who's the judge here? ORDER IN THE COURT!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Huh! The weird little guy has a point!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:30 PM
What kind of argument is that, Smith?! (edited)
The guy admitted he's some super-powerful being who sees all of this as entertainment! He's a danger to us all! ERGO lock him up!
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:31 PM
It will be what the court decides
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:36 PM
HEY! I OWN THE THEATRE! BRING ME IN!
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No Face BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
...
I don't like you
but you are fun
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Godot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:37 PM
Sure, come on in
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 28-Mar-22 10:48 PM
I love the Mets!
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:53 PM
⤵️ A GM has manually moved Max Stirner into this area. (edited)
Max Stirner
A great and horrid thing. All of its human features have gone now. It stands meters above you, dozens of arms moving in unnatural ways. The void of space fills its gaping maw. 🔹sauerkraut 👁️VISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal. 🔹hot-sauce-smear 👁️VISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things. 🔹strings 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef. 🔹sharp-strings 👁️VISIBLE Sharp strings, fused into Nyarlathoteps hands, and trailing to Trainee Chef. 🔹slash 👁️VISIBLE Multiple massive slash wounds across Nyarlathotep's body! 🔹electrical-burns 👁️VISIBLE Nyarlathotep is covered in burn scars in every direction! moved from: no-face
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:54 PM
Hahaa... Dear me!
That was quite the trip!
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 10:54 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Trainee Chef appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:54 PM
Hello there!
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Little Puppet BOT 28-Mar-22 10:55 PM
Hello…
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 10:56 PM
Ah, that was fun. Now back to relaxing and watching the show.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 10:57 PM
Ah, hello Mr. Rotten!
I finally got out of this, haha..
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 11:01 PM
Yes indeed!
Ohh, I don't like the look of this Author guy. (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:03 PM
Hahaa!
I'm trying to make a point...
...
Hey.
@​The Author, why are you also here?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 11:04 PM
[want my opinion?]
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 28-Mar-22 11:04 PM
NO!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 28-Mar-22 11:04 PM
[fine.]
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The Author BOT 28-Mar-22 11:04 PM
Metanarrative properties.
Guess it's still sticking over from when I used to be a GM.
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 11:05 PM
Now that everyone in the courtroom is fumbling about, I have a very important announcement to make.
As you may know, I'm organizing a play, and I have 2 or 3 other folks on board at the moment.
But if I could get that number up to 10...
Something really special will happen!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:11 PM
Huh...?
Isn't Kuro performing?
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 11:19 PM
Oh, is he, now?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:19 PM
Well... perhaps next phase.
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 11:19 PM
I’ll take phase 12, then.
Maybe I’ll run into my cinematographer then.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:20 PM
...
Who... are you?
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 11:21 PM
I’m Max Bialystock, of Bialystock and Bloom Broadway Producers!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:21 PM
...Huh.
Well, greetings, Max.
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 11:21 PM
Salutations.
I’ve already learned who you are.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:21 PM
Ah, yes, I think... the entire theatre has!
HahHAA!
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 11:22 PM
Hahaha! Ha. Ha…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:22 PM
I hope you are alright with some good old fashioned... death, in your performance!
I am not planning to... kill anyone, per say.
But I know some who are!
Specifically, me.
As in, some wish to kill me.
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 11:23 PM
As long as I’m not the death in question! My investors are expecting a lot out of me.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Right, of course...
No, it will be me who perishes!
I could prevent it, but frankly, that would be boring.
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 11:24 PM
I mean, hey, It’s more action!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:24 PM
Yes... YES!
Hahaaaaaa.....
Mayhaps I should heal myself... a bit?
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 11:25 PM
That sounds ominous.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:25 PM
I would not wish to die before the action starts.
...
Huh.
I never used my sauerkraut.
...I'm... not quite hungry, after all this.
...Max, would you be... interested in a sauerkraut with a side of... german sausage?
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Max Bialystock BOT 28-Mar-22 11:31 PM
I’d love some sauerkraut, thank you!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 28-Mar-22 11:32 PM
I do think that some hot sauce was sprayed on it earlier, my.. apologies for that.
The... hot sauce incident was something.
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MysteryBot BOT 28-Mar-22 11:58 PM
‼️🔻 Sado appeared from ???! (edited)
Sado
Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks. She's glitching around the edges. 🔹hex 👁️VISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power. moved from: backstage
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Sado BOT 28-Mar-22 11:59 PM
(oh good god)
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 12:00 AM
Ah, there you are! Our play should be debuting at the end of next phase.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 12:00 AM
Hello.
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 12:02 AM
And if I can get 10 people to work with me, counting you, Robbie, and Nagisa, I’ll be able to put my own special… directorial talent… to use.
Granted, it doesn’t have to be 10 people, that’s just the number that guarantees my success.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 12:03 AM
...Actually, Kuro will likely do his performance whenever this all ends.
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Sado BOT 29-Mar-22 12:04 AM
I'll be here, then.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 12:06 AM
Hahaa....
How have you been doing... Sado, was it?
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Sado BOT 29-Mar-22 12:07 AM
...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 12:10 AM
HAhahaHAHAAA!
Sounds about right!
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 01:47 AM
‼️🔻 ??? appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX! (edited)
???
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my glory 🔹recruits 👁️VISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat. 🔹half-mask 👁️VISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask. 🔹guitar 👁️VISIBLE It's an old-looking electric guitar! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo? moved from: directors-box
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Emet-Selch BOT 29-Mar-22 01:48 AM
Greetings, mortals and otherwise
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 01:48 AM
Hello!
Hahaa...
I think I know you.
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Emet-Selch BOT 29-Mar-22 01:52 AM
We're aquainted, yes, though not closely.
I must say that "striner" act was quite impressive
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 01:53 AM
(edited)
🔺 Abraham Lincoln instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 01:56 AM
Thank you, thank you...
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:16 AM
How did you even get swallowed up a-anyway..?
Aren’t you like… big..?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:18 AM
I... did not expect No-Face to do that!
HahaaHA!
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:19 AM
I didn’t expect that either…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:19 AM
I also... did not really try to defend myself... hehee.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:19 AM
Oh…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:21 AM
It was... funny!
HAhaa!
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:23 AM
But uhm.. you’re still pretty hurt…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:23 AM
Yes!
I might... heal myself slightly... so I can last until the end of this whole performance.
But aside from that, I expect my form to die, yes!
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:24 AM
W-What..?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:25 AM
Spark will be coming here soon...
To kill me!
You've heard him in the trial, surely.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:26 AM
I have…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:26 AM
Ah... yes, it will be a spectacular performance.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:27 AM
But… you said I’ll find you once more… when you collapse.. what does that mean..?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:27 AM
You do not simply erase an Outer God... little puppet.
I will be there, still...
Mayhaps in the cracks between realities, slowly seeping in... until I take physical form.
Or... maybe I will simply take on another form, in another place.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:29 AM
I don’t understand any of this eldritch stuff… so how am I expected to find you..?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:29 AM
Oh...
I do not expect you to find me per say...
I will come to you myself.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:29 AM
A-Ah..
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:30 AM
You... and whomever else might still be affiliated.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:31 AM
Then uhm… what am I supposed to do in the meantime?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:31 AM
HahA, yes...
Take some time off.
Maybe... try to find some sort of restaurant somewhere?
You definitely deserve a break... after witnessing all this.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:33 AM
T-Thanks..?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:33 AM
It is... no problem! HAhahaaaha...
...Out of curiosity... how many films do you have left?
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:34 AM
Uhm.. I was filled up… but I overwrote one and then used another one.
So I have one open slot now.
The four used slots consists of the film of you from phase one…
And three separate films of Zoe…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:35 AM
Hm...
Did you not mention... that you had filmed our first private talk?
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:35 AM
That’s.. the first film.. yes…
It was moreso being brought to the room rather than the talk itself…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:38 AM
Hm...
I do apologize for... wasting most of your films.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:39 AM
It’s… okay…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:40 AM
Could you... play the first film you have?
And broadcast it?
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:41 AM
Huh?
How..?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:41 AM
...I had not thought of that. HAh...
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:41 AM
I’m not sure how I would do that..?
Replaying a film takes an action…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:41 AM
I suppose that's not how... these cameras work.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Yeah these things are surprisingly c-confusing.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Oh... I nearly forgot!
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:42 AM
?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:42 AM
Out of pure curiosity... I know that you have answered this at the very beginning.
But still!
Do you have... a name you would prefer?
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:43 AM
Uh…
N-No preference!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:44 AM
Are you answering truthfully?
This is not a trick question.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:44 AM
Yes…..?
I think..?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:44 AM
Huh...
You are truly... quite something.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:45 AM
It’s not like I can go back to Trainee Chef…
It’s… not really fitting anymore… is it?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Well... you are not really "trainee".
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:45 AM
Yeah.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:45 AM
And... "chef" is quite simple.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:46 AM
It is…
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 03:46 AM
Chef was a better name
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:46 AM
Hm...
Just "Chef"?
Maybe...
What do you think... frog?
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:47 AM
I.. have no preference..?
Though… I do think it’s a bit overly simple…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:47 AM
Mhm...
You say you have no preference but...
If you had to pick a name for yourself...
What would it be?
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:49 AM
UHM. That’s a big question to drop…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:49 AM
Yes...
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:49 AM
I… truly don’t know…
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 03:50 AM
Little puppet sounds too demeaning if i'm being honest here
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 03:50 AM
I'VE GOT A NAME IDEA! How about 'NOBBIE ROTTEN'?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:50 AM
...No.
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 03:50 AM
That sounds great Robbie
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:50 AM
I-
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 03:50 AM
HA! Thank you!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:50 AM
Wouldn't "Rotten" imply that it is your family..? Isn't that how these human things... "work"?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 03:50 AM
People can have the same last name without being related you know!
I'm not related to Bobby, Tobby, or Flobby!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Huh.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Nobbie… sounds a bit like an insult…
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 03:51 AM
Hmm... then how about Yobbie?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:52 AM
Heh...
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 03:52 AM
Better than Little Puppet
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:52 AM
Reminds me of when people call each other “knobs”…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:52 AM
Reminds me of someone...
Yoggie... hehe.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:52 AM
Yoggie..? Who’s that?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:52 AM
You wouldn't... know them.
An acquaintance of mine.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 03:53 AM
OH!
How about just Froggie? The perfect combination!
Or Hoppy!
Hmm, that reminds me of the Flintstones...
whited 1
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:54 AM
Flintstones?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 03:54 AM
My GRAND DAD used to watch them!
byemom 1
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:55 AM
Isn’t Hoppy a beer thing?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 03:55 AM
Well, sort of! But also sort of not!
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 03:55 AM
I like Froggy more
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:56 AM
I am guessing that... you cannot think of a name yourself, frog?
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 03:56 AM
I.. can’t.
I’d be fine with any of the mentioned ideas though…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Froggie sounds...
cute.
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 03:57 AM
Perfect
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 03:57 AM
HA! I come up with the BEST NAMES!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:57 AM
I will....applaud you on that, Mr. Rotten.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 03:58 AM
Thank you, thank you!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:58 AM
I suppose you could say that...
You are Number One.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 03:59 AM
HA HA HA! It's true!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 03:59 AM
Now...
Frog.
What do you think of "Froggie" then?
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 04:00 AM
It’s.. fine? I don’t mind it.
I’m okay with it..
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:00 AM
No... positive reaction?
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 04:00 AM
I guess it’s good..? I don’t really know what constitutes a “good” name…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:01 AM
Haha...
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 04:01 AM
If you all like it… I’d be glad to use it…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:01 AM
I'm looking to get a smile out of you... hAha...
This is proving difficult!
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Didn't Spy try and help you pronounce your words?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:02 AM
You have been quite anxious for this entire endeavor.
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Yeah..?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Oh..!
Is that why he stutters less?
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 04:02 AM
Seems like you haven't been practicing
Work on it some more
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 04:03 AM
I’m just… not good under pressure.. okay..!!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:03 AM
Ah...
Well... for now, Froggie is your name, yes?
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Little Puppet BOT 29-Mar-22 04:03 AM
Speech doesn’t seem so important when people are dying…
Sure.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Who else is dying?
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:04 AM
I was more referring to the deaths that have already happened..
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:04 AM
Ah... I see.
Hm...
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 04:05 AM
It happens
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Froggie... is there anything that would make you feel... "good"?
Surely, there must be something.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:05 AM
Uhhhh…
I don’t know?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Does cooking not even... do that?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Have you ever tried being lazy?
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:06 AM
Well. Cooking…
Cooking is nice in a calm setting.
This place has been anything but calm.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:07 AM
HaHA...
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Simply drink coffee, It calms me down
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:07 AM
Maybe...
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:07 AM
But… obviously calm goes against your whole chaos thing…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:08 AM
You can teach me this... "cooking" thing after all this?
Haha...
You misunderstand!
I am not always on the "job" if you will.
Besides... a chaotic God taking some time off...
Is a chaotic concept in and of itself.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:09 AM
I guess so…
And by the way, I did drink coffee earlier.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:10 AM
I can confirm.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:10 AM
It was for the sake of imagination though.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 04:10 AM
Taking some time off? THAT'S GREAT!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:10 AM
Haha...
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 04:10 AM
You should sit back and watch some TV!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:11 AM
Maybe I will look into these... tee vee things.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 04:11 AM
Eat some cake... or popcorn... or sugar apples!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:11 AM
...Do you have any "poppèd corn" left?
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Dan Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 04:12 AM
God I could use a break myself
The best way to relax is reclining in a chair and having a nice drink to go with it
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 04:14 AM
Exactly! Even better if the chair is soft and fluffy!
Yes, ha ha! I don't usually like to share, but... this disguise is making me feel generous! You can have some if you want!
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Dan Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 04:15 AM
Oh yeah
That's the shit man
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:16 AM
HahahHAA!
Poppèd corn.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 04:17 AM
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:18 AM
You are... an amusing fellow.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:21 AM
So…
Am I doing anything for now?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:22 AM
...
You should eat popping corn with us.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Okay?
I… can do that.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:23 AM
Hahaa....
Good!
Take some time to relax.
I certainly appreciate some down time... before dying. Hehee.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:24 AM
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:24 AM
I'm only joking! HaHA!
...Well, not really, but it's not as dramatic as a mortal's death.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:27 AM
I’ll be right back.
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 04:27 AM
(edited)
🔺 Trainee Chef instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:28 AM
...Huh.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:29 AM
And I’m back.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:29 AM
That was fast.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:29 AM
Is… that a bad thing?
I can go back for longer if you want me to…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:30 AM
NO!
That is... not needed.
I was... simply surprised!
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 04:31 AM
Okay…
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 02:32 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Abraham Lincoln appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 03:36 PM
(edited)
🔺 Sado instantly moved to ???
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 04:55 PM
must
consume
MORE
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:55 PM
More...?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 04:55 PM
RRRROOOOAAAAR
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:55 PM
Come, now.
I just came out.
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 04:55 PM
WHAT
YOU'RE GAY???
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:55 PM
...
...I don't know if I have a gender?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 04:55 PM
NOW YOU CAN BE EVIL AND DO CRIMES
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:56 PM
...I-
I've been doing that for the... entire time!
HAHahaaHAAA!
If that's what... "gay" means, I guess I am... the gayest!
HahaHA!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 04:56 PM
hahahahahAHAH!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 04:58 PM
But... Yes, I am looking to have a performance...
Next phase, perhaps?
Whenever that yellow furball comes to... kill me.
I would rather be displeased if you... Ate the stage.
...Do you like "pop corn"?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 05:00 PM
I'm not eating the stage
I'm gonna go HIGHER
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:00 PM
...
Are you... eating the moon?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 05:00 PM
what?
no
that's a bit too far away
...but 👀
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:01 PM
...Hmm?
Not giving away any hints?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 05:01 PM
Stretch goals...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:01 PM
The... entire theatre?
HehHEEEhe.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 05:02 PM
Forgot to ask…
But should I film someone?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:03 PM
Ah... hm.
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 05:03 PM
blurryeyes
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:03 PM
Maybe this one... will work.
You should film... No-Face.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 05:04 PM
Alright then…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:04 PM
And... If you don't use your films... at least you will keep those memories with you!
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
But half of them are just Zoe doing mundane things…
N-Nothing against Zoe of course..!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
Well!
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
It’s just that these don’t exactly feel like my memories..
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:05 PM
I was mistaken... unfortunately.
Hm...
You have... the first film.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Oh…
That one’s important.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:06 PM
Mhm.
Ah... Spark is very much intent on KILLING me!
That is good to see... Someone this dedicated to heroism...
Always makes for a good show.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 05:14 PM
HEROISM?!
If he does, then maybe I'll try to catch him after!
Imagine me coming back to Lazy Town after catching TWO superheroes!
Sportafluff won't stand a chance!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:14 PM
Haha...
Be sure to... leave him finish his job first, eh?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 05:15 PM
Don't let your kids watch!!!!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:15 PM
Kids...?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 05:16 PM
Because some BAD things are about to happen!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:16 PM
Heh...
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 29-Mar-22 05:40 PM
Umm…Froggie, was it? How about being a part of our play next phase? If you’re a part of that too, then maybe you can set your camera up to record it so that you’ll be a part of that memory too!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:41 PM
HaHA!
That sounds good to me. (edited)
I'm sure... he'll come up with something good.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 05:41 PM
It does?
UH…
Sounds like a lot of pressure…
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 29-Mar-22 05:44 PM
I know how you feel… I had that same feeling when I first got to this theater. But I’ve learned a lot since then! If you put yourself in the shoes of your character and “disguise” yourself as them and think about what they would do, you can act as them!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:44 PM
By the way... I hope you don't mind me dying in your little... performance! Hahaa!
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 29-Mar-22 05:44 PM
That’s what I learned from Robbie Rotten and Kuro!
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 05:45 PM
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 29-Mar-22 05:45 PM
I…I don’t really like death…but it seems it’s really important to you, so…if it’s important to you, then I’ll be okay with it.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:45 PM
It's more... important to someone else.
Besides!
It will make for one hell of a show! HAHAHAAA!
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 29-Mar-22 05:47 PM
I guess you’re right… Given the past performances, it does seem like something the audience would be excited by…
And Froggie, I don’t know you very well, but…I believe that you can do this! You can be a part of this play too.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 05:49 PM
It’s… a bit hard knowing that a death is planned to occur then…
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Nagisa Furukawa BOT 29-Mar-22 05:53 PM
That’s true… You two seemed to have a strong bond with each other. I can understand why it would be hard for you…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 05:53 PM
Ohoho... It's a strong bond alright.
I'm sure we can... think of something to tie into the performance.
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:31 PM
(30 minutes to read up and interact challenge)
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 06:31 PM
After this, let's all be in that Max guy's play!
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:31 PM
(was stuck in bed all day, sorry)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:31 PM
(no need to apologize)
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 06:31 PM
(dw about it)
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:32 PM
(actually anyone mind giving me a summary of this phase)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:33 PM
(cathode is leaving the game to avoid getting judged, i'm probably getting killed next phase, we're eating popcorn)
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 06:36 PM
(i am also recruiting for a play next phase)
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:39 PM
Ahaha.... Ahahahahahaha! Oh, wow! I never could have even imagined joy quite like this!
This body, this power... I've done it, finally, after 1000 years!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:40 PM
Ah... your deal, yes, hahA!
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:40 PM
But most importantly - this bloodlust. Oh, the bloodlust! I've never felt such a strong desire to suck blood!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 06:41 PM
AUGH! Get away from me!
You don't want my blood! It's full of excess sugar and sodium from junk food!
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
I've got something really important to do now, my goal.... But, there's nothing wrong with me taking time to enjoy my new form before doing it, right?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
...?
Who is this
I have not seen you before
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
That... used to be Zepia, my dear spectral friend.
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
Ahahahahaha!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
You seem
Evil
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:42 PM
I am the TATARI that has manifested as Arcueid Brunestud.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 06:43 PM
The what that has manifested as who? (edited)
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:43 PM
A True Ancestor, an elemental vampire, the strongest of all beings, and all of that thanks to you, Elder God!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 06:43 PM
Okay, this makes no sense. But you do remind me of this cat I saw once.
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 06:43 PM
You say that like we know who you are
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 06:43 PM
Strongest of all beings?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Hahaa..
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Look at me! Thanks to you, @​Nyarlathotep, I am more free than ever!
And soon, all of you will be free too!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 06:44 PM
[ha!]
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 06:44 PM
I don't like the way you're talking
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:44 PM
I am glad that you enjoy this... gift!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 06:44 PM
[i dont know what you have planned, TATARI]
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 06:44 PM
You can't be any more evil than ME!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 06:44 PM
[but]
[i'll be happy to watch]
[from the sidelines]
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:44 PM
HaHAA!
Well...
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:44 PM
That's right.... That's right, I remember. I remember EVERYTHING!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:45 PM
I will... likely be dying in next phase's performance.
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:45 PM
You've been a real pain in my ass, black ghost!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:45 PM
I hope... you put on a show as good as me.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 06:45 PM
[the final act of my play is about to begin]
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:45 PM
With all the honesty I can muster, you've almost prevented me from getting this final role of mine!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 06:46 PM
[i think that's... really the case for all of us. we're nearing the end of our stories here!]
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:46 PM
You're really annoying, I think that you're extremely annoying!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 06:46 PM
fool!
I'll do the most annoying thing ever!
I will be number ONE!!!
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:46 PM
And I don't have any sympathy for livestock!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:46 PM
Isn't that... Rotten?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 06:46 PM
HA HA HA! Good luck!
Or rather... BAD luck!
I'M the only number one around here, and that's how it'll stay!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 06:47 PM
NONSENSE
noface
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:47 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA! Tell that to my vampiric strength, and my pristine boundary field!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 06:47 PM
Your what???
I don't play FOOTBALL
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 06:48 PM
ME NEITHER!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:48 PM
....She's saying that she's powerful.
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 06:48 PM
oh
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:48 PM
He?
It?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 06:48 PM
THEN PREPARE TO BE CONSUMED
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:48 PM
Well, I don't really like you, Faceless Ghost, so it's fine if I destroy you, right?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:48 PM
...What are your pronouns, TATARI?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 06:49 PM
YOU FOOL
ANYONE WHO OPPOSES ME WILL MEET A SIMILAR FATE
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:49 PM
Oh, I'll gladly take upon the pronouns of whatever form I'm currently assuming.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:49 PM
Thank you..!
No-Face... You do realize that I easily climbed out of you?
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 29-Mar-22 06:50 PM
And, a woman's body is necessary to reach the upmost pleasure when drinking blood!
🤨 1
Ahahahahaha!
(tatari actually says this in the source material)
🤨 1
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:51 PM
(damn)
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 06:51 PM
by the way, I mean this VERY LITERALLY
If you want to know what I mean, go ahead and try and oppose me! You WEAKLING!!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:52 PM
Haha...
I will be eating... poppèd corn.
byemom 1
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 06:52 PM
[and unfortunately, i have an appointment with a game master and a contract to sign.]
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 06:53 PM
That contract better keep you FAR AWAY FROM ME! (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 06:53 PM
Popstar... corn?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 29-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 29-Mar-22 07:49 PM
A green fire burns inside No-Face's stomach, but it doesn't care!
It bursts a hole in the roof, and leaps out!
Mouth open, it's...
swet 1
Trying to devour the entire theatre?
AHAHA 2
cielwtf 1
Trainee Chef sets up his camera to record the giant beast!
After doing so, they sit back with Nyarlathotep, Robbie and Nagisa.
The four of them share some popcorn and watch the spectacle!
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popcorn 1
Stirner gives his sauerkraut to Max, but Max is zoned out watching the spectacle! He doesn't eat it just yet.
Jay Finch offers to heal Pasqualo, but...
It seems Pasqualo's had enough of this.
Activating his robotic boosters, he flies up...
Into the roaring fires inside No-Face!
noface 1
...
Goodbye, Pasqualo. Back to France.
salute 1
In the emptiness above the theatre...
No-Face begins to dive back down.
But Arcueid launches herself up to meet him!
byemom 1
LETSGOOOOOOO 1
She points towards No-Face, and grins wickedly!
With a flick of her wrist-
The air around No-Face turns into a vacuum!
Oh no.
It appears whatever's currently inside No-Face is being dragged out with great force.
swet 1
Which is to say...
No-Face roars, breathing the fires of Sepulchritude at the entire theatre!
AHAHA 1
please 1
...
Spark walks in from the directors box.
👋 1
He doesn't care about that vampire lady.
He doesn't care about No-Face.
But he can see what remains of the trial, up there in the great masked dragon.
And he cares about one thing.
Bringing Cathode to
JUSTICE.
byemom 1
LETSGOOOOOOO 1
AHAHA 1
Twirling his staff, Super Spark leaps up into the air...
AND FIRES A BOLT OF ELECTRICITY AT NO-FACE
noface 1
Shocked, the great spirit falls back to the theatre...
But that wasn't Spark's real target.
Inside the trial...
As No-Face crashes back to the stage, it coughs up a small amount of blood.
It isn't greatly injured, but Arcueid revels in this!
She begins greedily drinking the blood.
flusho1 2
Abraham Lincoln climbs on stage...
And performs a jig better than you have ever seen in your life!
poger 2
As the crowd is focused on him, Emet-Selch walks up to Robbie Rotten.
"Robbie! I ascend you to the seat of Lahabrea!"
byemom 1
Robbie jumps up, shocked, as a glyph appears over his face...
AHAHA 1
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 08:54 PM
(edited)
🔸 Zepia Eltnam Oberon stayed here. 🔸 No-Face stayed here. 🔸 Max Bialystok stayed here. 🔸 Godot stayed here. 🔸 Tree stayed here. 🔸 Nagisa Furukawa stayed here. 🔸 Godot stayed here. 🔸 Robbie Rotten stayed here. 🔸 Garcian Smith stayed here. 🔸 Kurukuru stayed here. 🔸 Jay Finch stayed here. 🔸 Bamboo stayed here. ❓ Pasqualo Trianglini moved to ??? 🔸 Problem Sleuth stayed here. 🔸 Max Stirner stayed here. 🔸 ??? stayed here. 🔸 Trainee Chef stayed here. 🔸 Abraham Lincoln stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 08:54 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 12----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. A haunted house stands in the middle of a grand city, covered in webs and bones and all sorts of spooky decorations! A series of mirrors surrounds the house, making it hard to see what's real and what's not! The sky is burning, and the walls are aflame with a green fire. On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked. Wait- There are TWO mystery machines! The remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch, to the side of the stage, have been turned into a makeshift fort! It's covered in rotten tomatoes, and lit with a greenish flame! From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. Beneath the box, and throughout the audience, carriages of a train are strewn, smashed into the walls and floors. The area does not seem very structurally integral. A load of the audience members are friends of Cathode, here to support him! A cloud of smoke covers the stage. It seems that no sound can penetrate it. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM. Additionally, you can instantly move to the DIRECTORS-BOX and the AUDIENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Zepia Eltnam Oberon
A broken man. Blood sprays from his eyes, like a fountain. 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! 🔹eye-blood 👁️VISIBLE Blood is seeping from Zepia's eyes!
Omen
🔹couch 👁️VISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away... 🔹burns 👁️VISIBLE Horrible, painful burns cover his body.
No-Face
A huge raving monster with many faces. Dragon wings, masks, and unspeakable evils. 🔹minor-burns 👁️VISIBLE No-Face is jolted by an electrial shock!
Max Bialystok
🔹sauerkraut 👁️VISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal.
Godot
spah 🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans!
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Patches
🔹bananas 👁️VISIBLE 🤝GIVEABLEA clump of bananas that sparkle with a weird glow! 🔹bullet-holes 👁️VISIBLE Patches has been pumped full of lead, yet he's just about hanging on! 🔹burns 👁️VISIBLE Horrible, painful burns cover his body.
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it? 🔹red-glyph 👁️VISIBLE The mark of Halmarut, Ascian Overlord.
Trainee Chef
forg 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face!
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Nagisa Furukawa
A high-school-age girl. 🔹dango-costume 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge dango costume! It's so big, you can barely see Nagisa underneath it! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957754589506072626/958066626639589426/3So636KJAs8lsFw-vjb-XW1jvbNwammNadGsdSW7CAg.png
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Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur.
???
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my glory 🔹recruits 👁️VISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat. 🔹half-mask 👁️VISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask. 🔹guitar 👁️VISIBLE It's an old-looking electric guitar! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
Robbie Rotten
🔹triple-trouble 👁️VISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly. 🔹bruise 👁️VISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot. 🔹mech 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit. 🔹owner-outfit 👁️VISIBLE An outfit worn by the owner of this theatre! Whoever is wearing it can re-cast people, changing their roles or archetypes with their consent.
Max Stirner
A great and horrid thing. All of its human features have gone now. It stands meters above you, dozens of arms moving in unnatural ways. The void of space fills its gaping maw. 🔹hot-sauce-smear 👁️VISIBLE There is hot sauce all over Stirner's dress! He is clearly unhappy about this, since he HATES spicy things. 🔹strings 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef. 🔹sharp-strings 👁️VISIBLE Sharp strings, fused into Nyarlathoteps hands, and trailing to Trainee Chef. 🔹slash 👁️VISIBLE Multiple massive slash wounds across Nyarlathotep's body! 🔹electrical-burns 👁️VISIBLE The burns on Nyarlathotep seem to have healed somewhat, leaving him with zig-zagging scars.
Garcian Smith
🔹dan-backstab 👁️VISIBLE Coyote's bleeding from a knife wound to his back!
Kurukuru
🔹lacerated 👁️VISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Bamboo
superhellaswaggyballisticXDhelladopeness
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part." 🔹candy-corn 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them. 🔹candy-corn-revolver 👁️VISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots! 🔹gambit-schema 👁️VISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face! 🔹ink 👁️VISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO! 🔹eldritch-scar 👁️VISIBLE There is a festering scar from when you got whipped by Nyarlathotep's tentacles.
@Zepia Eltnam Oberon @Omen @No-Face @Max Bialystok @Godot @Abraham Lincoln @Patches @Tree @Trainee Chef @Nagisa Furukawa @Godot @??? @Robbie Rotten @Max Stirner @Garcian Smith @Kurukuru @Jay Finch @Bamboo @Problem Sleuth
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 08:55 PM
HAahaha...
That was pretty fun.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Goddamnit.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Hello.... detective.
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 08:55 PM
Now I gotta clean up this mess!
That wasn't a fair trial!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:55 PM
I'm a little conflicted here (edited)
Shut the fuck up you fucking bastard
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 08:56 PM
Heya, Fluthulu-knockoff.
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:56 PM
You got what you fucking deserved
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 08:56 PM
That WAS TOO a fair trial!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:56 PM
You were sane the entire time
Can't believe that bastard Dan actually did a trial too
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 08:56 PM
What the hell are you talkin' about?
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
If you ask me, you should've gotten the chair
I would praise the prosecutors more except well
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
You're asking for it with words like that.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Where is your... little Cathode friend?
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
THEY STABBED THE WRONG GUY
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
He's gone.
Flew the coop.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
GOOD RIDDANCE!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
THE HELL DID I EVEN DO TO THEM
IT WAS DAN WHO PULLED THAT BULLSHIT
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
I think... the "SP. Y" witness was one of the Godots.
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
STAB HIS ASS AND KILL HIM INSTEAD
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 08:57 PM
Yeah, no shit.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
This is GREAT! I captured the Funnyman, and helped get rid of that Cathode guy! No more annoying disembodied voices!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Fucking lawyers I see why Dan hates them now
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
The spy has been going around... stabbing randomly.
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Trial, Schmial! Nobody came here today to get themselves preoccupied with all this legal hullaballoo!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
That seemed pretty obvious the whole time to me.
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
Yeah shit like that'll get him killed one day
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
...
He..
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 08:58 PM
That's the real one!
HahAH!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
I'm about to put a bullet in one of them
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
RRRRRAAAAAA!!!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
I can't tell which is which for fucks sake
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
WHO DARES STOPS ME
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
He was me...
But he
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
The spy... got rid of his disguise.
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
stabbed someone...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
He's... over there.
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
The proceedings are over! You can seethe and cope about the outcome all you please, but that won’t change a thing!
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
I uh.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Not gonna lie. I fuckin' hate both of you, but I hate that spy more.
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
Oh great that makes things easier
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 08:59 PM
I can't believe it.
He was just like me, fr....
true 1
True 1
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
It was... very fun!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Fr fr
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Hell, I hate Cathode more than that, but I gotta put all this aggression and charisma somewhere.
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Well good for you
You got rid of the parasite before I had a chance to get my hands on him
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Of course you are all arguing about your petty nothings
You lot never cease (edited)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Trust me, he has a bullet with my name on it too.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:00 PM
Oh... you again!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Yeah, let's all RELAX and be in Max's play!
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Thank you, Robbie!
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:01 PM
I stabbed someone... well not technically me, but it was me... someone that looked like me...
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:01 PM
Get the whole thing off your minds!
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:01 PM
I felt a bond with myself...
But.
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:01 PM
You having having breakdown or something lawyer guy?
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:02 PM
...
You ever lose yourself?
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:02 PM
He seems very distraught It almost invokes pity
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Of course
I lose myself all the time
Hell you just saw me lose myself
And you saw Dan lose himself too
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:02 PM
Yeah.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:03 PM
Hahaaa!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:04 PM
No point in pitying yourself over who the hell you are
It's just some shit you deal with as you go
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:04 PM
You really should just give up
makes things far easier
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:04 PM
Boring!
You're so... boring.
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:04 PM
That's the spirit!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:05 PM
Ah...
Where is Spark?
Hiding in that little... director's box of his?
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:05 PM
I'll go take a look.
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:05 PM
!!!
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:05 PM
(edited)
🔺 No-Face instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:05 PM
glad you agree with should all give up and murder eachother for fun
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:05 PM
(edited)
🔺 Max Bialystok instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:05 PM
Don't think I'm not done with you either
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:06 PM
HAHA!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:06 PM
Now that I'm back I'm back in full swing
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:06 PM
Gonna... kill me?
Get in line!
HAHA!
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Godot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:06 PM
...
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:06 PM
I'm debating on it
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:06 PM
Too many damn people who want to kill and be killed.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:06 PM
You just gave me a GREAT idea for a master plot!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:06 PM
On one hand after that shit Dan pulled I'm technically off the clock
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:06 PM
I'll make Sportacus sad...
Then DISGUISE myself as a therapist!
byemom 1
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:07 PM
The new guy can fix this place up
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:07 PM
Learn how to write a letter for once in your life.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:07 PM
And tell him if he wants to be happy, he needs to give up!
HA!
And to LEAVE LAZY TOWN FOREVER!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:07 PM
...Or... stay there?
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:07 PM
And what will you do then?
after you have what you want
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:07 PM
Hm....
Popped... corn.
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:07 PM
will it really satisfy you...
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:07 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Max Bialystok appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
So do I really have to kill the God? It's not personal and it's not for business either anymore
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
I'll be lazy and eat junk food, just like old times!
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 No-Face appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
I'm dying... anyways!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Eat shit then
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
At least, that's what I always planned to do...
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Maybe if you reincarnate you'll be competent
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
HAHAA!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
This damn world only turns
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
You're... a fun lad.
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
That's all it can do
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
How'd you like to die on the center stage with spotlights shone upon your grotesque body?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:08 PM
Hahaa...
I was planning to!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Though it'll feel a little strange without Sportacus around to try and foil all the time.
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Wonderful!!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Hmm.
Ah, whatever! I'm sure it'll be great!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Is Spark... in there?
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Youll end up hollow
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:09 PM
uuuuurrrrp
@​Nyarlathotep CAN I EAT YOU WHEN YOU'RE DEAD
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:09 PM
Uh....
Sure...?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:09 PM
What's up, big guy? Indigestion?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:10 PM
haah
haah
haah
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:10 PM
I'm not sure if... I'll leave anything behind! HAhaAHAA!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:10 PM
CURSES
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:10 PM
Besides...
If I do.
I ask that... you let Froggie over there get his strings back... first.
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:10 PM
strings?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:11 PM
The ones I have.
So...
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:11 PM
‼️🖕 No-Face took Max Stirner's strings!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:11 PM
HAha!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:11 PM
THESE???
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:12 PM
(I'm not sure I'm supposed to have this item lmao)
(because I also have the strings fused to my hands)
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:12 PM
‼️🖕 No-Face took Problem Sleuth's candy-corn!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:12 PM
I"M TAKING YOUR CANDY CORN TOO
byemom 1
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:13 PM
...hey.
Get your darn filthy hands off my candy corn.
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:13 PM
NO
it's MINE NOW
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:13 PM
(sorry about the strings, they arent supposed to be here anymore)
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:13 PM
You're like that kid from back home!
"Stingy" I think his name was! (edited)
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:14 PM
‼️🖕 Problem Sleuth took No-Face's candy-corn!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:14 PM
It's mine.
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:14 PM
(edited)
🔺 Max Stirner instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:14 PM
You're all so damn pathetic
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Well, takes one to know one, HA!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Jeez, you're stooping so low as to steal candy?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:14 PM
I'm HUNGRY
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:14 PM
Well... I dunno...
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:14 PM
I was going to eat the theatre
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Eat the playwrights?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:15 PM
maybe I should just try that again
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Would mean that I don't have to deal with community service anymore.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Eat all the junk food in the audience!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:15 PM
since YOU'RE not in there to get some dumb hero involved
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:15 PM
Indeed it does
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:16 PM
What's your problem, anyway? Someone eat all your pretzels?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:16 PM
I would KILL for some pretzles
NO
I have to be NUMBER ONE
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:16 PM
Think it's just hungry.
Number one, huh?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I was asking the mopey guy over there!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:17 PM
noface
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:17 PM
The one with the hood!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:17 PM
I mean, I guess you could try and eat as many things with the number one on it as possible.
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:17 PM
That's a very good idea but that's not what I meant
I need to be the number one VILLAIN
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Better look somewhere else buddy!
Not gonna happen while I'm around!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Fine
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:18 PM
I came here thinking foolishly I could get better
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:18 PM
I'll just eat YOU then!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Hm, well, if there's anything I'm good at - it's draftin' treaties.
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:18 PM
But things always just get worse
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:18 PM
YOU ALREADY DID!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:18 PM
I'LL DO IT AGAIN
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:18 PM
Clearly that's not ENOUGH to make you the best Villain!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:19 PM
...
drat, you're right
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:19 PM
I'll give you this here sauerkraut if you act in my play!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:19 PM
What does make a real villain, then, Robbie?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:19 PM
Play?
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:19 PM
Have you not heard?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:19 PM
Well, first you have to come up with a master plot!
The only problem is you have to think a lot!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:20 PM
I'm beyond plots
I do what i want WHEN I want
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:20 PM
Well there's your problem!
The TRUE Number One Villain also does what they want when they want... but most of the time, that's coming up with plots! (edited)
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:21 PM
well this plot SUCKS
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:21 PM
Real ones just murder people
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:21 PM
I GOT ELECTICUTED
murder?
Hey, that's a great idea!
I'LL MURDER YOU!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:21 PM
A TRUE villain never needs to resort to murder!
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 09:21 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Max Stirner appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Where's the creativity? The FUN?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
HAHAAAhahahaaahHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHA HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAaaaahahahahaaaaaHAAAA!
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Hmmmm
In that case, I need to murder you in the MOST FUN way POSSIBLE!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
MURDER?
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
You're right, it has to be FUN!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
HAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAA!
YES!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
omegapensiver
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:22 PM
Ah...
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Hey, tell you what! Since so many of you people are still seeking petty revenge against others, I invite you to resolve your disputes onstage, as part of my play! (edited)
The audience will eat it up!
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Emet-Selch BOT 29-Mar-22 09:23 PM
Ah, Lahabrea, you always were the one who had the most fun with your villainous monologues
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
...huh. When's the play? Next phase?
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
I dont want revenge against anyone in particular, I just hate all of you
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Oh yeah I was gonna ask! What was THAT all about?!
(wrong reply)
(was supposed to be to floor)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
I'm not really lookin' for revenge, but I do gotta burn off some energy.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
So...
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
The end of this phase!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Who's killing who?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:24 PM
Hrm.
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Not sure honestly
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Excellent question! As the director I should have the word on that.
But who wants to kill who?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Spark and his... friends wish to murder me!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:25 PM
Hey, uh. @​Nikola Orsinov. You gotta problem with me taking part in this play? I'll clean everythin' up right after. Got the perfect idea on how to. Mind, I'll probably fall flat asleep to the ground afterwards, but...
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Emet-Selch BOT 29-Mar-22 09:25 PM
I have awakened you to your past life, giving you new power. I can now demand you do something, and so long as youre willing, you can perform it on top of your normal action
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:26 PM
everyone deserves death... its just a question of the order
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:26 PM
HAHAA!
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Emet-Selch BOT 29-Mar-22 09:26 PM
Now you can catch superheros at twice the efficency!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:26 PM
You're so boring... in your nihilism, masked one!
The... blue-masked one.
A lot of you have masks, huh...
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:27 PM
malds
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:27 PM
HAHAA!
Cope!
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Emet-Selch BOT 29-Mar-22 09:27 PM
Theres simply a lot of masks around here, its a given many of us would take to them
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:27 PM
HAAAHAahahahahaaaaaa...
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:27 PM
I am not SEETHING
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:28 PM
LIES!
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:28 PM
What could you know about me
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:28 PM
I don't know...
But I know you're boring.
No style...
No fun.
Just... death.
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Emet-Selch BOT 29-Mar-22 09:29 PM
The emperor is above garle-malding
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:29 PM
Cathode was sayin' something about a signup criteria, before he left. Maybe that has somethin' to do with it?
Maybe that's what the point of the mask is. That's all I'm sayin'.
AHAHA 1
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Fun doesnt matter in the face of the never ending mercy of death
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:30 PM
Hahaa...
Cringe....
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:31 PM
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:31 PM
I'm dying anyways!
I better make it fun!
It's not often that you see... an Outer God's form collapse.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Go ahead!
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:31 PM
You mean this one? Max holds up the Dream mask.
byemom 1
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:31 PM
Nice. Thanks for the OK.
Just wanted to go through the paperwork.
Oh, shit, I was wondering where his head went!
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Dream is dead
And i nary got to meet him
Sad
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:32 PM
You
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:32 PM
Yeah, I saw him die like... right as I got out of my imagination fort - that's his actual face, guy!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:32 PM
...Who are you?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:32 PM
YOU
YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Dream died???
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
YOU
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Who... the HELL is this?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
WE SHALL FINISH THIS
BUT FIRST
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Yeah - he got crushed by an anvil. Only like - me and Cathode got to see it.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
And all this time I thought he ditched me!
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
YOU WANTED TO THROW THINGS AT ME
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
...Does anyone know who this man is?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
I got to pose on top of his dead body, it was pretty swingin'.
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
Well, that settles it! Tonight's play will be held in Dream's honor!
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
and now, the end is near
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
WALTER WHITE
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:33 PM
....
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
and so i face, the final curtain
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Where did he even come from?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Idk, who the hell are you
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
I'm... going to die!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Who the hell are we
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Oh thats cool
Who killed you was it omen
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No Face BOT 29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
who the HELL are you
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
Walter white, why are you here
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Emet-Selch BOT 29-Mar-22 09:34 PM
So many new faces even still
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:35 PM
I was a face from day one
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:35 PM
No... The little boring nihilist has nothing to do with me.
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:35 PM
I am not fucking boring
Shut up you beast
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Lol lmao
Yeah hes jobbing to me rn
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
HAHAAAhahaHAA!
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
Omen, ill give you a chance to beg for forgiveness
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
IM UNEMPLOYED
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I let byegons be byegons
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:36 PM
I'm.. a job giver.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:37 PM
After all if you havent killed me, it doesnt count
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Walter white what reason could i have to possibly spare you
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:37 PM
....
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:37 PM
Spare? Youre gonna DIE
Nya nya can you help me smite omen down
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:38 PM
Beast would you enjoy crushing this annoying pathetic man
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
You know i met some impressive omens youre not even in the top 10 of the most dangerous ones
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
I'll be busy... being a villain.
Putting on a show.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Can i join?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
No.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
:(
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
HA! Well then, I'm not complaining!
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Good
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
I don't even know... Who you are!
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:39 PM
Hey, you don't make the rules!
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
youll have no distraction as i kill you
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Of course Patches can join!
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
I AM PATCHES
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Who?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
PATCHES THE UNDYING
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Oh... is that little shop over there yours?
Well...
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
Oh yeah do you like it?
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
I DIED AND CAME BACK
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
What's left of it.
I think... it's broken!
HAhahahaa!
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
YOU ARENT SHIT
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SHOP
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:40 PM
I think... that was the train.
A train... crashed into your shop.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Holy shit
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Hate it when that happens!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Ah, yeah. That's my fault, sorry. I was being possessed.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:43 PM
What the fuck
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Did you really care about that shop hmmm?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:43 PM
I do
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Fool
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Maidenless
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:43 PM
i (edited)
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:44 PM
TELL ME OMEN, DO YOU GET BIRCHES?
Like trees
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:44 PM
There's a tree...
Here.
A willow.
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:44 PM
I WAS JUST A DEPRESSED GUY I DIDNT HAVE TIME FOR TREES
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:44 PM
You have no birches
Also youd be less depressed if you stopped being a shadowy edgelord and got yourself a nice girlfriend
A maiden if you will
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:45 PM
I have no need for human companionship
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Maybe thats why youre depressed
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:46 PM
i have grown past such feeble stupid irrelevant things
NO
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:46 PM
I was told that... I'm gay.
Are you... gay?
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:47 PM
im heterosxual
(like the joker)
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AHAHA 1
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Maybe i could be your compainion...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:47 PM
...Where did your... "cat ears" go, Omen?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:47 PM
ABRAHAM LINCOLN?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Yeah, shit. Sorry. I, uh... I know a guy who could probably hook you up with a sturdier storefront?
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Greetings!
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
What the fuck
Youre here... At a play
Is your head still ok?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
HAhaa...
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
It's Honest Abe - oh god, I forgot to uh... greet you. Hi! Hi. It's nice to meet you, sir.
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
I took them off, they are a mere representation of that which people think is good in the world and so cat ears are dumb and stupid
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
What? Oh, you're talking about...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:48 PM
Your mother...
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:49 PM
Listen, me and omen where kind of in the middle of something
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:49 PM
I never knew my mom...
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:49 PM
Apparently I was saved by being brought here right before my death.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:49 PM
But if yall wanna just uhh, like im fine with whatever
Is this gonna be like a star trek ltg moment where to set the timeline right youll need to go back and accept your death?
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:49 PM
I dont even respect you Abraham Lincoln
livereaction 1
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:50 PM
Why might that be?
We'
true 1
(oops)
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:50 PM
Wii
Wait a minute youre not french
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Apparently... Mr. Lincoln likes... "Weezer".
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Mr. Lincoln, that's wonderful to hear! Would you like to help out with my play?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:51 PM
Im sorry to say
But i might need to obliterate this stage
I have heard marika's holy words
The story we are weaving shall need to end
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Go right ahead! As long as you do it as part of the plot, of course!
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:52 PM
And i must be the one to lead it into its goodnight
I will accept, max
This might be the last thing i do
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:52 PM
Ah, great!
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:52 PM
But ill make it FABULOUS
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:53 PM
I do not know what it is, but the "witch" controlling me apparently likes them.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Lambda with the weeze?
I mean bern
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:53 PM
More like... the bitch!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Perhaps? Who knows.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Max, what shall i need to do for the play
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:53 PM
If you require my assistance I would be happy to help.
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Good, good! Remind me your role?
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Can I kill Patches as part of the performance
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Of course you can!
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Why thank you
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Once again, may I ask why?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Can i nuke everyone before omen kills me as part of my performance
please 1
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Or is it about the "Weezer" thing.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
A nuke? Heh.
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
You could, but good luck with that!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:56 PM
You can try.
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:57 PM
I hate everyone, even respected historical figures
Thats how fucked i am
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:57 PM
I see.
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:57 PM
Wow... You're more fucked than I am.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:57 PM
That's how boring you are!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Be cautious not to cut yourself on that edge.
true 2
uncomf 1
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Why would i need luck
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Then what do you think of Abraham Lincoln hm?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:58 PM
I think... he is a man.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Eh, I get the hate. Still, you gotta put up with the people around you; even if you hate 'em.
Sometimes, it's part of the job.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
You can do a lot... with men.
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
I... I suppose you don't. I'm still thinking about luck due to Dream's passing.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
I don't like where this is going
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Max Bialystock BOT 29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
His luck finally ran out.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Rest in peace
omegapensive
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
I said I am unemployed Beholden to no Starbucks manager
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Please do not nuke my stage!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 09:59 PM
Can he even... do that?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:00 PM
I can
The game designers from fromsoft have not patched hehe this exploit out yet
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Yeah, I'm probably going to have to pull out some crazy bullshit if you do that, just so that I don't get charged with even more criminal items.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:01 PM
...I have no idea... what this means.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 29-Mar-22 10:01 PM
What is a nuke?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:01 PM
@​Nikola Orsinov i will not nuke the stage
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:01 PM
A big bomb.
Very... very big.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:01 PM
At least not before the grand finale
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:02 PM
I could just defuse it
Thst would be very funny
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:02 PM
I will not nuke the stage
I shall bring the play to its conclusion
I have decided
The tree must be appeased
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Problem Sleuth BOT 29-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Oh right, I heard Cathode talkin' about these nukes. Huh. Well, if you're gonna blast this place to high heaven... guess that means the community service is invalid?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:03 PM
Yea
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Who we nuking?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Nobody yet
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Been awhile since I've launched a nuke
Ah damn alright
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:04 PM
We shall wait for the last tirn, tomorrow
Turn*
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Fine with that
I technically don't work here anymore
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:05 PM
How many people will it kill, this nuke
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Ill bring an end to this stage
And everyone will go back to their worlds
This limbo was fun, but something like this cannot be allowed to exist
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
No actually I think we're fine
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Fr?
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
That bastard cathode is serving time now after all
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
You mean deaths in this place dont even?
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Fr fr
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Kill people
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
What the girl with the knife?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Yeah she's dead
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Eeeeeeeesh
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:07 PM
I wouldn't trust... this random guy.
HAHA!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Random guy?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Who are you talking about
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Patches!
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Coyote Smith BOT 29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
I'm the former single security guard asshole
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
I am always watching, close to the stage
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
You're not... random.
Hahaa...
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:08 PM
You're right
He seems unreliable
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Omen has it in for me
Im just someone whos here to spice things up
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:09 PM
You blew me up
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:10 PM
You shot me
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:10 PM
You said you were going to throw a firebomb at me
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Did i?
And did i throw this "firebomb" at you?
You seem completely fine
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:11 PM
I am... Horribly burned
You blew yourself up and survived somehow
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:11 PM
That has nothing to do with the fire bomb
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:11 PM
I...
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Thats because i'm immortal
Patches the undying
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Why does everyone here say they are immortal i swear to god
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:12 PM
Are you immortal?
Immortality by strength is nothing to fear
Immortality by will is what true kings are made of
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:13 PM
I died once and barely came back
I was only a human
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Omg sorry bout your sad backstory bro
I was literally a spider once
You're fine
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:14 PM
I lost my entire memory aside from media references of the early 2000's
I dont even know who I really am
Yet you think yourself more pitiable
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Ive died many time, many more than i can count
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:16 PM
(im sorry this character is the edgiest thing ever but its very funny to me)
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:16 PM
Ive lived through many different worlds, and in all of them i was nothing but a pityable fool
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:16 PM
...This is worse than the two-phase long trial we just went through.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:17 PM
Ive decided to change, after (roughly 10 phases) of self reflection
True 1
I will be the one who takes the last spotlight
Who puts the wheels of this theater in motion once again
I will give you all a show
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:18 PM
You sound just like everyone else
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:18 PM
HaHAA!
I guess... You'll be sharing the spotlight... with Kuro.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Kuro and i will share the spotlight as comrades
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:19 PM
Does he want to blowed up?
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:19 PM
I guess i do pity you omen, being made of shadow means the spotlight can never truly shine on you
I will not blow any one up
My self harm days are over
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:19 PM
WOW YOU ARE SO RUDE
God
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
Which one?
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
shut up
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:20 PM
HAAAHAHAA!
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:22 PM
I guess your plan may actually let me leave here
Maybe I will spare you until after its done
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:22 PM
I look forward to our duel after weve escaped this place
If we ever meet again
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Omen BOT 29-Mar-22 10:23 PM
Hmph
I wonder if theres anyone to deal with in the meantime
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:48 PM
Hahaa...
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 10:51 PM
So… my film captured the part when the green flames spewed out of No Face…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Ah... Good.
Hm...
Froggie...?
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 10:53 PM
Yes?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:53 PM
After this body of mine collapses...
I ask that you retrieve... your strings.
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 10:53 PM
O-Okay.
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Patches BOT 29-Mar-22 10:54 PM
Looks like you where the biggest spook of all, nya
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 10:56 PM
HAHAAA!
Yes...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 11:23 PM
Hm...
@​Froggie...
Would it be possible for you to... go into the Director's Box for a bit?
Tell me if they have any... "plan".
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 11:24 PM
Sure…
Huh?
Who’s “they”?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 11:24 PM
Spark... and friends.
The heroes! HhahahaHAHAA!
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 11:25 PM
Ah.
Okay…
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MysteryBot BOT 29-Mar-22 11:49 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Trainee Chef appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 11:49 PM
Silent at the moment...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 11:49 PM
Hahaa!
I see!
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 11:49 PM
But I sensed they were talking about lasers beforehand... (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 11:49 PM
Hmm...?
Lasers?
How so?
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Froggie BOT 29-Mar-22 11:50 PM
I'm not sure?
They haven't really figured out the specifics themselves yet. (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 29-Mar-22 11:51 PM
Ah...
Mayhaps I will... check on them myself!
LAter...
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 03:12 PM
(edited)
🔺 Max Stirner instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
‼️🔻 Sado appeared from ???! (edited)
Sado
Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks. She's glitching around the edges. 🔹hex 👁️VISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power. moved from: audience
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 03:13 PM
Funny timing.
@​Max Bialystock, I'm here to speak about your show.
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 03:20 PM
‼️🔻 Zoe appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX! (edited)
Zoe
she/her 🔹ȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝ 👁️VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better. 🔹zoe-dress 👁️VISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma! 🔹mech 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge, really cool mechsuit, as big as the stage itself! It has two arms, each with some sort of cannon built in, and a shining steel body. It's got no head, though this is made up for by a really comfy scarf that acts as the cockpit! Zoe and Robbie Rotten are sat in the cockpit. 🔹umbrella 👁️VISIBLE An umbrella is sticking out of the mech. It's keeping it nice and dry! 🔹blindfold 👁️VISIBLE It seems Zoe is unable to see any rollover that happens whilst blindfolded! moved from: directors-box
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:20 PM
Heyoo
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 03:21 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Max Stirner appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:21 PM
All right.. I'm done over there.
@​Froggie... could you film it all?
Broadcast it...
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 03:24 PM
@​Zoe shouldn't we coordinate something?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:24 PM
HAHAAAA!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:26 PM
Huh? Like what
How does one even coordinate something I never did it
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 03:29 PM
I don't know, but I think it's what Spark suggested.
I suppose a prop here would be much more useful than something on stage...
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:30 PM
Help us with Max's play!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:31 PM
Augh dude you all can't do this to me I hate decisions
If only a player character were here to decide between these two options with a wacky answer.......
Robbie what help do you need
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:32 PM
HAHAHAHAA!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:32 PM
Ask Max!
He wants as many people to be in his play as possible!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:32 PM
I think you should... NOT help your little Spark friend!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:32 PM
Oh yeah that's fair
Shut up dude!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:33 PM
Hahahaaa...
I'm having a little... fun!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:33 PM
I'll probably help your play since that mannequin person said if the play's good enough we might get out...... or something along those lines I think
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 03:33 PM
Uh.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:33 PM
Mannequin... person?
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 03:34 PM
No, this is for Kuro, if I remember correctly.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:34 PM
uuuuuh Nikola! right
Or am I misremembering
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:34 PM
Hello!
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 03:34 PM
Not to mention it's not the play yet.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:34 PM
Yes...
Kuro's play is next phase, see!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:34 PM
Oh right!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:34 PM
It is the Grand Finale!
I am simply... a small taste! HAHAA!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:35 PM
Lots of plays going on recently.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:35 PM
Yeah it's like we're in a theatre or something
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:35 PM
People are... remembering the point of theatres.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:35 PM
Anyways what's up with you, all green 'n stuff
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:35 PM
Looks like it.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:35 PM
GREEN!
HHAAHAA!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:36 PM
Oh, yeah. Uh - this is Sepulchritude. This is my ultimate move.
I guess activating it was part of the terms of that "contract" Cathode was talking about.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:37 PM
oh huh
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 03:37 PM
You look sickly.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:37 PM
I'm probably going to fall asleep after Kuro's play, haha.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:37 PM
More like siiick, am I riight (edited)
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:37 PM
And you look like a mask.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:37 PM
HAHAA!
True...
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 03:37 PM
Yes.
And?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:38 PM
And if I'm correct, you're the mask who had the key I wanted.
Mind if I take it?
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 03:38 PM
I do actually, I need it.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:38 PM
Why?
Is it the key to your office or somethin'?
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 03:39 PM
What does that matter to you?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:39 PM
Doesn't really matter at all, it just looks like a cool key to me.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:39 PM
Hahaa!
Can I... say it?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:39 PM
And I figure it could help me solve some kind of Weird Puzzle Shit.
Yeah, sure, whatever, you creepy tentacle bitch.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Leave the mask guy alone!
He just wants to relax and be lazy, like me!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:40 PM
He can turn keys... into guns!
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 03:40 PM
I don't know about lazy...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:40 PM
And this... is a big key...
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 03:40 PM
I know.
Speaking of.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Haha...
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:40 PM
woow.......
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Big key means big gun, yeah. I know.
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 03:40 PM
And why would you need a big gun right before the finale?
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 03:41 PM
(edited)
🔺 Phanto Mask instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:41 PM
Good BYE!
HAHAHAAAAAA!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:41 PM
Honestly, there's worse things to worry about.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:41 PM
Geez what's so funny to you all the time
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:41 PM
Than some guy wavin' a big gun around, anyways.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:41 PM
I'm going to DIE!
HAHAA!
Isn't that.... hilarious?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:42 PM
And besides, I'm on community service. Playwrights would lynch me if I even tried to kill any of youse.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:42 PM
How do you know that?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:42 PM
Come, now...
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:42 PM
...really?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:42 PM
Look at me.
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 03:42 PM
youse
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:42 PM
I'm covered in wounds!
And... your group of friends... wants to take me down!
Spark told me... many times!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:43 PM
Nyar's here, and there's that guy talkin' about pullin' out a nuke...
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:43 PM
Oh wait I misheard, I'm stupid yeah you might die
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:43 PM
YES!
HAHAAAA!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:43 PM
Wait who's talking about pulling out a nuke??
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 03:43 PM
Right. The nuke.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:43 PM
Patches...
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 03:44 PM
@​Patches, what was that about?
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:44 PM
What the hell is with you guys and nukes
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:44 PM
I haven't seen that guy all game!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:44 PM
The only "nuke" I need is the microwave!!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:44 PM
True...
Patches... showed up from nowhere... and wants to blow everybody up!
HAHAA!
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:45 PM
I think the guy was talkin' about it bein' some kinda "grand finale"?
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:45 PM
It's not my job to work the theater anymore but I feel I have to stop this
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:45 PM
I barely know this guy! Hahaa!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:45 PM
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:45 PM
He... might be bluffing, mind you.
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:46 PM
Not because it's the right thing to do, I'm just not trying to deal with another nuke
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:46 PM
I dunno a nuke might not kill me so I'm less worried but I'll still try stop this
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:46 PM
I don't know if he.. can do it.
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:46 PM
No this guys got crazy eyes
He's gonna fucking do it
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:46 PM
Yeah, I haven't seen the guy in my life.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:46 PM
Hahaaa!
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:46 PM
He's like a younger version of me
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:46 PM
He might do it, he might not.
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:46 PM
He's a mini me
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:47 PM
Reminds me of PI. A whole lot of IMAGINATION, packed up inside an unstable bottle.
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:47 PM
I will nuke the stage
I will free us
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:47 PM
What
Why
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:47 PM
I don't even know what that MEANS!
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:47 PM
Idk
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:47 PM
HAHAA!
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:47 PM
You see what I mean
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:47 PM
I'm gonna go insane from you people
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:47 PM
They're serious
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:48 PM
That's funny...
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:48 PM
Its the gms fault for giving me the nuclear option
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 03:48 PM
I've seen you summon bananas. How can you summon a nuke?
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:48 PM
And here I thought we were going to wind down after that trial
Fuck
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:48 PM
Oh shit, another guy talkin' about GMs?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:48 PM
Hahaa!
I nearly want to beat him up!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:48 PM
Oh my god are you also on about how everything is some emergent narrative engine or whatever
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:49 PM
...
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:49 PM
What? No
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:49 PM
I think we need a retrial
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:49 PM
I just think we need to give this stage the ending it deserves
By nuking it
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:49 PM
Nuclear fire?
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:49 PM
Surely there's a better way to destroy the stage that doesn't involve nuking it
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:49 PM
An actual nuke
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:49 PM
I mean, I'm not a fan - but you do you, I guess.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:49 PM
So you just... show up from nowhere... and nuke the stage without asking anyone?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:49 PM
Please do not destroy the stage!
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:49 PM
I think this is gonna be baller
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:49 PM
HAHAAA!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:50 PM
People kind of need that.
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:50 PM
I wont nuke the stage dont worry
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:50 PM
Then - what are you plannin' on nuking?
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:50 PM
The stage
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:50 PM
What?
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:50 PM
Very direct
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:50 PM
⁉️
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:50 PM
No I see what the guys saying
He's gonna nuke the stage
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
I see....
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
Mr. Rotten...
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
Its not a literal nuke
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
He's serious I can tell by the way he looks (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
Do you still have your net?
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
Its a metaphorical one
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
this is stupid
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
He's got the crazy eyes
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
⁉️
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
The mech can shoot nets!
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
The nuke is in my eyes and the moves i do on the stage
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:51 PM
Can it shoot nukes?
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:52 PM
Also i can pull a literal nuke out of thin air
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 30-Mar-22 03:52 PM
dont
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:52 PM
Of course not!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:53 PM
Please do not... nuke the stage.
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:53 PM
Damn that's unfortunate
It would've been a cool mech
You could've called it something like
Metal Gear
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:53 PM
Why don't you... net the guy?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:53 PM
Oh, that's a cool name.
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 03:53 PM
Most gears are made of metal.
True 1
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 03:54 PM
Kinda reminds me of the... uh... Candy Mechas that PI used to make.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:54 PM
Actually... I'm realizing that my frog could nuke the stage.
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 03:54 PM
by fucking 'mir why are you all insane
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:54 PM
Well, we never did give it a name...
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:54 PM
Maybe he could stop it?
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:54 PM
Why don't we call it METAL GEAR ROTTEN?!
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 03:55 PM
I like it
Metal Gear Rotten it is
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:55 PM
Haha...
@​Froggie...
Could you... imagine up a very strong box... around Patches?
Next phase!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:56 PM
Heyyy!!!
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:56 PM
Is the gear guilty
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:57 PM
I helped make a big part of it I want some credit too!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:57 PM
Metal Zoe Rotten...
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:57 PM
Although metal gear rotten is a sick ass name and putting anything more in it would kinda ruin it.....
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 03:57 PM
Zoe Gear Rotten?
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 03:57 PM
Nah I'm fine with having my instagram written on it
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 03:58 PM
Haha...
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 03:59 PM
Robby do you want a nuke
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:00 PM
I won't allow... anyone to interrupt my performance.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 04:00 PM
yeah give it to him so you don't have it or something
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:00 PM
Patches... when are you nuking the stage?
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 04:00 PM
just don't like....... hurt anyone
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:00 PM
Next phase, yes?
I have a solution!
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 04:02 PM
No, i will nuke it only at the very end
After everyone has performed
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:03 PM
Yes... that is next phase.
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 04:03 PM
Exactly
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 04:45 PM
Alright, let’s talk about the show.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:45 PM
Hm...
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 04:45 PM
There you are.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:45 PM
I will be participating...
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 04:45 PM
yawn
I've done enough for one day
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 04:45 PM
I’m giving you all as much creative freedom as a director can give.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:46 PM
Hahaa!
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 04:46 PM
All the freedom?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:46 PM
I will be... doing my performance last.
Closing on the death of a... villain!
HAHA!
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 04:46 PM
Anything you all would like to do onstage this phase as part of the play, you may.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:46 PM
Very well...
I will take inspiration from our beloved... cat.
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 04:47 PM
I'll help as planned.
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 04:51 PM
You’ll be broadcasting it, yes?
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 04:53 PM
Yes. I considered asking the frog to do it, but with recent revelations I think its better I stay here.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:54 PM
Oh...?
Froggie was going to anyhow!
I asked him!
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 04:55 PM
Ah, is that so?
I suppose two people broadcasting couldn’t hurt.
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 04:56 PM
Actually… could someone like… blindfold me somehow..? I’m not sure if I want to witness this whole thing…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:56 PM
Ah...
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Jay Finch BOT 30-Mar-22 04:56 PM
I could probably do that!
Are we really sure we want to just, bomb the whole theatre?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:57 PM
Oh... I have something against that... Mr. Finch.
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 04:57 PM
It’s ok, that’s a valid concern, frog.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:57 PM
I wouldn't want this fine establishment to turn to dust!
What if I want to burn it down MYSELF?
HAHAAA!
...I won't. I'll be dead.
But... I would hate for Froggie to be hurt, yes.
I have something against this... "Patches" fellow that is sure to work.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 04:58 PM
WHAT???????
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:58 PM
@​Froggie, I will give you an item... this phase.
Be sure to use it... on Patches, next phase.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 04:59 PM
I don't pay attention for ONE second and you guys talk about BOMBING again
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 04:59 PM
Hahaa!
I am explaining... that it isn't an issue, Miss Zoe.
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 04:59 PM
They’re insane, I tell you!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 05:00 PM
HOw so
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 05:00 PM
Froggie.. will stop it!
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 05:00 PM
What..?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 05:00 PM
You heard me.
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 05:00 PM
Maybe we should have put you on trial smirk2
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 05:01 PM
I wanted to try stop it but if you really do have a plan then sure
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 05:01 PM
Hahaa!
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Godot BOT 30-Mar-22 05:01 PM
...
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 05:06 PM
It seems as if my operation to round up actors for my play has been a massive success!
Remember that really special thing I mentioned before? That would happen if I got 10 other people following my lead?
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 05:07 PM
nope
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 05:07 PM
I... sort of do.
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 05:08 PM
Well, we’re almost at that number. We might be there already, for all I know! All I need is for one more person to demonstrate interest in my production!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 05:11 PM
Well I...... could help.... it's next phase, not this one right?
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Jay Finch BOT 30-Mar-22 05:11 PM
You mean the big production at the end of next phase, right?
Cuz if so I'm in on it!
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 05:12 PM
Well, that’s the thing, there’s two big productions! And mine debuts at the end of this phase.
Oh boy, I haven’t been this excited in so long!
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Jay Finch BOT 30-Mar-22 05:13 PM
Well I suppose I could join... what exactly is this "really special thing"?
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 05:14 PM
You will see soon enough. It has to do with harnessing my directorial talent.
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Godot BOT 30-Mar-22 05:25 PM
You...
WHY
pls
We had something together!
We won that case....
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Yes and?
I had to some business to take care of
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 05:28 PM
Woah! Cruel rejection!
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 05:29 PM
That man was going to shoot one of us if i had not taken care of him
You knew how trigger happy he was
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 05:32 PM
Oh, if the frog is already broadcasting, that gives me more freedom.
I'm going get something settled. I may be back before phase end... I may not.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 05:33 PM
Very well!
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 05:36 PM
I see.
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 05:36 PM
(edited)
🔺 Sado instantly moved to ??? 👁️ (But they can still VIEW this channel!)
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 05:48 PM
HAAAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!
AAAhem
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 05:48 PM
What's so funny?
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 05:49 PM
Now, of course, I'm wondering where the hell are these people moving to!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 05:49 PM
You know, ME TOO!
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 05:49 PM
I keep seeing them doing this since the beginning of the play, without any explaination!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 05:49 PM
I'd have tried to figure it out, but I'm too lazy!
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 05:49 PM
Oho!
I know EXACTLY what to do, yes!
One final way to enact my bloodlust, before I do what must be done!
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 05:50 PM
Uh-huh.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 05:51 PM
Oh...?
HaHA!
Lots of people... performing, eh?
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 05:52 PM
Of course, after all, the final performance is on the thirteenth phase?
How fitting... Yes, verily.
As the 13th Dead Apostle Ancestor, this is only fitting, although I am also currently first and foremost the Princess of the True Ancestor.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 05:54 PM
Dude what
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 05:54 PM
Dude what [2]
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 05:54 PM
HAHAHA! Of course, of course! Humans would not know about such fundamental things.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 05:54 PM
A... good performance, I believe this means.
Very... entertaining, yes.
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 05:55 PM
I am preparing the greatest of performances.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 05:55 PM
I will be watching... from beyond the shadow of Death.
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 05:55 PM
One that will influence the fate of humanity itself.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 05:55 PM
Zoe throws her hands up into the air and sighs Dude nah I'm just so done
I'm an eldritch timeless deity whatever anyone here's gonna do will probably not affect me too greatly I'll just help my friends do whatever it is they wanna do
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 05:57 PM
(edited)
🔺 Zoe instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:00 PM
So uh. What exactly am I doing..?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 06:00 PM
Well, I'm gettin' up on stage and I'm gonna try and shoot the shit out of that Patches guy.
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 06:01 PM
What's with all the violence?! Why can't everyone just be lazy!
I'll need an EXTRA-LONG NAP back in my lair when this is all over!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:02 PM
Ah...
Froggie!
I will be giving you something... a friend of mine offered.
Be sure to use it on Patches... next phase.
Haha...
See... I found something for you to do!
You'll be... saving the theatre! HAHAA!
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:04 PM
Are we sure that’s needed?
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 06:04 PM
Yeah I'm getting the hell out of here
Fuck this shit
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:04 PM
It feels like others are already handling it…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:04 PM
Worry not, Froggie.
It won't... hurt him.
You'll see...
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 06:04 PM
I talked a lot of shit about doing my job but honestly
Sometimes running is the best move
Abandon ship and all that shit yknow
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:05 PM
And for this phase!
You will be broadcasting, of course.
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 06:05 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Zoe appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:05 PM
Uhm… what if the nuke happens this phase?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
I doubt it will! The Patches fellow... said he'll wait until everybody has performed.
Including Kuro... next phase.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
I'm not movin' from this spot till the credits roll.
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
You trust the person who threatened to nuke us all?
Okay..
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
(wait is the show this phase?)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
(no)
(but there's a show)
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
(There’s a show this phase AND next phase)
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 06:06 PM
(oh, so THE show is next phase)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:07 PM
(ye)
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:07 PM
(There’s two shows but the show is next phase)
(The Final Show)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:07 PM
Ahaa...
My grand hour approaches, for me!
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:08 PM
I guess… if something catastrophic happens here, maybe Zoe could fix it?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:08 PM
Oh, mayhaps...
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:08 PM
Zoe has the past changing thing…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:08 PM
Yes!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 06:09 PM
Oh, well if I know it happens I won't. That's why I have this blindfold, and I would PROBABLY notice being hit by a nuclear warhead (edited)
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:09 PM
I have experienced it... FIRST HAND! HAHAAA!
And... Froggie.
If Patches is taken care of... Or even if not, if you have the time...
Be sure to enjoy the final show... Alright?
Maybe participate in it, too...
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:10 PM
Well… you can’t really be sure if any hit you experience is caused by a nuke..
Hmm?
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 06:10 PM
Oh my god you're so smart
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:11 PM
Like what if I said that maybe I’ll hit you?
Then if you get hit by something, you won’t know if it was the nuke or me!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Yeah no no don't worry I already have an idea Also, not to be mean, but I don't think I could mistake your punch for a nuclear blast lmao
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
HAHA!
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
I do have imagination powers…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
This frog... has the ability to summon anything it thinks of.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Ooh, don't tell me more
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Okay..!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:12 PM
Well...
Anything reasonable.
Maybe... not a nuke.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 06:13 PM
thanks, ASSHOLE
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:13 PM
HAHA!
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:13 PM
Why’d you say that..?
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:13 PM
I had started already!
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:13 PM
But she had clearly asked to not get told anything more…
Oh well…
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:14 PM
Hahaa!
Remember, to take your strings back.
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:14 PM
Alright.
I did film Zoe changing the past by the way.. so I suppose I could try it too… (edited)
But I imagine all the same rules would apply.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 06:15 PM
Probably
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:15 PM
Mhm...
Well!
You'll receive my "solution" soon enough.
It is a gift... from a friend.
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:16 PM
If you say so…
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Godot BOT 30-Mar-22 06:30 PM
But murder shouldn't be stopped by murder.
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 06:32 PM
I simply put him to sleep
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Godot BOT 30-Mar-22 06:32 PM
...
I asked before, but how do you like your coffee?
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Look, we have Coyote Smith, Dan isn't as good
Black
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Yeah asshole I'm back
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Godot BOT 30-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Not you. (edited)
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 06:33 PM
Nice knife by the way
Is there a single person in this theater who can actually use a knife with skill?
First we had the fucking girl with the knife and she's fucling dead
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Godot BOT 30-Mar-22 06:34 PM
I hope you have a good reaction, pal.
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 06:34 PM
Now we have this fuck spinning it around like he owns the place
I'm seeing a trend with people who think they're hot shit with a knife ending up dead
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 06:39 PM
You people should just be watching your backs
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Godot BOT 30-Mar-22 06:39 PM
You make it seem like it's our fault for getting stabbed
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 06:42 PM
Skill Issue
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:43 PM
Out of... curiosity... why are you stabbing people at random?
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 06:43 PM
Oh my god
Its ze spy
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 30-Mar-22 06:43 PM
omegapensiver
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 06:44 PM
‼️🔻 Spark appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX! (edited)
Spark
🔹spark-board 👁️VISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast. 🔹super-staff 👁️VISIBLE With this staff, Spark becomes super-powered! He can channel electricity no matter where he is, and pass it through multiple targets at once! 🔹mild-exhaustion 👁️VISIBLE Spark seems a bit tired from the all-out assault he pulled off! moved from: directors-box
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 30-Mar-22 06:44 PM
Max’s show is this phase is it not? He didn’t tell me what I was supposed to do.
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 06:45 PM
It's a strange knife, Need to bring up that counter you know.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:45 PM
....Counter?
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 06:45 PM
Ambassador headshot moment
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 06:45 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Phanto Mask appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:46 PM
HahaHA!
Oh...
I do believe it's time for the show...!
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 06:48 PM
(edited)
🔺 Trainee Chef instantly moved to DIRECTORS-BOX
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Spark BOT 30-Mar-22 06:48 PM
...Well, I hope you're ready.
Actually, it'd be better if you weren't, but whatever.
This ends now.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:49 PM
HAHAA!
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 06:49 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Trainee Chef appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:49 PM
I'm going to put up... one HELL of a performance!
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Spark BOT 30-Mar-22 06:51 PM
Good wordplay, seeing as you're headed there.
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Nyarlathotep BOT 30-Mar-22 06:51 PM
HAHAAA!
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 06:52 PM
Whatever you like!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 30-Mar-22 06:53 PM
Ah, I see.
The time is almost Among Us.
I mean upon us.
Let’s hope this goes well.
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Froggie BOT 30-Mar-22 06:55 PM
(can someone assassinate Lincoln we need to fix the timeline)
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Robbiela Rottinov BOT 30-Mar-22 06:55 PM
(LMAO)
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 06:57 PM
Hypothetically speaking if someone did want to assassinate the president I have experience in that
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 06:57 PM
Who are you again
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 06:57 PM
I can't wait, livestock has no right to be able to escape from my grasp!
I'll have to teach them a lesson!
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Who the hell are you is a better question
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 30-Mar-22 06:58 PM
I don’t like where this is going.
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Don't worry, no one's contracted me to kill you yet
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 30-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Or what it implies.
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 06:58 PM
Yet
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 30-Mar-22 06:59 PM
Am I supposed to be happy about that
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Coyote Smith BOT 30-Mar-22 07:00 PM
What you expect me to tell you if you're supposed to be happy or not?
Make up your own goddamn mind, you're a fucking president after all
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Not like that title means much nowadays
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 07:01 PM
That applies to me aswell, I have not been contracted to kill anyone here
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 30-Mar-22 07:01 PM
LOCK
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 30-Mar-22 07:51 PM
The tree sure is a tree!
It's an excellent tree.
True 2
Trainee Chef sets their camera rolling, then looks away.
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Kurukuru BOT 30-Mar-22 08:25 PM
Nyarlathotep takes center stage.
Spark tenses up as the horror begins to... sing?
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 30-Mar-22 08:31 PM
As Problem Sleuth walks down the stairs off the stage...
The Spy appears at the top of them!
He jumps off the stairs and trickstabs Sleuth!
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But as he does so, Coyote and Godot team up on him. (edited)
Godot throws a burning hot coffee at him, and Coyote shoots him in the leg! (edited)
No-Face notices that Robbie is out of banana peels!
It laughs maniacally.
"I WILL BE NUMBER ONE!"
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It shrieks as it dives on Robbie, slashing at him with its claws.
Not yet satisfied, it turns its attention towards Robbie and Zoe's mech...
And tears it to pieces!
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 09:40 PM
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❓ Zepia Eltnam Oberon moved to ??? 🔸 Omen stayed here. 🔸 The Spy stayed here. 🔸 Abraham Lincoln stayed here. 🔸 Patches stayed here. 🔸 Tree stayed here. ➡️ Nagisa Furukawa moved to audience 🔸 Godot stayed here. 🔸 ??? stayed here. 🔸 Robbie Rotten stayed here. ➡️ Garcian Smith moved to lobby 🔸 Kurukuru stayed here. 🔸 Jay Finch stayed here. 🔸 Bamboo stayed here. 🔸 Problem Sleuth stayed here. 🔸 Max Bialystok stayed here. 🔸 No-Face stayed here. 🔸 Max Stirner stayed here. 🔸 Zoe stayed here. 🔸 Spark stayed here. 🔸 Phanto Mask stayed here. 🔸 Trainee Chef stayed here.
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Pinned a message.
-----Phase 13----- STAGE The stage is unlit, lights pointed down from the rafters failing to shine. However, the stage needs no lighting to show majesty. A haunted house stands in the middle of a grand city, covered in webs and bones and all sorts of spooky decorations! A series of mirrors surrounds the house, making it hard to see what's real and what's not! The sky is burning, and the walls are aflame with a green fire. On top of the ship, a giant mech stands, piloted by Robbie Rotten and Zoe! Next to the mech, the Mystery Machine is parked. Wait- There are TWO mystery machines! The remains of Patches' Satch and Fatch, to the side of the stage, have been turned into a makeshift fort! It's covered in rotten tomatoes, and lit with a greenish flame! From a distance, you can see the audience, vague figures chatting among themselves about the outcome of the first scene. Above the audience, the directors box sits, watching through one-way glass. Beneath the box, and throughout the audience, carriages of a train are strewn, smashed into the walls and floors. The area does not seem very structurally integral. A load of the audience members are friends of Cathode, here to support him! A cloud of smoke covers the stage. It seems that no sound can penetrate it. A single rope is climbable up to the RAFTERS, or you can slip through the curtain to the BACKSTAGE. Corridors lead out to the LOBBY and DRESSING ROOM. Additionally, you can instantly move to the DIRECTORS-BOX and the AUDIENCE. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825715272907358221/951105283139203092/wp-content.jpg
Spark
🔹spark-board 👁️VISIBLE A really cool surfboard! It seems like whoever has it can move around about... twice as fast. 🔹super-staff 👁️VISIBLE With this staff, Spark becomes super-powered! He can channel electricity no matter where he is, and pass it through multiple targets at once! 🔹mild-exhaustion 👁️VISIBLE Spark seems a bit tired from the all-out assault he pulled off! 🔹bruises 👁️VISIBLE Spark is battered and bruised from being slammed all over!
Omen
🔹couch 👁️VISIBLE It's a really comfy wheeled couch, that you can sit on and move around! Sat on this, any minor mental troubles will melt away... 🔹burns 👁️VISIBLE Horrible, painful burns cover his body.
No-Face
A huge raving monster with many faces. Dragon wings, masks, and unspeakable evils. 🔹minor-burns 👁️VISIBLE No-Face is jolted by an electrial shock!
Max Bialystok
🔹sauerkraut 👁️VISIBLE It's a delicious looking dish of sauerkraut with a side of traditional German sausage, cooked with the utmost amount of care and dedication. Though, it seems somewhat empty. Definitely not enough for a full meal.
The Spy
spah 🔹coffee-bag 👁️VISIBLE It's a bag of coffee beans! 🔹legwound 👁️VISIBLE The Spy is bleeding out of a hole in his leg! 🔹coffeeburn 👁️VISIBLE The Spy is covered in scalding hot coffee!
Abraham Lincoln
The 13th President of the United States
Phanto Mask
🔹key 💪BIG 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a big, red, flashing key! This key could open anything - like, anything anything! That includes things that... probably shouldn't be opened.
Patches
🔹bananas 👁️VISIBLE 🤝GIVEABLEA clump of bananas that sparkle with a weird glow! 🔹bullet-holes 👁️VISIBLE Patches has been pumped full of lead, yet he's just about hanging on! 🔹burns 👁️VISIBLE Horrible, painful burns cover his body.
Tree
a bare willow tree, it has a sticky note stuck on it that says "I heart U" whoever stuck it on the tree must have been very affectionate. I mean, it's not like the willow could have... Like it's a tree it can't write or stick notes on things... Can it? 🔹red-glyph 👁️VISIBLE The mark of Halmarut, Ascian Overlord.
Trainee Chef
forg 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! 🔹strings 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE It's a really, REALLY long set of strings connecting to Trainee Chef! It seems like whoever is holding them can exert some degree of control over the chef.
Author icon Nagisa Furukawa
👁️ VIEWING ONLY 👁️
Kuro
(he/him) A tall, slim man with slicked black hair. Wears glasses and a black suit. 🔹black-duffel 👁️VISIBLE It's a large, black duffel bag! What could be inside? 🔹backstab 👁️VISIBLE Kuro is bandaged up, and his wound has stopped bleeding. It doesn't seem to affect him much anymore. 🔹swirling-coffee 👁️VISIBLE It's a good looking cup of coffee! It seems to be stirring itself, somehow.
Godot
Godot, Prosecutor and Coffee Connoisseur.
???
behold a sorcerer of eld, tremble before my glory 🔹recruits 👁️VISIBLE Two audience members recruited by Solus - a man in a white suit, and a girl with a baseball bat. 🔹half-mask 👁️VISIBLE It's hard to see the face of the person wearing this mask. 🔹guitar 👁️VISIBLE It's an old-looking electric guitar! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo?
Zoe
she/her 🔹ȏ̴͘i̸͋͑ĺ̶͑t̸̛̑s̴̈́͐ṕ̸͝ 👁️VISIBLE it's... It's, uh... It's something. Probably. Potentially. If you had a better understanding of the eldritch, you'd probably know a lot better. 🔹zoe-dress 👁️VISIBLE It's a hella classy dress! Whilst wearing this, you gain +5 to any rolls involving charisma! 🔹blindfold 👁️VISIBLE It seems Zoe is unable to see any rollover that happens whilst blindfolded! 🔹lash 👁️VISIBLE Zoe is cut all over with lashes.
Valvatti
Buy my book, Runouden puoli vuosisataa, out in stores now. 🔹acoustic-guitar 👁️VISIBLE You can play any number of songs on this! 🔹accordion 👁️VISIBLE It's an old-looking accordion! It still plays excellently, though prodding it hard makes it feel like its made of some sort of goo? 🔹growth 👁️VISIBLE It's a strange growth. It's kind of bydo-y?
Robbie Rotten
🔹triple-trouble 👁️VISIBLE It's Bobby, Tobby and Flobby Rotten! Three guys in striped purple suits, matching the appearance of Robbie Rotten exactly. 🔹bruise 👁️VISIBLE There's a comically oversized bruise on Robbie's forehead. ...And Bobby's. And Tobby's. And Flobby's. All in the exact same spot. 🔹owner-outfit 👁️VISIBLE An outfit worn by the owner of this theatre! Whoever is wearing it can re-cast people, changing their roles or archetypes with their consent. 🔹great-slash 👁️VISIBLE Robbie's outfit has been torn up with the slash of a great beast!
Author icon Max Stirner
👁️ VIEWING ONLY 👁️
Kurukuru
🔹lacerated 👁️VISIBLE Kurukuru is covered in slashes, all over his body.
Jay Finch
Bydo System Alpha
A large mass of slimy flesh and twisted steel, over 16 meters long. Hovers using thrusters embedded in its flesh. Its front has irregular gelatinous, glassy person sized blue blobs as "eyes". It has fleshy tendrils, each as thick as a narrow tree and longer than a person 🔹bydo-force 💪BIG 👁️VISIBLE A big orb that glows with blue and yellow lights! It hangs off of Alpha. 🔹blue-crystal 👁️VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright blue! 🔹yellow-crystal 👁️VISIBLE It's a crystal that glows bright yellow!
Bamboo
superhellaswaggyballisticXDhelladopeness
Problem Sleuth
A monochrome detective dressed all in white. It appears he's dressed in a tuxedo, and has candy corns for fangs. Watch out - he's looking to kill. He/Him pronouns, talks in "Proper punctuation, and grammar - for the most part." 🔹candy-corn-revolver 👁️VISIBLE A gun that shoots... candy?? Nevertheless, it looks pretty deadly! It'll do decent damage to a single target, but it only has six shots! 🔹gambit-schema 👁️VISIBLE A slightly out-of-date pumpkin. Carved into it is Problem Sleuth's face! 🔹ink 👁️VISIBLE It's a bottle of INK OF SQUID PRO QUO! 🔹eldritch-scar 👁️VISIBLE There is a festering scar from when you got whipped by Nyarlathotep's tentacles. 🔹candy-corn 👁️VISIBLE 🖕TAKEABLE Two delicious, precious candy corns! Better make sure nobody takes them. 🔹sleuth-backstab 👁️VISIBLE Sleuth's bleeding from a knife wound to his back!
@Spark @Omen @No-Face @Max Bialystok @The Spy @Abraham Lincoln @Phanto Mask @Patches @Tree @Trainee Chef @Kuro @Godot @??? @Zoe @Valvatti @Robbie Rotten @Max Stirner @Kurukuru @Jay Finch @Bydo System Alpha @Bamboo @Problem Sleuth
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 09:41 PM
What the fuck was that
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 09:41 PM
Greetings, everyone.
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Was that it?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Fuckin'...
KNIFE! IN MY BACK!
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 09:42 PM
Lol lmao
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 30-Mar-22 09:42 PM
(hey! theres a lot of people here again. weve opened the moveinstant to the audience up again, as well as the directors box. please make use of those to ensure its not too chaotic)
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Spark BOT 30-Mar-22 09:43 PM
Huff....
Hrrgh... Spark collapses.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 09:44 PM
You alright, Spark?
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Spark BOT 30-Mar-22 09:44 PM
...Never been b-better.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 30-Mar-22 09:44 PM
MY ROBOT!!!
AND MY DISGUISE!
YOU RUINED IT!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Well, we're almost done here, if it's any consolation.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 09:44 PM
Looks like Metal Gear Rotten's been destroyed. Damn shame.
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 09:45 PM
Well, what'd you all think of my production...?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 09:45 PM
It was everything you'd hoped it'd be, as I understand it. And that's what matters, right?
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 09:45 PM
it was a show
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Max grins.
Kuro understands.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 09:46 PM
Sorry I didn't take part. I thought the director role would override my prop designer abilities, and that I wouldn't be able to participate regardless. As it turns out, that isn't the case.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 30-Mar-22 09:46 PM
It was fine UNTIL THE END! WHEN EVERYTHING GOT RUINED!
Listen, you big blobby... guy... thing!
I'm going to prove ONCE AND FOR ALL that you will NEVER be Number One!
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 09:47 PM
At least you spared yourself the embarrassment!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 30-Mar-22 09:47 PM
Me and my assistants... WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 09:48 PM
I am glad we seem to have quite a turnout for the grand finale.
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Spark BOT 30-Mar-22 09:48 PM
T-that...wasn't it...you say?
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Emet-Selch BOT 30-Mar-22 09:49 PM
We still have one last show, its true
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 09:49 PM
I've a task left to complete that will hopefully be accomplished by one final production. Then you may at last take your bows and exit stage left.
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Robbie Rotten BOT 30-Mar-22 09:49 PM
I'm headed back to Lazy Town... right after I put a stop to this big monster's nonsense!
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Spark BOT 30-Mar-22 09:49 PM
W-we can escape...right? The maze is blown up...and Stirner is dead...
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
This production is the escape.
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No Face BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
AAAARG
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
And I can retire to Rio de Janeiro once and for all!
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Robbie Rotten BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
(max is going to brazil 😳 )
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
It seems like all the pieces have fallen into place
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No Face BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
No, i am definitely NUMBER ONE
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Robbie Rotten BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
NO!
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No Face BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
NO!
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
No?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
You're just a big fat NOBODY!
You need to STOP COPYING ME
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No Face BOT 30-Mar-22 09:50 PM
You're just a big fat NOBODY!
You need to STOP COPYING ME
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Robbie Rotten BOT 30-Mar-22 09:51 PM
AND BE YOUR OWN PERSON FOR ONCE!
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No Face BOT 30-Mar-22 09:51 PM
AND BE YOUR - what?
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Robbie Rotten BOT 30-Mar-22 09:51 PM
I'm unique! No one is like me!
But that's true for EVERYBODY
EVEN YOU!
You don't HAVE to copy me, you big buffoon!
You can be a villain your own way if you want! Or not even a villain at all!
Just leave ME alone!
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 09:52 PM
I can ignore the bullet in my leg but i cannot ignore the coffee on my coat
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No Face BOT 30-Mar-22 09:52 PM
noface
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 09:53 PM
This coat was 15,000 dollars
I expect a check in the mail godot
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Robbie Rotten BOT 30-Mar-22 09:53 PM
I guess the moral of the story is -
Don't buy such expensive coats! HAH!
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Hey hey!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 09:53 PM
Hello, Zoe.
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Spark BOT 30-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Zoe...! Thanks...for that.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 09:54 PM
Yeah no worries
I'm just really tired... I'm not used to one huge shenanigan that takes.... I don't even know how long we've been here...
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 09:55 PM
Time is relative in a place like this.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 09:55 PM
I never thought I'd say this but I wanna go back to school!!! (edited)
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 09:55 PM
No, I can do only do so much with my money besides it sitting in my Swiss Bank Account
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 09:55 PM
I would believe the best way to summarize it is we've been here "a while".
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 09:56 PM
Eh, I have another one back home
Still, My coat
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 09:58 PM
Ugh hope I don't miss summer camp, or Y'know.. Monster Camp Zoe Playable character DLC available now for like 3 bucks
or something
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 10:00 PM
So, to reiterate my announcement, I will not regulate what you do for this play, if you wish to take part. I only ask you put your heart and soul into it. If you would like to discuss finer details of what I can do to make the production better for you, feel free.
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 10:01 PM
Kuro, when you say escape, do you mean, we flee into the maze?
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Emet-Selch BOT 30-Mar-22 10:02 PM
I say we make this last show one for the ages
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Put simply... no.
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Emet-Selch BOT 30-Mar-22 10:02 PM
Before we all go back to our own worlds I would at least hope to leave a lasting impression on all of you
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 10:02 PM
I will help with the show by just being here for everyone, and providing friendship rays
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 10:03 PM
So how do we make our grand exit
Do we appease the entity that has us trapped here?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 10:04 PM
We'll slip through the cracks of reality.
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Hey well done, by the way, Spark.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Yeah!
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 10:04 PM
Hope me taking a blow for you helped in the end.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 10:05 PM
//taking hits like its dead by daylight.....
//nobody will get this
//it is alright
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 10:06 PM
So, what exactly do you want us to do? @​Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans
I can't say I'm a very creative man.
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Spark BOT 30-Mar-22 10:06 PM
Hh...Well, thanks. It's...what I do. I'm allowed to say that, right? It's been at least twice? Not so often I get so much help though.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 10:07 PM
I want a show of passion. If you cannot think of anything, what if you were to simply... Speak of what you've witnessed here? Tell your story, you know?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 30-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Oh, goddamnit. Not more metanarrative bullshit.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 10:07 PM
Understandable reaction.
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Oh, good! I love metanarrative bullshit!
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 10:08 PM
I was in a coma for most of this story
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 10:08 PM
Uhh. That's going to be a tall ask, but I suppose I can try... It's the only shot I've got...
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Robbie Rotten BOT 30-Mar-22 10:08 PM
I met a narrative the other day!
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 10:08 PM
(Patches has a knack for that)
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 10:09 PM
‼️🔻 Sado appeared from ???! (edited)
Sado
Human-looking woman in a black-and-red suit and top hat, with a permanent wide grin. Her voice is different every time she speaks. She's glitching around the edges. 🔹hex 👁️VISIBLE A source of infinite, terrifying power. 🔹axe 👁️VISIBLE It's a large axe! It seems heavy and sharp. moved from: in-between
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Hello, Sado.
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 10:09 PM
‼️🔻 Zepia Eltnam Oberon appeared from ???! (edited)
Zepia Eltnam Oberon
A broken man. Blood sprays from his eyes, like a fountain. 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! 🔹eye-blood 👁️VISIBLE Blood is seeping from Zepia's eyes! moved from: in-between
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 10:09 PM
Ohh, I can't wait to get back to my office once this is all over! I'll never have to see any of you fools again!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 10:09 PM
And, I don't believe I know your name.
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 10:10 PM
My contribution to the play worked, hehe.
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 10:10 PM
Livestock, the one who stands in front of you goes by the title of Princess of the True Ancestors, and by the name Arcueid Brunestud.
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 10:11 PM
wrong take
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 10:11 PM
That it did. And perhaps I might send a bit of my cash your way...
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Zoe BOT 30-Mar-22 10:11 PM
I will now space out for a couple of hours
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 10:11 PM
@​Arcueid Brunestud i will encase you in cement
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Spark BOT 30-Mar-22 10:11 PM
I'm so sick of it. Next time I see someone from that "Co-Written" story, I'm just peacing out myself.
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 30-Mar-22 10:11 PM
Tonight, you will attend the final play, the final act of the TATARI.
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Phanto Mask BOT 30-Mar-22 10:12 PM
...I think I'd like to go sightseeing somewhere. Any cities anyone would recommend?
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 10:12 PM
I hear Rio's very nice! Maybe we'll bump into each other there!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 30-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Washington DC is pretty cool
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Emet-Selch BOT 30-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Garlemald is a wonderful place if you dont mind the cold, or the traffic robots
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 10:13 PM
It is, too bad i exist there after youre gone
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 10:13 PM
If you ever stop by Syrup Village, you could tell them you know Klahadore. My old reputation should be worth something, if they never learn the truth of Kuro.
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Godot BOT 30-Mar-22 10:13 PM
I said think fast.
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 10:13 PM
Max pulls a stack of cash out of his pocket and gives it a kiss.
Mwah!
Ohohoh, I never thought this day would come!
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 10:14 PM
I've... never gone anywhere before, either.
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Emet-Selch BOT 30-Mar-22 10:14 PM
Of course if you have access to a time machine, I cannot reccomend Amaurot enough, though thats a pretty big if.
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Sado BOT 30-Mar-22 10:14 PM
I only truly became 'real' when I came here.
Maybe I'll go sightseeing too.
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 10:16 PM
After i leave here ill definitely set up shop somewhere more quiet
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Jay Finch BOT 30-Mar-22 10:17 PM
Holy shit! I'd like to personally apologize for almost blowing up the theater, I did not mean that!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 10:17 PM
They were beautiful fireworks.
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Jay Finch BOT 30-Mar-22 10:18 PM
Why thanks! he does a lil bow
I'm really glad to be outta here soon
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Patches BOT 30-Mar-22 10:19 PM
To be honest i wasnt ready to die, although i had no idea a labyrinth of all things was in this theatre (edited)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 10:19 PM
The other way round, really.
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Max Bialystock BOT 30-Mar-22 10:40 PM
No apology necessary! And I’d like to take partial credit.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 30-Mar-22 10:42 PM
Now, then, if you'll excuse me... I've got someone I've put off talking to long enough.
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 10:43 PM
‼️👁️🤐 Kuro can view (but not post) in this area!
(edited)
🔺 Kuro instantly moved to AUDIENCE 👁️ (But they can still VIEW this channel!)
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Spy BOT 30-Mar-22 10:43 PM
YES AND YOU RUINED MY JACKET
Regardless, I'm not going to stab you over something this petty
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Robbie Rotten BOT 30-Mar-22 10:50 PM
If you do mind, I guess you'd be Garle-MALDING! HA HA!
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 11:16 PM
‼️🔻 Ninetails appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX! (edited)
Ninetails
Hulking cream-coloured fox with nine writhing, swirling tails. Ink stains each of their tasseled tips like worn paintbrushes. Is that... just a mask, or is something bonded to their face? It's hard to say. 🔹red-smear 👁️VISIBLE There's a sticky red liquid smeared all across their face! 🔹painting 👁️VISIBLE It's a painting of Valvatti and Ninetails, sat together in a bar! moved from: directors-box
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MysteryBot BOT 30-Mar-22 11:53 PM
(edited)
‼️🔻 Kuro appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 31-Mar-22 12:07 AM
So, is anyone around and wanting to talk right now?
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Froggie BOT 31-Mar-22 12:09 AM
I'm not sure what there is to even talk about...
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 31-Mar-22 12:09 AM
Ah, Trainee Chef! Or... Little Puppet, or frog, or... What would you like me to call you?
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Froggie BOT 31-Mar-22 12:10 AM
Well... I guess it's Froggie.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 31-Mar-22 12:11 AM
Froggie it is, then. If you're not sure what to talk about, then... Well, we could discuss this final act, if you'd like. Are you up for participating?
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Froggie BOT 31-Mar-22 12:12 AM
I was asked to by Nyarlathotep…
Or at the very least enjoy it..
So sure. I’m up for it.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 31-Mar-22 12:13 AM
Is there something in particular you'd like to do for this show? You literally hold your own strings, now, of course.
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Froggie BOT 31-Mar-22 12:14 AM
Uhm.. I don’t really have anything in mind…
I do have these films… but I’m not sure if any of them would be good?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 31-Mar-22 12:17 AM
What's on them?
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Froggie BOT 31-Mar-22 12:17 AM
The first one is Stirner dragging me to their private room on phase 1.
Then I have three films of Zoe, consisting of making an umbrella, cheering for Spark, and writing in a notebook to change the past.
Finally I have a film of No Face spitting out green flames.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 31-Mar-22 12:20 AM
Writing in a notebook to change the past...
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Froggie BOT 31-Mar-22 12:20 AM
There’s some rules to it…
Which Zoe knows far better than I do…
I assume it can only change the previous phase? At least that’s how it was both times I saw it happen. (edited)
There’s also some clause about not knowing the outcome of the event being changed?
I think? (edited)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 31-Mar-22 12:23 AM
Well, naturally. That's the butterfly effect.
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Froggie BOT 31-Mar-22 12:25 AM
Either way, I don’t think it’s strong enough to fix anything substantial…
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Phanto Mask BOT 31-Mar-22 12:25 AM
What's there to be fixed? I think you'd be better off fixing a place that's more deserving.
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Emet-Selch BOT 31-Mar-22 12:27 AM
Maybe even Garlecoping and Garleseething
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 31-Mar-22 07:14 AM
(in case I super oversleep or am otherwise unavailable before rollover for some reason, just know that I do have the action submitted for doing the big ass play thing so it's not gonna just not happen or w/e just because I'm not responding or what have you)
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Zoe BOT 31-Mar-22 09:14 AM
No I think it can change anything. As long as you know it happened but don't know the result, you can change stuff
Wish I payed only half attention im history class I could do a lot....
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Robbie Rotten BOT 31-Mar-22 03:36 PM
Well boys, this is our last hurrah before we go back home!
And you know...
You didn't do half bad!
Well, maybe you did.
But you also did half good!
I think you all learned a little lesson in trickery.
Now let's go out with a big splash that'll go down in history!
And prove that WE are Number One!
LETSGOOOOOOO 2
HA HA HA!
And I guess I don't need this disguise any more now that it's all torn up...
Ahh, that's better!
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Zoe BOT 31-Mar-22 03:40 PM
Heyy! you're... alive and stuff!!
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Robbie and the Rottens BOT 31-Mar-22 03:41 PM
Of course I am!
It'll take more than that to beat ME!
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No Face BOT 31-Mar-22 03:41 PM
....must
eat
more
uuurrrrrrr
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Robbie and the Rottens BOT 31-Mar-22 03:42 PM
Hehehe...
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Valvatti BOT 31-Mar-22 03:43 PM
Time to tune my guitar one last time...
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A Willow Tree BOT 31-Mar-22 04:17 PM
tree
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MysteryBot BOT 31-Mar-22 04:18 PM
‼️👁️🤐 Sado can view (but not post) in this area!
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🔺 Sado instantly moved to AUDIENCE 👁️ (But they can still VIEW this channel!)
(edited)
‼️🔻 Sado appeared from DIRECTORS-BOX!
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Omen BOT 31-Mar-22 05:39 PM
Agreed
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MysteryBot BOT 31-Mar-22 05:46 PM
‼️🔻 Nagisa Furukawa appeared from AUDIENCE! (edited)
Nagisa Furukawa
A high-school-age girl. 🔹dango-costume 👁️VISIBLE It's a huge dango costume! It's so big, you can barely see Nagisa underneath it! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957754589506072626/958066626639589426/3So636KJAs8lsFw-vjb-XW1jvbNwammNadGsdSW7CAg.png moved from: audience
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 05:56 PM
Can I just say... Thank you all! I was so caught up in thinking i was human that i failed to see how truly bad humanity is!
It is a shame Nyarlathotep is no longer here, he deserves my greatest thanks! (edited)
the "voice" of alpha's telepathy is barely recognisable at this point, sounding garbled and demonic
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Omen BOT 31-Mar-22 06:00 PM
Agreed, humanity is truly a pitiful thing
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:01 PM
You get it! you understand!
The Bydo empire needs people like you!
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Omen BOT 31-Mar-22 06:03 PM
I- I'm probably going to be busy killing people
Though i guess I dont really have any plans for after this
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:04 PM
You can kill a TON of people in the bydo empire!
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Spy BOT 31-Mar-22 06:05 PM
Who the hell are you
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Omen BOT 31-Mar-22 06:05 PM
Hmmmm
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:06 PM
Just a soldier~
If that's not tempting enough, you get free travel throughout the Bydo empire's territory!
Which is ever expanding~
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Omen BOT 31-Mar-22 06:13 PM
That sounds... Very interesting
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:15 PM
Last i saw, We almost had Mars... but now, now i think we have all of it!
So what do you say? want to see the greatest empire? have ultimate power?
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Omen BOT 31-Mar-22 06:20 PM
Why not yknow
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:21 PM
That's what i like to hear! Finally some sanity
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Zoe BOT 31-Mar-22 06:27 PM
I'm not gonna question the recruiting to the clearly evil empire
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Omen BOT 31-Mar-22 06:27 PM
You seem like yhe only easonable creature in this place (edited)
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Zoe BOT 31-Mar-22 06:28 PM
//?
//i assume that is a typo or smth-
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 31-Mar-22 06:29 PM
Aoeogm aog Agkgoa a okf.
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Omen BOT 31-Mar-22 06:30 PM
(i m gonn cry)
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:31 PM
Do you want to join?
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 31-Mar-22 06:31 PM
I'm cognizant once again, for the record.
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Problem Sleuth BOT 31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
The spelling errors on display in here are making me cry, I swear.
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Zoe BOT 31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Not in my life
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Cringe.
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
Join the United States its cool
most of it
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Zoe BOT 31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
and my life is like infinire
also no the United States suck too!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
bro
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Zoe BOT 31-Mar-22 06:32 PM
I'm goin' to monster camp
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:33 PM
What, is it evil empire recruitment hours now that i've advertised the best one?
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Problem Sleuth BOT 31-Mar-22 06:34 PM
They made booze illegal. That's pretty evil in my book.
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:34 PM
Do you get to be resistant, or even sometimes impervious to most conventional weaponry by joining the USA? Exactly! That's why your empire fell all the way back in 2048
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 31-Mar-22 06:34 PM
The US is not evil!
Lies.
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 31-Mar-22 06:35 PM
Are you ready?
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Phanto Mask BOT 31-Mar-22 06:35 PM
I am struggling to come up with anything to do for this play.
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Froggie BOT 31-Mar-22 06:35 PM
Me too…
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:35 PM
If i find a time rift to 2048 i'll be sure to send you through it.
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 31-Mar-22 06:35 PM
Are you ready for the final show, from the one who defied the Philosopher Stone's judgement?
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Phanto Mask BOT 31-Mar-22 06:36 PM
Hmmm, maybe I'll turn the stage into a big city, I want to go sightseeing after all.
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Robbie and the Rottens BOT 31-Mar-22 06:36 PM
A city?! I hope the transportation system there is efficient.
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:37 PM
Philosopher's stone? that thing from that go-BYDawful fantasy book series from the early 21st century?
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Phanto Mask BOT 31-Mar-22 06:37 PM
I can try.
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:37 PM
Make it like the satellite city evergreen!
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Phanto Mask BOT 31-Mar-22 06:37 PM
The who what now?
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:38 PM
Oh right, this is the past.
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Robbie and the Rottens BOT 31-Mar-22 06:38 PM
Don't listen to that weird thing, it talks nonsense!
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:38 PM
Look, make a big fucking cylinder and put buildings around the inside
Devote maybe... a quarter of the cylinder to big windows to look down on the beautiful planet earth
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Robbie and the Rottens BOT 31-Mar-22 06:40 PM
I can't hear you!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 31-Mar-22 06:42 PM
I don't know what that means but deal.
This has been quite an experience but I am afraid I have to return to where I came.
I'll watch this last show from the audience, It's been nice meeting all of you! Well, most of you.
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Robbie and the Rottens BOT 31-Mar-22 06:45 PM
Goodbye Abe! If I ever go back in time again I'll say hello! (edited)
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 31-Mar-22 06:46 PM
So long, Abe. I hope you enjoy the show.
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Spy BOT 31-Mar-22 06:46 PM
I recommend you see the play "Our American Cousin" at Ford's Theater at some point, it is quite a good show
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Alpha BOT 31-Mar-22 06:50 PM
I would love to!
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Abraham Lincoln BOT 31-Mar-22 06:51 PM
I have already been made aware of my fate.
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MysteryBot BOT 31-Mar-22 06:51 PM
‼️👁️🤐 Abraham Lincoln can view (but not post) in this area!
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🔺 Abraham Lincoln instantly moved to AUDIENCE 👁️ (But they can still VIEW this channel!)
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Spy BOT 31-Mar-22 06:51 PM
I was just giving a recommendation Mr.President
Ah well
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Froggie BOT 31-Mar-22 06:59 PM
I… wish you all the best.
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Captain Kuro of a Hundred Plans BOT 31-Mar-22 06:59 PM
The time is almost at hand.
Let's raise the curtain one final time.
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Arcueid Brunestud BOT 31-Mar-22 07:00 PM
Aw, looks like the night is already coming to an end.
BETTER HURRY THIS UP, THEN!
LET US WITNESS, YOU, AND I, OUR PERFORMANCES!
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 31-Mar-22 07:00 PM
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 31-Mar-22 07:39 PM
Setting the scene for one final time, Phanto Mask flies high into the air...
The stage sprouts into a huge, beautiful city! Mask flies freely around, rejoicing in the air. Up here, no-one can even touch his key!
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He spends a long time enjoying the sights and sounds of the city, it's great high Tower, highly efficient Military Base, and the world's finest transport system, ensuring that everyone is always...
Running on Time.
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But before too long, the city begins to change.
Froggie pulls out their camera, but instead of simply playing back a recording, they clutch it to their chest and take a moment to imagine, first.
Green flames begin to spill from their mouth!
But they don't burn.
Instead, they cover the city in a beautiful, flickering light!
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In the skies, high above the city...
Arcueid rises into the air.
Coalescing all of the power they have gained over a thousand years, they channel the power of their Marble Phantasm...
To bring the great Crimson Moon into existence, floating above the stage!
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Down below, Kuro steps onto the stage.
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“This production is dedicated to the audience, as well as the fallen.”
Clearing his throat, he continues.
"This is and has been a tale of gods and witches, of puppets and villains, and of masks, masks, really, just a whole lot of masks."
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"Of a theatre in a maze made to reinvigorate shades lost to apathy."
"Of a slew of people who were brought there for that purpose."
"My name is Kuro, and this is my call to action."
"This is our escape."
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"Ah, and before I forget..."
"Toy Soldier! My final command: Help me make sure this runs successfully!"
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I walk onto the stage, and give a bow, before plucking my accordion from the hands of Valvatti.
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And as I play the opening song, the performance can truly begin!
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Kurukuru BOT 31-Mar-22 07:59 PM
Problem Sleuth walks up to the stage.
It seems his power is waning.
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Not waning so much that he can't release it all on one massive burst of flame, however!
The sleuth raises his sword as green flames spiral around him, creating a spire of almost blinding light!
Though the fire itself appears harmless, it begins to spread - first the backdrop, then the rafters, and suddenly the entire theatre is engulfed in a beautiful green light!
It's so stunning that Zoe is compelled to take off her blindfold!
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As everyone takes a moment to observe the theatre, a shadowy figure sneaks up behind Problem Sleuth.
Before he can react, SPY BACKSTABS PROBLEM SLEUTH!
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The sleuth falls on his side, coughing up blood!
...But not dead just yet.
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Max Bialystok seems to be enjoying this!
He's reclining on the side of the stage, eating sauerkraut.
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He seems to be enjoying it, until..!
BLEUGH!
Was that sauerkraut... Poisoned???
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Seeing this, Robbie Rotten begins to smirk.
...A very evil smirk.
Inspired, he gets to... baking a cake?
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He goes way overboard with it, giving it two layers, then three, then way more icing than you've seen in your life!
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Then he serves it up to... No-Face?
It seems that he intends it as a sort of treaty.
Maybe, just maybe... they can both be villain number one.
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No Face, seemingly touched by this proposition, gets to work.
It seems it had a similar idea!
After a moment, the spirit is able to apparate... A full-blown, gormet feast filled to the brim with junk food!
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They both sit down and get ready to feast!
No Face eats the cake in one massive bite, while Robbie scarfs down as much food as he can, as fast as he can!
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THEY BOTH SPIT IT OUT!!!
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DISGUSTING!
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While Robbie's cake simply tasted horrible, The gormet feast was LACED WITH HEALTH FOODS!
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YUCK!
Hey, wait a minute...
Isn't No Face spitting out a lot more than he just ate..?
He is! And as he does so, his form almost seems to shrink!
In fact, he's becoming less and less tangible, shifting back into the form he began with.
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Alpha however, begins to do the opposite!
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In fact, as its flesh pulsates faster and faster, its form beings to expand!
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The fleshy outer body encompases the entire plane, until... an entirely new being emerges!
A horrid, awful abomination emerges from the fleshy egg.
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Alpha has transformed into a GOMANDER.
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Laughing, Patches takes out a banana.
He peels it and goe-
OMEN SHOOTS THE BANANA OUT OF HIS HAND.
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Then he shoots Patches too, for good measure.
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Patches is clearly wounded, but gets up.
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"Well that was ju-"
OMEN JUMPS AT PATCHES, HITTING HIM WITH A FLYING PUNCH.
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Patches is out cold.
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Nikola Orsinov BOT 31-Mar-22 08:48 PM
...Are those people quite done yet?
We have a play to perform!
An explosion of elemental darkness rocks the stage!
And out of the inky black tendrils of darkness...
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Robbie Rotten, wearing the glyph of Lahabrea, performs the greatest song yet, alongside Flobby, Tobby and Bobby!
Jay Finch, Sado and Nagisa all dance to the music!
Off to the side of the stage, Spark and Zoe dance together.
At the end of it, Jay Finch gives a speech.
"Hey everybody, my name's Jay Finch, and I'm a freaking wizard from a wizard school!"
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"I came here to get some rest from wizard school, since we're like, at war with a bunch of wizard nazis right now."
"And I did have fun!"
"But also a ton of people died, wierd meta shit happened which I don't understand, and I almost detonated a nuclear bomb." (edited)
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"I don't really have a point here, I just hope when I go back to wizard school, I'll be safe and okay, and if I do die, it will be meaningful and not pointless!"
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"Ok! Jay Finch out!"
And, as Jay Finch steps down...
Valvatti steps up, for the sombre third act.
As he does so, he locks eyes with Ninetails, who nods, and provides one last setting...
Looking at the green fire covering the theatre, burning without flame or damage...
Ninetails inks it over with REAL FLAME, setting the theatre alight!
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Valvatti begins to sing...
"When a humble bard Found one final job An establishment with A creative mob"
"With partners of all kinds The bard put on his hat He couldn’t be director No, that’d be a cat"
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"No sooner than the start Before we could prepare The flames already began To singe his hair" (edited)
"The bravest musician Took off his best coat He beat off the flames and Just cleared his throat"
"What a ride in this theatre Oh actors a’plenty Oh actors a’plenty Woah Say goodbye to this theatre Forever in memory"
"Shame the flames had spread ‘Cross the wooded halls The bard had to dip out For he had no balls"
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"He then met with a fox god A true patron of arts They discussed philosophy And bonded their hearts"
"What beautiful art The two artists made The ink and the music Mightier than any blade"
"Then it got real weird I think there was a trans- Dimensional sacrifice, oh, Those Lovecraft fans!"
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"What a ride in this theatre Oh drama a’plenty Oh drama a’plenty Woah Say goodbye to this theatre Forever in memory"
"What a ride in this theatre Oh villains a’plenty Oh heroes a’plenty Woah Say goodbye to this theatre My time to retire"
Delivering the final verse quieter, Valvatti then bows, and walks silently off the stage.
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...
The audience, each and every one of them, is moved to tears.
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Through the performance, they've each grown more and more distinct, regaining form and mannerisms.
But they're not quite there yet.
But-
The Crimson Moon, and Arcueid along with it, still hang in the sky.
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Arcueid is gathering power, drawing it from the moon.
She cries out, and as she does so...
A crack in the universe appears behind her!
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The theatre begins to rumble, as the fabric of the world ruptures...
"THE SWIRL OF THE ROOT! MINE AT LAST."
As the crack grows larger and larger, it swells behind Arcueid-
Before absorbing her entirely!
The world itself is shaking, reality on the brink of collapsing.
But as all seems lost...
Arcueid reappears, wielding the Sixth Magic!
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Her goal is finally attained! The unchangeable future of humanity has finally been altered!
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The audience seem somewhat... confused by all this, but equally terrified and excited.
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The emotions within them are building, but are still on the brink.
...
One final performance could change it all.
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Kuro steps up once more.
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"...So, all that didn't work, eh?"
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"Well, then, I'm left with no choice."
"I've gotta call upon the best damn actor this place has ever seen, and a far better director than I ever was."
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A door opens in reality behind Kuro, and the face of a familiar figure appears. The mask of Death.
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He lets someone out, before checking his watch, as if to let them know they're on borrowed time.
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"Bravocat! Won't you give this audience just one last hurrah?"
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"One last hurrah... How could I decline? Don't worry about filling me in, Kuro. I've been on the edge of my seat."
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The ghost of Bravocat begins to sing...
"When I came to this place I felt there's something special I knew that you were capable Of reaching a new level"
"And though there were difficulties I say with certain pride That thanks to all your expertise' A show we did provide! So join me! For one final ride..."
"Who could expect What was brought to this place today Who could have predicted How we'd make our display?"
The audience are nodding along, some beginning to join in singing a song they've never heard before.
"It's unbelievable That things have gone this way That's all to say! You've blown me away..." (edited)
"Come all, listen, it's time we said goodbye The stage, glistens, there's one thing left to try! Join this great finale that comes once in your life Let's make things right! And end your strife..."
The audience are getting up out of their seats.
Walking on stage, they begin to dance, perform, sing to their hearts content, their performances meshing with Bravocat's...
"Hear now, dear audience, you've seen all there's to see It's time we left this place, I think we all agree If I have one request between just you and me Make yourselves free! I guarantee..."
"All there is left to do, that you already know This final act is you, just one thing left to go! Now rise up from your places, and give our actors so:"
"One last bravo! Oh, let the whole world know! ONE LAST BRAVO!"
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As a resounding echo of a dozen voices singing together booms through the theatre, all falls silent.
And then, as if a single miracle sprouted into existence, the last droplet of blood falling from the departed Witch of Miracles...
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The tree merges with the stage, channelling its energy to break the hold on this place apart, shatter this maze.
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The roof of the theatre cracks open, revealing...
The sky.
An exit.
At last...
Whooping and cheering, the actors celebrate!
One at a time, they climb the roots of the tree, ascending, leaving this place behind.
Robbie...
Jay...
Sado, Spark, Zoe, and many more, pouring out, back to freedom.
Kuro is the last to go, but as he does...
He turns back for a second, to see Bravocat stood there.
"Kuro... Thank you, for everything that you've done."
"Perhaps you knew this, but... I won't be going with you all. I think I've had enough time in the limelight."
"Besides, there's... someone that I'm going to see again."
"Live out the life you've dreamed out there. And whenever the time comes... I'll be waiting, to see you again too."
Kuro, placing the palm of his hand to his head, gives a salute.
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And when he leaves...
All that is left in the burning theatre is the tree, and the bodies - some dead, some still alive - it has accumulated. (edited)
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For at the end of it all, that's all it ever was.
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Just a tree.
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